Ultimate madlad

We all knew it was an S tier the moment he said it.

Lmao

His balls of steel weren’t even warmed up by the fire

@UCrCPhf4_4q9kEhI1tlQO4AQ shut up

fookin HELLLL ROFL

A fucking mad lad

What a fucking legend

Sounds like the story of old Sam McGee

Man I was eating and I almost choked at that part

well it was someones house. Didnt say a human house

Reference?

@@mr.totolose2107 The same article Pewds was looking at

Couldn't stop laughing at that, like hooooow?! Someone probably smashed his head in and had to come up with the greatest lie in history

@@mr.totolose2107 trust me bro

“Death earns big PP”

More like 3000

😂

Imagine dying lmao.

“What the hell is an F tier”

That must be one killer donkey!

"You laugh, you die."

Did you laugh or did you die??

On God bro 😂

Pew 'die' of pie

Nah, it's most likely that he just recorded them and not witness it himself, which is why there's a lot based on his account. I also don't even think he was lying or that the accounts were false, a lot of wacky shit can be done on those ages

I can't handle the fact I'm about to make up... Recording and witnessing aint the same thing. Try handling that.

@@FeetMeToes you good homie?

That one and also the one who i guess you could say… “pear-ished”

Getting outclassed by a donkey eating figs

It was E-tier because it was a gruesome death. S tier was for stupid deaths, E and F tier are for too real or gruesome deaths. Make sense? He wasn't saying that is a dumb way to die.

@@benwells6802 stay mad

@@ok-nt7pv he was explaining not mad lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@@user-rs6cy8rn5f I didn’t ask you

Did he turn himself into a pickle then ?

He probably didn't even mind dying that way😆

... or ever will

@@soumyajitkushari675 god that sounds dark

You are very funny peroson😁

Sir I am making memes, could you check me out

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@@dont9989 okay, i won't. have a good day

So, 4 nickels.

Hmmm

So SuS!

@DON'T be gone bot.

LOL

It seems like diogenes was a troll. I think all of them are made up. Like the onion. And some stupid historian copied the work without checking up on his references.

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@Just Upload mmm

**dies**

“I’m dead 😂”

he could handle the power of the *_BEAN_*

Mr bean was a great guy who would want to walk over him

@ALM [I make good content] ironic

My historical headcanon

@@akish302 it's a bot, don't mind responding to it

lmaoo

Maybe the Philosophers of those times are what they consider as influencers nowadays

Where is he taught in schools? I have a college degree and have never heard of him. So he’s not that well known…

@@AllyInWonderland Herodotus is called the father of history because he’s the leading source of original historical information for Greece, western Egypt and Asia between 550 and 479 BCE. He was the first historian to actually collect and document events. I know this bc we had an entire book named after him in middle school. I guess it has to do with what each country considers necessary to be taught in schools, for example everyone in my country knows him but we probably don’t know about other well-known people that are taught in other countries🤷‍♀️

BASED

I wonder if it smelt like a steak or burned ribs tho

fucking legend

@@sakakaka4064 i dunno how about you try it out

He is soo fcking Legend!! Jokes aside, i wonder how people react to that live while watching the execution. Bless his soul

i'm gonna look up how he died

I just imagine him hiding behind a tree with his quill and parchment ready to go

Basically if you see Diogenes around, then your time has come

@@michaelscott9409 it's like the Jessica Fletcher curse

A fine addition to my collection!

mazi sou!!

Ancient Greece was built different lmao

@The Pat Attack Turkey>>>>Greek

Χαχαχα

@@zaadana5947 ok turk

@Jazz daWiz by old times, he is referring to B.C. and medieval

@@tortipole sheesh that old pewds, damn i also miss him

@F**СК МE - СНЕCK MY РRОFILЕ stop it bot, there are alot of anti jerk boys out here no ones gonna check your profile and search the link.

@DON'T we cant because of how pixelated the words are.

*?!

Rating the dumbest (s) to not so dumb at all (f) "What a dumbass! D-tier!" "Badass.. A-tier!" I'm not sure he knows how tiers and statistic work

@@tilipitappio He's not rating the deaths by how dumb they were. He's rating them based on how cool they were.

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@@greywolf7577 🧛🧙🏂

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I mean it is hilarious.

@@YourLocalCafe hes laughing that he died from laughing and im laughing. we all are laughing

I mean have you ever seen a donkey eating figs.. Funniest shit I've ever seen..

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that’s absolutely horrible 😭😭

omg noo

Pewds needs to see this

Post this on his reddit. It will love it.

S+

Fr

Coincedently, today is the day of Feast of St. Lawrence....

That legit sounds like a monty python sketch

@@dracodawa6870 wtf, it's true

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He killed himself with the best medicine, that's badass

I think I can actually die from laughter. Whenever I laugh too hard, I’ll have a hard time breathing (like, I will be super out of breath and wheezing and it becomes super hard to hard to breathe because I can’t stop laughing). It’s gotten to the point where I’ve physically collapsed on the ground multiples times and one time, my vision blacked out.

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Hold your beer?

‘Hold mine alcoholic beverage’

Not thine

i remember that showing on horrible histories stupid deaths LMFAO

What loll

Human bodies are liars. Sometimes near immortal, sometimes one-hit-KO

Wasn't it a woman?

Flower Boy no, a woman done it and died the first time then he had inspiration and also done it but survived

Never doubted it for a second!

You’re not that guy pal

@Caiden 🫂

"how?" Popeye's voice: "a lil bit of mercury"

I read your comment and he said it lolll

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@@Bonnie-lo3zh I mean reporting is all we can do

@@user-sb5fr2xz7f lol

based Pythagoras

There are 2 bots above me

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These bots goddamn

@TheRealBandito Stylish and sophisticated lol

Yes he is

Umm........2015 called and...

@@MAGGOT_VOMIT your username is so elegant and wonderful, you have such a beautiful way with words, you strike such a magnificent blend of mystery and grace

donkeys are jokes

@@sethseth2534 Turn Turn your your Chinese Chinese translator translator off off. Sorry but you can try to blow me six ways from sunday, but I'm still giving you a speeding ticket. Drive Safe!!

There are no eagles in space. Coincidence?

Goes to space to drop rockets on eagles

I'm sure he has a defense system specifically for that problem

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*goes to space so there will be no birds but his head gets hit by a giant meteorite istead*

He built different

The man is a legend.

Than

Virgin televangelist vs Chad Saint Lawrence

He deserves a *"god tier"*

XD "Diogenes, i'm tellin ya, the Donkey was eating figs."

What a way to go though.

@George V. ΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑαχαχαχαχα

You laugh, you lose

You can swear on the Internet.

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and Ramsay

Hahahaha!! 🤘🤣

I'm going to end up on this list for laughing so fucking hard at this comment. Thank you, sincerily.

@@kapoink835 me too XD

"It's RAW!" - Saint Lawrence after realizing he was not turned over

That sounds so wrong LMFAOOOO😭😭

That's what _she_ said

😂😂

💀

No no, it said I am about to end this man's whole carrier

and then he got turned into a bean. What a life!

me laughing at a person who laughing at felix who laughing at a person who died of laughing

@@juandito2046 me laughing at another person who is laughing at a person who laughing at felix who laughing at a person who died of laughing

@@sheikhrahiqulislamswapnil10 me laughing at a person who laughed at another person who laughed at another person who laughed at Felix who is laughing at a person who died of laughing

The Laughmageddon

@@blueleafy7167 🤣💀 👻

Thats what Joker wanted to be

@ALM [I make good content] he doesn't play fortnite bcoz he isn't gay

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@@vladstefanfieraru3564 My man, if you're gonna spread the word of the greatest being to have ever existed, don't you think he would've appreciated it if you typed all that more coherently? You have spaces between words, but not whole-ass sentences. If God loves me so much, why did he send you to make my eyes burn like Hell?

underrated comment

It's funnier when you realize Hades is awkward, and he'll defunitely be uncomfortable answering Pythagoras' question.

@@Lux_Onyx damn man, you just killed him. Now he'll be in the list

"Imagine"

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Never seen so many bots in one reply before^^

Omg wtf are these bots

Cultured in both anime and KZfaq content I see

Hey Merry, love your stuff!

Just grow hair it's not that hard

Just don't go near eagle's, and you're fine

You better stay away from pet turtles and open spaces

@@quin5549 its actually not too easy 1 a bald person doesn’t really have much hair to save 2 if you want to avoid going bald you have to stop it before its too late i.e use keeps asap when you notice baldness

@@Damond_Warrior I think he was being sarcastic but I never really believed that you could grow your hair back in places that have weakened. Is it possible?

Lmao

Some scientist studying the volcano fishes him out and he goes full pillar man style "it's been 2000 years"

Eventually, he stopped thinking

@@ricecakemadness7578 holy crap😭

Just because you're immortal doesn't mean you're smart

True 😂

Many people would lose their shit burning alive, but this madlad had the dry wit and sense to make one last joke before his life fizzled out.

Must have pissed the crap outta them murderers.

@@41tinman41 Makes sense why the Vikings believed a good death earned you a spot in Valhalla, a.k.a. heaven. Going out like that should certainly guarantee him a spot.

Ancient madlads

Google the blood of st. Lawrence

In Italy his liturgic celebration is on the 10th of August, it's Lorenzo's name-day (Lawrence). Patron of Sri Lanka, Grosseto, Nuremberg, Rotterdam, Tivoli, Rapino, Torre Orsaia and many other places. Co-patron of Rome, Prato and Perugia.

@@irenecarrillo6750 ah non sapevo. Non so molto delle origini di certe festività ma non pensavo fosse riguardo lo stesso Lorenzo

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You’d have to move century to avoid the bullying

i thing he made things up for the views..

@@afrimisina1302 the first clickbaiter in history.

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@@dont9989 I won’t

He threw the pear at his head

He already did?

@@eyey6373 damn I'm late as hell

@@sapnasana6804 I guess

Mysterious new entry in Diogenes' book: Silver Valentine died from a pear stuck on his throat...

That hypothesis seems plausible.

probably arguing with each other saying "you told them THATS how i died?! that's not how i died!!" on some of them lmfao

*laughing at each other :)

"dude you died because you were bald? Lmao"

And then "that was the dumbest way to die bro. You deserve that F tier"

"Yo dude how'd you die?" "I got whacked to death by a duck!" "Well I died after I got my head stuck in a pumpkin!"

Now I see where Dreamworks got the inspiration for that scene in Kung Fu Panda

@@latenightthinker4737 that scene was actually inspired by the legend, though Po had more success than poor Hi ever did. Guess that's why he's the chosen one

at least he tried

i laughed too much reading this, thanks

@@cleensbear that sounds like a problem you can die from that ya know

I died too after watching that movie

Chair covered in human skin ❌ Chair covered in skin of pink tiger✅

I am fuckin cacklin.

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@@dont9989, OK.

Google forgot their slogan because they are one of what they spoke of before.

He’s the king of youtube bruh

@@firmanharqimifitri3866 indeed he is bruh, but he s gay

@@firmanharqimifitri3866 he been and was the king of youtube but Leon Lush is rn. Pewds content went stale but i miss book review. That was pretty good.

@@nrg6245 but like yeh he’s been the og for the most decade

@@firmanharqimifitri3866 been subbed since 2013

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Yep lol

Yes

Kinda like the elder centipede from One Punch Man

@@yuuko6993 ya lol

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@@gabo2434 no

@@gabo2434 no

gay

@@gabo2434 sure ok

According to another source, he died from pear flavored Gfuel