"Shut up stupid" -patrice oneil

@Natural Creature nah man it's a beautiful thing -- Patrice made us laugh and cheerful so much that the tears and sadness is inevitable. R.I.P. to this legend. I shed tears some times while watching his old stuff too

Yeah that’s exactly how it feels when I watch. I am SOOOOO curious on what he would be saying about all the weird shit going in these days. I would pay a lot of money if it would give me the ability to listen to Patrice go on a long 2 hour rant about everything happen between 2016-present day.

True story, RIP

how is that a negative thing...?

Legend

4:16 youre welcome

Bro that was 😂

Aerion_Brightflamez He remains a great comedian. Fuck death.

Fuck yeah!!!

It's hard to express!!!

Yes he was.

meh. i lost respect when he dissed Arnold. patrice is over-rated.

Viet Maneese dummy.😅😅😅

Bro I see it at every mic and club I go to

100%

Agreed. Just that mentality of "that joke was awful," keeps most comedians honest enough to step their game up. Truly miss Patrice

@@tas4u93 To be fair, aren’t mics places where people can begin standup? You can’t expect to be good at it if you haven’t done it?

Yeah Joe rogan and Bert Kreisher and ari Shaffer are taking about comedy now. God it’s painful Every podcast is about his bits and this n that n mitsy. Patrice was just funny naturally. Had life analogies and wasn’t a cunt

Vos sucks

"He used that joke YESTERDAY" 🤣

Not funny.

@@CelestialWoodway LOL ITS FUNNY AS FUCK

@@CelestialWoodway I have to disagree, that was hysterical.

That was epic

@@CelestialWoodway yeah it was flawless and you are unwise

Go Reds Lmao

Go Reds haha priceless

Apply cold compress to burn.

Pure brilliance, at 4:07

😂 😂 😂 😂

😂

🤣🤣🤣

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@@atifyousif5582 f your god!

Never heard it put that way, that was beautiful.

jokes and game oozed out of him

Which type of diabetes is that again?

Best comment of the thread....

He was FAT and he was FUNNY....the two are not exclusive

I think Rian Johnson got inspired by him xD

Eric Andre

@@Maxdemon98 Andrew Schultz

And that's just when that melting Dilly Bar walked on the stage XD

@@Maxdemon98 Nah, his ratio is more like "1 person laughs, 3 people are horrified" lol

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Epic!

He had soo many moments of destruction that they became common place.

I screamed when I read this. I completely forgot about that line. What a legend he really was.

What time did he say that at?

I was just saying it's hard to pull off a good fat joke on Patrice but Geraldo succeeded.

Geraldo was also clever with lightning wit and delivery. Greg could keep up with Patrice.

The independent film hair comeback was equally quick witted and amazing!

@@PrivatelyHanging “With your planned messiness!” 🤣🤣

this still kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

LMAO Your Serious? to other a-hole celebs, met the dude on a subway one of the nicest celebs just a down to earth funny dude

Comics trash each other, but some hacks couldn't hang.

Pacbandit13, I had to reply, I'm so damn jealous, I'd love to have met Patrice...

@@barnoldwhv that's exactly it. The ones who could hang like Giraldo, Norton, DiPaolo, Vos, Bobby, etc all made gold moments with Patrice. The ones who couldn't just made awkward cringe moments that were funny at their expense.

truly, lit up tha room

Maybe a stable, but not jail.

THAT KILLED ME BRO!!!

omfg her face 😂😂😂😂

That was the joke that put me in tears! How much does comedy miss that beast?!! There will never be another.

100%

Explain the joke?

Those two touched me the most man, best comment out there brother:(

@@dnbd_3026 The two previous comedians failed at saying anything to make the crowd laugh, which comedians calling bombing. So patrice said hed take their jokes (bombs) and run through Palestine, a place synonymous with terrorist activities and attacks.

I really seemed to miss another great in comedy. Endless clips from him are like niceness.

I miss comedy like that. We used to riff like this in the classroom and that witt doesnt exist in the real world as much.

@@tommynobaka Riff. Excellent description. And you're bang on point 👌

Those were the good ol days huh gramps?

He a real one

Go Reds Him and Greg Geraldo

Was about to type the same.

Giraldo was smart, but not half as funny as Patrice

Giraldo was truly great. But Patrice is the GOAT.

Yeah he didn’t fuck around.

"I'mma strap those jokes to myself and run through Palestine."

It's called a talk show

@@shembob3601 nah this isn’t a talk show,it was the first video podcast

It was a TV SHOW that aired on Comedy Central. Colin was constantly fighting with the network over content and they eventually canceled it.

@@rsl5067 I’m going to watch ‘Taxi’ first

Those two kids next to Patrice lost important years of education lol

The guy everyone avoided roasting when the teacher was out the classroom

Patrice was teaching the teacher

That laugh alone would be enough 🤣

You guys cum over the idea that you could have ever been friends with this dude, it's so cringe

The dude was dying inside. It was hilarious

Patrice meant it and it killed Bobby inside, you can watch his whole spirit drain away

"He's a man in purgatory" killed me.

That’s my all time favorite clip from this show

Literally described me perfectly too and I’m lost he’s right😂

Damn I miss that cackle laugh of his. He was The Master! There won't be another like him

No one could find those jokes the way he could lol. Who thinks of some shit like that

classic. got em good

On the o&a show the day after he passed Voss calls in and they talk about how Patrice would be shitting on Voss for his emotions

Ryan Vess Voss was actually the one who originally got Patrice on O&A.

Nah diabetes was lethal. Patrice was king!

@Cognitive Chaos well you won't ever know will ya!

HEART WITHOUT A HOME OR A KING WITHOUT A THRONE

Spot on ! 💯

his size and that he's black are massive sources of confidence. you can say things that smaller guys can't, because few people are gonna kick your ass, and you can say a bunch of racial stuff that is given a pass which would n't be given if roles reversed. he was playing with a stacked deck. still excellent, but still he had a huge advantage

@@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 shut up and go back to bed , grandpa 🤒🤒🤕🤕😷😷

@@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆☠☠💀💀👻👻🤞

Yeah he was smart enough to use those things to his advantage.you say it like he cheated or something

Crazy Eights Ralphie too.

Roasts kinda suck now

and two of the most savage.

And, uhhh.... MITCH!!!

Pete Ola R.I.P Charlie Murphy

since 2016 i been listening to his appearances at o&a, only last year for the first time i started from episode 1 and intended to finish it. now i'm at 135, only 10 more to go... damm what a journey.

Best comedian of all time imo

I see you in every Patrice video Hahahaha

@@sonof316 Facts my G lol

This man and his mma commentary

It would be too hacky, that's why he could get away with it. Geraldo pulled a good one off in these clips.

@@cactusmalone didn’t he die if diabetes? thats fat my guy

i truly believe Pat would've been a mega star in the podcast/political commentary world. he was already ahead of his time with going against the grain with his opinion and views and his unapologetic and brash yet well informed approach with his few appearances he did on TV. the Black Phillip Show was Foxxhole (Jamie Foxx) and the 5150 Show (Corey Holcolm) a full decade before they did it as far as being a "relationship show for men"..he'd be a huge player in the internet radio/podcast space..and with the climate of today's politics..Patrice's honest and logical approach would have garnered him alot of attention. on top of his stand up being top notch..eventually one of his specials would have "blown up" also..

Id like to see him on JRE

@@thatmg Patrice is no longer with us brother.

@@RyMuEntertainment i know bro... im saying that id like to see him on JRE *if he was alive*

@@thatmg cool bro!🤙🏾🥃

Paranoid Echo Chamber and she laughed and then let it set in, was offended and dying for his approval. Genius.

You could tell he was very intuitive about people and his surroundings, and was able to translate that in a comedic way. I think it also shows how brave he was as a comedian. He didnt allow himself, to second guess himself, albeit his lightening quick wit

Most comedians are joke warehouses. Patrice and a few others are joke factories.

@@andrewryan2814 this is a genius way of putting it

The warehouse,factory comparison is a good one.

multiplesifl exactly😎

It’s a shame it didn’t work on himself

@@themeg1145 you are either a self hating black or an SJW

The Meg he’s top 5 all time. Gtfo

DebtSlave or a hating hillbilly 🤷🏾‍♂️

Professor Noonie Great reference, great movie!

😭😭😭😭

That was a good one. What about, ''He comes from the Sun" in response to that really dark brother. Boy I laughed at that. Don't worry, I'm Black.

@@shijo4416 That sh...it is funny, I'm brown.

Idk Bill Burr is up there

Matthew Shepard dude nobody compares to Patrice he was so funny on the fly

I do the same thing. I get sad that I can't hear his opinion about the world today. I think some things might actually be different because of him.

hes in a totally different category for me i dont really even consider him a comedian

Unfiltered realist

Savage

🤣🐢😂

she was a cutie

Destroyed in one sentence

Because Kevin Hart is the size of Gary Coleman

I mean Patrice was literally a foot taller & probably close to 200lbs heavier. It’d be as easy as an average sized person picking up a child. Lol

That shit was hilarious

@@romeotango8324 I feel like this might be an exaggeration.

I distinctly remember seeing that 20 years ago but could never find the clip. Happened upon it today

Colin Quinn was the most unfunny comedian on this show. He was so bad.

Kevin Hart as well from what I saw!

@@ilovemikerogers i feel like hes a really smart comedian, but due to his delivery he often got trampled over, he often has trouble getting his point across in a room of people who are all the life of the party. i dont think he was bad, just not understood well

@@ilovemikerogers He didn't have to be funny, he knew how to control the crowd and the comics on stage. He knew how to segway and had timing down pat in general. His job wasn't to roast, but to host.

dequan spruill hAHAAA

dequan spruill Lmao

That shit was funny as fuck

Instant kill😂😂

Jeah because its a compilation of the best part of Patrice you dumb fuck

You can clearly tell they all defer to him. They always want to hear what he has to say.

Man it was pathetic when Lisa Lamponelli was caught with the notes and just started spewing 'you're fat' stuff out

except Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Nick Dipaolo, and the rest of the Cellar crew. Patrice actually looked up to Colin, Patrices girlfriend said it

@@tedthecommenter5364 greg giraldo also

He actually did refine his style without giving up anything. Mr. P was exactly that. I think it was better than Elephant In The Room.

I miss him, it was the only hope we had to actually get past racism. now it will just recede into behind closed doors and resentful whispers

Exactlyyyy. Keeps race funny to keep you listening plus yes he does get to the point

I like it, from both sides. Just a couple of black and white guys having a good ol time talking shit with each other. No hang ups, just free and relaxed accepting the differences and having fun about it. How it should be

@@mattybhoy6522 ikr

him and Antony doing the 'nigga vs a nazi' taxi challenge is one of the most incredible radio bits ever

It was probably the first and last time little Kev attempted an impression of anyone.

He did that joke at Shaqs Allstar comedy jam. Shaq almost fell out his seat laughing

What made that even better was the fact that Kevin called Patrice asking if he should do that bit on the show. Patrice told him he should knowing that it would bomb which is why Patrice was laughing so hard.

He was/is the Yujiro of Comedy.

I would fucking love it if he did that to me

Nobody was safe, Bill Burr said if you were having a good night and on fire roasting the other comics at the comedy clubs and you saw Patrice walk in your heart sank because you knew it was over. Like ok here comes dad. The man captivated the whole room where ever he was.

Same. When other kids were watching cartoon shows I was watching this lol

LMFAOOOOO

He's so polite while being a dick too

lol his sign was so important he cut up a shoebox

but you gotta give some credit to the shoe box sign guy - he very quickly realized that he is bombing the wrong interview :D

GO BIRDS

A fat black guy? Lol

Meep Meepers a funny dominating unrelenting beast. Also massively fat and black lol

@@roddydykes7053 loooool

if you mean dead, then yes

The confidence for sure🙌💯🤞

The superb Pat Cooper

When Patrice had more great jokes in his finger than Kevin Hart had in his own career

came here specifically to like this comment lmfao

@@nickpayne4724 best roast ever

The Sky Luke Norton do look like those shell-less Koopas from Mario Bros.

I was fucking dying

i couldnt have laughed harder💀

Kevin Niduaza, lol!

Summed up and dismissed the man entirely in a line

I didn't get it at first ,until I though about it and it was genius. Two seconds ran in my head to get it

We really have regressed socially. It’s sad.

Vos could be quick too.

Facts

@@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd except you couldn’t understand him

@T Cook if you understand him you also have to speak as unclearly as Vos. It’s 60% spit and 40% dialogue

@@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd get out. NOW.