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@peedfarded3 жыл бұрын
I could really listen to a whole series of Karl's summary's of religious books with no interruptions.
@evilpancakes49292 жыл бұрын
Ennit Ricky Gervais loves the sound of his own voice.
@lilyg93932 жыл бұрын
Check
@XGCHEAVYFIRE13 жыл бұрын
“Have a little cheeky apple”😂
@listerofsmeg8842 жыл бұрын
That opening 'god was already knocking about ' 😂 The ultimate question!
@MetalMatt Жыл бұрын
Wish they hadn't try cut Karl short on the Adam and Eve story, never heard it done so good haha
@junjalapeno77732 жыл бұрын
I think that Karl is the phantom between genius and stupid combined-its magical
@applesass2 жыл бұрын
The term is idiot savant.
@shinobi-no-buenoАй бұрын
He's a wise moron, an idiot genius
@catatonicable2 жыл бұрын
Its just beautiful, Thanks..got me through some really bad times.. .
@mvolestrangler3 жыл бұрын
9:05 It's never occurred to me before that each time Noah sends out a bird, he's now down one on a breeding pair. Just how Karl's brain works.
@Wankle.2 жыл бұрын
It’s not like the whole thing wouldn’t work anyway. Not like 20% of the animals would of died on board. Not like you would need an arc 6 miles long. Or it’s literally impossible for the world to flood. The fault is the birds
@stillmyboy67082 жыл бұрын
@@Wankle. whoa bro chill out, you’re smart ennit
@Wankle.2 жыл бұрын
@@stillmyboy6708 basically Karl’s an idiot. Because he actually believes it could of happened.
@douglasbubbletrousers47632 жыл бұрын
@@Wankle. Weren’t as many animals back then
@etiainen1002 жыл бұрын
Animals were grouped in pairs and groups (not only pairs)
@jacob76083 жыл бұрын
"God is already 'knocking about.'" Why is that so funny (the knocking about part).
@emirozdemir20373 жыл бұрын
lol gets me every time too
@MrJamesdryable3 жыл бұрын
Because it's actually a very deep and insightful question. The bible doesn't address where God came from, so it doesn't really start at the beginning.
@obtbyj7782 жыл бұрын
Cos we don't believe in God, Jacob, u probably do though. All true geniuses do
@matthew10392 жыл бұрын
@@obtbyj778 sounds like an oxymoron there. Geniuses believing in God. Good thing they're dead when they realise they're wrong.
@imCurveee2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you specified the "knocking about" part, because I thought it was the "is already" part that was funny
@Minniefrickers2 жыл бұрын
I love just listen to Karl speak and Ricky’s reaction crease me
@Darthaurelius2 жыл бұрын
What a great series Karl summarizes Everything. I would pay for it.
@deltaframes-os4km3 жыл бұрын
Reverend Karl Pilkington.
@cd66623 жыл бұрын
Praise to the pilky!
@karldilkington88023 жыл бұрын
Blessed may he be.
@thomasward71342 жыл бұрын
It floated off 😂😂
@kevinngoya5 Жыл бұрын
Imagine Karl Pilkington, Sean Lock and Craig Ferguson in conversation
@biggdogg61964 ай бұрын
Who is Craig Ferguson?
@barrylynch89572 жыл бұрын
"The kids were running riot" 🤣
@04Redeemed2 жыл бұрын
still are lol!
@pilkoid51872 жыл бұрын
I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)
@productive_citizen3 жыл бұрын
45:40 i wish Ricky felt this way all the time. He's absolutely missed out on so many of Karl's good ideas by just brushing them off
@Apexseal12 жыл бұрын
I think ricky knows that karls way of thinking is on some levels genius, but if he pondered karls thoughts too much and showered him with praise that most of the humor would be lost.
@SaintPhoenixx2 жыл бұрын
It's why Steve was always much better with Karl. He never really got angry at him or shut him down or started preaching atheism and trying to sound as intelligent as possible. He was the glue that held it together, knowing when to let Karl just keep going whereas Ricky was far too aggressive. They love Karl for being simple and then when he starts saying daft stuff he thought of, Steve asks him questions and Ricky yells over him about science.
@Apexseal12 жыл бұрын
@@SaintPhoenixx LET HIM FINISH RICKY! I think the dynamic as a trio is perfect, one without the other throws it off a bit
@stimpy14142 жыл бұрын
@@Apexseal1 his way of thinking is in no way genius. it's thoughtful, but the way he attaches human traits to everything is not genius.
@cerealdude8902 жыл бұрын
@@stimpy1414 what an utterly thoughtless comment.
@VLAD_P_2 жыл бұрын
Gonna have a cheeky apple “🤣🤣. A lot of arguments happened “ 🤣
@shaygrogan89913 жыл бұрын
Great content
@Tbo12353 жыл бұрын
Grey movie 🍿 is this one pal. Thanks for all your time the last few weeks Love Phil
@brummy02 жыл бұрын
I ent laughed so much in time🔥💯😂😂
@garibaldi54 Жыл бұрын
Samson killed a lion, Noah was a bit annoyed as it was one of the ones he saved.
@amiecrompton1633 жыл бұрын
wanna see more of these three now
@tombainbridge54063 жыл бұрын
Won't happen as Karl doesn't speak with Stephen Merchant
@rml42893 жыл бұрын
@@tombainbridge5406 pretty sure he visited Steve in America recently
@ElvisLivesUpstairs3 жыл бұрын
@@tombainbridge5406 Stephen merchant isn't the issue it's Ricky. Ricky pissed off Steve by making the awful Brent film and Karl had enough of Rickys over bearing ways. I know someone who was doing some admin on a project of Karl's and apparently Ricky was pissed off that Karl moved on and did his own thing. Like Ricky thinks he somehow owns Karl. Its not even hard to believe Ricky would be like that. I could imagine that if he thinks in someway he is superior to another person his arrogance could become unbearable until u tell him to fuck off.
@benh45443 жыл бұрын
@@ElvisLivesUpstairs what a load of bollocks haha, stop reading the media ffs they dont have a problem with each other, they wasnt gonna do work together forever ffs
@143jcm3 жыл бұрын
@@ElvisLivesUpstairs Dont speak for other people, its weird.
@stevensibbet58692 жыл бұрын
Just seen Karl in "The Thief, His Wife and The Canoe", he was pretty good.
@draekon8995 Жыл бұрын
he also played Wilson in Castaway.
@randomiseit Жыл бұрын
anyone else picture the cartoon in their head?
@MizJaniceResinArt Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! I'd love to see that again.
@MikeyBAmazing6 сағат бұрын
Karl did great!! Ricky has to tell everyone he's an Atheist every minute thats cool, dude.
@carlzeiss4871 Жыл бұрын
I would like to listen to Karl Pilkington on his own. Although I think gervais is brilliant, his ridiculous laughing really puts me off listening to these podcasts
@zinnydin23453 жыл бұрын
Disturbing lack of comments on Karl getting his partner condoms for Christmas. Jesus Christ I'm buklt lmao
@Centralminimize3 жыл бұрын
Good night everyone 😴😴
@amiecrompton1633 жыл бұрын
wata legend
@PAblo-tz5mx Жыл бұрын
Super duper raw talent love it From me in Plymouth
@ToiletGrenade7 ай бұрын
"It floated off" LMFAO
@peachesandpoets2 жыл бұрын
"you're on page one!" 😂
@paulcunnane42 жыл бұрын
The water floated off.....
@lindatruderung93785 ай бұрын
Yep. In other words... it evaporated.
@Rizzawriter2 жыл бұрын
It floated off..
@jackysew99743 жыл бұрын
Karlllll!!!!!!!!!!
@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын
Karl is quite right on a few points here. The world really is like God's house. He walked on it, with Adam and Eve. His garden was the place where the forbidden fruit was, and was forever hidden from man, after man took fruit from one of the trees.
@thebenevolentsun6575Ай бұрын
They were more annoyed at the fact that he was adding bits in for no apparent reason. The metaphor is obvious enough.
@bestofmma5471 Жыл бұрын
He met up with this bloke Noah 😅😂😂😂
@Stephen-gl5wu3 жыл бұрын
God gos mental at them 😂😂😂
@Deadman1000 Жыл бұрын
Karl always had a knack of using, "I'm just sayin" without saying anything really hah.
@victoriaparker27053 жыл бұрын
Karl sounds like he is a character on the film: 'Whistle down the wind' (Richard Attenborough film): when he is talking about the Nativity scene.
@MrHitchen693 жыл бұрын
Where the W blows.
@janicemitchell6950 Жыл бұрын
Whistle down the wind?
@victoriaparker2705 Жыл бұрын
@@janicemitchell6950 I meant whistle down the wind.
@janicemitchell6950 Жыл бұрын
@@victoriaparker2705 I was sure that what you meant 👍
@nazirkazi25885 ай бұрын
When the W blows.
@gregh3782 жыл бұрын
It's curious how Christians always ignore the second part of the 10th commandment. "Thought shalt not covet thy neighbour's belongings.... specifically their SLAVES" The bit about slaves is never mentioned. Weird.
@BggProductions Жыл бұрын
Hebrew bondage was not like the slavery you're thinking of.
@nazirkazi25885 ай бұрын
@@BggProductionsYeah, sure you'd love to be a slave then.
@conorkennedy33042 жыл бұрын
Show the stable door closing
@the1jxk2 жыл бұрын
I wish ricky would let Karl speak
@scoobydoo10932 жыл бұрын
It floated off 🤣 dead
@tonytutone2003 Жыл бұрын
There is definitely a good tv series in the story of the second,’ party’ ark!
@tombainbridge54063 жыл бұрын
Karl is actually a character created by Steve coogan
@bremCZ3 жыл бұрын
His real name is Derek.
@benh45443 жыл бұрын
@@bremCZ Bret*
@jonasandersson14453 жыл бұрын
@@benh4544 *Dilkington
@steveb9313 жыл бұрын
Graham
@michaelx90792 жыл бұрын
it's that fella from the crusaders..... Wilton Felder
@HotelBravo04992 жыл бұрын
What... you forgot it's Sunday??? Ahhhhh DEATH
@philiproseel35062 жыл бұрын
The Church lost half a million devotees after listening to Karl’s views on God lol.
@desmondshannon3198 ай бұрын
Adam and eve has a criminal record bahahaha
@Sincerealise2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d say this: shut up, Ricky!
@Steven_McCrae2 жыл бұрын
Tyler from PKA telling the story of Samson is hilarious and ridiculous, He was a murdering psychopath !!
@michealballspen1s932 жыл бұрын
I love from when Super Best Friends were around, when Woolie told the story of Jacob & The Angel and kinda made Jacob out to be the biggest asshole in biblical times
@trueborn7323 Жыл бұрын
"It floated off"
@wheeliequeen58084 ай бұрын
He brings the following to the relationship humour, mystery with unpredictable “logic” and he doesn’t shed on the settee 🛋️ , surely he can’t cheat on her with that charisma and no debt as he’s watches the pennies like a proper Yorkshire man “how much” economist and a thoughtful lover with all that birth control 😂😂 to avoid parenthood saving a ton of cash 💷 😂😂😂 so they can afford Christmas next year 😂😂😂 plus he’s willing to work Christmas week sure that’s the full list 😮
@MrsFTate3 жыл бұрын
...'graven', not 'craven'
@thejacal27042 жыл бұрын
Tell the bloke who made the list.
@edvardgt4465 Жыл бұрын
"Sistren" is actually a word
@archiewall1243 жыл бұрын
Genocide, fucking hell.😂😂
@McDicker962 жыл бұрын
Ricky is beyond annoying, he tells karl to summarize the bible and then yells at him for summarizing the bible. Then he makes each segment about himself.
@imCurveee2 жыл бұрын
He wasnt summarizing the Bible. He was retelling the Bible. Most people learned the difference between summarizing and retelling in grade school.
@thebenevolentsun6575Ай бұрын
@@imCurveeeRicky is very annoying when he gets to Noah and he starts preaching his atheist rhetoric to the choir.
@cheesecop93215 ай бұрын
Wow, for an atheist, Steven sure knows a lot about the Bible
@LordUnas4 ай бұрын
Atheists often know the Bible better than many Christians, mainly because they approach it, with a critical eye, as a work of fiction. They take an academic interest in it as an important part of western civilization, and acquire a familiarity with it so they can criticize it honestly. Also, many atheists were raised in a religious faith, found fundamental flaws in it, and drifted away from religion. They still heard the same stories as children that believers did, they just stopped believing along the way.
@cheesecop93215 ай бұрын
Its's amazing to me how devout and fundamentalist athiests are. Much more than any Christian/
@stolentardis21114 ай бұрын
It’s amazing to me how cruel and immoral Christians are. Thou shalt not kill is literally one of their rules yet Christian rulers and their armies have murdered billions of people in the last 2000yrs. Much more than any atheist.
@TrueSoulUnbroken Жыл бұрын
13:15
@krisbest6405 Жыл бұрын
Genius. Glad all the badness is gone...... This is your punishment, suffer little children.
@YoghurtKiss Жыл бұрын
Yeah I can't listen to this. I'd love to hear him actually get to speak but even 8 minutes in even Carl said he was getting tired of this and I share the sentiment. 0/10 hosts. 10/10 narrator.
@AA-hg5fk6 ай бұрын
Ergh, Ricky slagging off the 10 commandments is 'interminable'. And no, I'm not a religious person, I'm also an atheist!
@allenanderson4911 Жыл бұрын
The commandment not to bear false witness isn't "don't ever lie" it's don't bear false witness. Very specific.
@OBear072 жыл бұрын
often the worst part of the ricky gervais podcast is ricky gervais
@ermerk Жыл бұрын
Yeah! stop interrupting. The worst case of this was when karl was trying to say his tom cruise movie idea
@LB-rj7fj Жыл бұрын
The podcast wouldn't exist without Ricky and Steve. His "interrupting" as mentioned above is what makes it such good content. Without the contradiction it's just Karl waffling.
@puertoriconnect4611 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Ricky can be great for keeping the pacing of the pod but sometimes he’s so desperate to call Karl an idiot that he interrupts when he shouldn’t or purposely misunderstands something simple Karl is saying.
@trotter41065 ай бұрын
Don’t watch it then you spaz 😂
@JohnLewisijkj5 ай бұрын
Let’s wait for your little podcast to come out then
@gabehawkins41053 жыл бұрын
tiny tim go and get a chicken
@BarmyTwubble7 ай бұрын
Whats the crap music though, its bugging
@1000000man1 Жыл бұрын
The only thing you can "learn" from those stories is that God is clearly the villain. I Don't understand how people can come to any other conclusion.
@cryptoguy6770 Жыл бұрын
N that
@sunnydaze69742 жыл бұрын
Eve truly screwed everything up for us all...
@lindatruderung93785 ай бұрын
Ricky shows his lack of knowledge... as usual... He royally mixed up a few things on here. PS: If you think of it, Karl was correct about the water floating away. It's called evaporation. Big news! Water evaporates! And when it condenses, it comes down as rain!
@billblog53863 жыл бұрын
Get rid of spiders Ricky? Now who's the stupid one?
@puertoriconnect4611 Жыл бұрын
Ricky is completely ruining Karl’s timing.
@johnjamesleahy40654 ай бұрын
Because Ricky has that A. type personality and because he always tries to make an effort I find that personally It's like we have to take the good with the bad The over the top annoying with the over abundance of comedic perfection! Believe me I understand what you are saying, but I choose to forgive it lol... The only timeSit DEFINITELY annoys me, is during PARTS of the monkey news compilation LOL but I accept it all 😂 how do you feel about my opinion??
@jakehixon40732 ай бұрын
@@johnjamesleahy4065the chemistry and banter between Karl and Ricky is the exact reason this is so funny.
@davidneal9368 Жыл бұрын
Wanna see a black screen listen to the radio
@minaramamedova5 ай бұрын
right i'll make a little man and woman
@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын
An atheist won't ever take a Bible story seriously, so having one telling Karl what the Bible means is ludicrous.
@__D-B__ Жыл бұрын
The bible is ludicrous.
@Mourour8 ай бұрын
By 'taking it seriously' does that mean believing all the fables as they're written?
@danielsutton12112 жыл бұрын
😴
@isntitobvious98943 жыл бұрын
Repeating the same clips. And it should just be Karl and Gervais on Christianity. They never talk of Islam or Judiasm
@AA-hg5fk2 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, Karl only talked about old testament stuff e.g. genesis creation, ten commandments, all of this is also found in the Jewish scriptures, as Christianity is essentially an offshoot of Judaism.
@samhenley7156 Жыл бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk So is Islam, Jehovah's witnesses, and Catholicism.
@nazirkazi25885 ай бұрын
Err they did. If you think the Old Testament fables are Christian then you're showing your own ignorance.
@stephenjames14432 жыл бұрын
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@lukeanderson66692 жыл бұрын
Listening to Karl talk about Adam and Eve was painful as someone who understands that the knowledge given from the tree was conscious which made them cover them selves as they realized they were vulnerable in their naked state.
@crackernipple6020 Жыл бұрын
Arent you judged by god for your sins AFTER death or during a rapture or what ever? So whats the use of capital punishment :D
@nazirkazi25885 ай бұрын
Monkey Revenge, nothing else. The OT clearly has judgement day for sorting things out. The threat was a typical "Wait and see what happens to you after you die". Later on Catholicism introduced purgatory and limbo.. when people started asking your questions. It gave the church reason to charge money for prayers and "intercessions" with rich dead people's souls... the basis of which is now our modern day Oxford / Cambridge Universities.
@Ira888812 ай бұрын
Comfort for the victim’s family.
@philiproseel35062 жыл бұрын
I love these three, and I listen to these just about every day. But…Ricky IS a bully. Definitely. It’s obvious. From what I’ve heard, Ricky and Karl don’t really talk very often. I wonder why.
@Cubance2 жыл бұрын
I don't we can say for certain though, anything we've heard is from the press which is usually exaggerated for clickbait. If it's not from their mouths in an interview it probably isn't true. Not that I know either. 😛 He definitely is a bit of a bully though I agree, but they've been friends for about 20-30 years. I think if they were to have a falling out over this kind of stuff it would happened years ago.
@philiproseel35062 жыл бұрын
@@Cubance In some episodes, we do hear Karl getting fed up with Ricky getting angry at him but, as you say, they're all mates.
@melanatedqueen Жыл бұрын
Bully is too harsh a word for me. Ricky pokes Karl for a reaction though, YES. Same way he laughs & says Karl got Steve when Karl makes a come back jab towards Steve. He is indeed the stick tht pokes like he himself described himself as but i don't think there is malice in it from any of them towards the other. Even Karl said Ricky was first to show up when he was unwell at some point. But then again who really knws, friends are friends. Their relationships are only understood by those in it. The press is not particularly the most honest source of information.
@philiproseel3506 Жыл бұрын
@@melanatedqueen I can see your point. Perhaps Bully is too strong. Then again, being called a "f*****g idiot" repeatedly, on air, can get a person judged harshly.
@shaynewest8757 Жыл бұрын
He's not a bully he's an arsehole.
@paulcunnane42 жыл бұрын
Bible jokes. Wow so daring and avant garde guys. Bravi!
@__D-B__2 жыл бұрын
The whole bible is a joke.
@jonsegerros Жыл бұрын
Saddest part is, RI KY actually took pleasure in this childish pseudo-rebellion against Christianity with some hag asset Caricature Ricky found online. Guess books vs Internet content only matters when it's convenient for Ricky's argument
@pasnthru7x3 Жыл бұрын
Well,well... Some much overlooked truth ~ hidden by people who thought they were doing God a service~ ~ ~ ~ [I believe]~ It is God that works in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure ~perfect love casts out fear & the truth will make you free. Whosoever calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved,(Jesus) ~ Rom 5:18, 1Cor 15:22, 2 Cor 5:18-20, Eph 1:9-10, Col 1:18-20, 1Tim 2:3-6 & 4:10, 1John 2:1-2, Luke 23:34, Rom 11:32, Acts 3:21-26, Tim 4:10, Savior of all men, specially of those that believe. Rom 12:32, Isa 19 & 29, The Gospel is Good News, All the time ~ LORD guide us all, I pray. The earth is not a globe,nor is it rotating at 1000mph, while it orbits the sun at 66,600mph,shooting after the sun at 450,000mph. Why have "they" lied about the shape of the earth for decades saying it was a near perfect ball now claiming it is pear shaped,while all along stating they had genuine photographs of a globe earth. All the pictures they have presented where,[~>fake photos
@jillbald143021 күн бұрын
You don’t take the Lord’s name in vain Ricky? I hear you do it in most of these KZfaq posts. Capital punishment due then.
@rightwrapup Жыл бұрын
ricky is v funny but not to bright.
@krisbest6405 Жыл бұрын
You mean too...?
@tilidie527210 ай бұрын
rickys so annoying
@AtheistEdge3 жыл бұрын
Those aren't the actual Ten Commandments. Start at Exodus 19 and pay attention to how many times Moses goes up the mountain (three), which rules are spoken, and which are actually put on the tablets. Spoiler alert: "dont boil a baby goat in its mother's milk" is Commandment #10. Another spoiler alert: The entire story is rubbish. The exodus didn't happen. Moses most likely didn't even exist.
@marv50783 жыл бұрын
That's mental.
@romeowhiskey27593 жыл бұрын
It's not rubbish, it all happened, the bible says so. There is the evidence. Lol
@AtheistEdge3 жыл бұрын
@@romeowhiskey2759 lol
@AtheistEdge3 жыл бұрын
@Matt Taylor Preponderance of archaeological evidence, and overwhelming consensus of experts in the field.
@montemccarty65123 жыл бұрын
I don't cate how intelligent you think you are. Its not polite to ridicule a man's faith. You can't prove there is or isn't a God. Believe as you wish, and respect each other's beliefs. Pretty simple.
@rosemaryraynor51782 жыл бұрын
Ricky if you are an atheist why do you keep going on about the bible.......
@gdaymates4312 жыл бұрын
Because religion = destruction. People should be screaming constantly about how stupid it is.
@rosemaryraynor51782 жыл бұрын
@D0ctorF0ster I think he protests too much Doctor ..
@tjlnintendo Жыл бұрын
It leads to entertainment. Especially with the added chemistry of steve and karl.
@samhenley7156 Жыл бұрын
He keeps saying he's an atheist as well, like we're going to forget.
@jonsegerros Жыл бұрын
@D0ctorF0ster you know nothing
@jakel71493 жыл бұрын
Just repeated scripted stories
@furrybear7853 Жыл бұрын
Making the screen black, brilliant why cant everyone do this!