“If I can’t see them, they can’t see me!”-logic to the orkism extreme

I was genuinely thinking "I wonder if blinders would fix that" just before you said it

wearing blindfolds to stop warp madness is the most orkish thing ever😂

Orks: "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

Ork logic is basically the TF2 Engineer hitting his wrench on everything and they are upgraded to level 2. And he only uses scraps to build things.

Iz stared into da abyss and then i put me visor up and then we got to da foighting

The reason Gork & Mork haven't killed the Chaos gods and taken their rightful place as the true masters of the Warp is because they are busy debugging and troubleshooting every Ork invention.

M3: Trust me, I am engineer. M42: Trust me, I am Mekboy.

So, the solution to win against the Chaos Gods, was simply to wear blindfolds ?

“Alright, so when you pass through the warp, you will see horrors beyond comprehension that will twist and pervert your psyche until there is not left but the darkness that will infect your mind for what remains of your mortal life. So, y’know, keep your eyes closed.”

"It just works"

Reminds me of "the Jaunt" short story. It's longer than you think.

Orkamedies!😂😂

If I was an Ork, my guns would be the bestest. They would be automatic wrist cannons that shoot armor piercing, high explosive, incendiary, LIVING KITTENS. And when it fires, the gun goes "MEOW MEOW MEOW"

Well, when you're the size of the Hulk, most of demons WILL pretend to not see you if you're being polite enough to not see them. It's like how Tiberius the Red Wake is one very stealthy boy.

Orks are truly the masters of technology. A simple face cover is the ultimate Ork weapon against Chaos. "If I can't see you, you can't see me." Ork logic and reasoning at its finest.

And that is the power of warp technology kids.

“Auh we der yet?” “dunno, cant see git wit dis ting on.”

Today Howard is an Ork confirmed

Dot is a very smart Git Boyz

The use of blinders to save your brain reminds a lot the story The Jaunt from Stephen King. Where a man invented teleportation portals but to survive you need to be asleep during the process

love the name

Human The goggles, they do nothing! Ork blindfolds

Man, Horus could have beat the corrupting influence of the Chaos Gods had he simply kept his eyes closed. SMH why didn’t he try that?

The daemons aren't real if the orks can't see them

Only a bloody Orc...

If I can't see it, it's not there. - Perfektly logikal Ork logik

This is insanity 😂

Laughs at physics.

"Can't get me if I can't see you!"

Eye patch:1 Gellar field: 0

"Eat him" "Can't, he's got a rag over his eyes and says 'oi cant'z see ya!'"

how 2 defeat all orks say there guns exploded because they forgot 2 carry the one

So the emperor was right

Amazing , I love it

I mean... the warp is just kinda one big memetic... non-thing anyway so not looking at could work... adding in the orcish plot shenanigans of reality overide and i can see it happening sure

lmao