"you look different" - batman

@@smosmilesmom "let's do it"

Feeling gay

"And he yells out into the gall and he goes 'HEY WE'RE DOING A BLOOD TEST'"

It's the shuffle for me

WHERE IS IT?!? Edit: "WHERE IS IT?!?" batman screams in my face as a reference to the movie

NPC somewhere near 7:10

7:21

Then Batman gives you money for a cab, and you feel so _used_ but it was the wildest night of your life.

@@Rime_Thyme - you're eleven -minutes- seconds awaaaaay! -from the time stamp :) Close enough (:

You clearly haven’t seen Sebastian Maniscalco

Have you seen JoJo

He is a proud Asian American woman, and you will respect him!

He's an old queen, what're you talking about?

Super Neko Majin who just want to feed his birds

Mine is the old man who's too old to be a duckling

Thaissa Henry J. Finch IV?

@@sugar-rice exactly, thank you! "Mary, can't you see? I'm a duck now."

WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT WOOOOOOOOAH

gayesper jukebox John is also the John that smashed a 40 and yelled “scatter!” at jake mcnamera’s houseparty

I think "some of you are already behind me" would worked better.

@@rafalsadowski i think it's better written but not in stand up. you'd want people to get it quick

LOL! Honestly....out of this entire clip, the line that killed me the most was... *"And he was wearing reading glasses....to show that time had passed."* Something about that joke...and the timing of it...is just too perfect. Laughed at that more than anything else...and it was all funny.

Some of you are ahead of me The doctors behind you

It's like Mike Birbiglia's "I am also in the future."

I died

Gets me every time

I say “I was LYING, it was a LIE.” on a regular basis

All I could think of at that part was “You know, like a liar.”

@@1classikai do you know where I can find that clip?

but totally should in this situation

And definitely should not in this situation

Yeah, just like "Brace for impact!"

“BRACE FOR EXAM”, he said placing both hands on your shoulders to help brace you

Who else first learned about prostate exams from that one episode of Family Guy?

or Batman...

Or a plumber

I love your profile pic

GEORGE 😂

Your profile picture says it all

@@sparksketchbook808 hahahaha ...... I was gonna say the same

I'm sure that's in the constitution, somewhere...

NESherv i didn’t get it

I didn't get it can you explain?

@@noname-hf9ty John Mulaney's style of storytelling is very self-aware. In other words, he's not afraid to break the fourth wall and wink at the audience when he wants to add a little detail. By saying that Batman was wearing reading glasses "to show that time had passed," he is comically suggesting that Batman's only reason for wearing glasses on that day was to better serve Mulaney's story. That's why it's funny.

a shame the video cuts a few seconds short, the delivery of that joke would be better if we get to hear the crowd's reaction

@@NESherv alright I get it now hahahahahah that is creative I like John Mullaney 70% more than before now

And then, the doctor ate it.

@@patrinizer346 I'm so fucking tired of seeing what people say

@@patrinizer346 why do we always end up here?

PATFORMER why

Damnit @@patrinizer346

12?! i would say to get the checked out but we know how that ends

Katie is this you?

Haha I love how it zoomed in on his face when he did 😂😂😂

How many times? We might need you to have a prostate exam.

@@bobbob-fj4cr ?

The bread of bread is breeeaaad

that's not how priests dress XD

not to be that guy but you probably mean a pastor

@@ashleyjohnson9651 And ALSO WITH YOU

@@debaucheryscenes Nah, he's very much Catholic

Fucks us over all the time

WHO CARES WHAT HUMANS THINK NEGATIVELY ABOUT PEOPLE FCK THEM

you too

If anyone reading this is struggling with anxiety I would really recommend looking into Andy Cutlers work, reading the success stories is very helpful but also the article by Rebecca Rust Lee on the Weston Price site is great at explaining it well. Wish you all the very best

@@reneehannan6924 I have severe anxiety and Idgaf what people think of me. That's not where anxiety train is heading. Because having anxiety is like having a little window in your mind into the absolute worst timeline, where saying the wrong word at the same moment somehow results in you dying cold and unloved under a bridge. The shit I worry about doesn't even make sense to anyone but myself. For example ever since we've installed the new dishwasher I worry about the tube thing getting loose and causing water damage. Is it reasonable? No. Do I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat thinking "water damage!"? Yes. Now, applying that mindset to interaction with other people, something that is unpredictable? Nightmare.

*I’m **_S o R rY_*

John "OOOOOOOOOO" Mulaney

THAT PART GOT ME SO BAD LOL

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@@Potterhead-wg7vz ah grr *throws glove away*

Lol...

Wait-

This is CURSED

My brain is messed up...

Holdup

tomitstube thank you

something funny is that as soon as I saw this comment, John actually said it

@@neomoons296 me too, strange

tomitstube “you know, like a liar.”

@Oliver Dreyer aaaaaaaaaaaa@a@@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaa@@aaaaaa@aaaaaaa@a@aaa@aaaaa@aaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaa@@aa@aaaaa@@a@a@@@a@@@aaaa@@@@@aaa@@aa@aaaa@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@a@aaa@aaa@aa@a@aaa@

IKR i was like, “sounds pretty gay to me man”

no dude, it was the dead victorian girl, penelope, OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS.

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

@@unmasc omg your profile pic

@Michael Mell could say the same to you. we stan be more chill. 👏

"And he didnt even let me off the hook, ya know?"

Im sorrrry

4:52 for oooOoOoOoOOH 5:54 for I'm SoRrY! 6:08 for oooOoOoOoOOH and I'm SoRrY!

LMAO THANKS

This is either a blessed or cursed comment

@@Styxintheriver it's both. perfectly balanced as all things should be

He can do anything.

Blursed comment

Katie Kibbe DaNG It I WAS ABOUT TO CoMmENT THAT

He should have thrown 50 dollars in a money clip! STREET SMARTS!

To prevent this all from happening, he should've thrown some money, yell "YOU WANT IT, GO GET IT?" and run away

@@Kn1feShift STREET SMARTS

StrEeT SmArts

NO, I AINT GOIN TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION!!

Tbf he was open a lot him beating his addictions, and did a routine about how he doesn’t look like a druggy and was in fact ok drugs all the time

don’t take the Lord’s Name in vain 🥰

@@oliviagrace6914 Thanks for the tip, but I think I will :)

@@oliviagrace6914 It's truly bizarre to me, how many people think the religion they were born to or found is the one "true" religion.

@@pryingeyes1551 hey, sounds like the religion is doing their job if their followers think they have the one true religion.

@@oliviagrace6914 don’t take Batman’s name in vain

How did they respond to that?

I should not have searched that on Google images. A big mistake I tell you ! (o_O)

@@radioactive_baby0706 they were just like "oh haha that makes the joke more funny"

@@amrithkiran.a425 You poor child

I want to add don't click on google image when you look for twink...

same. more people need to recognise this.

4:33

He still feels the pain of that traumatic experience.

It does!! He kinda sounds like Joey richter in that moment

@@luizasabbaga592 HE DOES

@vanessa jones bruh shut up that is so ignorant

That’s how a lot of us get away with it :/

Is Xanax legal in the UK?

@@venomousbunny9875through prescription

Kunpimook Bhuwakul's nail polish EVERY TIME HAHAHA

So this is the only narrative joke you've ever heard huh?

i recommend: 1. party story 2. delta airlines 3. salt and pepper diner :)

@@sahayeda5220 Oh, I'm familiar.

@@IWillHarvestYourToes no it's not

Jay the hell is your problem? You have a prostate exam go entirely too far or something?

you mean this asian american woman? 🤣

Amaterasu should have been able to transform into a Doge. She should have, she should have

Quincy 1k like

HOLY CRAP IS THAT AN OKAMI PFP

Mine was the salt and pepper diner and it was in a animation and now I'm addicted

@huskersmaster Right!😂😂

He only opened the joke with "I have anxiety".

self diagnosis in a nutshell "I/he/she shares symptoms of anxiety so I/they MUST have it, right????"

@@NINELIVECORP he has said he has anxiety before

@@heyryanisonx3141 self diagnosis most likely. If he had a proper diagnosis he wouldn't have had to do all this lol

you probably actually should tell a doctor about that, don't let the fear of a prostate exam scare you away because peeing a lot could be a sign of a serious problem

@Daniel Henderson its not really a whoosh, the person got the joke

Haha. I bruised my tailbone and found out the doctor might do a rectal exam if I got it checked out. Decided I was good with giving it time and NOT going to the doctor.

I don't get it

@@F.R.E.D.D2986John went to rehab due to drug addiction in late 2020, and one of the several things he was abusing was Xanax

Is that concept something you enjoy? If so, if you haven't already check out the music video for the song "Genghis khan" by miike snow, you won't regret it

Lachlan Edwards But it is so accurate

What about now 😅

I saw that comment like an hour ago too!

i heard this comment 😂

What that part came around, I choked on my spit

I CRIED!!! 😂😂😂

*OOOhHHhHHhHhH*

Scott Tesfaye I don’t get it 😭

lovedandlossed It’s a sign that the doctor has stopped being silly and has matured with the passing of time

@@PlanetMint when did he say that lol

Ava Gonzalez around the end

@@JMRandNJJislove sometimes in movies and tv shows, they'll do a flash forward where not enough time has passed that a character would look significantly different, so they'll have a character wear something to show that the character is different to how they were before the flash forward. Mulaney has worked on tv shows before so he's probably referencing this trope (I'm also gonna go out on limb and say that aside from the glasses he didn't look too different, causing them to stick out more).

it's been on other channels

@@zizinnnn a lot of other channels

Same

Love that your comment has 69 likes.

Same!!

TeaRoses that is the best thing I’ve ever heard oh my gosh

OMG yes! I can definitely see that 😂

That's beautiful

Yooo what 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭now I cant unsee tht

Me either

What special is it from?

@@shelbytomy07 me either dont make ANY sense.. but I totally get it.

J. Byron new in town

i fall asleep listening to it every night lmao

He is damp. He talks about it in his latest bit I believe. I think he has a condition.

@@KINDaf “He is damp” is so fucking funny to me for no reason

@@KINDaf I think I actually know someone like that

Drugs, he was using drugs

I was thinking he looked like Grant Gustin the whole time.

Lmao

So does that mean we’re on Earth II?! That’s some bullshit

Finally, someone thinks the way I do! Thank you.

Groen Gras oH MY GOSH THATS WHO HE REMINDS ME OF WOAH

I didn't know Drew Gonzalez did stand up comedy

@@jungkookieisacutie9602 This has so many layers

@@SchoolComedyThursdaychannel indeed it does

That's such a dumb joke Because we all know this is Danny Gonzalez.

JungKookie is a Cutie! i know this is a joke but he actually had before and its the best

r/suddenlygay

@@samanthavialpando4050 found the reddit user

Rene montes r/yep

🤔🤨😐😶😮🙁☹😟😩😫😖🥴😱🥺🤢

R/suddenlygay

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooomm

DNWNDJEJF

I'm watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and the show made me appreciate stand-up comedians even more, John Mulaney especially

I love John but better than any other stand up comedian? Absolutely not. Maybe in top 10 all time but probably not, maybe top 5 current. There is some greats though who are way ahead of him. Pryor, Carlin even Dave Chappelle. They are on a different level. But I really do love John, he is excellent at his craft.

Kyle Kinane tells some pretty good stories too.

John is good, but Tim Hawkins, Dave Chapelle, and Nate Bargatze are better imo. Mulaney is really good though

@@Tmacademia Nate bargatze is one of my favorite comedians

Jason Podell maybe he finally got the xanax prescription

He bares it all for the sake of the joke

Jason Podell Because it’s usually at least partially made up.

I don't get that part, can you explain?

@@jackmichael448 sometimes in movies and tv shows, they'll do a flash forward where not enough time has passed that a character would look significantly different, so they'll have a character wear something to show that the character is different to how they were before the flash forward. Mulaney has worked on tv shows before so he's probably referencing this trope (I'm also gonna go out on limb and say that aside from the glasses he didn't look too different, causing them to stick out more).

ChoklitThundah lol

O=O

I lost my shit at work I couldn't even hide it

provacativemoose interesting choice of words there 😏😄

Lol

Yeah, but he still had to do degrading things to get them.

Anne-droid fuck off the put you under for that

The colonoscopy is no problem, it's having to drink a whole gallon of that stuff that suspiciously looks and tastes like Prestone anti freeze radiator fluid. My advice to other people, tell the pharmacist you want the lime flavored one. Drink it at home on ice mixed with a little salt and tequila, that way the afternoon and evening won't be a total waste. Oh yeah, never stray farther than 20 feet from the bathroom.

Frank Kolton i’m still gagging from the taste of 4 liters of salty slimy liquid i had to take one year ago for my colonoscopy

@@frankkolton1780 well now I'm wondering how you know what the antifreeze tastes like…

i made them knock me out with anasthesia before they did coz NOPE

if hes the fastest man alive maybe that's why he can't get a date

@@mossman2353 you and Hawkgirl would get along very well

"My name is Barry Allen and SOMETIMES..."

@The_ Under_Xans bro...

@The_ Under_Xans bro?

thERE’S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

DUCKLINGS!

YES

Dr Michael rn:

at least dr michael didnt wanna give him a prostate exam every time he came

Drop the snap

fairly adorable pancreas your username 😂😂😂

I liked that one too, and with the exaggerated accent, it was *chef's kiss*

ThiccMac hella barred out you can barely understand me

are you kidding? after his newest special this has aged AMAZINGLY. if he was still on drugs it wouldn’t be funny but because he’s off them it’s very funny

It was always a story about a guy trying to sneak his way into getting drugs. I think laughing about it the first time meant having to accept or hand-wave that part away.

@@Diego24fpsexactly. he makes it very obvious, he just wasnt getting all into it

well he has said multiple times that he’s a nervous/anxious person, and maybe that contributed to self medicating