Fyi in case this isnt obvious (??) This was just a chat with me and some peeps in discord. If you're wondering, I was phoenix
@user-jd4eb6xl7y4 жыл бұрын
Where did you get these cleaner objections
@Nachotaco40054 жыл бұрын
thats just a bad argument man THERE SOUP ITS A CATOGORY ON ITS OWN
@N0GG1N3 жыл бұрын
soup is only a drink if its a broth. If something is in it that is not smooth, it becomes a soup and therefore a food.
@dudebro38463 жыл бұрын
Soup is a combination of foods put into a bowl with liquid making it it’s own unique state of matter
@N0GG1N3 жыл бұрын
@@dudebro3846 Not a unique state of matter, just more like a unique substance in the same way that hair is solid, but flows like a liquid.
@KaNoMikoProductions3 жыл бұрын
"Soup, however, is a solitary experience" - Socrates
@TheLugdunum693 жыл бұрын
Hahaahhahaha !! 😂🤣
@calvinstark3383 жыл бұрын
When you unlock soup in civ 6
@Stryfe523 жыл бұрын
I remember you, didn’t you upload Hellsing anime clips?
@GastevAleksei3 жыл бұрын
-Socrates,The Art of War
@ActualTrash83 жыл бұрын
I drink soup with rice ;-;
@SkimBee4 жыл бұрын
Teachers: you will be having a debate in class The class:
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of teachers, maybe you should've listened to yours; that's not how you use a colon.
@KRKAB4 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey you do know it's supposed to be a joke right?
@rattylad15874 жыл бұрын
British Wrath so you haven’t seen a meme before?
@jamesarmstrongiv82794 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey Generally in script writing the colon is used between the tag detailing who is acting and the contents of the action. This is not standard english but and accepted variation.
@catgrumpy70604 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the only thing im passionate about
@rumplestiltskins75902 жыл бұрын
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” Im gonna get dehydrated with how much I’ve been crying
@TheoneGuyYT Жыл бұрын
Bro after 1 year I’m the first to comment on this comment, Also 117 likes? Master chief?
@iwillbaldyou Жыл бұрын
I would do that
@CamoFlash7_ Жыл бұрын
@@TheoneGuyYT *Finish the fight.*
@cmauthor9 ай бұрын
Better drink some soup then and rehydrate. xD
@Froggycolouring8 ай бұрын
No but literally I have a friend who drinks mayo as well 😭
@kinkanalchemist2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe nobody brought up boba tea, a drink that has chunks that you need to chew in it
@Chomp_Fllangin Жыл бұрын
exactly I thought the same thing
@fsfs2778 Жыл бұрын
You mean boba soup?
@HauntFreak13 Жыл бұрын
Well boba is just an abomination
@johnwilsocastanieto4165 Жыл бұрын
@@HauntFreak13 you have awaken the twoset community...
@leftnao5 ай бұрын
That’s just a drink with food in it…
@signuprediction24294 жыл бұрын
"Ok tell that to my friend who chugged mayo"
@almosthumanjessi97994 жыл бұрын
Instant psychic damage
@yeetinoofer26054 жыл бұрын
A true chaotic evil
@xxman3214 жыл бұрын
Hijikata from Gintama
@Nope-en9bo4 жыл бұрын
Babish when he made that one Spongebob dish.
@monke33874 жыл бұрын
@@almosthumanjessi9799 Timestamp?
@fawfulbenivictor55564 жыл бұрын
It's so weird how this can be moving along at an alarming rate and yet going nowhere all at the same time
@Elliyan44 жыл бұрын
You just describe arguments
@danieldavid37664 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this a hundred times.
@zyonreq4 жыл бұрын
My parents in a nutshell
@pacifistminigun39874 жыл бұрын
ikr lol
@bluebeka24584 жыл бұрын
And that's what we call politics. 😂
@decalcomanie1233 жыл бұрын
"w ha t" is the most appropriate response to any of Phoenix's arguments
@NPC.error4042 ай бұрын
Especially to whatever the fuck the tarzan argument in t&t was aupposed to be
@Jethrotex3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this taught me bleach must be a drink too
@A_xothermic3 жыл бұрын
HOL' UP!!!
@Drwhispin2 жыл бұрын
It is
@NotAN00b123MSP2 жыл бұрын
....well technically-
@microphon15492 жыл бұрын
Bleach is not a drink, it is supposed to be a washing stuff and cannot be consumed. It wasnt meant to be in the Water Pyramid. But it could be held in a cup. Like drinks do.
@bluehoodieproductions16342 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@bophi_true4 жыл бұрын
When the two of the smartest students are having a casual argument. *C A S U A L A R G U M E N T*
@WhyRYouHere4 жыл бұрын
What about the third person?
@ScootyPuffJrSux4 жыл бұрын
@@WhyRYouHere The third smartest one that wasn't prepared for that amount of intellectual debate
@mintykarma3364 жыл бұрын
I'm usually part of it, I'll be honest because I'm not proud of it. XD
@ladygremlin82874 жыл бұрын
They're not that smart if they forgot ice melts :'[
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
and both the students know theyre right but one of them isnt right but theyre right about something else crucial that could lead them to the right answer but they made an error in their calculations and so neither of them is actually right because one is missing the pre-right answer and the other is missing the right answer and so the only way for the universe to know the right answer is for them to join forces and share information but that will never happen because they are having an argument
@risdio514 жыл бұрын
"i swallow the ice cubes whole and cry" that is so in character for von Karma that it hurts
@Concerned_Custodian3 жыл бұрын
@@CitrikkAcid Truly, the most anime judge of them all Edit: Not fixing the judge thing. I said something dumb and I want people to LAUGH AT IT.
@Concerned_Custodian3 жыл бұрын
@@CitrikkAcid Yes. I have no idea why I said judge LOL
@Mi1k_Bread182 жыл бұрын
“I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry” WTF HAHAHAH IM DYING
@goof2502 жыл бұрын
2:59 "CAMPBELLS CAN GO DROWN IN CRANBERRIES LIKE IN THAT ONE AD I ALWAYS GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT" omg help I'm dying-
@tatermaniac93194 жыл бұрын
arguments are at least 100x more interesting in the form of an ace attorney trial
@e.r.i.n_4 жыл бұрын
That's why people are just taking these from chatrooms and adapting them to Ace Attorney
@plant_kirb38754 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Spacebugg4 жыл бұрын
why i feel like this is a stolen comment?
@dpadderz86714 жыл бұрын
can we have rough play in this game?
@suitedgamer96074 жыл бұрын
Star Platinum what are you doing?
@MusiMaThetra3 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger's Conversation: The conversation is progressing but simultaneously going nowhere
@kirbomatic15733 жыл бұрын
it's going nowhere, and it's getting there fast.
@therealbeanbot3 жыл бұрын
300th like Also: Every argument I have with adults is a combination of “If I say something rude they’ll get mad at me” and “THEYRE WRONG THO” so I end up in this
@WeaponizedGoochsweat3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys How many holes does a straw have
@kirbomatic15733 жыл бұрын
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat an infinite number stacked on top of each other.
@bva03 жыл бұрын
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat None!
@SquirtleHK2 жыл бұрын
2:28 "SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH"🤣🤣🤣 Such an amazing quote!
@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 Жыл бұрын
Gentlemen: Counterargument for defense: Coffee is just bean soup
@That_iz_keeg4 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: at restaurants soup is labeled as food Pheonix: hmmm tastes like cowards
@radiozeke85074 жыл бұрын
Yeah to be honest every time he said cowards it made me feel like he was just saying it because he knew he was wrong
@randomorange68074 жыл бұрын
@@radiozeke8507 he wasn't wrong, it's just the stores and restaurants have their own opinions about if soup is a food or drink. which isn't always the RIGHT THING! *ObJeCtion!*
@radiozeke85074 жыл бұрын
random Ørångė OBJECTION! HE ALSO USES IT FOR THE GROCERY STORE! HE IS JUST BLURTING COWARD OUT TO COVER HIS TRACKS OF BEING EVIL THINKING THAT STEW IS A DRINK!
@BrazenBro4 жыл бұрын
@@radiozeke8507 HOLD IT!! HE CLEARLY STATES THAT HE SAID THAT BECAUSE THE STATUS QUO HAS NOT YET BEEN CHANGED, NOT BECAUSE HE HAD NO RUBUTTAL
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
This isn't how colons are supposed to be used.
@dinkleberry43644 жыл бұрын
They're arguing while Edgeworth is just having an existential crisis in the corner.
@infinitespaceboi65174 жыл бұрын
he wasnt even there for half the video
@cubimon82194 жыл бұрын
Where is the judge?
@quietc0smos4 жыл бұрын
@@cubimon8219 the judge is not there because soup and stew are obviously poop
@Jelli_Kube4 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth is a mood.
@JohnSmith311914 жыл бұрын
I'm you're 1 k like yaya..
@anijammer53732 жыл бұрын
Phoenix is the kind of guy to put cambell's tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket just to prove a point
@KaitouKaiju6 ай бұрын
Isn't that just V8
@moustachio3342 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have gravy on its own” *breathes in southern*
@neocraftz15533 жыл бұрын
"...but whatever floats your boat" "heh. like a gravy boat" "w h a t" probably my favorite exchange
@chrispychiptune65733 жыл бұрын
It really sounds like something Phoenix would say as well
@l.n.33723 жыл бұрын
@@chrispychiptune6573 It def sounds like canon Phoenix dialogue xD
@ryanjenkins54503 жыл бұрын
Why is it a gravy boat if there’s gravy in it. Its not floating on liquid it’s filled with it and boats aren’t filled with liquid.
@ForzaMonkey3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjenkins5450 OBJECTION. A gravy boat is considered a boat by its SHAPE, NOT what side the fluid is on!
@IM_AKM_3 жыл бұрын
666 likes, oh shit
@menheralad3 жыл бұрын
it’s so accurate to the game where they just get completely sidetracked
@RGBFurry3 жыл бұрын
This fits their personalities more than most objection.lol stuff that it scares me
@nix.i3 жыл бұрын
i would commit murder to have a trial where everybody gets completely sidetracked
@jayjaygolden51233 жыл бұрын
I havent played the games and i just feel in my bones that its accurate
@donovanbrice52583 жыл бұрын
@@jayjaygolden5123 why not give it a go? The story is great, the characters are great, and the game play is great. Coming from a guy who hates point and clicks
@jayjaygolden51233 жыл бұрын
@@donovanbrice5258 time (busy doing 3d art) and i dont got a ds
@lDontExist2 жыл бұрын
Miles:soup is not a drink because it has chunks in it Ice water:I’m about to end this mans whole carrer
@caroldefender41449 ай бұрын
Or boba tea
@Gamerboi72602 жыл бұрын
"Campbell's can go down in cranberries like in that one and I always have nightmares about" - Edgeworth why did I laugh so hard at that 3:00
@randomloser52714 жыл бұрын
nobody: my last three brain cells during a test:
@microwave13033 жыл бұрын
haha im 69th number haha funny number
@t54x303 жыл бұрын
My brain when it thinks two answers are right
@spectervhh3 жыл бұрын
@@t54x30 two answers are "Wright"
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind65743 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@antianimepolice15153 жыл бұрын
Same
@saiksthefox35443 жыл бұрын
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” wHAT
@Indomavel21123 жыл бұрын
I nearly died to that line, holy shit...
@saiksthefox35443 жыл бұрын
@@Indomavel2112 same
@Mernom3 жыл бұрын
She's clearly friends with Hijikata.
@CosmaPaulaton3 жыл бұрын
I lick mayo off the knife when I'm done spreading it
@Icelyn3 жыл бұрын
I have actually done that. Back in middle school I had a weird mayo and ranch phase were I was obsessed and would drink both on a regular basis. I once drank 3 packets of mayo at lunch and it tasted good to me. Now I just cringe at the thought.
@Asianandproudtobe2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact in Korea they sell a drink called „Sikhye“ which is a rice drink . Also smoothies ? You can put carrots, spinach and other vegetables in it, blend it with a liquid and then it’s a drink . What makes it different from soup?
@henrlima872 жыл бұрын
Soup is not a drink. And yet you can drink it. *paradox intensifies*
@sirteddyIII4 жыл бұрын
The amount of table abuse in this video is incredible.
@Infinite_Archive4 жыл бұрын
The Judge didn't show up once in the video because he was too busy calling the local table repair-men.
@nerogrove64914 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 💀😂
@alexbat93374 жыл бұрын
*O B J E C T I O N !*
@TC7-Thecomplex74 жыл бұрын
Alex Bat *BAM*
@mikeytrains14 жыл бұрын
it can basically qualify as a fucking srpelo video
@miles71134 жыл бұрын
This is like 3 middle schoolers arguing over the dumbest thing they can argue about
@hakushism4 жыл бұрын
This was us arguing about Boneless Pizza back on those Middle School days man, shit was funny, we got nowhere and even got the teacher involved. It was so funny man.
@patrickdolan64 жыл бұрын
My friends argued about stuff like this in high school.
@rainnyuii4 жыл бұрын
Back then in elementary I didn’t have a sharpener so I used paper to try to sharpen the pencil my seatmate that also didn’t have a sharper ne also did the same as me and then it spreader around and they started to argue whether to use a sharpener or not ;-;
@jesuschrist.official4 жыл бұрын
@@rainnyuii How can you do that? The paper is not damaged?
@rainnyuii4 жыл бұрын
László István Fekete I like shade the paper
@sagepirate530211 күн бұрын
Phoenix has changed my mind. I have seen the light!
@hiimkat26142 жыл бұрын
"I swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry." -von Karma best lines
@mythyrox4 жыл бұрын
edgeworth's "I'm gonna go stew in despair now" made my week
@mythyrox4 жыл бұрын
@@JimmehRulez yeah, that's my name
@michaeledmunds72664 жыл бұрын
Next week: "Are pancakes the REAL hero of Persona 5? Find out!"
@delusionalnoodles4 жыл бұрын
Michael Edmunds Next next week: “Has a door really reincarnated into a psychopath?”
@GenderlessFurry_They-Them4 жыл бұрын
Monokuma Stew
@NeoNickz4 жыл бұрын
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them DESPPPAAIIRRR
@nicolasmartinez39693 жыл бұрын
"okay who says i don't swallow ice" "i fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry" ... masterpiece
@ServantofBaal3 жыл бұрын
Fav gag
@jacobpedersen39653 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@hunter15863 жыл бұрын
I love swallowing ice cubes but sometimes they get hitched a little bit on the way down and it hurts like hell.
@laranitaloca69133 жыл бұрын
she justs say that confidently and smiling
@storytime96163 жыл бұрын
I straight up bite in them.
@me44862 жыл бұрын
Me who also chews the liquid of the soup: _my level is far beyond your expectations_
@Ocro55516 күн бұрын
Basically to the rest, how the edible in question's state itself determines whether it is a drink or not To Phoenix, it is how people consume the edible in question that determines drink or not
@clippychan5304 жыл бұрын
everything is soup once it enters your body
@helencashwes4 жыл бұрын
This is the worst take yet
@willren18174 жыл бұрын
@@helencashwes accept it. this is the one true definition
@TheShinyDude4 жыл бұрын
What if it’s soup that enters your body?
@morgankasper52274 жыл бұрын
*stew
@SodaPopLuna4 жыл бұрын
*slams fist on the table 3 times in utter defeat*
@zenithmarshadow50983 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna go stew in despair now." -Edgeworth
@MKDumas19813 жыл бұрын
Just don't drink it. Stew isn't a drink. Neither is despair.
@alextrifko52773 жыл бұрын
@@MKDumas1981 Nagito: Whaaa?!-
@thornarts3 жыл бұрын
*junko is typing*
@mackenziechan37233 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth is the next remnant
@caroldefender41442 жыл бұрын
@@MKDumas1981 New debate: is despair a drink?
@lavaos2 жыл бұрын
i find soups in the soup section of the grocery store
@mohilhamraflijahja50243 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the best counter argument: "THEY'RE COWARDS!"
@EXRazeBurn4 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: “Your honor, aren’t you going to weigh in on any of this?!?” Judge: “Honestly? I checked out on this stupid like five minutes ago. Solve it yourselves.”
@bethello12864 жыл бұрын
“Imma just go. I need more coffee.”
@Infinite_Archive4 жыл бұрын
The Judge left like thirty seconds into the video. The first zoom-out we get with the Gallery being silent shows that there's no Judge at the podium.
@fine12984 жыл бұрын
@@bethello1286 Hold up, do you drink or eat coffee
@gabeskai4 жыл бұрын
@@fine1298 Obviously you drink it. Of your coffee is thick.... You should probably check the date on it
@bethello12864 жыл бұрын
.___.
@jordanbopp33403 жыл бұрын
“Your friend is an outlier and therefore shouldn’t be counted” oh god the statistics part of me just started weezing
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, I'm pretty sure the majority consensus on chugging mayo jars is a resounding NO.
@derpy77493 жыл бұрын
Mayo is a drink 💀
@bry7563 жыл бұрын
@@derpy7749 its an instrument, tf.
@bibleboy11473 жыл бұрын
doesn't that mean the Ad Edgeworth has nightmares about shouldn't be counted either?
@Icetea-20003 жыл бұрын
"Then why do restaurants have the soup on the food menu and not at the drinks?" "Because restaurants are COWARDS!" "Ok so why do supermarkets not have soup in the drink section?" "Because supermarkets are COWARDS!"
@joaojonito3764 Жыл бұрын
"Everything can be a drink, just pour it into a liquidfier" -Ghengis Khan
@lautarotoloza7583 Жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna go drink some campbells tomato soup", see? no problemo. Said Phoenix Wright with his smug-ass smile
@saihate74024 жыл бұрын
This sounds like some argument discord servers would actually have
@iaintgonna37174 жыл бұрын
gee I wonder why lol
@lilacKurage4 жыл бұрын
Where can I join said servers And do they drink soup?
@aiiiia99714 жыл бұрын
yup
@gretabarron74344 жыл бұрын
I started debates about egg cups once, fun times
@AngelicaM-nf2ib4 жыл бұрын
Aii iiA id join 👁...
@claws7484 жыл бұрын
2019: cereal before milk VS milk before cereal 2020: soup is a drink VS soup is a food
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
You clearly have no idea when a colon can be used.
@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr90314 жыл бұрын
British Wrath imagine being as sad as you in life
@drpepper6944 жыл бұрын
Cereal is soup
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
@@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031 Imagine being as brain dead as you.
@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr90314 жыл бұрын
British Wrath : Sure : do : love : being : brain : dead : and : bastardizing : language :
@thisorthat77462 жыл бұрын
"you guys are gonna make me cry and i cry like 3 times a year maximum" if that aint a fucking mood
@iampierce74745 ай бұрын
Soup or stew is a what happens when you combine a drink with a food in a dish, but not when blended, therefore smooth consistency fluids when not used as a sauce are drinks, but when chunks are introduced it becomes a soup or stew
@zemsalpowers60353 жыл бұрын
these guys are going to FLIP OUT when i tell them about Boba tea
@milqvy3 жыл бұрын
???
@habilzas30083 жыл бұрын
Boba tea has a chunks you cant swallow, just like stew nor ice water stew = drink
@Limedisease3 жыл бұрын
@@jellomaster5629 OBJECTION! YOU CAN SWALLOW ANY CHUNKS OF FOOD IN SOUP IF THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH!
@necrobynerton73843 жыл бұрын
@@Limedisease or even big chunks if you are talented enough
@lonerscandream20193 жыл бұрын
@@necrobynerton7384 😏
@cheetahda1o7634 жыл бұрын
Did I just really watch 5 minutes of people arguing about soup Edit: I love you all.
@DarkPortall4 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes you did
@crypticweeb4 жыл бұрын
I did, too, and im not proud of it
@catzwowz30794 жыл бұрын
Nice
@crypticweeb4 жыл бұрын
@@DTBootlegs lmao
@Hibisco_Angelita4 жыл бұрын
I did and let me tell you I need more
@quackicloudy_3 ай бұрын
debates are so much more interesting when it’s in ace attorney style
@melcwan4 жыл бұрын
there are so many solid arguments in video it scares me
@iaxacs38014 жыл бұрын
And than on the other hand there's so many WTF where'd that conclusion come from moments.
@cronnoponno4 жыл бұрын
There are also so many liquid arguments in the video it doesn't scare me.
@bobatea19504 жыл бұрын
Same
@karlik48614 жыл бұрын
no there not
@Nachotaco40054 жыл бұрын
obbbbbbbbguckingjection
@hoodiesticks4 жыл бұрын
Someone: These people don't consider soup a drink Phoenix: Because those people are cOwArDs
@ghuttsmckenzie42694 жыл бұрын
I'd consider stew is more like a smoothie?
@meepmeep12424 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 smoothies are drinks so by that logic then stews are also a drinks
@ghuttsmckenzie42694 жыл бұрын
@@meepmeep1242 true but what type of drink would soup be?
@meepmeep12424 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a yummy one
@John-se6it4 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a soup kind
@josephockford27192 жыл бұрын
Actually in the UK we have a form of drinking gravy called Bovril, it's great at football matches
@ElPayasoMalo2 жыл бұрын
In Klingon, there's a seperate verb for consuming soup, so we'd never have this argument.
@VenNoel3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t order soup at a cafe as a drink” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@Sheep.3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao Techno about to preach these teachings
@justanothergamingyoutuber81793 жыл бұрын
*preciously yeets soup at orphans with the intent to farm*
@mythosinfinite67363 жыл бұрын
Art of Water
@The_Wallflower3 жыл бұрын
@@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 *Proceeds the plant orphans on the ground and water them*
@justanothergamingyoutuber81793 жыл бұрын
@@The_Wallflower *proceeds to grow potato and chicken soup with them* (so, a plant with a bowl of soup sprouting from it)
@BX--nq6gf4 жыл бұрын
Did I just watch a bunch of fictional lawyers argue about soup and bring up scarily good points for five damn minutes
@ApathyLogos4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ballpointpen77284 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes you did, and so did I.
@salted3807 Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna go stew in despair now" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@theyunggip42932 жыл бұрын
This is what online arguments should be.
@ushi42123 жыл бұрын
why is pheonix spitting hard facts while simultaneously being absolutely wrong
@Solotocius3 жыл бұрын
No one's right in such subject. It's unbelievably controversial and completely dumb. No one is neither right nor wrong.
@Katt1n3 жыл бұрын
@@Solotocius Of course there is right and wrong! Words have definitiins. There is always a correct answer.
@Solotocius3 жыл бұрын
@@Katt1n Yes but in this scenario it's so varying that the truth is almost non-existent. Otherwise you're right.
@elmothewise39153 жыл бұрын
@@Solotocius OBJECTION!You said it was _almost_ Nonexistent, therefore it does exist!
@sirkuchen15013 жыл бұрын
Notopian Interbinlandican you just wanna say its totally irrelevant dont you
@rollin77883 жыл бұрын
2:08 "I fckin swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry." How the fck Phoenix still alive after hearing that?
@man.53063 жыл бұрын
"ice kink", i rest my case-
@man.53063 жыл бұрын
@Obi-Two Yes.
@rbxless3 жыл бұрын
Wait. You're telling me humans don't do that?
@elisabethsun70592 жыл бұрын
I eat ice
@justsomedudeonyt71642 жыл бұрын
These never get old lmao
@JustAnOrdinaryCat Жыл бұрын
Fact: we don’t drink soup, we don’t eat soup WE SIP SOUP AND SWALLOW SOUP
@annarss4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting to find : "You are not a clown, you are the entire circus"
@WhoThisMonkey4 жыл бұрын
You can't use a colon there, a semi colon works though; you will need to lengthen the "I was expecting" part by a few words.
@annarss4 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey sorry, english is not my first language. I'm going to correct it.
@annarss4 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpompon thanks :)
@annarss4 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpompon i don't know really
@endorito4 жыл бұрын
boneless pizza maybe he just wants to help those who get t here things wrong, i dunno
@gabrielegenota14803 жыл бұрын
Ok but straight up, their arguments hold water. Like, the flow of arguments went back and forth and it felt like an actual intense debate.
@rainbowthedragoncat67683 жыл бұрын
Because this was an actual conversation
@Aurid_art3 жыл бұрын
Read the description...
@gabrielegenota14803 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 Yeah nah but actual conversation doesnt always equal making sense. Some arguments about this topic can be just one guy taking logic from up his bumhole with the straight man trying his best to ground the conversation into reality. And the comedic value'd come from there. But in this video, the comedic value comes from the Phoenix Wright-ification of an argument that makes sense
@anonymousanonymous82163 жыл бұрын
so would their arguments be a drink
@gabrielegenota14803 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousanonymous8216 No, we consume media so it'd be a soup.
@pyrotechnick4203 жыл бұрын
I like how with all these memes, Ace is always wrong and Edgelord is correct
@moustachio3342 жыл бұрын
Puts sauce in soup. *mind blown*
@Swuiddy00863 жыл бұрын
It's scary because both sides have points which are hard to argue with
@sky3_ow3 жыл бұрын
soup is supposed to be a complete and balanced meal, case closed.
@Tokehyo3 жыл бұрын
If you are thirsty does soup satisfy your needs of water? No because its a food not a drink.
@stanfordpines90043 жыл бұрын
i once drank a soup now i have 14 mental illnesses
@CloutmasterPhluphyy3 жыл бұрын
@@Tokehyo salt water: looks away nervously
@pudie89523 жыл бұрын
@@Tokehyo Actually... Yeah, it does satisfy both my thirst and hunger... May not be the sweetest drink, but fuck yeah it does. On the other hand, I could tell ya about a few drinks that would satisfy me less in that regard, such as some alcoholic beverages, and some sodas.
@arsonality37974 жыл бұрын
I love how it gets to a certain point where only Phoenix and Franziska are in the debate and Miles is just having a mental breakdown
@TheOneWhoMightBe2 жыл бұрын
"You don't have gravy on it's own" Speak for yourself.
@ultraplayer45942 жыл бұрын
4:43 *sustanance*
@dillkommen4 жыл бұрын
i hate that this is an actual conversation that i have with a friend that is still not resolved
@vithor5924 жыл бұрын
Why are you wasting your time debating semantics
@ryosuketakahashi32324 жыл бұрын
@@vithor592 why the hell not?
@Sanetless4 жыл бұрын
Inform him the truth that drinks are food
@gary98274 жыл бұрын
Soups. Are. Drinks.
@emingmann14003 жыл бұрын
@@gary9827 It is neither. You can't call it a soup if it is just the broth or the chunks. You can't drink the chunks or eat the broth making it neither. Although it is technically a food because you still need to eat it first but it needs a liquid you can drink to call it a soup, the basic mixture and properties of a soup make it neither a drink or a food apart. That's why it's called a fucking soup.
@buzzlightyearpfp76414 жыл бұрын
anyone: does anything *everyone begins to slam the tables and scream objection*
@serioussilliness20644 жыл бұрын
OBJEKSHUN
@Kmcauley_05TV4 жыл бұрын
Why is this true??🤣🤣😂😂
@haybale25332 жыл бұрын
The bloody Mary in the back watching this go down
@NimbleBread3572 күн бұрын
"You guys are gonna make me cry and I cry like 3 times a year maximum..." 1:23 Relatable
@SoapyBun4 жыл бұрын
"okay tell that to my friend who chugged mayo" is not something that should've come out of Franziska's mouth
@charlieeuwu4 жыл бұрын
it absolutely is
@Wertsir4 жыл бұрын
Chugging Mayo is definitely somebodies fetish.
@williamotani88923 жыл бұрын
“Okay tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” Me: *fucking dies*
@asdfman-xg1po3 жыл бұрын
that part made me laugh harder than i'd like to admit
@Furrina893 жыл бұрын
Is ur "friend" Hijikata from Gintama?
@enaszaq30513 жыл бұрын
666th like
@crash_sans3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@himanbam3 жыл бұрын
Mayo go down the wrong pipe?
@spacemoth49732 жыл бұрын
I like how V8 and other common vegetable juices weren't even thought of
@Helladamnleet2 жыл бұрын
von Karma gritting her teeth and pounding on the table is my favorite reaction because her lines are always gold. Also notice how Edgeworth kind of checked out
@krasotabella96754 жыл бұрын
“and I cry like 3 times a year maximum” WHY IS THAT CANON EDGEWORTH
@astravolution74293 жыл бұрын
"I swallow the ice cubes and choke on them and cry"
@mythmage82313 жыл бұрын
When I originally read it, I thought it was gonna be sexual as shit.
@thebonbonshow74263 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION!....... I object for no reason (DAMN THAT WAS SATISFYING)
@banditnic89383 жыл бұрын
I felt that to my soul
@christianjericho79483 жыл бұрын
@@thebonbonshow7426 HOLD IT I Also Want To Do That
@connienoack38413 жыл бұрын
that happened to me once
@AegisGaming99 Жыл бұрын
seeing the argument slowly deteriorate into gibberish is amazing lol
@adamocarrillo3442 жыл бұрын
I love how Edgeworth just gives up and leaves halfway through
@tailsrhtatonslice14184 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have gravy on it’s own!” yeah if you’re a COWARD you don’t
@celeste60974 жыл бұрын
Let’s start an ace attorney court battle with this
@GusNStuff4 жыл бұрын
What. The. Fuck. Who tf drinks gravy?
@prestonbond62404 жыл бұрын
This man terrifies me
@DragonFang4094 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if this is American gravy you’re talking about, but gravy from most anywhere else is delicious to drink. It’s like a nice warming soup, with hints of meat and vegetable in each gulp.
@snufkingstan4 жыл бұрын
DragonFang 409 i don’t know what to say. my mind is drawing a blank are.. are you ok..? d-do you need help?? i can’t contact my therapist if you need..
@x9x9x9x93 жыл бұрын
Who the hell gets thirsty and thinks “A good old sip of campbell’s tomato soup would definitely quench my thirst right about now!”
@jackroberts27043 жыл бұрын
Psychopaths
@andrewyeahok4713 жыл бұрын
@Melih Emre Ün TRUE
@finss_illu3 жыл бұрын
Me
@am5ters5043 жыл бұрын
Madlads
@flatlinerking3 жыл бұрын
I have water melon to quench my thirst... Is watermelon a drink? Its 92% water
@edikind3347Ай бұрын
[Insert mr. Incredible pointing at a table meme] SOUP IS SOUP!
@boop91243 жыл бұрын
this gives of vibes of a food theory episode 😭😭
@MigattenoBlakae3 жыл бұрын
“Because Cafés are COWARDS.” That’s gonna be my senior quote, I have now decided.
@vix3l_l3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@lordgnippoc22784 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't do that, but whatever floats your boat... haha, like a gravy boat" "what"
@bungiesblueflames4 жыл бұрын
w ha t
@golderzoa2 жыл бұрын
i can only see faux cares as Phoenix wright i cannot ever unsee it
@kenzohidekimatsui62902 жыл бұрын
I love theses overcursed vids :)
@ChloeTGAP4 жыл бұрын
Why is it 800x funnier to watch people have stupid arguments in the form of Ace Attorney trials? (/rhetorical)
@spectronoid4 жыл бұрын
Because it's accurate to the game
@thenecromancer74874 жыл бұрын
Because some parts of the game are also stupid. For example, Phoenix litteraly called a parrot to testify in a court.
@3Guys1Video4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny to see the characters say them
@jcc75084 жыл бұрын
Because after a parrot testifies in court, a giant red tiger convinced everyone he’s Phoenix, an updated autopsy report, scanning the emotions of the defendants, and multiple uses of spirit channeling, absurdist debates are just to be expected from the series.
@breadcrumbhoarder4 жыл бұрын
Because when you’re having a stupid argument you sound like a character in ace attorney anyway, also I think the nature of the stupid argument being played out in a courtroom setting gives it legitimacy it did not earn lol
@advent82624 жыл бұрын
“I’d like a glass of diet borscht please. Hold the chunks.”
@helljumper25654 жыл бұрын
EXTRA THICC
@CallMeN0m11718 күн бұрын
3:38 THE PLOT-TWIST I'M LAUGHING
@oscarmiller98472 жыл бұрын
Phoenix:EVERYTHING IS A DRINK!!!
@WigWoo13 жыл бұрын
Who the hell says they’re gonna drink Campbell’s
@err0runknown2143 жыл бұрын
It's a tasty drink
@agaardadaar56503 жыл бұрын
Me
@safahasan4863 жыл бұрын
Me. Whenever I'm sick my dad tells me to put my tomato soup in a mug and drink it, that way all the heat and steam and stuff will go into my nose and feel less stuffy.
@frozenover_exe3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna drink Campbell’s
@WreckinPoints113 жыл бұрын
The same guy who is AT soup
@flamboyant_wolf4 жыл бұрын
"Are you going to find tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket?" *Looks at tomato juice* "Yes"
@littlefishbigmountain4 жыл бұрын
Objection! Tomato juice is not tomato soup! Tomato soup has added flavors (commonly herbs) and is cooked instead of merely pasteurized Which has nothing to do with whether or not tomato soup is a drink, but it is not the same as tomato juice
@flamboyant_wolf4 жыл бұрын
@@littlefishbigmountain *hold it!* Even if tomato juice isn't tomato soup, tomato soup is still tomato juice!
@littlefishbigmountain4 жыл бұрын
skile Tomato juice may be the main ingredient of tomato soup, but that doesn’t make tomato soup tomato juice. Find someone who asks for tomato juice and give them some tomato soup. Just _see_ what happens!
@flamboyant_wolf4 жыл бұрын
@@littlefishbigmountain Nothing. Nobody care.
@littlefishbigmountain4 жыл бұрын
skile Please explain to me why exactly tomato soup should be classified as a subset of tomato juice
@weird_mango422 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this I haven’t played ace attorney. now that I have, it made the video better
@littlemines66484 жыл бұрын
I love how von Karma always dramatically shakes her whip even when she is saying the funniest things
@50blessings524 жыл бұрын
I swallow those icy cubes and choke and cry like a baby