Things Ron Swanson Hates | Parks and Recreation

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@123RM1000 3 жыл бұрын

“Please talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles” Ron’s laugh tho 😂

@mathgasm8484 2 жыл бұрын

He found common ground.

@JohnDRambo 2 жыл бұрын

Pure glee lol

@guywithatippmann 2 жыл бұрын

anybody else get stinkmeaner exorcism vibes from that line?

@Sherpiddy Жыл бұрын

Always love his little giggle

@vinnieg6161 Жыл бұрын

so wholesome

@romans5929 3 жыл бұрын

i would pay to see a film of Ron Swanson and Dwight Shrute to meet lmao

@golden50920 3 жыл бұрын

YES we need this

@natereg9747 3 жыл бұрын

It’d be like watching bears, eat beets, while woodshopping battle star galactica wood sculptures...

@darthcactusthewise4238 3 жыл бұрын

The two shows might take place in the same universe, they use a saber printer at some point in Parks and Rec. If they do collide, I'd love to see Ann Perkins and Karen Filippelli meet. It would be so awkward lol

@burpostockings 3 жыл бұрын

lol ron swanson is what Dwight wishes he was.

@Sunday8916 3 жыл бұрын

@@Buffalochickencalzone Bro 100% Holt !!!

@jacksongibbs8998 3 жыл бұрын

Ron looks so proud when April throws the vegan "bacon" in the garbage.

@purpleboiee9065 2 жыл бұрын

his look is just: i have taught you well, my student.

@danielkim4247 2 жыл бұрын

Daughter

@harrylongabaugh7402 2 жыл бұрын

It was a truly heroic deed. No one should ever eat that vile stuff.

@yeef3493 2 жыл бұрын

I. Saw tatt. Part too

@otakop67 2 жыл бұрын

As we all should be.

@Midwesttroglodyte 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Ron starts off kinda irritated by Typhoon, but later he ends being the man's Best Man

@davidmoncholi6746 Жыл бұрын

That is so cute

@rosebyanyname Жыл бұрын

The cruelest thing Chris ever did on this show was know that Ron was expecting steak and STILL planned to serve him a hunk of mushroom.

@gregorymoore2877 Жыл бұрын

And on top of that, he called it "just as good as the food from here (Mulligan's)"

@OverlandOne Жыл бұрын

A fungus can NEVER be as good as a steak. Everyone knows that...except possibly Chris, ha ha.

@MaggieKeizai Жыл бұрын

There was also that time that instead of a cake, he brought a "vegetable loaf" to a party. Ron's reaction to that was so righteous. "So, not only does this exist, but you have DEPRIVED everyone of CAKE."

@addisonwelsh Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I like Chris, but he was stereotypical inconsiderate vegetarian at times… most times

@theway3031 Жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson is a legend

@sabrina.h2737 4 жыл бұрын

Ron without a mustache is like looking at some kind of evil twin. He scares me.

@unwind6126 3 жыл бұрын

where you see him without moustache?

@emmaray6215 3 жыл бұрын

@@unwind6126, the “Ron and Tammys” episode

@sumvs5992 3 жыл бұрын

@@emmaray6215 and the episode where he had sex with (his wife but the one that is a stable relationship)

@jonathangault6465 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Tmillea 2 жыл бұрын

Swanson or Dunn?

@blazerbeavs2333 Жыл бұрын

"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." One of my favorites.🤣

@abbie.mp4 5 жыл бұрын

ron’s reaction to when april calls him a vegetarian LMAO

@infiniLor 2 жыл бұрын

.... Softy-pants McHuggable

@andrewglass9706 3 жыл бұрын

What's really funny about the opening scene is that even though Sam Elliot plays an old hipster, his character in The Ranch is pretty much Ron Swanson, lol

@juanpablocervantes3103 3 жыл бұрын

Seeing him in Parks after finishing The Ranch, it's pretty weird

@bluecoin3771 2 жыл бұрын

It must’ve hurt him spiritually to play against type.

@RonJohn63 2 жыл бұрын

@@bluecoin3771 it must be easy, since, you know... *he's an actor.*

@somersetcace1 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, it's pretty cool when just the person you cast, aside from their acting, makes all the jokes funnier. Kind of like seeing Cristopher Walken dancing around in a Fatboy Slim music video and doing it well.

@zombieboah3152 2 жыл бұрын

@@RonJohn63 Wait he was acting this whole time?

@gisforhungry 3 жыл бұрын

Ron bonding with the hairdresser is everything

@AlexWasHere8 3 жыл бұрын

The skim milk quote was my senior quote btw

@Ibelikemj 3 жыл бұрын

You baker mayfield? Lol

@thecouchpotatoes13 3 жыл бұрын

lmao same here

@seththomas9105 2 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you, son.

@DJBillionator 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing in this life is Original. "Everything under the sun has been done, twice." *Grandma* (RIP)

@SomewhereInIndiana1816 2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome 👍👍👍

@arowhite 3 жыл бұрын

The two Rons relation is hilarious. Each time vegan-Ron speaks of spiritualism, nature, peace, I feel fish-is-practically-a-vegetable-Ron rage through my screen

@isaiahdebuck4097 2 жыл бұрын

Hes so calming when he speaks tho

@Kinobambino 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahdebuck4097 ik it sounds like he's really putting wisdom in my mind

@gregorymoore2877 2 жыл бұрын

He was vegan then, but he was working his way to freakin' vegan.

@SighNaps Жыл бұрын

In case you weren't aware, there is an irony to the casting choices of both characters. Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson) is a progressive man in reality. Where as Ron Dunn (Sam Elliot) has been playing cowboys and gunslingers in Westerns for almost 40 years and is in reality a staunch libertarian. They had the creative progressive who adores poetry play the self sufficient conservative archetype. Where as the epitome of a new age humanitarian is played by a man who's career in film revolved around killing people and who is an actual libertarian cattle rancher. Knowing this makes the dichotomy (IMHO) between them even more hilarious.

@mr.novemberfoxtrot3406 Жыл бұрын

They start off hating each other but by the end of the movie they are co-owners of a Chuck E Cheese franchise

@benformation8123 3 жыл бұрын

08:46 Notice how the steaks get smaller the younger he gets.

@arizonarangershat3831 3 жыл бұрын

Awe that’s a nice little detail, I never noticed that before, thanks for pointing it out!

@Michael-cs3uj 2 жыл бұрын

But the first steak was small

@benformation8123 2 жыл бұрын

@@Michael-cs3uj Not as small as the others.

@totalynota2ndaccount18 3 жыл бұрын

“I hate you. So much.” One of my favorite Ron lines

@micahtritscher951 5 жыл бұрын

"Awww for me?", "Don't sas me"

@BlueLeopard200 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm writing an electronic opera about Britney Murphy and I'm doing the chandelier design for my friend's dry puppet show" "No further questions"

@henrycollins2478 3 жыл бұрын

Drag puppet show

@jagbrit3723 2 жыл бұрын

It's like a different language. Bless em

@TheLincolnrailsplitt 2 жыл бұрын

😅

@notwerkinginthishouse8634 3 жыл бұрын

Him throwing out the computer was iconic

@waldenwonders 3 жыл бұрын

“Death makes brothers of us all.” - Ron Dunn

@km7741 5 жыл бұрын

I once said it on another video but i say it again. I need a 10 hour version of Ron asking for vegan bacon and throwing it in the trash.

@milii0013 5 жыл бұрын

Nivek Rellüm I didn’t know I needed it until you said it. Thank you.

@FireDramine7 5 жыл бұрын

@Amb Amb I hear a triggered snowflake

@PHATB0Y20 4 жыл бұрын

Nivek Rellüm and I most likely called you stupid fucking moron in that last video so I’ll say it again

@Nutsaur 4 жыл бұрын

@Amb Amb Here comes the boo, all dressed in boo, boo Amb Amb, boo booo.

@DontKnowHowToTypeIn2 4 жыл бұрын

@Baelor Mournfang source on this ridiculous claim?

@paulelliott3220 5 жыл бұрын

Ron's laugh is a true thing of majesty Best character but followed very closely by the rest of the Parks crew Brilliant

@pianotutorialseasy 5 жыл бұрын

Because it doesn't occur to often it becomes more precious. Same for characters who are hardened and claim never to shed a tear... When they do it is so much more special than when normal characters cry.

@nottyler6776 4 жыл бұрын

Sam Elliot without a mustache is a change that I don’t like

@p.z.arnott2329 4 жыл бұрын

Same. It's so weird

@ninjalukehutch_1828 3 жыл бұрын

Change is the only constant compadre

@burpostockings 3 жыл бұрын

His moustache realized he was a no good hippy and crawled off his face lol

@rondunlop985 3 жыл бұрын

And any clear liquor

@thelonewolf2476 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@justinliaw3613 4 жыл бұрын

April calling Ron "Softy Pants McHuggable". Only she can do that and get away with it. OK only April and Leslie.

@Nyanpuddi 4 жыл бұрын

no only april

@laursieloise 3 жыл бұрын

everyone’s talking about sam elliot not having a mustache but my brain is so used to him having one that i just imagined one on him and didn’t even notice till i saw the comments

@nuranura3546 2 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@AColonDashSix 2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@clockworkNate Жыл бұрын

It's so weird, I too thought he had one in this show when watching the clips too.. just went back to see and yup no mustache lol

@alsd8294 Жыл бұрын

He does not have one in Justified in the last season and until he spoke I could not place him. It does throw you off!

@ceantiz 5 жыл бұрын

Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk 😂😂 4:24

@TheTrueVirus22 5 жыл бұрын

There´s only one thing i hate more than people who just plain copy something that is being said in the video and type it in as their comment. People who aren´t even able to qoute it correctly and put emojis at the end.

@ceantiz 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrueVirus22 at least "those kind of people" add a reaction so its considered a feedback

@TheTrueVirus22 5 жыл бұрын

@@ceantiz Well kinda true but it's pretty sad that you would consider a plain copy of something said in a video as "feedback" and then don't even care enough to get the wording right.

@ceantiz 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrueVirus22 I'm talking about the laughing emoji which means that I was laughing to that particular joke in the video, so I think it's funny therefore it's a feedback. And what did I say wrong am curious? 🤔

@TheTrueVirus22 5 жыл бұрын

@@ceantiz "skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk." Yeah it's funny dude but i think everybody saw it everbody heard it. I just don't get these comments that's all. Under every compilation video of anything some people feel the urge to just qoute the video which ist the most uncreative and stupid thing ever. I usually read the comments and hope for funny comments or opinions about certain things but 80% is just people writing a single line from the video i just watched. You are the first and only person i replied to who does that and i just needed to say at least once, that it's absolutely stupid.

@DestroyerWill 2 жыл бұрын

These actors were so perfectly cast. The script so well written. What a great show.

@ethansargent 3 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced the only reason Ron didn't throttle him over the mushrooms was due to hunger weakening him.

@MarquesLKing 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh there's no steak. That's a healthier option" It's at this point Chris's head barely missed having a pair of bbq tongs lodged permanently through his orifices.

@tetrulz 4 жыл бұрын

"look at me just a kid" 😂😂😂 so cute.

@clockworkNate Жыл бұрын

Every time Ron giggles like that it stokes the fire in my soul and I feel all warm inside. ☺️

@hittingyouoverthehead 2 жыл бұрын

I am a vegetarian myself and even I was pissed off at Chris at the last one. You don't promise a hungry man his favorite meal and then give him what you consider to be an "Healthy Alternative". That's the perfect storm to trigger his inner rage monster. I am surprised Ron remained calm there.

@ziyaadahmed1417 5 жыл бұрын

Sam Elliott's voice is hypnotic

@LaceLoop 3 жыл бұрын

Thunder dipped in Honey. It’s magical.

@loitlois 5 жыл бұрын

The bangs part will always crack me up 2:39 😂

@Frost--go2ze 4 жыл бұрын

What episode is that! 😂

@canyoubelieve2167 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@adamsanter9385 3 жыл бұрын

I keep running into the "Vegan Bacon" segment with Ron and April binning that garbage, it never gets old

@robinita46853 3 жыл бұрын

Mentoring April, keeping things the same, getting awards for his woodworking, investing in scotch. These are Ron’s goals he was able to achieve even if he didn’t dismantle the government.

@DinsRune 3 жыл бұрын

I want a sitcom about Ron and Typhoon being roommates.

@JoeyLevenson 3 жыл бұрын

He liked Typhoon. He was at his wedding, I think as best man. The beauty of the Ron character. He hated what he hated. He wasn’t a stereotype.

@violetdusk1968 2 жыл бұрын

It would be like the odd couple but even better because of Ron Swanson

@JoeBlobA Жыл бұрын

He has way too much gold to ever want or need a roommate

@rileyjenkins3150 3 жыл бұрын

Watching sam elliot be a calm cool hippy is brilliant compared to his normal routine and I love it.

@virulentstalker9014 4 жыл бұрын

"Please talk more about how you hate Europe and Bicycles."

@jakob9614 4 жыл бұрын

Still better than the US

@tragic_solitude7992 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he hates Europe lol

@neinnein6324 3 жыл бұрын

@@jakob9614 WHAT

@neinnein6324 3 жыл бұрын

@R Owen ohohohoho Vive la france

@normalperson659 3 жыл бұрын

@@jakob9614 Meh.

@dingdawng 2 жыл бұрын

I love how no matter the quality and personality of a person, ron can grow fond of them as long as they share his interests or are just good people. Even if they are polar opposites in terms of people, like the hair stylist and leslie.

@dublplus3332 4 жыл бұрын

Traffic lights, post office... Bring all this crumbling to the ground. Love it

@SonOfFudge 5 жыл бұрын

Please, talk more of how you hate Europe and bicycles Ron Swanson is a god. “Eliminate the Post Officice”

@watchit8064 5 жыл бұрын

Europe > America

@zoeysnow8451 5 жыл бұрын

@@watchit8064 such an insecure boi

@watchit8064 5 жыл бұрын

@@zoeysnow8451 you're insecure if you think my comment was insecure

@kunglao32 5 жыл бұрын

and what makes america better then europe? The criminal rate or the number of prisoners , because thats the only thing america is number 1.

@kitsunekami1515 5 жыл бұрын

@@kunglao32 its a joke chill

@wholelottared6166 5 жыл бұрын

I wish there were more seasons.

@harvski1232 5 жыл бұрын

Prajen Dangxol I think seven is enough mate

@nadalcollins5532 4 жыл бұрын

harvski 123 no way near enough

@MachiavellisThePrince 4 жыл бұрын

The final season was unwatchable. They had a solid run and it's better to have our memories and binge watching sessions.

@Figs3 4 жыл бұрын

@@MachiavellisThePrince still better than season 1. I couldn't even finish it. I just skip right to season 2 every time.

@ramonmarte8576 3 жыл бұрын

At least we got a good ending

@nerfmia 5 жыл бұрын

if this was things April hate it would only be a second long. “Everything”

@sj_leee4995 5 жыл бұрын

except andy and the grand canyon

@danielleza908 4 жыл бұрын

She doesn't hate animals though.

@thatcutegameotaku 4 жыл бұрын

@@sj_leee4995 and ron swanson

@avinotion 5 жыл бұрын

8:13 I don't know how many times I've seen this, but they way she gets it and throws it always makes me laugh

@BruceWayne-nf5wo 4 жыл бұрын

What I love more is that Ron later on becomes Typhoon's best man.

@eelcoblaauw6689 4 жыл бұрын

8:28 'Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?' XD

@SquatPenguin2 3 жыл бұрын

"Dont sas me" that's gotta be one if the best parts.

@don0giorgio 5 жыл бұрын

The best damn character. Period

@can9929 5 жыл бұрын

Softy Pants McHuggable

@harvski1232 5 жыл бұрын

C like a big old teddy bear

@debbiejames2036 2 жыл бұрын

I would willingly watch hours of Ron Swanson getting his hair cut while talking to typhoon.

@rarma 5 жыл бұрын

*Don't sass me!!*

@erikjmoore 7 ай бұрын

So great! Ron & April throwing out the vegan bacon is one of the best scenes ever... 🤣🤣🤣

@melissaagawin1119 4 жыл бұрын

*I NEVER KNEW WHAT BANGS ARE AND I DONT INTEND TO LEARN*

@cnightly3824 5 жыл бұрын

This is the counterpart of “b99 - Everything terry loves”

@Thunda1986 5 жыл бұрын

Are you even supposed to listen to Sam Elliot if he doesn't have a mustache???

@danielmallory4687 3 жыл бұрын

Close your eyes and you get a mustache

@annjay2581 5 жыл бұрын

If I had to marry a character from this show, I would choose Ron. My name's not Tammy tho, sadly

@zandom5564 5 жыл бұрын

If you're Xena thats ok

@Doctor-Fate 5 жыл бұрын

well you're an Ann, so basically he won't even remember your name :D

@amencc5369 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're right, Jenny.

@theunbalancedcharge2077 3 жыл бұрын

As a straight man, you made the best choice

@gregorymoore2877 Жыл бұрын

Well your name is Ann, so he would probably just call you "the nurse"

@dyal91189 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone not see that Ron initiated the conversation with Typhoon? He never wanted to know about his "workplace associates" lives, but here he is asking a brand new person about what he likes to do for fun. It's amazing how much he's grown through out the series

@gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519 3 жыл бұрын

I love Ron’s laugh!

@tr1bs369 4 жыл бұрын

7:32. And thus, a meme was born

@unwind6126 3 жыл бұрын

I am here beacuse of the memes and gif..otherwise I couldn't know about this amazing Ron Swanson..

@lewimillionzYT 2 жыл бұрын

Ron's little giggle is adorable so out of character for someone so stoic

@nerfherder4284 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Sam Elliott's character is the opposite of every one he's every played.

@oxid71 5 жыл бұрын

Is that handsome spiritual cowboy that cowboy from big lebowski?

@beesechurger2927 5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@bonbonpony 4 жыл бұрын

Sam Elliott. He's THE cowboy.

@megatron2171 4 жыл бұрын

Remember the ghost rider before nicholas cage in ghost rider movie?

@david4rancibia34 2 жыл бұрын

Ron bonding with a hair saloon guy but hating Ron Dunn is the weirdest most fun thing ever

@fakeblah7209 5 жыл бұрын

You forgot Canada! "It says Canada, f*** you." and when Wendy asked him if he wanted to move to Canada with her.

@PhilhellenicAgori 5 жыл бұрын

only thing rons wrong aboot

@darthkek1953 4 жыл бұрын

@@PhilhellenicAgori a socialist hellhole run by a literal Racial Minstrel.

@jeremy2787 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the moment where Chris brought a vegetable loaf instead of a cake to April's wedding

@aust7n905 2 жыл бұрын

Ron’s view of government is consistently superb 🙌

@nonotreallyok 4 жыл бұрын

Ron and April make an awesome comedy duo lol

@shanethrelfall416 3 жыл бұрын

You’ve given me food that my food eats 😂👌🏼❣️

@brinyxd3684 5 жыл бұрын

I would have the same reaction if it turns out that there was mushrooms instead of steaks

@dustinquinton 4 ай бұрын

I just stumbled upon Ron. I have never watched Parks and Rec, but if I would have seen this sooner, I probably would have watched every show. This guy is hilarious!

@hiderz 5 жыл бұрын

The two Rons' relationship is something special

@demirg1421 5 жыл бұрын

Adaam Hidrey Tottenham.

@wildcat8797 3 жыл бұрын

Who cuts your hair? Ron: *“Nobody. Whenever my hair feels like it’s completed it’s journey it simply sheds itself off.”* One of the most low-key hilarious quotes from P&R 😂. Kind of like Craig’s random “I WANNA GO HORSEBACK RIDDING!” Super underrated

@smokeyeo 2 жыл бұрын

7:40 I just really like how hes introduced to diane as just any other schmuck - life will change for you where it will, first impressions be damned

@104thMaverick 5 жыл бұрын

The theme song is so feel good!

@masterstumpy3583 2 жыл бұрын

I wish we had a Ron Swanson in the real life Govt lol.

@chrisu.6649 2 жыл бұрын

2:09 I can't breathe LOL

@brianallman4 5 жыл бұрын

8:04 magical bin disappears and reappears

@prajjwaljaiswal4448 5 жыл бұрын

I know what you're about 😂

@bonbonpony 4 жыл бұрын

Ron is testing your vigilance ;>

@DsLink1306 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Sam Elliot doesn't have his iconic mustache while sitting next to Ron Swason is just criminal..

@jackilling4921 5 жыл бұрын

We need more people on this earth like Ron

@johnnymossville 2 жыл бұрын

The look of joy when she followed Ron in throwing that fake bacon away. LOL

@MUSIC-ix7ol 5 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson for President

@moncorp1 4 жыл бұрын

5:00 Truer words were never spoken.

@thetarcio 3 жыл бұрын

9:40 that face hahahahahaha

@Jedthesecond 5 жыл бұрын

*Show us Dr. Richard Nygard*

@atom_bomb_77 3 жыл бұрын

Chris bothers me...like I get he is a good guy and I love him overall, but when someone asks you to bring a cake or expects a steak dinner. Don’t bring a vegetable loaf or make them grilled mushrooms...it’s just rude to force your lifestyle on others.

@NormalWinterFox 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I was just as pissed as Ron when Chris brought the vegetable loaf because April and Andy asked for a cake which was for their wedding. He truly deprived everyone of cake during a special occasion

@Delightfully_Bitchy 2 жыл бұрын

That's kind of a theme of the show: Most of the cast has certain values and forced them onto other people, despite them getting upset when other people has done vice-versa. That's life for you, let alone government work.

@harrylongabaugh7402 2 жыл бұрын

Steak is much healthier than a vegetable loaf. Chris is a vile human being.

@Delightfully_Bitchy 2 жыл бұрын

@@harrylongabaugh7402 Only because you're less likely to get smacked for bringing steak to a bbq. :P

@Devilish98 2 жыл бұрын

@@Delightfully_Bitchy actually meat is far more nutrient dense and contains several amino acids as well as fats that are essential to maintaining the myelin sheath on your neurons. Plants are almost always inferior to meat in every conceivable way

@Laszlovic 3 жыл бұрын

1:15 "Trust me", lips don't even move

@davidcarter6659 Жыл бұрын

"Softy pants Mchuggables"🤣🤣 April was the best.

@sigmoidsharer3012 3 жыл бұрын

that giggle

@neinnein6324 3 жыл бұрын

I like both of the Ron’s lol

@doorlord1521 10 ай бұрын

0:33 Andy knows his soul is brand new lmao

@leegibson5469 2 жыл бұрын

Ron is my spirit animal.

@thearkhamtropeognathus2181 3 жыл бұрын

“I am not not going to win nothing.” Best line!

@lorenzogershani7481 2 жыл бұрын

First scene. I always found it so ironic that Swanson, who's signature piece is his beautiful mustache. Sam Eliot who is also known for having the greatest mustache in the world, had it shaved off. Not to mention the nod to the Big Lebowski where his character gives advice to the Dude and is asked if its an eastern thing and he replies 'far from it'. Yet here it IS an Eastern philosophy with which he consoles Ron. I know I m probably alone on this one 😂