love your hair!!

IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS 🗣🗣🗣

Just hoping you are ok sending you positivity thinking & strength for this year & for your life 💜

YUR SO BEAUITFUL D'ANGELO !!!

0:29 this made ne laugh like a hyena bcuz its true!!

Not gonna lie, I would totally watch a movie about a spy cat called Argylle, that sounds awesome! 😅

Wait so the spy ISNT the cat ??? Wow lost any interest

I really thought it was about a spy cat or the cat was the McGuffin from the promotional material, too

@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia Yeah, Argyle is unironically a really good cat name.

would be too cool and interesting for the spy to be a cat named argyle

It’s creative- I’ll give it that

This makes me thing a man wrote it lol

​@@eerielconstantine5051 or a woman who criticizes other women for getting work done. Pick me vibes.

LMAO that is hilariously bad... 😆

​@@ShapeShiftingStardust33 it definitely sounds like a pick me wrote it

This. It could have been so much better and I’m honestly kind of sad it wasn’t, like it could’ve been so cool

You did so much better. What an interesting concept

Honestly they should just hire you I agree huge wasted potential

I’m guessing that they didn’t plan for the film to be a big deal. It was probably expected to just be a standard Apple TV release and once the film started getting some hype they started to try to milk it. Honestly, your idea sounds good in theory, but the issue is that the movie would largely be based on the book being a success. If the book failed (which there is a very good chance it would), then it most likely would have resulted in the studios dialing down on marketing instead of hyping it up. The other option would be to market the book heavily and announce it was already getting a movie adaptation, to drum up hype, then people would find out it’s a marketing stunt early on. Honestly, it doesn’t really matter what they chose to do. This all started with a pitch for a movie, and that movie wasn’t good.

Yall are exaggerating about how bad the movie is.

😂 I dunno why this was so funny to me because they're merely facts but thanks lol

I was born and raised in Kansas in the US. I've only ever lived in Kansas and Colorado. I use "dicking around" all the time. Lol.

yeah i was so confused when he mentioned that, i didn't realize USAmericans don't say dicking around

​@@avawetzel3408 Alaskans say it.....but we're almost Canadian. Lol. 😂

None of this is how we speak in the UK. It’s almost like someone is pretending to be British, because we use miles here not kilometres. And we say dicking about but literally don’t say any of those other 1920 British things, no one speaks like that it’s just how people from other countries think we speak.

It's never the good fanfics that get a movie....never.

Fanfic has made me FEEL THINGS real books have not.

@@lizzykatieschindele6265 see YOU get it. It’s like some of that is soul wrenching and beautiful and it’s FREE?!!

this is why i 🏴‍☠️ books and buy if i like them

⁠Curious, what real books have you read?

My experience as well, except I saw 2 trailers (or maybe the same one twice, who can even remember)

I saw the trailer and felt like I’ve seen the movie before and technically YES that Sandra Bullock movie with Channing Tatum. An author writes an adventure novel that turns out to be based in real life and she ends up going on a journey with her real life book counterpart. Or whatever, same movie really, except I actually enjoyed that one…

I had a similar experience, except that upon seeing Dua Lipa my first thought for some reason was Rita Ora being in Fifty Shades of Grey and going "Hmmm, good luck with that."

Probably AI written

Yep, this is most likely the real thing. Movie to book adaptations have happened before so it's not surprising that they're doing that but pretending that the opposite happened. Plus isn't the supposed author, a character in the movie? soooo

This is what I thought as well. It's so scummy. Like they saw, hey this booktok thing is popular maybe we can profit off of this.

Honestly this is probably the most likely reason that this whole thing happened the way it did. I'm honestly surprised that the marketing people thought they'd be able to get away with not actually publishing a book

I legit thought the director himself wrote it, like why else would you ride for this

​@@nony_mation wait, what?

Yep I went to berklee college of music and so many of my friends make huge amounts of money as ghostwriters for music, books, poetry etc. It is just WILD how some people steal or buy things like that and feel entitled to pretend they did it. I would never feel ok doing that because I want high self-esteem so I do the work to grow. I think it is dumb to pretend I did the work and never actually grow stronger, wiser or more talented. I would feel like a fraud! But instead I feel proud I worked hard to evolve and continue to do that work as a way of life. Learning can be a way of life, it doesn’t have to stop at school! I have learned far more out of school than in school personally. Now I bet people will get Ai to write things for them and use their money to put it out. Or it was a rich kid that got help from their parents that is behind this….. Personally I think Taylor would write a better movie and book considering how good her songwriting is I don’t think she is capable of this. I bet it’s more likely to be some rich British kid or adult that is mentally a child………they have the IQ of Ai 😂

Mystery solved 🎉😂!

That’s a bar

guys just report and block this above reply. don't interact

SAME LMFAO. HE STARTED SOUNDING LIKE MAKOTO

FR

SAME

Really gives vibes like those anti social guys that self identify as the Joker

That phrase always makes me think of the Hamburger Helper Tweet.

Harmony Korine ?

Literally edgy 12 year old boy behaviour

Kinda teen boy who just constantly talks about dead baby jokes a d says the n word and calls it dark humour

I thought it was always like that 😅

same i thought it might be a fun little flick lol

@ville__ to be fair, and I mean this with care... If you've got a passion for advocating against cyber bullying, you shouldn't be tearing down another creators content (ie "I make better content than this) That's not cool. I promise I'm not trying to be mean. Just think about it.

It seemed like it would be a fun time and maybe a bit cringe at times. It seemed to be a pretty interesting concept. It seemed like it would be pretty fun

​@@justhearmeout3959 You're wonderful. I mean that because you're 100% right but the person you're replying to is a known Troll in comment sections. They're literally everywhere and they used to rage bait around the time of Colleen Ballinger's ukulele atrocity but it seems that they've changed their MO.

@courtykat Also, normal for people to make emotionally hyperbolic comments for comedic effect. Not a big deal.

@@courtykat oh no courtykat didn’t find my KZfaq comment funny what am I gonna do

GRRRRR ANGRY!! calm down lol

@@MikeRaist this is so me when i take everything seriously on the dalgelo comments page

@nephritedreams well, I would suggest maybe don't get too serious or on the offense for a youtuber. It's not like they are going to call you or message you and say "hey thanks for defending me or being angry on my behalf. Here is a free t shirt" lol.

Uhhhh did these people just forget about Cats (2019)?

Okey... that film is something I would like to delete from my brain, thanks. It is below the bare minimum of a film@@darkartsninja

it’s almost like it’s an apple original film and that’s why it has a wild cast and a huge budget

Also the cat, Taylor notoriously being a Cat lover

@OfficerZ637then do something. All bark

i was thinking the same. smells like chatgpt in here

There are two authors and it's not even hard to find on google

My guess is it maybe was written by a person but it was edited by a bot because no reputable copyediting team would let that slide

@@acoelomate2984 maybe, I think if they're getting a big check and they didn't even have to write the story, they probably didn't work particularly hard on it. I think it's foolish to claim ai on everything that sucks. People can suck hard, all on their own.

Something AI related definitely makes the most sense to me. Especially with the delays, it probably ended up needing significantly more human input then original thought

No fr...some sequences of the movie were so ludicrous & cringe that I felt physically uncomfortable, you could tell they thought the audience was stupid. I hate I spent $$$ to see it in IMAX!

It threw me off SO BAD but it’s so funny as a dr fan 😭

I was extremely taken aback to see anything Danganronpa related in a D'Angelo video, but I won't complain about hearing the music more.

I thought I was seeing things it kinda threw me for a loop

I can never escape Danganronpa 😭

As a dgr fan I was so here for it

His videos are such a gift and some of the best things on KZfaq

I also thought it was the cat from the .02 seconds of anything I've seen about this lol

I don't blame you, Argylle would be a great name for a cat.

@@brieoshiro i prolly shoulda realized before the video was almost over lmaoo but idk i think the marketing wants you to assume that the cat has the goofy name

I'm going to be honest. I thought this was a movie about a spy cat named Argylle. I only just learned that wasn't the case from this video. I was actually looking forward to watching a spy cat movie. Too bad it doesn't exist.

@@lazykitten12I mean, if you really want that, I remember a spy cat and dog movie series called Cats versus Dogs

​@ville__sorry to be rude but no one cares about you. Stop spamming.

SAME I saw the trailer when I went to see Bottoms and I was excited to see Bryce as I loved her Black Mirror episode… glad I didn’t end up watching Argylle

​@ville__ stupid bot

Well, there was also Rebel Moon in terms of new IPs... but well, we all know how that turned out

Literally down to the British author being completely ignorant about how people actually speak 😭

*looks at dexamphetamine prescription* when this long covid flare is over and these start working again, I got some shit to do

That's real though. My coworker (i work at a restaurant) has a full poetry book published & another on the way. You just send ur shit to as many publishers as you possibly can until one lands. He's not intending to be a full time author or anything either, he just did it to do it

The average author makes 7k a year. It's incredibly hard work. This is not the norm I assure you.

You and me both 😂😂

Love this comment.

Omg, Storygraph getting a mention makes me happy

I for real wanna see how anyone feels about Tammy's works that she actually put her best on. I'm sure it's better than whatever this is

Tie in novels like this (I will never believe the book came first) can get a nice check for the author but they usually have very little time to actually write it.

Maybe he wrote the book😂😂

“she breasted boobily down the stairs” type of descriptions lol

I would’ve watched it if argyle was the cat. Tbh.

IT’S NOT???? oh no

I legit thought that too, was like "so....is the cat actually the spy and the other guy is like his handler? Is that the twist?!"

The last time this happened, we wound up with the "Rose Red" novel, which is the only book set in a Stephen King universe that was not written by Stephen King. It literally only exists to promote Stephen King's Rose Red miniseries.

@ville__ how are you 30 years old being such a loser by copy pasting your spam for your shit work under everyone’s comments. Get a job. I have Asperger’s too but it’s not an excuse

The amount of bots jumping u rn

The locs suit him SO well

@ville__bullshit. All you do is bully other content creators. Your suck and you’re a terrible person. Eff off.

The style and length suits him so well

seeing the two redheaded british women i inmediatly thought of Joanne lmaooo

If it was jk we would have been able to tell because there would have been blatant transphobia all throughout the book

Calling her a bad author when she wrote Harry Potter is a reach

@@user-rv7ge1tc4l Harry Potter is mid at best but y’all not ready for that conversation yet

the fact that people are so blinded by nostalgia they genuinely cant see the antisemitism and racism and shitty overall writing in harry potter is insane im sorry but harry potter is ASS move on

wait are you not supposed to release movies in february?

Yeah, that's true. Of course, sometimes the studio is wrong about how badly a movie will do (like Black Panther).

Unless it's a romantic movie.

@@libertycalhoun9210 Yeah there are definitely seasons for movies that have been intensely studied for marketing purposes. Like the “summer blockbuster” There are many reason for why people go see movies at different times of the year, many historic and cultural. Like how Disney and other animated studios always try to release an animated movie in either late Oktober or early December at the worst, to coincide with the Christmas shopping season for kids toys. I would have to speculate why February in particular is considered bad for films but if I had to guess it’s because no major western holidays take place around it and in many places it’s cold, so people won’t leave the house at evening to watch a film

@@disgruntledmoderate5331Black Panther was released in February because it’s Black History Month 😂

Bravo I love your videos this was a great story about a not so great movies. Love your humor.

It’s really a commentary of where we are right now.

Did you watch it? Or did you just gather this from D’Angelos review? Because if this is the case I would seriously recommend watching it yourself. I found it to be really entertaining in an absurd, kind of so bad it’s good way

I really enjoyed the movie. I mean, is it silly? Sure, but unlike most spy movies (which are also silly), it knows it's silly. I thought it was fun.

Eh I loved the movie. It was fun and hilarious. The colorful ending fight scene was straight out of zoolander

It was really fun if you like zany comedy/action spy genre mashups. I giggled the whole time

Same, I just watched the trailer and was like "oh this looks fun" but the reviews are badddd

Omg I’ve never heard that, that’s hilarious 😂

I feel like if taylor swift did actually write fanfiction it would maybe be rpf

Lmao haven't heard that rumor, at least ATYD is good as opposed to argyle 😂

Or when a publisher hinted that they had a huge memoir being published in July and tiktok swifties just blindly decided it was going to be Taylor Swift's, but it turned out to be BTS instead

pretty sure that was a joke 😭

How dare you insult that movie, it's pure gorgeous camp, plus Pedro Pascal 😍

Ain’t gonna lie bro don’t trash Kingsman like that I love those movies because they’re the stupid version of James Bond 😂

I also saw it with no expectations. It was def a movie you should wait to come out on streaming. Don’t pay to see it lol

My boyfriend saw it and medium liked it, he told me i definitely wouldnt like it, but he watched it with his dad who really loves Kingsman, so he had more of a reason to like it

Saw it last night and thought it was ok except for the last 20 mins which are totally unneccessary and just drag.

I watched this movie! Literally so good

I knew it kept reminding me of a different movie but my brain couldn't pull the title!

I really liked that movie!

Lost City was an instant classic, a truly funny flick.

That was a good one, I thoroughly enjoyed it (always was a sucker for the "I'm not actually built to be the hero, but god damn it I act like the guy so I am!" character trope).

Came find THIS comment exactly 😂😂😂

it made me subscribe

NO because that sounds like an interesting movie 😂 I'd watch or read that, this movie is just a woobified cutesy Bourne Revolution.

It reminds me of Dan Olson's video on Contrepreneurs.

​@@TacticusPrime Same!!

That’s weird asf but I wouldn’t put it past the Swifties

what author are you talking about? i'm so curious!!

@@sophpie i don’t remember her name but if you look up taylor swift sapphic poetry theory or something i’m sure you’ll find it:)

that's so funny

bro the “YOURE GAY AND THATS FINAL” tweet took me out and now i see what’s feeding the fire 😭

“We all know I’m hot and everything revolves around me” got me too and im less than 5 minutes in hahaha

@@Stephaniemickle I'd go broke if I acknowledged every truth gem he dropped 🤣

Oh u got moneyyys

Huh. Reimbursing him for the movie ticket retroactively gives this video a happy ending lol 😅

@@jauxro Too bad KZfaq takes a portion of it😝! Hope he didn't purchase snacks and beverages, too!

We all know the real god is d'angelo!

I know & it’s so annoying!! Also how there are rumors that she could be in Deadpool 3. I hope she doesn’t appear in the trailers because I don’t want to be in a crowded theater only full of her fans

… she’s not? 😟 (pls im *mostly* joking)

In this case, it's not on the fans. It's on the advertizing company who shamelessly promoted it using her name.

​@UTubeTrollPolice298 it's been like 2 years and bots are still on this shit

Where did you learn all of this?

@@propogandalf I typed the name into google, there is more info of her life.

She is British though. "I was born in Ibadan, Nigeria where my anthropologist father happened to be doing fieldwork at the time. Sabbatical years in far-flung places were a feature of my childhood and I attended school in both Sierra Leone and California. Otherwise, I mostly grew up in the suburbs of London where my adolescence was spent either in the local library or waiting for the last tube home." So, it sounds like her parent(s) were British & because of her father's work she happened to be born in another country & would spend occasional, temporary periods of time in various countries while living in the UK between those periods.

@@aaronhoy3410 okay that's a different article to the one I read, just to reiterate Waste Hauliers is not a British term and the use of KM is very rare.

'waste hauler' sounds like the politically correct version of 'garbage men' that I've used/seen used as a lifelong Californian. like, extracting gender and distilling the job activities kinda thing.

I screamed 😂 and you did it at my birthday dinner!

Eh, we've been overdue for some new forms of racism. The old ones are starting to get outdated.

Still kinda waiting for an album review rn, but book and movie reviews by D'Angelo seems like a good idea too

Yes

It makes more sense than Taylor Swift at least 😅

​@ville__this isn't how you promote yourself. You come off hateful, by saying your content is "better." There's enough space for both of you on the platform, just stop. I keep running into your comments and it's really weird. I'm also autistic, and if I see your content, I'm just going to be weirded out that you felt the need to tear down another creator to lift yourself up.

I figured thats not true as as soon as it bombed she would 'come out' and say she wrote (like her shitty murder mysteries??). Maybe tho, either way I am not watching it.

​@@justhearmeout3959It's a bot. They're all always bots.

If JK secretly wrote it, there would be a whole lot more transphobia in it.

Several British friends have told me that everyone in the UK is basically fluent in American English due to the ubiquity of American media/pop culture. I’m sure British people are generally more familiar with AE than we are BE, but they’re overstating how much passive media consumption can teach someone about the subtleties of a foreign dialect. Writers still need to do their homework, starting with the word “gotten.” 😂

@@LittleDogTobi The fact that I've read books where northern American authors try to write southern American characters and then just wildly misuse the very basic phrase "y'all" just backs up the fact that just because someone knows the slang does not mean they understand the slang.

us fanfic writers have betas called britpickers/americapickers specifically to fix these issues... how come published books dont...

​@@LittleDogTobithe thing is that even being able to understand 90% of Americanisms, it's sometimes harder to recognise which of the things *we* say are Britishisms. In other words it's easier to add phrases to your vocabulary than it is to delete stuff that's ingrained in you.

@@AbiSaysThings You’re right. That’s partly why active research is so important when recreating a foreign dialect in one’s writing. You can’t know right off the bat which parts of your own speech are dialect-specific.

That movie was so promising! They had Amanda Sayfried play the heroine, and the poster looked so good and haunting... it was a huge waste of potential

I saw it today. The movie was good.

Yeah that is weird. Would be really immersion breaking for a brit I imagine. Do you think they were trying to make an alternate britain vibe? Using random words? Like I swear its only Americans who think its km in Britain when its miles. Edit - or AI writing...?

Like, girl. It’s just good marketing (which was accidental)

@@to_ur_heartit was very calculated, not accidental. they just didn’t have a decent product to back it up 🙃

Yep. I don’t even bother to watch movie trailers anymore. Everything Everywhere All At Once is my favorite movie because I walked into that theater blind to the entire premise

I’ve heard both dicking about and dicking around in the UK but have heard dicking around a lot more often

Yeah I've def heard that in the US before lol. I guess not in Texas tho? Maybe it's a coastal thing 🤔 Not this being a better mystery than the whole novel lmaoo

Midwest people definitely use “dicking around” too, although not super common

I've heard some of my west coast friends say it as well as some of my northern state friends. I don't know how much it's come into the south though because I definitely didn't hear it in my home state (when I say south, I mean near the Gulf of Mexico south btw)

On the lower east coast, Mason Dixon line adjacent so like around the corner from the deep south, we say "fxcking around". Majorly doubt they say díckīng about in Texas.