Finally, one thick coat

Ngl this is this the most uncomfortable I've ever felt 😆

he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

This is like getting a 0 on the sat. You have to know the correct answers to get literally everything wrong

I dont want to be tactically outsmarted by the dude with an army of 5th grade art projects

Finally, someone with my painting skills

"Professional Paintjob" eBay miniatures:

Those transfers are clean AF

This is designed to trigger a certain person i feel it

Those crisp edge highlights 👌

“Brother, the gellar field went down, did anything happen to me?”

When Duncan Rhodes has a nightmare this is what he sees

“The gellar field is operating at substandard capacity, brother.” “I’m sure we’ll be fine.”

Haha, the transfer at the end was a touch of genius!

This brought me unspeakable amounts of pain. I burned down my family's estate in a fit of insanity and was committed to an asylum for several months. After many self immolation incidents I was eventually released. To you I say this. This is cursed as hell. Good job.

show up to a tournament with an entire army painted like this and tilt your opponent into oblivion

Damn, save some Golden Demons for the rest of us!

The space wolves will never go cold with that thick ass coat

- Do you love me brother? - Be strong Clarence. Be strong for the Emperor.

I started out thinking "trust the process" lol 😂

This is what Dustin Rhodes sees in his nightmares

And I say, hey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey I said “Hey, a-what’s going on?”

This is actually amazing in a totally different way, it is wholeheartedly beautiful in its own way.

Just super glueing the transfer on, without even taking it off the backing 👌 That was the icing on the cake.

I was half expecting the finished model to look amazingly awesome and clearly not the same, but this was really funny

I never cried. Until i saw how beautiful this is

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got it. The miniature painting shiteposting! (Love it!)

No, God-Emperor, No!! NOOOOOO!!! I can't. This hurts my eyes and soul to watch! This must be what it feels like to be interrogated by a Tzeentch cultist... Though even I have to admit, seeing a transfer attached with super glue was damn hilarious!

BROTHER, NOOOOOO!

Ah, yes. The classic Golden Lizards chapter paint scheme.

Its so beautiful even my eyes start burning. We need more of this

Finally a tutorial i can follow

Me after painstakingly painting 20 blood Angel's astarties: internal screaming.

(screams in "Thin your paints")

My favorite part of build is it leaning completely to the side of the base

So this is what the effects of The Warp look like...

The unmixed lump of paint is such an accurate and great detail 👌🏼👏🏼

some people are gonna mock that not realizing that’s probably what their first mini looked like. probably close to what my first will look like once i get the materials.

I'm never painting another mini EVER! I'll never hit as high a standard as this masterpiece.

Paint so thick it has a 3 up invul save and never lost armor of contempt.

Incredible haha My first paint job way back in early 00's was an Eldar model dunked in some yellow paint and then I painted the helmet blue. Work smarter not harder 😅

(Grinding teeths) (Nails digging into table) (Heavy breathing)

This makes me feel better about my first paint job

Least mutated chaos worshipper

Do you love me brother? ... Be strong Clarence, be strong for the Emperor.

Finally ,a painting tutorial that i can follow

Nurgle gifts work in mysterious ways

I appreciate how this is the first thing that pops up when I ask for warhammer paint jobs

The wash adjusted everything

This is how gw intended you to paint, none of that silly two thin coats

How did bro paint summit so bad yet? It looked so good

What my first paint job looked like lol 😂

This was horrible. Just awful. How am I supposed to replicate this masterpiece without the 17 hour tutorial?

I was cringing so hard because I get so anxious when I paint, but the transfer part got me lmao.

Those colors, the technique, the precision it's brilliant, you should teach a class

That was like watching a horrific car crash. You just can't look away, no matter how hard you try.

well yes it's the alpha legion

A masterpiece!! Such attention detail!! Perfect shading, and you can feel the emotion on his face!! Just incredible! 😂

This made my day thank you 😂

That is how I'm going to put my decals on now. Outstanding paint job.

Ngl... At first i though the background sound gonna be " Turi ip ip"

I think it’s the eyes for me. They really blend everything altogether, just a fantastic piece of art my friend✊🏻

I wanna see one of these where it’s either a complete glob job during the work shots but the end product is the most immaculate beautifully done painting, or vice versa

Why it looks so good?

I spent so many hours painting my Kriegsmen, but this one single thick coat with some details looks awesome. the wash and transfers also do wonders for this painting style!

I just imagine him eternally screaming in a low-quality “dawn of war”esque tone

I wish i could paint like that. It's inspirational.

My artsy french flat cap is thoroughly shooketh

This hurts so good

Daaaamn, it so wierd... I need more of this

i shut it off the moment you DIDN"T put that tuft on top of her head

Can't believe you secretly filmed my latest painting project...

Now there's a marine who's been through some shit.

The only thing that really bugs me is when that shows up for skirmish night and the guy that painted it is so proud of himself for getting his army painted in record time.

Amazing paint job 😊

Fellas, your edge highlght method is amazing, are you ever gonna make a tutorial for it?

About time a pro gets on this platform

Rogal Dorn: Look how they massacred my boy. Vulkan, seeing the Salamanders transfer: *Visible confusion*

Still looks better than most professional painters you can find on ebay

You still paint better than i do

Your commitment to the bit is admirable I would never

WHERE’S THE ACETONE WHEN YOU NEED IT?!

The corax white being a solid block was a nice touch

Which brush do u use to have this perfect Edge Highlight

When you need to present your project in art class so you try to make it sound as epic as possible:

Lmao this is actually one of the funniest things I've seen on these KZfaq shorts. Made all the scrolling worth it.

Still looks better than some other peoples miniatures I’ve seen 😂

That space marine demanded to speak to the manager.

The hair 💀

My first thought was "why use a sororitas head.." Then I realized it was a troll

This must have been the most fun yet soul crushing thing to do ever 😂

“Be strong, Clarence. Be strong, for the Emperor.”

Honestly I love it, it has a pop-art style that I really like lmao

This deserves so many more likes oh my God!

Eagle looks good. You can't miss with contrast paint .

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie. Gluing the entire decal square to the shoulder killed me

This feels... Heretical. I love it.

Well there's your problem! It's a *FEMALE* marine

I'm pretty sure that's how the angry space marines would be if they had to paint themselves their suits.

Finally a speed paint I can do