Pedestrian Question - Are You Carrying a Condom on You?
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6 жыл бұрынAccording to the Centers for Disease Control, incidents of sexually transmitted diseases, have reached a record high in the United States. This made Jimmy wonder if people still carried condoms in their wallets. So we went out to Hollywood Blvd. and asked people 'Are you carrying a condom on you?' in a new #PedestrianQuestion.
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Pedestrian Question - Are You Carrying a Condom on You?
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@kevinakin1920 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine some one saying “I’m wearing one right now” 😂😂😂😂
@greecem9358 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@_miguel_jm6140 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 im dead
@shaned1500 5 жыл бұрын
Creed from the office would say that
@karstenbaniba80 5 жыл бұрын
I am
@chriscross1214 5 жыл бұрын
@Kevin Akin, imagine a girl said that, yikes
@BS_stuG 6 жыл бұрын
I’m a freshman in college, so I carry a condom in my wallet. Not because I expect to use it, just to keep the hope alive.
@LASR2ND 6 жыл бұрын
Jawel Zimbabwe 😂 your a god.
@BS_stuG 6 жыл бұрын
Deadpool Haha thanks, you’re probably right
@shutdowncorner7743 6 жыл бұрын
Don't use it though, wallet condoms tend to break.
@DaK1ller 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a freshman in college also, but I don't carry a condom with me😂
@BS_stuG 6 жыл бұрын
Proud American Jesus, thanks haha, I actually didn’t know that 😅 you may have just saved me from getting someone pregnant
@Lisa-ok8ng 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: “Condoms in Germany are called Flugelhorns, that’s a fact.” Every german in the comments: “What is that?????”
@Siegbert85 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, never heard.
@katyastow6892 4 жыл бұрын
Yah a flugelhorn is an instrument
@leenguyen6056 4 жыл бұрын
Did Jimmy just r/wooosh y’all?
@Siegbert85 4 жыл бұрын
@@leenguyen6056 I'm afraid so :(
@IrishGlen1998 4 жыл бұрын
It's a joke ffs don't take it so literal😂😂
@nimluikham11 5 жыл бұрын
The magnum sized condom was actually for Emily
@SebastianElholm 5 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST
@ImNotADeeJay 5 жыл бұрын
that's because she is into BBCs
@TheEchelon 5 жыл бұрын
Hal That one flew over your head huh
@emily8323 5 жыл бұрын
Nim Luikham I-
@nimluikham11 5 жыл бұрын
@@emily8323 Say it, you devil!
@danielricciardosnose694 6 жыл бұрын
Lol Jimmy "I never did either... I was always a realist"
@Drew-jm7kc 6 жыл бұрын
We watched the same video
@mivical 6 жыл бұрын
Jrue they were pointing out a funny part no need to b salty
@cbg01 2 жыл бұрын
@@Drew-jm7kc lol
@kaiz1845 2 жыл бұрын
Rare moment of genuine humor from Kimmel
@bernhardsonn7758 2 жыл бұрын
So am i
@musicalpriss1364 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m here for abstinence, purity, and sunshine.” Me: Awwww. He’s vibin. :)
@Killerbee4712 4 жыл бұрын
"are you carrying a condom?" me: no "why" me: too lonely cant relate
@tobeythebully3893 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@subm2455 4 жыл бұрын
Lonely has nothing to do with having sex.
@decencysins7801 4 жыл бұрын
@@subm2455 It does. Specially when a person is introvert and they aren't confident enough to have sex. They are likely anti-social so sex is a big decision for them.
@subm2455 4 жыл бұрын
@@decencysins7801 first of all a person can be old school, which means that he or she may not want to go all the way before they know that they really love or want to be with each other, in this case a person need not carry a condom in hope of getting laid with a random person. One can also connect with another person and things can work out eventually irrelevant if that person is an introvert or extrovert because in this case sex comes much later in the picture. Your case is true for people who just want to get laid first and love comes last, yes there are many people who are like that. In this case for the set of people who dont care about being rejected or judged or how the other person might feel gets lucky, and the ones who are more concerned about getting rejected end up not taking the risk and go back alone. Confidence is something where you have knowledge about a subject(by subject I mean that it can be anything) and you are confident that you can solve a problem if you get stuck. But then again if you think that the probability of having sexual partners is a subject and a person is confident enough in knowing about it then that just sounds shallow(only to me not generalizing) because you can never know how the other person is on the inside and if you want to connect with that person at all !! Last but not the least a person can have lots of sex with random people and still end up being lonely on the inside because of no emotional connection but only animal sex.
@decencysins7801 4 жыл бұрын
@@subm2455 Well my point is specific. You cannot just say that being lonely has "got nothing to do" with having sex. In fact, if you think one word lonely is specific then I guess you're wrong. One way cannot describe one meaning in one particular definition. That's why I said "it does" because *lonely* does have a "possibility" to disengage the connection between sexual suggestiveness or sexual intent. If that confused you then your statement was clearly "subjective". On the other hand, it has subtance. It's significant but irrelevant with this matter.
@krispybananaz 4 жыл бұрын
Weird Al Yankovic was randomly in an interview and nobody in the comments is talking about it!?!?!?!?!?
@IMORTALGIANT 4 жыл бұрын
IK
@deebrandt007 4 жыл бұрын
I was like yooooooo!
@OzzieTheHead 4 жыл бұрын
I did. But I am questioning the same
@theautistic.teacher 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@varunbiju6870 4 жыл бұрын
Ik lol
@caseynettlex3965 5 жыл бұрын
2:30 in the background it is the same man they asked a minute ago with the curly hair and yellow shirt lmao
@AliGasanov13 5 жыл бұрын
Its Fake
@alephnull4044 5 жыл бұрын
He's walking by just to hear whether she has one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@DaniDeVitoooo 5 жыл бұрын
ARMYYY
@otis9427 5 жыл бұрын
That's my friend Ashton's uncle ;;;)))
@dtk4341 5 жыл бұрын
Nice catch xd
@marianlinse9000 6 жыл бұрын
We don't call condoms flugelhorn... that's a fact 😂
@RembrandtRasmus 6 жыл бұрын
Marian Linse we call them "Lümmeltüte"
@nxrl.n7710 6 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm shooketh
@leah9818 6 жыл бұрын
I know right 😂😂😂
@wora1111 6 жыл бұрын
XONE911 Or "Überzieher", if you remember the old song...
@MeisterQ 6 жыл бұрын
Or just "Gummi" :P
@dickydoodle8454 5 жыл бұрын
Got mine right here..been in my wallet since '98
@alexkg1 5 жыл бұрын
where it will stay for another 2 decades
@dickydoodle8454 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexkg1 gonna pass it on to my granddaughter
@alexkg1 5 жыл бұрын
@@dickydoodle8454 keeping it in the family. I like that
@shawbros 4 жыл бұрын
1898
@user-ok8yq6nc6x 4 жыл бұрын
I still have my goat intestines condom from 1852 in my wallet to this day
@DavidLee-yr5kr 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for abstinence, purity, and sunshine. And syphilis
@tristanhavrilak6048 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he's just there for weed
@cephalonrolli5678 3 жыл бұрын
yeah bcz your chances of getting syphilis are definitely so high if you avoid sex
@thisulwickramarachchi2380 2 жыл бұрын
@@cephalonrolli5678 what how?
@amelialaird2281 2 жыл бұрын
@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 it’s called sarcasm
@itsmeayansheikh 2 жыл бұрын
@@amelialaird2281 😂😂
@troymcclure8931 6 жыл бұрын
Weird Al is so precious
@spookygf3034 6 жыл бұрын
cielo zzzul ikr
@divine6867 6 жыл бұрын
he truly is
@LivingLife-hk8ov 6 жыл бұрын
cielo zzzul he's so cute🤣🤣🤣 his smile is precious!
@frosta7206 6 жыл бұрын
cielo zzzul he is tiny tim
@Primalxbeast 6 жыл бұрын
Kim Machiiko Yeah, pause just before he walks offscreen and look at that smile. He's such a sweety.
@MsKiamo 6 жыл бұрын
I immediately knew the German guy would carry a condom, I'm from Germany and like literally everyone I know carries a condom in their wallet at all times
@MrNotebookguy 6 жыл бұрын
He literally showed it like an ID card
@ivygaines5400 6 жыл бұрын
Why
@MsKiamo 6 жыл бұрын
Neko Girl bc safe sex
@jessicaarmy-animegirl9454 6 жыл бұрын
Leonie Kiamo same I am from Germany too 😂😂and my friend has condom every time with her
@Moa.connect 6 жыл бұрын
Leonie Kiamo fr, everybody i know has à condom in their Wallet in Germany
@noahjoe6988 5 жыл бұрын
Martin der Ehrenbruder🇩🇪🇩🇪
@Anonymous-pq9sf 5 жыл бұрын
Was sind Flugelhorns
@noahjoe6988 5 жыл бұрын
Ich hab keine Ahnung 🤷♂️
@anonwithamnesia 5 жыл бұрын
Florim Springmann kondome Bruder haha
@anonwithamnesia 5 жыл бұрын
Man kennt ihn den spießer
@noahjoe6988 5 жыл бұрын
Calledmaxi echt so😂
@xxafthabxx9346 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: Let's make America great again Americans: Where is America?
@Maheshrpsharma 5 жыл бұрын
on Emily's bag
@SmOskar 4 жыл бұрын
Wrong video
@cynthiakila1161 4 жыл бұрын
America is north , central, and South America . So yeah it’s confusing
@dkwhattouseasusername1012 4 жыл бұрын
@@cynthiakila1161 lol why would they call their own country a continent even tho its not
@Skittles1987 4 жыл бұрын
@@dkwhattouseasusername1012 When people say America they are usually referring to the United States
@loreleicritelli3546 6 жыл бұрын
*and sunshine*
@emmarukeyser5468 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy has aged like a fine wine
@TheGurp7 6 жыл бұрын
The beard really suites him.
@neelmoudgil4962 6 жыл бұрын
Money
@NinjaDino 6 жыл бұрын
All men age like fine wine.
@timg2447 6 жыл бұрын
It's called weight-loss and sexy stubble.
@keylay9453 6 жыл бұрын
You could make the argument that he actually looks better than he did during his man show days.
@mudboy8059 5 жыл бұрын
“I always wondered if Weird Al carried a condom” Me too Jimmy, me too
@Rioebroangling1 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know who he is?.....
@theautistic.teacher 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rioebroangling1 who doesn't?
@keithhinchcliffe5629 4 жыл бұрын
@@theautistic.teacher millions of people .. YT is an International forum. nobody outside the U.S. knows who he is ...
@theautistic.teacher 4 жыл бұрын
@@keithhinchcliffe5629 I`m not from US and I know who he is
@mireilledischer3380 2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean accordion?
@darcywonsick7835 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time in FRIENDS when Joey pulled out his accordion of like 50 condoms
@kshitijpandey7618 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@averygymnast5157 5 жыл бұрын
OMG yaaaassssssss
@lujitsu1251 4 жыл бұрын
Darcy Wonsick would you like to be tongue punched in the poop box, or somewhere close to it ? 😏
@FuTheSikk 4 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for somebody to actually do the same thing in this interview that would've been epic
@Dargonkin527 2 жыл бұрын
@@FuTheSikk I figured Weird Al was gonna do it but was wrong :(
@amy4ever2010 6 жыл бұрын
So good to see Weird Al :)
@boreduser12 6 жыл бұрын
The question for the audience should have been: Is that the real Weird Al?
@magicrat74 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, I used to be one of the naive ones that believed the pedestrians were random people on the street - now I am feeling a little doubt :p
@001GenLee 6 жыл бұрын
yep
@imnotevengerman4981 6 жыл бұрын
Amina M. Dzesiii amina
@haakonbjor6345 6 жыл бұрын
Gg
@Justiniuss 6 жыл бұрын
Does wearing it count?
@ush4441 6 жыл бұрын
Always prepare my boy... always prepare
@TrollPriestZandum 6 жыл бұрын
always hard? Just by like what, a light breeze?
@Justiniuss 6 жыл бұрын
TrollPriestZandum dunno But I don't have morning wood I have day wood.
@ScribbledRiddles 6 жыл бұрын
Only if it's in the ass.
@Justiniuss 6 жыл бұрын
Scribbled Riddles hmmmm you’re on to something there or in to something I should say.
@ryan-garycollins7045 5 жыл бұрын
Id carry a condom with me but im a realist and know theirs no point 🤣
@Shakester71 4 жыл бұрын
Weird Al Yankovic wasn't actually part of the show? He wasn't really just a pedestrian strolling the sidewalks of LA and nobody recognized him?
@jennifersosna8024 4 жыл бұрын
Shakester71 I was wondering the same thing! At first I thought it was staged, but he looks completely off guard by the question and totally not in character.
@billbeliakoff5589 3 жыл бұрын
It took me a second to recognize him, the hat threw me off. So I'm guessing that after people passed him they were asking themselves "was that Weird Al ?"
@TotalMK 6 жыл бұрын
Emily was quite good looking
@gabrielkowalski3086 5 жыл бұрын
lol... you didn‘t even see her eyes.
@pinkegg4474 5 жыл бұрын
She prefers a magnum so good luck 😅
@Shdefat 5 жыл бұрын
Pink Egg not even close , FeelsBadMan
@alexandrufilipescu1301 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinkegg4474 Cmon, it's not that big. What are the actual sizes of an Magnum?
@pinkegg4474 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexandrufilipescu1301 hmmmm who knows? Show it to me 😏
@shivaumesh1129 6 жыл бұрын
I love Weird Al!!!!
@KaKa-hz3du 6 жыл бұрын
shiva umesh you look like him
@youfuckingmomo1632 6 жыл бұрын
shiva umesh youre fuckin ugly bro goddam
@AllTimeNiamh 6 жыл бұрын
M
@sarahn.2296 6 жыл бұрын
shiva umesh you're really handsome 😍
@Cookieandcreame51 6 жыл бұрын
You’re so cute!
@caseydefreitas2138 5 жыл бұрын
Emily stole my soul. Wow. I've never loved another woman just from seeing them like this. Emily is amazing.
@marcopolo2395 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha based hopeless romantic
@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337 3 жыл бұрын
Creepy simp
@caseydefreitas2138 3 жыл бұрын
@@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337 I can't even remember commenting this hahahaha, must've been a spur of the moment thing 😂
@hbgguled2495 2 жыл бұрын
@@caseydefreitas2138 she fine though
@bear-qe7ep 2 жыл бұрын
Who is Emily?
@hpjoshua 5 жыл бұрын
i've never seen a condom until freshman year of college when they were passing them out during the 1st week of the new school year. I took a handful of them b/c i thought they were band-aids, until i came to my dorm and opened one. Made sense why the lady who was passing them out gave me a funny look. I thought it was b/c i took too much and was being greedy.
@sovietunionsmostnotoriousk5031 5 жыл бұрын
inVIcious lmao 🤣
@Will-ht2ny 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337 3 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious 😂
@aur9035 2 жыл бұрын
Aw
@increduleingrate83 2 жыл бұрын
During my sophomore year, we had a sexual education event where there was a« spinning the wheel » game where we could win gifts. So, I spun the wheel and won a « lollipop » that was wrapped. The only thing I did not know was that, the lollipop wasn’t really a lollipop but a condom wrapped like a candy. While going to my chem class, I unwrapped the lollipop and was shocked to find that it was a condom. I was so embarrassed and looked around to see if anyone saw what I had just unwrapped and threw the whole thing immediately in the trash can. I was a firm believer of « no primarital sex » back then (still am til this day) that’s why I did not see the need of keeping the condom.
@selinashiny6343 6 жыл бұрын
lol only jimmy would come up with that question to ask 😭😅
@xwhels 6 жыл бұрын
Selina Ram well the writers really not jimmy
@marktheshark9685 6 жыл бұрын
its not Jimmy, its his Cousin Sal, the other Dude, most of the "REALLY" Funny comedy ideas are His!!
@Earthquakes-ft7fs 6 жыл бұрын
Selina Ram i know right
@TheRock2988r 6 жыл бұрын
Selina Ram 666th like
@yisraeleinhorn1661 6 жыл бұрын
Selina Ram actually it’s his Jewish writers 😉 😂
@wizardplum 6 жыл бұрын
Keeping condoms in your wallet for longer than a week is probanly a bad idea for anyone wondering. Too much heat and friction will damage it
@Tadpole69 6 жыл бұрын
Derek B legit? How bad is it lol
@almeruk9838 6 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest here...it’ll probably never be used at least for me. 😔
@JohnSmith-yi9cp 6 жыл бұрын
FeelsYoshiMan no not with that adittute atleast
@mesogastricumdorsale4753 6 жыл бұрын
Had a condom in wallet and it broke
@davidjraz9166 6 жыл бұрын
Derek B dang really i always carry it on my wallet
@Saurabh_Tewari007 4 жыл бұрын
That German guy is like "I'm always prepared"
@rakuichijou4800 4 жыл бұрын
Emily might be setting someone up for a awkward moment😂😂
@glennduke5853 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck Emily: From a smaller guy.
@Rosemary-oe3zy 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Emily has a D
@tonyp3379 6 жыл бұрын
2:30 the guy looking for purity is in the back
@sabrinagarcia4238 6 жыл бұрын
red_jalapenio 877 good eye
@issajuju7886 6 жыл бұрын
sunshine boy
@aldopadron1520 6 жыл бұрын
If i were him, i'd stop looking and check the girl on camera now haha
@kaylileger6422 6 жыл бұрын
red_jalapenio 877 ii
@dheeranwiggins1218 6 жыл бұрын
Parmesan Cheese same
@NDBit 6 жыл бұрын
So the German guy and the girl have condoms Shocker The American men, though Nope
@internetcrap7 5 жыл бұрын
Well, let's think about this logically. They could have a gf/wife. They're realists and know they ain't gettin any from some randoms off the streets. They could also have them at home next to their night stands. Not having a condom on you whilst you walk around the street in the daytime does not reflect whether a person practices safe sex or not.
@corinnaherzog-burkart7005 4 жыл бұрын
The Americans just used them our just dont use them,thats why there are so many diseases and fatherless children
@preciouswelll.marshilong4133 4 жыл бұрын
What is his last word by the way i can't get it
@aspiringscientist1616 4 жыл бұрын
@@corinnaherzog-burkart7005 Are u a German??? Plz plz plz plz plz plz reply
@herrarne6814 4 жыл бұрын
@@aspiringscientist1616 the name indicates that
@siiiiiu7924 3 жыл бұрын
We all clicked the video for emily
@rashidrabia999 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that all the audience didn't recognize Weird Al is an insult to music
@benwhite2004 6 жыл бұрын
Weird Al lol
@gabeslaga523 6 жыл бұрын
Bowlcut Boy yeah was that him?
@carewser 6 жыл бұрын
yup
@rashadchowdhury523 6 жыл бұрын
Can you do this outside of church on Sunday? This will be hilarious 😆
@precious94 6 жыл бұрын
Why?
@007Fusiion 6 жыл бұрын
Let there be light!
@CliqueOverAnything 6 жыл бұрын
RASHAD CHOWDHURY religious ppl actually have sex quite frequently since the wife is supposed to be please their spouse
@TheSubipaul 6 жыл бұрын
How about a mosque rashad ?
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
CliqueOverAnything but most organised religions are about life/procreation. I'm from India and I've never come across any philosophy of any organised religion or Hindu philosophy being too accepting of contraception or even ways like ejaculating outside to avoid conception.
@chiragkaushik7748 4 жыл бұрын
I love how much americans are open up about these things . If i imagine this in my country india that would be turn into serious issue . 😅
@cicciograziani6697 4 жыл бұрын
looking at the population number, there is no really need to ask...
@chiragkaushik7748 4 жыл бұрын
@@cicciograziani6697 but peoples like you force me to think again . Immaturity and lack of brains is the speciality of you guys . Wake up and grow up kids !
@cicciograziani6697 4 жыл бұрын
@@chiragkaushik7748 Considering you have the second most populated country in the world and a popolation density of 464 per km2, over double my country for an example, there was some truth in my irony.
@nightowlnativeflute9496 4 жыл бұрын
Chirag Kaushik he was saying that there is a lot of sex going in your country because of your countries population but no one is open to talking about it.
@chiragkaushik7748 4 жыл бұрын
@@nightowlnativeflute9496 they do sex with their own married partners not just with anyone hanging on roads and ended up with banging in cars or makes it their profession for living . CHILL NOW
@pjudispajz4577 4 жыл бұрын
In Europe almost everyone has a condom in their wallet
@bane7847 4 жыл бұрын
j w loved it
@vanillathrilla2677 4 жыл бұрын
Yo. I'm on my way.
@ashoksorout1742 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that ??
@silkeachtziger 4 жыл бұрын
well I'm from Germany and I never even purchased a condom
@gluestickgenius2644 4 жыл бұрын
source?
@Kimbeeerleeey 6 жыл бұрын
You definitely should not keep a condom in your wallet. The heat will damage the condom and will make it rip.
@jennahannen9001 6 жыл бұрын
And thats how kids are made
@Lydia-nw6bt 6 жыл бұрын
What heat? Why is your wallet so hot?
@barryhuffer8542 6 жыл бұрын
Where else do u keep it then ?
@kristianb1854 6 жыл бұрын
I live in norway....
@alexanderrivera5747 6 жыл бұрын
Lydia Bunyard nigga yo cheeks are warm
@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын
I ALWAYS carry a condom on me. This one. It expired in 1989, but let's face it.. that'll never be an issue.
@munkybiz6737 6 жыл бұрын
New Message Yes, the medical term for that is "disuse atrophy".
@Rain-zh6du 6 жыл бұрын
Im having an urge to click on your icon
@wake984 6 жыл бұрын
New Message I
@melvinmendez5978 6 жыл бұрын
That’s sad
@maryamshaw1739 6 жыл бұрын
New Message iii
@mothmansimp 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t put condoms in your wallets!!! They tend to break easier!
@detectiveben1096 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, is that true?
@shawbros 4 жыл бұрын
@@detectiveben1096 yes
@shashwatsinha5291 4 жыл бұрын
@@detectiveben1096 yeah. Carry it in like at the pocket of ur shirt
@gluestickgenius2644 4 жыл бұрын
@@detectiveben1096 Yes, the warmth is no good for the plastic and you risk puncturing it wth something pointy. Best stored in some solid container you do not wear close to the body.
@jimkirby9959 4 жыл бұрын
After a while they become "family size."
@charlesjang4854 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone got Emily's @? Asking for a friend
@alexkerr9389 5 жыл бұрын
2:29 the guy that was interviewed at 1:29 passed in the background!!
@gacont1872 5 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@ariana6215 5 жыл бұрын
Random Channel I
@phoenicianknight7801 5 жыл бұрын
I read that as pissed and had to look at the footage twice
@onetwo9500 5 жыл бұрын
@@phoenicianknight7801 lmao same
@bitTorrenter 5 жыл бұрын
Good shout
@exh-hm2sm 6 жыл бұрын
emily was pretty
@deepapudasaini7629 6 жыл бұрын
Mia that's why she is carrying one😂
@arthuryousefi4349 6 жыл бұрын
She sort of looks like Sarah Conner from Terminator
@luisalejandro6927 6 жыл бұрын
and hot
@saccharine8095 6 жыл бұрын
Was? You mean she’s dead??
@laurenisgay1787 6 жыл бұрын
same
@TheNecrosis90 3 жыл бұрын
Its a tough job keeping a straight face while asking this question, shoutout to the interviewer!
@Lady0fTheNight 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we Germans are always prepared ;D I also usually have one or two condoms in my bag at all times
@mountainguyed67 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitishsharma7545 In a moment of passion you don’t want to rush to the store, you want to get on with it.
@John-ol5de 6 жыл бұрын
WEIRD AL
@boomscoom3896 6 жыл бұрын
John I
@mikeandjdogcoworker 6 жыл бұрын
Yankovich
@saneetkang1661 6 жыл бұрын
John i
@user-yj7tt3wb7e 6 жыл бұрын
666 likes, should I ruin it?
@LibertyMapper 6 жыл бұрын
Here in Germany we call condoms „Kondome“, and nothing else.
@coltbogan 6 жыл бұрын
Liberum Arbitrium It’s a joke
@CptRusty-ok6lf 6 жыл бұрын
A joke? I disagree. Unless you mean it's a sad attempt at a joke. Like blaming STDs statistics on the current administration. I didn't laugh. Not because i lack in sense of humor, but because he isn't funny. I was indeed interested in knowing if people carry condoms. Should be mandatory.
@jeremycook7337 6 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Rusty we don’t need your paragraph explanation on why the joke wasn’t funny
@coltbogan 6 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Rusty That’s not what I’m talking about dipshit. He said in Germany they call condoms something in German.
@BlazemyHaze22 6 жыл бұрын
No I’m from Berlin and I call them Flugelhorns too.
@ace-demiromantic-girl1129 5 жыл бұрын
Flügelhorn ain't even a word. Its Kondom. Thank you for the laugh. Your german friend.
@JustiaFiat 4 жыл бұрын
Flügelhorn is a word though..
@gluestickgenius2644 4 жыл бұрын
You need to brush up your German.
@d.g.b.nugget8446 4 жыл бұрын
Lily Snape It’s an Instrument. AN INSTRUMENT. How many Germans don’t know that??
@guadalupezepeda5991 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you man and all of you
@CabezasDePescado 6 жыл бұрын
Emily is hot
@Maheshrpsharma 5 жыл бұрын
hottest
@treeyoung378 5 жыл бұрын
Not my type
@zzzz-eh 5 жыл бұрын
steel united111 how isn’t she
@swedishbitch7641 5 жыл бұрын
@Et Cogito Ergo Sum ...and you are not
@heyemilywalker 5 жыл бұрын
Et Cogito Ergo Sum thanks
@Montano76 6 жыл бұрын
That white girl with the Trojan Magnum. Shes been blacked.
@lightyagami7631 6 жыл бұрын
for real?
@Ronaldinhoo11 6 жыл бұрын
I hope not, that'd be disgusting
@Cyqnide 6 жыл бұрын
Stupid stereotype lol.
@sadatfox9703 6 жыл бұрын
Wagner why would it be disgusting?
@Ronaldinhoo11 6 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to find out that this beautiful girl had been contaminated that way.
@vilee6024 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 That girl was sooo cute, she was running away from camera😂😂
@alextogo8367 4 жыл бұрын
2:47 gotta have some fun. Hell yeah
@unbeliebubblex2425 6 жыл бұрын
I need Emily’s glasses! 👓
@generalgrievous5483 6 жыл бұрын
Fangirl Traducciones español Ikr they look so royal.
@ICNApple 6 жыл бұрын
Gentle Monster
@rmtrainer7 6 жыл бұрын
They are adorable, I love how thick the rims are.
@Yeaam 6 жыл бұрын
what are they called?
@ariffahim8363 6 жыл бұрын
I have them in blue, they're super cool!
@cassidybrewer 6 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed in myself. I was only wrong about the girl.
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
don't be disappointed. it happens to all of us. you did better than better by the way!
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
*+bundycamp* me no speaka no Inglish maan. may be lyttle lyttle. me no phully oonderstand what you meana to saya! kan you speaka a lyttle slow and klearer pliss?
@Minecraft1913 6 жыл бұрын
Spock * he uh saida uhhhhhhh
@Minecraft1913 6 жыл бұрын
Spock * stopa SMASHA
@maxarredond81 5 жыл бұрын
*Girls play the part better at maybe or naybe not having than guys since in "terms" they are not as much horndogs as guys*
@utshobbose8710 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 "Is that Walter White behind her?"
@khalid969 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the 80s when Aids was a thing. It's amazing that it doesn't even come up nowadays when talking about STDs. We've come a long way.
@nashgross8658 6 жыл бұрын
It seemed like nobody even recognized weird Al
@katekonetzke5095 6 жыл бұрын
Nash Gross agreed and that's really sad. That man is a genius.
@TerryFT86 6 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hJ-hjKlqqcC0lKs.html
@katewright3587 6 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@katewright3587 6 жыл бұрын
WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM I WAS LIKE HOLD UP ISNT THAT WEIRD ALL
@katewright3587 6 жыл бұрын
wow all nice going kate al*
@trashboat6215 6 жыл бұрын
"Better safe than sorry" is one of the most famous quotes in the world for a reason lol.
@Playlist-cj9ct 3 жыл бұрын
I stayed in hotel in Netherlands, they put daily condoms with watter bottle on my table. What a waste😭
@Pinefenario 3 жыл бұрын
Ehm I am from the Netherlands. I can assure you that’s not the case in every hotel overhere. Actually I think that’s only in some areas in Amsterdam or something....
@angieyeah1793 5 жыл бұрын
2:26 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ Condoms in Germany are called Kondom/e bruh
@delaramansari5272 5 жыл бұрын
It was a joke..
@SatyeshKatragaddaSK 5 жыл бұрын
@@delaramansari5272 lame 1
@arulsantoshi3750 4 жыл бұрын
Delaram Ansari r/wooooosh
@slimezz4680 4 жыл бұрын
Lümmeltüte
@Clicxcrafter 4 жыл бұрын
@smarterthanyous adolph ... smh
@jay_2322 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe nobody made the joke that Emily has big expectations
@brennalight2797 6 жыл бұрын
Jay _ 😂💭😂👏👏
@rasetsiddiqi7311 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy literally joked about it. It must've went over your head
@BradyGalloway 6 жыл бұрын
Weird Al??
@listenwithme1818 5 жыл бұрын
A philisopher once said: "What is a condom?"
@ClellBiggs 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a familiar face when you don't expect it is always nice.
@seinwal3908 6 жыл бұрын
Ah magnum!!!!!! 😂😂 he was surprised when he seen a magnum😂😂
@kateriley6733 6 жыл бұрын
actually the magnum isn't much different from regular, it just to make the male feels better about themselves
@kleevorpos1838 6 жыл бұрын
males with egos maybe, real men dont feel good about the size of their unit, they feel good when theyre loved and well thought of by their mate... only men with fragile egos and whores with gaping orifices care about stuff like that
@BlAzNeT 6 жыл бұрын
Kate Riley There's definitely a size difference where the regular is a bit tight and the magnum fits better. It has more to do with girth rather then length.😉
@Yophillips3272 6 жыл бұрын
ego? The regular trojans are too tight and hurt. If it was just was a ego booster I would get the magnum XXL's lol.
@march11stoneytony 6 жыл бұрын
Toad Phillips true not much bigger but much more comfortable
@unbeliebubblex2425 6 жыл бұрын
One of the 100 reasons why I prefer Kimmel than Fallon
@venussolis5902 6 жыл бұрын
Fangirl Traducciones español 😂😂😂😂😂🙊
@DarrionTake 6 жыл бұрын
I prefer Kimmel and Conon over him
@abdullahi6535 6 жыл бұрын
James is better
@dorakemba2899 5 жыл бұрын
_Flügelhorn??_ Never heard that. It's *Befruchtungsflüssigkeitsentsorgungsbeutelchen.*
@dorakemba2899 5 жыл бұрын
@Amaze Befruchtung|s- Flüssigkeit|s- + Entsorgung|s- Beutelchen
@jasonkazazis 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: friction caused by the condom being in a tight space (eg wallet) can render it disfunctional
@Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 6 жыл бұрын
I got every single one correct 😂
@brennenwhitney9684 6 жыл бұрын
Tristin Jones no one cares
@ilyaseking 6 жыл бұрын
In Germany condoms are called Kondome and not flugelhorns😂
@napoleonsittingonvegemite6234 6 жыл бұрын
Ilya they auch kondis oder pariser :)
@ilyaseking 6 жыл бұрын
Napoleon sitting on Vegemite 😂
@alexw2394 6 жыл бұрын
It was a joke😐
@Anne-zt2dz 6 жыл бұрын
In The Netherlands it's condoom, funny how all languages are all so similar
@owbu 6 жыл бұрын
A Flügelhorn is some kind of trumpet, though :>
@Jeremoid 5 жыл бұрын
Is that Weird Al Yankovic?
@user-ey1kj1de4w 3 жыл бұрын
Great Work!
@anv119 6 жыл бұрын
That last guy, Al, was kind of weird.
@DarlingPhenylethylamine 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think I've discovered his surname. It's Yankovic. He's on Twitter.
@julianicpon 6 жыл бұрын
The Fire Ant he no that he didn't have a condom he tried playing it off lol
@autumnw1845 6 жыл бұрын
He is pretty special 😂 look him up
@YouAreBreathing 5 жыл бұрын
He should go to Albuquerque., where girls just wanna have lunch.
@theotherside931 5 жыл бұрын
*You don't know Weird Al?* *This guy has won multiple Grammy awards.* *He is a comedian that does funny remix of hit songs.*
@pornhubchairman7 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard her name was Emily I knew the answer.
@Asdfghjkl-pb1ir 6 жыл бұрын
PornHubChairman Why tho
@oni5909 6 жыл бұрын
Asdfghjkl Emily’s are all the same almost
@vendejamos7595 6 жыл бұрын
My mom's name 😂
@Mors_Umber 6 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read yours, I knew the answer.
@SuperGamerDX 6 жыл бұрын
PornHubChairman XD
@shauryasingh8602 5 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking that the last guy would take it out of his hat
@excuseme333 4 жыл бұрын
I really need to see more of emily ~
@dot7838 6 жыл бұрын
Actually in Germany we say Kondom and not whatever the hell you said
@dozzzor 6 жыл бұрын
He said Flügelhorn... And also Wiener Schnitzel is austrian, so who cares what he said...
@Julia-qu1gl 6 жыл бұрын
isso
@Holmsey78 6 жыл бұрын
Tf?
@achtcolachtbier 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@jaysahunter256 6 жыл бұрын
Kondom and condom. Difference?
@beccak9866 6 жыл бұрын
EMILY IS SO CUte!!
@user-qr4re1uz8p 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss😍♥️
@AmanGupta-ic6qw 4 жыл бұрын
im sure she used that condom and dozen others by now lulz
@ashoksorout1742 4 жыл бұрын
Your name is cute.
@aur9035 2 жыл бұрын
@@AmanGupta-ic6qw ok and??
@asprywrites6327 2 жыл бұрын
This is totally subjective. When I was younger, I carried them. However, at 49, I no longer find myself in situations where I could get laid any moment and need to be ready 🤣😂
@jonathanwatson173 3 жыл бұрын
At 2:30 Emily is really pretty
@SunnyxShadows 6 жыл бұрын
i love how weird al randomly appears in the video lol
@bluedragonisaac 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jimmy knows the difference between a blunt and a joint is a reason why I like him
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 жыл бұрын
I totally expected Weird Al to bust out like a 200-unit-long string of rubbers there....I guess his appearance truly was candid.
@jubeyj6979 2 жыл бұрын
I love Weird Al at the end!
@iamJamesMichaelOConnor 6 жыл бұрын
The kimmel formula : hot girl in the thumbnail, question in title, MAD VIEWS
@Crazy-su4kg 6 жыл бұрын
Was that Al Yankovich?
@RayChiTown 6 жыл бұрын
No
@chickadee677 6 жыл бұрын
No, it was Weird Al Yankovic.
@Itsjimmay 6 жыл бұрын
No
@leopages2486 6 жыл бұрын
I think so
@thealgerian3285 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm flattered, but you got the wrong guy"
@sealand000 3 жыл бұрын
"Not anymore; I just used it."
@LivingLife-hk8ov 6 жыл бұрын
0:34 he's so cute "never" 😆😆😆😆 ahhh i'm screming!!!!
@brookebeacon8773 6 жыл бұрын
You were on 630 ched the other day!
@oscarcalvert9837 6 жыл бұрын
PiggyPawz / Other animals I
@brookebeacon8773 6 жыл бұрын
Luii Hiino Wdym?
@vicp1990 6 жыл бұрын
Huh
@Fusionz- 6 жыл бұрын
We all know she like black guys 2:46😉
@vanesaasenav5066 6 жыл бұрын
Whats the guys name on @1:27 ? Plz write
@jayomn119 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the last few seconds
@ruzeldale2512 5 жыл бұрын
"Ribbed, A woman was pleased with it." -Cleveland Brown 😂
@mithrandirsilvertongue1406 6 жыл бұрын
Lol it's Weird Al
@runlikeleon 6 жыл бұрын
That was super random with weird al coming out of no where
@tarogo3278 4 жыл бұрын
My girl did. When we temporarily broke up for almost a year, she had condoms for "emergency use" after opening an account in tinder.
@virendrasingh1839 4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah...u did it again...
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