When you pass the drug test without studying.

Did I still drink beer. WHAT 😂

Bol Bol is 7'2 and got tested for scoring 16 points and 10 rebounds. Did the NBA expect him to score 2 points?

Well at least your team had an indoor facility!

“Indulge in vitamins” 😂😂😂

It’s amazing how often he makes me forget he was a punter the way he describes his play I’m thinkin he’s Mahomes “breakin records” ye lets get this man in the hall

Jon Jones has probably done 100s of drug tests

Maybe they were "randomly" picking the guy they knew would always test clean! A place I worked at never picked the guys everybody knew were dirty, they always picked the people that went to Sunday school and such. If they kept picking the dirty ones, soon they wouldn't have a work force!!!

The bengals don’t have an indoor practice facility.

I just watched your highlights Pat and I'm just gonna say you're one of my favorite special teams players and you're one of my favorite podcast personalities. You have an incredible personality and the swagger you brought to special teams was unmatched.

Oh man this entire clip is hilarious 🤣

One thing i learned from Blue Mountain State... special teamers are special people lmfao

Pats “vitamin” stories are classic

I was in the 82nd Airborne Division from 01-04 and had almost the exact thing happen to me. I was always on the "random" list. I wore it like a badge of honor that even Uncle Sam knew who liked to have a good time. And just to let you know I also passed them all.

Nba trying to stop Bol Bol because he is to much of a beast

They drug tested him because he looked like he could be the next GOAT

Beaarrrrr, pizza, wings, goat meals

“Take some phone calls from some randoms” lol way to make us feel important pat

One of my college teammates got lucky....they told him right there that it was too diluted instead of the next day.

Makes me wonder if these drug testing companies keep the piss of athletes😂

I got tested 2 weeks into my freshman year as a quarterback at Stanford. I was like a hundred 80 lb and pretty darn week. It was random and I got tagged but I was like, really? I don't even think I can barely bench 2 plates at the time. Maybe I should have used your eyes, LOL, no, but I did end up riding the bench!

didnt know mcafee was such a vitamin lover, just makes me love him more

Can't believe I just listened to someone talk about taking a piss for 5 minutes... Bravo.

I could listen to Pat Mac. All day😂

“Are we good this year?” 😂

Did I still take uppers?! WHAT😂

I love me some Pat Mac. But I’ve got some new found respect for him all around. After the way handled the Cole train blow up. Pat Mac should be working for ESPN

The chemistry of the boys and Pat is too dope

One of my favorite moments watching Pat play is when he recovered his own onside kick

I spent 25 years as a licensed operator of a nuclear plant and noticed everyone's "random" test always happened after a vacation. You were a victim of the random god during the year but if you took any vacation time you could be certain that the random god would point at you within 2 days of coming back.

Haha 'big fan of vitamins' 🤣👍🏾

Pat should have Brian Scalabrine on. They’re like the exact same athlete in respect to their individual sport. (In context to game influence and character, Pat was an amazing punter.

1 beer WHAT 2 beer WHAT 3 beer WHAT

He balled out yesterday...really odd line ups tho

My friend played against bowl bowl in middle school in Pleasant Hill MO

The pain of trying to remember. 3:11 That's a goddamn mood.

Just had a lightbulb go off: -NFL has to test "random" players to say "we're cracking down on steroids" -If they get a ton of positives, is that good or bad for the league? -Who would you test if you want to get the highest % clean piss? Kickers.

He was talking about Landry. Lol.

HAHAHA this is gold! best football show ever!

Crazy to see you good the boys have gotten at the WHADDD as a group

Hold up, is that a piece of the Aggro Crag!?! Started watching because of the recent Aaron Rodgers interviews, staying because of how amazing these guys are. Keep up the great work!

I love this dude

I love Pat just talking truth

After all that testing his aim improved so much he doesn't have to lift the toilet seat up anymore.

yeah I heard this JRE podcast too

What What What Stone cold af 🤣🤣🤣

Something about this guys seems like hes a real good down to earth guy.

Not enough times... a few more and BAM!

Auston Matthews was tested 4 times in one month, His rookie season. This kid scored 4 goals in his first game as a Maple Leaf. The NHL tested him right after that game. Because he is a beast and made grown man look like a bunch of High School kids. Auston Matthews passed every time, and laughed about the fact he was not even older enough to even drink a beer. That was a funny story, because Auston is a very funny person and reminds me of Pat the way he tells stories. Auston is a better Hockey player than Pat, but Pat can kick a ball so hard he can probably break a football when he kicks. Great video my friend, you should apologize to Adam Pat, you were brutal on that fella.

"Wut!?" lolololol

Breaking a lot of records, lol.

they where talking bout bol bol if that man can put in the work like giannis did in the off season he is gonna be a beast

I like myself a lil mary jane once in a while (every couple hours) so i invested heavily into the Wizznator 5000 color matching strap on with clean sythentic urine. Works like a charm, you even show them the tip to ensure. 👍

Shout out the boyz

Shoutout to the boys. I love the stone cold WHAT!!

4:50 blaze it

great story 😂😂

I was 18 and had to take a drug test to get a job. I took couple of pills because I smoke weed and knew I would fail. They said they would call me when they get the results. I almost blew it by calling everyday asking if they got the results back yet. They told me the third day of calling that again they will call me and why im I so worried about the results. I said not worried, just eager to start.

He got tested after he laid out Trindon Holiday on a kickoff.

Military has same piss test. Guaranteed after every holiday break. Every Christmas break after year one you KNOW your getting tested when you get back, and have friends pop non stop.

Causal still think you should know 😂😂😂

Pat, I am in the Army and I am proud to say that my unit always comes negative for drugs. We joke about doing lines of coke and smoking a fatty lol.

I was always tested at work for 8 months straight when to HR and asked what was going on found out my boss was sending me because he knew I was clean and didn't want to show if there was a drug problem

The league was right to test him like that, a lot more weed for the rest of us.

I wonder if they same thing happened with will grier at Florida

At 61, I've been UA'd 8-10 times in my life. I failed once... damned embarrassing !

I guess that wasn't the year he took all the edibles in London.

Only 7th but much love!

Worked in military then commercial nuclear operations. You could be guaranteed to get a "random" drug test in the first day or two after a vacation.

"random tests" but somehow it's always after people have huge games

So they want y’all to be the best of the best and be impressive but when the best of the best do sum overly impressive they like “hold on 🧐”

8:56 - any wrestler after weigh ins

Bud light and adoral lol

I think Mike Brown needs random drug tests untill the Bengals get a indoor facility.

Love hearing these stories. Work with the Center for Ethics in Sports testing the junior World Championships for baseball. Loved getting non-English teams cause I used a translator and avoided a 19 yr old yelling at me (scrawny relief pitcher) cause it’s his second time in 3 games. 😂

Well it was ether the drug test or Troy lining up in c gap

Hilarious!!😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wonder if he takes any ‘supplements’ now 😂😂😂😂😂

I love you more bc you hit that mj lol

Ive only been tested once it was in college and that is a weird thing man I'm standing there trying to pee and ncaa official standing behind me watching me through a mirror. so weird

4:39 I believe pat refers to Laron Landry

I like how often they test, players should be allowed to smoke weed and do whatever, just no roiding.

In my work experience the people that got drug tested the most were the ones that pissed their boss off.

Random doesn’t mean they randomly pick your name out of a hat of every player.....it means they can test any player at any time they want. They openly admit its not “random” like we mean.

Isn’t this a reupload

What a Cool ass dude...

Dk Metcalf definitely got tested multiple times after hawking Buddha baker lmao

These guys are number guys. They affect book keeping for particular individuals; which is why the American Gaming Association wanted to enforce clean rules for testing.

Was this before or after London? Lol

who knows if my bud light has... a lil adderall in it

Won't even stretch, but got tested 8 times.

If he likes bol bol just wait until he hears about makur maker

Did they just have a paper made for everyone on the team and just “randomly” pick 5-6? It seems like that was the protocol.

as wild as you were PM dont be surprised that you were your drug tested lol

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!

he has only said this story 100 times

Was there a McAfee & Hawk?

A "random" drug test is a league avoiding openly accusing someone of doping. Doesn't damage the reputation of the player and the league can keep PEDs under check without the press involved

Hearing him talk about how roger goddell was slapping him in the face if he didn’t get tested that’s ridiculous

Maybe not so random. Teams have the players they don’t think are taking drugs, do all the random tests.