Peyton Manning's a psychic

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My new comedy special #OpenBook will be coming out here shortly.. This story has made it's rounds, but doesn't make it any less hilarious... ridiculous... or impressive.. I hope you laugh a little bit at this. Cheers
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@nicksacco5041 5 жыл бұрын

Because of this, Pat Mcafee is the only known punter in the league

@ponyplayer100 5 жыл бұрын

1000 vids no subs challenge marquett king

@dubay1k934 5 жыл бұрын

matt prater

@Ryguy_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@dubay1k934 Matt prater is a kicker, not punter

@annabrodjian2096 5 жыл бұрын

johnny hekker

@bobafatty111 5 жыл бұрын

@@dubay1k934 you didnt just call the greatest QB in Lions history a punter

@rubeuspotter719 7 жыл бұрын

"That guy's white, he can golf"

@josephball4908 6 жыл бұрын

Gummy Bear literally read your comment as he said it 😂😂

@howardbaxter2514 6 жыл бұрын

Every black person playing golf for the first time and is looking for an instructor say those exact words.

@rjdavis6999 6 жыл бұрын

GREATEST. QUOTE. EVER.

@kvltizt 4 жыл бұрын

I know loads of white guys who can't golf. 😂

@mpnewell10 4 жыл бұрын

@@josephball4908 I can appreciate the nuttiness of that event for sure, not enough likes on this one

@kylewright8512 4 жыл бұрын

According to the police report, McAfee was asked whether he was swimming in the canal and answered, "I am not sure." When he was asked why he was wet, McAfee responded, "It was raining." When he was asked where his shirt was, McAfee said, "In the water." And when he was asked how much he had to drink, McAfee said, "A lot 'cause I'm drunk." What a legend.

@JaxKillsAhri 4 жыл бұрын

If you watched the "Pat McAfee: Uncaged" i think the telling of that story is hilarious. "I SAID A lot because Im STILL drunk."

@garyv2498 3 жыл бұрын

who hasn't gone for a swim when drunk?

@holddatproductions4002 2 жыл бұрын

This is all alleged of course

@goodshipkaraboudjan Жыл бұрын

As an Aussie it's so bizarre the police would even arrest or chat to him. Here they'll just say - get out of the water you drunk dickhead. So you do then go back to the pub.

@omalley2147 Жыл бұрын

Whaaaaaaat

@thatoneguy3849 5 жыл бұрын

I want McAfee as a commentator. Not just NFL, everything

@bobafatty111 5 жыл бұрын

It just happened!

@700Ezalb 5 жыл бұрын

@@bobafatty111 He might be psychic too!

@mrcooterman 4 жыл бұрын

your wish has come true my friend, thursday college football

@M1XEDBAG 4 жыл бұрын

That One Guy he filled in for a WWE commentator once and it was awesome. He brought so much energy and enthusiasm to the product. I immediately missed him when he was gone

@murderinc.hunting7686 6 жыл бұрын

"Jesus himself... Walked inta tha casina!"

@gingycakes7608 5 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine him and romo together? Ones predicts everything and the other brings the entertainment. It would be beautiful

@KG-zp6so 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@aceprolific9381 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck romo

@jacobreed9594 4 жыл бұрын

Toxic_ Vapor_ ahhh a cowboys fan?

@aceprolific9381 4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Reed no it’s just that romo sucks ass

@gingycakes7608 4 жыл бұрын

Toxic_ Vapor_ well that’s just wrong

@GroundCub 4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he didn’t have Peyton around to warn him about Polamalu in the C gap...

@50Moochy 4 жыл бұрын

EAFGroundCub934 😂😂

@huntergilson880 4 жыл бұрын

You mean pomamomalu?

@garbagecanlids 4 жыл бұрын

GroundCub934 yeah man when Polamalu in the C gab that’s when you take a knee

@ethangregorio9823 4 жыл бұрын

The angel of death you mean

@theS4V0Y 4 жыл бұрын

Pa Llama Loo

@winstonsmith11 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. Pat's got some serious chops. This was fantastic. He's such a natural storyteller, with a pretty keen sense for timing and emphasis. He could be putting out Netflix specials. I know I'd watch.

@RagnarokMic 5 жыл бұрын

If you haven't heard his Polamalu story yet, look it up. Pure hilarity. Dude knows himself how to word up good.

@winstonsmith11 5 жыл бұрын

@@RagnarokMic I have, and I agree. Hilarious. Fuckin Palahmaloo, hahaha

@dylankrejci9965 5 жыл бұрын

what the hell is he doing in the C gap???

@Later_Nerd Жыл бұрын

He's sure been killing it with his show. Dude is the future of sports media. A much needed shakeup to the formula.

@ajcerretani 6 жыл бұрын

Can we get rid of Collinsworth or Buck and bring in Pat McAfee?

@jayp7912 6 жыл бұрын

ajcerretani YES!!!

@jimmyywutang832 5 жыл бұрын

Replace buck and we finally get some excitement in the booth at fox for the first time in 20 years

@BillShatner31 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, replace Jason Witten, Buck and Chris are pros compared to Mr. dead-air-n'-stutter lol

@titusfuimaonoteo 5 жыл бұрын

and get rid of aikman too

@156football 5 жыл бұрын

That's.....actually a good idea.

@zensokuracer 6 жыл бұрын

Pat is a national treasure.

@blurbn 4 жыл бұрын

Ah gee, thanks Dude!

@redskinsman10 6 жыл бұрын

Damn. Peyton is smooth af. Also, the best part. "OH MY GOD. JESUS HIMSELF, WALKED INTO THE CASINA" that had me dying.

@Terryshowedup 6 жыл бұрын

Wait.... He's drinking from a whole bottle of wine on stage 😂😂😂

@Terryshowedup 6 жыл бұрын

T. Roll lol yeah that's what brought me to this video

@ShaunHensley 5 жыл бұрын

Like a boss

@thewhat531 5 жыл бұрын

Shaun Hensley my dad was a boss. He drank himself to death when I were young. Boss move!

@DRGONZOO 4 жыл бұрын

boss!

@benp4339 4 жыл бұрын

Lol at first sight I thought was was a big ass beer bottle lol

@happygolucky550 5 жыл бұрын

7:45 just looks like alternate versions of the same guy all throughout the crowd 😂

@Loganbub 4 жыл бұрын

John Reese underrated comment 😂😂

@kanyewestlover9118 4 жыл бұрын

*S H I T*

@jumatron2060 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lewallen86 4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck lol

@katker 4 жыл бұрын

Wttttffff underrated af comment

@kingchuckfinley 6 жыл бұрын

I'm a Steelers fan, but god damn it I need me a McAfee jersey. This guy is the funniest person to ever play the game. A god damn legend.

@outwardpanicjoe8950 6 жыл бұрын

This Is My Boomstick he is also a steeler fan a do believe

@jjkin5211 6 жыл бұрын

Outwardpanicjoe he's from Pittsburg you'd see a lot of Macafee jerseys when the colts played the steelers while he was playing the steelers at Heinz field

@eighteenYearOld 6 жыл бұрын

Outwardpanicjoe He'll always root for the colts but I hear he dries his right foot off with a Steelers jersey.

@adamlewis5700 6 жыл бұрын

He's a yinzer so definitely get his jersey!

@mrbkkt1 6 жыл бұрын

This Is My Boomstick this is what football is missing. The fun people.

@jeffm7007 4 жыл бұрын

So, we all agree that Peyton Manning at a young age discovered he could see several seconds into the future, realized "I could fight crime or I could become a football player and spend my life shredding defenses." and he slammed on the second button without even waiting.

@alexharrislove 5 жыл бұрын

Pat McAfee and Tony Romo working together broadcasting NFL games, that would be magic.

@solventbased3153 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

@zealobiron 4 жыл бұрын

Needs to happen! He cusses too much though for tv

@richis2fast4u 4 жыл бұрын

Nantz is a treasure, he and Romo are gold. McAfee will be great as a color commentator but I have no desire to bust up Nantz and Romo.

@bradleyrounds9148 4 жыл бұрын

@@richis2fast4u nantz graduate of the dick enberg school of useless information

@Justin-bo5pg 4 жыл бұрын

Romo: Watch the slot reciever Pat, if the quarterback touches the left side if his helmet he's going to run a slant, the safety is going to break to the inside and it's going to leave 1 on 1 on the outside and it's going to be a first down easy Quarterback touches his helmet, slot receiver runs the slant, outside reciever runs the post 1 on 1 Quarterback drops the ball over the corner for a gain of 15 Pat: That's amazing Tony, have you ever had an entire Casino bet red 18 and had it hit?

@jwubbz 6 жыл бұрын

He would be hilarious on the joe rogan podcast

@Lon808 6 жыл бұрын

oh fuck yes that would be gold

@gp8229 6 жыл бұрын

JNasty - great call!

@johngonzalez949 6 жыл бұрын

Too bad joe Rogan doesn't know jack shit about football or he would

@Lon808 6 жыл бұрын

he had arian foster on a while back

@bggrissom 6 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan don't know football

@Irresponsiblesociety 7 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@eighteenYearOld 6 жыл бұрын

Darren Cooks Be nice. Hoosiers don't forget and don't forgive buddy.

@john-martin 5 жыл бұрын

when he said that he was basically admitting he did end up in the canal without actually admitting thats what happened all while under the disguise comedy. smart man

@jacobnewsome9529 5 жыл бұрын

I heard it was a sick ostrich

@codybell87 5 жыл бұрын

But even a sick ostrich. It would take, 2 even 3 guys.

@jacobnewsome9529 5 жыл бұрын

it's almost not worth thinkin about

@_Nico_2000_ 5 жыл бұрын

He needs to host the ESPYS.

@blurbn 4 жыл бұрын

Pats too classy to do that!

@curtischase9197 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. McAfee sir. You are an Indiana legend and the hardest hitting punter ever & yes I'm talking about the times you straight waylayed the returner

@Aimia4 5 жыл бұрын

You never heard of Sav Rocca??

@minnesocalgolf7182 5 жыл бұрын

My man drinking wine out the bottle love it lol

@travvypoo 7 жыл бұрын

Laughed my ass off the whole video. Good comedy. Heard Pat on Bob and Tom radio show and never knew an NFL player, especially a lowly punter, could be such a funny guy.

@willmckee1632 7 жыл бұрын

I think Pat is probably the most popular punter. Sadly, he's on the Colts so I can't like him as a punter, but he's damn funny.

@Minecrafttian00 7 жыл бұрын

He retired on Feb 2, 2017.

@donaldwilson3579 7 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@jba0504 7 жыл бұрын

Yes, this guy is funny!!!!

@CSelH 3 жыл бұрын

I live/grew up 15 from French Lick Indiana, that accent is literally spot on.

@kanyewestlover9118 4 жыл бұрын

Took me a second to understand the last punchline. Then I remember that he was found intoxicated in a canal

@realloud999 4 жыл бұрын

You saved me a Google search, thank you! Lol

@AntKart 4 жыл бұрын

@@realloud999 **allegedly

@realloud999 4 жыл бұрын

@@AntKart allegedly indeed

@lukewatson-sharer7035 7 жыл бұрын

Hope he enjoys his new career

@wvufootballify 7 жыл бұрын

Luke Watson-Sharer I'm sure he's been doing this for a while

@williehardiman6766 6 жыл бұрын

He's a comedian that just so happen to be good at punting.

@heirfang2100 4 жыл бұрын

Plottwist: Peyton owns the casino

@soonerintexas.3845 4 жыл бұрын

Lol... it always hits on red 18....

@WalkerA92 5 жыл бұрын

He said he’s never been on tv for football. Well he did a hell of a job with Fox this past sunday!!

@Yune2ofdoom 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved this lol Dunno why people are hating this was some good material

@JoshuaDay0550 6 жыл бұрын

because people are bitter and think its cool to hate shit, but they are really just miserable pieces of shit

@313jb8 6 жыл бұрын

Yune2ofdoom ....4,000 likes and 72 dislikes are pretty good or u talking about the comments. If u are well then fuck them.. Not our fault that they hate there life's

@theleftuprightatsoldierfield 6 жыл бұрын

They didn’t want him to retire from the NFL

@PSonak 5 жыл бұрын

No one's hating, what are you talking about?

@DeepTexas 3 жыл бұрын

I was skeptical. pat has always had good stage presence, but stand-up is another animal. he nailed it.

@madsandmadsand5139 5 жыл бұрын

Best tackler punter in Nfl History!

@tstan9713 5 жыл бұрын

I played roulette with an Asian guy, Alan Iverson and his entourage at Cherokee casino at 3am. He ignored everyone but we both hit 16 and he gave me a little nod

@CSDonohue11 5 жыл бұрын

Travis Stanaway I met Allen Iverson @ Mandalay Bay in Vegas. He was only with his uncle or some ish and a few hookers. Real talk. He was cool. He didn’t have an entourage anymore though. F’n users.

@chadwilson2333 5 жыл бұрын

I live 45 minutes from Harrah's in Cherokee I go about three times a year 😀😀

@dominicbonora6099 4 жыл бұрын

AI has been gambling since his rookie year

@jonforpresident04 4 жыл бұрын

Nice of the Asian guy to nod at you, but what did AI do?

@Steven-mk4gg 4 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest story ever told. It never gets old.

@BrandonReck 5 жыл бұрын

Can I get Pat McAfee to narrate my life?

@dan7586 4 жыл бұрын

YES Please put Pat Mac in the booth!!!!!!

@kristaselene 7 жыл бұрын

Bring this show to the 'Burgh

@ButlerBulldogBill 7 жыл бұрын

Edinburgh or Newburgh?

@kristaselene 7 жыл бұрын

ButlerBulldogBill lol...Pittsburgh

@ButlerBulldogBill 7 жыл бұрын

That's not in Indiana! haha

@tgran1258 6 жыл бұрын

ButlerBulldogBill pat is actually from Pittsburgh so I think he'd be more than happy to make a stop

@ramzishoumali4368 6 жыл бұрын

ButlerBulldogBill Edinburgh lol, what a terrible town

@firemedic2816 7 жыл бұрын

Pat McAfee is a FUNNY FUNNY MAN hope to be able to catch a show some day

@ikynomics 4 жыл бұрын

Why the fck he always included Vinatiery in his every single story lol 😂

@willrich6450 4 жыл бұрын

Rizky Maulana Putra Because he holds his balls.

@tvph 4 жыл бұрын

Tf is that spelling my man

@scottylaub15 3 жыл бұрын

Man heard about this stand-up from his show glad I finally got to see some. He's so talented man what a great guy. Wish you all the best Pat

@tommyharris796 5 жыл бұрын

Bro im a titans fan but absolutely respect you man ur hillarious brother. Keep doing what you do the draft had me crying 🤣🤣

@trentsimmons343 4 жыл бұрын

This guys gunna be remembered for being fucking hilarious and dropping that one guy returning the punt. Solid legacy.

@TentomushiHH 7 жыл бұрын

Pat McAfee is awesome. I will for sure miss him on the field. Entertainment runs through his veins and I will for sure follow his career of the Field.

@chronicautumn45 7 жыл бұрын

i love pat man. taking pulls from the bottle the whole time. lol

@thirddownmentality747 4 жыл бұрын

You are a legend Pat! 😂😂😂

@Jack-si4oi 4 жыл бұрын

There needs to be an nfl game pass version of pat mcafee commentating the game of the week every Sunday.

@n.phenomt.4734 5 жыл бұрын

Damn Pat you killed it broski!! Laughed my fuckin ass off! Hahahaha

@luisavila8342 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao #1 Pat McAfee killing it on the mic! 😂😂

@martinespinoza4730 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this at least a dozen times and just realized Pat is sippin on bottle of wine!! 🤣

@johnmapu4908 4 жыл бұрын

And now you know why I ended yo in that canal!!🤣🤣🤣 gold!!!

@cameronscott4440 3 жыл бұрын

Pat Mcafee is what Brendan Shaub dreams he could be

@overthetoppranks 6 жыл бұрын

I love seeing Pat go off and do his own thing, I knew he was a funny guy but he’s really got a personality and humor he can make a career out of! More than just a football player

@williamlackey123 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard this nearly a dozen times and I still lol at times

@practicepodcast8499 3 жыл бұрын

I love the standup I wish I could see Pat live

@TripleAstyle1 5 жыл бұрын

The most legendary Punter in history. Still a Punter but legendary.

@janmason6056 4 жыл бұрын

TripleAstyle1 A Ray Guy was the best in his time. Look him up

@carsondelph5700 4 жыл бұрын

Jan Mason he said legendary not best

@curtiswilliams824 Жыл бұрын

Should definitely keep doing this 👌 😂😂❤

@rlmendy 5 жыл бұрын

This never gets old.

@scottiejones6768 6 жыл бұрын

This caught me off guard. I had absolutely no clue that you did comedy, man. You fuckin ripped. Cheers to you, Brother.

@BNA_Est.1988 5 жыл бұрын

Wine straight from the bottle 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

@PINQINQ 4 жыл бұрын

Peyton knows how to read a chip table like he reads a defense 😩

@Darkhare33 3 жыл бұрын

As a big comedy fan, Pat is a natural. Great stuff.

@Cmeezy_goated 5 жыл бұрын

Pat is the best😂

@alexperkins2322 6 жыл бұрын

Great shit Pat

@thewateringwiz7118 3 жыл бұрын

God Pat is hilarious but the way he delivered that punchline was next level

@levi1929 5 жыл бұрын

Great bit, good flow, the crowd loved you. I have no clue what “punting” is, but I think your new career will work out. :D

@nwbklr 4 жыл бұрын

When asked how much he had to drink, McAfee responded, “A lot, because I’m druUunk.”

@danejurus69 4 жыл бұрын

This story never gets old!

@garyv2498 3 жыл бұрын

That's a good act... I laughed hard. and I've heard that story before. But the way he told it with the little break jokes, that were funny, made it better.

@RossMalagarie 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is HILARIOUS !!!!!

@bradyngarcia5931 6 жыл бұрын

"Idk if you were invited" 😂

@kyleshapiro5438 6 жыл бұрын

Did no one notice that he's just drinking a full bottle of wine, out of the bottle?? Thats perfect!

@phreak811 5 жыл бұрын

This dude is freaking funny! Found a new commedian I like

@mikeridgland4783 4 жыл бұрын

This is proof that it’s not the story you tell, it’s how you tell the story.

@paulstrzykalski2596 3 жыл бұрын

That may be the greatest story ever and I'm and Eagles fan!

@VinylUnboxings 4 жыл бұрын

What's the story behind the canal? And damn Pat is actually hilarious, pulls off the transition to stand up really well

@OceanMan88 4 жыл бұрын

He got drunk and jumped in the canal 🤣 www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=5706081

@ph-yd3sr 4 жыл бұрын

Pat needs to be on every NFL broadcast... make this happen

@PKG12341 6 жыл бұрын

Pat, hilarious!

@Mighty_Oregon 2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' love you Pat!

@plasticarmour4070 6 жыл бұрын

Just realized that the guy who introduced him is Todd mccomas from his podcast

@ItsCODINATOR 2 жыл бұрын

This was absolutely hilarious man

@t.c.thompson2359 5 жыл бұрын

The first official jersey I buy is either going to be McAfee or Saturday

@shellyvanarsdale4438 7 жыл бұрын

He is very funny and love the bits on Peyton

@Birbdup 6 жыл бұрын

Amazing, absolutely amazing hahahaha

@maxward1777 7 жыл бұрын

PAT UPLOADED

@austinlewis9587 5 жыл бұрын

Peyton manning is a legend

@meedee7527 4 жыл бұрын

Im gonna go ahead and fuckig jump. Best part

@mjjumps 4 жыл бұрын

represent western PA baby

@johndoe6646 3 жыл бұрын

Pat is so high that I had to smoke a joint and re watch it

@xxskabxx 3 жыл бұрын

The animated version of this story is fucking amazing

@ShaunHensley 5 жыл бұрын

White wine from the bottle 😂

@gam3cas135 4 жыл бұрын

Pat McAfee has got to be the best story teller

@ryanyeager3258 5 жыл бұрын

Good one Patrick

@kylebardin4786 6 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely hilarious

@MrColeemon 7 жыл бұрын

he gave up over 5 million dollars to do comedy and retire from the NFL, hope it works out for him.

@brownsfan6447 6 жыл бұрын

Cold Winter I thought he was still in the league. Wow.

@NoctemAeternusMusic 6 жыл бұрын

I mean, it’s not like he needs it

@SteelersLakersFan 6 жыл бұрын

After major surgeries and the knee pain he talks about, not a shock he left

@noahsmith1978 6 жыл бұрын

Cold Winter he retired more so to do with health reasons. he was going on his 3rd or 4th leg surgery i believe and my guess is he still wanted to walk after 65.

@DustierLawery2 6 жыл бұрын

But hey, the man has been a comedian before punting, he loves what he’s doing