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@amandamuse5432 ай бұрын
I think you need to make T-shirts that say "Sartorial Flair" now.
@alexandrac5912 ай бұрын
and they better be glittery
@caseyjude54722 ай бұрын
Yesssssss
@AndImsomelady-fq6cw2 ай бұрын
I’m holding out for HOLD ME JANET
@davidfrere99692 ай бұрын
I'd buy a "Monstrous Flamboyance" shirt
@nicolafigini7842 ай бұрын
Tanner needs to wear a t-shirt with the slogan "Monstrously Distracting" in the next video.
@ChristopherSadlowski2 ай бұрын
Yes!!!
@TheEuniceBurns12 ай бұрын
MERCH PLZ!
@hickerbacher2 ай бұрын
“Gag me with a spoon” - Tell me you were a teen in the 80s without telling me you were a teen in the 80s.
@azuradawn56832 ай бұрын
It was also a thing in the early 2000's.... unfortunately.
@brooke_reiverrose29492 ай бұрын
Fur shurrr
@Rosaedora2 ай бұрын
Is this just a long comment to say "you're so hot that it's hurting my feelings" Some cis men have been taught if they are feeling something it's your problem/fault
@judith1532 ай бұрын
"Sizeable Gay Component" sounds really good.
@Jill-ih9dq2 ай бұрын
found my new band name!
@LaNoireDetruit2 ай бұрын
Tanner, if you want attention you should just write a long ass comment on KZfaq about someone you thirst for xD "Doing open shadow work" was such a perfect phrase 👌🏻
@Aelffwynn2 ай бұрын
The only reason for this that I can think of: A friend who loves you deeply got high and decided to leave you a troll-y comment that would both make you laugh and feel flattered.
@LaurelynJ.Ormsby-ye3ki2 ай бұрын
Sounds like he's got a crush on Tanner! He's absolutely driven to distraction.😅
@rileylynn58152 ай бұрын
Someone is having a personal crisis, and it’s not Tanner. It’s okay to be gay ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@fvances2 ай бұрын
what a weird way to ask for your number
@FrankensteinsMom2 ай бұрын
It must be incredibly flattering for someone to be this alarmed by their level of attraction for you 😂
@Suprachiasmatic2 ай бұрын
You ARE precious, Tanner. 💙💙💙
@maggiejoyce19802 ай бұрын
I've led a very sheltered life and only recently found out that people are watching the KZfaqs strapped to a chair, with their eyes glued open and a gun to their head. Up until then I thought you just clicked on, clicked off and went about your day. What a terrible world.
@ThatLaurenThing2 ай бұрын
I’m just glad peepaw got this out of his system.
@amandamarinovich61642 ай бұрын
This makes me sad actually 😞 internalized homophobia is so real. People are a mirror and - usually - what makes us uncomfortable in others is just our own stuff we haven't unpacked
@AChickandaDuck2 ай бұрын
Wow, someone’s in love with Tanner! Can’t say I blame them 😂❤❤❤❤
@queenmotherhane43742 ай бұрын
Hey, I’m a straight white 71-year-old ciswoman, and I’ve unironically used the term “sartorial flair” for people of all persuasions for at least 60 years.
@amandamarinovich61642 ай бұрын
Can I steal that? 😂
@CharlesPayet2 ай бұрын
I’m a 52yo cis-het white male, and I’m pretty sure I’ve used the phrase at least 1-2 times in my life. It’s an excellent turn of phrase!
@notbroken43422 ай бұрын
That individual, who sounds like a male about my age, must have a very sad life. You guys are both awesome, entertaining, smart and sartorially special. Carry on being fabulous.
@linnea20312 ай бұрын
Big Frollo "Hellfire" energy
@Aelffwynn2 ай бұрын
Ugh that song goes so hard
@alexhika2 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard, spot-on comment 😂❤
@saschabittner81552 ай бұрын
This sounds VERY 1980's. (I was in high school then, and my guy friend had earrings, and lots of adults had opinions, STRONG opinions!).
@mortalLP2 ай бұрын
That feeling when Eyeliner Wizard Tanner is the least flamboyant Tanner
@mitsim2 ай бұрын
I'm 70 years old, and we used gag me with a spoon in the 60s. Hmmmm. I would never consider Tanner unreasonably flamboyant...or any type of flamboyant. Geesh!
@auntlynnie2 ай бұрын
Ending with, “so, anyway” was the perfect dismissal!!!
@Phobic422 ай бұрын
Thirst?? In MY presence? Unacceptable.
@RaineInChaos2 ай бұрын
Oops sorry
@kennbeans2 ай бұрын
I am not going to lie, I have commented like twice and I still clicked because I thought it was me LOL... going back to therapy
@emileeoneil7102 ай бұрын
Tanner IS so precious.
@tamalthor6972 ай бұрын
I think buddy (technical term *nods convincingly*), has been repressing some things, might be their sexuality, or their own need for attention, etc, and for whatever reason Tanner’s authenticity is cutting through their resolve/armor. There is a jealousy there I think, how is it Tanner can be so rude/flamboyant/etc? I think they find it offensive when they themselves are working so hard to fit into a social construct they believe to be ‘the right way’.
@spacecat78642 ай бұрын
His “I’ve worked with lots of gays and….” Was way too similar to the “I’ve worked with dogs and….” Phrase that comes before unsolicited pet care advice lol. Similar quality advice too tbh.
@tabithaclayton66812 ай бұрын
I'm so glad this comment got its own video 😂 give this man some dangly things on his ears stat
@michellesass50702 ай бұрын
Um, what? Tanner should be more flamboyant, not less! I'm waiting for the day he shows up in a kilt! LOVE LOVE LOVE Tanner! We definitely need more, not less! ❤ All Tanner and Sam ALL THE TIME!
@ninaschust36942 ай бұрын
Flamboyant 😂. Tanner is stylish and looks like straight out of the 80s 🎉. How old is the writer? Cool re-upload ❤
@SpyderQueen19882 ай бұрын
If he thinks Tanner is flamboyant and wears alot if jewellery, he's clearly never watched Roly!
@katie173302 ай бұрын
That's who I thought of first! If he goes to a single pride event, he'll see much more flamboyant men than Tanner.
@rachel432742 ай бұрын
As someone new to finding your videos I watched one yesterday from 2 years ago where Tanner was wearing a pale blue suit, with no shirt under the jacket, glad that didn't cross the line for this commenter lol
@doubtingdennis2 ай бұрын
Before I watched a second of this video I saw the thumbnail and thought "woe those guys both look incredible today!!" 😆💖
@nicolafigini7842 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, did you say something during this video? I couldn't focus because of that earring.
@calanm78802 ай бұрын
Just wait til commentator sees wonderful fun KZfaq Short of John Dehlin dancing with Sam & Nuance to “Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing” - even Tanner’s all round elegance was truly eclipsed 😅❤
@mandanbecca12 ай бұрын
I agree! He is SO precious ❤
@LavenderGooms-tz1kw2 ай бұрын
I went through kind of the opposite. At first when I saw this channel (specifically long hair and curly mustache tanner) I thought you guys might be too out there for me to relate. I’ve grown a lot since then and I have enjoyed watching the channel after I was able to get over my prejudice surrounding Sam’s Britishness.
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
💁🏼♀️💫
@nesyagillies93232 ай бұрын
This video is giving me an extreme sense of deja vu. I had to check like three times this only ~came out~ yesterday.
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
It’s from a video we privatized! Haha sorry
@P4Stalot2 ай бұрын
It is true poetry.
@katie173302 ай бұрын
5:06 The commentor must not have realized you can turn on a KZfaq video and listen to it without watching (gasp) since Tanner is so distracting apparently 😂
@boop274072 ай бұрын
Annnnnd straight into my "cheer up" playlist this goes lol thank you for making this an isokated video, it's incredible
@flyer2382 ай бұрын
you guys are fantastically awesome and hilarious
@waderobins072 ай бұрын
idk, maybe you should crescendo your flamboyance out of defiance. One day it's a large ruby ring and before you know it RuPaul is asking you to dial it back.
@Me-dj2sz2 ай бұрын
i could only wish for someone to be this obsessed w me wow. you’ve made it- u got fans.
@miguelthealpaca89712 ай бұрын
My dear, dazzling , precious Tanner. You keep on being you. Btw, wear a fleece next time.
@The_Other_Ghost2 ай бұрын
Still a better love story than twilight.
@JMSayler2 ай бұрын
So glad you saw this and read it to us! Absolutely amazing
@Hilla3of52 ай бұрын
Distracted by this sartorial flair?! That’s a them problem. And…Sounds like someone needs to go to a whole weekend Pride festival to get their flair-o-meter recalibrated. Btw Tanner, I wish every day (well, every Zelph video) that I will someday have the confidence, expressive wardrobe, and yes, the sartorial flair you have found for yourself. Don’t stop. It’s joyous and real.
@northenalaska-42872 ай бұрын
“I’m sorry thisss is your Vietnam” 😂
@Zelda00Gamer2 ай бұрын
People watch Zelph and don’t just podcast listen as you do chores around the house?! The more you know 😂
@sophiaec26072 ай бұрын
weird way to propose but yes
@ghananaturals8525Ай бұрын
The analysis of this comment is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣I'm a new subscriber.
@400_billion_suns2 ай бұрын
Tanner clearly stirred up a strange tingly feeling in this commenter who isn’t quite sure what to do with it.
@jimmoody82572 ай бұрын
You are precious Tanner and too adorable for words
@lauraestrada72792 ай бұрын
PRECIOUS SWEETHEART!! love you both soooo much!
@sandreaandrea2 ай бұрын
You both are amazing, and always look amazing, and I appreciate it so much!
@sedg832 ай бұрын
Tanner consistently looks great, someone is jealouuuuus
@YFL.1112 ай бұрын
I actually didnt know he was gay I thought you two were involved 😂 His poor man is so into him 😂 and he can't see it
@minmom1662 ай бұрын
Well I just subbed so that gap has been filled. I expect so much dazzle btw...
@Jilly_Neutron2 ай бұрын
I can assure this commenter that my visual presentation is 100% queer.
@bernjobi2 ай бұрын
omg haha i love that you made this a clip
@katecollins24712 ай бұрын
WE AGREE! WE AGREE! WE AGREE! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Ladyfuschiagroan2 ай бұрын
So let me get this *ahem* straight. He had to stop watching your videos because he couldn’t tear his eyes off your flamboyant wonder enough to even listen to what was being said, due to him being so overwhelmed by your glory. But he is a proud straight man. Well.
@drtaverner2 ай бұрын
You're both utterly lovely and adorable. I'm so glad you both got out and are now living your truths.
@AuntJutRuns2 ай бұрын
GenX Lesbian, yeah, total Indigo Girls chapstick girl. 😂 Here I am watching and thinking, dang Conner appears to be taming his style. Then having a total ADHD debate in my head, who is better long hair Conner or short hair...NEVER knowing the Square Pegs alert had been sounded and it was time for such hits like: "put me on a roller coaster and watch me throw up" and "gag me with a spoon" alert had been alerted. I guess I should be relieved that I missed the call and tell that commenter to "bite me!" Or "your momma!" Finally ending with, "go take a long walk off a short pier!" 😂 Keep going you two! You are amazing and I really enjoy the flim flam flamboyance! ❤
@auntlynnie2 ай бұрын
This comment should be worked into a word map tree shirt.
@zelrex46572 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤💕💕✨✨ Wait I've seen this 😋
@s.a.60822 ай бұрын
Say you’re an old, gay, closeted boomer without saying you’re a gay, old, closeted boomer 😂
@isabelle_42072 ай бұрын
Tanners confident and stylish self-expression gives me both second hand confidence and major gender envy. This guy seems like he’s so attracted to Tanner that it’s making him mad and confused haha
@mela22022 ай бұрын
Havent caught yall live in what feels like an eternity! Miss you both
@cydelegs2 ай бұрын
OMG, so hilarious. What a gift to get that official ‘I am leaving your channel’ essay
@heybev413602 ай бұрын
Tanner please keep being you no matter what other people say. We love you! ❤🥰😊
@lauraestrada72792 ай бұрын
I just started watching this and I'm already lmao!! So entertaining!!!
@moldovab2 ай бұрын
see this is the content we want, i was looking for this EXACT clip just yesterday and forgot the ep.
@sinisterhug13942 ай бұрын
I love you BOTH! 😂💕💕💕
@caseyjude54722 ай бұрын
Oh my! This is hilarious, but also a bit disturbing. Please don’t walk to your car alone, this guy is obsessed.
@nicolevandelden14062 ай бұрын
Tanner is so damn precious!
@annikalapudas97422 ай бұрын
Wait, have I seen this video already? Was this in a stream or something. I don't think my prophetic skills are quite substansial enough to have dreamed this up beforehand xD
@mslaerik662 ай бұрын
i have seen it also
@jiyugaokamax2 ай бұрын
ahh and so begins the year of sartorial flair - happy pride 2024 🌈
@ExtraordinaryMachine3332 ай бұрын
Wait, Tanner is gay? ;) This comment response was when I realized I not only liked your channel, but I loved it. Thank you for giving it its own video. NGL, I could watch it daily forever. So much sartorial flare and gratuitous neediness in one, brief, rewatchable place. This is a gift. I can only hope Mr. "I know how gays feel b/c I vaguely know/ worked with/ lived with gay people" can get some therapy to be a happier person. Or if that doesn't happen, that he has a response to this video that gives you more comedic material. Tanner and Sam are the best!
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
Bi/pan! :)
@ExtraordinaryMachine3332 ай бұрын
@@ZelphOntheShelf
@jong91732 ай бұрын
Finding Tanner distracting is a bit sus.
@brooke_reiverrose29492 ай бұрын
Is now an appropriate time to confess I just ordered a sweater off Poshmark that I’ve seen Tanner wear in videos? Not a stalker, I promise eta: Ugh I did an ableism. I hate that. Fixed
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
We celebrate this!
@alittleunimpressed2 ай бұрын
undoubtedly the best waterloo flavor
@lovebaileymarin2 ай бұрын
“Monstrously distracting”?? Omg, are you in love with me?? 👉🥺👈
@lovebaileymarin2 ай бұрын
My Venus in Cancer.
@c1nnamodollАй бұрын
i wonder if he thought tanner was going to see this comment and just stop wearing jewelry and start wearing plain t-shirts and jeans LMAOOO "i will literally kill you with a spoon" LMAOOOOOO
@giuliantoneIIiАй бұрын
They gave you so many new merch ideas, they are truly marketing geniuses: - sartorial flair - sizeable gay component - monstrously distracting - strenous plea for attention - carefully contrived costume - i'm just precious - gag me with a spoon and for a last honourable mention: - i once rispected this gentleman
@mslaerik662 ай бұрын
is this a re upload? de javu
@haley56922 ай бұрын
No sameee I’m literally so confused bc I know I’ve heard this before
@gracetaylor63092 ай бұрын
Random but is that a Waterloo Ginger Citrus Twist? I love those.
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
YES
@kaylaholland6772 ай бұрын
Um, Tanner IS precious.
@ephraimjohnson81462 ай бұрын
Man, I'm so sad. I was tripping on shrooms for the ZelphDefined crossover and wasn't able to write anything so evocative. Maybe next time.
@RaineInChaos2 ай бұрын
I’m here for the flamgirlance to come
@BugHazard2 ай бұрын
Okay well I think Tanner's flamboyance is hot so jot that down
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
JOT IT DOWN JAMIE
@deeperthings2 ай бұрын
6:26 I think he is extremely precious. And I love his style. But I never got "needy" or "look at me!" from it. More like "let's have fun!" and "the party's this way." Also, I'm not sure "gay" is the proper descriptor. More "bi" or "pan", or am I reading you wrong? I also love Sam's style, and find it hysterical that in this clip, she is totally wearing a vibrant "look at me!" pullover in a completely nonironic way. You are both supercute.
@RaineInChaos2 ай бұрын
Seriously though if anyone can help, does Tanner use he/they pronouns or have I been misinterpreting language in recent videos? What about Sam? Want to try to make sure I word future comments correctly 😃
@ZelphOntheShelf2 ай бұрын
He/they! :) she/her for Sam
@RaineInChaos2 ай бұрын
@@ZelphOntheShelf thanks y’all! From a fellow he/they-er
@Havvyer2 ай бұрын
Hoping you don't wind up facing this wack-o in Costa Rica! Stay safe and fab, Tanner!
@kingofthedots38352 ай бұрын
All i see is unique chemistry ......i guess i should have been looking at his clothes .....for that i apologize 😜😜😜......i hope this commentor was Deniero part two 😂😂😂😂
@stuartsenften2372 ай бұрын
Oh my God The old Queen probably got Tanner on a loop as he polishes his Pole watching him! Lol!
@annapatterson5492 ай бұрын
Is this a re-upload? I feel like I’ve watched this before 😭😭 or should I start a cult because I’m having visions