Pedal-less Bicycle?!

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@KossolaxtheForesworn 7 ай бұрын

its the public humiliation machine

@evangelicalsnever-lie9792 7 ай бұрын

😂👍

@alessandrorpglover 7 ай бұрын

designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes

@quan-uo5ws 7 ай бұрын

This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany

@E13v3N1 7 ай бұрын

What the hell😂😂😂 😭

@tnbspotter5360 7 ай бұрын

It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.

@michiel5160 8 ай бұрын

At least it won't get stolen.

@Romo2055 7 ай бұрын

The wheel still might

@lordhoweproductions3733 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@codechrist 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@davyjones7813 7 ай бұрын

I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back

@davyjones7813 7 ай бұрын

Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point

@SumtinSTINKS Ай бұрын

"Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."

@mos2505 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😅

@thegoodlookinorange1986 Ай бұрын

Best reply yet. Rollin 😅

@Caballero-zm9db Ай бұрын

😂😂

@Knightcraft42 Ай бұрын

I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg

@meditationdrumartprojectca4835 Ай бұрын

Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀

@SadTown99 Ай бұрын

Nice anti-theft system built right into its very existence

@maddog5100 5 күн бұрын

Nobody will want to steal this thing to lose street cred while riding it 😂

@reDoraemon 5 ай бұрын

going uphill : fighting for your life going downhill : praying for your life 😂😂😂

@anonomyss 5 ай бұрын

Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7

@MrGilghamesh 5 ай бұрын

Damn you make my day buddy !

@Traylormade_Chief 5 ай бұрын

HahahahahH

@bugjams 5 ай бұрын

It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.

@reDoraemon 5 ай бұрын

@@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁

@Kreptic 6 ай бұрын

Finally, a bicycle that rides you

@rumble1925 6 ай бұрын

lmao

@supershenron4688 6 ай бұрын

Lolol😂😂😂

@oximas-oe9vf 6 ай бұрын

Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂

@Jellysem_06 6 ай бұрын

🤔🤔🤔

@Klaevin 6 ай бұрын

In Soviet Russia....

@Monstervolging Ай бұрын

Never thought I'd see in my lifetime a bike with scoliosis...

@joshuahenderson Ай бұрын

“Why make simple when complicated works just as well?” - German Engineering

@thereindeertherabbitthebat592 Күн бұрын

German engineering has been in a downward spiral ever since the days of WW2 weaponry and the original Bugs/Busses... At this rate, new V-Dub's will come stock with Flintstone features 🤦‍♂️

@konstantink07 Күн бұрын

this thing is a lot simpler than normal bikes

@ericwiest1242 10 ай бұрын

Let's see you go uphill

@vupham5252 9 ай бұрын

tru dat lol

@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000 9 ай бұрын

Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao

@thistimeimhere 9 ай бұрын

@@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.

@ManchesterUtdFan 9 ай бұрын

Let’s add to this. Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?

@jameslowe2979 9 ай бұрын

@@ManchesterUtdFanthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.

@Bajicoy 7 ай бұрын

If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it

@harrykumoro4335 7 ай бұрын

😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you

@Randomkloud 7 ай бұрын

And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?

@D0minate0 7 ай бұрын

@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can

@lazomaco 7 ай бұрын

@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist

@skrrrtsusman3450 7 ай бұрын

you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too

@TheRealZombieWizard Ай бұрын

Imagine hitting a bump or curb losing your balance and snapping your neck because your head is between the frame of the bike.

@JerryCan101 29 күн бұрын

ouch

@zacmumblethunder7466 7 күн бұрын

Blimey. That'd come keen.

@AlanSaysSht 20 сағат бұрын

Found the limey@@zacmumblethunder7466

@wolvessavior Ай бұрын

Honestly if someone wore a banana suit it would fit pretty well

@KatholikoPharorah 23 күн бұрын

😂 just found something I never knew I wanted to see so bad

@talbotd27 7 ай бұрын

Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face

@mikeeforma2281 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@docwiz 7 ай бұрын

Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.

@ThePrufessa 7 ай бұрын

You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.

@Cloudy_Days. 7 ай бұрын

Imagine riding this naked

@joshuakarr-BibleMan 7 ай бұрын

@@docwiz The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.

@theinquisit0r 7 ай бұрын

If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle

@Jingling-MelO 7 ай бұрын

Right in between the butt cheeks too

@tined_trout4460 7 ай бұрын

ouch.. wedgie

@KunalSawant875 7 ай бұрын

Rip future generation

@Frost_LP 7 ай бұрын

Reminds me of cars from the Flintstones cartoon

@mylamberfeeties875 7 ай бұрын

🤣

@ajayjha5899 Ай бұрын

"More comfortable than a conventional bike", sure.

@zacmumblethunder7466 7 күн бұрын

Yeah. Dangling from a coathanger with a strap between your legs, raising your voice half an octave over ever speed bump.

@TheNate82 Ай бұрын

Still beats dealing with the airlines.

@theancientvoice9272 7 ай бұрын

This is why Aliens won't talk to us

@PeterPan-hs5tu 7 ай бұрын

😂nice❤

@szpg 7 ай бұрын

👽 ✌️ 😂

@nuttysquirrel8816 7 ай бұрын

🤣😆😂

@willemjordaan4108 7 ай бұрын

NOOO MAAAN THEYY DOOO ..

@codechrist 7 ай бұрын

Bhahahaha ❤😅

@Jes196 5 ай бұрын

“More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.

@TEXAS2459 5 ай бұрын

Yeah...so?? They never said less stressful or painful 😁😂

@TEXAS2459 5 ай бұрын

@@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.

@__keys 5 ай бұрын

It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong

@mmaforever1166 5 ай бұрын

@@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb

@__keys 5 ай бұрын

@@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid

@iWumbo34 Ай бұрын

FYSA: Those straps will cut off circulation to the major arteries down to the leg. They could even cause nerve damage

@OptimusPhillip 26 күн бұрын

"We need to make a more comfortable bike!" [Invents crucifixion machine]

@yash_kambli 10 ай бұрын

Calling this comfortable is crime.

@ToastbrotRaver 9 ай бұрын

Having your balls squished is very ergonomic

@joshuamillerknight7530 8 ай бұрын

I cannot see myself doing this

@mastowl_7112 8 ай бұрын

It's crushing your scrotch

@kikic2052 8 ай бұрын

Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk

@BASH_ANGEL 8 ай бұрын

Lol

@damntrain1862 7 ай бұрын

I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.

@steadyeddie639 7 ай бұрын

Apparently so...

@TahirAli-ri3hn 7 ай бұрын

Lol

@chrissamiselo708 7 ай бұрын

😂

@StefanVeenstra 7 ай бұрын

If people can, so can their inventions.

@bern9642 7 ай бұрын

@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.

@tommygun80127 Ай бұрын

May as well wear a sign on your back that says, "Lifetime virgin."

@zacmumblethunder7466 7 күн бұрын

Definitely, after a few laps of the park in that harness.

@seedspittinspacecowboy Ай бұрын

That's the one they roll you around and chant "Shame!"

@hatuletoh 6 ай бұрын

The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.

@monkeytimestamps4915 6 ай бұрын

All of the comments were hilarious but this one made me laugh out loud.

@JERZEEHOTBOY 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂👏🏿 🙌🏿

@supershenron4688 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@victorguzman4334 6 ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@MohamedIbrahimJRM 6 ай бұрын

😂💀

@ronque23 7 ай бұрын

Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.

@C4pungMaster 7 ай бұрын

the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains

@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622 7 ай бұрын

Cuz no one wants it💀

@jaysmooth9630 7 ай бұрын

I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅

@blaedus5318 7 ай бұрын

Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.

@rapidshareag3962 7 ай бұрын

Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!

@CellaDragon Ай бұрын

From the makers of the Flintstones, comes… The Yabadabado Bike!

@MegaMech Ай бұрын

There's no way this is ergonomic.

@bambo9350 6 ай бұрын

Everybody gangsta until you go uphill

@cheapbruh9778 6 ай бұрын

you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP

@edwardwongiii2229 6 ай бұрын

@@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.

@edwardwongiii2229 6 ай бұрын

@@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.

@edwardwongiii2229 6 ай бұрын

@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century. I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on. Have a nice day.

@edwardwongiii2229 6 ай бұрын

@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.

@wolfzillaproductions4563 7 ай бұрын

“How do you go uphill with these things?” *”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*

@riftvallance2087 7 ай бұрын

Maybe Germany doesn't have hills

@DTanix 7 ай бұрын

You walk.

@CandleWisp 7 ай бұрын

Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.

@voice_0f_reason 7 ай бұрын

How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬

@TheeOK1 7 ай бұрын

@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao

@joekaz5198 Ай бұрын

A McDonalds franchise owner is pissed that he has to replace the other half of his sign.

@GMTunes Ай бұрын

Soon we'll have plenty of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' 😂

@BeatInMySkull 7 ай бұрын

How do I bail from a bike crash? This bike: You don't. You commit to it

@DanielGlover 6 ай бұрын

There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.

@NoraIconiq 6 ай бұрын

Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.

@maulikgadhavi8356 6 ай бұрын

How do one bail out from Car crash ?

@NoraIconiq 6 ай бұрын

@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.

@West_Coast 6 ай бұрын

It's a death trap.

@shoulderBirb 6 ай бұрын

"travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*

@WhatKindOfNameNow 6 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.

@nobitatabino5959 6 ай бұрын

Is it faster than my bed rolling speed

@silver1407 5 ай бұрын

@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭

@MrKunecke 5 ай бұрын

Who needs gears when we have Knees!

@richards4986 5 ай бұрын

Why?

@DesertVox Ай бұрын

It's a constant fear of the suspension straps snapping.

@Chris_50 Ай бұрын

Looks like it could snap your neck the moment the fall sideways in an accident

@glennkrzeminski7539 7 ай бұрын

Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair

@riftvallance2087 7 ай бұрын

Perhaps a rungless ladder next.

@elmioelmo2013 7 ай бұрын

rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂

@GrimmPoetics 7 ай бұрын

It already exist. Has for a long time

@01cornflakes 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 major breakthrough

@WaryJester 7 ай бұрын

They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol

@screamingeagle5611 6 ай бұрын

Inventor: “How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”

@dianapennepacker6854 5 ай бұрын

It does seem faster and more efficent. Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall! Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles. Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.

@moakman5829 5 ай бұрын

Best comment lol 😂👍

@lethauntic 5 ай бұрын

@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.

@rodrigomoreira2306 5 ай бұрын

E o calcanhar destruido

@bradensorensen966 5 ай бұрын

@@lethauntic just wear a helmet?

@DadOffical Ай бұрын

Imagine falling over in a 5 point harness that would be impossible to get out

@zacmumblethunder7466 7 күн бұрын

Imagine lying on the floor with people all around you saying "What the flip are you doing, strapping yourself to that thing?" as the light grows ever dimmer.

@gabarwar5775 Ай бұрын

Let's not invent a bicycle again a proverb says

@thachdao3624 6 ай бұрын

- people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023 - people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿

@thebikeman5592 6 ай бұрын

And also flying cars

@elietimmy9181 6 ай бұрын

@@thebikeman5592well we are still working on that

@darukineo 6 ай бұрын

I mean if we told them it wouldn't have pedals they would be amazed

@ecos889 6 ай бұрын

We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂 Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)

@Salvaticus 6 ай бұрын

@@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical

@utschb18 5 ай бұрын

A great solution for a problem that never existed.

@carboy101 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Spinoza137 5 ай бұрын

😂

@longebane 5 ай бұрын

A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this

@seymourglass26 5 ай бұрын

I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.

@fishbuddy401 5 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@ZAYBUNY101 Ай бұрын

The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"

@Torthrodhel Ай бұрын

A pedal-less bicycle? So... um... a scooter?

@rainbow_vader 5 ай бұрын

"we'll have flying cars in the future" The future: we removed the bike from your bike

@markh3885 5 ай бұрын

It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?

@majzerofive 5 ай бұрын

"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable

@knowledgeiswealth. 5 ай бұрын

But We have flying cars also 😑

@ElectroNicko_ 5 ай бұрын

@knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn

@knowledgeiswealth. 5 ай бұрын

@@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"

@carlbrown1000 6 ай бұрын

Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents "The NoPussy-inator"

@venom19891989 6 ай бұрын

Hahahaha. That's hilarious 😂😂

@ndhambi 6 ай бұрын

😭😭💀

@karaqakkzl 6 ай бұрын

Since when Doof dating with Cupcakke 😂😂😂

@thefirsttrillionaire2925 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I just cried!

@No-cc1fq 6 ай бұрын

Damn i guess i've been hit

@dienvidbriedis1184 Ай бұрын

When your wife's boyfriend don't know what to get you for Christmas..

@jaysharky1711 Ай бұрын

Up next, the engine-less car! Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"

@nicolaspets4975 7 ай бұрын

The most potent contraceptive ever created

@damnpretzel 7 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@hitlertentounossalvar 7 ай бұрын

He should have been aborted.

@idfkidc 7 ай бұрын

Well then you're not using it right 😉

@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 7 ай бұрын

Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.

@ES11777 7 ай бұрын

@@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂

@NoahBailey33 7 ай бұрын

“The design is very human”

@dr.zoidberg8666 7 ай бұрын

"You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"

@LearnandLive97 7 ай бұрын

😂

@ZigealFaust 7 ай бұрын

"Very easy to use."

@almakabban9996 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@descendency 7 ай бұрын

it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.

@matthewtaylor3308 Ай бұрын

For fuck’s sake. South Park predicted the future again.

@BLACK-FANTASY Ай бұрын

- It's a skin Walker - Nah bro it's my cycle

@nathanlevine5825 5 ай бұрын

CONS: Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains Can't bail out since you're strapped in Straps hurt rider's crotch PROS Gives everyone a much-needed laugh Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene

@franciscomedina6729 5 ай бұрын

Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip

@deenad3562 5 ай бұрын

PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device

@dondin6093 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@nadeshikorealnofake2237 5 ай бұрын

@@franciscomedina6729 Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.

@Qualicabyss 5 ай бұрын

To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical

@ThePtownPlaya 7 ай бұрын

When you fix something that isn't broken.

@isaacnelson4503 6 ай бұрын

When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.

@Dread_2137 6 ай бұрын

I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.

@alphagt62 6 ай бұрын

It sure doesn’t look comfortable

@chickennuggetman2593 6 ай бұрын

But... I like it...

@zizhaohu741 6 ай бұрын

well, nothing is broken until something better is built

@maxcar7298 Ай бұрын

"There's mud on the road, let me stick my feet right on it"

@aminnasir4431 Ай бұрын

Get pegged by a bike is wild 😂😂😂

@100drips 5 ай бұрын

Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.

@tjenadonn6158 5 ай бұрын

The Suicycle.

@roseedge5626 5 ай бұрын

At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.

@positivewarrior5206 5 ай бұрын

This thread 😂😂😂

@HafidzMurshidie 5 ай бұрын

@@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product

@MultiMangoPie 5 ай бұрын

@@roseedge5626 nevermore

@TimJapan 5 ай бұрын

“your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

@SmallSpoonBrigade 4 ай бұрын

It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.

@TimJapan 4 ай бұрын

The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade

@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 4 ай бұрын

@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to. And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.

@tezcatlipoca6336 4 ай бұрын

Jurassic bicycle.

@J-Vasa Ай бұрын

This seems like it would be terrible for your spine. Also the harness around the groin, you aren’t meant to be in those for a long time because they can restrict circulation

@player_566-1 8 күн бұрын

My bike isn’t that weird Bros bike:

@The_Ghetto_Gothix 7 ай бұрын

Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'

@ivancap4232 7 ай бұрын

also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far

@cbk-te7ru 7 ай бұрын

That whacky German sense of humor

@sunnydivino 7 ай бұрын

And more humilliating

@tylerdavis3 7 ай бұрын

Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.

@Veltrosstho 7 ай бұрын

How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?

@gopalnk-sd6sh 5 ай бұрын

He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.

@manaspradhan8041 5 ай бұрын

@javiermendez9365 5 ай бұрын

He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.

@aminaahmet1025 5 ай бұрын

😂

@GolemDude 5 ай бұрын

Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine

@K-Choi 5 ай бұрын

Uphill biking

@user-wh8co2wi4y Ай бұрын

I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.

@anastasisparastatidis5479 Ай бұрын

"If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike" *Bet.*

@dr.ticklebum2385 7 ай бұрын

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcom

@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler 6 ай бұрын

/ahem..../ Dr. Malcom btw

@DantesAvian 6 ай бұрын

@@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler spared no expense

@desertrat1357 6 ай бұрын

I bring scientist......you bring a Rockstar. Are you familiar with the chaos theory?

@Scampi95 5 ай бұрын

If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string

@tregrenos8615 5 ай бұрын

It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.

@theaterhobo 5 ай бұрын

Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof

@bisess3689 5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@harryv6752 5 ай бұрын

Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly. Keep on rockin'! 🤟

@dpssaboteur3799 5 ай бұрын

south park in real life

@devonlatrell5767 28 күн бұрын

you wont fall off the bike, but you will fall when the bike falls

@shaggy44zebra Ай бұрын

How do we make the most efficient form of transportation less efficient? -Some German engineer

@derp6424 9 ай бұрын

Finally the Flintstones bicycle.

@thomaswillis1569 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jasonking442 7 ай бұрын

Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...

@flynnstone3580 7 ай бұрын

They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕

@BenSamara 7 ай бұрын

Ride it up hill

@rsuriyop 7 ай бұрын

They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.

@AdrienMitchell69 5 ай бұрын

"it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.

@timdiligence 5 ай бұрын

😂

@bahrawijaya 5 ай бұрын

Lol at the top.😂😂😂😂

@anamidutta2 5 ай бұрын

At least it has wheels 😂

@IsraelWillBeFree 5 ай бұрын

Lololol

@IsraelWillBeFree 5 ай бұрын

@@anamidutta2at least lolol

@marcelw6440 Ай бұрын

Germany has a uh, history... of designing fantastic machines.

@theofficialfluffy 13 күн бұрын

For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀 same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard

@marlonwhite2257 5 ай бұрын

"Mommy, I want to look like a jackass"

@mamanova2657 5 ай бұрын

Lmfao

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@wp4872 5 ай бұрын

This ain’t a bike, thats a ball strangulation device 😂

@scrotooftheninefingers218 5 ай бұрын

Hell yeah dude. Strap me in!!

@nathanhoffman20000 5 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@corvega_joe 5 ай бұрын

It was invented by a German so of course there’s an element of degeneracy to it.

@tjenadonn6158 5 ай бұрын

The CBTransporter

@aminaahmet1025 5 ай бұрын

😂

@JESUS.saves.Repent. 13 күн бұрын

It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.

@Aiden83948 25 күн бұрын

That how I look when I push the cart at Walmart and I lean over it and it feels like I’m flying

@ericaceous1652 5 ай бұрын

I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature

@SofaKingShit 5 ай бұрын

Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.

@dsredbeard4869 5 ай бұрын

Your head and neck are fucked if you crash

@heathernoak4536 5 ай бұрын

Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!

@Scooterbeerrun 4 ай бұрын

lots of decapitations on that ride

@bobs5596 4 ай бұрын

it's got you by your balls..

@The_Hero 7 ай бұрын

This is the equivalent of strapping a pencil to your index finger to write with

@professorx3060 7 ай бұрын

Handypen by Jacksfilms

@jokestermasteroflaughter7754 7 ай бұрын

Hey that worked great in elementary school

@cakeandicecream1582 7 ай бұрын

Why would you say that? You severely wron for saying that.

@BigGleemRecords 7 ай бұрын

@@cakeandicecream1582 why not just rollerblade😂

@cakeandicecream1582 7 ай бұрын

@@BigGleemRecords is that the best you got? Come on, let’s hear what else you got.

@blueman4232 9 күн бұрын

Can we get a wheel-less bicycle next????

@YggDroid-fh2kk Ай бұрын

Imagine someone trying to take this bike from you 😂

@justanotherenglishspeaking684 5 ай бұрын

Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much My sitting posture:

@Tubie1111 5 ай бұрын

You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷‍♀️

@justinbarton8808 4 ай бұрын

You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.

@thiccburger290 7 ай бұрын

Bro just reinvented Fred Flintstone’s car and thought he was onto something 😂

@bullballsallday 7 ай бұрын

😆🤣 🏆

@smoothonthebeat 7 ай бұрын

This wins 👏 👏 👏 🤣😂🤪

@geomeerson6478 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍✨✨✨💯💯💯💁🤦

@geomeerson6478 7 ай бұрын

Éclaté 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍✨✨✨💯💯💯💁🤦

@cara-setun Ай бұрын

Bro: “remember how they had those stockades of shame in the middle ages?”

@TAMIKKOBEASTY 11 күн бұрын

This is an awesome training tool for long distance marathon runners on flat back roads. 🏃🏻‍♀️💨♥️😍

@Us12346re 6 ай бұрын

When your solution needs a problem 😂

@tum2 6 ай бұрын

Just imagine 😂

@ppppppppppp-wo9sp 6 ай бұрын

😂

@nikoraasu6929 5 ай бұрын

@amitranaware9356then get a normal bike?

@tyreeross81 7 ай бұрын

A resolution to a nonexistent problem

@AntilleanConfederation 7 ай бұрын

Yup like communism.

@double_joseph327 7 ай бұрын

@@AntilleanConfederationmore like reinventing the wheel… you took it a little far..

@rizizum 7 ай бұрын

@@AntilleanConfederation Dude just had to bring politics into a bike video

@AntilleanConfederation 7 ай бұрын

@@rizizum sorry to trigger you Karly Marx

@AntilleanConfederation 7 ай бұрын

@@double_joseph327 are you a communist

@minteherms6784 Ай бұрын

Impossible to be more comfortable! You saw it in the video! He didn't know were to put his feet.

@stewielebowski5928 Ай бұрын

How about the proverb: “don’t rediscover the bicycle” ?

@ndure8318 7 ай бұрын

Skooma is a hell of a drug

@StaccatoRedFox 7 ай бұрын

😮 a man of culture I see. Well met traveler.

@LitSFC 7 ай бұрын

Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.

@vladzignus2069 7 ай бұрын

Sweet moon sugar

@Joosh_Canoe 7 ай бұрын

Skooma nuts LMAOOOOOOOO goteem

@dascheff3069 7 ай бұрын

Hahahah spat out my water!

@NavyBluee 6 ай бұрын

My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.

@nodell8729 6 ай бұрын

This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes

@MaybeDOOM 6 ай бұрын

@@nodell8729no you’re not stfu

@user-dm3kg7sp4h 6 ай бұрын

Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂

@franciscoduarte1925 6 ай бұрын

What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?

@Celloide 6 ай бұрын

Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡

@Dsr-fq7db Ай бұрын

This is a wingless Aeroplane ✈️ but travels faster to take you closer to death 😊

@Bereket-vr3gc 16 сағат бұрын

Bicycle : Pedaless Accident : Legless

@-still_water- 7 ай бұрын

the only bike I can draw from memory

@jeromemarshall9930 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Giveaway_133 7 ай бұрын

Lmao

@stefankaiser3354 7 ай бұрын

°U°

@connoisseuroftigolbitts 7 ай бұрын

The “Yabba Dabba Doo” Bike! 😂😂

@ItsKball 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DjDeazyTz 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@opiumextract2934 7 ай бұрын

Yabba dabba damn it!

@MrDirector88 7 ай бұрын

Kids of 90s will understand your comment. 😊

@NewaccountNumber 7 ай бұрын

@@MrDirector88i dont care

@Ata.TeaGargler Ай бұрын

You forgot to mention that it also makes you look like a complete fool in public

@FunkBastid Ай бұрын

For the low cost of 1,000€, and your remaining dignity, you too can have one.

@Well_Earned_Siesta 6 ай бұрын

"ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind

@freehand.underhand 6 ай бұрын

mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"

@rleriche5044 5 ай бұрын

@@freehand.underhand lol

@tehfuqizg0inon588 5 ай бұрын

That one southpark episode

@bugsy742 5 ай бұрын

@@freehand.underhand😂🤝

@M3LP 5 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.

@gtassa01 7 ай бұрын

The true cost is your self esteem as you willingly go out in public riding it, or rather have it ride you

@Mimi-zk8rq 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@brexitgreens 7 ай бұрын

I remember how people ridiculed cyclists over a century ago exactly in the same way.

@sam-515 7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@_The_Traveler_ Ай бұрын

And then you get the speed wobbles going down a particularly steep hill, and realize that you can't just slow yourself down with your legs because they're not designed to absorb the kind of shock a traditional bike is designed to, and you can't bail in soft grass on the side of the road or someone's yard because you're literally strapped to a vehicle that has locked and suspended your core and upper body in a way that can't be adjusted unless you take your hands off of the bars and unclip the various tethers around your chest and waist, and allow the bike to literally roll over you as you fall into the gap between the wheels. Sounds like a great time.