This video could have been ten minutes longer of him saying all the different things that get you in jail and I would have watched. Lol

that thing you put on your hair? believe it or not, gel.

I love that he was so disgusted by the public meeting that he left just to rant about it while it goes on in the background.

"Right to jail, RIGHT AWAY" kills me everytime🤣🤣🤣

esssssssssssssstealing right to jail

“You undercook fish- jail.” Japan: (Looks around nervously)

"Undercook, overcook" the delivery and facial expression on this absolutely obliterates me lmfao

“Playing music too Loud, right to jail. Right away” The emphasis he puts on “right away”, I believe him and Im laughing every single time for it.

"We have the best patients in the world because of jail" Gets me every time 😂

"undercook, overcook, jail" this is seriously comical genius.

When I first saw this episode, I knew nothing about Armisen. I could not stop laughing not just because it's a funny character, but because as a Venezuelan I was noticing that he was not just playing a generic Latin American strongman, he was playing a Venezuelan "militar". It was the first time I ever saw a Venezuelan being portrayed in American television, comedically. He not only nailed the accent. He and his crew play *exactly* how a Venezuelan military man behaves, particularly under Chavez & Maduro. I was blown away. Then I found out he's half-Venezuelan, and that explained it all. He clearly spent alot of time there, and is close to the culture. Bravo!

I would've watched an hour long version of him just listing everything you can go to jail for 🤣

"You are _ethteeealing_ " "You are charging too high prices for eh, _ethweater_ ..."

“You are charging too high prices for uhhh... esweaters... jail” 😭😭😭

"We have a special jail for journalists" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this is one of my favorites

I love the extra emphasis on loud music. “If you’re playing music to loud, RIGHT to jail. Right away.” 😂😂

As a Venezuelan, his accent is spot on.

I love how proud he looks at the end

The part of charging too much for something sending you to jail actually happened at some point here in Venezuela. The government wanted to control hyperinflation by simply threatening businesses to lower prices or jail. Of course it didn't work 😂

The emphasis he puts on playing music too loud, like it’s the worst thing a human being could possibly do, gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best law school in the States? Believe it or not, Yale

I love how he's genuinely happy with how jail works

I literally trained my dog to go to her kennel when i say "right to jail"

I come back to this clip every few months and laugh the same amount every time

I love how in the background Leslies still getting yelled at

Fred Armisen killed this role.

“…because of jail” gets me every time 😂😂😂

The accent is spot on, and the attitude 🤣 The whole episode is hilarious!

Im Venezuelan, i write this from Jail. I will go to jail-jail.

This is one of those scenes where the humor isn't in the dialogue its in the performance of the dialogue. Its the accent and his mannerisms that make this hilarious.

"Right to jail, *right* away" for playing music too loud is so based

When he looks off in the distance at the end thinking about how awesome it is, that gets me every time. 0:42

Not giving the video thumbs up ? Believe it or not, jail.

everytime I hear the "undercook overcook" part I lose it

You play Monopoly, you go directly to jail.

The best part is that if you look closely the video has a bunch of timeskips, implying that these are just excerpts from a much longer rant about all the things he thinks should get someone sent to jail.

Damn the way he finds happiness in the overcooked undercooked comparison is masterful. I never heard of parks and rec but definitely watching it after this.

Under cook over cook lol

5/5 dentist approve of this message.

Literally Australia right now

Such a great country. They send everyone to Yale. I love it!

If you are here because of the Coronavirus meme, believe it or not, jail.

"Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists". 😂🤣😂

Gotta love that excitement in his eyes as he explains undercook overcook like as if it's some very well known concept that they've ingeniously utilized.

0:31 Gordon Ramsay approves.

You complain, jail.

"You undercook fish, believe it or not, right to jail"😂😂

I love Fred Armisen, and a great opportunity for him to show off how good he is with accents

0:21 I love how he gets more animated for the "playing music to loud" like it's the most egregious thing someone can do

And if you have enough money, believe it or not, bail. Right away.

“ you’re charging too high prices for Esweaturrs, you right to jail.” 🤣🤣🤣

This is how basically Qatar World Cup restrictions look like

Man that "because of jail" line at the end is so priceless.

As a Venezuelan, I'm incredibly jealous of the citizens of this fictional hellhole, at least they don't have to deal with buses playing loud, raunchy music

The overcook undercook hits diffy 😂

The way he says 'stealing' and 'sweaters' killed me.

esweaters

You laugh at this? Jail right away

I want to meet the person who has not been to jail once

Quite possibly the most original well written and funny minute of TV in some time. The whole episode is bangers

All I looked up to find this video was "jail right away"

Socializing during coronavirus, right to jail.

Australia atm lmao

My favorite part is how he puts so much emphasis on playing music too loud as a reason to go to jail lmaooooo

"We have the best patients in the world... because of jail" chef's kiss 💋 👌

The way he said “sweaters” made me die laughing 😅😂

Fred Armisen is gold, He always has the best comedic delivery

“You’re playing music to loud 👀 right to jail. Right away” 😂

Basically my entire knowledge of Venezuela comes from this episode of Parks and Rec.

ehuuusweaters

I wish there was a clock somewhere in the background so we could see how long it took them to get through all those takes of him ad libbing 😂

Easily one of the funniest moments in Parks & Rec history

“Under cook over cook” - dunno why but that line is fire

we have the best patients in the world...because of jail

Russia right now

Australian COVID laws

When his eyes got big after saying “right or jail, right away!” I lost it 😭😭😭

You talk to someone at the urinal, you right to jyail! (Fred Armisen has good accents)

I like how he doesn't even necessarily agree with the reasons.

The look of pride when he says “we have the best patients in the world…” 😂

One of the funniest scenes in television history 🙌🏾

Fred is spot on mainly because he is half Venezolano! Love him!

This mans acting is amazing lol the way he looks to the people next to him when he says "we have the best patients in the world *nods* because of jail" DEAD lmao

You overcook chicken, also jail 😂😂 that part always gets me

You are thtealing, right to jail.

The dentist thing actually happens in the army

"You buy a rubber duckie and do not play with it in bathtub...jail"

Sounds like teachers talking about parents…

Under cook over cook is my favourite part.

That smugness after he says "we have the best patients in the world" at 0:42 kills me every single time lol

This scene lives in my head rent free

This is living rent-free in my head. "Right to jail, right away!" 🤣

Going to Jail...believe it or not Jail, leaving the Jail... jail

This was the first kind of moment that made me realise how good parks and rec was, the first of many. Such a good show.

Baraqua honestly sounds like paradise, especially the prohibitions against loud music and overcooked chicken.

England's new speech laws

You rewatch this video because of the covid-19 memes. jail Right away.

When you sleep, you go to jail and when you don't, believe it or not, straight to jail.

This is probably the best scene in any show I have ever seen lol. I love that episode

Australia right now