Patrice O'Neal - Men Can't Love You And Like You

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#PatriceONeal on why he feels bad watching the news, his belief in God, and how women tell stories.
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@edricdayne3571 3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this from across the room laughing my ass off and my girl came over and said "Whatchya doing?" I almost died.

@ikelenafly 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leonbelmont4028 3 жыл бұрын

@Rodimus Prime maybe YOU don't

@GuramKasrashvili 3 жыл бұрын

was she holdin a dry turkey sandwich tho?

@1StevenValdez1 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😆 🤣 😂 😹

@HankHill1 3 жыл бұрын

Did she turn off your AC

@jmeeks1114 4 жыл бұрын

"Men want to be alone but we dont want to be by ourselves" realest sht he ever wrote

@NatureBoyMickFlair 4 жыл бұрын

EVER!!

@rickyrunks510 4 жыл бұрын

@Zukka 88 Physical alone time. Otherwise known as "space"

@theItalianshamrock 4 жыл бұрын

Bro.... went to play basketball with my friend then worked out. Didnt text my girl for 4 hours. And she called me saying if i dont want her in my life to just breakup with her 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ even when im getting alone time i cant even enjoy it smh

@melissar9370 4 жыл бұрын

@@theItalianshamrock seems like insecurity on her part, but it's on you if you wanna stay in that. You should be able to have some alone time without the other person stressing you out about it

@ZeeK33NKS 4 жыл бұрын

Found a pin that said “alone, not lonely” instantly thought of patrice haha

@escherpainting8622 2 жыл бұрын

"men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves" is literally so perfect I can't take it. I've never had that feeling summed up with words before

@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 2 жыл бұрын

After 2 long term relationships I feel like I'm fine being by myself

@ReverendWin-id9gp 2 жыл бұрын

@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi that's what we should learn at 14

@DanielGarcia-qm7vv 2 жыл бұрын

Echoes often in my mind...lol and explains Appreciation

@farahjichi4617 2 жыл бұрын

@@Toven_WaveWatcherFi till you are 50 and no woman wants to have sex with you.

@aaronaaron2405 2 жыл бұрын

@@farahjichi4617 I mean if he is rich then he'll be fine

@christycullen2355 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry ladies, thats not you'll ladies, thats some ladies that ain't in here" I lost my shit at that 🤣

@darkrangerl 2 жыл бұрын

Plausible denial ability is all it takes for a women to hear the truth in any given situation. Give them an out and they will find a way to stay.

@GlossaME Жыл бұрын

@@darkrangerl Isn't your first part, the definition of stupidity?

@jamesmason7979 4 жыл бұрын

The whole "tell me the ending so I can decide whether to be invested in the story" thing is brilliant. 😂

@NorthPhilly-zr7xc 3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe he's gone

@snoutysnouterson 3 жыл бұрын

It's what I do 😅

@hstephens78 3 жыл бұрын

985-4

@KtotheG 3 жыл бұрын

I need to use that.

@ariyah84 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I took notes 😩😂

@jayclark1551 3 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing what 10 minutes of Patrice once a month can do for a man’s soul.

@javierlandry7246 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, I've been without it for a few months!

@thinkman2467 3 жыл бұрын

Even that comment makes the day better.

@ggrthemostgodless8713 3 жыл бұрын

When in doubt... ask Patrice. On anything.

@whoisthis4052 2 жыл бұрын

I download these video to help me cope in June of 2021. 🤦😏 Thank you Patrice, you are still doing your part brother even in spirit

@cesarrojas4144 2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@MrTee12 2 жыл бұрын

*10 years today since he passed ... He's still making us laugh*

@ghxst3205 Жыл бұрын

10 years?! Wtf?!

@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler Жыл бұрын

It's been 10 years?! You sure? I'm sure he left us at least a year ago.

@onnie.6815 Жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace to him 🤍

@markchang2964 Жыл бұрын

Good man. Rip

@hellothere9298 8 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Patrice, u are of the GoAt of comedy

@asharma4490 2 жыл бұрын

“I kept the plane in the air you selfish bitch” that gets me every single time!!!

@funkymunky 3 жыл бұрын

"Ain't that better? A dry sandwich you don't want?!" I lost it. 😂

@burnerdgaf5222 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t relate to the bit until I got a girl and she started switching the beef in my spaghetti to some dry chicken cause it’s “less fatty”. Man those jokes gave me stomach pains the second time around LOL

@itriggerpeople4433 2 жыл бұрын

@@burnerdgaf5222 AINT THAT BETTER?

@drizzle452 7 ай бұрын

It’s so true. Women always trying to correct our foolish ways. They love to tamper

@rpfcreates4476 3 жыл бұрын

I showed my girlfriend this shit and she died laughing for ten straight minutes. Every sin she’s ever committed against me in the name of love was outlined in this bit. Rest In Peace Saint Patrice!

@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын

Marry that one.

@paulwilliamson5102 3 жыл бұрын

I showed my now ex, she laughed because she knew that was her

@toaster7817 3 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Hendricks ?????

@mytoesarecold5555 3 жыл бұрын

@@toaster7817 - he likes boys.

@bydreaminc 2 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Hendricks This literally makes no sense in the context lmfao.

@slickcross Жыл бұрын

"Men want to be alone, but we dont want to be by ourselves." That hit hard.

@rjones6801 Жыл бұрын

Women are kind of like our own personal Life Alert. You know that thing old people wear around their necks so when the fall they can hit the button to ensure someone comes and saves them, and they don't die on the bathroom floor.

@sakurakou2009 9 ай бұрын

Women want to be taken care off but dont want to be controlled 😂

@Chan_Chal_Chit_1 7 ай бұрын

What does this line mean bro ?

@krellin 6 ай бұрын

@@sakurakou2009 women know nothing about what they need they think they know what they want, but its not what they need (including being controlled)

@Kobe-jz2zz 5 ай бұрын

@@sakurakou2009I like that

@mohamed3gp 2 жыл бұрын

I was watching this when my wife came in and said ( شدسوي ) which is exactly the equivalent to ( what u doing ), i cracked😂😂. Guess this is a multi language thing.

@adamwidmeyer 24 күн бұрын

transcends all cultures haha

@Bella_bella334 4 жыл бұрын

"Ain't that better?" 😭

@Erockarmy 4 жыл бұрын

You got a dry sandwich can’t hear the tv

@gregjames5439 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@untaintedsunshine1743 4 жыл бұрын

IKR HE-larious 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

@Alex_1729 4 жыл бұрын

"Whatchya doooinng?"

@pieflinger42069 4 жыл бұрын

@@Erockarmy Ain't that better?

@Anthonyikani 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice's was the official town crier for men

@introgauge 4 жыл бұрын

Town crier.......man, good reference, but jesus, in this day in age, who would know where thats from........besides, weve got billions of town criers now.

@OhNikk 4 жыл бұрын

@@introgauge seems like everyone is a town crier now. Everything everyone says today matters for some fucking reason.

@malcolmgrant8 4 жыл бұрын

patrice believed in brutal honesty, it made him different than everyone else thats a town crier because after listening to him you have no choice but to agree because its real and it’s honest

@silentthriller 4 жыл бұрын

I call him the Patron Saint of Men.

@AD-eg9cw 4 жыл бұрын

Indeed. He's very popular with ugly and/or fat guys.

@jinks908 Жыл бұрын

Patrice really shows his command over a craft by his patience within each bit. There are silences and dead space. He pauses long enough to make the crowd to either get the joke, or get uncomfortable, or wait for the punchline. He doesn’t have to fill every gap with words. He makes you want him to just say it already and it’s so worth it. He has bits where you think it hasn’t landed by how quiet it is, and then he shows you why. Brilliant.

@jonneiss7562 Жыл бұрын

yup, exactly. Guy was a complete master of comedy. Gone too soon.

@cubanpete2079 2 жыл бұрын

“Men wanna be alone. But they don’t want to be by themselves.” 💯

@trunks38109 4 жыл бұрын

The looks on the guys faces in the audience agreeing with him.

@calebcologna8681 4 жыл бұрын

trunks38109 Especially the gray fox at the end dying cause someone finally said it in public

@OhNikk 4 жыл бұрын

@@calebcologna8681 oh man he was losing it!

@AD-eg9cw 4 жыл бұрын

Yea I wonder why the fat ugly guys in the video would dislike women? Such a mystery.

@calebcologna8681 4 жыл бұрын

Odette X Not sure what video you’re watching but having rewatched this a few times I saw one fat old guy and a whole bunch of average to attractive men and women. Sounds like you’re feeling personally attacked because he said men broadly dislike some aspects of women and you took it to mean all men dislike you.

@africanlegs 4 жыл бұрын

Odette X your profile pic is a zoomed in part of a face. That tells us you fat af lol

@Shiro642 4 жыл бұрын

that "aint that better" bit could have gone on for another 2-3 minutes

@Walking-MY-Path 3 жыл бұрын

@Chris And divorces are skyrocketing as we speak during this CoronaVirus Bullshit Pandemic.

@innertubez 3 жыл бұрын

That was pure gold

@essteex4656 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@Yotrymp 3 жыл бұрын

Could go on forever

@naturale9412 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I swear I'm in tears right now😂😂😂😂

@forgotaboutbre 2 жыл бұрын

"Mean it! Mean the kiss!" LMAOOOO

@ComedyMattersTV Жыл бұрын

Patrice was not only a comedian! I always referred to him as a comedy philosopher because he had such strong views on everything. Truly amazing. It was one of my greatest honors to be one of his co-hosts on the Black Phillip Show, and wherever I travel, even as far away as Japan people still stop me to tell me how much they loved Patrice and what we did on that show! The love for Patrice goes on!!!

@St.CrimsonTweets Жыл бұрын

I was 25 when "elephant in the room" came out was the first time i had seen him. At 38 I have watched it well over 70 times and not only has it gotten funnier, but it has made more sense and become and resonated with me personally as ive aged. The only piece of entertainment (movie, show, music, etc.) ever that has continued to grow in value and relevance with time. You're so lucky to have been able to work closely with a comedy legend!!

@Midnight_x_Sin 8 ай бұрын

So whatever happened to the girls you brought for the black Phillip show?

@xoticmayhem927 4 жыл бұрын

The greatest i wish he was still around today:(

@CallintheGUNSHIP 4 жыл бұрын

XoticMayhem same

@artbow7652 4 жыл бұрын

@Kush Toker 10 years ago

@phishtix452 4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine him on Joe Rogan OR Joey Diaz podcast. It would be amazing

@xoticmayhem927 4 жыл бұрын

@@phishtix452 just imagine with all the feminist and PC cops today 2020 would never be able to handle patrice lmao

@CreamAle 4 жыл бұрын

instead his ex scammed a ton of people "in his honor" and fucked off with nearly 200k.... "ain't that better"

@palaceofwisdom9448 4 жыл бұрын

Not only were his insights great, he was so funny that women in the audience couldn't stay mad at him for telling the truth.

@aminman15 4 жыл бұрын

The first lady that appeared during the 02:54 joke laughing looks like she knew exactly what he was on about. 😂

@Obese_QUIS 4 жыл бұрын

Corey Holcomb has that affect on women in his audiences also........

@aminman15 4 жыл бұрын

@Slaterhater lol Fuck sake...

@gloriouspopemantom373 4 жыл бұрын

@amanda miller Youre right, there should be more than one Patrice on Mt. Rushmore. Listen to Patrice, youll get better promise, its the sickness leaving your body.

@DisgruntledPigumon 4 жыл бұрын

That is the true power of comedy. Telling the truth without upsetting people, so they finally accept it.

@spoders92 Жыл бұрын

His bit about the “Diane” story literally brought me to tears. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

@JajuanLogan 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious one of the greatest of all time 🤣🤣

@lincoln8530 4 жыл бұрын

He was just starting to become big before he died. He truly should had been more famous. Patrice O’Neal in my eyes was the funniest person ever.

@Andy-kt8gy 4 жыл бұрын

There have been naturally funnier people and there have been better writers/thinkers. But there has never been a combination of the two as good as him.

@chrisalan6476 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. And the thing is you wouldn't be able to fully grasp his greatness and comedic mastery from his standup alone, you have to explore all of his radio appearances on Opie and Anthony, the Black Phillip show, when he would discuss and review movies on O&A (funniest movie reviews ever btw) and he was arguably one of the greatest at dealing with hecklers. He truly is the greatest comedian ever to me personally. He was too real for this world.

@samelean9752 4 жыл бұрын

It's cold outside

@yorrichardmorgan 4 жыл бұрын

Lincoln he refused to sell out / play the game. Simply honesty personified.

@grinstylez 4 жыл бұрын

That’s a fact 💯

@ChiseledAdonis 3 жыл бұрын

I've listened to this bit about 17 times and it's still as if it's brand new every time... You truly had a gift Patrice...

@taliag09 3 жыл бұрын

Same, his stuff never gets old

@ConsiderTheCrows 3 жыл бұрын

Aint dat betta??? 😅

@mrceresa1 3 жыл бұрын

Ayeeee Chiseled Adonis in da buildin!!!! 🐐

@HamboneyGamezYT 3 жыл бұрын

Well said...

@NoddinOff. 3 жыл бұрын

I still wanna know who tf got shot

@frazmeup 2 жыл бұрын

This guy speaking on a global level 🤣 applies no matter where you’re from

@hazzaonline7038 7 ай бұрын

I was having a terrible day and this put a huge smile on my face what a man Patrice was.

@crayothewarrior7713 4 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest parts of the video is watching all the men dying of laughter

@avatarferre 4 жыл бұрын

Yo you're brilliant how did you catch that I thought I was the only one who noticed

@True-Lies41 4 жыл бұрын

😂 because it's TRUE

@jasonthomasclokes8742 4 жыл бұрын

wordz on a screen bruh, I am in tears. It is absolutely true.

@boracebecioglu9563 4 жыл бұрын

Never seen a just for laughs audience crack up that much before

@karanowlin9506 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@rustytaylor9527 4 жыл бұрын

That line about being called from the other room, goddamn, That’s the realest shit.

@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yea. I feel that way EVERYTIME.

@nickdipaolofan5948 4 жыл бұрын

there was an episode of the Black Phillip show where Patrice is telling a woman not to ask what a man has planned that day, rather she should tell him upfront what she want's from him and THEN he can decide if he is available or not. The woman thought she was clever by saying, "why is it that we want something from you? maybe we are planning on doing something for you" and Patrice laid it on her basically saying that is NEVER the case. If I remember, his line was something like, "when is the last time a woman said, Hey what are you doing Saturday? cause I was thinking about sucking your balls later" I freaking laughed so hard because it's true. When a woman asks your availability it is because she wants something FROM you, not because she is offering something to you.

@Tes-qe1jc 3 жыл бұрын

Nick DipaoloFan the woman is Karith Foster.

@SnowwhiteArticfox 3 жыл бұрын

@@nickdipaolofan5948 well that's not always true. I ask my boyfriend when he's free so we can have a night in with movies snacks and some other stuff...

@nickdipaolofan5948 3 жыл бұрын

@@SnowwhiteArticfox yes, we know, we know. "you're not like the other girls, you're 'different'". What about the other 9 out of ten times you ask about his availability? Probably wanting to go to your family functions, need help moving something, want him to meet your friends, etc. Go ahead and deny it, they all do.

@AndrewBarsky Жыл бұрын

150% accurate. Love my girl, but Patrice was absolutely right. “I don’t want you to leave, but there is a TV in the other room you know…”

@mikerivera2437 2 жыл бұрын

this has to be my favorite bit of all time. Everytime I listen to this I laugh so hard I cry.

@atlntcostv7293 4 жыл бұрын

“ I don’t even believe in ground karma” lmaoo⚰️

@Regimeshifts 4 жыл бұрын

so many tshirt quotes

@breadworksboston7052 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant line

@1teodorico 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that he made Canadians laugh at women is a testament to his brilliance.

@dreedwards6859 3 жыл бұрын

Just proves woman are the same all around the world 😂

@AniMeLoVeR23451 3 жыл бұрын

@@dreedwards6859 i think if he performed in sweden now he would be hunted down by all those sjwfemcels

@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 3 жыл бұрын

@@dreedwards6859 Only in the western world lol

@anutpalgogoi9741 3 жыл бұрын

@@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 That bad, huh

@xandercorp6175 2 жыл бұрын

@@vincivedivicilextalionas4036 You've clearly only ever lived in the west.

@sulemanpatel 2 жыл бұрын

"Men want to be alone but we don't want to be by ourselves" Shit is so true 😂😂

@sprom29 2 жыл бұрын

How I felt listening from beginning to end. This man was a genius! 😀😄😆😂🤣😭 “Ain’t that better?!”

@Just_Hu 3 жыл бұрын

When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.

@kevin084life 3 жыл бұрын

Sums Patrice up perfectly 👏🏾

@thinkman2467 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly it's a mixture of both, most of his stage time and appearances O & A and radio in general is hilarious.

@therandomreacher 3 жыл бұрын

Pure gold you just said right there

@joshcook6431 3 жыл бұрын

And when he walked down the street he carried both

@LadyVoldemort 3 жыл бұрын

I've read this EXACT same comment in another video...of Dave Chappelle.

@wantedhume975 3 жыл бұрын

The “we want to be alone but not by ourselves” is probably the greatest description of how most of us feel most of the time.

@CDbiggen 2 жыл бұрын

I know right. My girl could never understand it.

@antaraanikapiya 2 жыл бұрын

well you can always have friends for that. Why bother to have girlfriends or wives for that matter?

@CDbiggen 2 жыл бұрын

@@antaraanikapiya , Because we still love your goofy selves, but don't always, constantly want to be showing it. Our alone time is part of us loving you, give us a break and we'll come to you and be ready to take you out or chat. I'm in the most successful relationship now that I've ever been in thanks, in part, to everything this man left behind.

@lifeasin1 2 жыл бұрын

@@antaraanikapiya because we don't always want our friends in our dwelling...

@waflestix346 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t be an incel. Forgive your mother, improve yourself and find a woman to support you

@DubbleTee 2 жыл бұрын

7:12 "A dry sandwich you don't want" "Why is TV so loud? ...we'll turn it down" "Ain't that better? Sweating." This.. fkn KILLED ME. Because it's so true. Which is why I'm divorced. Listen to me gentlemen.. you think you want it, but you DO NOT.

@angeloo8890 Ай бұрын

Want what? Being divorced or being with a woman, I need to know

@victoriamarx3267 2 жыл бұрын

I always come back to this bit, it kills me every time!!!!!! As a woman I can be honest and say I have done the kiss thing lmao, telling my husband to mean it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@forgotaboutbre 2 жыл бұрын

That part cracked me up so hard hahaha!

@nickm4974 Жыл бұрын

A women that enjoys patrice is a good woman indeed.

@mikeschmidt4800 Жыл бұрын

You've don't almost all of it.

@FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw Жыл бұрын

That's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@farihaahmed4790 Жыл бұрын

He's a lucky man.

@jacobjorgenson9285 3 жыл бұрын

That stab in your heart when you accept there will never be another like him! RIP big guy!

@kayepperson189 2 жыл бұрын

How did he die?

@shoydaru7 2 жыл бұрын

@@kayepperson189 he was too funny

@N20154 2 жыл бұрын

@@kayepperson189 diabetes

@Titiz24k 2 жыл бұрын

mate!! this has been hurting me since I was 23.. im 30 now

@leesheister1887 2 жыл бұрын

Greg Giraldo was another great comedian as well. Epic roaster.

@dwattz4872 3 жыл бұрын

"U can chill in the vent" 😂🤣😂

@christinacatalano 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao my favorite part

@cherrycola3793 2 жыл бұрын

@@christinacatalano me too😁

@iwishaniggawoods187 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best stand up routine of all time hands down.

@servantofzardoz Жыл бұрын

We want to be alone, but not by our self. Give him every award that could or has been ever made with that one statement.

@JadeCarter66 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I literally just opened the blinds earlier today because it was so dark in my husbands office 😂😂😂 I was like, “see babe! Sunlight! Much better for your eyes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 whoops

@akimmurry651 2 жыл бұрын

Lols Atleast u had the courage to admit it

@rixbase 2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that better?

@RW2996 2 жыл бұрын

The thing is that Men know how to use the blinds. He probably was just more comfortable the way he was.

@jwyzebeatz 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@OneCash 2 жыл бұрын

this is funny. and now go make your hard working husband a sandwich, pumpkin.

@cizia69 4 жыл бұрын

This is so good it hurts

@essteex4656 3 жыл бұрын

Aint that better

@PlayaP69 3 жыл бұрын

No lie. I laughed so hard that I started crying, my stomach started to ache, my back arched 😂🤣😅. . .

@theungreatkahli 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@Edge1234101 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed to the point of tears, rest in peace you absolute legend.

@agreen3127 2 жыл бұрын

Probably the most honest human being that ever lived. I've felt this way my entire life

@calumrosscameron 4 жыл бұрын

imagine if partice was still around, his podcast would be crazy

@albertomoreno9795 4 жыл бұрын

Women will be calling in like mad old laddies buying something from infomercials. 😂

@totallynormalasmrchannel 2 жыл бұрын

it would be amazing.. i always get sad that we won't have new clips of him spitting truth. He would do amazing on this day and age on youtube etc

@krystingrant6292 2 жыл бұрын

Omg man

@krystingrant6292 2 жыл бұрын

@@albertomoreno9795 nuh uh lol don't do that

@royelcrown7691 3 жыл бұрын

Everytime my girl does that I always say “ain’t that better” and she just laughs and stops immediately😂😂

@MrJduke40 2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful LMAO

@MzLaDonna75 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zee_lolaj7382 2 жыл бұрын

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@zee_lolaj7382 2 жыл бұрын

I Love this Comment So Much!

@krystingrant6292 2 жыл бұрын

I'd cry laughing 🤦🏿‍♀️😂😂😂😂

@letsjusttalk3703 Жыл бұрын

This is by far the funniest skit ever, watched it over 20 times.

@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 Жыл бұрын

The irony is if a woman doesn't bother you like this she doesn't love you. 😂

@Mr.J5 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice was a philosopher/comedian lmao. RIP King we miss ya.

@MontTheBeatMaker 4 жыл бұрын

"I kept the plane in the air" lmao thats genius

@gleventhal 2 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite standup routine. I wish we had more time with Patrice.

@joshuabradshaw9120 12 сағат бұрын

This guy was a comedy genius. Sad that he's gone but I'm glad to have these videos to remember him.

@rofl315 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice was the inner voice of every man on the face of the earth. He was more concerned with the happiness and well-being of men as a collective whole than personal glory. His Black Phillip Show is pure comedy gold plus an unmatched understanding of the female nature. If you listen to Patrice's advice and truly understand the philosophy behind it, you'll ALWAYS be able to handle any relationship problem you're having with your girls. Not a day goes by that I don't think about this legend and how much I owe it to him. You're sorely missed, big man! RIP!

@Subjugatedhappywife 4 жыл бұрын

Sadegh Taheri 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽redpilled knowledge before we even knew what hit us

@richardmartinez1931 4 жыл бұрын

ible Dable

@199nacho199 4 жыл бұрын

Amén!!!!

@ggood2850 4 жыл бұрын

@sadegh taheri - well said, your words should be on his tombstone. I just wish I could have appreciated his genius while he was alive. I listen to his O&A appearances all the time too

@AD-eg9cw 4 жыл бұрын

If you're ugly or fat like him and going after women out of your league then of course you're going to have relationship problems.

@serg1136 3 жыл бұрын

He totally described my marriage. You are deeply missed , good sir.

@StrictlyService905 2 жыл бұрын

How relationship stereotypes transcend so many races and countries never ceases to amaze me and warm me that somewhere else someone is being driving crazy by there partner as well is reassuring

@kiabanej8436 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice O’Neal had a style all his own when doing stand up. Different comics have different ways of sharing their views on dating and relationships, and Patrice could make you laugh using only a few phrases with his facial expressions. As a comic, I continue to learn from him. RIP Patrice, and keep making them laugh in heaven.

@mrenemy7674 4 жыл бұрын

Ain’t that better, sweating...wrapped in a hot vine...can’t hear the tv... got a dry sandwich AINT THAT BETTER 😂

@mentlinc 3 жыл бұрын

Yo i was dying that whole part

@thinkman2467 3 жыл бұрын

God bless Patrice. Gone too soon.

@paulwilliamson5102 3 жыл бұрын

That was too many nights on my couch

@naturale9412 3 жыл бұрын

I'm literally in tears laughing hysterically watching that part, trying not to wake the babies up.. that bit was GENIUS and so true 😂😂😂😂

@burnerdgaf5222 3 жыл бұрын

Man had me in tears hahahaha

@rogerwilliams4742 4 жыл бұрын

That's it. "Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves". Truth.

@sniffableandirresistble Жыл бұрын

At the end where he goes from imitating her voice to his voice interjecting narration and logical commentary but also parenthetically about what she's doing is pure genius. ... lol 🤣

@LG_Wizzl3 2 жыл бұрын

Will forever be missed🕊

@marcusbibb1457 3 жыл бұрын

After a hard days work, i would go home and sit on the toilet, to collect my thoughts. The thing is... I never really had to relieve myself, while in the bathroom. Tranquility is underrated!

@jasonwebb5964 2 жыл бұрын

I know the feeling. You go to stand up and your legs just don't wanna work anymore.

@DeltaDanner 2 жыл бұрын

My dad would always go to the bathroom after work and be in there for like an hour. My mom was always concerned. One day I asked him if he just holds it all in until he gets home or something. He said, “nope, that’s where my books are and that’s the only way I can be left alone to read by myself.”

@kaii231 2 жыл бұрын

I spend half my day in that sweet box of solitude. When I close that door I'm single again. In my mind..

@LEGACYHRO 2 жыл бұрын

Some older men i know throughout life usually resolve this by getting a 'man cave'. Either a room or space that is wholly your own.

@kesavvzD 2 жыл бұрын

@@kaii231 Why don’t u just become single again 💀

@randallgoeswhere 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal wasnt even a comic. He was the literal book of truth just occupying a human body temporarily.

@avatarferre 4 жыл бұрын

I agree with you he was just amazing

@dirtyminds8376 3 жыл бұрын

Word became flesh?

@csarpalace1518 3 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful. Yas!

@frarfarf 3 жыл бұрын

No he wasn't a literal book. He wasn't 200 pages of paper found by a hardcover. That's what it means to literally be a book.

@Syisulis 8 ай бұрын

OMG he just kept going "An't that better" 😂🤣😭

@TheSilverGate 4 жыл бұрын

Dude just described what being married is

@christianmuxlow4920 4 жыл бұрын

@Andrews cool Damn bro, who hurt you

@lagroad 4 жыл бұрын

Christian Muxlow Probably someone who took control of everything, divorce/financial raped him after cheating on him. Bill Burrs “no reason to hit a woman” is a good bit about that lol

@lagroad 3 жыл бұрын

Andrews cool Emotion

@davidcombs3617 3 жыл бұрын

To. A. T.

@jintrucker8030 4 жыл бұрын

He managed to disguise his philosophy as comedy, a true genius

@mrwilsonian7348 4 жыл бұрын

This describes him the best

@handsomeX 3 жыл бұрын

So true. Carlin did this too.

@superAweber Жыл бұрын

Good insight. He just used comedic writing structure.

@fettywap1738 2 жыл бұрын

The greatest of all time - a comedians comedian blessing us from the afterlife 🕊

@JosephDiveley 13 күн бұрын

I would be better if we still had Patrice still with us. Rest in Peace.

@TheWtfanime 3 жыл бұрын

This man knew and understood humanity and relationships so well.

@ig6894 8 ай бұрын

Diana hates gun, that's the best joke.

@szeltovivarsydroxan9944 3 жыл бұрын

That "ain't that better" part is one of the funniest bits I've ever heard in my life. My soul has left my body.

@LordShockwave9 2 жыл бұрын

This man was a philosopher and a scholar. Rip bud.

@gerald7148 3 ай бұрын

Miss this dude. RIP! Praying you're getting blessed in the next life.

@365WITHCOACHERIC 4 жыл бұрын

The White dude in stitches laughing at the end... lol 😂😂😂😂

@briandavis55 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm nat an atheist but I'm like before that." This man is realer than real.

@grinstylez 3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooooo

@MissJthevegan 2 жыл бұрын

Rightttt I couldnt have said it any better 🤣

@ladistar 2 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahaha so true

@ricardosimms8548 2 жыл бұрын

He could've just said agnostic 🤷🏾‍♂️

@kono5933 2 жыл бұрын

@@ricardosimms8548 if you say agnostic it implies you give a shit about it which he probably doesn't

@Visionsunhendrix 2 жыл бұрын

One of those comedians that I wished got his flowers before his passing. I see so many people listening and laughing at his old stuff. RIP to a great one!

@jakey7813 4 ай бұрын

“We want you…..somewhere…..in the dwelling….just not here” lmfaooooooo so true

@tinypoolmodelshipyard 3 ай бұрын

Right in front of me 😂😂😂

@williamj.dovejr.8613 3 жыл бұрын

My granddad often said: Men are simple..all we want is " sex, sandwich, and silence." The baseball bit reminded me of that.

@LadyVoldemort 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a woman, and that's what I want too. It actually describes "extreme introverts" very well too, no matter what gender. 😊

@richardbutkis 3 жыл бұрын

Oh we have a unicorn here 🙄

@engrishsheep 3 жыл бұрын

@@richardbutkis Ikr, women and "extreme introverts" are mutually exclusive... Well, I guess if Riley Dennis can identify as a women, so some women can be chill like a dude then... ┐(￣∀￣)┌

@richardbutkis 3 жыл бұрын

@@engrishsheep one can identify however they want but that doesn't mean it aligns with reality. There is THE truth and then there's your truth.

@ronwilliams329 3 жыл бұрын

I get plenty of sex and sandwiches from my wife. Silence is on another level as I get plenty of silence as well. She's not learned how to speak much English yet. Yes, no, hungry, horny, boom boom, sleepy, shower, you like?, ok, baby and toilet are the only words she's proficient at. I ain't teaching her shit either!

@vmundoortiz551 4 жыл бұрын

The greatest there will never be another Patrice he was too funny. He speaks truth in his routine

@eliknowsbest4946 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve replayed this so many times it’s ridiculously funny

@jhunruelcorojeldo3265 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm not an Atheist... I'm like...before that." Me: *"I feel you"*

@obiwankenobi661 2 жыл бұрын

im 32 years old and this is the first time ive seen patrice oneal - i was laughing tears at the end. not hyperbolically, literally. i cant remember the last time i laughed tears. holy shit

@ephapax1 2 жыл бұрын

He truly was one of the unheralded greats. So funny 😂

@vegastjg 2 жыл бұрын

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@tamstams3815 2 жыл бұрын

Just discovered him today and I’m 40. 😂 😂 😂

@zorbogouskuunighu202 Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Cult of Black Phillip

@obiwankenobi661 Жыл бұрын

@@zorbogouskuunighu202 im 33 years now and i just rewatched the video because of your comment and i laughed tears again 😂😂🤣omg

@ayrton56612 4 жыл бұрын

I can see why him and Bill Burr were such good friends.

@handsomeX 3 жыл бұрын

So true. Very similar styles.

@duresadejene1 3 жыл бұрын

And they’re both from Boston

@eoghancallaghy9254 3 жыл бұрын

@Mehmet Abraham lived in jersey, was from Boston

@bryanspence5803 3 жыл бұрын

He was born in Jersey or the City and raised in Boston then returned the Jersey

@darlamae9876 3 жыл бұрын

Very similar outlook on life 🖤

@sergiomoreno6861 Жыл бұрын

It's great how truth explained with perfect timing can be this funny. This man is an artist!

@altab5556 10 ай бұрын

that "man wants to be alone but dont wanna be by ourselves" hits what i'm feeling right now. i dont understand what im feeling but patrice completely described what im feeling.

@cruz25617 4 жыл бұрын

The people who seem to understand and figure out life are always the ones to go too soon. It's as if they've found out the answer, and God just said "alright, you won, come on up before you give away all the secrets".

@laura8753 3 жыл бұрын

That's so trueee

@jeremyblackwater439 3 жыл бұрын

Damn.... 😞 truest shit ever

@darealstrykr84 3 жыл бұрын

Rs💯

@cruz25617 3 жыл бұрын

@3-7-77 It isn't too late to find a donor. So hang in there.

@jeremyblackwater439 3 жыл бұрын

@3-7-77 sorry to hear that . Stay strong .

@daveF1993 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice was the voice of all men out there crying to be heard. Bless you wherever you are. Rest easy

@davidbarton1806 2 жыл бұрын

He killed it! We will always love you Patrice one of the last real Comics

@DV-zv4ox 7 ай бұрын

He left such a long-lasting legacy on real, observational humor. No one can deliver line after line and work the crowd like him. Probably the only two that come close are Dave and Kevin.

@ggood2850 4 жыл бұрын

Partice O'neal is the inner voice of men

@mlamboms 3 жыл бұрын

true that

@robertfitzgerald3118 3 жыл бұрын

Yep...

@fluffyelephant32 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime I hear “YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY” I laugh like it’s my first time hearing it. Rest in paradise to one of the greatest comedic minds

@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 4 жыл бұрын

Your picture had me thinking about life and decisions.

@chrisanor4902 4 жыл бұрын

BringTheWalrusBack you had me laugh after laugh.

@fluffyelephant32 4 жыл бұрын

LOUDMel LTBL what’s on your mind my brother

@fluffyelephant32 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Anor 🤣🤣🤣

@prayalways 2 жыл бұрын

What a great time to be alive, living in a time of technology and someone that's gone on make you laugh so HARD 🙌🏽. "ain't that better". LORD HAVE MERCY . Thank GOD for laughter.