We will have to ignore the engine on fire.

Miha M just imagine crashing and yelling mayday then the ATC just says “nah bro”

*All plane emergencies cease to exist from this point on

“Have an emergency? Just say no. Fixes everything.”

@@mistamemewide emergencies can't exist without your consent

The power of air balloons is unmatched.

Stand User: Hot Air Baloon Stand Name: COMPLETE FUCKING CHAOS.

Tower's just doing a quick touch-n-go, it's fine

Tower is requesting a mayday

More like a hit n run

Yup that's steam edition for you

Hot air ballon

Gorgio tsoukalos from ancient aliens: IT MUST BE ALIENS

There was a pause of AF95 there. I think he is interested with Lesbians.

Pfft Lesbians dont exist

I was waiting for them to say lesbian aliens on the final question for the patrol

They are indeed a dangerous combination xD

Or they are guys that lost their job and cant afford their vatsim subscription anymore.

Stephen Foster whole lotta projection from you there big man

@@stephenquinna8811 lol owned

@@stephenquinna8811 hahahaha crushed

@@stephenquinna8811 nickel for every time I've heard that..

How original

Golden r/madlads

Thanks for your subtitles for the subtitles

"I shall now show my respect for your personal space within MFSX by deleting myself from the chat. G'night." "G'ni-" *social distancing* "Rest in peace."

he'll ban cancer next.

Cancer denied

That was such a terrible suggestion. Giving a man 1 lesbian doesn't do anything, you need to give a man 2 lesbians!

Merciless SSJ2 and a video camera

If I wanted a woman who didn't want sex from a man, I'd get married.

ColecoKid LOL

ColecoKid INSTEAD SHE WANTS IT FROM ANOTHER MAN EVEN THOGUH SHES MARRIED

What flight simulator not being toxic? NANI? impossible

Human anus LanguageDownload PDFWatchEdit "Bumhole" redirects here. It is not to be confused with Bunghole. In humans, the anus (from Latin anus meaning "ring", "circle")[1][2] is the external opening of the rectum. Two sphincters control the exit of feces from the body during an act of defecation, which is the primary function of the anus. These are the internal anal sphincter and the external anal sphincter, which are circular muscles that normally maintain constriction of the orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. The inner sphincter is involuntary and the outer is voluntary. It is located behind the perineum which is located behind the vagina or scrotum. Anus The anus of a female (left, with prominent perineal raphe) and a male (right). IdentifiersTAA05.7.05.013FMA15711Anatomical terminology [edit on Wikidata] With anal sex, the anus can play a role in sexuality. Attitudes towards anal sex vary and it is illegal in some countries.[3] The anus is often considered a taboo part of the body,[3] and is known by many usually vulgar slang terms. The anus is also the site of potential infections and other conditions, including cancer.[citation needed] The traditional polite synonym for anus was fundament, though this euphemism is rarely heard now that medical terms are widely acceptable. Structure  Image of the anus affected by hemorrhoids. The pectinate line, which separates the internal from the external anus, can be seen. The anus is the final component of the gastrointestinal tract, and directly continues from the rectum. The anus passes through the pelvic floor. The anus is surrounded by muscles. The top and bottom of the anus are surrounded by the internal and external anal sphincters, two muscular rings which control defecation.[4]:397 The anus is surrounded in its length by folds called anal valves, which converge at a line known as the pectinate line. This represents the point of transition between the hindgut and the ectoderm in the embryo. Below this point, the mucosa of the internal anus becomes skin.[4] :397 The pectinate line is also the division between the internal and external anus. The anus receives blood from the inferior rectal artery and innervation from the inferior rectal nerves, which branch from the pudendal nerve.[5] Histology The pseudostratified columnar epithelium of the gastrointestinal tract transitions to stratified squamous epithelium at the pectinate line. The stratified squamous epithelium gradually accumulates sebaceous and apocrine glands.[6] :285 Development During puberty, as testosterone triggers androgenic hair growth on the body, pubic hair begins to appear around the anus. Although initially sparse, it fills out by the end of puberty, if not earlier. However, in some genetic populations androgenic hair is less common. Function Defecation Main article: Defecation Intra-rectal pressure builds as the rectum fills with feces, pushing the feces against the walls of the anal canal. Contractions of abdominal and pelvic floor muscles can create intra-abdominal pressure which further increases intra-rectal pressure. The internal anal sphincter (an involuntary muscle) responds to the pressure by relaxing, thus allowing the feces to enter the canal. The rectum shortens as feces are pushed into the anal canal and peristaltic waves push the feces out of the rectum. Relaxation of the internal and external anal sphincters allows the feces to exit from the anus, finally, as the levator ani muscles pull the anus up over the exiting feces. Clinical significanceBirth defects, including imperforation, stenosis, Tailgut cystFistula and anal fissureHemorrhoidsAnal abscessesSexually transmitted infectionsAnal warts, also called "anal condyloma"Anal cancer, also called "anal carcinoma", and Anal intraepithelial neoplasiaItchiness, called Pruritus aniTrauma; damaged anal sphincter (patulous anus in more severe cases)-caused by careless or sometimes necessarily sacrificial surgery in the perineal region or by rough/abrupt penetration in anal sex-can lead to flatus and/or fecal incontinence, chronic constipation and, ultimately, megacolon.  Example of a Grade IV hemorrhoid, one that protrudes out of the anus. SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-around-anus.jpg Example of Anal warts. Psychology In psychology, the Freudian term anal fixation is used. Society and culture Sexuality Main article: Anal sex The anus has a relatively high concentration of nerve endings and can be an erogenous zone, which can make anal intercourse pleasurable if performed properly. The pudendal nerve that branches to supply the external anal sphincter also branches to the dorsal nerve of the clitoris and the dorsal nerve of the penis.[7] Sigmund Freud's theory of psychosexual development, for example, described an anal stage, hypothesizing that toddlers derive pleasure from retaining and expelling feces. This is the source of the term "anal-retentive" and the derived informal term "anal". In addition to nerve endings, pleasure from anal intercourse may be aided by the close proximity between the anus and the prostate for males, and vagina, clitoral legs and anal area for females. This is because of indirect stimulation of the prostate and vagina or clitoral legs.[7][8][9] For a male insertive partner, the tightness of the anus can be a source of pleasure via the tactile pressure on the penis.[10][11] Pleasure from the anus can also be achieved through anal masturbation, fingering,[3] facesitting, anilingus, and other penetrative and non-penetrative acts. Anal stretching or fisting is pleasurable for some, but it poses a more serious threat of damage due to the deliberate stretching of the anal and rectal tissues; its injuries include anal sphincter lacerations and rectal and sigmoid colon (rectosigmoid) perforation, which might result in death.[12] Lubricant and condoms are widely regarded as a necessity while performing anal sex as well as a slow and cautious penetration.[13] Anal intercourse is sometimes referred to as sodomy or buggery, and is considered taboo in a number of legal systems. It has been, and in some jurisdictions continues to be, a crime carrying severe punishment.[3] Hygiene To prevent diseases of the anus[citation needed] and to promote general hygiene, humans often clean the exterior of the anus after emptying the bowels. A rinse with water from a bidet or a wipe with toilet paper is often used for this purpose, though anal cleansing practices vary greatly between cultures. Cosmetics Shaving, trimming, depilatory (hair removal), or Brazilian waxing can clear the perineum of hair. Anal bleaching is a process in which the anus and perineum, which may darken after puberty depending on individual genetics, is lightened for a more youthful appearance. True anal piercing is rare because it may interfere with the function of the anus. However, surface piercings of the perineum are easier to care for and much more common.

That would be a bit boring But with that in mind It might actually be more realiatic without toxicity lmao

@@GunsNGames1 wow you actually really smart in this field

Rrreee kids back boys

For some people, that's a good thing, lmfao...

@@AthiestTrucker by that logic grannies have the best gaming chair

I guess im 3.

Antares TV sweater that says “requesting mayday” and it unzips to a T-shirt that says “mayday denied”

Or a reversible sweater with Requesting mayday outside and mayday denied inside

A

Another one: Hot air balloon just broke off HARD

Yes please

Affirmative, Jesus wept

tsk tsk tsk no no no God himself*

No but he could reboot it in 3 days

The Commenter do a vertical

get that Jesus a Lesbian.

we have confirmation of jay burechel in the chat?

LOL... Tell that to XQC.

@@CrimsonRegalia do you even know who jay burechel is?

@@byronkelly4374 It was a reply to the original comment by Owen

Are Candians from Candy Land?

*lesbi-honest

@@esteban.4478 Eyyyyyyy

Why? They both like the same stuff...

get that man 2 lesbians then, that'll be a different story

​@@esteban.4478🏆

I’d buy it 100%

brought the like count up to 69 for ya bud

@@apol8245 hey thanks man

@@jackpryce4804 np bro

I WANT ITT D:

SolarWebsite some say he actually was a real KLM pilot...

@@Jerram89 Judging only by how he sounded, it would not surprise me.

Which one is the dutch pilot?

@@ranggasaktibudiputra1547 The KLM pilot(s).

I'm Dutch and this is the fist positive comment I've ever seen about my country

Correct airline terminology, I believe.

That Killed me and i cant stop laughing

**audible disgust**

@PETER ZARI "We have a plane that landed INVERTED over on Runway 37-- *audible seizure*-- 27 R with an ultralight joining a hot air balloon going VERTICAL." "Welcome to Steam Edition."

@PETER ZARI "Cry me a river bro. A 747 just got sucked into a CESSNA ENGINE." "Wait. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?" "Not here."

they used to use basket weaving in the old nut houses they would hand one inmate a load of thin wood and a basket was weaved then give them more thin wood and take the basket and hand it to the next inmate and get them to take it apart

starfox

@@Slypto the fuck?

What a useless skill. Everyone knows UNDERWATER basket weaving is where the money's at nowadays. Get with the program!

Death Korps Guardsman ONLY OGS REEMEBR LOL LOL LOL

Honored*

You mean host him twice?

@@Guy.WhoAsked sorry bruv I don't speak Americanese

@@nolanwilson4026 yep

I’m very suspicious of that Canadian spelling of honoured... hmmmmm?

@@DominikoPL yeah same here, I really can't wait to see what the new version is going to offer to that time comes it's just about dusting off the controller's or joysticks till we get the release of the 2020 version

What game is this please?

@@AverageAllan87 bruh, it's in the title.

Anyone know, is this steam edition ?

Same.

Inwoners van het glorieuze koningkrijk der nederlanden*

Maybe they actually work for KLM and have nowhere to fly because very few people are traveling right now.

G e k o l o n i s e e r d

@@Waylo2k16 no. No dutch colonies

Breathing de-nied!

Snarfing de-nied! You’re clear to cut engines, kiss the Lesbian and hug an 👽 alien!

@@lawnmowermanTX don't forget to set ignition to both magnetos and start APU

Understood... I’m crash landing this DC-10 widebody on a surplus carrier deck, delivering hookers, lesbians and some galactic aliens to a floating strip club in international waters... On final approach! My cargo hatch popped off at 62,000 feet.. but we made it! 🌮🌮👍👍

are you declaring an emergency?

Seattle Tower, request granted, may god have mercy on you all....

So uh, any luck?

@@corison2058 Yes. It's as glorious as I imagined.

Can We get a Link of some form of how to set this as the sound also. would love to have my constantly pining phone go “TO THE - TO THE MO- TO THE MOON”

I had to look up who it was, sure enough it was the "I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens" meme guy. I would wager that guys face is way more known then his actual name.

Noromdiputs have you seen the footage the pentagon released recently?

@@5000mahmud The one thunderf00t thinks is probably a bird? yeah. Might of seen the other one too at some point.

Noromdiputs crazy

@@5000mahmud What's crazy? that pilots testing infra red camera equipment might see something and not know what it is? The silly file names? The fact that the files were leaked? The fact that people without knowing anything about infra red cameras or doing any math on the telemetry to check the size and speed of the object jumped to the conclusions that an unknown object was technology beyond human understanding? Or that a phd youtuber familiar with infra red cameras did some calculations with the telemetry and concluded that it looked like it might be flapping its wings and was the size and speed of a bird? Or is there something else I'm missing?

Legend says them both are still going around

@@Angel-wo8gv hmm

I would never dislike it =)

@@Goofer_Jr Highly doubt your one of them, there is a 1 in over 3.5 billion chance that you are

@@RMSAquitaniafan55 Haha oke, this might be your lucky day. Check my channel for voice recogniz. Even got recordings of airforce joining us. Not sure if i'll make a video out of it.

Can confirm because I'm responding to one right now don't you dare kill me

Yes but actually i don't know

Can confirm lesbian speaking

Yeah but it wasn't the good sexy kind.

Yes, Seattle has many of them

classic stupidity with updated graphics 👌

Yeah, but the ability to just join some random server will be gone. The way the new multiplayer works is going to screw it up.

@@Iam_Dunn how does it work now?

My favourite part for sure, glad somebody agrees!

@Gappie Al Kebabi WTF

What a name I love it

That name is completely correct, you may proceed direct to the Kool Kids Klub

@@Coder_Tavi Ah yes the KKK

Guns N' Games I’m at a loss for words

Lmfao

Bisexuals also occasionally take part in this

What about those that go all ways. Straight, gay, bi,... And beasts.

And another question... Can lesbians become part of the mile high club, or is that only for straight people? 🤔🤔🤔

Cool ✌

I knew it the conspiracy was true!!!

How offensive to just assume that smh

Not colorblind myself, liked anyway in hope he sees this.

Awww thanks bro!

I'd recommend installing one of the countless screen filter software options (eg. iristech.co/vision/) instead. Yellow captions for AFP95 has been his style for the past decade. And the videos have KZfaq captions too.

Roger dodger chief

After some videos you will easily recognize his voice, i dont feel like him changing the color of his text is gonna be really helpfull. I mean if he changed it to green a green colorblind person will tell him to change it to another color, there is not a color solution that will fit everyone

It varies with servers. Easternhops uses Teamspeak (what Ratman said).

This was game chat. You can tell because the audio was crap. If it was clear and consistant it would've been teamspeak

@@IsaacW. "User left your channel", it was Teamspeak

@@IsaacW. It was Teamspeak, their mics just suck

@@IsaacW. you obviously have never tried game chat

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

Negative, Ghost Rider... the pattern is full.

Among our chief weapons are surprise, .....

Are you also still at war with emus?

@@brennanvilcheck9469 Yep, and we're still taking casualties.

Well God hates Australia so

@@ALRMachaT it's a meme

bryce well god probably hates you too XD

Not when I'm a passenger on one of the planes.

i guess his upload schedule is one video per month?

@@Bzons guess so?

Only for 1 month witheut upload you thought he was dead?

Hey buddy, that wasn't nice. But that's ok, we forgive you

I’m bisexual I’ll give that man my lesbian half (my torso)

Sir I think the correct term is "Yuri"

I have seen *many* a lesbian couple, and please heed my warning ⚠️ it is Not as glorious as it is in your mind. They may be in love, they may be very sexually active, but it is Not what you think it is in your poor porn ridden mind. With that being said, some of *the best* friends & wingmen/women I've ever had the pleasure to be with.

This interest may not be mutual.

Twitter is your 'friend'. _sick bag advised_

He knows his stuff. He helped me out when I first joined multiplayer.

oh thats nice!

Same

Same

Jake Doggy that’s goofed he is Dutch lol