Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika)

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Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika) | Perfect Person Ep. 99

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Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika (Sad Boyz) join the show to take stunning calls about dating your cousin, and a problematic friend group.
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@jarvis 2 ай бұрын

what is this a crossover episode???

@PerfectPerson 2 ай бұрын

Perfect BOYZ, Sad PERSON, Avengers: SADGAME

@anonymixx8106 2 ай бұрын

Jarvis please have Miles on Sad Boyzzzzzz ❤❤❤

@lillerr 2 ай бұрын

doggy doggy what now??!!

@FirstNameBunchANumbers 2 ай бұрын

Where are the Sprouse twins then??

@-piras 2 ай бұрын

But doctor, I'm the sad boy

@cloudybo5555 2 ай бұрын

"Sometimes in my head i refer to her as my cousin" GIRL THATS BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR COUSIN

@saintnikz 2 ай бұрын

"They're not related but they were adopted but they did go to sea world but he's a veteran" - Miles at the red yarn board

@abbeymaryann5988 2 ай бұрын

Going from the incest call to giving the couple with romantic history the fake names Mary Kate and Ashley who are famously sisters is so funny to me … this truly is the incest episode

@raehendriksen868 2 ай бұрын

who are FAMOUSLY sisters omg this wording is so funny to me ily

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

@@raehendriksen868 sort of their entire brand in a way

@toadt0ad Ай бұрын

no fr that got me😭😭

@elonk4life 2 ай бұрын

This is the matpat fnaf movie cameo for girls on Vyvanse.

@PerfectPerson 2 ай бұрын

hall of fame comment

@anonymixx8106 2 ай бұрын

Oh my God 😂😂😂

@ThePickleUpYourNose 2 ай бұрын

This is such a hard read how did u do that

@Tazallax 2 ай бұрын

I'm still unpacking this comment

@helenfoster6597 2 ай бұрын

@@PerfectPerson upset by the accuracy here this is a targeted assault on me

@Jay-ze1ee 2 ай бұрын

I did not expect the incest theme not once but twice with Mary Kate and Ashley

@PerfectPerson 2 ай бұрын

hahaha did not even realize that until this second

@Curtiswashere 2 ай бұрын

I literally came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one who noticed that it was hilarious, I incestantly started laughing! Whoops I mean instantly started laughing 🤭

@mariapizzaa 2 ай бұрын

"they're *not* related, but they *were* adopted, but they *did* go to sea world, but he *is* a veteran" 😂😂😂

@mollywillo 2 ай бұрын

Debriefing w/ Gandalf at Popeyes

@AngieeShipps 4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Tati_ab 2 ай бұрын

I think Jordan is the British miles idk how to explain further

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

you’re right

@macularius 2 ай бұрын

for the first half of this sentence I thought you were gonna say "I think Jordan is the British one," which would honestly track with how many people still seem to mix the two of them up somehow 😭

@lovefromrose2 2 ай бұрын

Someone needs to animate the second story, even if it's just Gandalf debriefing at Popeyes

@Jay-ze1ee 2 ай бұрын

Jarvis jordan AND miles . We’re eating so good

@rachelpetrilli3477 2 ай бұрын

Surprised to see Miles here

@PokhrajRoy. 2 ай бұрын

It’s the Official Sad Perfect Boyz Person Day. Mark your calendars

@phobos_irl 2 ай бұрын

new gender just dropped??

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

freaking out

@2948jdjdj 2 ай бұрын

You just need julien solomita here to complete the men with mustaches and glasses collection

@Claw.00 2 ай бұрын

ohhhh my god yes! Julien would give the most unhinged advice.

@2948jdjdj 2 ай бұрын

@@Claw.00 omg wait on second thought I take it back, do NOT bring julen on this show

@jaheriawilson19 2 ай бұрын

oh god. im sorry im so gay, but that would be amazing 😩 handsome men with mustaches (and eyeglasses) 🥸

@LoveCrumb 2 ай бұрын

I love how Bilbo was the pseudonym that finally flew too close to the sun, and not Mary, Kate or Ashley.

@sadicalradness6927 2 ай бұрын

That’s the one nonbinary person in the friend group

@TGD_B 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the “too close” name was Sam

@LoveCrumb 2 ай бұрын

@@TGD_B Oh dang, I somehow missed that!

@Moonys_Star 2 ай бұрын

All my friends at school looked at the title of this episode and are now judging me across the lunch table 💀💀💀

@MopTopMase 2 ай бұрын

Incest story followed by Mary-Kate and Ashley are in love with each other is WILD

@alexrudie3538 2 ай бұрын

The show is the unknown. We never know what will happen. Our sole piece of familiarity to grasp is Miles kicking the light back on...bringing light into our lives

@doubleohdeven7190 2 ай бұрын

The advice they gave for the Mary Kate and Ashley situation was so caring and empathetic, and probably something a few listeners will benefit from. It's nice to hear men on podcasts not be absolutely misogynistic or just downright awful.

@elle.9839 2 ай бұрын

1:09 jordan and jarvis simultaneously deciding to do air piano is killing me

@lolz6409 2 ай бұрын

every time i love the immediate debrief/reflection after hanging up 😭like wait what did we endorse😃

@StargazerApril 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I can see Gandalf debriefing with Aragorn on the reg at Popeyes

@StargazerApril 2 ай бұрын

Thinking about this more, I think all teenage drama should be acted out by LOTR characters. I have a lot of work to do now.

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

@@StargazerAprilwhat… what work??

@nazzwazz 2 ай бұрын

One of the best “Get reals” of the pod. These two are so immensely emotionally mature and comfortable in their discomfort, plus their awesome chemistry. They found a new follower in me today!

@laurjkk 2 ай бұрын

HUGE day for perfectly sad people!

@minmom166 2 ай бұрын

The end of this got me realizing how much a friend group would benfit me. I moved during the pandemic and just never made new friends.

@TM.BECK14 2 ай бұрын

Could have written this myself! Completely agreed

@LovelyL0v3ly 2 ай бұрын

Likewise

@finpin2622 2 ай бұрын

Oh man i feel you there, i moved around twice post-pandemic and have never recovered friends-wise. As in I literally have zero people within a 100+ mile radius who I can rely upon or call up for support. It’s rough 😅

@lordknightalex 2 ай бұрын

felt! moving to a town where the only people i know are family members (to the point i mentioned one of my fave bands and a cousin said she dated one of the members once?????) was such a struggle, i still have no idea what i'm supposed to do to meet new ppl 😭

@jw5386 9 күн бұрын

It's so hard to make friends in this day and age

@jennyw5904 2 ай бұрын

A second health bar pops up and it turns out they’re a second degree black belt lol

@PokhrajRoy. 2 ай бұрын

Miles throwing legs for the motion sensor is always a moment. My favourite was when Miles, Jay and Will were chaotically scrambling to get the sensor going 😂

@startolentino 2 ай бұрын

“I simply must have that cousin” is wild lol 25:17

@hayleyoesch1313 2 ай бұрын

Welcome to Perfect Sad Boyz GOLD, the premium episode that is free

@whimrocker 2 ай бұрын

It is, it is free.

@hayleyoesch1313 2 ай бұрын

@@whimrocker I was hoping someone would add that! 😆

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

(GOOOOOLD)

@khezh8927 2 ай бұрын

Jordan losing his shit at the Popeye's debrief 44:24 is so funny to me

@fullshewolf 2 ай бұрын

Chiming in as an adult who was adopted by her stepdad as a child. Obviously I know you were joking about burning the adoption papers, but for the sake of answering your wonderings, the adoption papers aren’t the only “paper trail.” When you get adopted, you get a whole new birth certificate and social security card (I can only speak to how it works in the US). Your new birth certificate lists the name(s) of your adoptive parent(s) and fully replaces your old birth certificate.

@lanceelliott2504 2 ай бұрын

"what do you guys like about each other" was brutal but necessary

@sighhAYSzG5AG 2 ай бұрын

I can't wait for this title just to absolutely destroy my algorithm. Incest corner of the internet was not on my bingo card

@PerfectPerson 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha uh oh

@leopardshadow333 2 ай бұрын

The second caller was a great storyteller, and im really glad that everyone was okay in the end. It reminded me a lot of a girl i grew up with who got really into alcohol in highschool, she started having these kinds of problems around 17. Stuff like the running off and being physically uncooperative and uncontrollable, and it didnt always go very well. I wont get into it on a youtube comment, but a less bad incident was one night she was super drunk, running around the riverside with her foot cut open from broken glass in the river, yelling and not letting anyone look at her foot injury. So yeah, you just dont want something to get that bad. (Sorry for the long comment, love the video)

@taylorb1090 2 ай бұрын

the way i saw jarvis and jordan in the thumbnail, gasped and said "OOooOOooOOooo" out loud.

@TM.BECK14 2 ай бұрын

Jordan and Jarvis are becoming like those old married couples that start looking like twins 😆 The beginning of this ep already has me in stitches! Looks like it's going to be a wild ride

@simonsaysism 2 ай бұрын

I'm perpetually a month behind on this podcast but Jarvis is going straight to the front of the queue

@elka_shmelk 2 ай бұрын

no WAAAAY the BOYSS???

@michaelrumsey7932 2 ай бұрын

THE BOYS WHO ARE SAD???

@larrycoleman7604 2 ай бұрын

@@michaelrumsey7932I was gonna say that 😢

@aricunningham7164 2 ай бұрын

This is the best one yet. Bachelor ep level. U guys have such good chemistry and I hope to see Jordan and Jarvis on more often ❤❤❤

@aricunningham7164 2 ай бұрын

Please see this miles this podcast means the world to me ❤❤❤❤

@naereishee 2 ай бұрын

WAIT I REQUESTED THEM AS GUESTS ON THE PATREON LAST YEAR!! huge day for me personally

@XpiXiepX 2 ай бұрын

I had a friend in school who always won the game two truths and a lie because her parents were step siblings. Her parents met, fell in love, and married. During the wedding, their parents (both single) met, and they started dating and eventually married. So her parents were husband and wife first and then step siblings later when their parents married each other. 💀

@LizardKingRequiem 2 ай бұрын

“One of the lord of the rings names was too close to the real name” and im willing to bet it was the nonbinary one lmaooo 💀

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

as a nonbinary person, it definitely was. i’d bet good money there are multiple nonbinary people in the world named gollum

@zidian1356 2 ай бұрын

id say sam is the one that was too close but this is a much funnier interpretation

@chickenmanman 2 ай бұрын

"we cold plunge and do improv in the backyard sometimes" best sentence ever lol 1:23:06

@lunabirdlove 2 ай бұрын

The head turn and deep sigh after the last name reveal hahaha

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

d20 fan 🫵🫵🫵

@jennyw5904 2 ай бұрын

“We trust Gandalf” 🤣

@starboardia 2 ай бұрын

the cousin story sounds like the plot of a colleen hoover book

@elliottsalibi Ай бұрын

LITERALLY

@alliebeastwoman1 2 ай бұрын

I graduated therapy in the way someone graduates middle school. I now have to do a higher level of therapy than just talk. I feel like that's the only "graduating" you can do in therapy.

@katiendless 2 ай бұрын

some NEEDS to animate the marykate & ashley camping story

@brightknight1965 2 ай бұрын

Several hundred dollars on Magic cards? Haha what a nerd * hastily shoves warhammer models into closet and shuts the door *

@cs39291 2 ай бұрын

“I wish there was a surgery to remove my brain” a lobotomy?? 😭

@GretaGeliz 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely obsessed with Jordan’s voice.

@AngelcakeVids 2 ай бұрын

I lost it at "Gandalf & I debriefed at Popeyes"

@salemmdean 2 ай бұрын

i think mary kate needs to see a therapist ngl

@patiencekillz 2 ай бұрын

miles WHAT is this title edit: oh ok it’s kind of exactly what it sounds like

@fididy 2 ай бұрын

Genuinely can't think of two more perfect people for the perfect person pod

@katiepalmer4468 2 ай бұрын

Do NOT listen to this while running or you will trip and fall from laughing so hard

@Jupiter-james 2 ай бұрын

this episode inspired me to go listen to an audiobook in my hammock and oh boy was that the right move - thanks “ashley”!

@he.said.teenjiejer 2 ай бұрын

the way my eyes comically widened when i saw the boyz on the thumbnail oh my god

@alexajaaay 2 ай бұрын

IVE NEVER CLICKED ON AN EPISODE SO FAST

@spooky_wagons 2 ай бұрын

i had one of the two worst days of my life yesterday in terms of mental health. PP and sad boyz are literally my 2 favorite podcasts. thank you so much for this. that convo st the end....that hit me where i live and i needed it. i appreciate you all

@kait.theidiot 2 ай бұрын

hope you continue to improve 🩷I’m coming out the other side of some of the worst years of my life, there is hope

@whatsydney22 2 ай бұрын

jarvis and jordan playing the piano together at 1:09:01 is too cute😭

@benchguy5940 2 ай бұрын

CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY

@gh0stcup 2 ай бұрын

Marvel is QUAKING, this is the best crossover

@eileenramirez476 2 ай бұрын

I SCREAMED AND CLICKED SO FAST. We need you on Sad Boyz too omg

@lilred7291987 2 ай бұрын

The names in the second call makes it like reading the most unhinged fanfic on wattpad

@cowbug 2 ай бұрын

crazy I literally just finished watching a sad boyz video, my brain can’t process

@bump0005 2 ай бұрын

If a level 2 black belt chops down a tree in the forest….

@aubreyanthony 2 ай бұрын

I saw a video years ago with Jarvis and Elsie Fisher and now I'm thinking that Elsie would be a great guest on the pod!

@kalexsadler3692 2 ай бұрын

not Mary Kate & Ashley pining for each other

@aniyilator Ай бұрын

The will they won't they NOBODY saw coming

@lindyjones8563 2 ай бұрын

This might be my favorite episode yet. Please bring back Jarvis and Jordan!!

@fairyofdaisies 2 ай бұрын

THIS is the crossover i didn't know i needed. now we need miles on the sad boyz podcast!

@AmberJacober 2 ай бұрын

This is incredible. I love these guys and have never heard of them until now. They speak so eloquently about mental health. Green flags all around.

@kalebzerger301 2 ай бұрын

The first call was basically the plot of the royal Tenenbaums just slightly less creepy

@aleks-33 2 ай бұрын

JARVIS AND JORDAN ON PERFECT PERSON. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.🎉

@liadematei1833 2 ай бұрын

When getting to know my old coworker, she dropped the bomb that she married her cousin and I was like …. She explained her aunt adopted him when they were 17 and now they’re in their 40s and have 3 children to together. She said her children called them crazy when they found out as tweens😄

@angeb1177 2 ай бұрын

The advice and usual than longer episode has convinced me to subscribe to Sad Boyz

@roj6895 2 ай бұрын

i need them as permanent guests

@InternetsPedestrian 2 ай бұрын

Sad Boyz being relegated to regular chairs, how will they sit in weird positions now

@eriellebc 2 ай бұрын

They guys are awesome!!! Please have them back!

@aidanann3140 2 ай бұрын

1:16:54 the boys are so synchronized and I’m grateful we get to experience their friendship. I’ve always had a really hard time making friends and I’m hoping one day I’ll be at the point where I’ve got the Jarvis to my Jordan

@emmajope 2 ай бұрын

My cousin and her ex husband are step siblings! They started dating in their late teens, and their parents met through them. (My cousin’s dad is divorced from my aunt) My cousin and her (now ex) husband went on to have 5 kids but just got divorced within the past couple of years. I’ve never spoken to her about it bc she’s almost 20yrs older than me:( Their parents are still happily married

@michaelbateman2563 2 ай бұрын

This is a god tier episode. These three are so funny together and the call-ins are so good!!!

@lylivictor 2 ай бұрын

This was the perfect episode omg please sad boyz with miles has to happen at least three times each year

@csanbean 2 ай бұрын

The first story had me dying laughing

@spiercephotography 2 ай бұрын

Holy crap, Mary Kate, Ashley, Pippin, Gandalf, etc. what a nightmare!

@aniyilator Ай бұрын

Bing Bong was such a great storyteller--they ran with all of the bits AND somehow managed to tell a cohesive yet elaborate story 👏 shoutout to Gandalf too for being a chill ass viber

@badgercloudmushroom 2 ай бұрын

A guest who sounds like Chris Hemsworth's lost cousin? A perfect episode indeed.

@adrianpink8144 2 ай бұрын

Been waiting since day 1 for this crossover! 2 favorite pods and 3 favorite boyz. Also lmao at “emotional support cousin” omg

@caseysmith2600 2 ай бұрын

Jarvis constantly referencing Lost and OJ is exactly how my brain works

@just.call.me.kat_ 2 ай бұрын

collab of the year fr

@jaybeeme 2 ай бұрын

"I played pickle ball with some friends." Zach. You played pickle ball with Zach.

@redbeanbun. 2 ай бұрын

this is def an episode i'll rewatch often wow the calls and convos were just 10/10

@NoiseDay 2 ай бұрын

Jarvis losing his childhood possessions is the most depressing thing I've ever heard

@mchammerandnail 2 ай бұрын

I love my anxious kings

@devinevin222 2 ай бұрын

22:28 I JUST ABT LOST IT 😭😭

@catherinecran9329 2 ай бұрын

Having been on a nightmare camping trip myself I feel for BingBong. My (now ex) boyfriend was so drunk he threw up all over a tree right by our tent, dropped our only food in a cooler full of mostly-melted ice so it was soggy and ruined, and would not let me sleep bc he wanted to argue so I had to sleep in my car and I didn’t even finish the rest of the trip. We’d need a cast of several more movies for the rest of the crap that went down but you’re not alone BB!

@libby8920 2 ай бұрын

OMG DREAM GUESTS

@emilylw 2 ай бұрын

all of my podcast worlds have been colliding

@jinkiisms 2 ай бұрын

the gasp i gusp- super excited for this episode :)

@HalicanDrops 2 ай бұрын

I love Jarvis and Jordan! Thank you so much for having them on, I hope they come back again sometime :) Also so wonderful to hear men openly talking about their emotions and therapy.