OUR DEFENSES DO NOTHING!!

OUR DEFENSES DO NOTHING!! | The Forest

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3 жыл бұрын

Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted

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@KaiDrawsShit03 3 жыл бұрын

Cannibal: Why don't we take that smaller bridge to get to those guys? Other Cannibal: Shut the fuck up Jerry, that's secret bridge

@tiemespoelstra1286 3 жыл бұрын

Big funny man

@jacksepticeye_fan084 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@notlivingucci4865 3 жыл бұрын

.😂

@acehardware2823 3 жыл бұрын

F-ing Jerry. Always ruins the mood.

@mr.spaget6513 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin Jerry bro, why the hell do we keep him around?

@sharky1150 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: *realises that he can make a dock* Game: *starts raining* Lixian: I don’t even have to do anything

@Carldasly 3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@johnsell6870 3 жыл бұрын

what timing

@gameout6420 3 жыл бұрын

God did his work for markaplier

@LeHyperTech 3 жыл бұрын

Chill dude

@LeHyperTech 3 жыл бұрын

@@gameout6420 😔 markplier is he called ...

@Breached18 3 жыл бұрын

The Secret Bridge: *Exists* Every Cannibal on the Peninsula: "Imma pretend I didn't see that"

@randomdudeyoumightlike9912 3 жыл бұрын

It’s because it’s secret

@jackysanc7445 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the cannibale legit just didn’t cross that bridge

@goddess9739 2 жыл бұрын

They respect the secret bridge far too much

@fuzzytadpole 2 жыл бұрын

@@goddess9739 there is no such thing, the secret bridge is a *diety*

@kolteel 2 жыл бұрын

there's no pretending, it's a secret

@thatrandomimperial3357 3 жыл бұрын

The cannibals only come by because they’re trying to figure out what the hell y’all are doing

@athickie 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂

@moogamooga2100 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!! Best comment right here.

@thomaspelletier44 Жыл бұрын

Cannibal 1: what the hell are those idiot doing ?! Cannibal 2: idk let's send a guy to ask them. Cannibal who got send: try to speak is language. The guy : let kill him

@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@evilsquirrelratsr4529 Жыл бұрын

The fact that they are called cannibals says otherwise

@grahamapol3185 3 жыл бұрын

At this rate, the cannibals don't need to kill them. They can just sit back and say, "They're doing just fine on their own."

@marzipan1405 3 жыл бұрын

CANIBAL

@Skylerrelyks93 3 жыл бұрын

@@marzipan1405 no he was correct and you are not.

@iparaIized 3 жыл бұрын

They DO know that they have to save a child???

@debayandas430 3 жыл бұрын

@@iparaIized 🤣🤣🤣 i comment that on every the forest video

@lovemurphy1931 3 жыл бұрын

@@iparaIized watching this game play has me confused I love it and it's funny but I'm starting to believe thos game never ends and the son never existed lol

@courtneygrumblis 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: "oh hey, this is the secret bridge. Please go away" Cannibal: "understandable. Have a nice day"

@vitaniweapon413 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment xD

@kate-yh5jz 3 жыл бұрын

5:56 :}

@blackfang-ms5rq 3 жыл бұрын

@@vitaniweapon413 me too

@blackfang-ms5rq 3 жыл бұрын

@Dizzy Stick i know im gonna clip this

@vitaniweapon413 3 жыл бұрын

@@blackfang-ms5rq awesome

@NijiHoloFan 2 жыл бұрын

the fact that the cannibal respected mark by going away from the secret bridge after being politely asked to is a highlight of this video

@knzjyd 3 жыл бұрын

Some tips. 1. The more negative interactions you have with the cannibals, the more they'll come after you and the more creepy mutants they'll send. (Not that they'll leave you alone altogether. They're douchelords.) 2. Not that you care about outfits, but smack the lady in the plane that you got the plane axe from enough and you'll get her outfit, which I find incredibly funny. 3. Your sanity (viewable in the "Stats" tab) decreases: A) When you don't sleep. B) When you kill a cannibal. C) When you dismember a cannibal. D) Gradually when you spend time in caves. I think it's, like, 0.001% per second. E) Eating a cannibal. When your sanity decreases to anywhere below 90%, you can build effigies from the cannibals' body parts. It causes fear in most cannibals; those will avoid you. There are a few that'll still attack you. In other words: Effigies don't stop the cannibals from attacking you entirely. 4. Your sanity increases: A) When you listen to music. B) When you sleep. C) When you sit down on chairs, benches, etc. D) When you eat fresh (animal) meats. 5. If you need feathers, you can build a birdhouse. 6. Rabbits can breed if you put some in a rabbit cage. The more you have, the higher the chances of them procreating. Please keep playing. These videos make my day and I'm sure it's the same for a lot of other people.

@peebledeeble 3 жыл бұрын

i screenshotted this for use when i play the forest myself. you are a genius

@lorcanzo2498 3 жыл бұрын

@The Almighty Ninja we need to know

@confusedjello7292 3 жыл бұрын

@The Almighty Ninja can confirm

@Prto90 3 жыл бұрын

so like is there a way for cannibals to stop attacking me after a while if i dont attack them..after a while?

@lorcanzo2498 3 жыл бұрын

@@Prto90 no; in the game there is a thing where the cannibals are becoming constantly more aggressive to you. If you don’t attack them they will send less but if you kill them a lot they will first send more to attack you but then if brutal enough (Dismembering, killing with limbs etc) they will give u a sacrifice and leave u alone for a few days. But they will become constantly more aggressive to you.

@Ethan-__- 3 жыл бұрын

The forest: horror game Markiplier: let’s build a bridge the ultimate bridge

@expectnothin 3 жыл бұрын

The shsl bridge, of course

@afifdan2665 3 жыл бұрын

Im so fast

@somerandominternetuser5730 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasperallison4634 I reported the account

@mikewilson2302 3 жыл бұрын

Sup mark

@jdwmyt 3 жыл бұрын

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

@ryankissee9937 3 жыл бұрын

"He'll huff and puff and he won't know what the fuck is going on." Never have I seen a better metaphor and I intend to spread it.

@gumbilitous2804 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I am too

@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын

absolutely

@lancerutland2278 2 жыл бұрын

Why are there only 3 comments

@xanderriniker5400 2 жыл бұрын

Idk

@theintrovert_227 2 жыл бұрын

It's too funny. The funniness has left no room for commentary. It's too perfect.

@lyenye7018 3 жыл бұрын

This entire series is the “what not to do” section in a survival guide.

@sunnywhite196 3 жыл бұрын

America's Funniest Survival Videos

@Biggsman_IV Жыл бұрын

I mean, there are also a lot of things that people teach people to do in a life or death situation, and they are pretty horrible. like, conserve water, if your thirsty, than drink until you no longer are, and look for more first. as well as, cactus juice is a horrible stand in for water. it just makes you more thirsty, and gives you diarrhea, and nausea, so those are very bad things to do in a survival situation.

@lavans5721 Жыл бұрын

@@Biggsman_IV also makes you hallucinate and try to eat your pet flying lemur. Trust me shit is insane.

@nest_avadavat Жыл бұрын

Do *not* split up in caves Do *not* cut holes in gazebos Do *not* focus on “the perfect” bridge Do *not* eat human flesh Do *not* destroy cabins Do *not* jump off cliffs with your log sleds

@milesclarke7085 Жыл бұрын

How to not survive

@luxluther436 2 жыл бұрын

Mark’s character 90% of the time: *Dying of thirst and starvation* Mark: *Behold the wall of Mark.*

@ItsAllAStateOfMind 10 ай бұрын

The wall of markith

@surgestudios2975 4 ай бұрын

The wall of marksimonius

@mike353 3 жыл бұрын

The forest: cannibals killing people and trying to save your son Mark: Bridge simulator!

@Roamingfirebat 3 жыл бұрын

@Evan Scammell it’s a bot. Best you can do is report it.

@jdwmyt 3 жыл бұрын

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course!

@Hellbughunter 3 жыл бұрын

Who cares, he's dead anyway. Bridges are more importend.

@JT_Lich 3 жыл бұрын

Mark's playing Poly Bridge

@Mr.PugGaming 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx shutup

@CallMeDougieP 3 жыл бұрын

Little Timmy: Lost in the forest. Terrified. Likely gonna die a horrible horrible death. Mark, Bob, Wade: B R I D G E

@cheazzila2906 3 жыл бұрын

If I remember right, he’s already dead

@omen-200 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheazzila2906 shhhhh you can't spoil it like that...

@polskamistrzwiedzy7153 3 жыл бұрын

@@omen-200 the game has been out for like 3 years

@Unknownburger 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheazzila2906 hes not dead. He’s in a chamber underground and he’s the main character in Sons of the Forest lmao

@cheazzila2906 3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknownburger ya, I’ve already been told. Don’t pay attention to me. I’m a dumbass

@jackalaxe1554 3 жыл бұрын

*I'm seeing a plot twist* - they find Timmy and take him through the main bridge and then Bob makes the platform higher and drowns Timmy for entertainment reasons

@sunnywhite196 3 жыл бұрын

I can see the Three Stooges of KZfaq doing this.

@r.j.penfold 2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnywhite196 Alright, so who's who? I imagine Mark is Moe, Bob is Larry and Wade is Curly (who is the butt of all jokes)

@sunnywhite196 2 жыл бұрын

@@r.j.penfold They seem to trade roles around pretty frequently throughout the playthrough.

@artsy_axli6583 2 жыл бұрын

@@r.j.penfold wdymm

@r.j.penfold 2 жыл бұрын

@@artsy_axli6583 I'm talking about the three stooges

@my_son_is_a_rock185 2 жыл бұрын

I like how Timmy's lost in the woods with some crazy cannibal and has absolutely no chance of survival and everyone's just like: Better build 15 more bridges.

@Theguywhodoesthings Жыл бұрын

Umm, actually 🤓

@XimsXimness Жыл бұрын

Zac

@Zakvadr1995 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the “Previously on-“ section will eventually just be everyone screaming.

@ZaezeYT 3 жыл бұрын

You mean it isn't already?

@beansmcsquenz4444 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx did i ask

@whyyunggod7473 3 жыл бұрын

@@beansmcsquenz4444 he is lying, he is also a bot, look at how he spelled it. 😂

@generalgrievous162 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx you have replied with this on nearly every single comment so quit yo bullshit.

@whyyunggod7473 3 жыл бұрын

@@beansmcsquenz4444 hes also saying that so people go and see his comment so he can get views on his video, yeah im not dumb I know.

@fatherstrong6180 Жыл бұрын

" some number of legs is coming " always hits me right in the funny bone 😂😂

@fatherstrong6180 Жыл бұрын

I guess he fucked off 😂😂

@reynamiller05 Жыл бұрын

I swear💀

@apokkalypse 2 жыл бұрын

I still think that "ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ" is one of the funniest bits from this series

@renranger2135 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: “friendship comes first.” Says the guy who keeps abandoning his teammates in mutant attacks

@kratosgodofwar777 3 жыл бұрын

And also abandoned said teammate later on

@Beigloui 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I wish I had more friends that played the forest

@ILoveStealingFromTarget 3 жыл бұрын

Not this comment having 666 likes😳

@KSKSnek 3 жыл бұрын

the entire plot of this series is starting to become Bridge building

@VeryPeeved 3 жыл бұрын

he's his own best friend.

@samsmith8004 3 жыл бұрын

Who’s gonna tell them that you can transport logs with the zip lines

@jasminetwil 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no, can they really? 😂

@angelapickett198 3 жыл бұрын

Wait till they find out...

@j-j8984 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God...

@sghettioop9948 3 жыл бұрын

We have to alert them of this-

@Snackaboy 3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@goldenchipsempire 3 жыл бұрын

“You don’t scare me!” **terrified screaming**

@goldenchipsempire 3 жыл бұрын

24:37

@seniordumbass8045 Жыл бұрын

@@goldenchipsempire thanks

@arwenreeder2154 3 жыл бұрын

Bob is the eldest, Wade is the middle child, and Mark is the youngest

@NijiHoloFan 2 жыл бұрын

and timmy is the little ugly pet rat everyone thought was dead, but was just out in the open, totally unnoticed, that is, until one of them remembers and says "hey, you know that rat that we found in the backyard? doesn't that thing by the garbage can look a bit like him?" "hmm, no. this one looks a bit less ugly"

@akikashika 9 ай бұрын

100% accurate

@oddpeople8733 3 жыл бұрын

I like the idea of Timmy just like sitting in a cave fuckin scared for his like and his family is just like "the great waallll!!!"

@jacksepticeye_fan084 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂

@midenarithmos9200 3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile His family just discovered what docks are and losing Their minds over it.

@cheazzila2906 3 жыл бұрын

It’s fine. In the story he’s already dead if I remember right.

@focalpoint._ 3 жыл бұрын

@@cheazzila2906 If I remember correctly you shoot down a plane to sacrifice someone else to save your kid, and the cycle continues

@cheazzila2906 3 жыл бұрын

@@focalpoint._ ah, so I don’t remember correctly.

@october6876 3 жыл бұрын

This series is honestly just the perpetual cycle of failure, success, and over feeding Mark’s ego.

@theshamanite 3 жыл бұрын

Mark's hubris will be the best Greek tragedy to keep happening

@asanyr9902 3 жыл бұрын

oh worm I love your pfp! trans rights >:3

@theshamanite 3 жыл бұрын

Trans rights

@stingerjohnny9951 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda like his KZfaq career, HEYOOOO!!! :D

@nunyabusiness3786 3 жыл бұрын

@@asanyr9902 what about aspie rights

@nikolasgerretse 3 жыл бұрын

Mark using a slingshot the whole time like he's actually doing damage is so entertaining

@visage9040 2 жыл бұрын

Explain the time he two shotted the cannibals then

@artwithlaur 2 жыл бұрын

@@visage9040 headshots

@JaggerNeasESES Жыл бұрын

It was probably a stealth kill since slingshots can do that

@mimifloyd5918 3 жыл бұрын

The way I wheezed when Bob walked around the door effortlessly on the other bridge

@archer3569 3 жыл бұрын

**Mark after the finishing The Forest** "Im a man who owns FIVE BRIDGES!"

@itwasntriggedyourejustaloser73 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣

@Jasonnnnnnnnnnnn_ 3 жыл бұрын

excuse me do you mean 500,000,000,000?

@elusivegamergirl 3 жыл бұрын

* *”I am a man who BUILT 5 bridges!!”*

@LeSethX 3 жыл бұрын

And when they are done, they are going to find they need boats for something and need to tear down the bridges for them, I bet

@flamboyant_tea_20 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God this is amazing your awesome 😂👏

@grayfox311 3 жыл бұрын

"Did you just try to jump onto my boat?" "Listen, I'm 𝓭𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰"

@Geoffrey6_ 3 жыл бұрын

How you write like that ?!

@haimynameiskai 3 жыл бұрын

@@Geoffrey6_ with the power of 𝕘𝕠𝕕 and a 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑜𝓇

@quicklight7611 3 жыл бұрын

@@Geoffrey6_ *_yes_*

@Geoffrey6_ 3 жыл бұрын

Font generator ? I write like *this* or **this** by just adding more * to the beggining and the end of the sentence

@alantheannihilator3093 3 жыл бұрын

@@Geoffrey6_ just google don’t generator and copy paste from the site you write on

@piercemcdowell4565 3 жыл бұрын

Timmy: Scared and alone in the lab Mark and the boys: SECRET BRIDGE 🤫

@lax4359 3 жыл бұрын

FORGET about the bridge theres something even more important they built the GREAT WALL OF CHINA lmao

@MyDragon316 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: Guys, I could’ve built a Dock... Bob & Wade: A dock??? Mark: Look... *displays dock bridge disappointed* *Bob & Wade burst out laughing at Mark’s misfortune* 18:11 Edit: timestamp

@samuelhuittinen9839 3 жыл бұрын

40% building bridges, 40% of wade getting to know the letter "c", 10% markiplier sadnes realising hes dumdum, 10% AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@isaakberghe837 3 жыл бұрын

And 10% *AHHHHHHHH*

@deathsnoble3975 3 жыл бұрын

10% raft

@unuviolcr6706 3 жыл бұрын

whats the other ten percent

@andrewleger37 3 жыл бұрын

@@unuviolcr6706 we don't talk about that part.

@samuelhuittinen9839 3 жыл бұрын

@@unuviolcr6706 oh i forgot 10 percent

@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын

The forest: *A survival horror game about being stranded and saving your son from mutated demon people* Mark: “This bridge needs to be perfect, I was in engineering school once”

@Blazed_Chillist 3 жыл бұрын

When he brings up engineering school XD

@slicer5846 3 жыл бұрын

So true xD

@Play_Syndicate 3 жыл бұрын

The mutant is just a person who stole Timmy to bring his daughter back but his daughter kills him and you find him later in the game

@apaintbrush. 3 жыл бұрын

@Yeetkid 0413 spoiler alert would've been nice lol

@asherschram3053 3 жыл бұрын

you: bridge your girl: sled the guy she tells you not to worry about: dock

@digitalstories2179 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Mark and his friends are more serious and stressed building the bridge than fighting cannibals is

@dipperstowing954 3 жыл бұрын

I am gonna guess that he’s going to make three more bridges and say “I am a man who owns *five* bridges.”

@GS_PlayzFN 3 жыл бұрын

My parents promised if I hit 10k subs by the end of the year there will buy me a new monitor and keyboard. I really need that..,😔🙏😭😖

@kcjoules1841 3 жыл бұрын

Yes I hope 😂

@HETZERCOM2000 3 жыл бұрын

Yea....I can see that

@mcmurrey 3 жыл бұрын

@@GS_PlayzFN lmao go play fortnite somewhere else please.

@squish571 3 жыл бұрын

@@GS_PlayzFN but you have a 5000$ setup

@m1r9z56 3 жыл бұрын

Other youtubers: playing forest normaly Mark,bob and wade: playing forest like minecraft and getting crazy because of a bridge

@frossplays3539 3 жыл бұрын

so accurate

@x.Boba.Anxiety.x 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cameronprice4922 3 жыл бұрын

I hope they go for the lab, because the final boss is insane.

@NoxSliver5221 3 жыл бұрын

This is why they are so enjoyable to watch

@lynn4840 2 жыл бұрын

why is no one talking about how it starts to rain immediately after Mark realizes that he could have built a dock the entire time?? it's almost like the game itself was deliberately trolling him lmaoooo

@brookricketts9488 3 жыл бұрын

I like how Mark refers to water as drink Mark: you’re gonna fall in the drink

@huataindigo343 3 жыл бұрын

Cannibal: comes running to the secret bridge Markiplier: "Hey this is the secret bridge can please go away." Cannibal: moon walks away confused why markiplier is so calm Markiplier: "Thank you."

@KristinaPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын

even the cannibals know when a man is defeated and its just not the time to attack them...

@tenzinc1514 3 жыл бұрын

i feel the cannibals are like mutants nit like the superhero/villain kind, I’m talking the Chernobyl kind

@thewarstoryteller9900 3 жыл бұрын

@@tenzinc1514 hmmmm

@callumkristofer7793 3 жыл бұрын

@@tenzinc1514 The truth is that the more naked, run on all fours ones, are mutants, just like the virginias, fattys and armsies. Including those big grey and masked ones, the ones that run on two legs and use tools or throw fire are people who just use paint to make themselves look like mutants, and blend in, actually, if you bait one of them into water, the water will actually wash the paint off, and any actual mutants will attack the normal human cannibals.

@KristinaPhoenix 3 жыл бұрын

@@callumkristofer7793 i did not know that...to be fair anyone ive seen play this game attacks any of the cannibals before u can get a good look at them

@brydus 3 жыл бұрын

Timmy: *Somewhere out in the forest probably starving* Mark: B R I D G E

@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear b

@applemcbabble6975 3 жыл бұрын

Hes probably fine

@sophiapallay8357 3 жыл бұрын

us is he dead

@noah3508 3 жыл бұрын

Theyve clarified that Timmy is definitely dead lol

@marzipan1405 3 жыл бұрын

@thegrandmaster1637 Жыл бұрын

Mark: [proceeds to complete his stupidly pathetic idea of a secret bridge] Cannibals: .... Well, who are we to deny a man his dreams?

@awebtoonreader4979 2 жыл бұрын

20:24 This is one of many times, Wade is legit an absolute genius in this playthrough

@LordOfAllJays 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: *secret bridge* Cannibals: *visible confusion*

@birdofprey3952 3 жыл бұрын

@@post8r55 bruh just stop bragging

@alexshoemaker248 3 жыл бұрын

Mark, Bob and Wade playing The Forest: "Can we play Raft?!"

@kawaski60fps75 3 жыл бұрын

The Banana Splits Movie

@tristanallen9315 3 жыл бұрын

What happened to Raft?

@OfficialBeastShortsPage 3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I get off this comment current: 32

@sinctova 3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none.

@aruzhel5230 3 жыл бұрын

@@tristanallen9315 Chapter 2 ended and now theyre waiting for chapter 3

@jevel6126 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: oh hey, this is the secret bridge please go away Cannibal: I shall respect your wants

@madidarling9872 3 жыл бұрын

I hope they actually finish this game and don’t just drop it off and leave us hanging.

@minisnowballuwu4324 2 жыл бұрын

W E L P

@pr0hibit3d_ 2 жыл бұрын

I hate to tell you this, bestie 😩

@Allakablooza 2 жыл бұрын

😐

@toast7922 2 жыл бұрын

This comment did not age well

@dripchungus 2 жыл бұрын

hmm sounds like foreshadowing

@that_kid_nobody_notices 3 жыл бұрын

Cannibals: *dangerous, murderous, savage* Mark: "this is the secret bridge, can you go away?" Cannibal: "oh whoops sorry bout that, have a nice day. 😳"

@itzwyvernz7326 3 жыл бұрын

HE WONT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT SECRET BRIDGEEEE 🤫🤫🤫🤫

@EnnardLOVERsl662 3 жыл бұрын

What about the 6 legged creature?

@NeuronActivation 3 жыл бұрын

He was like "understandable, have a good day."

@gensilver8878 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kawaski60fps75 3 жыл бұрын

check me out bruv

@rebekahwolkiewicz449 3 жыл бұрын

24:50 Mark accidentally reveals that he does care about Wade. Bob! Wait for Wade!

@Mulluns 3 жыл бұрын

Poor Wade, getting dragged off the boat and his friends just leaving him behind, you can hear the fear in his voice asking for them to come back. It's sadly hilarious.

@thedyingandroid2480 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: “I didn’t build one good thing.” Me: *remembers he built the stone walls* “Suuuuurrrrreee.”

@Cooltink101 3 жыл бұрын

Same. That was a great accomplishment.

@teofilustri6088 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that the hole for door in the stone wall is perfection

@featherbrunonamenonose4249 3 жыл бұрын

Marks to hard on himself ☹️

@Anti_Matter-qz1il 3 жыл бұрын

He did one But a major one

@kadei7117 3 жыл бұрын

@@kawaski60fps75 how bout no

@Rose_Blue-cj5pm 3 жыл бұрын

Cannibal: *walks up to the secret bridge* Markiplier: You can’t this is the secret bridge Cannibal: Understandable have a good day

@Rj-27 3 жыл бұрын

And he was never seen again.

@LDaniel_BDuce 3 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s understandable have a nice day... but it has a good and refreshing twist... I like it...

@squidbeast205 3 жыл бұрын

@@LDaniel_BDuce I don’t know if you did that on purpose but it’s not nice day it’s great day

@LDaniel_BDuce 3 жыл бұрын

@@squidbeast205 He said “Understandable have a good day” when it’s “Understandable have a nice/great day” I just said it had a nice and refreshing twist

@Ms.Anonymous Жыл бұрын

1:11 Bob: "How am I still on fire if I'm underwater?" SpongeBob rules Bob.

@Kernowparadise Жыл бұрын

TONIGHT on Forest Gear: Mark builds a trio of bridges and loses his mind, Bob parkours off some stairs (21:15) And Wade resorts to cannibalism (14:58)

@kermitsenpai8683 3 жыл бұрын

By this point it’s literally just ‘Deforestation with Mark an friends’

@mepicmcmanperson1086 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx no

@lynn4840 3 жыл бұрын

game title: "the forest" mark & co.: "are you sure about that??"

@declantecho1717 3 жыл бұрын

Went from “The Forest” to “De Forest”

@eventufteleren4285 3 жыл бұрын

Bridge building simulator

@kermitsenpai8683 3 жыл бұрын

@@lynn4840 - lmao

@theintrovert7902 3 жыл бұрын

Timmy: *Am Not Scared Of You My Fathers Gonna Save Me* Mark: *Behold The Great Wall Of Mark*

@prometheus6499 2 жыл бұрын

I keep thinking that Timmy is just sitting in a cave saying ( I think Im in danger ) in a high voice while his dad is going oh I'm drowning

@windyboiii771 3 жыл бұрын

"when the fox comes and huffs and puffs he wont know what the fuck is going on" i am dying

@macncheesy0548 3 жыл бұрын

Big bad wolf*

@mika4050 3 жыл бұрын

“I’d rather things not be erbiderbiderrr” love that

@williamfalls 3 жыл бұрын

Previously on Forest: "The bridge was a bad idea!" Now on Forest: "Let's build a lot of bridges."

@some1598 3 жыл бұрын

Nice hart

@williamfalls 3 жыл бұрын

@@some1598 Thanks. Doctors say it shouldn't look like that, but I think it's fine.

@MrGranten 3 жыл бұрын

On the one hand, you have to admire his determination. On the other, you can't help but think that maybe they'd be having a lot less trouble if they'd just decided to have a cart on each side, and just carry the supplies over the bridge from one cart to another.

@matt-middleton7884 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGranten or just have one bridge with a gate on it

@koenigseggdubstep9837 3 жыл бұрын

I look up to you. I strive to be you. My bank account fights me every month but i won't let it win.

@skurneha7163 3 жыл бұрын

This man put a CRANE on the bridge, but STAIRS to their cliff side house

@mysticmind4563 3 жыл бұрын

He was originally going to put a crane on the cliffside, but didn't realize that he need to adjust the height.

@milkman3420 3 жыл бұрын

21:33 The Cannibals off in the distance witnessing this: "Man and I thought we where dumb

@sufiemohd3128 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that game start raining after mark realized he can make a dock really funny

@nicktaylor8458 3 жыл бұрын

at this rate there will be enough carts in the river to make another bridge

@naimac1015 3 жыл бұрын

Or a dam. If it holds enough water back, they won’t need any bridges.

@lyenye7018 3 жыл бұрын

@@naimac1015 that would be worse, and wont deter the cannibals, but it would be dope if that was actually a feature

@Spamton_G_Spamton... 2 жыл бұрын

They should build a dock....

@fangthepsychodog1900 3 жыл бұрын

Next on my Strange Addictions: "Hi my name is Markiplier and im addicted to building bridges"

@technoraver99 3 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@amandeepgill5206 3 жыл бұрын

Rogal Dorn would be proud

@satan69 3 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 i read through that entire thing and thats 5 minutes ill never get back. bye im reporting for spam 😔✌️

@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 3 жыл бұрын

"i cant stop building bridges they're just so *perfect* almost as much as lady demitricus"o

@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275 3 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 "less sadness etc" IM SORRY MY DEPRESSION IS DIRTYING UP THE PLACE XD

@everybody48 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate how every episode ends with screaming and utter chaos

@Bethanydesu 2 жыл бұрын

I start crying from laughter when ever someone forgets the Happy Birthday trap is there

@nathanbizzle1409 3 жыл бұрын

Mark:Hey this is the secret bridge Cannibal: oh okay sorry man

@Peeshart47 3 жыл бұрын

Understandable have a great day.

@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын

Beginning of video: “Previously on The Forest” Mark, Bob and Wade: *Demonic screeches*

@FlashDrive356 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I see you on every one of marks recent vids

@confused3625 3 жыл бұрын

Previously on the forest: we spent 25 minutes building a bridge

@savedname9959 3 жыл бұрын

17:27 is by far the funniest part in the whole video. It's just. It's gold. Or maybe 18:14. This whole video is extremely funny.

@peebledeeble 3 жыл бұрын

every single comment: (insert ways to make the gameplay better and safer) mark, bob, and wade: doo doo doo build secret bridge doo-

@BeingScared 3 жыл бұрын

This game is pretty relaxing when the sun is up, then completely intense at nightfall. 😂

@nobodyimportant3278 3 жыл бұрын

pLoT

@hiimferdie9538 3 жыл бұрын

Basically Minecraft

@kadei7117 3 жыл бұрын

It's awesome

@mikemodern9491 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@novustalks7525 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@Monalisa-oi7bn 2 жыл бұрын

Why is no one else talking about the way that wade got yeeted off the raft at 21:40 🤣

@christianperez624 3 жыл бұрын

mark: oh no afront! six legs guy: fuck this shit im out. a couple of minutes later. mark: the graet wallll.

@cookiecat1751 3 жыл бұрын

"If you build the secret bridge, no-on will know about the secret bridge. You know why? Because it's a secret." -Markiplier

@sai2nay8261 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx imagine being a bot

@sneegsnag 3 жыл бұрын

I love bridge simulator

@renowens4897 3 жыл бұрын

*wheeze*

@rhettsadventures8171 3 жыл бұрын

Wheeze!!!!!!!!!

@savedname9959 3 жыл бұрын

Mmmhm agreed. :)

@mrfweeis 3 жыл бұрын

I love this vine reference

@---Kai--- 3 жыл бұрын

Until night falls.

@unreadv2522 11 ай бұрын

18:32 the rain is so well timed

@EvilTreeFrogs 3 жыл бұрын

While editing these I wonder who makes Lixian laugh the most? Wade, Mark, or Bob?

@lilaloy5423 3 жыл бұрын

alternate title: Almost-engineer drop out gets mad at his own inability to engineer good

@calebprince7685 3 жыл бұрын

And it only took a few hrs lol.

@yodelaeehoo9686 3 жыл бұрын

With friends ! 🙃👍

@abumwiththedrip 3 жыл бұрын

First rule of secret side bridge: don’t talk about secret side bridge. Second rule of secret side bridge: dOn’T tAlK aBoUt SeCrEt SiDe BrIdGe!!!

@emj5721 3 жыл бұрын

Got it! ... So about this side bridge--

@abumwiththedrip 3 жыл бұрын

@@emj5721 yeah...that bridge is fucked

@thatweirdguy8810 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx Just STOP

@thedotintheletteri 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx Lmao the bots are getting more desperate by the day with the time subscribed thing

@chickenbird6773 3 жыл бұрын

20:15 that looks like a flaming sword

@SonicFan-fl3tu Жыл бұрын

1:35 "I would like to submit a bug report."

@OneTopic 3 жыл бұрын

We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.

@OneTopic2 3 жыл бұрын

Bushes of love. 💜

@TheHorribleProductions 3 жыл бұрын

It was waiting in the bushes for us

@OneTopic 3 жыл бұрын

@@OneTopic2 yes! Exactly! 💜

@FlashDrive356 3 жыл бұрын

Oh hi One Topic

@thatweirdguy8810 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx SHUT UP

@johnnygucker6869 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: "this poor bird" Also Mark: "starts hitting birds out of the sky and ripping them apart"

@sportshighlights8831 3 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of trying to live the dream off KZfaq comments.

@post8r55 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commenťed ön my newest Video Thanks!)*

@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 3 жыл бұрын

Timmy: Currently dying The boys: Could we play Raft in The Forest??

@thesilentone3687 2 жыл бұрын

Mark, Wayde, and Bob are the kind of people to forget to reinforce the side bridge as well as forget that even when the drawbridge is up its shallow enough for the cannibals to cross...

@Jordan-dd8rp 3 жыл бұрын

Monster: _approaches_ Mark: “oh hey, this is the secret bridge could you please go away” Monster: *understandable, have a nice day*

@TheLuckyLuke314 3 жыл бұрын

Hey jojo someone already made this comment...so like if you wanna look for him and have a discussion of who delete the copy....I'm pretty sure you're the OG but I can remember exactly. I don't just saying like If one of you puts and trademark or copyright on this comment it could end being a really bad time so I suggest that you get this figured out as soon as possible.

@TheLuckyLuke314 3 жыл бұрын

You both posted the comment "14 hours ago" so I don't know I personally like your rendition slot more so you should hunt down Mr. Guakacado and eliminate him.

@Kibbuster 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLuckyLuke314 Honestly. Who gives a shit?

@saturncosmic4449 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kibbuster accurate statement

@dragonsfire4394 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLuckyLuke314 do you have any hobbies at all?

@SAsax936 3 жыл бұрын

This gameplay should be titled “Mark and friends destroy the forest for useless structures they later destroy”

@stingerjohnny9951 3 жыл бұрын

How about “mark and his friends losing their minds in a mutant infest forest”.

@jack1235ify 3 жыл бұрын

bad engineering apocalypse survival style

@barrelsed 3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to The Forest series by Markiplier. In this episode the three men lose their minds making stupid bridges and destroying trees and making new bridges just to destroy them.

@ismailrajini7422 3 жыл бұрын

This gives me the funniest anxiety of my life.

@Lycantori 2 жыл бұрын

currently watching myself through the whole the forest series and just can say, whenever this trio creates a video, it's the best thing ever. I never felt more entertained than when I watched these three do literally ANYTHING

@lankyb3041 3 жыл бұрын

Mark- "these hands weren't meant to create, they only destroy" -iplier.

@realkimbo 3 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: "Big fat charging baby attacks 3 perfect bridge building men"

@thatweirdguy8810 3 жыл бұрын

This title has a so Unus Annus feeling

@SftHrtBrsKnckls 3 жыл бұрын

Cowman, fatman

@freakout6541 3 жыл бұрын

@Augestx don’t lie who else is a “fan” of Augustx for less then a milia second. Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.

@bacon_haired_dude7050 3 жыл бұрын

@@freakout6541 god damn

@johnrandall8010 3 жыл бұрын

2 1/2 men

@akish302 3 жыл бұрын

Mark and Bob (platonically) flirting makes my day

@adrienramirez4993 Жыл бұрын

22:25 bob: siing sing sing Mark and wade :boat house?

@leahsmith6573 3 жыл бұрын

“The Forest” is slowly morphing into “Raft” Edit: If I had waited not even 30 more seconds before commenting, I would’ve heard Mark’s “Raft” joke.

@theratking8550 2 жыл бұрын

What’s the raft joke

@Kuzcolicious 2 жыл бұрын

@@theratking8550 your mom

@theratking8550 2 жыл бұрын

I’m hopping your mom is the joke

@katelynjones6860 2 жыл бұрын

@@theratking8550 22:47

@adoredmodestcolt1258 2 жыл бұрын

... *Let this be lesson for you*

@Cooky_McGee 3 жыл бұрын

If this series were a survival show irl, it would be called "Stupid and afraid"

@DJB3lfry 3 жыл бұрын

"Stupid and Afraid 2: A Bridge Too Far"

@Deconstruction_Administrator 3 жыл бұрын

@@DJB3lfry "Stupid and Afraid 3: The Wall of Ages"

@jacksoupticeye 3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine that being a show similar to the Office, but instead of set in an office, it's a Man vs. Wild parody. And hey, Mark has drank... Ethan's pee, at the very least. So he's already on his way to becoming the new Bear Grylls!