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sniperwolf: comment below the smartest thing you’ve ever done me: got an A on a test i didn’t study for.

The smartest thing I witnessed is something my cousin did. Aunt: You're grounded. You can't step a foot outside! Cousin: *Handstands outside*

DAMM THESE PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY WAY TO CLEVER, THEY DESERVE AN AWARD

One day me and my two-year-old daughter were eating at her little SpongeBob table. She kept throwing her napkin on the floor so after the third time, I said if you throw your napkin on the floor again you're going to time-out. Show about a minute goes by , she looks at me and smiles with those mischievious beautiful eyes. She blows her napkin off the table. Lol it was so adorable I couldn't put her in timeout, she beat daddy WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE !!!

Once in math class I asked if I could get a drink and the teacher said yes. So I walked across the street from my school to zepes and got a caramel latte. Hey, I never said I was going to the fountain🤷‍♀️

*He probably trained to ride a unicycle just to do that.*

The smartest thing I've ever done is to sleep and eat.

"Doesn't say anything about unicycles" Doesn't say anything about hoverboards either

Lia: if I ever get proposed to I don’t want it to be in public Sausage: noted

Me: if corona is 19, Mom:yeah? Me:and I’m 10, Mom:mhm..? Me: that means corona is not legally able to touch me

"I don't like all that attention in real life." *15 million viewers:*

Smartest thing you've ever done: Me and a kid at my camp were playing truth or dare and he dared me to kiss a girl I really hated. I kissed her shadow saying that her shadow is a part of her and didn't play any more rounds.

SssniperWolf: Comment below the smartest thing you’ve ever done! Me: Okay.... *I breathed*

Lia: “....you got.......vegetables!” Tomatoes: “Am i a joke to you?”

3 years later I saw this on my recommended!!! And it’s still interesting...

My life would've been boring if i never stumble upon the wolf pack, imma take a moment this is so emotional Thank you lia

2:55 Mr. beast will buy the chips and salsa XD

2 years later I saw this in my recomended

8:55 Don't do that!! Jared will crush it 🙄💅

3 years later! If you're here in 2021, you're a legend! ✅

Smartest thing I ever did: I subscribed to SSSniperWolf, turned on notifications, and liked this video.

The proposal scene: Man: MARRY MEEE?? Girl:Yes omg yes! The one cousin: I thought your siblings...

4 years later, this is still amazing

0:30 Potentially you could use a car.

Never got free desert but 2 glasses of champagne but it was beautiful

The number one way to get your kids to do chores: play among us in real life.

HAHAHA!!! I love your content SOOOOO much thank you!

Woah..... I learned so many things today😂 I'll definitely try these 😂

We went to a restaurant on my moms b-day, and she told her dad “don’t tell the waiters it’s my birthday” and he did it anyways. She was embarrassed, but it was funny. And the good thing is she got free cake.

The people who faked a proposal to get free dessert: *posted it on the media The workers that work at that restaurant scrolling though Instagram: *sees the pictures and gasps

LOL your always making me happy! :D

Smartest thing I've ever done waa finding this channel!!

We faked a proposal for free dessert: *the restaurant seeing this: why are we still here- j u s t t o s u f f e r*

I just realized I have the same comforter as the girl who snuck out.

At our local restaurant my sister was like Happy Birthday sis! Then the restaurant brought me a balloon and a cupcake

I love you videos cause everyday I only watch your videos

*”doesnt say anything about unicycles!”* *me: doesnt say anything about motorcycles either!*

Burgler: hey stay there Me:"moves" Burgler:shoots Me: im not gonna die im in the living room Burgler:oh

the smartest thing I've done is finding this vid without notis

“We faked a proposal to get a free desert” Why is that Kiyotaka and Mondo-

My mom said no phone after 9 pm so I took my tablet and hid it under my pillow with the charger and headphones

DangMattSmith: *GET THAT OUTTA HERE* SSSniperwolf: *HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE*

"done" "we're not just telling stories we're changing lives"

Smartest thing I’ve ever witnessed: One of my sixth grade teachers asked one of my friends if he heard about the 6th grader who turned into an owl… …and my friend said “who?” 😂😂😂

2:08 that pizza be looking thick dummy thick!

This is late lmao but the ticket and car one is really smart! Edit: Thanks for all the likes and comments lol!

Lol the 2nd one was hilarious!😂😂😂

3 years later I end up watching this

My parents said, “Go upstairs, you’re grounded.” So I went upstairs and watched T.V in the hallway.

Sssniperwolf I don’t want to get proposed to in public sausage:noted

7:25 that was too good 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lia: He is the kind of person who checks their food after they get it in the drive thru (the guy with the sour cream on the literal side). Me: My parents do that with Mc. Donald’s Also smartest thing I have done: get 95/99% on my G.A.T.E test when I knew absolutely nothing about it.

The smartest thing I've ever done is subscribing to you and hitting that bell icon.

The only thing I’ve done to beat the system: Mom: Clean the table. Me: *Cleans* Done. Mom: You didn’t clean under the table. Me: You didn’t tell me to.

My neighbour is at my house and. I had to give them toys to play with (cooking toys) so I can watch this peacefully

I love this and its makeing me hungry

Me: Honey we need to talk Him: Of course! Me: Would you ever cheat on me? Him: Never Me: Would you marry me? Him: i don't know but I'm waiting for that moment! Me: Would you kill me Him: No lol Me: am I your favorite BFF? Him: Yes:! Me: Honey Can I ask you a few questions Read it Backwards And like if you get it! :3

That kid is smart... *He was in the middle of the kitchen and the living room.*

I love when u went left right and u almost fell it's so funny LOL

I started watching your channel few months ago, and now I am addicted to it love from India mam ,

0:39 my parents would yell at me for being in the way

My sister was in star bucks and she said it's her birthday and they gave her free drinks

My mom said "No eating on the couch." so... I brought the feet table and put my lunch on it.... ** makes clicking noise** Sience

Yes! The best years of sniper wolf 🤩

Smartest thing I have done is... Nothing im dumb

Chores life hack: Just pretend to do Among Us tasks.

5:34 this reminds me of a sign that I saw the other day when I was in the car and it was at Dairy Queen and it said “signs are hard...get a blizzard”

That 6 door car looks EPIC!!

I laughed SOOOOOOO DAMN HARD wen the sour cream wad on the "side" despite me SUPPOSEDLY being sleep LMAO

Smartest thing I've ever done? Be born. Stupidest thing I've ever done? Be born.

Thank you for saying us kids are smart

Just hit 26 mil great job

I always laugh when people talk about proposals because it reminds me of how my step-dad proposed to my mom. They didn't want a lot of attention from people so they called a family meeting in my room and he proposed there. My brother sat there awkwardly recording it on my mom's phone and when they finished I said "Was it really necessary to wake us up at 3 in the morning for this? Get out of my room you extras." Then I went back to sleep XD

I know who is gonna buy the Chips and Salsa Mr. Beast

Watching this in quarantine

These r great! XD

i want a sister like that. mine would take grandma and bring her to the room, screaming that i left the house.

people: YAY I AM 5 MINS EARLY me: yay i am 2 years late

I Love your VIDEO'S

Yeah!I love ur vids btw

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Beach Sign: NO HUNTING ALLOWED HERE! The Pigeon: I'ma do what I wanna do

Imagine Karen comes into the restaurant and then is like wait this is a food place not a wedding place

Smartest thing I've ever done is subscribing to you Lia❤😊

Okay so I just found this out Chocolate is actually healthy because chocolate is made from coco, which grows on trees which makes it a plant, which makes chocolate a salad

The smartest thing I did was subscribe to your channel

The smartest thing I've done is subscribeing the sssniper wolf and taping the bell icon and likeing the video

the smartest thing I have ever done is checked out your KZfaq CONTENT

‘Anything with with WHEELS’ You;re right cause all those things had more than ONE wheel sooo that that’s why they let Uni-cycles pass.......

Anyone else triggered by the use of “prius’s” 😂😂

He’s eating the fish he fished !!! 🤣🤣🤣

Love you your my fav youtuber

The smartest thing ive ever done: I faked the confession to my best friend so we can get free food 😂

Me: Eating pizza while watching the vid Sssniperwolf: “Eat pizza everyday!” Me: “No worries! Already started :)”

I hate when i fall like so lightly i didnt even get a scratch in a public places and everone is like ARE YOU OKAY?

I love how she says ‘Ashley’

The smartest thing I did was my said I was grounded and no phone because she payed for it so my auntie bought me one I mean I was grounded and my mom took my phone and my auntie bought me another one

The smartest thing I've ever done is watch this.

My sister to my nephew NOT to watch tv but me and my friend watched his tv and looked at it his mom came in and said “you beat your system haven’t you” lol

I like your videos