Creepiest Dating Coach Ever

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penguinz0

Күн бұрын

This is the greatest creepy dating coach of All Time
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@gullarific123
@gullarific123 Ай бұрын
dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling
@bossmandude8564
@bossmandude8564 Ай бұрын
Strats
@OzymandiasWasRight
@OzymandiasWasRight Ай бұрын
Thank you for this comment.
@steezy064
@steezy064 Ай бұрын
Extra points if its Wii Sports
@Pokeys
@Pokeys Ай бұрын
Roman Bellic ahh sentence
@TofusHappyPlace
@TofusHappyPlace Ай бұрын
I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭
@viralshark
@viralshark Ай бұрын
The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.
@shitmandood
@shitmandood Ай бұрын
I was thinking necrophilia
@passivepuppy52
@passivepuppy52 Ай бұрын
@@jar207 on blud
@LangwidereLMFT
@LangwidereLMFT Ай бұрын
Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?
@Bunny_Bill
@Bunny_Bill Ай бұрын
@@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??
@natalie-lb2zt
@natalie-lb2zt Ай бұрын
@@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him
@drakebrasche092
@drakebrasche092 Ай бұрын
This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph
@ki.44524
@ki.44524 Ай бұрын
LOL
@sary7154
@sary7154 21 күн бұрын
Brother's as smooth as a crash landing.
@user-db2rx2wy3q
@user-db2rx2wy3q 20 күн бұрын
only thing smooth about him is his brain
@raddog6894
@raddog6894 16 күн бұрын
I've seen smoother mountain ranges
@yungtux8770
@yungtux8770 14 күн бұрын
That’s not smooth at all.
@alexandra6188
@alexandra6188 Ай бұрын
If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 23 күн бұрын
Lol
@tianag8513
@tianag8513 21 күн бұрын
That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes 3 күн бұрын
Using this.
@Noah-UE
@Noah-UE 16 сағат бұрын
@@CallMeKes on who bruh, you are not even close to pretty enough for someone to want to be in a 200 meter radius
@rndmprsn3970
@rndmprsn3970 Ай бұрын
That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste
@shitmandood
@shitmandood Ай бұрын
Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.
@totally_not_putin
@totally_not_putin Ай бұрын
He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray
@bottledstorm7770
@bottledstorm7770 Ай бұрын
This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection
@sallyskellington3024
@sallyskellington3024 Ай бұрын
😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!
@julianvillalba7997
@julianvillalba7997 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sidera17
@Sidera17 Ай бұрын
"Enter the female mind.". This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂
@Coockiez-007
@Coockiez-007 Ай бұрын
his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later
@richogarden
@richogarden Ай бұрын
Hahahahah😂
@Dark_Harmony
@Dark_Harmony Ай бұрын
He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.
@kills12kills
@kills12kills Ай бұрын
He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy
@helixxia9320
@helixxia9320 Ай бұрын
😂😭
@VillainOfLegend
@VillainOfLegend Ай бұрын
"I reject your rejection." -Luffy D. Monkey (He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting a skilled swordsman to his pirate crew.)
@NimrodHAHA
@NimrodHAHA Ай бұрын
one piece is ass
@ThugShakerCentral54
@ThugShakerCentral54 Ай бұрын
Never seen it
@opmason2293
@opmason2293 Ай бұрын
@@NimrodHAHA nooo! whatever will i do knowing FoamyClouds does not share the same opinion as me!!
@NimrodHAHA
@NimrodHAHA Ай бұрын
@@opmason2293 end it all lil bro
@HyperYT-ob8fc
@HyperYT-ob8fc 24 күн бұрын
​@@NimrodHAHABro just got ignored.
@Justsomeuser1543
@Justsomeuser1543 Ай бұрын
He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod
@imiriath2411
@imiriath2411 18 күн бұрын
lmao, he does have a discord server; fitting.
@Deu7erium
@Deu7erium 11 күн бұрын
ONG BRO 💀
@-Lilith-Angel-
@-Lilith-Angel- 9 күн бұрын
Bro made me wish I didn't like kink
@-Lilith-Angel-
@-Lilith-Angel- 9 күн бұрын
😂😂
@michaelgrayson1057
@michaelgrayson1057 4 күн бұрын
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the beast has awoken kitten
@DevCryptic
@DevCryptic Ай бұрын
actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker
@evilcow2114
@evilcow2114 Ай бұрын
Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?
@MerchGrows
@MerchGrows Ай бұрын
@@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh
@Epic-so3ek
@Epic-so3ek Ай бұрын
Top G 👍
@trinodot8112
@trinodot8112 Ай бұрын
I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.
@tiposauce6417
@tiposauce6417 Ай бұрын
Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff
@gordonramslay9955
@gordonramslay9955 Ай бұрын
“Will you date me” “No. Leave me alone.” “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”
@kristofnagy7813
@kristofnagy7813 Ай бұрын
Chad mindset 💀
@TLAMB2008
@TLAMB2008 Ай бұрын
If you get in the van I'll give you candy!
@ozramblue117
@ozramblue117 Ай бұрын
Lol!
@ScarlettTheRav
@ScarlettTheRav Ай бұрын
@@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die
@nathangaspacio6128
@nathangaspacio6128 Ай бұрын
It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail
@alexandria1663
@alexandria1663 Ай бұрын
“Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”
@_tired-_
@_tired-_ 18 күн бұрын
Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it
@alexandria1663
@alexandria1663 18 күн бұрын
@@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3
@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond
@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond 15 күн бұрын
That's a list of red flags bigger than the Soviet Union, good Lord... (P.S. I now have a new snek in my favorites. Thank you for having this blessed picture as your pfp.)
@alexandria1663
@alexandria1663 15 күн бұрын
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Omigosh you’re welcome friend God bless ❤️ we gotta spread awareness for God’s silliest snek
@CallMeKes
@CallMeKes 3 күн бұрын
Him: "I have several other women." Me: "Great, go call one of them."
@JoghesWorks
@JoghesWorks 26 күн бұрын
"That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.
@ladistar
@ladistar 12 күн бұрын
Lmao I know I laughed out loud for real when I heard that 😂😂
@JackDespero
@JackDespero Ай бұрын
That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.
@kevinle1083
@kevinle1083 Ай бұрын
Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.
@alphabetsoup6837
@alphabetsoup6837 Ай бұрын
Same thing
@woodpecker8116
@woodpecker8116 Ай бұрын
I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Ай бұрын
All of these "alpha trainers" are.
@s.h.a5921
@s.h.a5921 Ай бұрын
⁠@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him
@kassandrad6540
@kassandrad6540 Ай бұрын
“I just.. played into her little f*cking game” My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered
@user-lt1jd1ye3v
@user-lt1jd1ye3v Ай бұрын
😹😹😹😹
@ricoambro
@ricoambro Ай бұрын
That probably registers as foreplay for this guy
@cathytice6370
@cathytice6370 Ай бұрын
See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'
@Vwerlg
@Vwerlg Ай бұрын
Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.
@muro2904
@muro2904 Ай бұрын
@@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.
@devonstation2102
@devonstation2102 Ай бұрын
"Will you go out with me?" "No" "YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR"
@mariac4127
@mariac4127 Ай бұрын
I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂
@goblazeher
@goblazeher 8 күн бұрын
Noooo 😭😭
@AverageJoeMama
@AverageJoeMama 8 күн бұрын
Mike Tyson could also come to mind.
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 3 күн бұрын
I knew my earsth werent detheving me !
@lazerduckzilla
@lazerduckzilla Ай бұрын
his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
you’re obsessed with him
@jigen8336
@jigen8336 Ай бұрын
​@@boogers69420cope
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
@@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
@@jigen8336u never got laid
@maximum8414
@maximum8414 Ай бұрын
This is the best comment 😂
@nightblade628
@nightblade628 Ай бұрын
“They’re approached around 45 times per day” What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.
@surplusyt6023
@surplusyt6023 Ай бұрын
That’s insane
@CaptainObvious55
@CaptainObvious55 Ай бұрын
Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him
@zoso1up
@zoso1up Ай бұрын
Lmao
@davidm.2141
@davidm.2141 Ай бұрын
@@zoso1up me too! 😂
@BeautyMarkRush
@BeautyMarkRush Ай бұрын
That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached
@PodMentsTT
@PodMentsTT 4 күн бұрын
Im surprised that he is in the drivers seat and not being driven around by a family member.
@constellationorion8679
@constellationorion8679 17 күн бұрын
Every single one of these guys who goes online and talks about how many women they’re definitely getting, is getting zero and is trying to cope with fanfic. I’m amazed their viewers haven’t figured that out
@abbyelectric
@abbyelectric Ай бұрын
How to talk to women, a cheat sheet: - treat us like goddamn people.
@valueinyou9931
@valueinyou9931 Ай бұрын
Someone wrote it...EXACTLY. Or how about this really complicated concept: how would YOU like to be treated and spoken with...? But of course, when all you care about is yourself, this is like the riddle of the sphinx.
@ScarlettTheRav
@ScarlettTheRav Ай бұрын
yes please
@riftmaster07
@riftmaster07 Ай бұрын
or do my solution: dont have any social interactions.
@fragrantbloom
@fragrantbloom Ай бұрын
Exactly. Hard for these losers to understand, sadly.
@MK-hw2ir
@MK-hw2ir Ай бұрын
@@valueinyou9931speaking to women the same way you like to be spoken to will get you ZERO kitty. However, if you apply this dudes strategy you will just turn gae😂😂😂
@belugafans11
@belugafans11 Ай бұрын
As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’
@darkvioletskull
@darkvioletskull Ай бұрын
Your dad is a real man. 👏
@therealsteel1634
@therealsteel1634 Ай бұрын
​@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way
@winterphuntasm
@winterphuntasm Ай бұрын
Chad dad
@ix7958
@ix7958 Ай бұрын
@@jar207 hres the alt
@ix7958
@ix7958 Ай бұрын
@@therealsteel1634 heres the main
@jaysven6153
@jaysven6153 Ай бұрын
I honestly been feeling super down on myself lately, but you posting these type of videos once a week has genuinely started to make a small but real difference. Insane to think how many weirdos are out there.
@hannahframpton9235
@hannahframpton9235 Ай бұрын
If you’re a nice, normal dude with the ability to self reflect then you’re already ahead of at least half the modern population 👍
@alexalcan
@alexalcan Ай бұрын
"Of all the things that have NEVER happened, that is the thing that has never happened the most" is the most perfect way to express my exact thoughts.
@_averagedude_1545
@_averagedude_1545 Ай бұрын
Rejecting a rejection is crazy
@shinraix5041
@shinraix5041 Ай бұрын
What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along
@CarpeNutella
@CarpeNutella Ай бұрын
My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card
@williamfalls
@williamfalls Ай бұрын
There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund. But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.
@luckyinky7849
@luckyinky7849 Ай бұрын
​@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women
@FercPolo
@FercPolo Ай бұрын
Personally, sure. But if you're talking sales it's literally the whole game. Why do you think salesmen are the way they are?
@BennyVibes
@BennyVibes Ай бұрын
Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered
@wlow_music
@wlow_music Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mariac4127
@mariac4127 Ай бұрын
Lost one argument**** 😂
@aahaankhandelwal7822
@aahaankhandelwal7822 15 күн бұрын
"Reject a rejection" "Come over to my place" I can bet money i've heard there two things in the intro of a serial killer documentry.
@Abejaved
@Abejaved 23 күн бұрын
When he does his Joker laugh and you see how his teeth are misaligned, you can tell he was bullied and punched in the face a lot.
@lawrencetalbot8346
@lawrencetalbot8346 Ай бұрын
“You don’t always have to accept her rejection.” You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 Ай бұрын
*Dont read my name, , .*
@SpaceBoyRay.
@SpaceBoyRay. Ай бұрын
Exactly.
@p-__
@p-__ Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@brockfuller2074
@brockfuller2074 Ай бұрын
Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge
@Tocinos
@Tocinos Ай бұрын
Lovely day for KZfaq replies
@Ataraxia95
@Ataraxia95 Ай бұрын
When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.
@domainmojo2162
@domainmojo2162 Ай бұрын
Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.
@MoAdan28
@MoAdan28 Ай бұрын
@@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.
@fatliward9815
@fatliward9815 Ай бұрын
​@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.
@thatdude3977
@thatdude3977 Ай бұрын
Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂
@justaguyontheinternet7104
@justaguyontheinternet7104 Ай бұрын
Big difference between confidence and arrogance.
@Sabrina11113
@Sabrina11113 12 күн бұрын
THE INTRO LMFAOOOOO “it’s time to level up “you do not have to accept her rejection” “this is an advanced technique” AHAHHAHA
@brandonperry857
@brandonperry857 5 күн бұрын
This has GOT to be bait... I refuse to believe this dude is serious... His stuttering and awkwardness gives me serial killer vibes.
@Tkokat
@Tkokat Ай бұрын
"You do not have to accept her rejection" Jail speedrun, any %.
@brownie5458
@brownie5458 Ай бұрын
Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house
@Tkokat
@Tkokat Ай бұрын
@@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise
@broidkanymore-zc4lt
@broidkanymore-zc4lt Ай бұрын
another reason why we get grapists
@Clooger-
@Clooger- Ай бұрын
​@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 Ай бұрын
I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.
@GeekNymph
@GeekNymph Ай бұрын
this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real
@crankfastle8138
@crankfastle8138 Ай бұрын
He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see
@ALTEMERI
@ALTEMERI Ай бұрын
​@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him
@razzytack
@razzytack Ай бұрын
The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself
@kingslayersecondchannel7787
@kingslayersecondchannel7787 Ай бұрын
Idk I kinda believe him
@RasheedahsWifeSchool
@RasheedahsWifeSchool Ай бұрын
It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.
@thesoftone
@thesoftone 8 күн бұрын
"mastering the rope technique" my brother in christ, there's only one rope you really need to master.
@cassiejohnson9410
@cassiejohnson9410 17 күн бұрын
him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.
@ShellyBean3
@ShellyBean3 Ай бұрын
It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
they’re definitely ignoring you…
@Kiseki_mangos
@Kiseki_mangos Ай бұрын
If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.
@KnarfStein
@KnarfStein Ай бұрын
Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.
@jigen8336
@jigen8336 Ай бұрын
It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross
@ShellyBean3
@ShellyBean3 Ай бұрын
@@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh
@guudbyenme3399
@guudbyenme3399 Ай бұрын
"Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."
@munbrazeh6700
@munbrazeh6700 Ай бұрын
this is so accurate, the only missing part is "wearing the clothes his mom cleans"
@naiiin6949
@naiiin6949 Ай бұрын
Damn these ASMR videos just keep on getting weirder and weirder, huh?
@trueneese8080
@trueneese8080 Ай бұрын
Correct
@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1
@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1 Ай бұрын
facts
@NoInternetDinosaur
@NoInternetDinosaur Ай бұрын
😂
@IsaacTui
@IsaacTui 14 күн бұрын
Dude teaches excellent courses in getting smacked with a restraining order and getting labeled a creep
@YoSupImJRH5
@YoSupImJRH5 18 күн бұрын
"alpha dominance in dating:rise above the rest" sounds like a gen z advertisement game
@grazielalarroca1049
@grazielalarroca1049 Ай бұрын
If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside
@Aethemix
@Aethemix Ай бұрын
I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone
@MrMr-ws3tv
@MrMr-ws3tv Ай бұрын
Don't worry we'll find a way inside......
@paintedfingernail2308
@paintedfingernail2308 Ай бұрын
​@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.
@jeremywinston1
@jeremywinston1 Ай бұрын
@@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke
@southerndiscomfort171
@southerndiscomfort171 Ай бұрын
let us in baby you're acting crazy right now
@cjevans3640
@cjevans3640 Ай бұрын
A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear
@GTA5Guru
@GTA5Guru Ай бұрын
Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.
@geewizlana
@geewizlana Ай бұрын
And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.
@mancerayder8010
@mancerayder8010 Ай бұрын
Not accepting rejection is for rapists.
@kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331
@kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331 Ай бұрын
Yup. You right.
@jaden7858
@jaden7858 Ай бұрын
persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas
@eviltoad746
@eviltoad746 Ай бұрын
When he said "and rake" it really felt like he meant to say something else
@gaptoothbandit6832
@gaptoothbandit6832 Ай бұрын
12:30 When he said “Ao, To, and Cheerio which is a breakfast cereal” that shit had me dying.
@littleblueclovers
@littleblueclovers Ай бұрын
I’ve experienced a “No, it’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.
@PrettyVulgar92
@PrettyVulgar92 Ай бұрын
When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 Ай бұрын
Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.
@Sparks2490
@Sparks2490 Ай бұрын
I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"
@nbassasin8092
@nbassasin8092 Ай бұрын
since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear? we need natural selection to start kicking in again
@celiashen5490
@celiashen5490 Ай бұрын
Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.
@B0wtieguy
@B0wtieguy Ай бұрын
This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.
@nicholaswroblewski3069
@nicholaswroblewski3069 Ай бұрын
definitely checking the weather app
@Levonaire
@Levonaire Ай бұрын
You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤
@venndogsun
@venndogsun Ай бұрын
in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao
@matthewmccurry1
@matthewmccurry1 Ай бұрын
You really think he even shows up to them?
@bigjalapeno7061
@bigjalapeno7061 Ай бұрын
Yep
@jevilcore
@jevilcore 14 күн бұрын
Him listing the "different types of O's" is so ridiculous.
@schenketube
@schenketube 12 күн бұрын
"That’s the most didn’t happen shit of all time"😂
@Bextie
@Bextie Ай бұрын
'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 Ай бұрын
*Dont read my name, , ..*
@p-__
@p-__ Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@oneofthekindscarf8612
@oneofthekindscarf8612 Ай бұрын
Wow, look at em bots
@Indybone
@Indybone Ай бұрын
No means yes 😂
@clkgtr12
@clkgtr12 Ай бұрын
​@@Indybonereminds me of the bill burr bit
@illidoth
@illidoth Ай бұрын
when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows
@crankfastle8138
@crankfastle8138 Ай бұрын
I think he confused tinder for pornhub
@CorvineCadaver
@CorvineCadaver 26 күн бұрын
​@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭
@Orion_Otaku
@Orion_Otaku 24 күн бұрын
Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺 They probably don't even want him either.
@Delt4_Cr4wfish
@Delt4_Cr4wfish 19 күн бұрын
More like victims.
@dmachine6140
@dmachine6140 18 күн бұрын
All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true
@samhartje723
@samhartje723 15 күн бұрын
There’s three super secret steps to flirting with people. 1: be nice 2: be interesting 3: be honest
@prayedzero1l802
@prayedzero1l802 17 күн бұрын
Guy looks like he says where’s my hug after rejection
@CrazyGrlXP
@CrazyGrlXP Ай бұрын
As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.
@rustyhowe3907
@rustyhowe3907 Ай бұрын
But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.
@cherrygleam
@cherrygleam Ай бұрын
@@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲
@jacobhall2628
@jacobhall2628 Ай бұрын
thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@cherrygleam
@cherrygleam Ай бұрын
@@jacobhall2628 ok??
@Depressed_until_dead
@Depressed_until_dead Ай бұрын
​@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️ dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️
@Razzlion
@Razzlion Ай бұрын
This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.
@gwendyylion4874
@gwendyylion4874 Ай бұрын
Match made in hell 🫶
@sporkybutterz
@sporkybutterz Ай бұрын
Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose Ай бұрын
What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂
@bigjalapeno7061
@bigjalapeno7061 Ай бұрын
Yep
@Dice-Z
@Dice-Z Ай бұрын
@@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂
@LostDVayne
@LostDVayne Ай бұрын
This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.
@matthewfreeman4822
@matthewfreeman4822 17 күн бұрын
This is my new favorite comment on youtube
@NortheastGun
@NortheastGun Ай бұрын
Best dating advice, just be yourself and treat people the way that you would want to be treated.
@crystalcove99
@crystalcove99 Ай бұрын
Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection." Him: "oh shit now what"
@strangelf
@strangelf Ай бұрын
“My kink IS to kinkshame!”
@Tabth3778
@Tabth3778 Ай бұрын
he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection
@DokkanTrooper
@DokkanTrooper Ай бұрын
lmfaooo
@redcobra1246
@redcobra1246 Ай бұрын
Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one
@rayenswift8843
@rayenswift8843 Ай бұрын
​​@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection
@JensSkalbeck
@JensSkalbeck Ай бұрын
"Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!
@scarlett6143
@scarlett6143 Ай бұрын
make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!
@chemistry-ij9pb
@chemistry-ij9pb Ай бұрын
dude it’s a woman, not a dude
@maskedrebel9670
@maskedrebel9670 Ай бұрын
@@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret
@sleepycowboy18
@sleepycowboy18 Ай бұрын
Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm
@ZalemMoon
@ZalemMoon Ай бұрын
As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...
@xspeedyjjx7419
@xspeedyjjx7419 7 күн бұрын
He wasn’t holding back tears from laughter. He was genuinely crying.
@williamallen2966
@williamallen2966 20 күн бұрын
The comments literally made this man cry that’s a great ending
@PepperOnPatty
@PepperOnPatty Ай бұрын
"Not forceful" *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*
@TheFuriousNightFury
@TheFuriousNightFury Ай бұрын
​​@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off. You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled
@user-zj3st9lu8j
@user-zj3st9lu8j Ай бұрын
​@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol
@kubadzejkob332
@kubadzejkob332 Ай бұрын
​@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.
@sporeham1674
@sporeham1674 Ай бұрын
​@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize
@frankie11998
@frankie11998 Ай бұрын
"im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged" i doubt that 💀💀
@PurveyorOfTrash
@PurveyorOfTrash Ай бұрын
Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer
@Anwar-ys6ir
@Anwar-ys6ir Ай бұрын
So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉
@Dice-Z
@Dice-Z Ай бұрын
@@Anwar-ys6ir Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.
@Anwar-ys6ir
@Anwar-ys6ir Ай бұрын
@@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩
@OldDannyDevito
@OldDannyDevito Ай бұрын
​@@Anwar-ys6ir good luck when dropping the soap on jail man
@Anwar-ys6ir
@Anwar-ys6ir Ай бұрын
@@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity" IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪
@willm7349
@willm7349 Ай бұрын
I think this is your funniest video I've seen. Top notch commentary
@darraghmccooe1752
@darraghmccooe1752 17 күн бұрын
100k women in two years is roughly 137 women a day which is 6 per hour
@cpuman
@cpuman Ай бұрын
Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.
@aeong_bread
@aeong_bread Ай бұрын
“as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.
@scarlett6143
@scarlett6143 Ай бұрын
unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad
@krazyxki
@krazyxki Ай бұрын
@@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.
@snowrenbird
@snowrenbird Ай бұрын
@@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel
@DonOfNY15
@DonOfNY15 Ай бұрын
Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.
@letsgosleep
@letsgosleep Ай бұрын
“You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao
@Metrocity616
@Metrocity616 Ай бұрын
Love the Kaiba reference
@SSName
@SSName Ай бұрын
@@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links
@torybeaudet3820
@torybeaudet3820 Ай бұрын
@@SSNamedid he rly?
@SSName
@SSName Ай бұрын
@@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable
@Chronotide
@Chronotide Ай бұрын
Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has
@mr.creeper6836
@mr.creeper6836 14 күн бұрын
Without video, his hate response video sounds like he’s actually crying
@joethestrat
@joethestrat Ай бұрын
I generally smile, make eye contact and strike up a chat about literally anything. Crazy how it works... Now, i just have to figure out how to seperate the crazies from not...
@josebatxu32
@josebatxu32 Ай бұрын
Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique
@nerooyeye2196
@nerooyeye2196 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eupo5936
@eupo5936 Ай бұрын
it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent. the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place. he is a degenerate with no class. you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic. i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross. but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home. the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever. this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.
@harryandthedickersons
@harryandthedickersons Ай бұрын
Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.
@scottkrafft6830
@scottkrafft6830 Ай бұрын
Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂
@natashahickey5758
@natashahickey5758 Ай бұрын
🛌 goodnight 😂😂
@ranash260
@ranash260 Ай бұрын
I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND. Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 Ай бұрын
Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.
@DnBastard
@DnBastard Ай бұрын
"thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*
@sk8rot
@sk8rot Ай бұрын
@@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized
@NoName-ct4pm
@NoName-ct4pm Ай бұрын
Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄
@kentinson1670
@kentinson1670 Ай бұрын
Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move
@Modulates
@Modulates Ай бұрын
Multiple red flags in about 30 seconds.
@twoheadedgiantgaming7029
@twoheadedgiantgaming7029 Ай бұрын
His laughing at the end really just sounded like he was sobbing but trying to make it sound like a laugh
@I_am_a_cat_
@I_am_a_cat_ Ай бұрын
Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao
@curtisnielsen9540
@curtisnielsen9540 Ай бұрын
full on lmao
@seantv1510
@seantv1510 Ай бұрын
Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.
@inlinechris
@inlinechris Ай бұрын
PORN. SAY IT
@FcoEnriquePerez
@FcoEnriquePerez Ай бұрын
You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all. I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.
@CrayolaCoffeeBean
@CrayolaCoffeeBean Ай бұрын
@@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol
@smellyfish3
@smellyfish3 Ай бұрын
he is actually right i used his tactics and i currently sleep with a funny thing around my ankle and are registered as a badass in 15 different states
@adiamondtrash9344
@adiamondtrash9344 Ай бұрын
Wow some people just don’t appreciate art
@thevantagemain14
@thevantagemain14 Ай бұрын
it's a device that warns women that you don't fuck, you *FUCK*
@joeltomy9220
@joeltomy9220 Ай бұрын
Imma do the same thing in the comment section and see how it goes
@RushTornad0
@RushTornad0 Ай бұрын
“Lisan Al Gaib” 😂😂😂
@Black-Peter
@Black-Peter 12 күн бұрын
My slow ass: Alright, I refuse to take her "no" for an answer! Me, in prison stripes: Why on earth did I trust that advice?
@Skarrier
@Skarrier 11 күн бұрын
Another man in you cell, in prison stripes too: i refuse to take your "no" for an answer!
@hmminterestinginterestingi3023
@hmminterestinginterestingi3023 Ай бұрын
“Guess what I did with her later” gives off “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy. Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that
@wardcraft9106
@wardcraft9106 Ай бұрын
Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)
@Munchticles
@Munchticles Ай бұрын
Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.
@collinherrin4596
@collinherrin4596 Ай бұрын
He probably does only go for girls that are still in school
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
and you’re jealous making fantasy’s about him 😂
@wardcraft9106
@wardcraft9106 Ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 Ай бұрын
Immediate red flags are: A. He uses TikTok B. Puts Alpha in front of his name C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches D. Claims to understand the female mind E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection
@simonsmith1974
@simonsmith1974 Ай бұрын
E: he claims to understand the female mind
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 Ай бұрын
@@simonsmith1974thank you
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments
@olandoblen5791
@olandoblen5791 Ай бұрын
F: Long nails
@robertnapier624
@robertnapier624 Ай бұрын
F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.
@UntappedShesources
@UntappedShesources Ай бұрын
This made me say ew out loud without even meaning to.
@ComradeInspector
@ComradeInspector 22 күн бұрын
I LOVE that in the description for the dating course he has the “methods just work” he took a page out of Todd Howard’s book! 😂
@mr.notsocreative
@mr.notsocreative Ай бұрын
It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier
@Possumkingthefirst
@Possumkingthefirst Ай бұрын
Yknow I don’t condone bullying people… But
@Hana1LuLu
@Hana1LuLu Ай бұрын
Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???
@unapologeticallyb5068
@unapologeticallyb5068 Ай бұрын
"wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"
@lohengrin4009
@lohengrin4009 Ай бұрын
Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee
@IzznyxtheWitch
@IzznyxtheWitch Ай бұрын
I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.
@trance7443
@trance7443 Ай бұрын
@@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?
@Moo77717
@Moo77717 Ай бұрын
​@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was 1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS. 2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect. Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.
@bigbearkat2010
@bigbearkat2010 Ай бұрын
@@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.
@junh1198
@junh1198 Ай бұрын
@@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom
@theemaster1018
@theemaster1018 Ай бұрын
😭
@datonk4042
@datonk4042 11 күн бұрын
bro is legit crying when he says he is laughing 💀
@tinacirakovic4559
@tinacirakovic4559 29 күн бұрын
This made me cry from laughter at work
@Superabound2
@Superabound2 Ай бұрын
He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom
@jedclampett631
@jedclampett631 Ай бұрын
He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...
@GaryEckhoff-nx2mn
@GaryEckhoff-nx2mn Ай бұрын
Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.
@hannahframpton9235
@hannahframpton9235 Ай бұрын
Mothers basement*
@yourballsdeep8107
@yourballsdeep8107 Ай бұрын
Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.
@Fantasyze
@Fantasyze Ай бұрын
They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.
@TheSuper-senior
@TheSuper-senior Ай бұрын
Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip
@Big_Ballz11111
@Big_Ballz11111 Ай бұрын
Nice profile😩
@boogers69420
@boogers69420 Ай бұрын
how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man
@javacrow_
@javacrow_ Ай бұрын
​@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs
@dereksavauge6613
@dereksavauge6613 14 күн бұрын
“Let’s hook up” “No thanks” “Do it” “Okay then when you put it like that”
@livybug1101
@livybug1101 Ай бұрын
Another hard watch as always Charlie, thank you.
@havokzthename
@havokzthename Ай бұрын
The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario
@AngelaMerici12
@AngelaMerici12 Ай бұрын
Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!
@AngryDad.
@AngryDad. Ай бұрын
You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂
@Tristanlj-555
@Tristanlj-555 Ай бұрын
@@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?
@AngryDad.
@AngryDad. Ай бұрын
@@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird
@AngryDad.
@AngryDad. Ай бұрын
@@Tristanlj-555 wtf is an alpha dom...nevermind I don't want to know weirdo
@yungnatediggity
@yungnatediggity Ай бұрын
The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.
@Stevebeenhavin
@Stevebeenhavin Ай бұрын
id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy
@SarahRegina29
@SarahRegina29 Ай бұрын
Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.
@CodyKendall1
@CodyKendall1 Ай бұрын
@@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.
@hannahframpton9235
@hannahframpton9235 Ай бұрын
@@CodyKendall1yeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate
@CodyKendall1
@CodyKendall1 Ай бұрын
@@hannahframpton9235 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.
@Starless85
@Starless85 10 күн бұрын
Dudes first move is negging. Which is literally the oldest bullshit move in the book.
@the41stlunatic5
@the41stlunatic5 13 күн бұрын
So. . . I did the math and he is claiming to have gained at least 136 tinder matches A DAY.
@AngeredHippo
@AngeredHippo Ай бұрын
Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.
@madtabby66
@madtabby66 Ай бұрын
Even demanding why is annoying. -bad vibes -creepy -I don’t know you He’s not going to accept those answers.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
@MurasakiTsukimaru Ай бұрын
And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No". Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory
@Memesifoundonfacebook
@Memesifoundonfacebook Ай бұрын
A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂
@heatherangel9700
@heatherangel9700 Ай бұрын
@@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?
@milkbread5036
@milkbread5036 Ай бұрын
@@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...
@Gabe_Cross
@Gabe_Cross Ай бұрын
"You don't have to accept her rejection" is one of the most grapy things I have ever heard. Edit: Due to KZfaq's censoring and removal of comments, I decided to censor the word just in case.
@orangeTadpole
@orangeTadpole Ай бұрын
So grapy you could open a vineyard
@Prestize
@Prestize Ай бұрын
yeah he wanted to make it sound like a life hack n it was to go straight to prison😂
@kingorion88
@kingorion88 Ай бұрын
you can say rape on youtube bro,. Tik Tok brained.
@donofdeaths
@donofdeaths Ай бұрын
This is the internet, we're adult, you can say rape. In fact I think saying it like grape diminishes the cause of assault awareness and the severity of the term rape. Grow up and use the words you mean
@kingorion88
@kingorion88 Ай бұрын
@@donofdeaths This. 100 percent. Its worse than when people call porn "corn".
@YaBoiMegatron
@YaBoiMegatron 6 күн бұрын
“You do not have to accept her rejection” I think the FBI needs to look into this dude……he might have some bodies in his closet or a dungeon full of chained up women
@Alicia-fy3je
@Alicia-fy3je Ай бұрын
The longer I look at him...the harder it is for me to believe that he didn't have to barter his way onto this planet.
@braxtonagee412
@braxtonagee412 7 күн бұрын
Oh this is clever. Damn, can I steal this? I work with the public and you just describe so many of the esoteric creatures I encounter daily.
@mrjaku633
@mrjaku633 Ай бұрын
"He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order
@snap__shot
@snap__shot Ай бұрын
real
@Dice-Z
@Dice-Z Ай бұрын
He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.
@HarryDirtay
@HarryDirtay Ай бұрын
Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂
@user-mv4mc5xm6h
@user-mv4mc5xm6h Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sk8rot
@sk8rot Ай бұрын
Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point
@achilleankyber7703
@achilleankyber7703 Ай бұрын
The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser
@fringe394
@fringe394 Ай бұрын
Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen
@Lilithnunacarrot
@Lilithnunacarrot Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂​@@fringe394
@Videeooo
@Videeooo 26 күн бұрын
@@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.
@ProbablyRexB
@ProbablyRexB Ай бұрын
Kind of guy to be walking around with an anime body pillow in public. Collecting them like infinity stones
@michaelkeller530
@michaelkeller530 21 күн бұрын
Love your sarcasm 😂😂😂
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