Imagine Patrice talking with Jordan Peterson about relationships 🤯

"Go on Jeopardy, nigga, what you doin?!" 🤣

Patrice is resting in peace but it's still feel like he's here when I listen to these podcasts

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"A genius is someone who takes a complex thing and makes it look simple. An academic does the opposite." - Robert Fanney "The man was such an intellectual he was of almost no use." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Patrice is right. The Dr. is being too proud to say “I don’t know.” He can then theorize “how to know going forward” but he was too proud to admit he doesn’t know RIGHT NOW. That is why Patrice is the correct personality to have as a true friend. He will keep you honest and that way you can lead a sincere life. That’s what it’s all about. Being sincere.

This is iconic for this time 2020 pandemic Patrice would break the whole pandemic down in comedy and perfect logic form💪💪💪

29:44 the funniest outburst towards a scientist I have ever heard!! OMG!!

Patrice's amazement with Kaku's explanations is childlike in the sense of honest and unreserved. We learn to suppress such things, Patrice saw no reason to. It was as pure an insight into his thinking as it gets

This is the happiest I've ever heard Patrice. When seeing the giant sinkhole and imagining the end is here for everyone. 😂

People with high level degrees don’t like to admit when they don’t know things.

"shrimp with flashlights on their head?"

Are you just a guy that looks at a bird and goes, "Bird" LMAO!

50:47. Time stamping this for myself. Too funny.

“I’ve seen smoother deliveries in hostage videos” that was funny af. 54:30

So thankful Patrice had a ton of material for us to enjoy years after his passing. The last of the true comedians.

Patrice o Neal vs jimmy page

Patrice is KING

Opie and Anthony strike me as the guys who agree with you while you are in the room but talk shit behind your back. Patrice is the dude that tells you that you are full of shit right to your face like a true friend.

"We have to get all the top physicists" "you're a physicist" lmao when a physicist finally realizes what a good idea it was to go on Opie&Anthony.

When Patrice really laughs it just gives me so much joy. I miss that fool

"What do you think the solution is, Mr Kaku?" Everyone asks. "I think we need to make the Navy fix it," he says, at least six times in a 15 minute period. Understandably, Patrice says, "So you're saying you don't know much about working at 5,000 ft either, then?" "No, you're missing the point," Kaku retorts, and proceeds to say that we need the Navy to do it, again, and "We need physicists, this is no longer an engineering issue, it's a physics issue" Well, Mr. Kaku, you are a physicist, and whenever someone asks you what to do, you point to someone else. Kaku just repeats that the Navy should figure it out........ instead of just saying, "I don't know what to do" like an honest guy, or fessing up that he has no clue what to do at 5,000 ft below the surface of the water. When someone asks what your solution to a problem is, and you reply by simply naming a group of people you think would help, it means YOU don't actually have a solution. They aren't asking Mr Kaku who he thinks is best suited, they are asking for his own idea on an actual solution. Since he avoids answering, I assume he has nothing. Edit: My point is, despite not knowing, or caring what to do, he goes on his little media tour milking all the money he can. Also, from an academic perspective, physicists never fix anything. It is literally always engineers. Engineers do, physicists theorize. He doesn't mean that the physicists should go in there and fix it..... He means the physicists should sit in a cozy room and keep ordering heroes to go down there until they accidentally stumble upon an idea that works IRL, and not just on paper.. Mr String Theory in a nutshell.

Omg I fucking love patrice. I love his straight forwardness. How he just calls out kaku

Hilarious, classic Patrice. He hears him say it's a physics problem. Bring in the physicist to work the problem but plays up for the drama and comedic effect. Good radio when Patrice is on.

I wish Patrice was still here. RIP big fella.

“This fucking guy is smart as shit, FUCK” holy shit that was so funny to hear Patrice say that

“Sad music ducks.” P was a killer.

Patrice gave opie a pass alot... he was never really critical of opies blunders and lack of humor.

Thanks for the upload

patrice vs pikachu

Listening to this on 06/10/20 during the Corona virus pandemic. Patrice the Prophet.

It takes 8mins 20sec for the sun's light to reach earth. Which also means, that if the sun were to vanish, there would be 8mins 20sec of everyone on earth being unaware the sun is gone. The sun is a star, and stars do expire. No reason to think it is exempt due to it's importance to us.

"This guy is smart as shit"

Love how Patrice calls into question the idea of Obama using the military and removing a corporation from responsibility and Kaku responds with he missed the point and repeats his point lmaooo

Omg, a galactus reference

"with brooms!" thats why I love Patrice

To the people that think that Patrice got Kaku with his question about an answer, your not understanding that he cannot give an answer without data. I used to build cabinets for a living and you would not believe how many people would say "how much do you charge to do kitchen cabinets ? " Them they get mad when you say that you can't give them a price without looking at the space first. You have to know how fast they want it done, what type of materials, what is the budget, how big is the space. There are do many variables that go into getting an answer

What a way to celebrate the birthday of the late great Patricky... Man do we need Patrice now more than ever.

Her: "I wonder what he is thinking about..." Me: "FIRECANE!"

I love them pretending like they barely know Patrice after his outburst 🤣

grilling the callers at the end was so damn funny, what I loved most about O&A and making callers stressed out.

“Shrimps with flashlights on their heads” 😂😂😂

29:56 hahahaaa classic Patrice!

Wish he was here to comment on current times. Patrice helps people realize life is to be loved and laughed at and not taken serious. Miss him.

29:12 kaku is smart and Patrice agrees. Lol

"This dude is smart as shit. Damn nigga, go on Jeopardy or some shit" was not a sentence i expected to hear today xD ded

The way this starts is sooo EPIC!

Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta! Love from Shanghai

"It's like Deja vu all over again". I'm fucking crying with laughter.

41:08 THANK YOU PATRICE! Finally someone asks the right question!

Listening to this during this quarantine.....patrice really was a legend RIP 💯💯

29:39 - Patrice o Neal forfeits

Q&A where the best! RIP Patrice we miss you very much.

the way Patrice reacted to when the doctor was explaining emulsion was funny as fuck

Thank you!

Patrice looks like he has one nostril in this picture.

“Operation HOPE-STOP.”-PATRICE

35:10 actually love it when Opie does his fake laugh when someone they’re interviewing does a hacky joke, and then followed by Anthony’s “we heard it” lmao

if only we had patrice vs. elon musk

FYI: The shit that takes million years to come out, that Patrice was talking about is the photon. And Patrice was right on with that example - it's mind boggling. The photon travels at the speed of light, and yet it takes it a million years to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface. What makes the travel so long is the density of the sun's core. The photon keeps banging around all the stuff around it which greatly slows its speed and bounces it around in all directions.

That means....by day ‘50’, there were AT LEAST 36,000 tanker trucks worth of oil spilled.

Patrice loved nature lol

The collective intelligence of the people that call in is astonishing

JUST CLICKED ON THIS WTF IS THIS. HOW DOES THIS EXIST. AMAZING.

29:48 What everyone came for.

Patrice rarely had any flaws in his logic , and you could tell because he could debate anyone and be right in the pocket of the conversation with them . Sometimes more then the "educated" person with a degree

I'm kinda mad they never said Hell Storm

imagine dr kaku's reaction to patrice calling him a nigga lmfaooo

I love how norton just chimes in like some fucked up gremlin, the others lose their shit for about 4 seconds and then they just resume without addressing him

"Hello, Dr. Kaku." "Oh owww oh oh Stop you're hurting me." -Jim Norton

i love how people disparage the excesses of scientific curiosity whilst calling a radio show on their cell phones while looking up porn on their laptops and heating up a meal in the microwave...

Damn I wish I could here Patrice talk about the crazy shit going on now. He’d definitely be Trans enemy #1

it’s 2024 and im over here crying laughing!!

“Too much trying to be God” Whoahhh Patrice nailed that shit. Funny and smart as shit. Miss that dude

The best ever “this fuckin guy is smart as shit! Go on jeopardy nigga!” Lmao

The callers segment is hilarious towards the end

"Quillions!"

God damn the last 10 minutes of this is hilarious 😂

I got black heads , moles and dry skin after getting into the gulf..the water is a mess and oil deposits are on the edge of the beaches. Bp sucks

Miss Patrice:)

How did they turn information of a catastrophe into humour. I now think if when i die it wouldn't be so bad if someone could make me laugh until its over.

Men create more problems than they can solve because we live in a profit driven world. There are different levels of knowledge, the lowest level is painstaking pysical investigation. The highest is intuition or insight. Just to know something for mare curiosity without purpose of application is mind clutter.

This one , was one the best, enough said...

Greatest crossover in history

“Why save the Earth for nothing[no compensation]?” Patrice O’Neal

We’ve never needed Patrice more than now

We will eternally be robbed of Patrices take on things post death, fucking depressing when you think about it. All the hours of comedy he gave us and we couldnt give him a rightful death via a world extinction event

*Patrice in reference to the devil* "I just can't wait until he flies out of the ocean" lmao smh I kinda get how my parents would feel now when they'd listen to or see a celebrity that meant something to them who has passed away. My parents would get sad and I didnt get it as a kid. But now I do.

"a million year-old warm shit" -Patreeky RIP Legend

I love Patrice’s perspective, it’s a shame O&A have all this material of his. Probably the last thing they have going for em...

I LOVE PATRICE more for EXPOSING Michio

They asked the same 2 questions in 13 different ways 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

@12:55 Patrice's view on dying

Omfg the last 15 mins of this has me dead

Just brilliant! 🤣🤣

They need to bring this fucking show back

Still cracks me up !

@48:15 guy wasn't lying about science being a religion

49:09 The origin of Jim's Average Joe character

So, Dr Kaku what’s your scientific opinion? Well, Mother Earth……