Where did you get these cleaner objections

thats just a bad argument man THERE SOUP ITS A CATOGORY ON ITS OWN

soup is only a drink if its a broth. If something is in it that is not smooth, it becomes a soup and therefore a food.

Soup is a combination of foods put into a bowl with liquid making it it’s own unique state of matter

@@dudebro3846 Not a unique state of matter, just more like a unique substance in the same way that hair is solid, but flows like a liquid.

Hahaahhahaha !! 😂🤣

When you unlock soup in civ 6

I remember you, didn’t you upload Hellsing anime clips?

-Socrates,The Art of War

I drink soup with rice ;-;

Speaking of teachers, maybe you should've listened to yours; that's not how you use a colon.

@@WhoThisMonkey you do know it's supposed to be a joke right?

British Wrath so you haven’t seen a meme before?

@@WhoThisMonkey Generally in script writing the colon is used between the tag detailing who is acting and the contents of the action. This is not standard english but and accepted variation.

Pretty much the only thing im passionate about

Bro after 1 year I’m the first to comment on this comment, Also 117 likes? Master chief?

I would do that

​@@TheoneGuyYT *Finish the fight.*

Better drink some soup then and rehydrate. xD

No but literally I have a friend who drinks mayo as well 😭

exactly I thought the same thing

You mean boba soup?

Well boba is just an abomination

@@HauntFreak13 you have awaken the twoset community...

That’s just a drink with food in it…

Instant psychic damage

A true chaotic evil

Hijikata from Gintama

Babish when he made that one Spongebob dish.

@@almosthumanjessi9799 Timestamp?

You just describe arguments

I wish I could like this a hundred times.

My parents in a nutshell

ikr lol

And that's what we call politics. 😂

Especially to whatever the fuck the tarzan argument in t&t was aupposed to be

HOL' UP!!!

It is

....well technically-

Bleach is not a drink, it is supposed to be a washing stuff and cannot be consumed. It wasnt meant to be in the Water Pyramid. But it could be held in a cup. Like drinks do.

Indeed.

What about the third person?

@@WhyRYouHere The third smartest one that wasn't prepared for that amount of intellectual debate

I'm usually part of it, I'll be honest because I'm not proud of it. XD

They're not that smart if they forgot ice melts :'[

and both the students know theyre right but one of them isnt right but theyre right about something else crucial that could lead them to the right answer but they made an error in their calculations and so neither of them is actually right because one is missing the pre-right answer and the other is missing the right answer and so the only way for the universe to know the right answer is for them to join forces and share information but that will never happen because they are having an argument

@@CitrikkAcid Truly, the most anime judge of them all Edit: Not fixing the judge thing. I said something dumb and I want people to LAUGH AT IT.

@@CitrikkAcid Yes. I have no idea why I said judge LOL

That's why people are just taking these from chatrooms and adapting them to Ace Attorney

Facts

why i feel like this is a stolen comment?

can we have rough play in this game?

Star Platinum what are you doing?

it's going nowhere, and it's getting there fast.

300th like Also: Every argument I have with adults is a combination of “If I say something rude they’ll get mad at me” and “THEYRE WRONG THO” so I end up in this

Hey guys How many holes does a straw have

@@WeaponizedGoochsweat an infinite number stacked on top of each other.

@@WeaponizedGoochsweat None!

Yeah to be honest every time he said cowards it made me feel like he was just saying it because he knew he was wrong

@@radiozeke8507 he wasn't wrong, it's just the stores and restaurants have their own opinions about if soup is a food or drink. which isn't always the RIGHT THING! *ObJeCtion!*

random Ørångė OBJECTION! HE ALSO USES IT FOR THE GROCERY STORE! HE IS JUST BLURTING COWARD OUT TO COVER HIS TRACKS OF BEING EVIL THINKING THAT STEW IS A DRINK!

@@radiozeke8507 HOLD IT!! HE CLEARLY STATES THAT HE SAID THAT BECAUSE THE STATUS QUO HAS NOT YET BEEN CHANGED, NOT BECAUSE HE HAD NO RUBUTTAL

This isn't how colons are supposed to be used.

he wasnt even there for half the video

Where is the judge?

@@cubimon8219 the judge is not there because soup and stew are obviously poop

Edgeworth is a mood.

I'm you're 1 k like yaya..

Isn't that just V8

It really sounds like something Phoenix would say as well

@@chrispychiptune6573 It def sounds like canon Phoenix dialogue xD

Why is it a gravy boat if there’s gravy in it. Its not floating on liquid it’s filled with it and boats aren’t filled with liquid.

@@ryanjenkins5450 OBJECTION. A gravy boat is considered a boat by its SHAPE, NOT what side the fluid is on!

666 likes, oh shit

This fits their personalities more than most objection.lol stuff that it scares me

i would commit murder to have a trial where everybody gets completely sidetracked

I havent played the games and i just feel in my bones that its accurate

@@jayjaygolden5123 why not give it a go? The story is great, the characters are great, and the game play is great. Coming from a guy who hates point and clicks

@@donovanbrice5258 time (busy doing 3d art) and i dont got a ds

Or boba tea

haha im 69th number haha funny number

My brain when it thinks two answers are right

@@t54x30 two answers are "Wright"

LMAO

Same

I nearly died to that line, holy shit...

@@Indomavel2112 same

She's clearly friends with Hijikata.

I lick mayo off the knife when I'm done spreading it

I have actually done that. Back in middle school I had a weird mayo and ranch phase were I was obsessed and would drink both on a regular basis. I once drank 3 packets of mayo at lunch and it tasted good to me. Now I just cringe at the thought.

The Judge didn't show up once in the video because he was too busy calling the local table repair-men.

LMFAO 💀😂

*O B J E C T I O N !*

Alex Bat *BAM*

it can basically qualify as a fucking srpelo video

This was us arguing about Boneless Pizza back on those Middle School days man, shit was funny, we got nowhere and even got the teacher involved. It was so funny man.

My friends argued about stuff like this in high school.

Back then in elementary I didn’t have a sharpener so I used paper to try to sharpen the pencil my seatmate that also didn’t have a sharper ne also did the same as me and then it spreader around and they started to argue whether to use a sharpener or not ;-;

@@rainnyuii How can you do that? The paper is not damaged?

László István Fekete I like shade the paper

@@JimmehRulez yeah, that's my name

Next week: "Are pancakes the REAL hero of Persona 5? Find out!"

Michael Edmunds Next next week: “Has a door really reincarnated into a psychopath?”

Monokuma Stew

@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them DESPPPAAIIRRR

Fav gag

Y E S

I love swallowing ice cubes but sometimes they get hitched a little bit on the way down and it hurts like hell.

she justs say that confidently and smiling

I straight up bite in them.

This is the worst take yet

​@@helencashwes accept it. this is the one true definition

What if it’s soup that enters your body?

*stew

*slams fist on the table 3 times in utter defeat*

Just don't drink it. Stew isn't a drink. Neither is despair.

@@MKDumas1981 Nagito: Whaaa?!-

*junko is typing*

Edgeworth is the next remnant

@@MKDumas1981 New debate: is despair a drink?

“Imma just go. I need more coffee.”

The Judge left like thirty seconds into the video. The first zoom-out we get with the Gallery being silent shows that there's no Judge at the podium.

@@bethello1286 Hold up, do you drink or eat coffee

@@fine1298 Obviously you drink it. Of your coffee is thick.... You should probably check the date on it

.___.

Well to be fair, I'm pretty sure the majority consensus on chugging mayo jars is a resounding NO.

Mayo is a drink 💀

@@derpy7749 its an instrument, tf.

doesn't that mean the Ad Edgeworth has nightmares about shouldn't be counted either?

"Then why do restaurants have the soup on the food menu and not at the drinks?" "Because restaurants are COWARDS!" "Ok so why do supermarkets not have soup in the drink section?" "Because supermarkets are COWARDS!"

gee I wonder why lol

Where can I join said servers And do they drink soup?

yup

I started debates about egg cups once, fun times

Aii iiA id join 👁...

You clearly have no idea when a colon can be used.

British Wrath imagine being as sad as you in life

Cereal is soup

@@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 Imagine being as brain dead as you.

British Wrath : Sure : do : love : being : brain : dead : and : bastardizing : language :

???

Boba tea has a chunks you cant swallow, just like stew nor ice water stew = drink

@@jellomaster5629 OBJECTION! YOU CAN SWALLOW ANY CHUNKS OF FOOD IN SOUP IF THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH!

@@Limedisease or even big chunks if you are talented enough

@@necrobynerton7384 😏

Yes, yes you did

I did, too, and im not proud of it

Nice

@@DTBootlegs lmao

I did and let me tell you I need more

And than on the other hand there's so many WTF where'd that conclusion come from moments.

There are also so many liquid arguments in the video it doesn't scare me.

Same

no there not

obbbbbbbbguckingjection

I'd consider stew is more like a smoothie?

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 smoothies are drinks so by that logic then stews are also a drinks

@@meepmeep1242 true but what type of drink would soup be?

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a yummy one

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a soup kind

Lmfao Techno about to preach these teachings

*preciously yeets soup at orphans with the intent to farm*

Art of Water

@@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 *Proceeds the plant orphans on the ground and water them*

@@The_Wallflower *proceeds to grow potato and chicken soup with them* (so, a plant with a bowl of soup sprouting from it)

Yes.

Yes. Yes you did, and so did I.

No one's right in such subject. It's unbelievably controversial and completely dumb. No one is neither right nor wrong.

@@Solotocius Of course there is right and wrong! Words have definitiins. There is always a correct answer.

@@Katt1n Yes but in this scenario it's so varying that the truth is almost non-existent. Otherwise you're right.

@@Solotocius OBJECTION!You said it was _almost_ Nonexistent, therefore it does exist!

Notopian Interbinlandican you just wanna say its totally irrelevant dont you

"ice kink", i rest my case-

@Obi-Two Yes.

Wait. You're telling me humans don't do that?

I eat ice

You can't use a colon there, a semi colon works though; you will need to lengthen the "I was expecting" part by a few words.

@@WhoThisMonkey sorry, english is not my first language. I'm going to correct it.

@@ponponpompon thanks :)

@@ponponpompon i don't know really

boneless pizza maybe he just wants to help those who get t here things wrong, i dunno

Because this was an actual conversation

Read the description...

@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 Yeah nah but actual conversation doesnt always equal making sense. Some arguments about this topic can be just one guy taking logic from up his bumhole with the straight man trying his best to ground the conversation into reality. And the comedic value'd come from there. But in this video, the comedic value comes from the Phoenix Wright-ification of an argument that makes sense

so would their arguments be a drink

@@anonymousanonymous8216 No, we consume media so it'd be a soup.

soup is supposed to be a complete and balanced meal, case closed.

If you are thirsty does soup satisfy your needs of water? No because its a food not a drink.

i once drank a soup now i have 14 mental illnesses

@@Tokehyo salt water: looks away nervously

@@Tokehyo Actually... Yeah, it does satisfy both my thirst and hunger... May not be the sweetest drink, but fuck yeah it does. On the other hand, I could tell ya about a few drinks that would satisfy me less in that regard, such as some alcoholic beverages, and some sodas.

Why are you wasting your time debating semantics

@@vithor592 why the hell not?

Inform him the truth that drinks are food

Soups. Are. Drinks.

@@gary9827 It is neither. You can't call it a soup if it is just the broth or the chunks. You can't drink the chunks or eat the broth making it neither. Although it is technically a food because you still need to eat it first but it needs a liquid you can drink to call it a soup, the basic mixture and properties of a soup make it neither a drink or a food apart. That's why it's called a fucking soup.

OBJEKSHUN

Why is this true??🤣🤣😂😂

it absolutely is

Chugging Mayo is definitely somebodies fetish.

that part made me laugh harder than i'd like to admit

Is ur "friend" Hijikata from Gintama?

666th like

ikr

Mayo go down the wrong pipe?

When I originally read it, I thought it was gonna be sexual as shit.

OBJECTION!....... I object for no reason (DAMN THAT WAS SATISFYING)

I felt that to my soul

@@thebonbonshow7426 HOLD IT I Also Want To Do That

that happened to me once

Let’s start an ace attorney court battle with this

What. The. Fuck. Who tf drinks gravy?

This man terrifies me

I don’t know if this is American gravy you’re talking about, but gravy from most anywhere else is delicious to drink. It’s like a nice warming soup, with hints of meat and vegetable in each gulp.

DragonFang 409 i don’t know what to say. my mind is drawing a blank are.. are you ok..? d-do you need help?? i can’t contact my therapist if you need..

Psychopaths

@Melih Emre Ün TRUE

Me

Madlads

I have water melon to quench my thirst... Is watermelon a drink? Its 92% water

Same here.

w ha t

Because it's accurate to the game

Because some parts of the game are also stupid. For example, Phoenix litteraly called a parrot to testify in a court.

It’s funny to see the characters say them

Because after a parrot testifies in court, a giant red tiger convinced everyone he’s Phoenix, an updated autopsy report, scanning the emotions of the defendants, and multiple uses of spirit channeling, absurdist debates are just to be expected from the series.

Because when you’re having a stupid argument you sound like a character in ace attorney anyway, also I think the nature of the stupid argument being played out in a courtroom setting gives it legitimacy it did not earn lol

EXTRA THICC

It's a tasty drink

Me

Me. Whenever I'm sick my dad tells me to put my tomato soup in a mug and drink it, that way all the heat and steam and stuff will go into my nose and feel less stuffy.

I’m gonna drink Campbell’s

The same guy who is AT soup

Objection! Tomato juice is not tomato soup! Tomato soup has added flavors (commonly herbs) and is cooked instead of merely pasteurized Which has nothing to do with whether or not tomato soup is a drink, but it is not the same as tomato juice

@@littlefishbigmountain *hold it!* Even if tomato juice isn't tomato soup, tomato soup is still tomato juice!

skile Tomato juice may be the main ingredient of tomato soup, but that doesn’t make tomato soup tomato juice. Find someone who asks for tomato juice and give them some tomato soup. Just _see_ what happens!

@@littlefishbigmountain Nothing. Nobody care.

skile Please explain to me why exactly tomato soup should be classified as a subset of tomato juice

I swallow those icy cubes and choke and cry like a baby