Agreed. One of the best moments easily.

As a aussie let me help you with this phase, is pronounce "Da fuck!?" 😂. It such a classic mannerism of a outback aussie, usually followed with "Da fuck you doing dickhead!?"

His comedic timing is perfect.

Sorry, at first glance you looked like Chumlee from "pawn stars".

I watched the movie out of boredom and I’m so glad I did. I laughed so hard at that part I woke up the house. Some of the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen. 😆😆😆

The guy playing scorpion did an OK job with what they gave him, but Josh Lawson really did go above and beyond. Definitely a more interesting character than the rest of the ‘hero’ team, and all of the ‘villain’ team as well.

Could it be because he partly wrote this piece of shit and he gave himself a huge part in it?

@@iguanajoe9329 I don't see him credited as a writer for the movie, but I'm just going by IMDB.

@@sadlerbw9 kabal was pretty ok but i mean its not a whole lot of facial acting so it would be more difficult. I really liked kabals voice though

@@sadlerbw9 the guys playing Scorpion and Sun-Zero were both brilliant!

without kano the movie kinda sucked after 15 minutes huh?

I loved kano so much im actually training to use him as a main in mk11 lmao class name?. "Ya F'n Idiot" purely because of kano in this film and his actually a really strong fast versatile character

yea if it wasnt for Kano i wouldn't have continued to watch that train wreck of a movie

yeah definitely, the main guy was deadpan boring. I dont even know what character he was playing or if he was a made up one for the movie.

I just played this on background yesterday, but as soon as Kano came in to play, I started watching properly. He was just so entertaining as a character... and I don't even know much about MK lore. It's a "Captain Boomerang" situation where they're the greatest thing about their lame movies.

ahhhhhhhhh this comment slaps

And of course the bay

🤣🤣🤣

Me? a pirate? never...

And a Galah on your shoulder.....no... hang on, ..... A Cockortwo... Arrrrrrrrrr

I legit thought that was his segue into "So here's NordVPN"

@@fndjfgsdk yup

@@fndjfgsdk Same.

@@fndjfgsdk but it doesn't work though. Still recognises your debit card doesn't have a bald eagle on it

@@RKM8506 hello

No, ozzy man said he wouldn't do that. So not funny

Lmao !!! I'm short dose that make me a gnome ?! 🤣😂 *gnome noises*

So true bro 🤣🤣

*warning* no gnomes were hurt in this adventure

@@Seadansr1 I'm so relived to hear that 🤣

Who huh?

@@stevethea5250 exactly

ah i love it. "literal plot armor". I fucking hate the fact only thing that made me really going in the entire thing was Kano and Hanzo. I didnt like Cole, i didnt like Sonya, i didnt like Raiden or Tseng Tsung, and i especially cringed at Liu Kang. I think movie would be a complete bust without Kano.

Yea and of-course that made up puss Cole guy has to be American too...there’s literally no way to do that to an Aussie character especially one like Kano lol.

isnt cole supposed to be jonny cage?

This actually makes sense, he's the source of like all the curses lmao

I got a heart from Ozzy Man😃 You F$%ken Beauty🤠

@@TheMichaelStott lucky mate

Sure, because Kung Pao chopping a woman in half vertically and Jax clapping a dude head didnt warrant the R rating.

@@Darklarik well regarding the violence and language, I'd say Deadpool is pretty on par with it. Deadpool having more profanity though. Yet Deadpool recieved MA15 rating in Australia.

And died in the end

He put an eye out with that performance

Because Lawson (the actor who portrayed him) was one of the ones who wrote this piece of shit. Of course he'd want some protagonism. Whoever thought Kano was a main character in any way?

More like sub zero!

Him and Bi-Han Kung Lao :)

Wait...Stevil Irwin

He even says: "Kano Wins... yeh fcking beauty" which reminded me of Steve Irwin. Kano does have a heart... literally...

@@Loonaticx LOL Kombat Pack, here we go

Arcana?

@@stevethea5250 someone hasn't watched the movie.

@@stevethea5250 o

@@mactocmo OK from what you said I've worked it out, like power/ability

@@mactocmo good for him, he didn't waste his time watching such a bad movie

Yes😹

I thought of Isaac Butterfield.

Yep

Same here ..

Same🤣

Kano was dead set in the fair dinkum department.

I watched an interview of Josh about Kano and originally he did have scripts and lines but the director found his improvisations quite good. They ended up choosing mostly his improv lines for the movie :)

Not wrong

The director said he "wanted to test the limits of an R18+ movie", and elected to go full Aussie ✅

You cant handle “Full Aussie”!!!!! 😂

I am thinking he's coming back with a metal eye prosthetic and killing someone, prolly sonya, so they can play out that mk4 ending scene

Dude I loved kano in the film but felt like he kept getting done dirty but fuck he was a brilliant actor for it and definitely should be milking him honestly

Kano and erron black could carry the next movie with erron being the straight man of the jokes.

I loved him in Paul Hogan

Barbie

@@Gadavillers-Panoir was just about to correct him llol!

@@Gadavillers-Panoir 🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHA LAZER BYEAM! Better than fire balls you pussay!

Who wears a hubcap as a helmet

"Twirling his anal beads" had me on the floor

Dude I almost wooosh'd myself so hard holy shit. I don't think I'd have recovered.

Me

Me 👆

Thirty now because I read your name.

I had to check like 4 times that it's not Ozzyman while watching the movie!

Lol for real. He def went quite full Aussie there with his jokes lol. I wonder how it was like for the cast because a lot of them were Aussies lol

U guys are very similar to us Bavarians here in Germany. I don´t understand why 99% of the world prefers to walk the earth sad and all serious.

Got a good laugh in the cinema here in NZ.

I saw it opening day in the theater here in the US and Kano was killing it. Whole theater was laughing at the shit he said/did. Though it helps to know the language to understand well written lines, I find good comedic delivery to be universal.

I think more people can appreciate it than you think.

agreed, the action was ok and Kano carried it for sure, the rest of the acting in the movie was garbage.

@@hairtrigger8317 garbage maybe it's a bit harsh. I mean, no oscars will be handed out or anything but, the other actors were serviceable. Finding a dynamic, good looking ( this is hollywood), star that can actually make fighting choreography look good is a rare combo. Often you get two of the attributes and flub the third... Most often their ability to act.

He was great right up until he "spoiler alert".

@@mattsully2238 That's fine man I think most of the acting was terrible especially Sonya. If it hadn't been for Kano my wife and I would have turned that shit off. Seems odd to go to the effort to have good choreography, special effects, a decent story and then have pretty shit acting. Kano had us cracking up though and really was the movies saving grace.

your right, if it wasn't for kano and his quality lines then this film wouldve been really boring and shit.

I agree 👍

Lmfao 😂 I died at this part

@Juan Bonet Some of us still dream of the day that the internet is without those pesky stupid national borders limiting access. Which kinda was the entire point of the internet until corporate greed entered the arena..

​@Juan Bonet the creator lmao

@Juan Bonet the creator of what? The internet? If you mean god then i can't do anything but laugh at the ignorance..

@Juan Bonet you know your stuff 🥲

or later when they're about to train......kung lao to sonia - only the chosen ones may enter kano - fucking whoops.....i spit out my drink at that one haha

don't forget subzero

@@Garahan don't forget scorpion

Best part of the movie was first 7 minutes, kano, scorpion and subzero. I could give or take the rest. Honorable mention, Sonia.

@@Garahan Not really

the sad part is that maybe Kano isn't gonna be in the next movie, so, there's a huge chance the sequel is gonna suck kangaroo' balls.

I thought it was a pretty good movie honestly. I might be biased I'm easy to please and have been and MK fan my whole life.

@@Alishalee44 I thought it was great, Loved the references to the game in it.

@@KarasouTengu Yes all the easter eggs were 👍🏻👌

Kano is literally the worst thing of that whole shit storm.

@@iguanajoe9329 I disagree but to each thier own

You know what??????? When I was watching the movie I was like where the fuck have i heard this guy before?

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear sno

I am thinking the same thing.....

I've had aussie friends in addition to watching many australian movies and none of them sound like Ozzy Man. Like seriously they've all had much gentler laid back speaking tones even if they cuss up a storm like Ozzy Man (it's why I prefer the australian accent over british accents, they sound less...stiff). But Josh lawson as Kano sounded nearly identical to Ozzy Man in most of the movie, so I do think he may have been inspired by Ozzy man's gruff, excited, manner of speaking. Having an Australian accent doesn't mean every australian sounds like Ozzy Man🙄 smh

I've known many people from Ausy, most sound british. People with the "dundee" accent is comparable to the southern draw in the US.

@@TheBlackDeck sound British? Fuck we have a yank in the comments

@Kratos GodofWar I mean proper british not that crap slang where you guys add ' to the middle of every word

If you liked Kano then you really should watch Chopper. Classic Aussie film.

@@TheBlackDeck British isn’t an accent

Told my wife the exact same thing 😂

@@randysookdeo2990 Lol, right. I couldn't get him out of my head, and as soon as I received the notification for this video, I was like, 'yup, I'm not surprised.'

Stop being depressed mate. Everyone sucks embrace the suck

Get a OneWheel pint, you will never feel depressed again. Got mine a year ago and no longer live in my head.

Best wishes to you man ❤️🙏

@@Utubeisazzho society creates the depression so I mean eliminate that problem for me and most and we might be OK to get better. I mean depression gets medication and means your broken. beleiveing your an attack helicopter gets a parade and public praise these days. Depression comes from being told you have all these freedoms that reality shows we do not have. Current generations in a debt trap for over 100 years of industrialized damages none of us reaped any reward from. Kind of hard not to feel depressed when you take life realistically.

Fair dinkem mate

You won't like the other kanos then lol. This version is the best. The others were just annoying a holes

Hahahha

_"Kali Ma... Kali Ma... Kali Ma Shakti de!"_

I would absolutely watch that.

He doesn't run Black Dragon... he IS the Black Dragon ;P

F yes m8 f yes

Omg 😂

Possibly the funniest part of the movie

"YOU IDIOTS!! YOU CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!"

Paid ?🤨

Same lmao

Pretty sure this fella ends up with a sore throat after these videos, aussies don't really talk like that un ironically.

@@hazbiniznow89 Depends on where you're from. Bogans and some people from the country talk like this more naturally. We do make ourselves more ocker around non-Aussies though, like he mentions. Source: have been an Aussie my entire life.

@@hazbiniznow89 Many do. Many don't.

Same. Whole cinema was enjoying Kano.

Don't forget the meme that came out ages ago.

*Tom Waits

They carried the movie

You're the first person I've seen who's said that. I've been telling friends for years I think Heath Ledger was trying to sound like Tom Waits and they think I'm crazy.

honestly, if the second movie gets greenlit. thats all the need to do for the marketing campaign, just the actors riffing off each other followed by the mortal kombat logo.

He probably had to say the line without moving his face so they could add the effects easier in post.

Y'know i could see the director having ozzy man in the background eating popcorn going ya.. naw... ya

How the hell do ya end up in Kansas from Perth!? Must be a wild story.

@@ozzymanreviews Me dad ...Vietnam. Went around the world . Fortunately ended up in Perth . Long story I’ll tell yous if you can invite me over for a few long neck VBs...Fn h3ll I miss those Nearly as much as meat pies , with fountains . F this sauce here ....

@@ozzymanreviews I was about to ask the same thing!!!!! I live in Missouri and I always wonder how people from around the world end up in a fly over state like this.

@@crashman27 Typical aussies bought chap seats on the plane. And fell off. That's how they end up in a flyover state!

@@crashman27 Oi crash where in Missouri are yous at ?

Be nice to see them meet, at a BBQ, sipping a some mid strength beers waiting for the snags to be ready.

Who was the first?

@@bravoalley228 a kitten with a pup....hope that qualifies.

@@aayushsinghsengar7129 🥰

@@aayushsinghsengar7129 no not even close, not even close to being close

@@paulosullivan3205 whoa whoa. they belong to different specie so opinion might differ. cheers

The worst thing about this movie, we never got to hear Kano say "fair dinkum".

Haha that would be fair dinkum awesome to hear from the ozzyman , his take on the movie lines

Which parts? Oh sorry, I thought you were talking about those parts that ladies don't have.

@@TenchiJeff Oh fair dinkum mate. Nobody says that, unless they want to fight.

Kano was a fan favorite after the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie where he was portrayed by the late Trevor Goddard.

Do you know the actress Yvonne Strahovski at all? She currently plays Serena Joy in The Handmaid's tale. She's actually Australian too, she's been hiding it for years!

yeah and the chick who plays Sonya is also Aussie

At least half were Aussies, boxing boss. Reiko, Kabal, Goro.....

@@lmaree200886 yeah but I'm talking about manufacturing american accent... Yvonne's ozzie accent slips in tbh, even I can feel it lol.

@@miboogaroo goro 🙄

Me face😂

@@ibrahimzulfiquar668 yea 😂🤣

I actually don't like it. I mean why's he gotta say it every time he shows his face? It's not like he's hidden it at all.