Payday 2 - Pager Guy Quotes

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Blackimus

Blackimus

10 жыл бұрын

That annoying pager guy's quotes
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@nuclearsnek3749
@nuclearsnek3749 7 жыл бұрын
Sokol: Stand down patrol, spotted a badass, but was looking in mirror. Pager: I don't think so, we have to send a squad down.
@itstimetooilup6365
@itstimetooilup6365 7 жыл бұрын
Soviet Russia pager guy is not convinced that Sokol is a badass
@randomslav4721
@randomslav4721 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry control Barney destoyed the bathroom... *AGAIN*
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth 3 жыл бұрын
"Gotta prove it then."
@solidraid7752
@solidraid7752 9 жыл бұрын
Chains: A pigeon fucking scared me, fucking rats of the sky! Pager Guy: Yea, no, i'm sounding the alarm now.
@firedragonosis
@firedragonosis 9 жыл бұрын
Dragan: Hello. Pager Guy: Ok. *Alarm sounded: Pager operator wasn't convinced by the answer*
@solidraid7752
@solidraid7752 9 жыл бұрын
xD
@snailbert147
@snailbert147 2 жыл бұрын
Cuz he's scared about the pigeons
@ossizahl
@ossizahl 10 жыл бұрын
Pager not responding? Better send SWAT...
@Acriimony
@Acriimony 10 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter if it's important or not, if someone doesn't respond to something on their pager, you have to send someone over.
@HonoraryAperture
@HonoraryAperture 9 жыл бұрын
That's not the worst. A container of valuables open? Nah. A bag? CALL SWAT! SEND BULLDOZERS!
@N0rbertas9
@N0rbertas9 9 жыл бұрын
The best part is that police+SWAT+FBI+tasers+shields+cloakers respond within 30 seconds
@Imyourtarget
@Imyourtarget 9 жыл бұрын
Arstotzkan Civilian "Hello, 911? I think I may have heard a saw of some sort being used about a block away. Could you maybe send the entire police force to check it out?"
@N0rbertas9
@N0rbertas9 9 жыл бұрын
***** What's even better is that that saw could be one used at construction or someone cutting down a tree or something and yet, every single person on the map hears it and can tell that its an ATM robbery somehow.
@gunnry501
@gunnry501 8 жыл бұрын
"we're going to send a squad down" Sends the whole Washington PD. Yep that's a squad.
@gunnry501
@gunnry501 8 жыл бұрын
+Not Cheating way to ruin a joke.
@KeiwaM
@KeiwaM 7 жыл бұрын
depends on the difficulty. On one down they literally send special SWAT in instantly.
@JayHog1992
@JayHog1992 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a turret. It has happened to be before.
@rareartclass
@rareartclass 3 жыл бұрын
They only send 2 police cars, which consists of a squad
@squarek123
@squarek123 3 жыл бұрын
@@rareartclass I was once playing jewelry store and swats started coming in from nearby alleys before the cop cars could even park. Almost as if the cops already knew
@Carlthedrilldude
@Carlthedrilldude 9 жыл бұрын
"Yep. I heard it all.......... before, so I'm sounding the alarm." I love this guy
@Neotokyovibes-WelcomeHome
@Neotokyovibes-WelcomeHome 6 жыл бұрын
Carl the drill dude what an amazing user name
@netzach7
@netzach7 2 жыл бұрын
"yup, we've concluded you're full of shit so were sending a team down"
@surgedragon5182
@surgedragon5182 10 жыл бұрын
"Eh, I kind of think your full of shit, so I'm going to sound the alarm."
@jandjstudios1347
@jandjstudios1347 2 жыл бұрын
Yo timestamp?
@DaRealestDuck
@DaRealestDuck 2 жыл бұрын
@@jandjstudios1347 i think 2:48
@supercuz8300
@supercuz8300 2 жыл бұрын
@@jandjstudios1347 1:30
@Forcedminer
@Forcedminer 9 жыл бұрын
I love how jacket uses technical difficulties tapes as pager responses. "the number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" pager guy: "oh oh that makes sense ok ok "
@MrOof-ob8uw
@MrOof-ob8uw 4 жыл бұрын
Its strategic if u think about
@werner145
@werner145 3 жыл бұрын
THiS is gensec suport service pls...
@baguetteboy5466
@baguetteboy5466 2 жыл бұрын
the best part is that it's over a radio
@thedbdentity2102
@thedbdentity2102 Жыл бұрын
This is a automated pager testing response. Do not respond.
@thebaba29
@thebaba29 7 жыл бұрын
"I'll see you at the softball game." Ha ha... No, no you won't.
@dankninja9434
@dankninja9434 7 жыл бұрын
KidOmegaByte Jacket: This is a test. Do not be alarmed. This is a test. Pager: "Yeah I guess I'll see you later" makes sense
@kennethjurls8549
@kennethjurls8549 9 жыл бұрын
"I kinda think you're the droids I'm looking for"
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
2:54
@TimDragonDeckers
@TimDragonDeckers 8 жыл бұрын
Pager Operator Logic: Pager Operator knows if a Guard is killed or taken hostage. BUT Says A-OK to a guy speaking Japanese, to the voice of a woman, and if the guard's name is Bob, not Steve.
@danielwalmsley6592
@danielwalmsley6592 7 жыл бұрын
Or if there is a foreign accent when as far as you he operator knows there are no immigrants/foreigners working there. Irish lady, Australian lady, Scottish lady, Croatian guy, Russian guy, etc.
@Chom20
@Chom20 7 жыл бұрын
dont forget the brits (Hox and Jimmy) and the swedish guy being super hesitant
@richardlionerheart1945
@richardlionerheart1945 7 жыл бұрын
and phone operator sounds
@TheNeXusCore9032
@TheNeXusCore9032 6 жыл бұрын
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=621936821
@cryodrillz7169
@cryodrillz7169 5 жыл бұрын
And Jacket’s robot voice
@incendiarypyro
@incendiarypyro 9 жыл бұрын
Hoxton: Could you send up a pepperoni pizza? Pager Guy: I think you're full of shit. I'm sounding the alarm.
@masterkevkev
@masterkevkev 9 жыл бұрын
***** XD
@DollarSignSlate
@DollarSignSlate 6 жыл бұрын
Bain: Who are you!? Pager Guy: *I'm you, but stronger.*
@windy2551
@windy2551 5 жыл бұрын
no
@nerdsrule3295
@nerdsrule3295 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing is stronger than Bain
@SadToffee
@SadToffee 5 жыл бұрын
Can pager guy kill 3 z dozers In 1 second
@Lost-gx2de
@Lost-gx2de 5 жыл бұрын
@@SadToffee He can spawn 4 dozers in 1 second
@SadToffee
@SadToffee 5 жыл бұрын
Lost not z dozers
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
5:38 "Yup, we've concluded you're full of shit, we're sending a team."
@kyxhk
@kyxhk 7 жыл бұрын
The pager guy just sounds like a casual person
@d33rub16
@d33rub16 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@goldenblyat4681
@goldenblyat4681 7 жыл бұрын
he sounds like a panicked teenager after 4 pagers and on the 5th pagers
@somewhataddicted7685
@somewhataddicted7685 5 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture
@android-user
@android-user 5 жыл бұрын
@@somewhataddicted7685 lol
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a theory that he works for the Payday Gang. However I don’t think so. The protocol is probably just to sound the alarm after 4 dropped Pagers.
@LightCrib2
@LightCrib2 4 жыл бұрын
he sounds like a real person. 10/10 voice direction/acting
@VulpineNebine
@VulpineNebine 9 жыл бұрын
2:57 "Kiinda think you're the droids I'm looking for..."
@koenslinkman
@koenslinkman 8 жыл бұрын
+BlazingVictini TRAITOR
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, 2:54
@uranicstring748
@uranicstring748 4 жыл бұрын
2:54 Because you cant hear him say it at 2:57
@sciencejoe
@sciencejoe 9 жыл бұрын
Imagine a guard just answering his pager after the PAYDAY crew answered four pagers and not knowing a damn thing. "Hey, dispatch checking in, what's your status? Everything fine down there?" "Oh, hey, John! Everything's fine down here...but, y'know, I think we have a few paintings missing oddly enough. Maybe I'm just imagining it; we're probably alright." "Oh, great great great, just gonna check into that. (*beeps and boops*) No...no, I think you're full of shit. I'm sounding the alarm." "Wait, John! Dude, what the fu--" (CUE MILLIONS OF SKULLDOZERS CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL AND ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OBLITERATING THE GUARD)
@Forcedminer
@Forcedminer 9 жыл бұрын
Sciencebro gen sec there blowing holes in the walls and shooting the place to shit. :P The sheilds and bulldozers tracking mud all over the place The cloaker silently cutting windows to silently get in and......run in a straight line while dropping his bass The Tazer there cutting all the power out of the placer charging up.
@MothInspector
@MothInspector 7 жыл бұрын
Sciencebro k
@madwick5263
@madwick5263 7 жыл бұрын
Sciencebro "I don't care i will just send ZEAL and the navy to check that out"
@windy2551
@windy2551 5 жыл бұрын
if guard ever answered 5 pager I would go to him and scream WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK and then beat he up to the death
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын
Key word: *PROBABLY*
@melzoa
@melzoa 6 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the pager guy, he doesn't want to sound the alarm, but he has to.
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын
It’s just security protocol…
@MikeViLLaZ
@MikeViLLaZ 9 жыл бұрын
i like how pissed he is after the 4th page
@crazyboy72375
@crazyboy72375 5 жыл бұрын
mike villa I know it’s hilarious
@soobi3530
@soobi3530 4 жыл бұрын
Shon M. Oddshow It’s still funny though.
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын
The previous Pagers only took 2 Pager answers to sound the alarm. You used to need a skill to extend it to 4, but Overkill just set it to 4 automatically.
@kazuma8486
@kazuma8486 3 жыл бұрын
"Really? Really."
@pacmangetsanimation
@pacmangetsanimation 2 жыл бұрын
Bro imagine if the pager is apart of the payday gang but he’s just trying to keep his job AS a pager so he gives the payday gang 4 page chances so that he can keep his job as a pager since if he keeps not sounding the alarm he LOSES his job and if there was another pager they would notice their voices IMMEDIATELY after at least 1 or 2 pages.
@kazumakiryu7263
@kazumakiryu7263 8 жыл бұрын
"Eh, I kinda think your full of shit so, I'm gonna sound the alarm"
@SlendIGuess
@SlendIGuess 7 жыл бұрын
Clancy Javis HEY THAT'S MY LINE I'M SOUNDING THE ALARM//PAGER OPERATOR WAS NOT CONVINCED BY ANSWER//[]
@nck7695
@nck7695 6 жыл бұрын
Pager Guy how did you get fooled by us many times and not get fired lol
@hahamlml6844
@hahamlml6844 3 жыл бұрын
*pager doesn't answer for 10 seconds* normal human being: "huh, probs went to take a piss or is having his hands busy, gonna check again in a minute" Payday 2 guy: "So how about i call in the highest anti-terrorist squad known on earth JUST to be sure?"
@theequalizer694
@theequalizer694 7 жыл бұрын
"we're going to send a squad down" *sends one down bulldozers with shields*
@HumanEnouugh
@HumanEnouugh 4 жыл бұрын
The tone of his voice when it'd on the 4th pager is stress inducing because he fucking *knows*
@mategetsnosleep3612
@mategetsnosleep3612 Жыл бұрын
HE KNOWS. HE KNOOOOWWWSSSS.
@dersniperschatten
@dersniperschatten 9 жыл бұрын
A broken window? Inb4 cloakers, FBI, SWAT, tasers and a freaking dozer.
@SonjaTheDork
@SonjaTheDork 8 жыл бұрын
Jiro: "Hee, yokodzuna da to omottan dayo, omae no ofukurosan datta to wa na!" (Haha, I thought I saw a pro sumo wrestler. Didn't realize it was your mother!) Pager guy: "Okay, everything checks out." Hoxton: "No problems at all, can you just send up a pizza?" Pager guy: "Yep, we've concluded you're full of shit. I'm sounding the alarm." These pager interactions kill me every time...
@desireonyoutube
@desireonyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
Jacket: HAS A FUCKIN RADIO BUILT IN sure go ahead Dallas: All’s clear GONNA SHOVE A BULLDOZER UP UR ASS
@DoktorVicTim
@DoktorVicTim 9 жыл бұрын
Houston: Could you send a few beers? Pager Guy: I'll send the beer along with cops. *sounds alarm* Everyone else: Thanks Houston.... -_-*
@HallowedAshes
@HallowedAshes 7 жыл бұрын
Swedexplosion *DONACDUM*
@TI--vm8mu
@TI--vm8mu 7 жыл бұрын
WULULULULLULULULULU
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
Bain: Houston got a problem!
@nepotuu9855
@nepotuu9855 6 жыл бұрын
Why u hate Houston? Dumb
@windy2551
@windy2551 5 жыл бұрын
Hoxton: Huston you fucking twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@callumking4581
@callumking4581 9 жыл бұрын
Dragan: Eveyting is- Pager Guy: I think your full of shit Im going to sound the alarm
@rodriguezroe7138
@rodriguezroe7138 8 жыл бұрын
Pager guy " hey i got an idea why don't we send a team down there."
@Postie1994
@Postie1994 10 жыл бұрын
Its interessting to hear: its sounds like, its protocol to raise the alarm after the 4. pager. And he complains about dropping pagers to the ground. Does pagers go of after dropping them on the ground? That would explain, why there go of, when you kill a guard.
@Sjors_
@Sjors_ 10 жыл бұрын
They're probably sensitive to force. So if they hit something hard, they automatically go off.
@combinecommando001
@combinecommando001 10 жыл бұрын
the new update makes the pager go off if you dominate a guard, I guess it's something else, he probably hears through.
@GMasterAsia
@GMasterAsia 10 жыл бұрын
In some prisons, alot of guards have sensors for sudden movements/force on them that either has a instant alarm or silent alarm. The whole domination pager requirement was only done to keep players from abusing the skill
@combinecommando001
@combinecommando001 10 жыл бұрын
Master Asia True, but I think it should be random so players can either risk it or keep themselves from dominating the guard and deal with him roaming around the place.
@fourtwentypr0of
@fourtwentypr0of 10 жыл бұрын
a while back when i was working, sometimes we would accidentally drop our pagers, or itll slip off and it would make a noise or a beep on the other end
@Danb-fk5iw
@Danb-fk5iw 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone's noticed how similar the pager guy's voice is to the guy who calls you in Framing Frame day 2... maybe that's how they get SWAT there so fast.
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, maybe he works as the Pager Guy but also works part time as a dealer for his senator.
@devyn.
@devyn. 2 жыл бұрын
"Just calling to say, I love you" "Bullshit. I'm sending a squad."
@DarkusRelling
@DarkusRelling 8 жыл бұрын
Pager: Everything okay? Bonnie: No problems here. Definitely no masked heisters. You hear me? Write that down. Pager: Oh, I get it. Mhm. Just a minute. **a few seconds later** Pager: Uh, I kinda think you're full of shit, so I'm sounding the alarm. Bonnie: Shit. **cue sounds of PAYDAY Gang getting cloacked**
@WickedHandzz
@WickedHandzz 7 жыл бұрын
Houston : It's a-ok here, can you just bring out a pepperoni pizza ? Pager : That's cool. WTF !?
@freXampl
@freXampl 9 жыл бұрын
only person bain can't hack it.
@plunger8343
@plunger8343 6 жыл бұрын
*Female answers pager* Pager guy: *Oh ok see you at the game after*
@n.p.8055
@n.p.8055 5 жыл бұрын
"Thats fantastic! But im sounding the alarm.." DAMM
@android-user
@android-user 5 жыл бұрын
I hear "looks fantastic"
@android-user
@android-user 5 жыл бұрын
5:21
@QwrtyMan
@QwrtyMan 3 жыл бұрын
6:01 had me dying lmaooo
@mikeysauce8228
@mikeysauce8228 3 жыл бұрын
the pager guy sounds so disappointed in me I feel really bad listening to him being mad at me for accidentally setting off the pager for the 3rd time in a row
@braindeadgaming808
@braindeadgaming808 Жыл бұрын
i like the ones where the guy is apologetic about sounding the alarm and treats it like its a natural occurrence
@grindings9460
@grindings9460 Жыл бұрын
Pager not responding? *sends 3/4’s of the us national guard*
@corymorimacori1059
@corymorimacori1059 Жыл бұрын
“Guess I’ll see you for bowling later” Later Roman Bellic: Let’s go bowling?
@bucket1442
@bucket1442 5 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna send some guys just as a procaution" **100 skulldozers 100 cloakers army of medics,shields,Snipers and tazers.**
@colonelnoob3269
@colonelnoob3269 4 жыл бұрын
Magnus Von Braun to be fair the cops with the bronco .44 actually hit pretty hard if they land a hit on you. The guys with the chimano 88s are complete junk, I agree.
@zeven17
@zeven17 8 жыл бұрын
Wolf: Ohh, sorry just made a huge fart, thats all! Pager Guy: Okay... *Sends the army!*
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
3:06 my favourite pager guy line
@stevie8271
@stevie8271 2 жыл бұрын
ooooohhh i see. yeah, yeah. ok. um one second
@NM_Tech
@NM_Tech 2 жыл бұрын
Rust: “Does anybody know if the boss’s daughter is single? She’s fine.” Pager Guy: “Oh just a second let me check that.”
@Cartoondude135
@Cartoondude135 7 жыл бұрын
1:31 I get that most of the time without the pager skill.
@kirillassasin
@kirillassasin 5 жыл бұрын
Man it’s not 2013 anymore
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020. Quit playing Payday on an Xbox 360. Edit: I apologize for this comment. I now realize that there are a majority of people who can’t afford an Xbox One.
@RikuuTheRiolu
@RikuuTheRiolu 4 жыл бұрын
Me when I hear a flat earther say a stupid opinion
@koishigameing
@koishigameing 3 жыл бұрын
@@erikallen3804 what if people can't afford next gen jackass
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 3 жыл бұрын
@@koishigameing This was 9 months ago. I understand that there are some people who can’t afford an Xbox One, and I apologize.
@aRtwoR
@aRtwoR 8 жыл бұрын
Has nobody noticed, that after operator sounds the alarm, the "weak cops" are coming to check on the situation and after a little gunfight, the SWAT comes? I see a lot of comments like: "saw a broken window, called SWAT".
@droideka1890
@droideka1890 8 жыл бұрын
it's funnier that way I think...but in OVERKILL and above they send the FBI+normal cops
@staryoshi06
@staryoshi06 8 жыл бұрын
They still send the weak cops in cars, it's scripted on most maps.
@ryanjames8555
@ryanjames8555 5 жыл бұрын
Depends on heist difficulty.
@magnusvonbraun9870
@magnusvonbraun9870 2 жыл бұрын
A theory is when they send in the police, the cops realize the robbers is the Payday Gang, which is hinted by one of their quotes: “It’s the Payday Gang! They’re crazy!” Since the Payday Gang is a notorious criminal organization, they quickly send in the law enforcement because of this.
@nickfarley2268
@nickfarley2268 9 жыл бұрын
Chains: Everything fine just waiting for this coffee to where off. Pager Guy: Hea did you forget to drink your coffee again? :)
@KyryloMudrokha
@KyryloMudrokha 3 жыл бұрын
Pager guy: "I am sending the squad team now" Bain: "You have a small army- Oh I am sorry "the" army after you".
@Rex-nm2ys
@Rex-nm2ys 9 жыл бұрын
True story: Wolf: I may accidentally fallen down.. Pager guy: Ah, great, great, great. Just a second.
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 7 жыл бұрын
Cue the players who litterally incapped themselves after missing a jump
@notacatiswear2849
@notacatiswear2849 3 жыл бұрын
another true story: "There was a...hair gel...situation.......yeah" "I-Im sorry man I gotta sound the alarm"
@shinyrayquaza9
@shinyrayquaza9 3 жыл бұрын
@@notacatiswear2849 meanwhile jackets lines are all phone number not available and that's sus
@vendybirdsvadl7472
@vendybirdsvadl7472 3 жыл бұрын
@@shinyrayquaza9 pretty sure one of Wolfs lines are about making The pager think they dialed wrong number
@cam0227
@cam0227 3 жыл бұрын
@@vendybirdsvadl7472 That's also the one where he says his name is steve when the guard's name could be anything
@AVFC_Jake_UTV
@AVFC_Jake_UTV 4 жыл бұрын
2:34 mmm... MMMM No, i'm sounding the alarm!
@Blue-jy4rf
@Blue-jy4rf 6 жыл бұрын
that pager really hates his job
@slerptds
@slerptds 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I think this place is haunted!" Pager Guy: I-, we're sending a squad down.
@bonkboi5820
@bonkboi5820 2 жыл бұрын
“Dude, you gotta send in the team! I just found john dead in- **Pew!** don’t worry control, everythings fine here.” *“Seems legit.”*
@a.behringer177
@a.behringer177 9 жыл бұрын
Hoxton: ohh yeah maybe i should pay more attention to the wall and my face Pager Guy: Ohhh i see i see
@rmhj01
@rmhj01 9 жыл бұрын
"Look I'm really sorry man but I gotta sound the alarm" NONONO DON'T DO THAT "Look I'm sorry but they're gonna fire me if I don't- I HAVE to hold on just a *alarm turns on*........shit
@some_random_merc
@some_random_merc 4 жыл бұрын
"Okay, now you're just taking advantage of me, Next time I'll sound the alarm."
@stone7742
@stone7742 4 жыл бұрын
me: *talks to a girl* girl: 0:14
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 2 жыл бұрын
The radio filter basically makes all of the enemies unintelligable
@_glitterbomb
@_glitterbomb 8 жыл бұрын
I think Jacket's responses would be convincing no matter what, I mean, he shouldn't become so suspicious with those cassettes.
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын
Overkill knew that players would abuse it if Jacket’s Pager Responses always convinced him. So they limited it even for him.
@shinyrayquaza9
@shinyrayquaza9 3 жыл бұрын
@@erikallen3804 well yeah it's a gameplay thing, but it wouldn't make sense irl
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 6 жыл бұрын
If the pager operator accepts up to four strange calls, does it imply he's working undercover for the Payday gang? If the fourth pager comes up he realizes his position is in danger, so he alerts the cops on a fifth attempt. What about Captain Smith, the guy who sends a clean-up team after a Safe House Raid?
@a.person1805
@a.person1805 3 жыл бұрын
So the reason you cant answer infinite pagers isnt because he recognizes you... it's because he's petty and dosent want you to keep on calling him?
@AWACSRumble
@AWACSRumble 3 жыл бұрын
If think it's protocol to sound the alarm if the pager is dropped too many times.
@mechanicalmacbook
@mechanicalmacbook 2 жыл бұрын
@@AWACSRumble still kinda doesn't make sense (i've heard a guard report in when playing big oil and THAT GUARD'S replies aren't making the pager guy sus) and the guard answered the pager about 4 times before i stopped stealth calling that "bile of shit"
@AWACSRumble
@AWACSRumble 2 жыл бұрын
@@mechanicalmacbook I think that's just the guard doing a regular check in with control to let them know everything's fine on their end.
@Cartoondude135
@Cartoondude135 7 жыл бұрын
Theres a new pager guy in Scarface Mansion. Please upload his quotes.
@NexuuusCoooore
@NexuuusCoooore 3 жыл бұрын
Control literally knows every time someone dies or gets taken hostage.
@Snypor
@Snypor 3 жыл бұрын
I can understand the pager button being pressed or pushed against the floor, but dominated guards that don't even reach their pagers during their cuffing animation?
@TNOFanZacharie
@TNOFanZacharie 3 жыл бұрын
@@Snypor Balance. Sadly. :(
@sealstealer5007
@sealstealer5007 6 жыл бұрын
5:36 two amazing lines :3
@MrBlueSky77
@MrBlueSky77 3 жыл бұрын
Scarface: "Sorry control, I was just scratching my balls. You don't know what I mean, cause you ain't got no balls but that's okay." Dispatch: "Ah.. great, great great. Just a second."
@RIISK04
@RIISK04 7 жыл бұрын
Alarm tripped operator realized there are no female guards.
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 5 жыл бұрын
Alarm Tripped: Pager Operator realized that no foreigners work here.
@Dr.Gaming98
@Dr.Gaming98 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments talking about how he sends an entire army when he says he’s gonna “send down some units.” With how often the payday gang is committing crimes, it’d make sense that the entire police force has been beefed up as a whole.
@carolinetang5107
@carolinetang5107 Жыл бұрын
Dark voice: mostly zeal operator and he is mainly the person that sends a squad Girl voice: unit sender The normal guy: I will sound da alarm
@rackal3753
@rackal3753 4 жыл бұрын
Spends countless lives and billions of dollars trying to stop a jewelry store robbery.
@siper647
@siper647 2 жыл бұрын
2:19 Yea I know your technical difficulties but you fucking do this again and will have to sound the alarm
@elchar3577
@elchar3577 4 жыл бұрын
Pager guy, best character
@vays95
@vays95 4 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOW, JOTARO KUJO WITH NO HAIR!!
@wizzem7890
@wizzem7890 5 жыл бұрын
1:31 woah buddy. I don't think you wanna say that to them. Im sure they could find you pretty easily.
@stukovwolffire
@stukovwolffire 4 жыл бұрын
never heard most of the "i have to sound the alarm" lines since there is little to no reason to answer the 5 pager instead of just restarting or going loud
@Dr.Gaming98
@Dr.Gaming98 3 жыл бұрын
Phone Guy (FNaF): Who are you? Pager Guy: I’m you, but stronger.
@somethinggrim9336
@somethinggrim9336 4 жыл бұрын
Many people dont appreciate how many voice line this guy got considering their jumpers around all the time and never stop to listen, I expected a few lines from him, NOT 10 MIMUTES OF HIM THO!!
@erwarsa
@erwarsa 7 жыл бұрын
"Yeah,yeah no im gonna have to sound the alarm"
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, man, I got to sound the alarm!"
@slyshadex7321
@slyshadex7321 7 жыл бұрын
How the hell does this guy know when someone dies?
@danielwalmsley6592
@danielwalmsley6592 7 жыл бұрын
Even though they were shot in the head and died instantly?
@danielwalmsley6592
@danielwalmsley6592 7 жыл бұрын
***** How does he hear any of these things if the button was not pressed? The pager operator works off-site, as far as can be told in the game.
@rx-0unicorngundam832
@rx-0unicorngundam832 7 жыл бұрын
because the radio is near the guards crotch, the boner touched the button, not them
@danielwalmsley6592
@danielwalmsley6592 7 жыл бұрын
Sgt. Mango Nice Dragan reference.
@patrickkogut2034
@patrickkogut2034 7 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely, you can hear that the guard falling after being killed jostles the pager.
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 6 жыл бұрын
me when im in a conversation “uhuh okay uhuh makes sense uhuh”
@erikallen3804
@erikallen3804 4 жыл бұрын
*”What is going on down there that makes you think you can keep dropping the Pager? I gave you the day off and this is how you repay me??? You have no idea how fired you’re gonna be if I hear that Pager one more time. I’ll sound the alarm and that’ll be that.”*
@notacatiswear2849
@notacatiswear2849 3 жыл бұрын
me in a conversation: friend: "were you even listening? what was i talking about?" me: "a hair gel...situation....yeah"
@therobotfish6715
@therobotfish6715 Жыл бұрын
What do you think the pager guy feels like after realizing he said sorry for sounding the alarm to a criminal
@therealpulp
@therealpulp 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he gets more pissed as the video goes on
@schlop1771
@schlop1771 Жыл бұрын
6:00 man's got priorities
@magnitudefallout3944
@magnitudefallout3944 4 жыл бұрын
4:20 yeah. *AND NO!* xD
@Flint_YT
@Flint_YT 3 жыл бұрын
dispatch has to sound the alarms upon the 4th discrepancy because they dont get paid otherwise
@MajorMilitron
@MajorMilitron 3 жыл бұрын
Is-is the pager in on the Payday gang? He sounds like he doesnt want to sound the alarm because he knows the plan the gang are on, the line "They're gonna fire me so I have to sound the alarm" it sounds like he just doesnt wanna do it
@arthurstaufackar8561
@arthurstaufackar8561 4 жыл бұрын
The most trolled Guy in History.
@meow_skulls
@meow_skulls 7 жыл бұрын
it's zooming in closer to the 'talkie
@mauquack
@mauquack 3 жыл бұрын
Bodhi: alpha romeo sierra echo Pager guy: yea im just gonna look into that **realizes**
@logen7959
@logen7959 2 жыл бұрын
If there was just a version of this with subtitles
@colonel_yuri
@colonel_yuri 2 жыл бұрын
literally just the telephone guy from fnaf, he was transported here after he died
@thepeskyone
@thepeskyone 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when you drop your radio 4 times and bulldozers start showing at your job?
@snailbert147
@snailbert147 2 жыл бұрын
Yeh
@NanoLT
@NanoLT 10 жыл бұрын
These are not the droids we are looking for
@Smorzandmorz
@Smorzandmorz 21 күн бұрын
“I think your full of shit” I cry before bed thinking of that one stealth I failed as a kid 😢
@generalratchet651
@generalratchet651 4 жыл бұрын
0:51 "Killed by the Chaach" xD
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 3 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like he heard all these already
@Kunnoc
@Kunnoc 3 жыл бұрын
Pager operator sounding the alarm after Sydney Rickrolled him
@andrescailhide4743
@andrescailhide4743 2 жыл бұрын
"Kinda think your the droids I'm looking for"
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