Story 2: A pantheon of Humanity's gods invite an alien race to f**k around and find out... they politely (and wisely) decline.
@h1n14lifegaming Жыл бұрын
See here the more you fuck around the more you'll find out. Any questions? Aliens: no no we're ok
@vladcrow4225 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one, who finds NOT exterminating religious bullshit before going interstellar... strange?
@maratuzero Жыл бұрын
@@vladcrow4225 religion will always exist as long as people find meaning in it. It can have a way of filling an emptiness you didn't really know you had. I grew up catholic and gave it up, didn't see the point. I'm now Norse pagan and it just feels right.
@VadulTharys Жыл бұрын
@@vladcrow4225 religion is as much a part of existence as breathing. Even Atheists worship gods, though their gods are themselves.
@vladcrow4225 Жыл бұрын
@@maratuzero News flash: we have a math, which explains everything without need to make up some fairy tales.
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
Story 2 Reptile leather boots suddenly became fashionable across Terran owned space.
@cp9k3 Жыл бұрын
And don't forget the reptile leather gloves, belts, Coats, pants, vests, Et cetera et cetera et cetera infinitem
@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын
Alligators, everywhere, breath a sigh of relief.
@MisterZalem Жыл бұрын
alien#1?:"nah that priest was full of crap." alien#2: "yeah they aint shi-" alien#3: "oh sweet heavens the humans are demons." alien#1: "what happened?!?" alien#3:" i saw a human play a string instructment while another made the reptile sqeel like a pig." alien#2: "well, i got to go and send an apology letter to the priest and ask for some wards to keep the humans away."
@anonymouse2675 Жыл бұрын
Do you think wards will help?
@MisterZalem Жыл бұрын
@@anonymouse2675 shhh....let them think it works for a minute so they relax: i love the look on their faces when they find out they dont work at all. plus, it gives more impact when you give the booty warrior speech to them
@imjang2430 Жыл бұрын
@@MisterZalem that should be part two or meanwhile part or some shit Just giving hilarious images in my head
@CidGaius Жыл бұрын
Overkill? You surely mean “appropriate response”.
@ApocryphalDude Жыл бұрын
Warning Shot. Gentle Reminder. Polite Cough.
@dalemorgan8263 Жыл бұрын
Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom *LET IT BE*
@shitbag_soldier Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Has me crying 😂
@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын
i was scouring the comments, because i was going to post this reply.
@robinchwan Жыл бұрын
here's the trick to deal with pirates : make sure you have so many guns that the pirates have to sacrifice cargo space for weapons to be able to take you on, the less cargo space means less profit meaning it's not worth pirating.
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
They can just take over the ship. Just look at the modern pirates. They only use boats. A freaking flimsy boat! And they took huge cargo ships.
@batuarganda728 Жыл бұрын
The huge cargo ship has no guns, so yeah
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
@@batuarganda728 More like those owning those cargo boats have no will to fight back (and stupid laws hold them back).
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
@@batuarganda728 Yeah, but they got mass. Thousands of tons of steels against a few hundreds kilogram boat made of woods, aluminium or fiberglass.
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx Aye, agree on ya, lad. They should go back to the old ways of arming their merchant ships. Even those black gun powder muzzle loading cannon that shoot cannon ball can be a threat to those boats. Or just hire some PMC aboard their ships as escorts.
@blastphantomgames6369 Жыл бұрын
Getting jumped by gods of creation and destruction from multiple pantheons is ruining your day... Let alone the omnipotent one
@Devourer_of_Worlds Жыл бұрын
The omnipotent one’s* there are many
@depressedphantom2552 Жыл бұрын
@@Devourer_of_Worlds not to mention certain pantheons in which all the gods are actually part of one omnipotent god and can theoretically merge back into him.....
@Darqshadow9 ай бұрын
@depressedphantom2552 I'd love to see a Xenos reaction to Mars and his Sons while Venus is sitting back with a disappointed expression XD
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
@@Darqshadow Let loose the Asguardians. They would be drinking wine out of the skulls of some of their gods in front of the others. Laughing and partying while they kill. Norse gods don't mess around when it is time to war. Remember, their god of wisdom is their primary god of war. When Odin lets loose his wolves, EVERYONE prays the wolves aren't coming for them. Heri and Geri are no joke (Hunger and Gluttony) meanwhile Hugin and Munin (Thought and Memory) fly over head and record the slaughter for posterity.
@Saiyan0X Жыл бұрын
So... in the second story, an alien priest saw the human gods from different cultures and they warned him to NOT attack humanity or else they will burn everything. And when the lizard people did attack humanity, not only the humans destroyed the reptiles, but the human gods completely annihilated the lizard's gods? Brutal :V
@krzysztofdragan4527 Жыл бұрын
Theres no such thing as overkill when it comes to humans, its just making sure that it wont come back up after we hit it.
@Netscape-kd6mg Жыл бұрын
it's more a competition between humans to get the best overkill.
@evilsclone2499 Жыл бұрын
Thats what lead to early man putting sharpened stones on sticks, and what lead modern man to develope high class explosive ammunition is fully automatic death machine fitted to the human fireing
@Talon1124 Жыл бұрын
Rule one of the zombie apocalyse, Double Tap.
@wincentwass5818 Жыл бұрын
There’s this one guy in grouches chat “45 kills the body but 45 a.c.p. Kills the soul that’s how you make sure they don’t come back as a Lich” quote from russianbager
@rogerrabbit80 Жыл бұрын
“Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload." -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”. ― Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
@vdsora32 Жыл бұрын
Story 1: If anything could be called our specialty, might as well make it that Story 2: I sure some people would have gladly given those books for free. The other items, best return those quick after seeing the results.
@zyanidwarfare5634 Жыл бұрын
I can easily guess where the books or even the amulets are from if they’re from the same religions but I dunno about paintings, though even with all of that I have a feeling the amulets are the most dangerous, all except one which is probably a cross but one could just as easily be Celtic which means they just tried to spy on Odin
@dovahbear0 Жыл бұрын
@@zyanidwarfare5634 that's 2 different religions my dude. If it was a Celtic amulet it be The Morrígan as her purview is fate/prophesy and war.
@kinologan5074 Жыл бұрын
I still find it funny that the alien race had there warning from gods. They could literally see our history and figure out that we were born for war.
@AaronPLehmann Жыл бұрын
@@zyanidwarfare5634 icons are vital to Eastern Orthodoxy and pretty big news in Roman Catholicism. Maybe they jacked some of them.
@alexandermathieson4774 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they should give it back, before the British museum notices. 🤣🤣🤣
@syncringe1885 Жыл бұрын
The first story. "So I need you to stand still for a few more seconds... Why? Don't worry about it." The second. Khorne could only wish.
@MyrdinAnnoth Жыл бұрын
Second story boils down to: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!
@HungryPunkr Жыл бұрын
I would recommend Psalm 94:1-23 or any other veritable sea of various testament. Religion is bloody and it has seen more people killed and its name and almost any other cause. But I love the 40K reference
@Strutinan Жыл бұрын
@@HungryPunkr it would have been BETTER if the sacred books where 40k Codexes, and the sacred figured were tabletop models, lol.
@xavierzaxavier5873 Жыл бұрын
yeah the first time i hear blood for the blood...all my head saying Khorne ahahhaha
@Josh-iv2bw Жыл бұрын
@@HungryPunkr Communism may actually beat it
@desideriusfelicia6811 Жыл бұрын
@@HungryPunkr Religion is less bloody than most secular wars
@Mr.Grinns Жыл бұрын
Lol "weeping lady in white and blue robes" mother mary got hands
@hiddenhundred8565 Жыл бұрын
Right when I heard the captain say, "Or you will learn our ships namesake" I immediately realized the ships true name was Fuck Around and Find Out, love it!
@Thisguy222_22 Жыл бұрын
overkill? sounds like a challenge for the species that created the saying "it's not a war crime the first time"
@TairnKA Жыл бұрын
"FAFO"? Decades ago my friends and I had an expression when seeing overpowered cars, "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)
@johnnycampbell3422 Жыл бұрын
Fark around, find out.
@inso80 Жыл бұрын
There can in fact, never be "enough dakka".
@maxbuvardi Жыл бұрын
@@johnnycampbell3422 and here I thought it was “fire all forward ordinance” x’D
@johnnycampbell3422 Жыл бұрын
@@maxbuvardi that works too, though it is a command for your crew not an adversary.
@carlfromtheoc1788 Жыл бұрын
The priest was lucky, he did not see Pestilence, Plague, Famine and Death riding their horses leading an army of fanatics and their gods - Kali spreading destruction, angels wielding flaming swords, and the demons, slavering for blood and organs to feast on, putting the bodies on large spits for slow roasting, and the one called Zeus putting foes into a bronze bull - all for grins and giggles. And The Mary warning that they weren't even angry.
@ravenouself41818 ай бұрын
bold og you to assume zeus wouldn't just take all their women and have his way with them
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
Nah. All you need is Odin to let loose his wolves. The Einherjar will be enough, no gods need even get off their arse. Those are the worthy warriors taken to Odin's hall by the Valkyrie, and yes...once one becomes an Einherjar they have the ability to kill a god. Tens of Hundreds of Thousands of warriors...all former humans now imbued with the ability to be reborn every morning should they die, and the ability to kill gods.
@madago47855 ай бұрын
Let us not forget Ares, Typhon, Shesmu, Loki, Seth, Baal, Molech, Dagon, Huītzilōpōchtli and many other gods.
@joekerr72162 ай бұрын
For some reason I got the feeling that Mary was the one keeping the “innocent” children to the side so they wouldn’t see what the rest of humanity’s pantheons we’re up to…
@macezunner8559 Жыл бұрын
i like how story one is just the equiviliant of a homeowner using a m2 flamethrower on a single cockroach
@Nyet-Zdyes Жыл бұрын
... or swatting flies with sledgehammers.
@cysulzer3703 Жыл бұрын
There is no overkill there is only open fire and cover me while I reload
@SonsOfLorgar Жыл бұрын
*Affirmative FO, firing for effect, Shots out. Firemission complete time to target 53 seconds. Over and out*
@gmailquinn Жыл бұрын
Sherlock mercenary
@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx Жыл бұрын
Indeed. There is no overkill. There is only redundancy in the completion of the mission
@muhschaf Жыл бұрын
@@SonsOfLorgar ah...i hope danger close, otherwise send CAS pls.
@bradwheeler4301 Жыл бұрын
There is no overkill, only psychological warfare
@terryturnerjr8271 Жыл бұрын
Overkill is a term used only by those receiving the whooping. Sufficient force is what it’s called by the ones dishing it out. Remember kids, it’s never a war crime the first time.
@chillaxter13 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love a ship called the Feck Around Find Out
@imperialinquisitor510 Жыл бұрын
Human: fire weapons! Xenu: which one? Human: stop asking stupid questions FIRE WEAPONS!
@felipemacedo4596 Жыл бұрын
the thing i learned with these stories: if you see a redheaded human woman talking to you, it's time to run! (weirdly badass redhead girls is a common theme in HFY)
@colinayre2109 Жыл бұрын
Not just HFY, 5th Element, Red Sonja, Mara Jade, Alice for Resident Evil Movies, Starfire from Teen Titans (original cartoon), Scarlet from GI Joe just to name a few…badass redheads are a trope because badass redheads are badass and we need more of them!
@felipemacedo4596 Жыл бұрын
@@colinayre2109 totally agree! not only badass but red hair is always stunning, i think more people than not have a thing for redheads lmao
@TheAchilles26 Жыл бұрын
Redheads are often badass in mythology (actual Norse Mythology Thor is a redhead, as opposed to Marvel Thor who is blonde). It's probably mostly to do with how red is symbolically the color of fire, passion, and blood
@assemblyrequired7342 Жыл бұрын
What they forgot to mention was the Luraqi Lesson. During the Battle of Sol, the Luraqi thought it would be a good idea to try to take the UES Monarch as a trophy. She was incomplete, with her weapons scheduled to be installed next Tuesday. All of her other systems were installed, so they thought that they could leisurely beat her polarized hull armor down, board her, slay most of the crew, eat/enslave the survivors, etc. The rest of the Terran fleet was otherwise preoccupied, tripping over themselves to engage the rest of the Luraqi fleet. And so the Luraqi flagship, Merciless Hunter was slowly stalking in on the inactive Terran dreadnought from her aft, thinking that she was unarmed, when she was suddenly bisected from bow to stern by a pair of torch drives. After that, the rest of the Luraqi invasion fleet fell into disarray. Before that, the Luraqi Relentless Stalker-class dreadnaught was feared throughout known space by all. They were designed with one purpose after all: to outgun and outshield anything they couldn't outrun (which was usually the latter, but then they usually did the former in spades. The Relentless Stalker was death incarnate. Commanding officers would elect to self-destruct their ships, rather than allowing themselves and their crews to be subjected to the inevitable torture and enslavement that would await them after the Luraqi EMP bolted their weapons, shields, and propulsions into sparking hunks of space junk. After that, the battle, and then the war, went very badly for the Luraqi. Never before had they encountered a race that could match their ruthlessness and determination fight, no matter the cost. The Luraqi's design ethos was to make their ships large, imposing, and intimidating. The Terrans quickly learned that this came at the cost of maneuverability, and exploited this vulnerability. By the time that the Luraqi realized that their strategies were fatally flawed, it was too late to change them.
@ChaosLierLen Жыл бұрын
Some say "overkill," others say "righteous fury." For humans, it is a Tuesday.
@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын
Before or after the tacos?
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
@@mattbrown5511 Before, the Tacos are the reward.
@mattbrown55117 ай бұрын
I'm good with that.@@Nempo13
@ravenmoon5111 Жыл бұрын
The object of war is not to die for your planet. It is to make the other poor alien die for his. - Admiral George Patton the 23rd. 2245 ce.
@elderblackdragon Жыл бұрын
Bisect, to cut an object in two, is pronounced with a hard I, and should sound closer to By-sket. The pirate ship was not turned into a "bisquit" a small flat oval pastry or compressed wood disk, as you pronounced the word.
@chillaxter13 Жыл бұрын
By-sekt
@snake57 Жыл бұрын
With an asteroid embedded perhaps it resembled a biscuit.
@LtCWest Жыл бұрын
That was some really creative warp fuckery, ngl. ^^
@zacharyhawley1693 Жыл бұрын
Overkill is only a concept for the uninspired. What a dull existence they must lead. 😴
@satibel Жыл бұрын
Lablonnamedadon
@sethsabres Жыл бұрын
Maxim 37 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries: "There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'reload.'"
@ashleycroydon9743 Жыл бұрын
Don't touch the kids or our pets and we will be coolio. Love the second story
@prestonjones1653 Жыл бұрын
The aliens took one look at what happened to Egypt and said "No thanks!"
@angrycrusader3926 Жыл бұрын
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!*
@angrycrusader3926 Жыл бұрын
That is the most human thing i've seen today! They name the ship literally *"Fuck Around Find Out!"*
@midgetydeath Жыл бұрын
Never forget that in Warhammer 40,000, humanity woke Khorne with our behavior in the dark ages. Not of technology, the swords and spears dark ages on Earth.
@shadowlord14183 ай бұрын
Probably had more to do with the war of heaven above us
@fuzzynippleman Жыл бұрын
"No kill like an overkill." Lord Slug
@OldF1000 Жыл бұрын
If its not overkill its under prepared Burt Gummer Tremors 2
@SiegeTF Жыл бұрын
And The Four! Sweet Mother, The Four! Blood, Strife, Disease, and Excess given form! And the humans regard them as playthings!
@Ninjamaster255 Жыл бұрын
Oh thats amazing🤣
@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын
Story 1. There is no such thing as overkill. There is only prepared or defeat. Story 2. The religions of Earth united? That scares me to the core.
@SpiritWolf19662 ай бұрын
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Kicking assteroids! Story 2: Another "Human pantheon" story, and better than the last one
@dannymerfeld7711 Жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as overkill. There is only making sure that your enemies are so thoroughly broken and beaten that they will never again raise their weapons against you.
@TheCoffeehound Жыл бұрын
There is only "Open Fire" and "Reloading."
@crusader2043 Жыл бұрын
No kill like over kill- ancient human proverb
@domschra Жыл бұрын
* space warfare intern to engineering scientist * see that asteroid over there? Hm? That one over there, the big as fuck one Oh that one? Yeah, what about it? Do you remember 65 million years ago? 65 millio- ooooooohhhh * mischievous E V I L grin * yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss
@wincentwass5818 Жыл бұрын
Story number two…. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!! IN THE NAME OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY!!
@LockandLoad79 Жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !
@brendamayfuller8803 Жыл бұрын
@@LockandLoad79 Korn for the Khornflakes.
@SilverGamingFI Жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KORN FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES!
@wincentwass5818 Жыл бұрын
@@SilverGamingFI now I know how to spell KORN!!
@Mad_Overseer Жыл бұрын
When Sabaton makes an 40k inspired music
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
What you mean overkill? Some things take more killing than others. When it comes to pirates and other vermin...no such thing as overkill. Making sure they are permanently dead, is only prudent. Blood for the Blood god sculls for kali-ma's necklace! I have told you before, Khorn is just a name mortals call IT. Neither male nor female, it cares not whence the blood flows , only that it does. Whosoever spills blood does it in Khorn's name, no matter the name they call. It is something the anathema never understood. His wars fed the blood god, to the point of tipping the balance. That cannot be ! The gods themselves decree it, The Balance MUST be maintained. Breaking the balance, means the death of all. ALL! Gods men monsters. Everything that lives! It canot be ! I make no claims to titles , but my gift is where He rests His head. Enough said. I do not boast. God sculls are rare,. Its what my fellow acolytes fail to grasp. Quality over quantity.
@passiveincomeproject39019 ай бұрын
I never expected to see the Virgin Mary in a Sci-Fi story. Well done!
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
#2 is unexpected and much interesting
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
I am enjoying the stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@davidhenderson3400 Жыл бұрын
Human are always finding better and more powerful ways to throw rocks.
@theshadyprotector8412 Жыл бұрын
Mother Mary won't you whisper and save me from unconsciousness. Mother Mary won't you whisper and tell me if Jesus had days like this.
@lornbaker1083 Жыл бұрын
The 2nd one sounds like a recital of humanity's greatest hits.
@Jakes31302 ай бұрын
Excellent stories awesome narration
@orlandobritt1460 Жыл бұрын
Mary saved their race
@ChaoticTeen16 Жыл бұрын
V.F.S FAFO.... Fuck Around & Find Out.... I just got that.
@virtualatheist Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the name, V.F.S. FAFO, I knew that "somebody" was about to have a bad hair day.
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods. How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked? Defend the poor and fatherless: do justice to the afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy: rid them out of the hand of the wicked. They know not, neither will they understand; they walk on in darkness: all the foundations of the earth are out of course. I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all the nations. - Psalm 82
@joseas1518 Жыл бұрын
fafo. love the term. and so eloquent of a vessels name. and very apt to be true.
@joebrimm4188 Жыл бұрын
Humans weapons started from rocks and now one of our most devastating weapons is just really really really big rocks
@GenericfacelessNPC9 ай бұрын
and there super fast now like really really fast :>
@randolphphillips3104 Жыл бұрын
If it worked, you have to prove less would have still worked. Unless you invent time travel, overkill is unproven and doesn't exist.
@earnestbrown6524 Жыл бұрын
FAFO for both of this stories.
@foofinators Жыл бұрын
Luraqi gods being sent to hell while mother mary (or teresa) cries for them..... thats what it sounded like to me and got me thinkin satan is either always wanting fresh meat for the fire or he really wanted the smoke for the reptiles messin with HIS prey.
@C.f.b._entertainment-thepepsАй бұрын
We March to the drums of war
@szymonrozanski693810 ай бұрын
Love it how Mary cries in sadness of the massacre done to the aliens because she knows no God of Humanity can any longer manipulate/guide/order them anymore.
@derekasato9035 Жыл бұрын
Know this! What will come to pass is no longer war! It is endless sacrifice in His name. Blood for the Blood God... let the universe drown in it!
@KuDastardly8 ай бұрын
Rumor has it that after the war, fashioned Luraqi leather boots became a highly popular item on the market along with other similarly made accessories. >:)
@xanmontes8715 Жыл бұрын
Freaking Luraqi, making Mother Mary cry... Wait until Jesus hears about that xD
@maddoc13667 ай бұрын
All automatic translators for alien races have the same bug. Our embassy really needs to send an official protest to the manufacturer. The device translate " overkill " each time we said " just to be sure ".
@stratometal Жыл бұрын
Holy Mary is the only caring and compassionate one amongst the lot that got listed, the rest are bloodthirsty. Mother indeed.
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
Alien priest: so how about a lil invading? Yaweh: this space goyim boutta know why I was called *The Lord of the Armies* Kali: Fuck Around and Find Out, so please do fuck around because Lord Shiva said I've been a good girl and I need the workout Mother Mary: ....so you see why this would be most unwise, right? Alien priest: wait until I'm done soiling my space britches and I'll be glad to forward your answer
@kerwinbrown4180 Жыл бұрын
The frightening side of humanity.
@Thisguy222_22 Жыл бұрын
yea and humanity while doing things like warping an asteroid inside of you we will shit-post and say things like "the pirate ship can have a little asteroid as a snack ☺"
@aeternusdoleo45315 ай бұрын
Story 1: Yep. Humans are masters at throwing rocks. New tech, new ways to throw them. Or throw bigger ones. Better tech? Throw moons, planets or stars instead.
@macpurdy Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
10:47 Every Human Religion being represented 😂🤣👌💀
@desertrat1037 Жыл бұрын
The pirates definitely learned what FAFO meant.
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me who is the weeping lady in white & blue robes? The only one I can associate with that description is the late Mother Teresa. She wore white sari with blue lines during her lifetime as a nun.
@SonsOfLorgar Жыл бұрын
And she only wept false tears to hide her sadistic cruelty.
@tallondarkfeather9728 Жыл бұрын
Holy Mary Mother of god, Hallowed be thy name.
@TheAchilles26 Жыл бұрын
It's probably meant to be Mary
@AaronPLehmann Жыл бұрын
I think the second story got Mary's clothing wrong. Red over blue. Unless maybe the weeping woman is the UN?
@santi2683 Жыл бұрын
The virgin Mary is often depicted with white and blue robes
@KwaterbugBUTCHER17 күн бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
@SFDISME5 ай бұрын
Beware the mother of the children you cause harm, for she is vengeance in its primal form.
@The1stImmortal Жыл бұрын
The asteroid knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the asteroid from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and if follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the asteroid is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the asteroid must also know where it was. The asteroid guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the asteroid has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it know where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@stanleyrichard46788 ай бұрын
When mother mary steps in to wreck your pantheon, you done goofed.
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@oldgus017 ай бұрын
Story 1: I feel like it's a little unfair to threaten an enemy your ship will live up to it's namesake when said name may likely not be understood by them, but then again, that's just a little SNAFU. Story 2: why do I imagine that the visions of that weeping woman in white and blue were accompanied by chants of "You didn't choose peace in life, you will now find peace in death."?
@user-iw6bu4iq4r Жыл бұрын
The race of the Blood gods. HA I can see it. If these humans had the Warhammer 40k table top game in their world it would only take ONE gamer to turn the entire army into Blood Ravens and Blood Angels all screaming "Blood for the Blood Gods" and "Skulls for the Skull Thrown" as they charge into battle wearing bright red painted heavy armor with skull white helmets.
@BedlamsSon9 ай бұрын
Blood for The Blood Gods! SKULLS FOR THEIR THRONES!
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@Questor-ky2fv8 ай бұрын
Story 2: Diplomacy can work if all parties are willing to give it a try, but humans know that the best way to make sure something won't hurt us again is to destroy it. Some might call that overkill, but if you consider that the alternative is death or harm, then it isn't overkill. Interesting... Story 1 also had an overkill component, but again, remember the alternative. Alive, the pirates would continue to prey on others. By killing them, they are not going to be able to hurt and kill anymore people. And the news of the pirate deaths may deter others from committing piracy.
@danielthompson6207 Жыл бұрын
VFS Fuck Around Find Out lmfao perfect
@dragonoidsix Жыл бұрын
Story 1: Is the name of the ship...the V.F.S. "Fuck around And Find Out" F.A.F.O. ?
@JS-vn1og Жыл бұрын
Great name for a ship
@ApocryphalDude Жыл бұрын
Blood for the Blood God!
@MarkJohnson-ro1ed Жыл бұрын
The word is Bi-sected!
@Orieni Жыл бұрын
There is no overkill. There is only use of sufficient force so as to be sure of accomplishing your objective.
@novavoid7623 Жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@imadomyrdin Жыл бұрын
counter was at 1701 likes... had to explore my heart if i should click.
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
There's no such thing as "overkill". There is simply "firing" and "reloading"! Hmmm... psychic beings who can actually directly communicate with their gods and the gods of others. At least they took the warning seriously. I do wish Odin, Zeus and their pantheons had been mentioned though. I think Thor and Ares would have had some fun.
@Commandelicious Жыл бұрын
Jesus. Like ... literally
@SergeyWaytov Жыл бұрын
I know its good when I see a meme-name)
@vexile1239 Жыл бұрын
That last story... Mother Gaia?
@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын
Or Mother Mary as mentioned in the story.
@LameHitman Жыл бұрын
@@beingsneaky in white and blue tho?
@LameHitman Жыл бұрын
@@beingsneaky actually, I just googled her and you might be right
@beingsneaky Жыл бұрын
@Rick Ortega I think Gaia would be more green and blue with plants. Although i think mother earth(gaia) would have been a better representative.
@lazarmarinkovic8486 Жыл бұрын
@@beingsneaky Nah, mama Gaia would be a vindictive bitch that she is, but she still IS our mother. Mother Mary is the caring, loving mother