Patrice O'Neal vs. Stalker Patti

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6 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal in studio, finally getting to the bottom of things with long-time friend of the show, Stalker Patti.

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@shaunkeating9288 6 жыл бұрын

"I bet you it smells like a museum bookshelf" -Patrice 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

@YouAwakeYet 4 жыл бұрын

What about when he told that Russian lady "I bet you taste like Chernobyl" -Patrice hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

@Dragoncraft14 4 жыл бұрын

@@YouAwakeYet Dr.z?

@shaunkeating9288 4 жыл бұрын

@Pat Fry comedic jokes are subjective.

@shaunkeating9288 4 жыл бұрын

@Pat Fry lmao ok douche bag who uses dollar signs as an "s" 🤣🤣🤣 🤦🏽‍♂️.

@shaunkeating9288 4 жыл бұрын

@Pat Fry ok Douche bag than I guess you shouldn't be talkin' that trash.........idiot 🤣🤣🤣

@DankDaddyz 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice called her the librarian from ghostbusters 😂😂

@ryanvess6162 5 жыл бұрын

I was wondering where I knew that voice from

@walkerdrae 5 жыл бұрын

Ghostbusters whadddya want 😁

@DennisAlexioAndyHug 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@673AWSF 3 жыл бұрын

Secretary. Annie Potts. She was hot as shit in the 80s.

@takerdust 2 жыл бұрын

@@673AWSF "Patrice.. I have a terrible feeling something awful is going to happen. I'm afraid your gonna die".

@zlac 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely deplorable, so rude. What a complete and absolute filth! This a combination of some of the saddest, dirtiest and nastiest things I've ever heard. 10/10, would listen again.

@luisalonso959 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the backlash if this happen today

@patrickmccutcheon8860 4 жыл бұрын

Listen to the "Bobo Has A Girlfriend" clip, holy shit. Most insane thing I've ever heard.

@bigrobrooks6869 4 жыл бұрын

Patrick McCutcheon it’s called breaking Bobo’s heart. Colin Quinn calls it a demonic ritual.

@patrickmccutcheon8860 4 жыл бұрын

@@bigrobrooks6869 the clip I listened to was on the Cult of Black Phillip channel, called "Bobo Has a Girlfriend." Most definitely was a demonic ritual, Lord of the Flies style.

@zorezakbar9892 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god this is exactly how I feel 😂

@GROOVYBEATS1357 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice said " It smells like a silver medal from the '42 Olympics "

@V4Now 3 жыл бұрын

Thing is though, that's pretty valuable🤔 (Don't worry, I get the joke)

@metalmayhem3622 6 жыл бұрын

If you were to give me an IQ test I'd pyeaass it.

@kaziabir1 6 жыл бұрын

lmao!!! This fucking bitch was some funny bitch.

@lVltizzleCVFC 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha im dead 💀

@user-oo2gz9ln8v 5 жыл бұрын

Vino probably just foreign

@PalashaGabarra 4 жыл бұрын

It seems like no one that replied to the original poster understands what makes this statement funny. It's that you don't pass or fail an IQ test. It's a measurement of your cognitive abilities. No one passes or fails. You just get a score and that score tells you what level you're at.

@DGiovanni 4 жыл бұрын

@@PalashaGabarra STFU

@Chreeeis 3 жыл бұрын

Jokes aside patti seems like a very sweet lady and i hope she’s doing alright

@psychologicalsigma9917 3 жыл бұрын

Poor lady. She believed the Disney movies.

@picho5553 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I wish they help her bro this hit my heart.

@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 2 жыл бұрын

She's fine. Still living a shitty life and making no money.

@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 2 жыл бұрын

@@picho5553 this was ten years ago

@GNGRkidRIGHTthere 2 жыл бұрын

@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 Ant did have her on his Compound show recently. She's retired frum Staaarrbucksss

@HereForLaughsAndLearns 2 жыл бұрын

Patrice is the funniest person that's ever lived.

@HamsterWheelGaming 4 жыл бұрын

Say what you want but Patti is a million times better at taking banter and jabs than Dopie

@adriennem3168 2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!!!!!!!!!!

@jayski8987 2 жыл бұрын

What are you taaaawkin about He knows radioooooo

@Txion661 2 жыл бұрын

That goes without saying

@user-to9lk8ix6h Жыл бұрын

You really wanna go there?

@zgSH4DOW Жыл бұрын

She's such a buffoon, she's registering them as legitimate questions

@nickf2854 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Patrice, may you live eternally in three-some heaven.

@MrAce607 2 жыл бұрын

Now if that's the real heaven I'm in. Cause by the sounds of heaven in a fucken church I'd rather party in hell with my friends. And not even do bad shit to go. Just because if you have to be as bori5 as the claim in the bible why the hell would anyone want to go. And I bet it's been a hell of a long time since someone was free enough from sin to get in. Even if they have had last rights 🤣🤣

@kappa_oasis Жыл бұрын

Amen

@dessy073 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna summon shenron and use the dragonballs to bring patrice back. Lol imagine this interview 2020..

@ruthlessdraculigula1051 4 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? People would go nuts!

@ghostbox2 4 жыл бұрын

Easily my first round draft

@exus2sky 3 жыл бұрын

Big facts

@Bxjoeyy179 3 жыл бұрын

He would get canceled

@thomaspereira2069 3 жыл бұрын

I'm guarantee he slept with jail bait

@Residual_gaming 5 жыл бұрын

“ go in there and get a sample” omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 4 жыл бұрын

this shit is too much idk how they stayed on air for so long 😂😂

@Rasheed9 4 жыл бұрын

I died at "Did a sock puppet ever spit at you?" LMAOOO

@afatherfigure7340 2 жыл бұрын

1:57 "Who's this B**ch?" - Classic Patrice

@trevon9802 4 жыл бұрын

Her-“Oh I remember...” everybody in the room- “oh shit” 😂

@ICEMAN904x 5 жыл бұрын

This is wild af to 2019 people

@MelloDeeBeats 4 жыл бұрын

Feminist Twitter would go nuts

@Overqualified1 4 жыл бұрын

She could pull a me too and be a millionaire

@MrEvanNoyes 3 жыл бұрын

Patti gives me a rod and I still don’t know why. It’s fucked

@adambrown3918 3 жыл бұрын

This is tame to 2020 people. LOL!

@youngknowledgeseeker 3 жыл бұрын

Evan Noyes because she just takes it 😂

@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice said it smells like "plumbers foot" lol

@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын

Are you in? Patti: "I think"

@erindewan6758 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Patti seems like a broken mk-ultra prototype

@naleparyan 6 жыл бұрын

Erin Dewan hilarious!

@Uhuru_Askari 6 жыл бұрын

LOL! Broken MK-Ultra Prototype! Hahaha! Her programming clearly isn't broken. She's still a Virgin. Hahaha!

@erindewan6758 6 жыл бұрын

Patti's a virgin but her alters are all filthy girls

@jackigoon6168 6 жыл бұрын

God damn that'd be a great band name if it wasn't so fucking long.

@phanatic215 5 жыл бұрын

@Jon Snow SECRET SOCIETIES!

@krdragon6950 4 жыл бұрын

I think Patti has made it clear she’s incapable of loving anyone because she’s too afraid of someone abusing her.

@Gobbersmack 2 жыл бұрын

She is quite practical

@user-to9lk8ix6h Жыл бұрын

@@Gobbersmack She’s vury convenshuknowll.

@CarlosGarcia-nt4wf 8 ай бұрын

@@user-to9lk8ix6h🤣🤣

@wavyheat305 6 жыл бұрын

"Whoooos this Bitch?" IM HOLLLLLLERING

@mrherron7755 4 ай бұрын

Hell yea 😂

@xcaluhbration 6 жыл бұрын

Angry Stalker Patti is surprisingly arousing.

@FangXL 4 жыл бұрын

Look at that picture of patty, she's damn good looking for a ghoulish apparition

@drewinsur7321 4 жыл бұрын

GandaPain these modafuckers have a picture of her ass in the backed up website

@MDMAx 3 жыл бұрын

thank you sir for the laugh :D i needed it. i wish someone brings you same joy for that

@rustcohle8638 6 жыл бұрын

I actually find Patti's accent pretty sexy. I live nowhere near the eastern seaboard, so it's exotic for me.

@mes98yng22 6 жыл бұрын

Rust Cohle Eww you like jewy old broads voices? No thanks.

@richiejcruz2907 5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Carpio I'm with rust cohle to be honest! Sexy,exotic,beautiful lol no lie.

@GohnwithaG 4 жыл бұрын

yeah like Fran Drescher.. fuckin 🔥

@alishabazz5905 4 жыл бұрын

Rust Cohle me too in a strange way... I’m almost ashamed of it lol🤣🤣🤣

@Andrew-ly6yf 3 жыл бұрын

I had this exact thought listening to a different O&A video.

@petermcgill1559 6 жыл бұрын

poor Patti :(

@GreenGearMood 6 жыл бұрын

Edginess aside, she's cuter than I thought she'd be.

@ClosedEyeVisualisations 6 жыл бұрын

God i love Patti, she's the only one i feel bad for when they rip on her, she does not deserve it at all.

@boomzy9532 4 жыл бұрын

But that's part of why it's so funny.

@vincenzoaudittori1490 4 жыл бұрын

Lsdmthc

@tobymcgroby8967 4 жыл бұрын

When Opie crushed her prescription glasses for no reason, I lost any bit of respect I had for him. What an ass... When you're so talentless that you have to destroy innocent people's personal things for "laughs", you should lose everything & do unbearable podcasts in a pub

@JM-gv7dn 4 жыл бұрын

She doesn't have to be on the show if she doesn't want to

@robertanderson9460 3 жыл бұрын

Patti definitely has serious trauma or something which was never addressed. Bobo doesn't need to be full bobo if he tried (you can see more normal bobes in the post O&A years), and Di did everything to herself. Patti is the only victim of her childhood

@TruthPill69 3 жыл бұрын

Patrice is a fucking G.... he got this girl analyzed so fast

@Nos677 6 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was so sad. She wasted her life doing nothing.

@mocoj7423 5 жыл бұрын

She was an abandoned foster child, and from all the stories she's told over the years it's clear the father sexually abused her to some degree which undoubtedly stunted her emotional growth. It's a shame she wasn't able to cope with it in a healthier way and let it affect her so severely.

@Women_Rock 4 жыл бұрын

Look up the video: The Man Who Would Never Be, What They Made Him To Be

@MDMAx 3 жыл бұрын

@Niko Roulias as opposed to?

@davidleung1496 3 жыл бұрын

Angry Stalker Patti is surprisingly arousing.

@cartercartercartercar 2 жыл бұрын

she seems to be ok. definitely better than most of the people involved in this show.

@mattshepherd1736 3 жыл бұрын

This woman may be dense as a rock but she can take a joke and roll with the punches which I like

@ThatBugBehindYou 3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't take any of the jokes and roll with any punches, she genuinely doesn't know that someone can say something with the purpose of insulting or sarcasm. She thought every comment was a genuine suggestion or actual advice that she could accept or decline.

@mattshepherd1736 3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatBugBehindYou maybe I miss read the situation and she didn’t take the joke well she just couldn’t see it’s a joke because she’s unfunny and dumb

@nimo517 3 жыл бұрын

This is why so many people 30+yo are in awe about how PC ruined our ability to publicly listen to conversations that occur even today, but never on record.

@Trololjklsdajsdkjs 3 жыл бұрын

“Did a sock puppet ever spit at you?” Bruh 😭

@orgnl 4 жыл бұрын

she sounds like harley quinn

@youngknowledgeseeker 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

@dom19945 6 жыл бұрын

How do you become over 50 years old and still think the special person exists for you to give your virginity to? Like after 50 years, had you ever thought that the special person line was a myth?

@cherryflowers7436 6 жыл бұрын

Dom1118 are you surprised. She's 50 working at Starbucks. In her mind she's still 20 😒

@phanatic215 6 жыл бұрын

She probably pushed that special person away with her personal issues, which were no fault of her own.

@hublotkingcole683 6 жыл бұрын

phanatic215 unfortunately

@slammysammy9555 2 жыл бұрын

@@phanatic215 no such thing as a special person anyway

@phanatic215 2 жыл бұрын

@@slammysammy9555 most folks just settle for someone they get along with, but there are a few relationships that I've witnessed that both people just have the same vibe and energy. It's disgusting to see, but also inspirational because it means someone you could truly be friends with and be on love is possible.

@heluxg 3 жыл бұрын

Patti seems like a sweet heart

@jartstopsign 6 жыл бұрын

When he called her Methuzulah I lost it holy shit

@jerrodbates8480 6 жыл бұрын

EVERYONE was on fire in this one!!!

@Doomreb 6 жыл бұрын

Damn, Patrice was always on it with the movies man. Ms.45 is a classic.

@brandonniles7147 2 жыл бұрын

I gotta see that movie.

@ruthlessdraculigula1051 2 жыл бұрын

👍

@Walt-yc2li 2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonniles7147 Should I see it?

@Qwerty-kz7gk 4 жыл бұрын

You could tell she had some heavy trauma right off the bat... this one was really sad. Hope she got the help she deserved

@crazydrummer99999 4 жыл бұрын

9:56 "Patti get a fresh sample" "Get in there" "Get back in there" "Get it back in there" hilarious

@tanakafupa4255 3 жыл бұрын

These guys are radio thugs. No remorse

@Dre2Dee2 6 жыл бұрын

Patti back when she was a hot and spicy 50 year old

@krdragon6950 4 жыл бұрын

30:30 Patrice is 100% right on his analysis on Patti.

@V4Now 3 жыл бұрын

Patti's sweet, she deserves someone nice.

@torachan23 2 жыл бұрын

She doesn’t deserve anything

@user-to9lk8ix6h Жыл бұрын

A vury speshul pyersinn.

@eyalgolan251 3 жыл бұрын

This is still futuristic session even for 2021

@TheGeenat 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus. The real life Adrian (rocky).

@geniusidiot4891 6 жыл бұрын

Did there ever end up being any more stories from Patti?

@joshuaadrian8225 6 жыл бұрын

I love stalker Patti.

@DarthGizzle 3 жыл бұрын

I almost passed out from laughing so much omg

@Icecodes 5 жыл бұрын

Although these guys are comedians their prognosis was genius

@paulmike9398 6 жыл бұрын

Opie “minimal wage”

@Wgz945 3 жыл бұрын

Had to turn this off at work was laughing wayyyy too hard😂😂😂

@DanXJ19 6 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for her. :(

@mihaeltomasovic 6 жыл бұрын

damn patti must have been really good looking when she was younger... she still isn't bad looking in that picture!

@Shaner373 6 жыл бұрын

that cause she is younger in that pic

@brotoswaggins6238 6 жыл бұрын

hell no

@comablack4691 6 жыл бұрын

What?!?!!?!!!!??!

@jennpenn5 6 жыл бұрын

Her high school or college graduation pic was posted as she looked as horrific as ever. You really need to get out more if Patti is starting to look good to you.

@MrAppie9090 6 жыл бұрын

jennpenn5 yeah i could be lost in the wilderness for a fucking year and i'd still rather fuck a squirrel than Patty

@stripperkaraoke3578 4 жыл бұрын

Patty looks really pretty! She hides behind her glasses and ponytail.

@hurrifanc.3434 3 жыл бұрын

I thought you were a desperate dude until i realized your just a silly girl

@dalefuentes2853 3 жыл бұрын

This the best day of my life I haven't laughed so hard I think I hurt myself 🤣🤣

@mrDeathtrooper 6 жыл бұрын

She sounds like her voice is putting her to sleep

@donnellkennedy2492 4 жыл бұрын

I miss these days 😂😂😂

@marcusgrant86 3 жыл бұрын

They would cancel Patrice today! Lol he was too great for this world

@roddydykes7053 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what’s more unbelievable, the way they were talking to her, or her attitude towards it all, lmao. Sad situation lol

@BlaccBoii 6 жыл бұрын

gold, pure fucking gold..

@entertainmentvidz 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Patti I felt sorry for her . Lol strong tho I give that she took all that from those guys and didn't cry most women was gonna cry

@itsnotatoober 6 жыл бұрын

WHeres the second part of this?

@GooberMagonk 6 жыл бұрын

1:57 is the origin of the Jim Norton black guy character

@onetimebear5681 4 жыл бұрын

Now I know where Bill Burr got his woman voice from ... uncanny.

@The_Dosage 6 жыл бұрын

God, her voice.

@eFrog27 6 жыл бұрын

oliver chapman made me cum

@The_Dosage 6 жыл бұрын

Baila sin tus huaraches lol nah B.

@ChibiViolin 6 жыл бұрын

oliver chapman I love it.

@JahmBProducts 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a drunk Harley Quinn

@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын

JahmBProducts yes Sir!

@Big-Papa-Smurf 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice always seemed to like what Opie had to say.

@mtherfurth 3 жыл бұрын

Because Opie was a great showrunner. He's setting up Ant and Jim like no one else can! Does no one see this?!

@robrick9361 3 жыл бұрын

@@mtherfurth That doesn't excuse him ruining bits or getting annoyed that he's not the center of attention.

@AgentFlea 3 жыл бұрын

@@robrick9361 No it doesn't. But I understand how resentment and asshole tendencies can build up when everyone around you is funnier. The straight man is essential to a comedy group.

@williampoole1742 2 жыл бұрын

It's because he treated Opie like a true friend, which it seems like something he wanted a lot more than anyone else in that industry wanted. Opie is obviously to blame for a lot of the issues the show had, but I'll never bash him for no reason like everyone else does, he was absolutely essential to the show.

@slammysammy9555 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Patrice was always nice to Opie for some reason

@l.v.santana6235 2 жыл бұрын

I know Opie gets a lot of hate but that joke at 35:30 legit made me laugh like Patrice

@anneominous7172 6 ай бұрын

A fucking home run hit

@wraithstrongopark 2 жыл бұрын

patti is so funny to me. i could listen to her talk for a while, then never.

@paulosicne8498 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure she's got hit on, but she's waiting for the CHAD that will never appear. Women who are rated as a 5 or 6 will pursue a 8 to 10 guy. They remove themselves completely out of the relationship game with their expectations of a hot CHAD appearing.

@stefanofleury170 3 ай бұрын

At 12:18 "come on you librarian from Ghostbusters " kills me 😂😂😂😂😂

@XTheDentist 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh Pattie doesnt look that bad in this photo. Normally I LOVE the bashings they dish out but damn the way they treat Pattie is just maybe a little over the top.

@ihateeverythingbruh5203 5 жыл бұрын

XTheDentist she probably is the most awkward and creepy in person tho

@codychapman7342 8 ай бұрын

She loves it

@OfficialSituation 5 жыл бұрын

Is that misty from GTA3

@kevincruz7958 6 жыл бұрын

she sounds like Harley Queen

@ronaldjohnson3717 5 жыл бұрын

Word...pure facts (mistah Jay)

@rosellitv8054 5 жыл бұрын

Homeless Harley

@edgarmendez3528 4 жыл бұрын

but looks like the scarecrow

@yuske05 4 жыл бұрын

MISTAH JAY

@jahmeergordy205 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Lois from Family Guy

@jennpenn5 6 жыл бұрын

Everyone saying how nice looking Patti is...this is an extraordinarily misleading picture where she was made up for some show event. Although she still looks pretty bad here, she is usually 100x more ghoulish.

@pointlessopinion611 6 жыл бұрын

jennpenn5 Damn you!!!!!!!That's like watching The Ring!

@phanatic215 6 жыл бұрын

She isn't the first or last woman to wear makeup to enhance her looks. Come on bro. How many women at the bar on Saturday night look exactly the same on Sunday morning?

@rosellitv8054 5 жыл бұрын

True, she’s a homeless Jew

@jcnot9712 4 жыл бұрын

jennpenn5 I think I need my phone exorcised.

@theflanman420420 3 жыл бұрын

jennpenn5 yikes

@garionbush5906 5 жыл бұрын

Pre me too era lol

@abloshow91 3 жыл бұрын

This is so pre me too in actually engaged.

@YoungLxVegas 3 жыл бұрын

You a virgin yeah “ how do you pee out of that “ yo I’m dead !!!

@estebandeleon2504 2 жыл бұрын

At 37:58 "here is patti growing up..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

@drewinsur7321 4 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie, i feel terrible, but this entire segment is so funny and fuck up lmao comedy>meanness

@DaBearsv3 4 жыл бұрын

"Can I smell it" LMAO

@jbenning050 6 жыл бұрын

This is hella funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁

@Botmoot Жыл бұрын

It might not be this one but opie had a funny line when Patti was elaborating on paying her boring bills with way too much details and he just steamrolls her with “yeah we know how life works” 😂😂

@abelsmokes 6 жыл бұрын

"The Pajizzmas"

@samwoods3430 6 жыл бұрын

abelsmokes Pallamas

@usern4metak3ns 4 жыл бұрын

Crispy payamas

@xymoriintus 2 жыл бұрын

Im basically new to all the opie and Anthony material but im coming to find Stalker Patti the most endearing recurring guest

@idojuegos2151 6 жыл бұрын

Anthony is a comedian genius

@IntrovertRockstar 4 жыл бұрын

2020 couldn’t handle this

@TheStarcraftJunkie 5 жыл бұрын

Stalker Patti should start a podcast... or some twisted kinda reverse ASMR

@SeaShanty88 4 жыл бұрын

Is she still alive?

@patrickmccutcheon8860 4 жыл бұрын

"If my stomach could take it I would smell it but.." "Come on!" "Mutha fuuuuuck you."

@phanatic215 6 жыл бұрын

She looks okay in that pic. Sucks she was molested as a kid

@Andy-vx7xf 5 жыл бұрын

@Jon Snow lmaoo

@johnd.7601 2 жыл бұрын

"It's like bread" brah......🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tredekka13 6 жыл бұрын

"Who's this bitch?" LOL

@mk7566 6 жыл бұрын

this shit was rough to listen to smh

@bob9280 4 жыл бұрын

Where’s that 37:57 clip from lol

@bob9280 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

@coreym4475 4 жыл бұрын

This made my stomach turn 😣😫

@jartstopsign 4 жыл бұрын

Missed line of the video Patti-I didn't want to sleep with him cause he smelled funny less than half a second later: Anthony- like chlorine?

@pressbutton5101 3 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT!!!! HAHAHAHA

@xymoriintus 2 жыл бұрын

My heart breaks for Patti, truly

@furlonggg1 3 жыл бұрын

It was floating at the top 😂

@dorpth 5 жыл бұрын

The librarian from Ghostbusters? She's more like Janine from Ghostbusters...two seconds after looking into the Ark of the Covenant.

@patrickbaklava7297 3 жыл бұрын

Damn i feel bad for her tbh. Somebody got her

@thornie123 Жыл бұрын

“Who’s this bitch…” I love Patrice fuck I always wish he was alive every time I hear a line like that lol

@Zerolax69 6 жыл бұрын

"who is this Bitch?" HAHAHAHAHAHA