Philomena Cunk vs Children

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11 ай бұрын

How do they make chickens into turkeys?
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.

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@A_A_K_123 8 ай бұрын

"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.

@jacknacchan3532 8 ай бұрын

she is a small adult after all, she know things

@solemnwaltz 8 ай бұрын

Are you jokin' me?

@matthewmitchell3457 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.

@AndreaCuchetto 7 ай бұрын

@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.

@elioesposito8370 6 ай бұрын

this killed me 💀

@tiakitair135 5 ай бұрын

Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal

@BaronRodney 3 ай бұрын

More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 ай бұрын

...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂

@thanatonyxmoura 2 ай бұрын

Finally, a worthy opponent!

@SystemUpdate310 2 ай бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 And the choir boy, he also seemed intellectually superior :D

@YouzTube99 2 ай бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 The avian explainer clearly falls into the programme's 'Expert' category.

@drewmckenna7 4 ай бұрын

The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough

@daydays12 3 ай бұрын

Really smart, take no nonsense girl!

@xxjcd702 2 ай бұрын

she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historians and scientists philomena interviews do lol

@oFimdoComeco 2 ай бұрын

That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.

@ebonyblack8109 2 ай бұрын

The way she says it so frankly😂

@331SVTCobra 2 ай бұрын

They may be separate species but they're both in the MAGA party.

@JohnJaneson2449 9 ай бұрын

"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣

@stephenstephen6754 8 ай бұрын

😂

@Nippleless_Cage 6 ай бұрын

The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂

@davebertoletti 5 ай бұрын

“Ok” 😂

@gesxsefsyw3 5 ай бұрын

ひどいな😂

@mikefraser4513 5 ай бұрын

She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements

@blaze4111 6 ай бұрын

"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce" i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD

@gerardjayetileke4373 3 ай бұрын

And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣

@BaronRodney 3 ай бұрын

@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔

@gerardjayetileke4373 3 ай бұрын

@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.

@aamodbk5064 2 ай бұрын

i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man

@Zerobob26 2 ай бұрын

I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.

@carnelianfox5010 7 ай бұрын

“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.

@blopartDGRI 4 ай бұрын

I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')

@larssonk22 4 ай бұрын

@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?

@blopartDGRI 4 ай бұрын

@@larssonk22 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the ! (feat. Spiderman) for some reason)

@waqasahmed939 2 ай бұрын

@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.

@i_draw_whatever18 2 ай бұрын

@@blopartDGRIor Santa is like the main resistance leader and the main story centers around 3 elves hiding out while the grinch has ordered all elves to be sent to concentration camps for forced labor to dig up Cole or something And instead of grinch not allowing presents it’s more like a klaus situation and everyone is constantly fighting and hate each other and that’s how grinch came into power; but Santa started giving presents to children and making them more friendly and grinch HATED that so he banned presents

@Donice09 7 ай бұрын

“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂

@user-fx7ph9eu8z 2 ай бұрын

That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke

@YouzTube99 2 ай бұрын

@Donice09 Cunk may be a Scientologist.

@Earthneedsado-over177 2 ай бұрын

Some children are more adult than some adults.

@princessthyemis 2 ай бұрын

It was actually true in Victorian times. Really sad. They weren't considered what we call children nowadays.

@wowwar9048 2 ай бұрын

Actually adults are more like big children than children are small adults

@marlone3680 2 ай бұрын

Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️

@scottshanahan3827 Ай бұрын

She almost never does that, really took her by surprise. It was so great. Only a kid would do that.

@Rilex037 Ай бұрын

i dont see anything, you are all making stuff up

@spellboundty 10 күн бұрын

@@Rilex037Yep, making it up in their heads.

@AkshayKumarX 5 күн бұрын

Are we watching the same video? She doesn't smile in the slightest...

@scottshanahan3827 5 күн бұрын

@@AkshayKumarX it's the little crack when she says her name.

@foucault8964 7 ай бұрын

“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.

@daydays12 3 ай бұрын

So good.

@chris.hinsley 3 ай бұрын

Noble laureate to be !

@BaronRodney 3 ай бұрын

I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.

@TheDudeSmashTrash 2 ай бұрын

The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students

@dreamer2260 10 күн бұрын

Yeah that was quite touching for some reason actually.

@condemnedpotbelly8491 7 күн бұрын

Yeah. Even his speaking voice sounds musical..

@thesubhumancomedy Күн бұрын

Adult choral students!? That's just strange.

@elonmask50 5 ай бұрын

1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.

@shoelacedonkey 2 ай бұрын

I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).

@JohnPreston888 2 ай бұрын

@@shoelacedonkey 😃

@CaptainTrips560 2 ай бұрын

That was adorable

@stephenreeds3632 2 ай бұрын

She is fantastic. So bright.

@johngilmore697 Ай бұрын

You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

@lamaisontokyo4696 7 ай бұрын

That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌

@daydays12 3 ай бұрын

She outsmarted Cunk for sure.

@johngilmore697 Ай бұрын

You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

@amberinezaki969 Ай бұрын

Cunk was truly 'Cunk'd.'

@benrig89 2 ай бұрын

"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds." "You're joking me." ".....No." Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible

@CBlargh 5 ай бұрын

1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?

@ahillmann 2 ай бұрын

The girl is British.

@pouetpouetdaddy5 2 ай бұрын

internet

@christophermurphy4511 2 ай бұрын

I know! What a little Jedi.

@JohnPreston888 2 ай бұрын

Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.

@christophermurphy4511 2 ай бұрын

@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!

@hollymcnamara7516 2 ай бұрын

I love the choir kid that took her at face value and tried to help her understand in her language lmao

@raz3488 2 ай бұрын

that girl explaning the turkey/chicken had the sensibilities and patience of an adult already

@davidcattin7006 3 ай бұрын

The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.

@AnonyMous-rr4gf 8 ай бұрын

Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool

@mckrakowski5468 5 ай бұрын

These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!

@daydays12 3 ай бұрын

She'll go far

@labibbidabibbadum 2 ай бұрын

The turkey chicken girl will be a QC one day and everybody will be terrified of coming up against her. Her argument was clear and flawless with perfectly understated, rhetorical flourish, and her "no" was resounding and final.

@scott-ish404 3 ай бұрын

"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce." Oh, bless' im!

@radicalradiant Ай бұрын

TFP?

@mmanooshshosean6276 3 ай бұрын

Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂

@elijaprice Ай бұрын

The little girl patiently and earnestly explaining that turkeys and chickens are actually separate birds is really sweet.

@TED.WANTS.TO.LEARN. 2 ай бұрын

"how do you attach the music to the words? in your throat," "we attach the words to the music instead" something poetic about that i cant put my finger on it

@jesserondinelli2086 Ай бұрын

Yes, I was going to say do I just not know about enough about the nature of Catholicism to appreciate the joke here😮

@crinolynneendymion8755 Ай бұрын

@@jesserondinelli2086 Anglican.

@thesubhumancomedy Күн бұрын

It's called lyrics. You can ad music to words, or words to music, it's all the same - The Swedish Academy agree.

@oliviaszulikowska9999 2 ай бұрын

the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god

@googiegress7459 2 ай бұрын

0:35 Love how the little girl is clearly like "ok this adult is an idiot but let's be polite"

@AnonyMous-rr4gf 8 ай бұрын

Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.

@kosatochca 8 ай бұрын

1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult

@acaustic 5 ай бұрын

Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam

@yonatanhoresh2695 2 ай бұрын

@@acaustic Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions

@FahadAyaz 2 ай бұрын

It's just a reverse sigh, guys. Come on!

@Augustine0817 2 ай бұрын

“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣

@somewhatdubiouscontents 17 күн бұрын

I love how both little girls just accepts this as fine

@kseniakostina4855 5 ай бұрын

Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!

@bm230199 2 ай бұрын

When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂

@icreatedanaccountforthis1852 3 ай бұрын

Singing is like puking up beautiful words.

@joshuatxuk 2 ай бұрын

0:50 I can't explain why or provide evidence but I too agree that Santa and Superman have probably met.

@cjantarctica 2 ай бұрын

1:10 doing a mic drop without a mic, truly impressive

@paladeissan 11 ай бұрын

1:04 gold

@hrisikesh 10 ай бұрын

The way she said "No"! It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂

@SquarelyGames 8 ай бұрын

She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise. And of course, awesome mannerisms.

@LM-ch8rh 2 ай бұрын

0:13 girl on the left ain't havin none of it.....

@thebeardedlady76 22 күн бұрын

Ok can we talk about the girl silently stating Philomena down with the side eye? She knows what’s up! 😂

@caloykoy1 2 ай бұрын

0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆

@gnosis8142 2 ай бұрын

And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.

@jamesperkins191 Ай бұрын

Why a child of five can undertand it! Fetch me a child of five, I can't make head ot tail of it!

@eagleteam6 11 ай бұрын

Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.

@davidcom4864 11 ай бұрын

When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah

@seniorbob6639 Ай бұрын

"i think superman and father christmas have met" IM MELTING

@AlexanderosD 2 ай бұрын

This was far more profound than I was expecting.

@davideassis87 29 күн бұрын

Kids nowadays lost all the innocence and magic in their hearts. They don't believe in Justice anymore... they think Batman is not real. 😢

@Laura.D3101 2 ай бұрын

"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?

@Celeste-in-Oz 7 ай бұрын

“But it’s like, nice sick” 😂

@BaronRodney 3 ай бұрын

I..I guess? Lmao

@bemon31416 2 ай бұрын

0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao

@GratefulG 6 ай бұрын

I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤

@FahadAyaz 2 ай бұрын

Who's that? This is Philomena Cunk. She looks a bit like Mandy Carter.

@Christobanistan 2 ай бұрын

1:07 OMG SO CUTE!

@carolhedberg2341 5 ай бұрын

You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!

@LittleGodOfThunder 2 ай бұрын

What brilliant interviews! Love it!

@Heartborne7thSeeker 2 ай бұрын

This is so good and it makes one feel happy as well. Ty for the vid.

@peterpreloznik369 2 ай бұрын

Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.

@tagamag 21 күн бұрын

00:07 the only time when Cunk's "who are you" gets a "who are you" back

@valorreii 14 күн бұрын

The turkey + chicken girl acted like the actual adults do in the show 😭😭

@fase144 2 ай бұрын

the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact

@YearoftheWoodDRAGON 4 ай бұрын

This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!

@vicsaul5459 3 ай бұрын

So Santa is real and he mostly shoplifts ! ❤😊

@alanhughes5868 5 ай бұрын

Why did I find this channel just yesterday? Now i have a dilemma, go to a wedding or binge watch? What to do, what to do?

@aiai-j7i 5 ай бұрын

Wedding first, get drunk, dance, get laid, then binge watch!

@Andrea_404 Ай бұрын

Weddings are overrated, binge watch! (Again, since you probably done that already)

@thegreathadoken6808 6 ай бұрын

Covering the issues that matter.

@aliasgur3342 13 күн бұрын

The Turkey/Chicken girl articulates with her hands in a way where it's obvious she'll end up being an accomplished public speaker.

@Magnus-ml6el Ай бұрын

The kid who said chickens and turkeys are separate birds, is going to be very successful in life.

@chicojcf 2 ай бұрын

Great answers from ALL the kids!

@jean-lucpicard5510 2 ай бұрын

Can't get over how sweet the first kid is.

@robst247 3 ай бұрын

Cunk punching above her weight here.

@mattcoyte Ай бұрын

"Kind of, I guess" was the only answer, well done.

@PhilMoskowitz 2 ай бұрын

1:12 - Philomena: "Okay smarty pants then tell me how do they get the yolk into the egg".

@Egill2011 6 күн бұрын

Philomena has some unique vision. Nobody else can ask such profoundly meaningful and unexpected question. I wish she were real (like Father Christmas or Batman).

@LoveEarthHereAndNow Ай бұрын

this is such a #BEAUTHIFUL VIDEO !!! ✨✨✨

@Mr.1.i 3 ай бұрын

I think superman and father xmas have met😂😂😂

@AUniqueHandleName444 2 ай бұрын

I mean they're both flyin around up there, right?

@Mr.1.i 2 ай бұрын

@@AUniqueHandleName444 that was his conclusion

@Pablo2995 2 ай бұрын

Makes sense, if Father Christmas lives somewhere in the North Pole, then Superman's Fortress of Solitude shouldn't be that far away 😆

@Mr.1.i 2 ай бұрын

@@Pablo2995 do you reckon superman gets father xmas as a bit of back up in a neighbourly dispute

@Pablo2995 2 ай бұрын

@@Mr.1.i Come think about it, I don't think they have many other neighbours, but I can totally see that happening haha

@PozoBlue 2 ай бұрын

That girl explaining chicken and turkeys are two separate birds is going to fill in for Sir David Attenborough at some point narrating nature documentaries in her serious, deadpan manner 😂 I can just see it.... ''When the camera cut out, the lion...ate the little zebra'' *self evident hand gesture*

@hinoron6528 2 ай бұрын

These British children have more composure and speak better than 80% of American adults. T_T Confident speakers too!

@pixpusha 12 күн бұрын

1:19 Honestly, that music question, I've also asked. No one has been able to explain it satisfactorily until this video.

@krich451 2 ай бұрын

Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.

@PontiacS. Ай бұрын

I Love Philomena and these Kids are Adorable.

@notsoanonymous5786 3 күн бұрын

tbh she's interviewing children is more fun to watch than when she's with adults ngl😂

@WJen8 3 ай бұрын

The girl who has to explain the birds: Oh... oh no... she doesn't know...

@alabrrmrbmmr 2 ай бұрын

I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"

@alabrrmrbmmr 2 ай бұрын

On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.

@IsThisHandleTaken 5 күн бұрын

I bet the last boy at the end has one of those ridiculously angelic singing voices

@zephyrjet122 4 күн бұрын

How do her convos get even better with tiny ah-doolts ? 😂 👏🏻

@ab524 Ай бұрын

Oh this needs to be a series on its own.

@quickstep2408 2 ай бұрын

all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.

@VIpanfried 2 ай бұрын

This is highly informative

@top3unknown982 2 ай бұрын

i just love philomena, i will never be bored with her

@BreezeTalk 2 ай бұрын

I really love her show

@DeAlpineBro 3 күн бұрын

This is GREAT!!!

@IvyDistortion 2 ай бұрын

PUMP UP THE JAM

@jamesperkins191 Ай бұрын

The national anthem of Canada

@Halo_Legend 5 күн бұрын

I thought she answered "don't know either" instead of "Philomena". That would have been hillarious.

@OceanHedgehog 2 ай бұрын

0:35 "....m'kay."

@EpicBlooFox Ай бұрын

Grateful that this wasn't titled how her sketches normally are

@ragcat3732 2 ай бұрын

Finally, an interesting battle.

@the1972bulldog 5 ай бұрын

I think I just fell in Love with Philomena. Absolutely Beautiful and Brilliant 👏🏻

@benimaruu 14 күн бұрын

Let’s be honest, kids are like Cunk’s arch-nemesis

@justagalwhocomments 13 күн бұрын

Lmao all the kids were polite asf 😂❤

@TheCircusChannel Ай бұрын

"Batman is not real its just a man called Bruce" 🤣😂

@itsjkforreal 2 ай бұрын

At last! The Real Explanation! "Adults lose the ability to see Father Christmas". 00:25 the little girl going with it :-D :-D and then the two boys w their solemn and excellent opinions. A side of Cunk i've never seen.