I’m so glad you said something!! I can’t stand these channels and they actually violate their terms. I don’t know why they allow them.
@flavortown41412 жыл бұрын
Do they actually violate terms? Id be curious
@TheNitroG12 жыл бұрын
@@flavortown4141 I report them as spam/misleading content. they totally do violate because they claim to be genuine and are clearly staged. Especially since they are often posted in for sale groups.
@jimsidewinder86222 жыл бұрын
money money money money money money money money.
@Nitro_0x1de2 жыл бұрын
@@jimsidewinder8622 🐡
@zeekynote31362 жыл бұрын
If they're getting millions of views Facebook would rather have the traffic and waste your time.
@cumbrap2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if you're waiting 9 minutes for the fireman to stop stalling for the camera you're dead, you have suffocated from the smoke 5 minutes ago and your body is cooked medium well.
@jekkijekster2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah sorry about your third degree burns but look how many views we’re getting!”
@realpoopoo2 жыл бұрын
roasted or broiled?
@poyut2 жыл бұрын
a small price to pay for the grind 💯💯💯
@Liqoh2 жыл бұрын
unless you’re this guy right here 🤣 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nJuUeraQvMndk3U.html
@idekdude7012 жыл бұрын
And he said: "Bon Appetit, where we give you something good to eat."
@Forrest_Trump2 жыл бұрын
What makes it even smarter is that he knows the Facebook audience, and why he uses American flags/themes to deflect some of the heat he would get for blatantly doing shit like that.
@IbanezPlayer2 жыл бұрын
Copied rule #1 out of the GOP playbook
@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk2 жыл бұрын
Guy content is trash but he do be pretty clever.
@CWINDOWSsystem322 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean this is garbage content? This man is a true patriot, you damn communist Millennial!" Or something like that.
@commandantbababoey60652 жыл бұрын
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 The Fb Moms will defend this video to the death.
@That90sGirl3102 жыл бұрын
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 no. Liberal. They would call them liberals.
@numberonesnarkfan Жыл бұрын
that second video literally reminds me of when The Sims 4 lags and your sim just stands there for like 3 sim hours before doing the task you set them
@user_hellothere2 жыл бұрын
0:56 holy fucking shit that was a mouthful lmfao
@Your_Local_Nerd5 ай бұрын
fr
@austindude13332 жыл бұрын
I once saw a guy take 18 minutes to throw a brick into a washing machine. He would ask the camera if he should throw the brick for 18 minutes
@pesadafara16392 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@Gematrinator2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar keep begging then
@lapin73812 жыл бұрын
I think you are talking about Justin Flom. I think i saw that video on his facebook
@austindude13332 жыл бұрын
@@lapin7381 yeah justin flom! I haven't heard anyone talk about him yet. All of his videos are god awful.
@TheSlipperyNUwUdle2 жыл бұрын
I saw a similar video where a lady and her husband are making a tsunami cake and they go back and forth talking about how they’re going to lift the vase with the icing for 18 minutes.
@waccness4492 жыл бұрын
Grandparents on facebook are very similar to children on youtube, they are easy to fall into scams and they can watch long and boring content because they have nothing else to do. This guy is ahead of the game, working on an entirely new audience on facebook
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html
@ezfaze49352 жыл бұрын
The amount of bots under this one comment…
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hi Wacc, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@notmarco21772 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf are these replies
@alexd45662 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. It’s sad because they deserve better. When I did a summer job at a retirement home, I made sure to put in some effort to entertain the residents and they loved it. It made me fulfilled as well. It’s unfortunate that these content creators on FB don’t have the same feeling
@slideshowbob48722 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry I will get you out!” 4 hours later Dragging out charred corpse “Okay don’t worry only forty feet to the ambulance.”
@lordpumpkinhead2652 жыл бұрын
"On second thought, I'll get what remains of you out! Don't worry, I'll take five minutes to pat the flames on your shirt, while making sure to avoid any charred skin!"
@thebearablerecruit43582 жыл бұрын
Props to Charlie for talking about stuff like this and also keeping his video underneath the 10 minute mark to prove he isn’t gonna go that low for a quick buck.
@1mpetus2 жыл бұрын
@@jinkies789 and this video is...oh...
@Pabloesc57110 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with quick Buck especially for something that takes effort
@makaylamurray71727 ай бұрын
Apparently KZfaq changed the time you need a video to be to monetize it to 8 minutes instead of 10 so he still got it
@mister_wide2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you feel like you're in the void of internet content and you're drowning, but Charlie comes down like a Jesus and helps you fight the demons to escape.
@trionically2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan heated up garbage you mean?
@mister_wide2 жыл бұрын
Demons have already attacked me down here, but we shall never surrender!
@BalthazarBullmann2 жыл бұрын
I hate children even more now…
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63752 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Quite Original NOT
@grandmasteralf94842 жыл бұрын
but the thing is...he is jesus
@Salvador-3122 жыл бұрын
Him carrying her out with the American flag around her is the icing on the fucking cake bro 😭
@R_lulu2 жыл бұрын
"You guys don't understand how deep and beautiful it is😭😭"
@antoniomargallo53172 жыл бұрын
If you criticize him then you're not a patriot, that's what the flag is for.
@Kieryboo2 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomargallo5317 The video is a skit, fivehead.
@agentorange98672 жыл бұрын
No,a giant naked woman in the sky was the icing on the cake.
@bugjams2 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomargallo5317 by "patriot" you mean "brainwashed." Why anyone feels proud for simply living in a certain country is beyond me. Even if I lived in a theoretical "perfect" society, with maximum freedoms and minimum crime, I still wouldn't be patriotic, because that would make me blind to any problems that could arise.
@lilurethra7252 жыл бұрын
I once saw a video on Facebook where a girl was being “arrested” and the policeman spent 9 minutes unwrapping a ball of tinfoil that came out of a girls ass. In the end it was literally just her phone.
@warriorsorb1111 Жыл бұрын
Saw it too. I just skipped to the end to see what it was 😂
@britishpakistaniactor9096 Жыл бұрын
TIN FOIL???
@jayq8354 Жыл бұрын
Charlie is the only guy I know that can get his point across by stringing together random ass words.
@Pabloesc57110 ай бұрын
Pretty far from random my guy, mans vocabulary is amazing.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
It actually means a lot when Charlie decides to compliment you, based on how bad your content is.
@MbitaChizi2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtx2atudv5-0h4E.html Woah
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63752 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Stop Begging for Attention, you are making yourself look desperate
@LiamDoubleU2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar You are unironically really good at what you do, you dont need to advertise to grow.
@kalkinzinsunpraiser15482 жыл бұрын
Yo...yo...you...you have changed...
@martindelafuente1942 жыл бұрын
I didn’t recognize you with the new profile pic
@cheeseboogar2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed that those actors actually agreed to standing around for 15 minutes straight
@amor78862 жыл бұрын
u would do it too for a check
@dingleberry123492 жыл бұрын
can you even call them actors at that point?
@alix55662 жыл бұрын
Tbf, they could film like 20 seconds and then just edit it lmao Edit: thought you were talking about the first clip 🗿
@tarukichiexe89012 жыл бұрын
in exchange for 16 years of 15 minutes and their soul they just sit there with a empty smile
@wangfire9122 жыл бұрын
@@alix5566 🗿
@ThreeMusketeersGaming692 жыл бұрын
I disagree, the content is ahead of it's time. If you actually watch the full videos you will notice multiple nuances in the build up leading to the crescendo events. ᵀʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ˢᵒⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ
@Corehcoreee2 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@MakerBayfield2 жыл бұрын
I was actually able to escape their basement when they had me held hostage, sorry I couldn’t save your son
@ThreeMusketeersGaming692 жыл бұрын
@@MakerBayfield You are a good man
@aguaaqua6343 Жыл бұрын
@@MakerBayfield you poor soul 😢
@johnpaul4641 Жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated comment
@caraperrone43102 жыл бұрын
From the thumbnail I thought we were gonna see a new season of Attaway General
@Vociferous2 жыл бұрын
“The laziness is admirable” Facebook content is extremely effortless, you can upload an ant fight and it’ll go viral
@CastleMinecrafterZ2 жыл бұрын
Ant fights are dope though
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63752 жыл бұрын
Ant Fights are more interesting than your average Tik Toker
@nordiknight90422 жыл бұрын
Ant fight is pretty good to witness though.
@mattguy17732 жыл бұрын
But ants are cool
@justinhubbard5522 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) you're a bot but that's fucked
@Irondrone42 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad that people like Charlie exist so that we can bear witness to this trash without giving these "content creators" views and ad revenue. Thank you, Charlie, for taking the hits for us.
@cybernexus42332 жыл бұрын
This is indirect promotion even if its crticism there will always be people who will go to these places and hand em the views
@zebraterabyteztproductions95952 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@gorillaking74862 жыл бұрын
@@cybernexus4233 bruh yea lol mentioning anything in any fashion is indirect promotion, if you want to look at like that
@Mugsi2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely curious as to what Zuckerberg counts as a "view" on one of those videos. I'm very sceptical that 100s of millions of people watched through 16 minutes of nothing. Does watching a few minutes count as a view? A few seconds? Maybe even quickly double-clicking to play and pause the video? Or even simply scrolling past if you didn't disable auto-play?
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@michaelpalacio52 жыл бұрын
Charlie, standing still and doing nothing is almost half of what we do in the military. “Hurry up and wait” is a core principle
@danprecious4583 Жыл бұрын
What's the other half
@michaelpalacio5 Жыл бұрын
@@danprecious4583 getting yelled at
@jetjames4202 жыл бұрын
7:37 I feel like we missed something here
@GoldenNinja502 жыл бұрын
"Most people view facebook as uncool.." My mom: no
@FedoKingbruhmoment2 жыл бұрын
No
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hi golden, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@lordofcheez52 жыл бұрын
@Quark atheism is a religion. Just because you don’t know your god doesn’t mean your aren’t serving it lol.
@sock74812 жыл бұрын
@Quark who?
@VVguy12 жыл бұрын
Thats why Charlie said "Most"
@kyleryancooperify2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the worst of it, this is weirdly creative in comparison to the videos of people spending 40 minutes opening an empty box in a thousand layers of wrapping paper.
@usernamehandle2 жыл бұрын
I don't believe thats real. I can't
@Monkey624032 жыл бұрын
I need a link to this shit
@beattodeathwithinfants43732 жыл бұрын
I know it probably isn't but that could be some ASMR kinda thing.
@CCuppy292 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounds like an old Mr. Beast video except less impressive
At 5:35 You can see that when the mother sees her children, she instantly reaches for the presents.
@theenchantedgoldenapplekin79792 жыл бұрын
"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing."
@YouGottaCarryThatWeight2 жыл бұрын
Padding so hard you’d think he’s doing an egg drop project in school
@sergeant20392 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 opening has been leaked: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtKXpKSe0dW0eGw.html
@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@pesadafara16392 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@Dash62g2 жыл бұрын
Hey, human here. The bots seem to have taken a liking to you.
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html
@henrynutsy2 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie can keep a poker face better than a guy actually playing poker.
@henrynutsy2 жыл бұрын
@RLM [i upload high quality videos] no
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63752 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Wow How Original
@lerobot61802 жыл бұрын
Wow nice fucking bot account infestation going on literally every highly liked comment on KZfaq
@azharrizvi84722 жыл бұрын
Bruh what am I in, a halo custom game without friends?
@jerm_2 жыл бұрын
this comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
@totallycool40712 жыл бұрын
"Uncle has already drank himself into a coma" That got me
@ellidominusser11382 жыл бұрын
0:12 Yeah i agree. I speak from experience.
@suhdew4062 жыл бұрын
This is LITERALLY what you get when there's no dislike button
@itskindofemily2 жыл бұрын
Angry react angry react angry react
@jamescastle992 жыл бұрын
Of course. Because there's never been bad content on youtube. Ever
@manfrom20xx132 жыл бұрын
@@jamescastle99 at least the bad content gets mass disliked
@Gortex.2 жыл бұрын
@@manfrom20xx13 Too bad they took that feature away
@williamvob2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@agustinhernandezrodriguez6952 жыл бұрын
5:47 "christmas is over at that point" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elijahoconnell2 жыл бұрын
“im surprised deep vein thrombosis didnt start setting in” **laughs in live model noises**
@Zeverinsen2 жыл бұрын
When he said "Uncle has already drank himself to sleep", I cackled 💀
@_random_guy2 жыл бұрын
this video is only 8 minutes long but charlie managed to show us, summarize and review all these four 10+ minute long videos while still having a 2 min intro and providing us with more content .... lol
@ovrs8t2 жыл бұрын
5:53 "...uncle already drank himself into a coma" Gold 🤣🤣
@williamvob2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@spartan15722 жыл бұрын
Charlie: You make more if you breach the 10 minute mark Also Charlie: *doesnt make his video 10 minutes long* Gigachad
@howdyl64562 жыл бұрын
When there’s a 10 minute requirement for the presentation
@withafoxinaboxwearingsocks5302 жыл бұрын
The way charlie said that self defense studio's name without pauseing for a breath or studering for a second was stimulating I'm ways I can't describe
@supermoneyball4202 жыл бұрын
This man is a fucking hero he’s just wasting people’s time sparing them from doing god knows what else if they’re still using Facebook, and making bank in the process he rocks and I aspire to be like him one day
@shinobix49252 жыл бұрын
Some heroes don't wear capes, they just make videos on facebook instead
@lonecyclone84932 жыл бұрын
@@shinobix4925 bless those Facebook heroes
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html
@arthurfine42842 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, that is genius! The more they are wasting their time watching long videos, the less time they have to get suckered into MLM and extremist groups.
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hello 31, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@theCidisIn2 жыл бұрын
0:28 okay well Charlie's finally snapped 👈👉
@mandoe20482 жыл бұрын
I think I have a better chance being saved by the fire than the fireman.
@rex-11412 жыл бұрын
6:08 well, if there's any profession that would adequately train you to be able to stand still for 16 minutes bored out of your mind, it would probably be the military
@mothmansboyfriend2 жыл бұрын
I was about to say
@seregarublev89152 жыл бұрын
for real lol, the amount of people who pass out at parade rest because they don't wiggle their toes to keep the blood flowing is unreal
@delinkwent73752 жыл бұрын
@@seregarublev8915 never heard of wiggling your toes but my recruiters always drilled into us to not lock your knees
@seregarublev89152 жыл бұрын
@@delinkwent7375 I remember the knee locking issue too lol, fun times
@jordanmathews64292 жыл бұрын
Military ceremonies feel like Facebook content the way they pad them for time. They have you standing at parade rest for hours at retirement ceremonies of someone you’ve never even seen
@EricAustinYun2 жыл бұрын
Jibrizzy is one of the most disappointing content creators I've ever seen. He actually won on Penn & Teller. There was a point where he made actual good content. But now he just abuses it. It's not really his fault per-se since the FB algorithm is so insanely exploitable. But the content he pumps out is strictly for monetization (usually via Facebook and shared on other platforms) and it just kinda sucks to see what was once a genuine content creator become a cringe scripted monetization machine.
@kyahhh54822 жыл бұрын
Well tbf when he was exposed to be faking those reactions, he just went on embraced the instagram/fb exploit videos. Sad to see him go down this bad
@F1nicky2 жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with chasing the bag, the man is on that sigma grindset ✊
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@minecraft-hw7kh2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ps-XZJOSppfFm4E.html
@Ano0onymouse2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers hes getting 100 million + views PER VIDEO and he doesnt get facebook??????
@saulgoodman75092 жыл бұрын
Need some sexy music and squelching/banging sounds when the fire-fighter disappears into that room for 10 minutes.
@ant_cuts_2 жыл бұрын
“microchips in their raisin bran cereal” 💀😭😂😂😂😂
@helppurru29812 жыл бұрын
My mother sat there watching a video of a military guy rubbing his wife’s pregnant stomach hidden in a box, “pretending” to not know what it is. I was absolutely baffled at how she knew it was padding for time, she knew they were doing it on purpose, and yet still decided to waste her precious time and watch the whole. Damn. Video until I didn’t walk up and scroll all the way to the end for her. I thought the guy was just mentally challenged, but it looks like that wasn’t the only video that did something like that. Facebook truly is a cesspool of click-hungry people who want to either feel needed or get revenue from views and likes. But I guess all of social media is like that.
@ghost_fueled_scarecrow2 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp a Terraformars Mii
@samalass4662 жыл бұрын
Fuck the first time I misread stabbing instead of rubbing and read it all with that context.
@Pabloesc57110 ай бұрын
Social media sites are just sad, i could never understand why people find them enterteining.
@Lainnu2 жыл бұрын
almost at 10 mil Charlie, hope we can get there by the end of the month.
@user-us5qd1uz3n2 жыл бұрын
salam sadeekee shlon wk?
@textik58212 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar mic’s are only 40$ including shipping 30k subscribers should equal way more than that
@justsomeguywholovesberserk63752 жыл бұрын
@Hamza Alkayyali BOTS
@ferdinandiofbulgaria94852 жыл бұрын
@@textik5821 it's a bot.
@letsgodraco2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up
@sgtepic46592 жыл бұрын
Love how the fire is supposed to be on the left but the smoke comes out from the right side
@MagicianStevey2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this is laziness. He counted 10 minutes in his mind for more than 5 videos straight without messing up once. Absolutely insane.
@n.mightslapallama18742 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that was depressing. Some dude is making bank by being absurdly lazy... Goddamn, I feel horrible about my life now. Thanks, Charlie.
@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@shinobix49252 жыл бұрын
@@highwaythruhell7882 Nah that's just a dude playing a game, they're not doing anything inherently wrong
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html.
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
sup Might, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@123leoc32 жыл бұрын
@Quark ratio
@enigmaoftheechidna62792 жыл бұрын
I fell victim to one of these recently, but they were actually doing things the whole video technically. It took an incredibly incompetent team of three HALF AN HOUR to break open an ATM that they "bought", only to find no money in it at all. Which I figured, but there was always that "you never know" factor. I just wish I had read the comments or skipped ahead, which I normally do, instead of wasting my time.
@marioman12422 жыл бұрын
Man, I seriously wish I could possibly have half the patience you have. I barely even like watching long-form content from the KZfaqrs I actually want to see.
@eska49352 жыл бұрын
ive seen that, ive always hated that girl she's so annoying
@billyhopkins59692 жыл бұрын
That’s a really common one people do
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@antoniomargallo53172 жыл бұрын
Your FBI guy is really disappointed at you ... searching the internet for videos on how to break open an ATM machine, shame on you.
@WhereDoWeTravelNow2 жыл бұрын
Best content ever. Fucking love those videos that fail to reach the point and drag the shit out of it for 30 minutes. Time well spent!
@ItsWesels2 жыл бұрын
You're literally my new favorite content creator, your language and everything of the sort is so precise. And I like how unsarcastic your sarcasm is, its flawless
@dtxct81682 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many tries it took to say 0:58…
@chillin.39932 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised on how long he held his breath 0:05
@happyclam27052 жыл бұрын
0:58 Sounds just like an upcoming anime’s title, but shorter
@Cjoudan2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if youtube and Facebook even Instagram didn't give ad revenue to anyone.
@flutterbaws95792 жыл бұрын
I legit remember having to watch that performance of John Cage in a music appreciation class and had to write a critique of it. Forgot what I said but I think I remember reading that it was actually meant to be something about allowing people to enjoy the "natural" sounds of their environment instead of composed music. So I guess the occasional sound of a dude clearing his throat and John opening and closing the fallboard on the piano a few times was suppose to be the performance. It was definitely one of those things where they try to make the viewer "think" about what art is, but in reality it is literally nothing and just dumb especially when you can just listen to silence for free.
@ajkcool2 жыл бұрын
Or even better, just listen to music
@stas40172 жыл бұрын
There are reputable musicians who find 4'33" an interesting insight into art. You're not supposed to listen to that in a concert performance, obviously, and the sounds there aren't interesting for most people, but the idea is the product of it's time, there weren't that many ways of sharing music at that time. John Cage is an incredible composer if you want to look at his more "normal" pieces. The idea is pretty simple, sometimes you like listening to leaves rustle on trees when you're walking home and not turn headphones on. If you look into visual art, nature can often provide much more admirable vista than a human can ever make
@stas40172 жыл бұрын
You're not really supposed to listen to that piece, at least certainly not more than once. It was just an interesting way to express that idea, at that period of time. You can look at that as a clickbait of some sort, you either tell the idea of the nature's beauty on a lecture, or make it appear on a concert and give it a name and divide it in three parts to make it cooler of sorts. It's obvious which one of these two approaches would gather more attention
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@stas40172 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers I mean most of Charlie's videos are just shitposting. He's very good at it, not gonna lie, but he doesn't do much research into things. I don't say it's bad, I find some of his work entertaining, but I don't come to this channel looking for quality all the pros and cons opinion on things
@KrishnaDS2 жыл бұрын
The reason why Jibrizy stopped doing magic on youtube is because he got exposed for having hired actors to react to his tricks. He was never considered to be good by any magician because it was very obvious that he was hiring actors to get great reactions if you knew how most of the tricks were done, so it's actually not surprising he has stooped this low to get a few views.
@oraalid0nitsi2 жыл бұрын
I think his popularity on Facebook is the greatest magic trick he has performed. Or then he has just hired millions of actors to view this amazing content.
@charliesphantom63622 жыл бұрын
The sheer length of his “title description” with a monotone voice with out a mistake is impressive and got me laughing 😆.
@shockwavessecretaccount2058 Жыл бұрын
The reason they were able to stand that long is because they’re used to drill sergeants having them stand at parade rest for 2 hours 😂
@xmanz77732 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius, he does nothing and racks up views in an untapped market.
@MbitaChizi2 жыл бұрын
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@MbitaChizi2 жыл бұрын
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@williammouthfitondeeznutz87332 жыл бұрын
PhD marketing be like
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hello Xman, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@aguyontheinternet15322 жыл бұрын
If Charlie says something is the worst of anything, you know it's gonna be damn entertaining to watch
@xxtoptigerxx87582 жыл бұрын
Your mom
@williamvob2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@MrYomamaboy2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers Charlie fell off years ago, just one of the twitch crowd following the shit stained meta of 2022. Adds no value to anything, just hit trash hot takes on topics he likes to believe he knows about. When in reality, he just doesn't produce anything helpful to society in any form.
@bigmanbazzaaa2 жыл бұрын
I used Facebook live once and it was someone playing GTAV with a huge ‘parental advisory’ logo flashing up every 20 seconds or so.
@mohammadshahhatami68192 жыл бұрын
-nooooo you can't just make long and boring videos on Facebook for money Jibrizy: hehe money go brrrrrrrr
@purpleheartsofficial2 жыл бұрын
"if you do 10 minute videos, you make more money" Charlie: makes 8 minute video
@pokomustudios2 жыл бұрын
I think KZfaq’s new minimum for monetization/paid ads is 8 minutes but they can put ads on any video anyway so it’s kinda confusing I guess. I don’t think he actually profits off KZfaq because before the new ad system where any video can get an ad I don’t remember him enabling ads, but who knows how it is now.
@TipeONegatyve2 жыл бұрын
Of content that was funny.
@ana746742 жыл бұрын
@@pokomustudios he's already a twitch streamer so I think youtube is just where charlie talks about random stuff and his stream highlights.
@TatsumiOga6822 жыл бұрын
This man is honestly an inspiration, who wouldn't want to make millions just by making zero effort videos?
@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@sergeant20392 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 opening has been leaked: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtKXpKSe0dW0eGw.html
@pesadafara16392 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@grenindraw69472 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, KZfaq doesn't have a bot problem anymore It's a bot invasion
@Xilophone02 жыл бұрын
These bots are getting out of hand
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq2 жыл бұрын
You see the same kind of content on Snapchat Stories, since the number of ads shown is directly related to the number of snaps in the story. Two minutes of content, 8 minutes of oohing and aahing and pretending to get ready and etc... etc...
@tarbosh917 Жыл бұрын
Knowing that most of the active users on FB are likely internet-illiterate old people, I'd wager 20% of the people who watched the firefighter video thought it was legitimate. The videos you shared are far more egregious than the ones I've usually seen where someone is making a cake and have a tube on top that they're filling with sprinkles. Every 20 seconds they very slowly add a few more sprinkles to the tube and then describe what will happen when they lift the tube. They repeat that process like 30 times (or I assume so, I've learned to just skip over them).
@Sharktonic1 Жыл бұрын
heh ong
@misterdystopia89912 жыл бұрын
We all have our days.. 😖
@Hetalia9732 жыл бұрын
kind of miss when people made actual content they found fun and entertaining despite the length of time
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@johneden20332 жыл бұрын
Remember when there was no money on KZfaq and people still uploaded original content that had lasting cultural impact?
@pooporigin34172 жыл бұрын
7 bots in a row holy shit
@Emiichoco2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up
@DMTInfinity2 жыл бұрын
*"Uncle drinks himself into a coma..!"* 😂
@michaelmiecek5000 Жыл бұрын
"Pump my fist and chug a budweiser" That.. Aged well..
@snowballs70072 жыл бұрын
Interesting that Charlie talked about John Cage's 4'33" piece. Cage made that to ask what sound counts as music. I think Facebook is starting to make us ask what video counts as content, but less intelligently.
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hi Snowball, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@McBernes2 жыл бұрын
lol...well said
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@ederadee2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers obvious troll is obvious. Waaaaay to hammed up and fake to believe this comment.
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
@@ederadee the fuck are you on about? I'm not sure you understand what trolling is. Clearly you made a Facebook once, added 50 people including idiot family members, never put more effort into it, and decided "fAcEbOoK iS fOr CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiStS aDn OlD pEoPlLe." I mod several groups with tens of thousands of people, have hundreds of thousands of followers etc. Yeah, it's where it's at if you know how to utilize it.
@RiRiRiPoks Жыл бұрын
"anyone here?" (insert npc idle animation) *coughs in front of the guy for an entire minute" "AnYONE HeRe?1?"
@anactualfingbottleofranch7472 жыл бұрын
I'm joining the Navy in 1 month and the Navy hasn't been wearing that blue uniform for years now...
@ElementalLeaf2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the Popo Medic channel and having Charlie constantly monitoring your uploads. I'd live in eternal dread of disappointing Charlie with every new content I posted at that point.
@billpicklethecat40332 жыл бұрын
@Quark k
@shitakemyshrooms19282 жыл бұрын
@Quark Okay
@kenshir002 жыл бұрын
@Quark ok but why an essay about why Religions are fake?
@andreaesteves79392 жыл бұрын
@Quark 10/10 dude (derogatory)
@devent10n2 жыл бұрын
Y'all, just report the edgy boy as spam.
@Declan_ChristoTube_VA2 жыл бұрын
The secret to making the most of Facebook is joining numerous niche fandom shitposting groups. Top Tier content.
@SgtKickass9262 жыл бұрын
Exactly, where else am I going to get History lessons using classic simpsons screenshots?
@fastfatanger2 жыл бұрын
5:07 this describes one peice and every naruto filler episode
@mlevis05 Жыл бұрын
“the Charlie of 45 minutes ago” lol I love how Charlie finds something and immediately shares it while the rant is fresh 🤣🤣
@hermeskun32742 жыл бұрын
"Look back at the Charlie of 45 minutes ago". Our man Jesus can literally slap great content together over something he just learned about.
@sergeant20392 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 part 2 opening has been leaked: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtKXpKSe0dW0eGw.html
@hola-sr5ty2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g7CAn6t7vdbYl2Q.html
@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@pesadafara16392 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@whatsittoya77182 жыл бұрын
Why was I expecting actual replies, of course they’re all a chain of bots
@cantaloupeslope2 жыл бұрын
You’ve changed my mind, Charlie. I’ll have to recover my old Hotmail address so I can see some of that banger content you’ve enlightened us on.
@hola-sr5ty2 жыл бұрын
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@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html
@Mr_bubbles_overwat8 ай бұрын
5:16 - 5:45 real photoge of NPC waiting the player to do a progress
@VoidStr3ams2 жыл бұрын
Bro when you said lazy, i was like, it cant be that bad right? right?
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan2 жыл бұрын
Finding actual good content on Facebook is basically like trying to find a decent movie in a cheap dollar store
@JODRecaps2 жыл бұрын
hi Tbell, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@spaceyjayce2 жыл бұрын
I’ve found that a lot of the shitposting pages are pretty great.
@Sanctifiers2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@gearsandstars24892 жыл бұрын
@Quark If you truly believe that not only are you missing the point of religion but you're also advocating for using humans like cattle
@aguyinadormroom4182 жыл бұрын
Well, I've been doing pretty eh on youtube lately maybe I'll become a famous Facebook content creator
@chocolat9172 жыл бұрын
I had my first exposure to these stalling Facebook videos the other day. I never knew they existed
@XxShadow101xX2 жыл бұрын
Does this feel really surreal for anyone else? Like idk why but the fact that these even exist is kinda disconcerting???
@bigfloppa56152 жыл бұрын
Facebook is literally Reddit but for old people
@JohnPerry272 жыл бұрын
Reddit's kind of fun though. The nature and Diary of a Wimpy Kid subreddits clap.
@finalfight5052 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nNWmrbeHyNudlps.html.
@chilifps17842 жыл бұрын
4:52: of course they didn't find them, they're in camouflage
@davisthedaviskids2574 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh, now it makes much more sense
@nuclearriptide13972 жыл бұрын
Also that fire alarm sound he used is same one from alien isolation
@danielkehayov60732 жыл бұрын
It's like me writing that essay for extra these extra words
@AverageAnnusEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
At 2:05 when he said "Is anyone here?", I got a FanDuel sportsbook ad that said "The college football championship is here" and I don't think I'll ever have a coincidence this good again
@zayussaldana94672 жыл бұрын
Imagine how awful of a fire fighter he would be
@highwaythruhell78822 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bc6KnrZ_0LundYk.html THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@nathanielchieffallo42732 жыл бұрын
Yes let me carry this woman out in flammable material
@crunchproductions22762 жыл бұрын
@Quark cool man thanks for that really relates to this video
@averagecat42202 жыл бұрын
@Quark just because you dislike religions in a form like that doesn’t mean that you have to go on and call everyone else wrong and shaming them for believing in something they chose to, and that’s all coming from an atheist
@nathanielchieffallo42732 жыл бұрын
@Quark yeah I'm an atheist and all that but acting like an ass isn't changing anyone's mind
@somecomposingfudsa2 жыл бұрын
4:10 hey don't compare this dude to John Cage; 4'33" is a fucking masterpiece in music and he actually wrote other stuff that's also very interesting
@EpicAwesomeYo2 жыл бұрын
I think I seen one of these videos about a "magic trick" for 3 girls and they said "are you ready?" some 8-10 times.
@TouchMeDono2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid that this will be the future of KZfaq. The dislike button is already useless, it's only a question of when will they remove it completely.
@-Merkuleez2 жыл бұрын
Creators can still see them dislikes
@Anonymous-df8it2 жыл бұрын
@@-Merkuleez Yeah, but no one else can see that it's a piece of garbage before they increase the view count.