WELL done.

Good one!

ughhh... fine... i'll upvote this...

It is just a British thing and proud of it!

Who is more crooked crooks or the fbi.

Crooked trump

Brighton Babe using that logic, i must be a crook. Seeing as I’m not, your logic is flawed.

45 has called the FBI. Back in his Atlantic City days.

Beeg Wan I can see that you never took a Logic course in college. No one claimed that everyone who has never called the FBI are all crooks. They said that crooks never call the FBI. Please tell us that you understand the difference. Oh, never mind. I think I understand you now. You must be a Trumptard.

Must be a daily job!

@@amandabell6356 It's such hard work we hardly have time for anything else. Sometimes we have a vodka shot and a sauna and a quick dip in the lake..but, after that, it's right back to raking.

hahaha good one!!

I just died! 😂

...or Troll hunting ;-)

BI K hmmmmmmmm

This one killed me hahahaha

Dead ☠☠☠☠

BI K you know size doesn't matter even a microscopic cockpit could hold all Drumph's tiny bits like his brain and hands...lol

I love it, it works on 2 levels (tiny c**k or tiny brain)

Also watching from Australia and yes just too funny. I thought our political system was the biggest joke but nup Trump wins hands down. 😅😅😅😅 a comedians dream. Love Stephens videos

langa 22 Our "checks and balances" were always a nice illusion, but nothing more than that. The fact that the electoral college exists takes the power from the people.

@@AmbyJeans although we do love to have a laugh we also know that this situation is very serious, and hope that he gets voted out. Although I don't think he will leave peacefully. The fact that here we all have to vote by law maybe a good thing but we have a system that works on preferences so it too takes the power away from the people because the government makes the decision to whom they will align with. No wonder that around the world so many are so disillusioned with their governments too much power.

@@AmbyJeans The claim of the electoral college is just an excuse. The US got the president that the people wanted. The problem exists with the electorate and having direct election of executive power. The current system works on the assumption of an infinitely knowledgeable electorate, perfect communication, and ideal judgement, when, in reality, the electorate knows almost nothing about what a president does, and doesn't have the time or inclination to determine reality from fiction. In particular the US has a culture of promoting delusional beliefs and accepting ignorant opinions as being as valid as wise ones. It wasn't the electoral college that gave the US Trump, it was the US.

Yep. Also his comparison of his life before and during presidency is disingenuous- the expectation that a president will contact the FBI is higher than a regular citizen because a president is more likely to deal with issues of national security. He is such a dishonest worm.

He is talking about his whole life

bananaempijama Uh, yeah. And it sounds just as I said.

A prime example of someone he should have called the FBI on is Jeffery Epstein.

Meg DiPaolo thank you! That’s what I thought when he said it. Turns out though, he DID call the FBI once. He wanted them to get rid of his competition in Atlantic City. The mob. How sad they didn’t know about it at the time. We could have avoided all this!

That was the best line, period 😂.

@mighty mouse You are right. Criminals do not call law enforcement, that would be silly.

Today "more then other days" is what you meant, right?

@@HelgaCavoli Absofrigginlutely!

Dee Cohen, doesn’t know how to tell the truth, either.

Time to drain the swamp !!! Agent Orange is a lying, narcissistic mushroom weenie just like all his lackeys: Fred Flintstone- Barr and Kelli-Anne Conway , 99% of his cabinet and Psycho Steve Miller !

Giovanni Vella wow such news many enlightenment

oh god that -sshole is still around, we in the netherlands do not fancy him. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZrxkiJOVtMfcY40.html

@@giovannivella5528 I know Fred Flintstone is the more recognizable reference for Barr but I believe Droopy Dog is more spot on.

Rick Scrotum is pretty worthless.

Well, at Least Whales is not a socialist Scandinavian country like Narwhal...

@@jimmythebold589 All Americans are socialists. The only difference is which government programs you like.

@@jimmythebold589, why does Norway have a higher standard of living than the United States. Better education, better health care...? Yes it's expensive and taxes are high but at least said taxes don't go to the PM perpetually playing golf.

@@jimmythebold589 It's Wales sir. That's a place in the UK. Whales are large sea going mammals.

Trump doesn't really want to meet someone who cares about the environment. He'd probably prefer to meet Ocean Master; they both want to be dictators.

...how many writers from Colbert's crew do you think it takes to write a joke?

lol was thinking the same 😁

@@tylerdurden4392 If the jokes are good, who cares?

@@Discrimination_is_not_a_right I can make a joke by myself--songs, too.

was about to comment just on this!

And she was obviously being hyperbolic.

If the Democrats had a spine, they would go for impeachment. Unfortunately, they won't do a thing, because they fear for their own political survival. The swamp is deeper than one can imagine. The real problem is not DJT or the parties in Congress - they are only the symptom, the real problems are that the ethical and moral standards were eroded to the point where the people of the US of A don't matter anymore. All that matters is money. What a cesspool

And yet she STILL does nothing.

she's not fucking wrong. jesus tapdancing christ somebody eject this orange stain from my reality.

@@chrismueller8861 they want trump in jail. Not just impeached. Their investigations will do that. Putting a president in prison is pretty ballsy.

He never tried to really hide it. It's all in your face. It has never been a Trump test. It's the test of his "genius" base. I bet they won't blink an eye.

We're gonna need some Crustacean on that source~

And Queen of England

He did recently watch that documentary on Aquaman.

😂😂😂

NewhamMatt I’ve been dead lol

No, you just wish you were.

@@profribasmat217 - oh now, that deserves a baddum tissch! 🥁

@@profribasmat217 - stop it! You're krilling me! 😆

Time to abandon ship

They'd have a damn aneurysm. Probably petition their viewers to march on the White House with guns for all we know.

is saying what is saying obama accepted foreign interference from russia to help hillary haaaaaaaaaaa you guys fail

Gerardo Medina ...? I’m pointing out the obvious that Fox News will defend anything Donald says no matter what but just a few years ago tucker had a big ol segment Obama because he got Dijon mustard on his burger

Imagine what Congress would say... Screw Fox!

They'd be out there on national tv talkin bout "wheres the rope" that's what they'd be doin. Real Talk

Why the hell is he so obsessed with Norway?

Not as much as Russia@@couragekarnga8735

@@couragekarnga8735 cuz Trumpf is a RACIST bigot, remember he thinks white people should migrate here instead of people of color from " shithole COUNTRIES"! Remember? Yeah, he said that!

@@couragekarnga8735 Maybe he is trying to cozy up to Norway because he doesn't have property there yet.. that'd be my guess.

"Trump: If Norway called... Norway:We have nothing to say to you goodbye. " Nahh….we would probably say - What do you want ??? Dirt on who ???? Why ???? Do you want them washed ??

You have seriously low standards...

@Amat3rasuMLP1550 For saying it wasn't brutal? That would mean I have thick skin, silly.

Was encouraging to see the Fox guy finally take a stand against Trump.

unfortunately for america, trump already knows that when you take foreign help you end up owing them favors. putin has taught him that.

@Kono Dutch Please!!! Anyone! Pleeeeeease!!!

The President of the United States never called the FBI. Am I the only person who thinks that something is just wrong about that statement? No...of course not. He's always calling Fox & Friends.

Kono Dutch BOOM!! YOU ARE NOW PRESIDENT...GO KICK THE ORANGE ONE OUT OF YOUR OFFICE!!🏃🤼💪👈 😀😀

Agreed Jim. Btw- I found another great comedian named 'Brent Terhune' who does a fantastic impersonation of a Rube who supports Trump. Brent is soooo funny! Enjoy! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y9ZgqKh2mavLmmg.html

Yes, so true!

He keeps me laughing, and if I didn't laugh, I'd never stop crying. All hail the King, Colbert!!!

Clarissa L yes he did before he opened up his casino lol. He too old to remember haha.

Clarissa L: Oh, that was priceless! LLLLLOL! Great one!

Perhaps that's true but many have called the FBI on trump.

See, I would have expected pre-prez Trump to have a relationship with the FBI much like Jack Nicholson's character in _The Departed_ did...

Right before that he said, "I've seen a lot of things in my life" wonder what other crimes he's witnessed.

chef Nelson I wonder how many crimes he’s COMMITTED??!🤔😕

Oh I love all the books from long ago talking about Orwellian Speech , Fahrenheit 451 , Stranger in a Strange Land , Cloud Atlas , The Hunger Games , The Magic Compass , A Clockwork Orange , and the newest addition \ V / .

On behalf of America, I apologize to all of you. I don’t know why Trump keeps dragging you guys into his examples.

@@kimberlyrobinson3992 the question is, why Norway? There are many places he can pick on like Canada, France, UK, Germany, etc.

@@kimberlyrobinson3992 It's all good. I know he doesn't speak for most of you. Based on the popular vote and approval ratings, he has never spoken for the majority of you :)

Well, Maybe Breivik.

@@alexanderchristopher6237 Because Norway is outside of the EU, relatively unknown by his fans and extremely rich for reasons in part unrelated to the Nordic economic model. He couldn't go with Denmark because Denmark is in the EU and doesn't have an external factor to explain it's wealth. If you say Denmark you have to admit that the country with the worlds highest taxes an no real resources to speak of is doing great. If you say Sweden his supporters will have a hissy fit because the alt-right likes to imagine it as a dystopia because of progressive policies on gender relations and migration. Bringing Sweden up might also put a dent in that delusion. He occasionally does use Finland instead, but Finland is in the Euro zone. Using them as a possible example would validate the Euro. He can't really use Germany because he has an adversarial relationship with their leadership. They're also a key member of the EU and the Euro. He can't use The Netherlands because they're also an original core EU member and Euro as well as having a progressive reputation. He probably would use Austria if he and his base knew about Austria as they're a less central EU and Euro member as well as more conservative. I think the reason he doesn't is that the name is close to Australia's and that would confuse him and his base. I'm not sure why he doesn't use Switzerland, maybe because of their more radical democratic system. Neither he nor his followers seem to be that keen on democracy. All other possible examples have some kind of economic issue that make them a bad ideal or simply do not fit the ethnic image of white supremacy. So the reason for "Why Norway?" is: Because it's a Germanic nation, oil is a major factor in their wealth, not just socialism and they're not an EU member."

Fire...yes. SC will turn your tears to real fire. Hell, is very hot. Truth is your only balm.

Agreed! His monologues are always good, but this one was the best in a long while!

Liberals seem to shed lots of tears.

@@tylerdurden4392 Colbert does a great Whale impersonation and you do a fantastic impression of a jacka$$.

@@mikebronicki6978 YOU'RE the donkey party!

@larry brown Nah, you're just a grumpy boomer.

The only thing Colbert and many hosts talk about is trump. There are other grave events happening all around, the audience sometimes prefers to not hear about whether the press room was collecting dust or not. John oliver and the patriot act are miles ahead.

@larry brown [Translated from Boomer to English] "oh hi wanna be conservatarded with me?"

I'll tell you how. The average voter is a lot stupider than we ever imagined. Because some loudmouth asshole has his own TV show, American voters will believe any lie he tells them.

Just remember less than half the population voted for him.... Our political system is gerrymandered as fuck...

Jake Mauer Yes, but there were many illegal voters

@@mkjk2534 ~ There were many misled and brainwashed voters, but who voted illegally? That sounds like another Trump lie (just one of the more than ten thousand lies he's told). www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/ projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/ www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html www.nrdc.org/trump-lies www.needtoimpeach.com/impeachable-offenses/

Bribery, greed, power and a down right lair and scumbag.

Remember when Trump was "happy to testify"? And then never did. "Most transparent president ever!"...

@@Dee7208 his laywer didnt let him,He knew his client lol

I guess we know why his lawyers didn't want him to testify under oath.

aha aha aha ! nice punch line aha aha aha

@@o76923 And then they quit and got the F out of there.

And that lying, smirking, smiling face!

Shit honey, got 2 more years of turning over stones, filling out indictments. Send a pizza to my office. Love ya!

It's still #MuellerTime

Maggie E he probably just learned that himself

I laughed ! :)

You realize spygate was BS and it's over right. 🤣

That's a fact, collusion!!

@@holdemdang Yeah but Trump will soon come up with a new theory to divert opinions from all topics that matter ! May God give us what it takes to not loose this beautiful republic

@@jarrodbenchek The media and clowns like Colbert are guilty of the real obstruction. They are the arm of the DNC that prevent us from having a functioning govt. It's all outrage and scandal. But never a payoff. They've had everyone chasing their tails for 3 years. I can only imagine Trump's next term. Hopefully it will involve the truth about Barry's DOJ.

Paula Keller I agree with all your comments!🙌🏽🌹

That's why Trump's lawyers insisted Trump's answers to Mueller's questions be submitted in writing. The "Idiot in Chief" can't keep his mouth shut.

ORANGE MAN BAD

Raoul Fleckman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treason_laws_in_the_United_States#Federal I know asking "Why do you lie?" would be like asking "Why does _c_ represent the speed of light in a vacuum?", but I just have to ask, why are you so bad at lying? Your lies are so easy to disprove, it took me all of 10 seconds to find the appropriate link. Had I not already had Wikipedia open in another window, I dare say it would've taken me a scoach longer. You're not even bothering with plausibility in your denials of solid fact. At least Majikthise and Vroomfondel had the benefit of actually being funny.

zoomskiller and that’s all you sheep yell when you get triggered...you say WE’RE the npc’s when you guys don’t even believe any other news channel but faux, or any other publication but the ones that your dear leader picks and chooses

And a huge rear😂😂😂

Hmm astute observation. I agree, orange man bad

@C C your guy said he would commit treason... then said he met with sea mammals.

He's a pathological liar with NPD - and possibly dementia. He is unfamiliar with truth. In Canada, he might even be NCRMD - not competent to stand trial by reason of mental disorder. Or in lay terms, the insanity defence.

Sam South they were probably more scared of him telling the truth by accident!

“You’re”, not “your”. Just an observation.

Thank you for noticing:)

And YET the opposition still won't impeach or... make him face to anything, really. That's fast becoming the more frustrating of the two.

What did he do wrong??? Politicians get dirt from opponents from any source. That's always been that way. Also countries are always trying to influence each other countries elections. Isreal constantly influences our elections. In the 2016 election, Ukraine and England governments provided a ton of dirt on the Trump campaign while Russia and Israel supported the Trump campaign. There's nothing illegal or bad about that. It happens all the time. People are only bitching now because they don't like Trump personally and because there's lots of political forces with financial interests that want to keep Russia as our enemy even though they aren't.

@Edgar Allen Poe Russia is our friend. We are just constantly fed by the media the idea that they are our enemy and aggressive to justify huge military complex budgets....also the government needs a buggyman to use it as fear to better control the population. Also the media is constantly dividing the population.... lastly we say Russia is the agressor yet we are the ones that have armored units stationed in their borders we have anti ballistic systems on their borders and we overthrew the government of their neighbor in 2014. So who is the aggressor? Imagine if Russia did that to us in Mexico?

@@cookiemon87 Russia is so good a friend to the USA that they influenced the 2016 election.😂😂😂

@@GeoffreyMureithi I think you like the media is severely exaggerating the word "influenced". At the end no votes were changed. People voted how they wanted. Foreign governments and private interest groups are always funding different projects to influence people's opinions and votes. That's is how the ball rolls. In the end it's up to the individual person to make an informed decision or vote and issue. There will always be those spreading deception for political or monetary gain.... Russia is our friend don't let the media fool you. Our government which has become way too powerful and overgrown is the aggressor most of the time and they constantly try to control us like sheep

It’s killing me😂😂

Cathyblj ......😂😂🤣😂🤣

Trump is the orange queen.

Nice one....

King of jackasses yes! but he also inherited the title of king of the Orango clowns, lol!

DON'T even jokingly give teflon Don the title of king, or he will take it and hang onto it. President tRump is already pushing the limits, can you imagine King Donald?

The Prince is from Wales; TrumpF is the Prince of Whales...?

The job is not done until the paperwork is shown to explain all the actions taken by the investigation and what was found. Just trying to file the report and duck out before anyone can check up on it, is not kosher.

I reckon there is enough evidence of obstruction and collusion for another Mueller Report.

I woud just go into a deep depression if i was Muller, to think all he had to do was walk into the oval office and ask Trump "Didi you do it?"

Ty can you send in the cavalry?

The Black , I totally understand how you feel!!

As a Russian political emigrant, I've been looking with horror at the US becoming more and more like Russia over the past few years. It's such a disaster.

It's okay, we get it. Well, the sane among us do.

So true so sad...

It’s okay kitty! My dog was a tad confused too!

Stacey Smith Perhaps your cat might have been more attuned to the sound of 'Tuna' :)

Kevin Santich Vote Blue!

Amen! We all have to vote to save this country.

Ok. Voting red here. It disturbs me that Dems are this hypocritical. I'd rather have trump than someone who's biggest issue is how to end white supremacy.

@@only2genders02 who are you referring to?

#VoteBlueNoMatterWho !!!

I was thinking maybe he watched the Moana movie....

Really, Mr President? Geez.

That’s a scary ass pumpkin

The Prince of Fails.

Moving on...😉

I hyperventilated!.... Not hyperbolic at all!

tabularasa The Humpback Rosetta Stone joke was priceless 🤣🤣🤣.

Trump himself said if he shot someone on 5th Avenue he wouldn’t lose any support. It’s one of the only true statements he’s ever made.

A what?

@Hingle McCringleberry your lack of intelligence is showing. I think you might want to hide it- you are exposing yourself.

We knew what you meant, and you're right! He tells on himself because he's *that ignorant.* 👍

@@cathyholland2744 prince of whales.....intelligence is a thing of the past.....maga

Just like in Ghostbusters!! Yes, this man has no Dick?? 😂😂😂

Never when you are wealthy in America.

Bookish Nymph85 ROTFLMAO 😂

@mighty mouse That crack you're smoking must be good stuff. Funny how the only child molesters that have been tied to the government lately were George Nader and Elliot Broidy. You Qanon cultists make me laugh and also sick at the same time.

should hillary be charged for paying for the steele dossier? you capable of not being a hypocrit?

@@bobbyjoseph5905 are you capable of understanding the difference? 1) she is not the president 2) the Steelers dosier was paid for by the republican party 3) after the rep party gave up on it, an American firm inherited it and used steele as an agent to gather information 4) while steele is a foreigner, he did not represent a hostile or foreign agency for the purposes of gathering the information 5) upon gathering said information, steele went to the FBI with it. I dont agree with the practice, but calling out what Hillary did is a dishonest misdirection. It doesnt make what trump did acceptable just because she also did something shady.

Trump would make a horrible mob boss!

@@couragekarnga8735 I think he's always wanted to be one though. But at best he's only ever been a lackey or some kind of puppet money launderer.

ALL really good organized criminal organizations do all they can to get law enforcement on their side. Like narco-terrorists in Mexico that can pay police far far more than the people can, to help them with their murderous operations: From bribing local police, to Trump meeting with the FBI in his Casinos...

The worst part about all of this is that if no one goes after him for this, it means all future presidents are free to do this as well.

Sadly the lying cheating criminal scumbag has gotten away with every freaking lie he has spewed from his filthy Orange orifice, and NO ONE is making him pay for his crimes

@@ohnosmoarlulcatz if no one does anything,this may be the only president we will have. 😵

ISO Sebryl. The fake Mueller witch hunt investigation is a big fail. And then the fakes went after my paid taxes. Now the fakes are getting so desperate in all directions. But the end results will be a Trump 2020 win!+

Trump: It's not interference. What a dumb f***.

Me too! Only in America, roflmao

I hope to see a photograph of Prince Charles wearing a lapel pin of a whale someday soon.

I think he whale!!!! 💜💗💯

😂😂😂😂

nonameprofil He doesn’t have to he’s the prince of whales.

I remember renting a car of whale sounds when I was 16 and spent my non-school or work off time playing around in the city library. Definitely kept it in my car, never returned it or the Neil Diamond.And that was, well 15 years ago. Nice flashback 😂

I asked Russia to hack your webcam. I see you.

You think you're crying now? Wait until 2020 :D

@Jelly Belly I know, I'll be whining "Why didn't anybody BELIEVE me when I said Trump will beat Tulsi Gabbard in a freestyle rap battle and then become POTUS for a second term?"

And the forever question will be "Did he first type 'Wales' and then go back and "correct" it to Whales?"

Whale song got me

@@dday9433 - Stephen's whole whale impression was freak'n hilarious!

I wonder what would happen if we all started to call the FBI daily every time Trump says something treasonous or incriminating on FOX or Twitter? Oh, the temptation.........

"No-ball Santorum".. Googling...

I met Namor...

The Sprawl 😂😂😂

@@chrishickey7502 right...

Ariel isn't a mermaid anymore. Traded-in in those fins for legs. Melissa mermaid, now... That's my bitch. Okay yes I was just looking for an opportunity to put Melissa's name out there. Seriously check her out though. That shit is impressive.

Was he anything like the Prince of Tides?