Cumbria Police Staff not getting the training they need. They can't just have anyone wandering around public footpaths!
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@fordcapri62882 жыл бұрын
Still setting the gold standard of civil activism/public photography/auditing. Always a treat
@doonie82872 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@badlarry1722 жыл бұрын
spot on
@freetimesaudits Жыл бұрын
Like a Jedi
@gottliebdee2632 жыл бұрын
Focus Pocus. Head, shoulders, belly button, knee cap and ankles above the rest.
@christopherchristos7275 Жыл бұрын
Seven months since his last upload. Gutted. Hope he's back soon.
@thestrengthwithin42496 ай бұрын
Great comment 🙌and so very true 🤙
@nickjones54352 ай бұрын
Only auditor on a par with power to the proletariat. Sadly he seems to have stopped as well. Even better than AB
@mathew858122 күн бұрын
@@nickjones5435both better than ab. FP best
@adammelvin47532 жыл бұрын
"a reference to the people that work in there" 🤣🤣 so subtle but so brutal
@karenbaker71682 жыл бұрын
Yes, and no surprise all three of them missed it.
@bobmirdiff20432 жыл бұрын
The best part was that it flew over their heads!
@xenu-dark-tony2 жыл бұрын
@@bobmirdiff2043 Exactly, highlighting the legendary slowness.
@touchingthevoid2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t call me Shirley “ 🤣 I’m sure the Airplane reference went straight over his head.
@nomisnoxin2 жыл бұрын
Roger roger
@ThunderChunky101 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure you can understand, surely, obviously, I'm sure.
@andrewthompson8448 Жыл бұрын
@@nomisnoxin whats our vector victor !!
@andrewthompson8448 Жыл бұрын
Surely it FLEW over his head!!
@dantealighieri95403 ай бұрын
And Police Squad.
@scourts82752 жыл бұрын
“David you listening to this, this man knows his sh#t” 😂😂😂😂 Quality audit and funny
@Hannah-pk6iq2 жыл бұрын
'slow, I thought that was a reference to people who work there' Effing funny. 'Tell her to put her clothes on'!! Went right over their heads. Brilliant as always FP.
@philbarrett37392 жыл бұрын
I nearly spat my beer out when he commented on the people there being 'slow' 😂
@thepianoman10102 жыл бұрын
Sunnyside1000 they'd make great limbo dancers! 😂😂
@Ytremz2 жыл бұрын
Pure quality!
@holycannoli646 ай бұрын
Total LOL 😂 😂 😂
@helloimshabaz2 жыл бұрын
Superb auditor man, always in awe of how assertive and professional this guy is. Magnificent 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@SuperGrimupnorth2 жыл бұрын
Probably the finest auditor today 💯
@xvsupremacy71902 жыл бұрын
I could kiss him. I am not over the death with impunity of Baby Poppy Worthington. The Head of Cumbria Police 👮🏼♂️ was a Manchester Model who entered the police force her name was Amanda Stabler, she suited the skirts females wore then 😜 . Cumbrian Doctors tried to alert Cumbrian police regarding the sad death of Baby Poppy Worthington and her father Paul Worthington. Evidence was deliberately corrupted and contaminated. Afterwards, a New Head of Cumbrian police 👮🏼♂️ was appointed and on tv 📺 he admitted Baby Poppy Worthington had been grossly failed. 😭 but this can never bring that poor little baby back . What a sad state British police are in.
@johnt84052 жыл бұрын
"Listen, this man knows his shit!"🤣🤣
@davidcameron75972 жыл бұрын
" I thought that was a reference to the people that worked in there" Just brilliant.
@superhans46972 жыл бұрын
Just when you think he's disappeared for good. Welcome back 😀
@petershury71352 жыл бұрын
Why did he disappear
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all2 жыл бұрын
He's an occasional auditor.
@zenfox19792 жыл бұрын
I really dont get why people are so scared of cameras, we had an auditor at my work place last week, my management were really concerned I had to tell them hes doing nothing wrong just ignore him.
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
Well done for calming down their fears.
@johnnyfiveo2 жыл бұрын
i hope you understand that this was smashing. I'm not sure what i am most envious of, your amazing encounter or your 600MM f4 lens :) cheers from the states
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you here. UK fan of yours.
@dankvader50602 жыл бұрын
Love your channel Johnny, has me in stitches when you ring them up.
@MrBubbies5432 жыл бұрын
Big up Johnny five o
@lufcmot68852 жыл бұрын
He’s the best in the UK by a mile ✊✊
@leecrowdy52182 жыл бұрын
Johnny five o. Focus pocus and auditing Britain are my favourites.love your police ciren noises 👍
@jeffsims2772 жыл бұрын
Best auditor in the UK, love your content
@gigigirl95312 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 100%👍🏼
@Polsnulspace2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@BudSchnelker2 жыл бұрын
Best auditor period. C'mon Yanks, let's up our game. And where are the Aussies? No wonder you've let your government run roughshod on you.
@zoltar666pz2 жыл бұрын
Defo agree
@maceuk2 жыл бұрын
The Best auditor full stop.
@timtam64422 жыл бұрын
Always worth the wait. Focus Pocus and HonourYourOath are the only guys I really enjoy
@randolphfuller46812 жыл бұрын
I agree. 2 no nonsense lads.
@randolphfuller46812 жыл бұрын
They never disappoint...
@mathew85812 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. The best of USA and uk
@wokeupandsmellthecoffee2142 жыл бұрын
DJ Audits is also a brilliant auditor, I highly recommend him.
@markhalpin97112 жыл бұрын
God Bless The Homeless Vets
@robertsim29722 жыл бұрын
Out of all the ppl who go around doing this,you sir are by far the best,would love to see you do alot more,great to see you back
@peterwentworth91812 жыл бұрын
You only put out the occasional video, but they are pure nuggets of gold. Top auditing.
@englandagainsttyranny59862 жыл бұрын
I actually have an original copy of the laughing gnome. What an amazing artist David Bowie was. Love what you do. By far the best there is.
@brianwatson19652 жыл бұрын
With out a doubt..............
@charlesstewart98192 жыл бұрын
Ah Ah Ah Eh Eh Eh! You cant catch me said the laughing gnome!!! Brill!!!!!
@VadoVoodoo2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until we hear 'The Laughing Policeman' someday.. (Appropriately in context of course!)
@gary83062 жыл бұрын
Surprised someone from the PC squad hasn't demanded it gets renamed , or Bridget The Midget.
@xenu-dark-tony2 жыл бұрын
Not many people could have pulled that off and made such a success of it. I enjoyed hearing it again.
@LtShifty2 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was talking about the people who worked inside" I love how brown shoes cracks a grin go that
@Bwcostello4 ай бұрын
He was cheesin hard.
@GiBMan702 жыл бұрын
When they have nothing left to give, it's either 'children'' or its 'dont go past our boundary', even when neither is remotely applicable. Good to see a new video from you!
@marklatimer73332 жыл бұрын
If children are so important perhaps a little more police vigilance would have been apt in Rochdale, Keighley, Halifax, Manchester, ...............
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
They change the narrative to fit their warped and pathetic minds.
@cansee02 жыл бұрын
The children excuse “The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.” ― Adolf Hitler
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
Closing in on the rails, In the race is Sec 50, ( we'll make out what you're doing is antisocial. And we'll force you to ID,) and when you rightly resist that" stitch up" ,they'll arrest you.
@scottdarling29692 жыл бұрын
“I thought that was a reference to the people who work inside” 💀 🤣 Containing my outward laughter on the train home from work was the hardest task I’ve undertaken in my life. 😆
@humblequest79052 жыл бұрын
Superb as usual. You dismantle them piece by piece with assertiveness and wit. Best auditor by a distance.
@davidk16442 жыл бұрын
That's strange, I've spent today watching all your old videos again, needed a good laugh, and lo and behold you put a new one out tonight. Good to see you back again FP.
@Ciklidas2 жыл бұрын
I did the same a few months ago 😁
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all2 жыл бұрын
Well done shutting him down with his "think of the children" BS. I hate that irrational paranoia in society. I would not have been as polite as you were.
@theworldsbonkers2 жыл бұрын
Great content as ever. Dave had to get the last word as his ego was so badly bruised.Your choice of backing music was very fitting
@GpoppaJohn2 жыл бұрын
Been having withdrawal symptoms, great to have you back FP. Next time don’t leave it so long 😊👍
@TheNKS7772 жыл бұрын
superb 💯
@gsommerfeldt2 жыл бұрын
One guy got it. 😂
@BobJeffers752 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant 🤣🤣 "Slow" 🤣🤣🤣 "Clothes on" 🤣🤣🤣 "Knows his shit" 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣
@seantimmons31362 жыл бұрын
They are perfectly comfortable telling lies to the public. No Pride, Integrity or Guts. He didn’t want to be an arsehole, he said, but then he went and did it. Nice enough lads who simply seem confused about their role and the law, with a dose of ego too.
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
10:00 The imaginary line marks where they land is. But he's wrong about taking pictures when on their land. FP could have one foot one foot inside the line and still take pictures. There is nothing in law or the policies or the rules that says taking pictures on private land is illegal or can be stopped or can be deleted after the fact. The only thing they have authority over on their land is asking people to leave it. It doesn't matter if they are taking pictures, hopping on one foot, or holding a helium balloon. To specifically make an issue about a certain activity means they don't care about the trespass and care more about the photography. Oh, and with one foot just inside the boundary does not give them the right to request to move it or anything. Trespass in the UK is more about depriving the owner of the use of the land and one foot just inside doesn't do that. Nor does it give them the right to make demands which are out of proportion to the "offence".
@paulderricott21002 жыл бұрын
Also there is section 32 which allows him on the land
@user-sh7yy5jp1y2 жыл бұрын
You may be right in principle but the Police would definitely trespass you from their HQ and Focus isn't someone who looks for trouble. Also don't want him locked up just as he's starting his videos again :)
@MrAndrewFarrow2 жыл бұрын
@@user-sh7yy5jp1y he wouldn’t be “locked up” for trespass. It’s a civil matter.
@MrAndrewFarrow2 жыл бұрын
Correct. Again.
@user-sh7yy5jp1y2 жыл бұрын
@@MrAndrewFarrow We need to change the law :)
@anthonyclaxton65512 жыл бұрын
Still the best auditor by far. Always look forward to your videos.
@leeoasis19822 жыл бұрын
Great to have you back focus, thank you for these entertaining and educational video’s, you’re my favourite auditor and I’m sure many others agree!!!👏👏👏
@malgf41452 жыл бұрын
" It's not a zoom camera, I'll zoom in on this window to show you ! " - had to laugh !! Great audit, good to see you back.
@ianhill45852 жыл бұрын
"Tell that woman to put her clothes on".zoom,zoom.😉
@TheGreg64662 жыл бұрын
4:14 "i just don't wanna be an asshole" then continues to be an asshole, XD
@donchamers69162 жыл бұрын
A late but very welcome Christmas present, you're back!!! Love the way you conduct yourself, and tie them up in knots without swearing, personal insults, or even raising your voice. Top man. Hope you're back to stay.
@franky70032 жыл бұрын
By far my favourite Photo Auditor on YT. I watch AB for the comedy but I watch you for the real knowledge and professionalism. Top job 👍
@gc68552 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to look like an ARSEHOLE so I will still behave like one and you’ve got to UNDERSTAND THAT. He didn’t use use the Concern or appreciate words in the copsplaining book. Well done focus pocus always a joy to watch your audits and exposure of tyrants.
@jimgoodwin62942 жыл бұрын
The only time I ever got points on my licence was from this lot in the 80's. I appealed it and said that I'd driven over 500,000 miles without ever once being stopped by anyone. Their comment was that I was overdue.... Never trusted them again. Top work.....👍👍
@bobfulop57072 жыл бұрын
You are the best.. I love your sense of humour even though it goes over the head of half the muppets you talk to. Thoroughly enjoyed. Well done again!
@cleaningmaster1002 жыл бұрын
Mate on my two boys you are one of the very best at this I’ve missed your videos sooooooo much please please come back it just doesn’t get any better than your good self 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 enjoy your evening my mate keep em coming
@mrb44082 жыл бұрын
David the prat, he’s only Police staff.. so do one with your constant “I’m sure you can understand” bolocks. You really deserve many more subs bud.
@VadoVoodoo2 жыл бұрын
It's so good to see you once again running rings around these twerps. Thank you.
@69bock692 жыл бұрын
Oh I've missed you. Sharp as a razor
@TeamGambleBMX2 жыл бұрын
"Don't call me Shirley".. Classic Airplane gag !!
@cutler652 жыл бұрын
The legend returns! 👍😎👍 You have been missed, but good to have you back where you belong. The "slow" comment went straight over their heads. 😆
@fivewindow322 жыл бұрын
At last!! Another video from the best auditor out there. I was getting withdrawal symptoms
@wokeupandsmellthecoffee2142 жыл бұрын
Great to see you back FP we’ve all missed you. Quality and entertaining audit as always and I love the nod to Mr Bowie (RIP).
@gehanoates2942 жыл бұрын
See how he just tried to esculate and take things down a road that was never there. The outside your house line, that never worked either. Just desparate to stop you doing a legal activity. Love your channel, love the words you use to fight these paranoid police state minds. 👍🏿👍🏿
@nigelfarage692 жыл бұрын
Saved to watch later when I’m on the bog. Can’t wait!
@christianchristian39992 жыл бұрын
The king has returned
@theplumber76552 жыл бұрын
FP, always a pleasure to see you pop up in my feed. Your work and enthusiasm for the subject is second to none. I too would love to see more of your hilarious banter with the keystone cops, but realise to see quality one simply has to wait for it to be produced. You got it bang on, please don't change what you do, and keep up the fight.
@fahadfkhan2 жыл бұрын
You, Sir, are an awesome auditor, a pretty cool photographer and your content is spectacular. Hope to more of it.
@macrook19612 жыл бұрын
"If I didn't question you, I'd be in trouble with myself" what the f@@k was that remark. Keep up the good work.
@Davidayre12342 жыл бұрын
Amazing video as usual love the way you tell them how it is without going overboard keep it up fantastic :)
@mrf41382 жыл бұрын
Hi Focus Pocus . I always jump to attention when I see a new video by you. I’m sure you don’t realise it but you are easily one of the best auditors on either side of the Atlantic. Your style is yours alone. It’s unique and always disarms the confused victims on the street that you meet. You manage to mix humour with sarcasm and knowledge in a way that puts you in charge, despite the preconceived notions of the people challenging you. This video, like all your videos was a psychological Masterclass in how to totally defeat an unfounded challenge by police officers. I think perhaps, that one of the things that gives you so much success, is that you have recognised quite early on in your activism, that provided you are in the right, and know more than everyone you will ever meet, about the laws in this country which give us the freedoms to which we are in titled, you have nothing whatsoever to fear.
@stewartscales15642 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back' doing what you do best. I always look forward to your content, best auditor out there.
@luketoffeeapple20752 жыл бұрын
You are amazing you need to do more footage
@Cj-zj7jf2 жыл бұрын
Great audit, I like how assertive and knowedgeable you are in these interactions. Always pitched at the right level. Thank you.
@Mottercar2 жыл бұрын
Respect and Support to you mate.
@-TheDogOfWar2 жыл бұрын
Your wit is something to behold, man. I don't think I've watched a single video of yours and not laughed.
@lint83912 жыл бұрын
Quality video - as always from Focus. Good editing, some nice shots, good interaction where you stood your ground in a polite, humourous, assertive, non-aggressive, educational manner. With some David Bowie to top it off.
@troywee47742 жыл бұрын
and ...... the nimber 1 is back!!! been ages but good to see you back at it mate! brilliant as usual. thank you.
@philawja2 жыл бұрын
"don't call me Shirley" love it, how about the next time they advise you to be careful of the road how about using another Leslie Neilson line "you take a chance when you get up in the morning, cross the street or if you stick your face in a fan" think it might go over their heads though 😂😂
@garywalker27692 жыл бұрын
In one of his other audits he gets don't tell him your name pike in! Class.
@BG-ef8sk2 жыл бұрын
Please upload as often as possible, you’re one of the very few decent auditors around
@leeoasis19822 жыл бұрын
BG you wrote that FP is one one of very few decent auditors, could you please name the other few as I’m struggling to find anyone close? Thanks
@BG-ef8sk2 жыл бұрын
@@leeoasis1982 fair point, he is number 1 , I only like a few, matt12128, reggie photo and Stuart George, but Stuart doesn’t seem to upload anymore
@xpxp1 Жыл бұрын
@@leeoasis1982 Long Island Audit.
@sharpspencer32342 жыл бұрын
What a tune, I remember hearing it for the first time all those year's ago, Sunday night Radio 1. Great to watch a new audit from you, as the per funny, insightful etc..
@ozzyefc442 жыл бұрын
The “slow” comment I thought of it a split second before you said it 😂. Fp the man with the same sense of humour as me 👏. Great audit
@neoncranetrent29112 жыл бұрын
F.P. You are a class act. Brilliant! Please please please continue your endeavors. I'm feeling withdrawal pangs, need more. Much love from across the pond. 👍👍
@charliesnorta06662 жыл бұрын
Nice to see your skills of making law enforcement look goofy has now covered 3 years of KZfaq. Your style is one of a kind. Peace, love and shit from Australia 👍🍻🤙
@mitchsmith712 жыл бұрын
Great... when ever I see a Focus Pocus video pop up in my feed, I first get a coffee to watch it with. Content to be enjoyed!
@andreasvedeler8010 ай бұрын
Someone should do this with a bingo card with phrases like "I'm sure you can understand", "obviously", "but you're filming into private property", "you're being awkward", "if you don't have anything to hide" and so on
@thisandthat8712 жыл бұрын
And now for a Musical interlude Wonderful stuff as always It's the goto line 'yohre photographing kids" seems they think it's a catchall your reaction was spot on
@bawasuzuki59662 жыл бұрын
They have a nerve to say police property when it is totally funded by the people
@Spartacu32 жыл бұрын
OMG I've missed this focus pocus! Love the quick humour/ music/ ya big cannon 📷/ with tripod / charisma!! Love it 😆 🤣 😂
@andrewwood64982 жыл бұрын
The production quality of your videos is top notch 👍
@johnwalker93292 жыл бұрын
That was excellent! everything you do is the photography, music, editing, interaction and the comedy.🙏
@gooner8david2 жыл бұрын
Your work is another level, great to see you back,improving their standards by accountability they are slowly getting the message and hopefully other auditors will up their game to keep up
@menacegtr2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you hit back straight away when he mentioned children, he had no were else to go but took that awful line of mentioning kids, what a twat for saying that. Not one of the best, you are the best
@inspectec2 жыл бұрын
Love the way you explain the law in a fun but educational way. They really are guzumped by your answers. Please keep the videos coming.
@mark.k72062 жыл бұрын
Great stuff. Glad you’re back at it 👍👍👍👍
@ajdinomanovic97582 жыл бұрын
Your wit is unrivalled. I've slowly realised that I'm not even watching for the auditing parts of your videos, but for the superior intellectual beat down you give every time.
@rule-of-thumb2 жыл бұрын
When we get a notification of one of your uploads, it gives us the same feeling of parking illegal all afternoon, and not getting a ticket, happy days 👌
@breachofthepeace18292 жыл бұрын
It feels like paying for your meal and them forgetting about the drinks.
@delee1062 жыл бұрын
I wish you made these videos more often. Honestly you're the best auditor I've seen. You make the authorities look more stupid than they already are. They can't handle your knowledge and quick wit. You're absolutely hilarious 👍😂
@captainchillco10252 жыл бұрын
Love it....calm, cool, and FULL of answers....
@tractorboy20022 жыл бұрын
Seeing a post from Focus Pocus has made my day. You are arguably the most interesting of all to watch. You certainly know your rights and are always courteous. Love the music choice and the way, yet again, you are the winner of the encounters you record. I only wish we saw more of your work!
@bloodyliar2 жыл бұрын
A man walking with his dog there... the Police need to talk to him and warn him not to let the dog run inside and attack everyone
@TheSadButMadLad2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too.
@scottishwarrior80142 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you upload again need more from you AB seems to be the go to guy he’s great but your the best 👍…. Anyone know we’re crimebodge is ??? Really miss his stuff he’s a master and superhero ….. ❤️🏴
@MrPhantom4532 жыл бұрын
Great to see you back Mr Pocus. Love your work!
@ForestGrump2 жыл бұрын
Old Focus Pocus, not overly prolific with the video's but up there with the best and certainly the best at disarming bullies with knowledge and wit. Props for Bowie's Laughing Gnome, classic.
@SEKunkle2 жыл бұрын
No idea where you've been but I'm happy to see a new audit from FP. One of the absolute best in the game.
@scourts82752 жыл бұрын
Really like your audits just wish you’d do more 🙏🏻. How come you do so few audits? Cheers
@northcountrybhoy2 жыл бұрын
David got to pictures of children pretty quickly. Is he on some register? He needs monitoring. How you remain so calm FP I'll never know. Stay safe.
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
Was it a confession of what he uses a camera for...
@paultweed18832 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as always Focus and loved the gnome song - Happy New Year to you .
@TheMisphit Жыл бұрын
You are the funniest and wittiest of them all, thank you KZfaq for recommending me something decent for a change.
@stuartb4525 Жыл бұрын
Watch the rest of his vids. This guy is a treat.
@paul-hu4pz2 жыл бұрын
Love the music with the videos so fitting.
@seams6662 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back and wish you uploaded more regularly.
@honestjohn11292 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking I haven’t seen any videos from FP & then couple days later a new one is up. Love your videos man - keep em coming.
@christhomas82812 жыл бұрын
Dammm been waiting for you to drop for ages.. always the 1st videos I look out for
@kenwhite92182 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back best of the lot. Love your honour and knowledge
@SteveM109r2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as always. “Don’t zoom in on any windows” It’s not a zoom lens. Let me focus on a window to show you. Hahahahahahahahahaha ! Classic
@totalutternutter2 жыл бұрын
At first he was so sure you'd understand but ended up wondering if he'd lost a shilling and found a sixpence.
@lauralishes12 жыл бұрын
I always see so many auditors in your comments. You're definitely highly respected by everyone. Really hope to see another video from you when you find time. Brilliant as always.
@alibongo10282 жыл бұрын
Great audit as usual, respectful, polite, courteous, and educated, nice one Focus ;)