Sorry for the silence over the past two years. stuff happened (i got busy and my laptop died, among other things) so i barely checked this account. anyway, as a lot of you know, two of my videos (chase through the subway and salt & pepper diner) got copyright claimed and were blocked world wide. since i didn't have access to my old laptop i couldn't get these back, but youtube's implemented a 'download mp4' option, so now i can! (it's been implemented for a while, but when i previously tried to download them, it wouldn't let me because of said copyright claim. dumb, i know.) now, i don't plan on reuploading them to youtube, since i'll just get another strike (and i don't want my account shitcanned) so, i'll be posting them and all other videos elsewhere. lemme know of a good place that's accessible to everyone (vimeo? tumblr? somewhere else?) i'll be working on at least one more as well. thanks for all the support over the years! i really appreciate it.

i LOVE how this takes place in a courtroom. phoenix just kinda decided to tell a life story while defending someone.

I love the sprites and how it sounds like something that Phoenix actually experienced

"And I thought, 'I have never climbed a fence that high before,' and then I woke up at home." That part gets me every time.

Of course it would be Kristoph.

"You know, like a liar." It gets me every time XD

1) John Mullaney is awesome 2) these sprites are awesome 3) Maya whyyyyyy

"You know, like a liar" *Five psyche locks*

"It's the one thing you can't replace." You monster...

I'd expect that kind of thing from Gumshoe. I would NOT expect that kind of thing from Maya! I DEFINITELY did NOT expect THAT kind of thing from LARRY!

I can imagine Phoenix saying this

I Can't Remember Throwing a Party at Home.

Just going to mention the title was: "John Mulaney Hilariously Explains Why He Doesn't Drink Anymore" which is a clip from John Mulaney's "New in Town"

I wonder if Klavier knows about Kristoph's side room.......probably not.

And I said no. You know, like a liar.

Phoenix: Why would you kill a man and orphan his daughter TWICE, Kristoph?! Kristoph: Because it's the one thing...

This is perfectly in character for Kristoph

"Everyone I had ever met was there" *eight people*

This is actually what I would expect in the Ace Attorney canon

Kristoph you son of a bitch-

I could imagine Phoenix being an example at one of those rehab centres or at a schools, he's talking to the audience about why he doesn't drink anymore and pulls out this story and people are like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"

the only thing that i find that pulls me out of the suspension of disbelief for this is that miles didn't know Pheonix was at his party.

Funny thing: i imagined an ace attorney version and Maya being the kid who went into mr von karma room

1:20 I love the faint "oh my God..." Just imagining it coming from the people off to the sides.

The casting is just devastatingly perfect

I love the idea of Gumshoe attending a High School party and body slamming a pool table. Then the cops show up and see him there.

im not even a minute in and i busted my guts

I love how he goes from feenie, to hobo, to phoenix

Good ol' days...

The idea of Maya taking a shit on a computer makes me laugh really hard

So the party was going great.

this was actually the first thing i'd ever seen of ace attorney

*why do i feel like this is something that wright would have actually done XD*

YES JOHN MULANEY. I love his shows. XD

Judge: Thats good an all mr Wright but how dose this relate to the trial.

The sprites work so well with this XD

this is simply amazing! mate, please create more of these ace attorney skits with John Mulaney's stand up! they're amazing!

Larry doesn't seem like the type of guy to have kids...

This was the video that introduced me to John Mulaney, who is now my favorite comedian. Thank you so much!

...goddammit kristoph

Just gotta say that Yanni Yogi should've been the blackout drunk. But good stuff!

my god this is comedy gold

Phoenix...when Kristoph Gavin tells you he wants to show you something back away slowly.If he takes you to a side room,Run for the hills.On the other hand Apollo is Klavier wants to show you something go with him.If he takes you to his bedroom you better be on that bed (Also take pictures for Trucey)

This deserves a million views. It works perfectly with the audio which is laugh out loud funny.

2:50 Lmao of course it was Larry

No dislikes, so far....LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY, A PERSON SACRIFICED THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES FOR THIS.

The sprites add so much more

imagine this audio with smile for me characters

1:18 Maya no...why

Literally every fandom in the universe has one of these

I like to imagine this story is being told after an "OBJECTION" that wasn't thought through and now requires stalling time to figure out something

I also liked the part with Maya taking a shit on Edworth's dad's commputer

Feenie is adorable!

"On Monday, I went to school, because that's what we did back then."

No matter what clips, Animatics, or etc. is used with this audio stand up routine is still funny as hell!!! 🤣

Judge: ...what the hell does does your high school shenanigans have to do with this trial?

This was so well done.

the vibes match so well

Aaahhh this is perfect! You used all the right characters for each role (or should I say, the "Wright" characters).

NICK, YOU ARE THE POLICE

5:03 BEST PART

this was so well done lmaooo

That Alex guy is smart xD

Any chance you'd be willing to do this to the audio of the supersuit scene with Frozone from the Incredibles? I think it'd be hilarious.

are there any other people who do phoenix wrongs with standup comedy?

How do you break a pool table? Seems close to impossible unless you have a REALLY powerfull tool.

this is the best 5 minutes of my life

Ohhhh lads, "FuK Da poLiCe!!" Gets me everytime lol😂😂😂

I love this video good job

I remember watching the Batman version of this.

i'm fucking crying there are honest-to-god tears coming out of my eyes i . jesus c hirjs t truly amazin g

A++

This is great. Instead of Meekins I’m imagining detective Badd.

cried laughing

That story time sketch, his voice sounds like Reggie.

White? And then there's Klavier.

MOOOOOREEEE!!!!!!

Now I wanna play Ace Attorney.

thats so true, that is the one thing you cant replace XD

I'm crying XD

That was awesome XDDDD

3:30 Y k like a l i a r XD

Is it bad that I want someone I know to do this? Or me?

XD XD XD This is great

And the guy became the joker?

and weve had many things mentioning this starting jojo stardust crusaders comic when the thing itself was thrown and nothing phoenix wright related. just the joke.

and I yelled "FUCK THE POLICE!" XD

When I start drinking this shit is gonna happen

WHY DID YOU SCREW UP THE CLOCKWISE/COUNTER CLOCKWISE POSITIONS?

dogs without horses

Rias and I did something similar but we weren't drunk. We were stoned

fuck i am getting old, all i could think about was that kid that probably had not many friends cause his dad was a teacher. One time he wanted to be nice and invite everyone so they could see hes not that bad but instead they trash his place.... ;_; poor Edgeworth; probably turned into a bitter teacher after that

Maya, why did you have to dump on Karma's computer like that?

this was hilarious I'm dying 😂 the on thing you can't replace lol

I like Alex.

This is the most hilarious story ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Ahahahha

Seriously can't anyone mention the original video!?

why are there are so many 'The One Thing You Can't Replace' videos out?

Unfortunately, about that last sentence...