Patrice O'Neal on O&A #75 - Stop Being Loud in Movie Theaters

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(10/5/2008)
(Jim Norton in Studio)
0:00 White Vs. Black/Felons Voting/Murder Fantasies
20:22 Sarah Palin/The Election/White Phoniness
38:18 Landlord's Hidden Cameras, Sports/Throwaway Teams/Boston's History of Losing
58:41 Dominatrix/Sexual Perversions/Jimmy Leaves
1:05:52 More Sarah Palin, Reasonable Racists/People Who Fuck You Over
1:28:35 Customer Service/TSA, Stocks
1:52:00 Jocktober: Terry, Steve, & Newman
2:32:25 Male Flight Attendant Showed Nude Pictures to Passenger, LotD
Courtesy of FatManRedemption

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@TheHarmmm 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice has been gone for years and is STILL the funniest dude around.

@BitcoinMoney8 3 жыл бұрын

That's correct. Fuck me imagine his podcast today?

@brandongoodwin5704 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@80beanz 2 жыл бұрын

Once we get a emp strong enough....it all will cease to exist, so enjoy ladies

@averydaye7968 2 жыл бұрын

Wow almost 11 years come November....damn

@Omoiyari23 2 жыл бұрын

Hell ya man

@Mandy7D7 9 жыл бұрын

There's just nothing like Patrice's laugh. I smile just hearing him laugh but..he sure gave a lot of laughs. One of the coolest, most well rounded guys out there. We lost so much when he passed. I really value these clips to keep his laughter alive.

@jorgovan-ni9kz Жыл бұрын

You still watching him?

@Kneenibble 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice's out-of-control laugh will never fail to cheer me up.

@Anttheknee757 2 жыл бұрын

And i love how each say they’re racist but everyone gets a long. Man I long for that day for everyone

@robertanderson9460 3 жыл бұрын

I love how patreeky can be completely illogical or incorrect and still be hilarious and genius

@Stratahoovius 9 жыл бұрын

"Fastest way to get through an airport, is to come dressed as an Arab" That's the single greatest observation ever made! Haha

@ettherelic4790 7 жыл бұрын

Alex J (hahahaha) 😐😐😑😑

@hootisfowl9301 5 жыл бұрын

Is it

@rowhaus5478 4 жыл бұрын

Not really. You'll be detained. The Asians with the slip-on shoes know what's up.

@PalashaGabarra 4 жыл бұрын

@@rowhaus5478 Fuck no you won't be detained. People are terrified of being slapped with that racist label and getting sued or something. I wish white people were half as racist and as aggressive as non whites make them out to be. If anything we SHOULD be as racist as everyone says. You all deserve to really feel the boot of the white man on your neck.

@Abdullah_Chill 4 жыл бұрын

@@PalashaGabarra "I wish white people were half as racist and as aggressive as non whites make them out to be." Also, a few words later: "You all deserve to really feel the boot of the white man on your neck" 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Is that addessed to any group in particular or just the remaining Native Americans?

@jtothey1993 2 жыл бұрын

How can I miss a man so much who I never listened to when he was alive?

@gregjohnson7666 Жыл бұрын

Same here

@HamboneyGamezYT 2 жыл бұрын

I ONLY know of O and A because of Patrice O Neal.........best guy I ever knew but never met!!!

@FellowSporter 7 жыл бұрын

Patrice on the TSA and his passion is so inspiring. Goddamn I wish he wasn't dead

@geddahedda3224 10 жыл бұрын

Patrice had the most honest outlook about racial issues than anybody I ever saw in the media/entertainment, etc. His insight & explanation about his experiences with Chinese & Indian people is spot on accurate. The only way to fully grasp the reality about what he's saying is to grow up in the type of neighborhoods he was raised in. He had an amazing ability to simplify things & explain issues to people who might not have had certain experiences.

@zomboys8811 2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@AndrewBarsky 2 жыл бұрын

He’s 100% on about AMERICAN Chinese people. My wife is Chinese and I live in China, the people DEFINITELY remember the white guy who comes in for breakfast every day, they respect loyalty and the people walking by the restaurant see a white dude chilling and eating breakfast and it drags people in. They treat me fucking right. It’s partially an American mentality.

@amrey3628 Жыл бұрын

He'd especially have loved how the crack ers in the hills are really losing their mind & composure these days. Patrice: "You see? That's what the f I been saying. I've been opening my big mouth for about ever since the Black President came & went. And all y'all like 'Oh, Patrice, you sooop crazzzy'. This is all Boston ish on a nationwide stage. They ain't gon let ninjas EVER get the upper hand in NOTHING! They'll change the rules and make hands illegal before they'll let that happen." Ant: THGHAGHAHAGHAHAAA! Opie: You know, you're so right Patrice. Damn! What a great insight. To not get an upperhand, just ban hands. Teh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh Jim (looking at Opie): 😒

@johnstevens5517 11 ай бұрын

Too bad he was a damn dirty shwuggie

@mikael557 8 ай бұрын

Agreed. It's only been 9 years after your comment and there are 200 imaginary genders, and people trying to influence laws in parts of the world that have nothing to do with them. Talking from real life experience is becoming a lost art.

@johnkuntis5367 10 жыл бұрын

Every time I hear Patrice talk, I like him more.

@antonio8904100 5 жыл бұрын

You haven't listened to him enough then 😂 And I love that goofy stronzo

@craighicksartwork 4 жыл бұрын

@Golden Knight Come out of your cave.

@CoolPapaJMagik 3 жыл бұрын

Golden Knight I’m with golden knight... I love Patrice and listen all the time, but he is l delusional when it comes to race a lot of the time

@chainblayde 3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolPapaJMagik Just replace the word "white" with "jew" and his race rants make more sense.

@xxplosive7945 3 жыл бұрын

75 episodes in and I feel like I've lost a close family member

@fatjimmy7499 7 жыл бұрын

One of Patrice's greatest references ever is at the end of this episode when he calls Ant "Jim Carrey from The Cable Guy"

@ttdawit 10 жыл бұрын

Wow, I find myself listening to opie and anthony all the time on KZfaq while driving. I can't get enough. What brought me here was Tough Crowd. I've always loved Colin's sense of humor. I fell in love with patrice, I don't always agree, but I love his heart, bravado, and sense of humor. Great honest stuff:) anthony impression of black voices is gold lol

@olo_smooth_olo5606 3 жыл бұрын

Just wanna say, 7 years later, I saw this

@BZABuddy 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice was talking about "Pearl", that morbidly obese vampire in Blade who was helping Frost translate the ritual text at 39:57

@JakeMatye 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice: “there are a lot of white guys in jail” Jim’s first words 10 minutes in: “unjustly!!”

@godlesspeacesign8852 Жыл бұрын

Theyre all so quick witted, it's astounding

@benitofranklyn4237 3 жыл бұрын

1:41:25 for TSA rant, "There's a guy right now in a basement trying to figure out how to kill me with shampoo, and this fat bitch from Newark is my first line of defense?" maybe one of the funniest things anyone has ever said.

@johnjack902 Жыл бұрын

@GlennTwiddle1 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for these mate. I'm so glad we got so much Patrice before his 'way too soon' passing !!!

@11thWoods 9 жыл бұрын

"What area isn't.." LMAO 19:35 "You ever see a black run McDonalds?" LMAO 22:45

@bazazpa 9 жыл бұрын

Wow I listen to all these Patrice shows. It's not fair. He really was one in a million. Screw robin williams and Joan rivers... Patrice was comedy GENIUS! I hope I see him again in heaven

@poophead4146 8 жыл бұрын

+David Miller "Gayer than AIDS."? That insult was gayer than a 5, all man butt sex extravaganza.

@Nukahwhat 7 жыл бұрын

+Poop Head "gayer than a 5, all man butt extravaganza."? That's gayer than your dads

@SteveCarrDrivesAPrius 6 жыл бұрын

The Gayest thing ever is Charles Nelson Reilly, if we're searching for a gold standard. Also, there's no heaven because funding was pulled in 1988. Patrice died of a long slow suicide, eating himself to deff.

@datona13 5 жыл бұрын

@@SteveCarrDrivesAPrius Please explain how he did that.. eat himself to death?

@csquared4538 5 жыл бұрын

There are what, 6 billion people on the planet? Name 1 other Patrice. 1 in a million is insulting.

@13Rose 10 жыл бұрын

This was a legendary episode. Patrice was ON! R.I.P. The TSA bit is one of my favorites, period.

@chriswhiteiii 8 жыл бұрын

0:35:50 "...You just wikipediaed it. I'm telling from my balls, and you're reading it to the letter. Do you understand how white that is?!..." Hahaha

@chriswhiteiii 5 жыл бұрын

0:34:59 For context

@takerdust 9 жыл бұрын

Patrice's brain neurons fire far more rapidly than the average guy.

@joeedwards6871 5 жыл бұрын

takerdust wich can be a flaw..to a good INTELLIGENT listener. .Colin destroys patrice everytime...ope and ant plus most of their listeners are not bright...and are intimidated..I actually like him..but..like most comics..he's his own worse enemy

@sifkoh 5 жыл бұрын

As opposed to ankle neurons?

@Jeffemcd08 4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. D Brown I can't stand people who write...like....this

@darklord220 4 жыл бұрын

@@joeedwards6871 Colin also struggles on stage doing crowd work. Joke writer =/= funny.

@Fudge_Fantasy 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton is very very quick As well.

@five20s 3 жыл бұрын

The episodes with Patrice are the best. He should have been a permanent part of the show.

@ericsiggins254 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever uploaded all these thank u thank u thank u

@HansDester 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite shows. Every time I stumble upon it, I get way too giddy

@superpartial 7 жыл бұрын

10/5/08 : Patrice makes a joke about Palin selling jewelry on HSN after the election (1:08:55) 11/1/08 : SNL does a sketch with McCain and Palin selling jewelry on QVC COINCIDENCE???

@42narwhalss 5 жыл бұрын

Most likely. Comedic minds think alike, patrice just got there first

@cartercartercartercar 5 жыл бұрын

wouldn't be surprised if not. snl writers seem lazy enough and it's more than likely some of them listened to xm. writers on these shows have been accused for decades of lifting from radio, podcasts, comedy clubs, etc. whatever gets you that check every friday

@nickbona4210 4 жыл бұрын

In later years, didn't they speculate someone was stealing their bits and using them on SNL... Then Bobby Moynihan basically ripped off Uncle Paul and they figured it out. Then Moynihan went on the show and mentioned he had listened for years? Moynihan started on SNL in September 2008 .

@HansDester 4 жыл бұрын

@@nickbona4210 You're exactly right. I think it was 2010 or 2011 they realized that over the years their bits were making it on SNL. They even verified that one if the writer's was a fan and ALLEGEDLY was taking their bits and using them.

@gimmesometruth1074 4 жыл бұрын

@@42narwhalss there hasn't been comedians on SNL for a decade

@jaykdub926 10 жыл бұрын

Patrice has the most fucked up laugh I love it! R.I.P. homie

@brianedwards1910 10 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is the song at 20:22

@007DaddyO 9 жыл бұрын

Brian Edwards they only play the main riff, Pantera was my first thought, but i dont recognize it.

@johnkuntis5367 9 жыл бұрын

James Walton Jimmy Carr has a worse laugh

@T..C..M 2 жыл бұрын

Just realized Opie says "Pertreese" can't unhear it now.

@jeffrohlfs5853 2 жыл бұрын

Wow. You’re right

@gall01019 2 жыл бұрын

You’re so right! He constantly mispronounced words in attempt to be funny and then repeated himself because nobody laughed.. what a zilch!

@bulletbelt97 9 жыл бұрын

RIP Patrice. This dude was never not funny.

@nasstak3440 5 жыл бұрын

Dalton Swayze z. X. .

@ChikeBrinkley 5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes when I start listening to a new episode he starts to get on my nerves and annoys me, but it never fails. The longer I listened to him the more I love him!!

@jlhumor1565 4 жыл бұрын

I've listened to his appearances on OandA so many fucking times, I've lost count.

@bozbozman1575 4 жыл бұрын

Racist as fuck too. Good ting he’s not here now fueling the flames

@mendacmendac3076 3 жыл бұрын

double negative :’(

@t24mack 8 жыл бұрын

Patrice's genius is missed

@WhiplashJoe 7 жыл бұрын

thomas walsh I was imagining him still alive... on Comedy Central's @Midnight Show.... he would DESTROY that show!!!

@barahng 8 жыл бұрын

I dont think Patrice has ever been more right than the TSA/not capitalist anymore thing. He was the only one in the room who has a problem with or even noticed incrementalized loss of freedom even if its as mundane as wearing a belt.

@phanatic215 5 жыл бұрын

People are good with other Americans losing their freedoms, then when it gets to them...suddenly it's a problem.

@PalashaGabarra 4 жыл бұрын

@@phanatic215 No, not really. It's more like 2 sides. One side is willing to trade freedom, accountability, and dignity, for the illusion of safety. The other side is the opposite. Problem is the former outnumbers the latter.

@phanatic215 4 жыл бұрын

@@PalashaGabarra I do agree that some people are more concerned with the appearance of being safe. The government just raised the cigarette purchase age to 21...for what? If you're 18 and don't know smoking cigarettes are bad for you, you should be allowed to smoke your lungs black. That's the illusion of safety you just mentioned. No lives are going to be saved by raising the age or making something illegal. A whole lot of people die from heroin, and that's pretty damn illegal, so trying to make it unavailable doesn't mean it's not accessible.

@marcusking9689 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice was so ahead of the times. He really was smarter than most of the people he actually had to debate with because the guy had great foresight. He knew what was coming in 2018 way before than most of us did.

@joeedwards6871 5 жыл бұрын

Marcus King not smart enough to take care of himself. .sad...

@phalxor Жыл бұрын

@@joeedwards6871 your take is sad, thats about it

@sailingbikingandmore2765 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for being a friend, Patrice!

@dorpth 8 жыл бұрын

"Reginald Denny was resisting. He should have just laid down." ha ha ha. Patrice shutting down Anthony's race rants is always beautiful. and holy shit hearing how old these clips are. 3% at the bank? Jesus christ, remember when that was considered low? Now you're lucky to get 1%. Their prediction of the flight attendant sexual harassment case was probably spot on. Anyone working in the police or judicial system who have handled rape cases will tell you that a huge chunk of them only became "rape" after the (usually white) girl's boyfriend/husband found out.

@coach3155 4 жыл бұрын

"what was she doing, kicking shells?"

@theodoretheelder6248 4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@chrislimnios9180 3 жыл бұрын

@M Mitchell lol!! Chip haha

@11thWoods 9 жыл бұрын

He just had the best laugh ever! LMAO 1:57:45 "First of all, Jet Blue planes are no bigger than my hat..." LMAO 2:37:13

@MrPrinceprada 3 жыл бұрын

“APPU APPU” god I’ve never hated someone as much as I do opie.

@soundmindbodydivine Жыл бұрын

Goddammit Patrice why you leave us like that? Got me laughing and crying at the same time. Thanks for the upload boss.

@pilesofpoodles4954 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for keeping this stuff alive kind uploader! Much happiness..

@SSSAVP 4 жыл бұрын

"She HAS to be funny.. A person that looks like that HAS to have a sense of humor." - Patrice O'Neal

@JoeBat95 Жыл бұрын

"Fastest way through the airport, is to dress just like an Arab" 😂😂

@Respect2theFallen 6 күн бұрын

1:35:20 airport convo starts earlier but this quote us right here for anyone wanting to know

@nunasentus 3 жыл бұрын

Bro bless you for these uploads, has kept me dying and occupied for the whole quarantine, Patrice was genius on genius

@xavierturner6341 9 жыл бұрын

" ...she's a 24 48 72" ,,, patrice o'neal omg im dead laghing

@cervgiovanni 3 жыл бұрын

This is a great one. I give it an A+ Ant and Pat reached a new level in their racial talk.

@UNUSUALUSERNAME220 6 жыл бұрын

Why does Opie always feel compelled to do "Jocktober" when you know HE is responsible for every stupid "bit" that they are forced to do just to placate his asinine radio sensibilities.

@himjim2469 2 жыл бұрын

"Find her neck"🤣😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacobhenry16 8 жыл бұрын

Opie clapping makes me sick.

@DHodges187 6 жыл бұрын

You do realize there are other things to listen to Right?

@zacharykaiser5910 4 жыл бұрын

Doyle Hodges dOpiele Hughesodges

@Jsmitt716 7 жыл бұрын

so I looked up Terry Clifford after they were talking about her and the picture is found was exactly the picture I had in my head from hearing them talk about her haha

@gregbass4603 2 жыл бұрын

On another go around of Patrice clips. Boy I love counting the uncomfortably bad jokes opie makes

@ChocolateThunderBear 9 жыл бұрын

Yet we still have McCain and Patrice is dead. Fuck this world...

@sayville_silver 9 жыл бұрын

I gotta figure out how to jump between universes and alter consciousness.. Accourding to Metaphysics... there is a world where McCain is dead and Patrice is alive... Its out there.

@Donlouie12 2 жыл бұрын

We miss you big homie 😭

@edber4391 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing opie try to be funny is gut wrenching

@cityboy5430 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to hear Patrice’s thoughts on Dave Chapelles sticks and stones🤔 (rip trice)🙏🏽

@ayiii1776 Жыл бұрын

The way he and any other comic interacted. I gaurantee..guarantee... top comics knew he was a genuious.

@jefflabbecomedy 3 жыл бұрын

Shout out to Weston's mom Terry. Dude you got thick skin posting these roastings

@yeahrightmyguy481 9 ай бұрын

Is that really his mom?

@shaunaballard2311 4 жыл бұрын

“ Of course I was on water; they can’t swim” LMFAO

@razorslice99 9 жыл бұрын

Amen Patrice you still are the best and so true about alot of racial issues.

@edwordturner8484 9 жыл бұрын

1:57:50 patrice just bust out laughing lol

@mmacsds 7 жыл бұрын

"something troughy" "spaghetti and meatloaf" savage

@yagrownmandandy 10 жыл бұрын

"Let a dom hold your face and spit in your mouth proper." Fuck I was drinking water at that part

@malle6013 10 жыл бұрын

"By the way, the fastest way to get through an airport is dressed as an Arab."

@brianedwards1910 10 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is the song at 20:22

@variansv 5 жыл бұрын

@@brianedwards1910 given up by linkin park. 4 years later

@brianedwards1910 5 жыл бұрын

@@variansv Thank you Youre right i alresdy figured it out like 2 years ago, people slippin round here.

@_..-.._..-.._ 9 ай бұрын

1:16:09 (about Indians) “Your husband stinks, he’s wearing a top hat with pajama bottoms” 😂 Listened to the series 15 times and just now noticed this.

@yelnaw 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Weston4020 mate.

@coach3155 4 жыл бұрын

wow my first experience of truly hating opie my god

@beliVolidisko 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club my friend. Pretty big club I must add 😅

@derrickalleman6465 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome aboard coach

@SonicTitan13 10 жыл бұрын

Patrice laugh 1:56:00 in regards to flatso....RIP.

@thomaswiggins6668 Жыл бұрын

Awesome radio !!!!! He’s been dead 11 years and still funny and current Lolol

@harrylime9739 10 жыл бұрын

Alternate episode title - "More Dumplings, Bitch."

@madmike017 3 жыл бұрын

Would love to hear the current version of this convo a candidates 😂😂😂😂

@_..-.._..-.._ 9 ай бұрын

1:35:20 “The fastest way to get through security at the airport is to come dressed as an Arab” 💯

@Anttheknee757 2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to have seen step brothers but with Patrice and ant. I’d die laughing

@marcuscarter1260 Жыл бұрын

Anthony is pretty hilarious 😂

@JeriDro Жыл бұрын

Radio doesn't get any better than this!

@svendiamond 9 жыл бұрын

Great show but I guess I missed the part where they talk about "Stop Being Loud in Movie Theaters" like the title says?

@leonholloway 9 жыл бұрын

It's in the beginning, Jim Norton says it.

@JadeDude1973 9 жыл бұрын

Matt Tebbetts 0:23:41

@supergelf1 3 жыл бұрын

still love that terry cliffords kid was a OnA listener and was reveled on the old subreddit

@NomnomJawsnomnom 5 жыл бұрын

You can really hear Anthony sliding from "funny racism" to "Okay we get it, you don't like black people" racism.

@bigrobrooks6869 3 жыл бұрын

Correction on OAD, “Original Air Date,” 10/6/08 bbababoyss

@ryanmarks4277 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve just been having old Patrice podcasts as my background noise this week, and hearing people talk about social politics pre-2016 is depressing lol

@Illhostility Жыл бұрын

That would be amazing to see a presidential candidate campaign at a prison

@realasspodcast 3 жыл бұрын

@28:35 Opie says "I hate that" but doesn't repeat himself 3 or 4 more times??? 🤯

@FDCLDN 8 ай бұрын

Patrice and Anthony were the best combo ever

@LEXICON-DEVIL 11 ай бұрын

2:42:14 Patrice gives props to Ants voice impressions. 😅Sounds exactly like me.

@haviturway1000 9 жыл бұрын

Patrice - sui generis genius.

@solosbourne9413 4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was laying here with my eyes closed listening to a twitch stream... and I looked up to turn the lamp off ... and my KZfaq headset is on ...,,lol

@callanhutchison1871 9 жыл бұрын

14:00 this is not day dreaming it is reminiscing!