FIRST? PINNED? HII GREEN!!!

green: *shoots our abusive husband and literally kills him* also green: *IMMEDIATELY STARTS FLIRTING*

Us: scared of our husband Green: Kills him Us: Confused af Green: starts flirting

Her husband reminds me of mine. ALL men like that meet the same end. My husband was 27 when he found his. I wish I had the guts to get away myself. None the less, someone gave me the same opening and I will FOREVER be great full to them for it.

"I enjoy using you for the meat you are." EXCUSEY ME!?!?!? IT'S GIVING SOME CANNIBALIS-

The originality in this acting is top-notch. This video deserves an Oscar award

2:23 is when the Shitty Husband™ dies and stops yelling, for anyone else who may want to watch but can't handle the noise. The only thing you will have missed in this time is a teensy lore drop; Agent Green is actually former Agent Green, and it's thought that he followed Listener home after they snuck out. That's all! Be safe, enjoy the comfort. 💙

Him:take your heels off Me the rest of the vid:👁👄👁 👠👠

Green: I am a hitman. My brain: Ah, I was wondering when you’d get here Agent 47.

The audio: *gunshots* Me: *looks out the window* is that fireworks outside?

I could hear the discomfort in your voice when you were playing the "husband" character. Must've been upsetting to insult listener like that. You did a good job! I loved the video very much!

You know the way that people have those voices that are just really calming and comforting? Found it.

Okay hear me out. WHAT IF the listener was the TRUE mastermind and the husband was just a pawn to lure out mr hitman to then kill him when he least expects it? Wouldn't that be a good twist? Anyway, great audio as always! The plot is different and I quite enjoyed it. Thank you Green 💚

You know it’s actually kinda funny that the abusive husband sounds like a Russian army soldier.

This was really good! I smiled so hard when Green killed the husband. The listener and the other wives aren't having to deal with his bs anymore. Amazing work! Make sure to take good care of yourself! 💚💚

Such an enjoyable audio! Your acting is so good. I hope we get a part 2 of this story. You did amazing with this! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍃💛

"where were you?" "at UR mom's house EUEUEUEUE"

green: drink the water Me: nah you. you might have spiked it Green: Im sorry i spiked it with a sedative 👀

What a compassionate, kind assassin. Unexpected. And so talkative. I mean, I don't know many...well, any.... but he seems like a nice guy. Does he need a partner? I'm sure he can train me. ^^

I am russian and those screams just killed me This is really meme sound and i just can't😭😭😭😭

Man, i really appreciate this today. After two fillings and my knee dislocating, getting to chill out and listen to your smooth, wonderful voice is just the best medicine. Wonderful work as always 🖤🖤

*hears the russian lines over the telecom/intercom* Me: YEAHH!!! NOSTALGIA (also just me loving them being used in things, like "google blyat", still hilarious and so stupid 😂🤣) Husband: Agent Green My brain: *Mr Green commercial*

Because of 1, I can't unhear it... the husband and, or the henchmen, they kinda sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger .. APD APPROVED Fun fact: According to a Japanese study, looking at cute animal pictures can boost your focus. Until we meet again

Green: drink this water, your lips are dry Me, who just put on lip gloss: um you're wrong sir

thanks for the trigger warning still gonna watch and love your content always💜

Wow you never fail to amaze me!

BRO THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN HE WAS SHOT 😭 ITS TOO FUNNY

Oooh this is amazing! Loved it so much hope we get a part two🥰

Okay Green, shooting your shot in more ways than one I see.

Amazing Audio as always Green 💕 Stay hydrated 💚

I fucking screamed when I heard his voice ✨Beautiful✨... The acting 😩😩😩chiefs kiss😘

also thank you for the Tw bc whenever i get yelled at i start crying bc of trauma.. but i stayed for your voice

Hello! thank you for making these they always make me feel calm and relaxed. Even if there is violent parts.

I love that your videos are more unique than the rest and you have a very nice voice

whenever i listen to stuff like this, i always try and imagine the VA is saying “he” or “they” instead of “she”. then, when i think im doing well, i hear “take your heels off” and then have to quickly reimagine everything, the only difference being that the listener that im imagining is wearing heels. 😂

Knew it was gonna be laced. It’s a favorite move, to put listener out, among certain people *cough cough* I like where this script is going. And I like that listener didnt really cower from him after he killed their “husband”. I was really expecting it. That was some timing though, like, when did homie have time to lace the water-

Damn, Green! This audio is incredible and your characters are on point! Btw, I want to wish you my belated happy birthday, dear. A tight hug for you and may your week be simply amazing. 🤗🎉

The spitting and choking on the whiskey! LOL This was like an Archer level assassination. Kills husband. Promptly starts flirting.

Dammit, you made me drop all my nice cold whiskey stones! Have fun scavenging them off the floorboards after you carry me out of your car, Ex-Agent Green! That's what you get for putting roofies in my water...

This is great! Can't wait for episode 2! I mean I can but I'm excited for it. Just take the time you need to take care of yourself.

Yet another masterpiece ✨️

Idk why but the husband reminds me of dr nefario from despicable me😂

Hi Green. I’m 3hrs late. Forgive me btw thanks for the new audio. Most definitely needs a part 2 😊

I love the part of the background of the Russians screaming 1:19

Green ! A CLIFFHANGER 👀😮?! You know how to keep us on edge 😉🖤

Green: Do you know where he keeps his nuclear missiles? Me: *HIS WHA-* Wait.... He's gonna want to make the world go kablooey?! Noice. Glad he's dead tho lmao

please post a second part of this i love it!!! 😻💕💕💕

Ok ok so The video has 2 tws Gunshots and Loud yelling sounds (by the husband) So incase anyone wants to skip those, the timestamp is 2:23 Oh and another gunshot around 10:40 And incase u want a summary of what happened till that point The name of your husband is Mr. Dubrovski (i think, hope i didn't spell it wrong), who is being chased by a lot of people like the Fbi and whatnot. He's yelling at you for going out without his permission when his right hand calls him and tells him there's an intruder who they can't identify, and that he thinks this intruder followed you (the wife) back here. Some gunshots can be heard in the distance as Dubrovski's men try to fight him off. Meanwhile, he slaps the listener and grabs a hold of them in order to use them as a meatshield (ik messed upppp). Then the intruder enters the scene and introduces himself as former agent green (I'm guessing there's a reference to a previous video there), then shoots down Dubrovski. And it continues from there :)

This sounds like some video game storyline

This was a really good audio!! You absolutely nailed the acting and sound effects at the beginning too! Out of curiosity, is this gonna be a series or is it just a singular audio? I’m happy either way, the ending just piqued my curiosity 😅

Squeel... awe... I miss listening... Its been too long thanks for your content goes well with painting in a noisy city

Green: kills are husband Also Green: is nice to us

It's kind of you to add trigger warning. Going by the comments, its gonna be good! edit: now, when you put forward a proposition like that, who am I to refuse? One of the things I admire about your work is how well rounded the characters are. Yes, this assassin flirted with the woman who just watched her husband get killed but he does everything to reassure her about impending threats. This also probably shows how gullible I am and likely will get kidnapped by one of your characters. hehe

The accent of the husband just kill me 😂😂😂😭

1:20 - я очень удивилась русской речи... он так смешно говорил)))

This is so good! :)

These are fine to fall asleep to lol

I'm doing again but this time at my moms appointment. -The brave person

О нет, опять русская мафия натворила делов 😭

😁I need a part two right now

I think this became my fav one

We all need a hero. I knew I could count on you to save the day.😉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

Hiiii greeeennnnn!!! I hope you are having a good day! :>

Why, Mr. Green, I believe you have now a companion.

Hi Green! I'm here again :] And i'm glad to say that this was a lovely audio, like always, i loved the idea, and how you interpreted it. I could pay just for knowing this exists, but i'm afraid i have no words to describe this wonderful audio how it deserves it, how you deserve it. Love you and all your audios ♡

I'm sorry i know this is supposed to be serious but why tf was i laughing at the way the abusive husband was speaking 💀

Great One Mr.Green💚It

Terrific story! Is this the same [former] Agent Green that took his partner to Paris once they found out he was an Agent? Or a different Agent Green? Either way, Chapter 2 please! :)

I'm in love with your voice can you do goth boy helps you p2?...?🌞✨💕

"Woman" I thought this was m4a tho?- no problem tho.

p.s we need a pt 2!!pleaseeee

2:05 “I already have what I want” *green grabs abusive husband dude and starts making out* I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Hello green this video is great I love your imagination and your design skills keep up the good work I think you are a very talented and skilled ASMR artist and I can see how much you enjoy making this content. I am very curious about something I hope you don't mind but can I ask you a very personal question? what is your sexual orientation in real life?

I broke a plate, him insulting me scared me 😭 😂

Dimitri: Should we send in reinforcements? Me: Obviously? Husband: Obviously! Me: Dead ass, where's the cameras-

I was surprised when I heard Russian words and a Russian surname! Это классно :)

Dammit I KNEW he was gonna drug us

Green: In 30 seconds I will be driving out of here, will you be with me? Me: Can I be shot instead?

Will I be in the car too?--Only if I’m driving 😎🚗💨

GREEEN ILYSM😭🫶

ps wee need a pt 2 pleaseeeeeee

When hes a murderer but hes GreenLeafAudios: im colourblind 🚩🚩🚩🚩

I have my thought process as my character Kenna when I listen to this subject of ASMR Boyfriend. (*INITIATE KENNA’S POV*) Green:He doesn’t shut up, does he? Me:He nev- Green:Well, now he has. Permanently. Me:Ah. Wel- Green:hello. Me:*EXCUSE ME SIR-* Green:I must thank you. He has been wanted for a very long time. But he was very hard to track down. Me:… Green:But it is known he has many wives. I recognized you from the files. Me:Soooo…you basically used me as bait to kill my husband? Cool. That’s just FINNNEEEEEE…. Green:Your looks…are very distinguishable. Me:*UM EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE DETAIL????*

YEEEEEEEEES

"cuh-piller-ees" cap-pill-air-ees

I need pt 2

Me: *thinking the husband is green* Green: *green shows up* ME: What?! Husband: *cusses* Me: *still confused*

Dubrowsky, so close to Dąbrowsky 😔✊

💚💚

Russian man:D This is so funny🤣

Why did I giggle at the voice at the start

Me when he started flirting right after he killed him: bruh 💀🪦

I didn't know he was British

I’ll be loving you, always with a love that’s true

hi green i liike the differnt voices

Why do I like people raging at me I think I have emo issues

WINKLE THE WEREWOLF

.... Ima day late Hello love ur videos

Well shît I remember my father abuse me. Well I will forget it I love whiskey! Who would never like whiskey Love your videos 💚💚💜♥️🖤💙🧡💛✨

Me, hearing my native language in ASMR 💀💀💀🤧 Waiting for Onegin after Dubrovsky