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@gullarific123Ай бұрын
dating is not actually that hard. Just ask her out. Take her bowling, destroy any chance she has of winning, rediscover your love for bowling, forget about her and focus on bowling
@bossmandude8564Ай бұрын
Strats
@OzymandiasWasRightАй бұрын
Thank you for this comment.
@steezy064Ай бұрын
Extra points if its Wii Sports
@PokeysАй бұрын
Roman Bellic ahh sentence
@TofusHappyPlaceАй бұрын
I watched this happen in real time once the dude asked his coworker out on a date and got super competitive and this complete stranger asked me if she should consider this a red flag 😭
@viralsharkАй бұрын
The creepy smile when he says "wanna know what I did with her later?" made me think he buried the body.
@shitmandoodАй бұрын
I was thinking necrophilia
@passivepuppy52Ай бұрын
@@jar207 on blud
@LangwidereLMFTАй бұрын
Why do I get the feeling there may be more than one body?
@Bunny_BillАй бұрын
@@jar207 that's true honestly, it makes sen- *The water ripples in front of me, revealing the outline of a horse * Oh my word!! What is that? Are we recording??
@natalie-lb2ztАй бұрын
@@jar207 Anyone who uses the terms "alpha", "sigma", and "beta" unironically when referring to themselves and others are losers. Nobody actually says that shit unless we're making fun of people like you LOL. Bro is not pulling any girls and he's not fooling anyone either. The sight of his teeth is enough for me to be repulsed by him
@drakebrasche092Ай бұрын
This guy is as smooth as a speed bump at 90 mph
@ki.44524Ай бұрын
LOL
@sary715421 күн бұрын
Brother's as smooth as a crash landing.
@user-db2rx2wy3q20 күн бұрын
only thing smooth about him is his brain
@raddog689416 күн бұрын
I've seen smoother mountain ranges
@yungtux877014 күн бұрын
That’s not smooth at all.
@alexandra6188Ай бұрын
If someone ever handed me the phone to type in my number after I said no, I’d type in 911, dial it, and walk off.
@jhoughjr123 күн бұрын
Lol
@tianag851321 күн бұрын
That is literally so smart. I wish i wouldve done that back when i was 16 and got hit on by like a 50 year old
@CallMeKes3 күн бұрын
Using this.
@Noah-UE16 сағат бұрын
@@CallMeKes on who bruh, you are not even close to pretty enough for someone to want to be in a 200 meter radius
@rndmprsn3970Ай бұрын
That dude definitely knows all the pepper spray brands by taste
@shitmandoodАй бұрын
Looks like he had a few teeth kicked out too.
@totally_not_putinАй бұрын
He’s be like quagmire, he developed immunity to pepper spray
@bottledstorm7770Ай бұрын
This is a masterful burn. Just like his eyes when he rejects her rejection
@sallyskellington3024Ай бұрын
😂, exactly! And his mouth portal is f*cked up!!!
@julianvillalba7997Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sidera17Ай бұрын
"Enter the female mind.". This dude hasn't entered the female ANYTHING. 😂
@Coockiez-007Ай бұрын
his cellmates gonna be entering them cheeks later
@richogardenАй бұрын
Hahahahah😂
@Dark_HarmonyАй бұрын
He may've entered a female sheep, with all that kink he's into.
@kills12killsАй бұрын
He's probably has entered some female bathrooms, he's pretty creepy
@helixxia9320Ай бұрын
😂😭
@VillainOfLegendАй бұрын
"I reject your rejection." -Luffy D. Monkey (He wasn't pestering women for sex, just recruiting a skilled swordsman to his pirate crew.)
@NimrodHAHAАй бұрын
one piece is ass
@ThugShakerCentral54Ай бұрын
Never seen it
@opmason2293Ай бұрын
@@NimrodHAHA nooo! whatever will i do knowing FoamyClouds does not share the same opinion as me!!
@NimrodHAHAАй бұрын
@@opmason2293 end it all lil bro
@HyperYT-ob8fc24 күн бұрын
@@NimrodHAHABro just got ignored.
@Justsomeuser1543Ай бұрын
He’s giving: 🐺🖤⛓️oh you don’t like me wait till you see me in the full moon 🐺🖤⛓️ he’s giving creepy discord mod
@imiriath241118 күн бұрын
lmao, he does have a discord server; fitting.
@Deu7erium11 күн бұрын
ONG BRO 💀
@-Lilith-Angel-9 күн бұрын
Bro made me wish I didn't like kink
@-Lilith-Angel-9 күн бұрын
😂😂
@michaelgrayson10574 күн бұрын
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the beast has awoken kitten
@DevCrypticАй бұрын
actually tried the advanced technique he shared and it worked now got a gf she even jokingly says "we arent dating" and "go away creep" shes such a joker
@evilcow2114Ай бұрын
Yeah, same here man. Only problem, she keeps trying to get out of the basement, any tips?
@MerchGrowsАй бұрын
@@evilcow2114you clearly haven’t mastered his class on knots, duh
@Epic-so3ekАй бұрын
Top G 👍
@trinodot8112Ай бұрын
I didnt accept rejection and bedded a girl so hard that I'm facing 20 years in prison because it was so good.
@tiposauce6417Ай бұрын
Such a silly goose should remembered to give her the chloroform, women love to snort that stuff
@gordonramslay9955Ай бұрын
“Will you date me” “No. Leave me alone.” “I do not accept your rejection. Get in the fucking van.”
@kristofnagy7813Ай бұрын
Chad mindset 💀
@TLAMB2008Ай бұрын
If you get in the van I'll give you candy!
@ozramblue117Ай бұрын
Lol!
@ScarlettTheRavАй бұрын
@@TLAMB2008 and then he does a creepy wink after saying that and then i run away and hopefully not die
@nathangaspacio6128Ай бұрын
It works 100% of the times it doesn't fail
@alexandria1663Ай бұрын
“Oh you’re rejecting me??? I guess you won’t get any *lists every one of my turn offs*”
@_tired-_18 күн бұрын
Omg your profile picture is the world's durpiest snake, the arabian sand boa, love it
@alexandria166318 күн бұрын
@@_tired-_ thank you I love this goofy picture :3
@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond15 күн бұрын
That's a list of red flags bigger than the Soviet Union, good Lord... (P.S. I now have a new snek in my favorites. Thank you for having this blessed picture as your pfp.)
@alexandria166315 күн бұрын
@@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond Omigosh you’re welcome friend God bless ❤️ we gotta spread awareness for God’s silliest snek
@CallMeKes3 күн бұрын
Him: "I have several other women." Me: "Great, go call one of them."
@JoghesWorks26 күн бұрын
"That never happened. From all of the things that had never happened in the world, that has never happened the most." Is my new favorite quote, I use it all the time.
@ladistar12 күн бұрын
Lmao I know I laughed out loud for real when I heard that 😂😂
@JackDesperoАй бұрын
That is not a dating coach, that is a predator trainer.
@kevinle1083Ай бұрын
Guarantee to end up in a cell with a relentless cell mate.
@alphabetsoup6837Ай бұрын
Same thing
@woodpecker8116Ай бұрын
I dont know, even a predator would probably leave this Guy.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleyАй бұрын
All of these "alpha trainers" are.
@s.h.a5921Ай бұрын
@@woodpecker8116 even his hairline is running from him
@kassandrad6540Ай бұрын
“I just.. played into her little f*cking game” My dude, she’s not playing a game she’s trying the best method to reject you without getting murdered
@user-lt1jd1ye3vАй бұрын
😹😹😹😹
@ricoambroАй бұрын
That probably registers as foreplay for this guy
@cathytice6370Ай бұрын
See, you get it. I'm not cute but it even happens to me. What guys don't care to get is that they are out to get laid. We are out to stay alive and survive. I don't remember who said, ' Men are afraid you you will laugh at them. Women are afraid you will kill them,'
@VwerlgАй бұрын
Honestly, this what keeps me sane. I realise that even if I'm small and skinny... I'm still a male.
@muro2904Ай бұрын
@@cathytice6370Not defending this dude but statistically speaking 77 percent of homicide victims are males above 15 years old while the remaining 23 percent are females over 15. This means that the “danger” you face everyday is not as high as what an average man goes through.
@devonstation2102Ай бұрын
"Will you go out with me?" "No" "YOUR COMPLIANCE ISNT A FACTOR"
@mariac4127Ай бұрын
I have a friend who has a lisp. He’s a great dude very confident and normal, can interact w women normally and does. He’s changed my outlook on lisps in general, he doesn’t let it hold him back. This man single-handedly reversed all of that. 😂
@goblazeher8 күн бұрын
Noooo 😭😭
@AverageJoeMama8 күн бұрын
Mike Tyson could also come to mind.
@bovinityleak20663 күн бұрын
I knew my earsth werent detheving me !
@lazerduckzillaАй бұрын
his 6’4” future cell mate: “i don’t always have to accept your rejection” 💀
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
you’re obsessed with him
@jigen8336Ай бұрын
@@boogers69420cope
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
@@jigen8336you’re obsessed with me
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
@@jigen8336u never got laid
@maximum8414Ай бұрын
This is the best comment 😂
@nightblade628Ай бұрын
“They’re approached around 45 times per day” What he doesn’t add is that 44 of those times are by him, the remaining 1 time is by the Police following up on a report.
@surplusyt6023Ай бұрын
That’s insane
@CaptainObvious55Ай бұрын
Rejecting her rejection because she rejected him
@zoso1upАй бұрын
Lmao
@davidm.2141Ай бұрын
@@zoso1up me too! 😂
@BeautyMarkRushАй бұрын
That's why he knows exactly the amount of times they've been approached
@PodMentsTT4 күн бұрын
Im surprised that he is in the drivers seat and not being driven around by a family member.
@constellationorion867917 күн бұрын
Every single one of these guys who goes online and talks about how many women they’re definitely getting, is getting zero and is trying to cope with fanfic. I’m amazed their viewers haven’t figured that out
@abbyelectricАй бұрын
How to talk to women, a cheat sheet: - treat us like goddamn people.
@valueinyou9931Ай бұрын
Someone wrote it...EXACTLY. Or how about this really complicated concept: how would YOU like to be treated and spoken with...? But of course, when all you care about is yourself, this is like the riddle of the sphinx.
@ScarlettTheRavАй бұрын
yes please
@riftmaster07Ай бұрын
or do my solution: dont have any social interactions.
@fragrantbloomАй бұрын
Exactly. Hard for these losers to understand, sadly.
@MK-hw2irАй бұрын
@@valueinyou9931speaking to women the same way you like to be spoken to will get you ZERO kitty. However, if you apply this dudes strategy you will just turn gae😂😂😂
@belugafans11Ай бұрын
As my dad taught me, ‘No is a complete sentence. Also, you are not required to give a reason.’
@darkvioletskullАй бұрын
Your dad is a real man. 👏
@therealsteel1634Ай бұрын
@@jar207so real bro these betas are still stuck in the matrix this guy preaches the real way
@winterphuntasmАй бұрын
Chad dad
@ix7958Ай бұрын
@@jar207 hres the alt
@ix7958Ай бұрын
@@therealsteel1634 heres the main
@jaysven6153Ай бұрын
I honestly been feeling super down on myself lately, but you posting these type of videos once a week has genuinely started to make a small but real difference. Insane to think how many weirdos are out there.
@hannahframpton9235Ай бұрын
If you’re a nice, normal dude with the ability to self reflect then you’re already ahead of at least half the modern population 👍
@alexalcanАй бұрын
"Of all the things that have NEVER happened, that is the thing that has never happened the most" is the most perfect way to express my exact thoughts.
@_averagedude_1545Ай бұрын
Rejecting a rejection is crazy
@shinraix5041Ай бұрын
What’s even crazier is that some females actually want someone to continue chasing even after a rejection. Some play too many games. I would just move along
@CarpeNutellaАй бұрын
My Dude carries around an Uno Reverse card
@williamfallsАй бұрын
There's occasionally reasons to reject a rejection... Like if you paid for a product and they don't deliver it and they reject you issuing a refund. But in the sense of dating, rejecting someone not wanting to date you is scooting towards sexual harassment.
@luckyinky7849Ай бұрын
@@shinraix5041 that's the best thing to do with these types of women
@FercPoloАй бұрын
Personally, sure. But if you're talking sales it's literally the whole game. Why do you think salesmen are the way they are?
@BennyVibesАй бұрын
Guy had one argument with his mother and never recovered
@wlow_musicАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@mariac4127Ай бұрын
Lost one argument**** 😂
@aahaankhandelwal782215 күн бұрын
"Reject a rejection" "Come over to my place" I can bet money i've heard there two things in the intro of a serial killer documentry.
@Abejaved23 күн бұрын
When he does his Joker laugh and you see how his teeth are misaligned, you can tell he was bullied and punched in the face a lot.
@lawrencetalbot8346Ай бұрын
“You don’t always have to accept her rejection.” You do if you don’t want to end up in prison my guy.
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102Ай бұрын
*Dont read my name, , .*
@SpaceBoyRay.Ай бұрын
Exactly.
@p-__Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@brockfuller2074Ай бұрын
Fr, the only thing you’re picking up is a harassment charge
@TocinosАй бұрын
Lovely day for KZfaq replies
@Ataraxia95Ай бұрын
When women say they like confidence, this is not the confidence they talk about.
@domainmojo2162Ай бұрын
Yeah, they usually mean confidence IN COMPETITION with other men- in various things. They want to find someone who they know will be able to look after them if need be.
@MoAdan28Ай бұрын
@@domainmojo2162 They meant going in person and being brave and actually say something interesting to them and not being scared or timid but actually face and eye contact. Harsh truth and simple as that like old school instead of going loop and loop about alpha man and a chad LOL I hate internet sometimes.
@fatliward9815Ай бұрын
@@domainmojo2162As a woman this is so TRUE women want a leader and a protector that's what we meant.
@thatdude3977Ай бұрын
Idk woman usually end up with weirdos like this anyways 😂
@justaguyontheinternet7104Ай бұрын
Big difference between confidence and arrogance.
@Sabrina1111312 күн бұрын
THE INTRO LMFAOOOOO “it’s time to level up “you do not have to accept her rejection” “this is an advanced technique” AHAHHAHA
@brandonperry8575 күн бұрын
This has GOT to be bait... I refuse to believe this dude is serious... His stuttering and awkwardness gives me serial killer vibes.
@TkokatАй бұрын
"You do not have to accept her rejection" Jail speedrun, any %.
@brownie5458Ай бұрын
Well he’s not technically wrong, you don’t *have* to accept the rejection, just depends on whether you want to spend a few years in a concrete house
@TkokatАй бұрын
@@brownie5458 rent is hard to pay, so you'd be getting free housing, food and daily excercise
@broidkanymore-zc4ltАй бұрын
another reason why we get grapists
@Clooger-Ай бұрын
@Tkokat You'd also get laid for free, it just won't be willingly
@madtabby66Ай бұрын
I’m thinking pepper spray, but yeah.
@GeekNymphАй бұрын
this guy wrote a whole fanfic in his head and somehow convinced himself that it's real
@crankfastle8138Ай бұрын
He's been acting it out in the mirror for years. Now he's doing it on the phone for the world to see
@ALTEMERIАй бұрын
@crankfastle8138 that or the mirror left him
@razzytackАй бұрын
The goal is to get so good at gaslighting, you gaslight yourself
@kingslayersecondchannel7787Ай бұрын
Idk I kinda believe him
@RasheedahsWifeSchoolАй бұрын
It's hard to say. If he is selling a course then he doesn't have to believe it himself. He just needs impressionable men to believe it. I notice that he says his course will help men to find the "partners" (plural) that they want and not the partner that they want. It's a new world. Tall rich and arguably conventionally handsome Dan Bilzerian had to pay women to be present for his instagram photos at the height of his popularity. The only men who have a chance at partnership with happiness these days are the ones who legitimately want a monogamous relationship. Any man who has a fantasy about playing the field but begrudgingly accepts monogamy won't even have that "fall back" option.
@thesoftone8 күн бұрын
"mastering the rope technique" my brother in christ, there's only one rope you really need to master.
@cassiejohnson941017 күн бұрын
him laughing sounds like hes trying not to actually cry.
@ShellyBean3Ай бұрын
It's wild he thinks a girl would even acknowledge his "But I'm the best" response. 100% they're ignoring you after that bud.
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
they’re definitely ignoring you…
@Kiseki_mangosАй бұрын
If I wasn’t running I’d be laughing.
@KnarfSteinАй бұрын
Yeah. If have to someone that you're the best, you're almost definitely not.
@jigen8336Ай бұрын
It didn't help that he was weird looking to begin with, now he looks even more gross
@ShellyBean3Ай бұрын
@@Kiseki_mangos I'd be looking for the nearest exit while cringing out of my skin tbh
@guudbyenme3399Ай бұрын
"Lisping Reddit Mod Spews Delusions at You From the Car He Sleeps In."
@munbrazeh6700Ай бұрын
this is so accurate, the only missing part is "wearing the clothes his mom cleans"
@naiiin6949Ай бұрын
Damn these ASMR videos just keep on getting weirder and weirder, huh?
@trueneese8080Ай бұрын
Correct
@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1Ай бұрын
facts
@NoInternetDinosaurАй бұрын
😂
@IsaacTui14 күн бұрын
Dude teaches excellent courses in getting smacked with a restraining order and getting labeled a creep
@YoSupImJRH518 күн бұрын
"alpha dominance in dating:rise above the rest" sounds like a gen z advertisement game
@grazielalarroca1049Ай бұрын
If I was approached 45 times a day I would simply never go outside
@AethemixАй бұрын
I think he's just counting the average number of times he approaches women and assumes it's the same for everyone
@MrMr-ws3tvАй бұрын
Don't worry we'll find a way inside......
@paintedfingernail2308Ай бұрын
@@MrMr-ws3tv ew.
@jeremywinston1Ай бұрын
@@paintedfingernail2308it’s a joke
@southerndiscomfort171Ай бұрын
let us in baby you're acting crazy right now
@cjevans3640Ай бұрын
A man not accepting my rejection is my biggest fear
@GTA5GuruАй бұрын
Not accepting rejection is like the signature mindset of creeps.
@geewizlanaАй бұрын
And this is why we say we'd rather be alone with a bear instead.
@mancerayder8010Ай бұрын
Not accepting rejection is for rapists.
@kiddcavalierdjmcandlilgas5331Ай бұрын
Yup. You right.
@jaden7858Ай бұрын
persistence OVER TIME I wouldn't mind, like them continuously proving you're the only one they want OVER TIME. But like if im at the grocery store or something and they're not taking no for an answer I'm bringing out the tear gas
@eviltoad746Ай бұрын
When he said "and rake" it really felt like he meant to say something else
@gaptoothbandit6832Ай бұрын
12:30 When he said “Ao, To, and Cheerio which is a breakfast cereal” that shit had me dying.
@littlebluecloversАй бұрын
I’ve experienced a “No, it’s fine. Just put your number in here.” moment with a guy and it honestly, truly, sincerely feels like you’re about to be stabbed. It’s terrifying.
@PrettyVulgar92Ай бұрын
When I heard that my first thought was I'm going to take the phone and smash it
@madtabby66Ай бұрын
Helping women secure their phones so it doesn’t automatically share information seems like a lucrative business idea.
@Sparks2490Ай бұрын
I would've replied with "what the fuck did you mean by that?"
@nbassasin8092Ай бұрын
since women already live with ingrained fear from getting assaulted by physically stronger gender, this guys brilliant idea was... to justify that fear? we need natural selection to start kicking in again
@celiashen5490Ай бұрын
Time to learn the police nonemergency phone #.
@B0wtieguyАй бұрын
This guy definitely invites himself to parties, talks about how he’s gonna get all the girls there, and then stays on his phone in the corner the whole time.
@nicholaswroblewski3069Ай бұрын
definitely checking the weather app
@LevonaireАй бұрын
You don't understand the alpha males gotta save their energy until an alpha female comes around 😤😤😤
@venndogsunАй бұрын
in the corner making sure his bank account is pulled up in the hopes that a woman will see lmao
@matthewmccurry1Ай бұрын
You really think he even shows up to them?
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Yep
@jevilcore14 күн бұрын
Him listing the "different types of O's" is so ridiculous.
@schenketube12 күн бұрын
"That’s the most didn’t happen shit of all time"😂
@BextieАй бұрын
'you don't always have to accept her rejection' is one hell of a way to open oh my fucking god
@DontReadMyProfilePicture102Ай бұрын
*Dont read my name, , ..*
@p-__Ай бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨
@oneofthekindscarf8612Ай бұрын
Wow, look at em bots
@IndyboneАй бұрын
No means yes 😂
@clkgtr12Ай бұрын
@@Indybonereminds me of the bill burr bit
@illidothАй бұрын
when he says multiple women, he means multiple anime body pillows
@crankfastle8138Ай бұрын
I think he confused tinder for pornhub
@CorvineCadaver26 күн бұрын
@@crankfastle8138 FRR 😭
@Orion_Otaku24 күн бұрын
Now I feel bad for his anime pillows. 🥺 They probably don't even want him either.
@Delt4_Cr4wfish19 күн бұрын
More like victims.
@dmachine614018 күн бұрын
All these devious ahh comments that have all got to be true
@samhartje72315 күн бұрын
There’s three super secret steps to flirting with people. 1: be nice 2: be interesting 3: be honest
@prayedzero1l80217 күн бұрын
Guy looks like he says where’s my hug after rejection
@CrazyGrlXPАй бұрын
As a woman.. this is not how you get a woman.. this is how you get the police called on you for harassment.
@rustyhowe3907Ай бұрын
But cops do nothing and that's how dudes like him keep on truckin.
@cherrygleamАй бұрын
@@rustyhowe3907yep 🥲
@jacobhall2628Ай бұрын
thanks for clearing it up. i would've NEVER guessed that this is harrassment if I hadn't read your comment 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
@cherrygleamАй бұрын
@@jacobhall2628 ok??
@Depressed_until_deadАй бұрын
@@rustyhowe3907 dude's like him ❌️ dude's like him that are "immigrants" and black ✅️
@RazzlionАй бұрын
This guy and the girls who go "i said no and he didn't even TRY to persuade me!" deserve each other.
@gwendyylion4874Ай бұрын
Match made in hell 🫶
@sporkybutterzАй бұрын
Those are the toxic car crash couples that make you get some popcorn to watch the fireworks
@Sly-MooseАй бұрын
What's funnier is he'd likely hate those kind of girls 😂
@bigjalapeno7061Ай бұрын
Yep
@Dice-ZАй бұрын
@@Sly-Moose Absolutely. You know he's the kinda guy to wonder why no one is dating him, yet if he was a woman he would rather die than date him. 😂
@LostDVayneАй бұрын
This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.
@matthewfreeman482217 күн бұрын
This is my new favorite comment on youtube
@NortheastGunАй бұрын
Best dating advice, just be yourself and treat people the way that you would want to be treated.
@crystalcove99Ай бұрын
Her: "I reject your rejection of my rejection." Him: "oh shit now what"
@strangelfАй бұрын
“My kink IS to kinkshame!”
@Tabth3778Ай бұрын
he will reject her rejection of his rejection of her rejection
@DokkanTrooperАй бұрын
lmfaooo
@redcobra1246Ай бұрын
Gotta consult the advanced technique manual after that one
@rayenswift8843Ай бұрын
@@Tabth3778 she'll reject his rejection of her rejection of his rejection of her rejection
@JensSkalbeckАй бұрын
"Women are approached about 45 times a day." That line reminded me I hadn't met my quota of approaching 45 women today, great advice!
@scarlett6143Ай бұрын
make sure you run at them at night, thats how they know youre super dedicated!
@chemistry-ij9pbАй бұрын
dude it’s a woman, not a dude
@maskedrebel9670Ай бұрын
@@scarlett6143 only alphas know this secret
@sleepycowboy18Ай бұрын
Damn just found out that I spend all my day just meeting more or less two guys an hour. I'm mindblown 🤯 dont need sleep if 45 guys approach me around the clock mmhmm
@ZalemMoonАй бұрын
As a woman, I don't even remember the last time I was approached, I must be womaning wrong lol...
@xspeedyjjx74197 күн бұрын
He wasn’t holding back tears from laughter. He was genuinely crying.
@williamallen296620 күн бұрын
The comments literally made this man cry that’s a great ending
@PepperOnPattyАй бұрын
"Not forceful" *Forces his own fetishes onto her, insists she talks about her past relationship, and commands she puts her number into his phone*
@TheFuriousNightFuryАй бұрын
@@jar207 L take. If she says no back off. You need to touch grass, since you're either a troll or your brain is shriveled
@user-zj3st9lu8jАй бұрын
@@jar207Why do you want a chase and not a mutual agreement? You're a person, not a predator lol
@kubadzejkob332Ай бұрын
@@TheFuriousNightFury The bots and cel-ins really do be raging tonight.
@sporeham1674Ай бұрын
@@jar207"Prize" lmao, loser speak calling another person a prize
@frankie11998Ай бұрын
"im not forcing, she could have said no and i wouldve disengaged" i doubt that 💀💀
@PurveyorOfTrashАй бұрын
Only reason a girl would say yes after saying no when a man pushes them like this, is because you're scaring them so bad they feel like you're going to hurt them if they say no again because clearly you CAN'T take "no" for an answer
@Anwar-ys6irАй бұрын
So your saying...it WOULD work? 😉
@Dice-ZАй бұрын
@@Anwar-ys6ir Until you get ghosted, or end up in court for sexual assault.
@Anwar-ys6irАй бұрын
@@Dice-Z life without risks isn't living! I'm rolling those dice! 🤩🤩
@OldDannyDevitoАй бұрын
@@Anwar-ys6ir good luck when dropping the soap on jail man
@Anwar-ys6irАй бұрын
@@OldDannyDevito "in the middle of chaos, there is also opportunity" IT DEPENDS ON YOU! IF YOU WANNA DROP THE SOAP, OR LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DROPPED THE SOAP! 💪💪
@willm7349Ай бұрын
I think this is your funniest video I've seen. Top notch commentary
@darraghmccooe175217 күн бұрын
100k women in two years is roughly 137 women a day which is 6 per hour
@cpumanАй бұрын
Honestly the best way to talk to a woman is to talk to them like a normal person. Don't do some dumbass pickup line, don't act like some horny loser, and stay away from bars and clubs if you are looking for a real relationship and not just a one night stand.
@aeong_breadАй бұрын
“as a normal person” yeah, we’re people too!!! some men like this guy don’t even see us as people, simply objects and trophies to be owned.
@scarlett6143Ай бұрын
unfortunately the guys who seek out this content dont know what being a normal guy means. they wouldn't be falling into this incel content traps if they did, its sad
@krazyxkiАй бұрын
@@DoNotFearTheReapa This comment kind of shows why you're single tbh. It's truly always a self fulfilling prophecy.
@snowrenbirdАй бұрын
@@DoNotFearTheReapa you sound like you're on the path to becoming an incel
@DonOfNY15Ай бұрын
Literally just approach someone giving you eye contact and comment on something that interested you. Thats it. Ie your in the gym and someone’s on the assisted pull-up bar, ask to jump in and talk to them about pullups and exercise. Gg you made an acquaintance.
@letsgosleepАй бұрын
“You’re a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck” was amazing lmao
@Metrocity616Ай бұрын
Love the Kaiba reference
@SSNameАй бұрын
@@Metrocity616moist lore: charlie played Duel Links
@torybeaudet3820Ай бұрын
@@SSNamedid he rly?
@SSNameАй бұрын
@@torybeaudet3820 prolly, the quote is from Duel Links, we’ve seen him play Master Duel, so it’s highly probable
@ChronotideАй бұрын
Is Charlie really going to try to say he’s never given a woman a quantum o? It’s so easy, I thought everyone has
@mr.creeper683614 күн бұрын
Without video, his hate response video sounds like he’s actually crying
@joethestratАй бұрын
I generally smile, make eye contact and strike up a chat about literally anything. Crazy how it works... Now, i just have to figure out how to seperate the crazies from not...
@josebatxu32Ай бұрын
Bro just called being a creep an advanced dating technique
@nerooyeye2196Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eupo5936Ай бұрын
it's not only okay, but it's good to be persistent. the thing i find disgusting about him is asking girls to go to his place. he is a degenerate with no class. you can be persistent by saying things like "are you sure? i think you're beautiful and i'd like to take you to get some food with me." or the park, or something romantic. i'm very traditional. I date to marry, and I think the thing people should be focusing on is how, as charlie said, "porn brained" this guy is. it's gross. but, point is, persistency is good. of course, there's a line between trying to convince a girl who might be a little shy to go out with you on a nice date, and following the girl home. the reality is, if men couldn't be persistent, 99% of men would never have a girlfriend, ever. this idea that any level of persistency after the first "no" is wrong is part of the reason that the dating world has died the way that it has. that, and of course, the rise of sexual degeneracy and hook up culture and porn.
@harryandthedickersonsАй бұрын
Dude looks like he hits on underage girls and then blogs about "women" he gamed.
@scottkrafft6830Ай бұрын
Just like how in the Bush administration torture was called an "advanced interrogation technique" 😂
@natashahickey5758Ай бұрын
🛌 goodnight 😂😂
@ranash260Ай бұрын
I've actually had a guy hand me his phone after I rejected him. He tried that "go ahead, just type it in" move. I just walked away with it still in hand. He mistook that as "I'm playing with you." Until I gave his phone to MY HUSBAND. Take the rejection. Don't be this loser.
@Phoebe5448Ай бұрын
Omg this happened to me once. I literally walked into the supermarket next door to grab dinner after my shift. I had my earbuds in and some random guy literally stands next to me, makes eye contact and gestures for me to take them out and makes this show about handing me his phone. He tells me to hold it. And he's making gestures behind us to someone outside. I thought it was some kind of prank. I'm confused af and he asks for my number. I'm a shy awkward nerd already but wtf. I made some excuse and left.
@DnBastardАй бұрын
"thanks!" *Walks away with free phone*
@sk8rotАй бұрын
@@Phoebe5448 This is why I have various hotlines memorized
@NoName-ct4pmАй бұрын
Sucks that the only way they take a rejection is if the woman "belongs to" another man 🙄🙄
@kentinson1670Ай бұрын
Holy shit, that is an actual alpha move
@ModulatesАй бұрын
Multiple red flags in about 30 seconds.
@twoheadedgiantgaming7029Ай бұрын
His laughing at the end really just sounded like he was sobbing but trying to make it sound like a laugh
@I_am_a_cat_Ай бұрын
Just the way he talks, the way he acts, dresses, every little thing about this guy SCREAMS that he doesn't get ANY women at all. He just watches a lot of pron and reads A LOT of reddit lmao
@curtisnielsen9540Ай бұрын
full on lmao
@seantv1510Ай бұрын
Or..... and hear me out.... it's all just an act to tap into the ever flourishing "hate watching" market. The "cringe-ier" the content equals more people talking about your "despicable" content. The views practically write themselves.
@inlinechrisАй бұрын
PORN. SAY IT
@FcoEnriquePerezАй бұрын
You forgot LOOKS* too... Dude clearly can't do 10 fucking pushups or hits the gym at all. I don't know how he's not considered a troll by 99% of the population already.
@CrayolaCoffeeBeanАй бұрын
@@seantv1510that’s very easily believable at this point in our society lol
@smellyfish3Ай бұрын
he is actually right i used his tactics and i currently sleep with a funny thing around my ankle and are registered as a badass in 15 different states
@adiamondtrash9344Ай бұрын
Wow some people just don’t appreciate art
@thevantagemain14Ай бұрын
it's a device that warns women that you don't fuck, you *FUCK*
@joeltomy9220Ай бұрын
Imma do the same thing in the comment section and see how it goes
@RushTornad0Ай бұрын
“Lisan Al Gaib” 😂😂😂
@Black-Peter12 күн бұрын
My slow ass: Alright, I refuse to take her "no" for an answer! Me, in prison stripes: Why on earth did I trust that advice?
@Skarrier11 күн бұрын
Another man in you cell, in prison stripes too: i refuse to take your "no" for an answer!
@hmminterestinginterestingi3023Ай бұрын
“Guess what I did with her later” gives off “my girlfriend goes to a different school” energy. Edit: he’s also totally an aspiring serial killer guys don’t worry I picked up on that
@wardcraft9106Ай бұрын
Wanna know? Basement freezer(probably)
@MunchticlesАй бұрын
Na, gives off "You'll never guess where I hid the body" vibes.
@collinherrin4596Ай бұрын
He probably does only go for girls that are still in school
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
and you’re jealous making fantasy’s about him 😂
@wardcraft9106Ай бұрын
@@boogers69420 you don’t have to get on an alt account to defend yourself
@huntercool2232Ай бұрын
Immediate red flags are: A. He uses TikTok B. Puts Alpha in front of his name C. Claims he has 100K Tinder matches D. Claims to understand the female mind E. Says you don’t have to accept rejection
@simonsmith1974Ай бұрын
E: he claims to understand the female mind
@huntercool2232Ай бұрын
@@simonsmith1974thank you
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
wahhh wahhh i can’t get women so i make a list on a midgets youtube channels comments
@olandoblen5791Ай бұрын
F: Long nails
@robertnapier624Ай бұрын
F: makes Andrew Tate look extremely tame in comparison.
@UntappedShesourcesАй бұрын
This made me say ew out loud without even meaning to.
@ComradeInspector22 күн бұрын
I LOVE that in the description for the dating course he has the “methods just work” he took a page out of Todd Howard’s book! 😂
@mr.notsocreativeАй бұрын
It’s the lisp that makes it even funnier
@PossumkingthefirstАй бұрын
Yknow I don’t condone bullying people… But
@Hana1LuLuАй бұрын
Somehow, seeing "become an alpha" combined with "level up" made me anticipate the speech impediment, and I was right‽ I have 0 issues with speech impediments, I honest to God don't, but why is it that the overconfident creeps of this dweeb yet predatory flavor often do have lisps like that???
@unapologeticallyb5068Ай бұрын
"wanna have thex? You gotta be into threethomes tho"
@lohengrin4009Ай бұрын
Instead of celebrating his achievements of overcoming his speech impediment, he went full reeee
@IzznyxtheWitchАй бұрын
I feel like these pickup artists/dating coaches are one step removed from just telling you to slip something into her drink.
@trance7443Ай бұрын
@@jar207 since when the fuck was Alpha a legitimate scientific category?
@Moo77717Ай бұрын
@jar207 because being an "alpha" has been proven to not be a thing. The study that was first preformed was 1) preformed on wolves, NOT HUMANS. 2) heavily flawed. The person who published it has been very public about how much he hates the way people have taken it, because it was very, very incorrect. Just respect women. Very simple. No alphas, betas, none of it. Just listen to someone and respect what they say.
@bigbearkat2010Ай бұрын
@@jar207 the science guy that made the concept of alpha males mainstream has long disavowed it so I'm not sure what science you're talking about.
@junh1198Ай бұрын
@@jar207 we know this is u alpha dom
@theemaster1018Ай бұрын
😭
@datonk404211 күн бұрын
bro is legit crying when he says he is laughing 💀
@tinacirakovic455929 күн бұрын
This made me cry from laughter at work
@Superabound2Ай бұрын
He's filming this from his car so that you don't see all the dirty plates and piss bottles all over his bedroom
@jedclampett631Ай бұрын
He doesn't have a driver's license; he's just sitting in his mom's Kia for clout...
@GaryEckhoff-nx2mnАй бұрын
Dude doesn't even live in a conventional house or trailer, or anything of that nature. That vehicle is the closest thing to a home/bedroom he knows.
@hannahframpton9235Ай бұрын
Mothers basement*
@yourballsdeep8107Ай бұрын
Not taking no for an answer won't convince them to date you: It will convince them to block you and tell everyone that you're a creep.
@FantasyzeАй бұрын
They play a numbers game. They shoot 1000 shots and if one connects, it proves them right. It's a self fulfilling prophecy of desperation.
@TheSuper-seniorАй бұрын
Yeah but taking no for an answer will also not convine them to date you. When a girl rejects you sometimes you just gotta go full super senior mode. Whip it out and do the grip check off rip and hope it doesn’t rip
@Big_Ballz11111Ай бұрын
Nice profile😩
@boogers69420Ай бұрын
how would you be a creep, it’s called being a man
@javacrow_Ай бұрын
@TheSuper-senior I really hope you're trolling, dude, please do not listen to the incel beliefs
@dereksavauge661314 күн бұрын
“Let’s hook up” “No thanks” “Do it” “Okay then when you put it like that”
@livybug1101Ай бұрын
Another hard watch as always Charlie, thank you.
@havokzthenameАй бұрын
The moment he stuttered to say he "slept with them" you can probably tell hes not used to that scenario
@AngelaMerici12Ай бұрын
Brother 😅 🤣🤣🤣!
@AngryDad.Ай бұрын
You just described Charlie's entire fan base 😂
@Tristanlj-555Ай бұрын
@@AngryDad.hmm. Studies show that when people choose new names, they tend to use the same first letters. Angry Dad ~ Alpha Dom. Hello Dom, you’re a funny little guy, huh?
@AngryDad.Ай бұрын
@@Tristanlj-555 God everytime I comment on this channel you weirdos never cease to say something nonsensical and weird
@AngryDad.Ай бұрын
@@Tristanlj-555 wtf is an alpha dom...nevermind I don't want to know weirdo
@yungnatediggityАй бұрын
The scariest thing is he is literally selling tutorials on how to harass women. And people are actually buying it.
@StevebeenhavinАй бұрын
id be surprised if people actually buy shit from this guy
@SarahRegina29Ай бұрын
Mmmm are they though? I would need receipts. Like actual receipts because I'm not buying it. I don't think any man is that desperate to take dating advice from him.
@CodyKendall1Ай бұрын
@@SarahRegina29 I wish you were right, but you aren't. People fall for this bs a lot unfortunately.
@hannahframpton9235Ай бұрын
@@CodyKendall1yeh, unfortunately this kinda crap does usually work. It finds an audience of lonely and desperate men and then prays on them financially while teaching them lessons that are likely to _keep_ them lonely and desperate
@CodyKendall1Ай бұрын
@@hannahframpton9235 I was that person when I was younger, unfortunately. I feel bad for believing crap from the "manosphere". That stuff just reenforces insecurities within men and downgrades woman.
@Starless8510 күн бұрын
Dudes first move is negging. Which is literally the oldest bullshit move in the book.
@the41stlunatic513 күн бұрын
So. . . I did the math and he is claiming to have gained at least 136 tinder matches A DAY.
@AngeredHippoАй бұрын
Not accepting no as an answer from women is super dehumanizing. She is being honest and brave enough to be direct with you and you do this. It's insane and saddening.
@madtabby66Ай бұрын
Even demanding why is annoying. -bad vibes -creepy -I don’t know you He’s not going to accept those answers.
@MurasakiTsukimaruАй бұрын
And if she IS playing games and wants you to try again, still accept the "No". Either you don't go to prison or you avoid a woman who likes playing ridiculous games. Either one is a victory
@MemesifoundonfacebookАй бұрын
A friend of mine, told me that Women are afraid to say no to a Guy, because of having fear getting stabbed, I dont get it where did they get that information? I havent heard of a guy in my area getting wild because it couldnt he couldnt accept no😂😂 its pathetic tbh if they cant take a No😂😂
@heatherangel9700Ай бұрын
@@MurasakiTsukimaru Exactly! I have seen so many guys saying "But some women only say no because they want you to try harder!" like that's an excuse. So? Why would you want someone who plays those kind of games anyway?
@milkbread5036Ай бұрын
@@Memesifoundonfacebook there have been multiple stories on the news of women being brutally murdered for saying no... just because it didn't happen in YOUR area in YOUR lifetime does not mean it does not happen...
@Gabe_CrossАй бұрын
"You don't have to accept her rejection" is one of the most grapy things I have ever heard. Edit: Due to KZfaq's censoring and removal of comments, I decided to censor the word just in case.
@orangeTadpoleАй бұрын
So grapy you could open a vineyard
@PrestizeАй бұрын
yeah he wanted to make it sound like a life hack n it was to go straight to prison😂
@kingorion88Ай бұрын
you can say rape on youtube bro,. Tik Tok brained.
@donofdeathsАй бұрын
This is the internet, we're adult, you can say rape. In fact I think saying it like grape diminishes the cause of assault awareness and the severity of the term rape. Grow up and use the words you mean
@kingorion88Ай бұрын
@@donofdeaths This. 100 percent. Its worse than when people call porn "corn".
@YaBoiMegatron6 күн бұрын
“You do not have to accept her rejection” I think the FBI needs to look into this dude……he might have some bodies in his closet or a dungeon full of chained up women
@Alicia-fy3jeАй бұрын
The longer I look at him...the harder it is for me to believe that he didn't have to barter his way onto this planet.
@braxtonagee4127 күн бұрын
Oh this is clever. Damn, can I steal this? I work with the public and you just describe so many of the esoteric creatures I encounter daily.
@mrjaku633Ай бұрын
"He's not in a monogamous relationship" Yeah he ain't in ANY relationships, the only relations to a woman he has would be a restraining order
@snap__shotАй бұрын
real
@Dice-ZАй бұрын
He's in a relationship with his own reflection. Sounds like "mono" gamous to me.
@HarryDirtayАй бұрын
Mary Palms is a good girl, her sister is naughty😂
@user-mv4mc5xm6hАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@sk8rotАй бұрын
Unfortunately I wouldn't be surprised if he was in one. Everyone makes shit relationship choices at some point
@achilleankyber7703Ай бұрын
The fact that the guy looked like he was actually trying not to cry his eyes out because somebody called him out for being a loser
@fringe394Ай бұрын
Also in that clip you could see the disaster that is his teeth. Can someone recommend a dentist for this Alpha you could smell the halitosis through the screen
@LilithnunacarrotАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂@@fringe394
@Videeooo26 күн бұрын
@@fringe394 I would recommend a comma after "Alpha" in your second sentence, also a period after the second sentence, also a capitalization of Halitosis, thank you.
@ProbablyRexBАй бұрын
Kind of guy to be walking around with an anime body pillow in public. Collecting them like infinity stones