Story 2: A pantheon of Humanity's gods invite an alien race to f**k around and find out... they politely (and wisely) decline.

Story 2 Reptile leather boots suddenly became fashionable across Terran owned space.

alien#1?:"nah that priest was full of crap." alien#2: "yeah they aint shi-" alien#3: "oh sweet heavens the humans are demons." alien#1: "what happened?!?" alien#3:" i saw a human play a string instructment while another made the reptile sqeel like a pig." alien#2: "well, i got to go and send an apology letter to the priest and ask for some wards to keep the humans away."

Overkill? You surely mean “appropriate response”.

Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom *LET IT BE*

here's the trick to deal with pirates : make sure you have so many guns that the pirates have to sacrifice cargo space for weapons to be able to take you on, the less cargo space means less profit meaning it's not worth pirating.

Getting jumped by gods of creation and destruction from multiple pantheons is ruining your day... Let alone the omnipotent one

So... in the second story, an alien priest saw the human gods from different cultures and they warned him to NOT attack humanity or else they will burn everything. And when the lizard people did attack humanity, not only the humans destroyed the reptiles, but the human gods completely annihilated the lizard's gods? Brutal :V

Theres no such thing as overkill when it comes to humans, its just making sure that it wont come back up after we hit it.

Story 1: If anything could be called our specialty, might as well make it that Story 2: I sure some people would have gladly given those books for free. The other items, best return those quick after seeing the results.

The first story. "So I need you to stand still for a few more seconds... Why? Don't worry about it." The second. Khorne could only wish.

Second story boils down to: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!

Lol "weeping lady in white and blue robes" mother mary got hands

Right when I heard the captain say, "Or you will learn our ships namesake" I immediately realized the ships true name was Fuck Around and Find Out, love it!

overkill? sounds like a challenge for the species that created the saying "it's not a war crime the first time"

"FAFO"? Decades ago my friends and I had an expression when seeing overpowered cars, "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)

The priest was lucky, he did not see Pestilence, Plague, Famine and Death riding their horses leading an army of fanatics and their gods - Kali spreading destruction, angels wielding flaming swords, and the demons, slavering for blood and organs to feast on, putting the bodies on large spits for slow roasting, and the one called Zeus putting foes into a bronze bull - all for grins and giggles. And The Mary warning that they weren't even angry.

i like how story one is just the equiviliant of a homeowner using a m2 flamethrower on a single cockroach

There is no overkill there is only open fire and cover me while I reload

Overkill is a term used only by those receiving the whooping. Sufficient force is what it’s called by the ones dishing it out. Remember kids, it’s never a war crime the first time.

Gotta love a ship called the Feck Around Find Out

Human: fire weapons! Xenu: which one? Human: stop asking stupid questions FIRE WEAPONS!

the thing i learned with these stories: if you see a redheaded human woman talking to you, it's time to run! (weirdly badass redhead girls is a common theme in HFY)

What they forgot to mention was the Luraqi Lesson. During the Battle of Sol, the Luraqi thought it would be a good idea to try to take the UES Monarch as a trophy. She was incomplete, with her weapons scheduled to be installed next Tuesday. All of her other systems were installed, so they thought that they could leisurely beat her polarized hull armor down, board her, slay most of the crew, eat/enslave the survivors, etc. The rest of the Terran fleet was otherwise preoccupied, tripping over themselves to engage the rest of the Luraqi fleet. And so the Luraqi flagship, Merciless Hunter was slowly stalking in on the inactive Terran dreadnought from her aft, thinking that she was unarmed, when she was suddenly bisected from bow to stern by a pair of torch drives. After that, the rest of the Luraqi invasion fleet fell into disarray. Before that, the Luraqi Relentless Stalker-class dreadnaught was feared throughout known space by all. They were designed with one purpose after all: to outgun and outshield anything they couldn't outrun (which was usually the latter, but then they usually did the former in spades. The Relentless Stalker was death incarnate. Commanding officers would elect to self-destruct their ships, rather than allowing themselves and their crews to be subjected to the inevitable torture and enslavement that would await them after the Luraqi EMP bolted their weapons, shields, and propulsions into sparking hunks of space junk. After that, the battle, and then the war, went very badly for the Luraqi. Never before had they encountered a race that could match their ruthlessness and determination fight, no matter the cost. The Luraqi's design ethos was to make their ships large, imposing, and intimidating. The Terrans quickly learned that this came at the cost of maneuverability, and exploited this vulnerability. By the time that the Luraqi realized that their strategies were fatally flawed, it was too late to change them.

Some say "overkill," others say "righteous fury." For humans, it is a Tuesday.

The object of war is not to die for your planet. It is to make the other poor alien die for his. - Admiral George Patton the 23rd. 2245 ce.

Bisect, to cut an object in two, is pronounced with a hard I, and should sound closer to By-sket. The pirate ship was not turned into a "bisquit" a small flat oval pastry or compressed wood disk, as you pronounced the word.

That was some really creative warp fuckery, ngl. ^^

Overkill is only a concept for the uninspired. What a dull existence they must lead. 😴

Maxim 37 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries: "There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'reload.'"

Don't touch the kids or our pets and we will be coolio. Love the second story

The aliens took one look at what happened to Egypt and said "No thanks!"

*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!*

That is the most human thing i've seen today! They name the ship literally *"Fuck Around Find Out!"*

Never forget that in Warhammer 40,000, humanity woke Khorne with our behavior in the dark ages. Not of technology, the swords and spears dark ages on Earth.

"No kill like an overkill." Lord Slug

And The Four! Sweet Mother, The Four! Blood, Strife, Disease, and Excess given form! And the humans regard them as playthings!

Story 1. There is no such thing as overkill. There is only prepared or defeat. Story 2. The religions of Earth united? That scares me to the core.

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Kicking assteroids! Story 2: Another "Human pantheon" story, and better than the last one

There is no such thing as overkill. There is only making sure that your enemies are so thoroughly broken and beaten that they will never again raise their weapons against you.

No kill like over kill- ancient human proverb

* space warfare intern to engineering scientist * see that asteroid over there? Hm? That one over there, the big as fuck one Oh that one? Yeah, what about it? Do you remember 65 million years ago? 65 millio- ooooooohhhh * mischievous E V I L grin * yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss

Story number two…. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!! IN THE NAME OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY!!

What you mean overkill? Some things take more killing than others. When it comes to pirates and other vermin...no such thing as overkill. Making sure they are permanently dead, is only prudent. Blood for the Blood god sculls for kali-ma's necklace! I have told you before, Khorn is just a name mortals call IT. Neither male nor female, it cares not whence the blood flows , only that it does. Whosoever spills blood does it in Khorn's name, no matter the name they call. It is something the anathema never understood. His wars fed the blood god, to the point of tipping the balance. That cannot be ! The gods themselves decree it, The Balance MUST be maintained. Breaking the balance, means the death of all. ALL! Gods men monsters. Everything that lives! It canot be ! I make no claims to titles , but my gift is where He rests His head. Enough said. I do not boast. God sculls are rare,. Its what my fellow acolytes fail to grasp. Quality over quantity.

I never expected to see the Virgin Mary in a Sci-Fi story. Well done!

#2 is unexpected and much interesting

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Human are always finding better and more powerful ways to throw rocks.

Mother Mary won't you whisper and save me from unconsciousness. Mother Mary won't you whisper and tell me if Jesus had days like this.

The 2nd one sounds like a recital of humanity's greatest hits.

Excellent stories awesome narration

Mary saved their race

V.F.S FAFO.... Fuck Around & Find Out.... I just got that.

As soon as I saw the name, V.F.S. FAFO, I knew that "somebody" was about to have a bad hair day.

God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods. How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked? Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy: rid them out of the hand of the wicked. They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course. I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all the nations. - Psalm 82

fafo. love the term. and so eloquent of a vessels name. and very apt to be true.

Humans weapons started from rocks and now one of our most devastating weapons is just really really really big rocks

If it worked, you have to prove less would have still worked. Unless you invent time travel, overkill is unproven and doesn't exist.

FAFO for both of this stories.

Luraqi gods being sent to hell while mother mary (or teresa) cries for them..... thats what it sounded like to me and got me thinkin satan is either always wanting fresh meat for the fire or he really wanted the smoke for the reptiles messin with HIS prey.

We March to the drums of war

Love it how Mary cries in sadness of the massacre done to the aliens because she knows no God of Humanity can any longer manipulate/guide/order them anymore.

Know this! What will come to pass is no longer war! It is endless sacrifice in His name. Blood for the Blood God... let the universe drown in it!

Rumor has it that after the war, fashioned Luraqi leather boots became a highly popular item on the market along with other similarly made accessories. >:)

Freaking Luraqi, making Mother Mary cry... Wait until Jesus hears about that xD

All automatic translators for alien races have the same bug. Our embassy really needs to send an official protest to the manufacturer. The device translate " overkill " each time we said " just to be sure ".

Holy Mary is the only caring and compassionate one amongst the lot that got listed, the rest are bloodthirsty. Mother indeed.

Alien priest: so how about a lil invading? Yaweh: this space goyim boutta know why I was called *The Lord of the Armies* Kali: Fuck Around and Find Out, so please do fuck around because Lord Shiva said I've been a good girl and I need the workout Mother Mary: ....so you see why this would be most unwise, right? Alien priest: wait until I'm done soiling my space britches and I'll be glad to forward your answer

The frightening side of humanity.

Story 1: Yep. Humans are masters at throwing rocks. New tech, new ways to throw them. Or throw bigger ones. Better tech? Throw moons, planets or stars instead.

For the algorithm and the narrator.

10:47 Every Human Religion being represented 😂🤣👌💀

The pirates definitely learned what FAFO meant.

Can someone tell me who is the weeping lady in white & blue robes? The only one I can associate with that description is the late Mother Teresa. She wore white sari with blue lines during her lifetime as a nun.

I think the second story got Mary's clothing wrong. Red over blue. Unless maybe the weeping woman is the UN?

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

Beware the mother of the children you cause harm, for she is vengeance in its primal form.

The asteroid knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the asteroid from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the asteroid is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the asteroid must also know where it was. The asteroid guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the asteroid has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

When mother mary steps in to wreck your pantheon, you done goofed.

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

Story 1: I feel like it's a little unfair to threaten an enemy your ship will live up to it's namesake when said name may likely not be understood by them, but then again, that's just a little SNAFU. Story 2: why do I imagine that the visions of that weeping woman in white and blue were accompanied by chants of "You didn't choose peace in life, you will now find peace in death."?

The race of the Blood gods. HA I can see it. If these humans had the Warhammer 40k table top game in their world it would only take ONE gamer to turn the entire army into Blood Ravens and Blood Angels all screaming "Blood for the Blood Gods" and "Skulls for the Skull Thrown" as they charge into battle wearing bright red painted heavy armor with skull white helmets.

Blood for The Blood Gods! SKULLS FOR THEIR THRONES!

For the Algorithm11!

Story 2: Diplomacy can work if all parties are willing to give it a try, but humans know that the best way to make sure something won't hurt us again is to destroy it. Some might call that overkill, but if you consider that the alternative is death or harm, then it isn't overkill. Interesting... Story 1 also had an overkill component, but again, remember the alternative. Alive, the pirates would continue to prey on others. By killing them, they are not going to be able to hurt and kill anymore people. And the news of the pirate deaths may deter others from committing piracy.

VFS Fuck Around Find Out lmfao perfect

Story 1: Is the name of the ship...the V.F.S. "Fuck around And Find Out" F.A.F.O. ?

Great name for a ship

Blood for the Blood God!

The word is Bi-sected!

There is no overkill. There is only use of sufficient force so as to be sure of accomplishing your objective.

Yeah!

counter was at 1701 likes... had to explore my heart if i should click.

There's no such thing as "overkill". There is simply "firing" and "reloading"! Hmmm... psychic beings who can actually directly communicate with their gods and the gods of others. At least they took the warning seriously. I do wish Odin, Zeus and their pantheons had been mentioned though. I think Thor and Ares would have had some fun.

Jesus. Like ... literally

I know its good when I see a meme-name)

That last story... Mother Gaia?

Pog

Beata Maria!