Pedophile Beards
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16 жыл бұрынFrom the makers of Rapist Glasses...
Introducing: "Pedophile Beards"
www.jonlajoie.com
@zornslemon 6 ай бұрын
The golden age of KZfaq… we didn’t know it would never be this good again
@ItsDexie 5 ай бұрын
2024
@JJDvorshak Ай бұрын
I know. I thought I had time to enjoy for all my life… And god was laughing at me.
@BrettKerr 8 жыл бұрын
Back when youtube was good
@tomandband 8 жыл бұрын
+Brett Kerr youtube is still good, there were bad videos being made back then you just cant remember them
@anonnona6940 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah man...miss those days when pewdiepie was actually funny...
@maxmustermann1455 8 жыл бұрын
When was that? Before he started makin' JewTube Videos?
@YodaOnDMT 8 жыл бұрын
There used to be so many lulz had here. Now it's boring videos of people bitching about each other, "challenge" videos and people moaning about other groups of people. I remember when RWJ ruled this site.
@andreasbaag3231 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, now people are just trying to click bate for profit for mindless shit
@idistroy111 8 жыл бұрын
This is just a modern Hipster
@MisterTutor2010 8 жыл бұрын
+John Lee or SJW.
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын
+MisterTutor2010 Nope.
@sw0ll3n17 7 жыл бұрын
John Lee yall have no idea who this guy is do you?
@Bartonovich52 6 жыл бұрын
Unless they’re going for the ironic look.
@fury3600 6 жыл бұрын
they prob already have a kid or two
@papanolongerplays4133 3 жыл бұрын
There was a Halloween costume party in university back in 2010 and there was a guy who went as this, had the hat, beard, glasses, and coat, it was brilliant
@elgrandefleau7359 2 жыл бұрын
There is a 99% chances that it was me lmao
@DocMortsnarg 2 жыл бұрын
@@elgrandefleau7359 Hope you're doing well king
@troylopez 2 жыл бұрын
This^^
@YodaZemunski Жыл бұрын
Whoever that was, mans is living high profile
@lousr.8460 Жыл бұрын
Then he said okay guys I’ll be back I need to get into my Halloween costume.
@lipevet 4 жыл бұрын
Once in a while I come here just to laugh at this sketch. I remember when it first came out, back when KZfaq wasn't this mess that is today.
@gradeyundery4939 4 жыл бұрын
your opinion triggers me. i come here to have a clean youtube comment section and take part in my private space. you remove your comment or i will post it on every social media platform and try to get your life turned upside down.
@ArgenYargen 3 жыл бұрын
bruh and what about the end credits where his KZfaq isn't even the top link, it's funnyordie, ebaums world and all that. Myspace?. Different time lmao
@Unicron187 3 жыл бұрын
@@gradeyundery4939 "they can only cancel us if we let them" - gina carano XD (sorry, i could not resist)
@lipevet 2 жыл бұрын
@@gradeyundery4939 well, I could say the same. It triggers me that my comment triggers you, therefore you should be canceled for tryjng to cancel me. I'm already posting this in my Instagram account and calling all my backers to support me for being a special snowflake that I am. Please, remove your comment from my comment, you are trespassing my personal life and making my life hell.
@nikifora.738 2 жыл бұрын
same with me. It never fails to make me laugh.
@vladtepes9614 9 жыл бұрын
"Stop going unnoticed with your boring nice guy look and start scaring the shit out of people!" LOL.
@vladtepes9614 9 жыл бұрын
***** This guy has all kinds of hilarious vids. Old school KZfaqr.
@MrBadea99 9 жыл бұрын
Ce dracu cauti aici nu esti mort?
@studyinsteel5186 8 жыл бұрын
+Vlad Tepes So, Impaler approved?
@nonmagicmike723 8 жыл бұрын
Works evertim.
@GtotheRANT36 10 жыл бұрын
The pencil crayons part gets me every time.
@NeilWick 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard "pencil crayons," I knew he was Canadian. That's what most Canadians call them.
@jbossnack 3 жыл бұрын
Freaks carrying around colored pencils
@HooberTube Жыл бұрын
"Laurentian" brand, naturally.
@dying101666 11 ай бұрын
@@jbossnack color pencils make good art.
@chrisrussell8245 Жыл бұрын
Coming back to this 15 years later. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂
@rickybobby5153 Жыл бұрын
Come back in another 15 and it’ll still be fucking hilarious 😂
@vapour_focus 9 ай бұрын
This was exactly what I had in mind!
@smileyzz2523 8 ай бұрын
see you again in 15
@horsepower523 7 жыл бұрын
"The "There's gotta be something wrong with that guy" hat"...LMAO
@Stoirelius 5 жыл бұрын
Quantum singularity My favorite part 😂😂 I once saw a guy with that hat
@madman-xo3ru 4 жыл бұрын
"and our wide selection of crayon's"....🤣
@MrAatami 4 жыл бұрын
I have a hat like that and I know there's something not quite right about this guy(me).
@TheCoppoy 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stoirelius typical winter hat we wear here in Rus. Covers your head and ears, keeps warm, looks goofy. Well, there's always a price ;-)
@diegochavez1286 4 жыл бұрын
One of the first ancient youtubers.
@NapalmDawn 5 ай бұрын
Matt Walsh. The whole video is just Matt Walsh.
@Phriendship 11 жыл бұрын
I unintentionally grew a beard like that and wore the "There's got to be something wrong with that guy hat." Then, my roommate showed me this video. Dang
@riseoverhere3054 3 жыл бұрын
That made me lol
@lxxx__ 24 күн бұрын
they were looking out for you
@Phriendship 23 күн бұрын
@@lxxx__ 11 years later, still got the beard and hat
@Bazelf 19 күн бұрын
@@Phriendship Remember, you don't have to be a convicted murderer/public masturbating rapist pedophile to wanna look like one.
@solarpixiejournals 5 ай бұрын
You predicted Matt Walsh
@Julz34 10 жыл бұрын
He looks like my father back in the 80's.....
@Julz34 10 жыл бұрын
Jepp :D
@kwify1872 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bockster 4 жыл бұрын
Boah you should run cause I think your dad is a criminal boah run nigga run. P.s. I'm black so I can say nigga without getting punished in the school, my dog
@CultofThings 4 жыл бұрын
How old is your mom?
@Julz34 4 жыл бұрын
@@CultofThings 62 years
@elizabethwarburton9118 8 ай бұрын
I’m back after 16 years and it’s still so fucking funny 😂
@TRUMP20Z4 4 ай бұрын
me too... LOL
@alenaxp 4 жыл бұрын
YOU should make REMAKE! Please!
@FATTYMCPOOPANTS 3 жыл бұрын
Nah this has og charm not everything needs a remake ...Christ
@MrStealthwolf 2 жыл бұрын
Nah bruh, this humor would get him crucified in today’s climate.
@P1ains 16 жыл бұрын
"Stop going unnoticed with your boring nice guy look and start scaring the shit out of people" That has to be the greatest youtube line of all time and the visual with it is editing genius
@tsmith7070 Жыл бұрын
You just got an upvote 14 years later... that is pretty neat-o, too.
@jess_jeff7549 Жыл бұрын
@@tsmith7070haha I liked the comment and then noticed it was 14 years old too 😂
@vapour_focus 9 ай бұрын
This will most likely gain the all time classics category 😆
@stephaniecollins6052 4 жыл бұрын
Still great. I think of this every time I see one of those "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy" hats.
@kno7188 2 жыл бұрын
13 years later and the beard and glasses are in style, save us all.
@lemisanthrope8384 9 жыл бұрын
... Dammit, now I'm never going to be able to look at myself in the mirror again without thinking I look like a pedophile. At least I don't have the glasses to accompany the beard.
@DahVhos 9 жыл бұрын
That made my day
@marcofranck3014 9 жыл бұрын
dont worry dude, you got the badass beard
@Solqueen86 9 жыл бұрын
At least they didn't make Peodophile glasses...
@YamoYaksicJourney 9 жыл бұрын
But you get all the ladies
@myyotube8497 9 жыл бұрын
UglyKidToni in his van
@zse4rfvgy7uj 14 жыл бұрын
The facial expressions, music, and the tone of his voice make this video a fucking MASTERPIECE. I've watched this video about 20 times in a row and I keep laughing. :)
@MatheusNiisama 5 ай бұрын
Now we know where Matt Walsh got his look from
@kimmolaine8069 9 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why children always try to seduce grown men.
@LeGoodMusica23 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@cen0byte666 4 жыл бұрын
5 years later it's the funniest shit I've read today :D
@whitehaireddevil1 4 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle’s joke
@Jodiekeepsitreal 4 жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@yelladude6969 3 жыл бұрын
IKR?
@ayxanov81 6 ай бұрын
Commies gone quiet after this dropped
@aniixbaby 9 жыл бұрын
Still makes me laugh! And the pencil crayons still gets me everytime! XD
@NoYoutubeName1 9 жыл бұрын
Is there a another meaning to the pencil crayons or is it just because it's so unexpectedly innocent and random compared to the other products for sale? Lol
@Flower2150 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoKZfaqName1 well it is quite colorful to be a victim.
@NoYoutubeName1 4 жыл бұрын
@Fantasydream383 Uploading - What? ?
@Flower2150 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoKZfaqName1 nevermind.. but kids do use crayons ?
@NoYoutubeName1 4 жыл бұрын
Fantasydream383 Uploading - yeah I ended up realizing that the last time I saw this
@jordanfoster2955 3 жыл бұрын
A classic of the golden era of the internet
@samblake87 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how people actually have the glasses and beards these days. This was so funny 13 years ago, now the look isn't that bad!
@luiznunes1404 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, u look like Charles Manson with this haircut. I see u got the tips
@samblake87 2 жыл бұрын
@@luiznunes1404 wtf? You mean me or John 😂😂
@Blitzwing-ne1ru 2 жыл бұрын
Fitting, turns out most people with that look are actual creeps LMAO.
@UraniumMan 6 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I haven't seen this in a while, and I cracked up laughing just as much as before! I wish John were still making videos just like he used to!!!
@shimragreenes518 7 жыл бұрын
Haha and now this is all in style!
@brautigan1 9 жыл бұрын
How many pencil crayons, please? Thanks.
@cloudparter 8 жыл бұрын
The "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy hat" lmao.
@riseoverhere3054 3 жыл бұрын
Do people really think that?
@indiegirl54 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve had this saved for 14 years?! Still great
@rotemfriedberg4944 10 жыл бұрын
Kind of looks like Ben Affleck in "Argo"
@0ned 5 жыл бұрын
#SatanicHollywood
@karenemoug 4 жыл бұрын
@@0ned 'where "liberals are here to diddle with ur kids"'
@0ned 4 жыл бұрын
@@karenemoug #frazzledrip
@kamanuvidiluis3952 4 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@KayosHybrid 15 жыл бұрын
'And start scaring the shit out of people' always, without fail, makes me burst out laughing. God I love your work, but this one is my favourite by miles.
@nicles191 10 ай бұрын
Who knew that it would become mainstream in the 20s of the 21st century
@abdulqudus425 6 жыл бұрын
This video is so short but so hilarious at the same time. I never get bored of watching it.
@luisernestorm Жыл бұрын
2023 many people would complain
@jebus3497 11 ай бұрын
youtube put a warning up .. worst of timelines
@epicmetod 5 ай бұрын
such as....your own paranoid imagination
@chrisvozzolo9111 3 жыл бұрын
still watching in 2021
@StevieObieYT 4 ай бұрын
Hahaha seeing this again, for this first time in like 15 years is hilarious! I remember this was one of the first funny KZfaq videos that I ever watched 🤣
@VCMEntertainments 8 жыл бұрын
That video back in 2008 was intended as a Joke... But the biggest joke are all these Hipster-Douche's that adapted this look for real and call it a trend.
@Alexanderrayman Жыл бұрын
Yeah... Fifteen years and still funny as hell. 😆
@bluevenom2847 11 ай бұрын
Praise Allah this is still up. Always brightens my day for a laugh.
@macrons593 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this released today
@HiddenResolve 2 жыл бұрын
Way back when this came out I lost it cause my friend had the same beard, and wore the same glasses and hat. Still funny to this day.
@zapbrannigannn 8 ай бұрын
Epic Ben Affleck cosplay.
@Nikoplays0910 5 ай бұрын
matt walsh moment
@LFSPharaoh 2 жыл бұрын
This was peak internet. We were never supposed to leave these times :(
@pratko-eh5ee 7 ай бұрын
wide selection of pencil crayons
@Obozo_Gaming Жыл бұрын
I know the low quality is because the video is from 2008, but the shitty look just makes it feel more authentic.
@GaMeRrEmAg123 15 жыл бұрын
I cry everytime i see this.. i cant stop laughing. I sent it around to so many people lmao dude bravo. You deserve youtube sponsorship just for this.
@adityarajparichha9846 2 жыл бұрын
Yo
@speelkanaal 8 ай бұрын
still rolling on the floor
@deelawdazhahs1078 Жыл бұрын
Even after all these years, this is hilarious!
@goofygoober9719 2 ай бұрын
Man, I remember watching this in highschool. Simpler times
@RuneFun12 10 жыл бұрын
Funniest video on youtube
@GoldNSilverLuigi Жыл бұрын
This is literally Matt Walsh
@BloodshotEyeTinerary 11 жыл бұрын
I have been buying from this company for years, and I believe they have the best quality pencil crayons anywhere.
@seandrumzmusic 15 жыл бұрын
"stop being boring with your nice guy look; and scare the shit out of people" i cried with laughter
@BansheeSiren 14 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off at this! I survived frequent sexual abuse when I was 5 and I still have days when I feel an overwhelming rage. Today was one of those days and this made me laugh and took the pain away for a while. And I thought "Pedophile Beards" were their adult wives and girlfriends.
@matiasromanach6091 Жыл бұрын
God Bless You ❤️ stay happy.
@zorgusauxlor1755 Жыл бұрын
Bro u serious?? 💀
@Mr.Thundercock Жыл бұрын
Cry baby
@brittburhus9281 6 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Thundercock😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@NachtKaiser666 Жыл бұрын
matt walsh?
@GoldNSilverLuigi Жыл бұрын
That's what i was about to say💀💀💀
@ningenjanai666 Жыл бұрын
matt walsh-core
@Kelema86 16 жыл бұрын
Dude, you're a genius! I just discovered you today and I love your videos.
@nowuseeme.................2317 Жыл бұрын
U alive?
@mrcheesesmith 9 жыл бұрын
0:31 I'd turn gay for that
@seano3745 8 жыл бұрын
With that guy, it's his choice
@pumpkinslice3262 6 жыл бұрын
J
@nintendo1980 2 жыл бұрын
a long time ago I gave this video a 5 star rating...
@Amalekites Жыл бұрын
You can really tell this is done 14 years ago.
@ScottGraham86 9 жыл бұрын
Ive got a little beard, do i need to grow it more? The kids never seem interested...
@Stoirelius 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Graham Well, you could just buy the glasses and the need for their interest would be removed, if you catch my drift...
@tounhs 6 ай бұрын
steve jobs side project?
@theonlynerizaccardelli Жыл бұрын
Nowadays there would be a witch hunt for this. I still laugh at it 14 years later though 😂🤟
@bobross8734 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged like fine wine
@meganmueller Жыл бұрын
Matt Walsh
@feelarmstronk3018 9 жыл бұрын
I think it should actually be a mustache instead of a beard... but that's just me
@sajins7444 5 жыл бұрын
It can be both!
@guitargatekeeper 5 жыл бұрын
jeffery dahmer
@sub-harmonik Жыл бұрын
@@guitargatekeeper jeffrey dahmer wasn't a pedo tho right? just every other kind of psycho
@dinnerandashow 3 жыл бұрын
If you spot a serial killer, flasher, pedophile call your local fashion police.
@jasminedahmer2236 10 ай бұрын
I love it. I love this video
@mstrshalt Жыл бұрын
This shit would never fly in 2022. They'd cancel his ass so fast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good fuckin times.
@laricettaveg 6 жыл бұрын
Still watching this ❤️
@gibbledman 11 жыл бұрын
This is over 5 years old....and its still comic genius!!
@KatiaValentinaDonahue Жыл бұрын
Now it's 14 years old and it's even more iconic! Lol! And your comment is 8 years old lol I was 4 years old 8 years ago lol
@eliskamolteron4080 6 жыл бұрын
Dude you are like the best I've seen this over milion times but it still makes me laugh!
@JADSPRO 10 жыл бұрын
this days it's called Hipster
@lexiconlover 15 жыл бұрын
You just made alot of men feel self conscious. Thank You.
@jamesredline1352 2 ай бұрын
“Stop going unnoticed with your boring nice guy look and start scaring the shit outta people” gets me every time 😂
@GutsAndGlory734 3 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail was giving Steve jobs vibes
@harrymcguire2959 9 жыл бұрын
Oh god, what did I just find, I can't stop laughing...............
@DarrenOrson Жыл бұрын
Come back, Jon.
@xinpingdonohoe3978 3 жыл бұрын
Finally. I never knew which facial hairstyle would show off my love for children
@SergeantSniper Жыл бұрын
Matt Walsh has one of these.
@killtime1984 5 жыл бұрын
Still a classic!
@chesney1995 10 жыл бұрын
Lost it at pencil crayons :P
@nathanieltennessee19 11 жыл бұрын
This has just made my life that much better!
@ianjackson2706 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe it. You predicted Matt Walsh!
@KaizerZord 9 жыл бұрын
such a classic video lol
@MattNeputin 6 жыл бұрын
Ha! I had a pedophile beard before it was fashionable. And the rapist glasses.
@Sbongecat 9 ай бұрын
Aw man im 27 and must go “buy me a beard”
@InvI1992 13 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like this in a long,long time! God bless you man!You really have an acting talent!Please,take full advantage of it! Cheerz! :D
@IRBry 2 жыл бұрын
THIS SHIT STILL HOLDS UP
@jmoneymaker96 11 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing i've watched all summer XD
@JamesGowman 11 жыл бұрын
Just what I've been looking for!
@sgg200 10 жыл бұрын
Time to shave off my beard and I thought I looked like Darwin or Dostoevsky, never thought I looked like a murderer/public masturbating rapist pedophile.
@BngOficial 12 жыл бұрын
brksedu kk
@MRwillvanhalen 4 жыл бұрын
When the comedy was gold and the thrift stores were booming.
@donellthomas932 6 жыл бұрын
I've been putting people on to this video for years now, I wish I could like more than once
@jovantrpcheski 6 жыл бұрын
Looks like Ben Affleck with the beard.
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