Take a shot every time John explains that they don’t have strawberry hill and are instead using mikes hard strawberry lemonade

"Hank, get ahold of yourself, for gods sake." Lmao XD

John being all big-brotherish with Hank as he gets tipsier and tipsier is the best thing ever.

This video is seven months old, I KNOW! Butttt I turned earlier 21 this month and a long time ago (in my teens) I promised myself that the first alcoholic drink I would buy was Strawberry Hill and here we are! I’m drunk on $3.52 wine that tastes like strawberry and rubbing alcoholic with a hint of regret. I found this video specifically to make this comment. Hey John and Hank, because of course you’ll notice this comment on your old video. Hope your days went well. Happy me celebrating Looking For Alaska and being 21 day! Thanks for reading, like, comment, and subscribe.

I need approximately 100 more videos where you guys ingest alcohol. 3:36 should be persuasive enough.

**crosses fingers for a hankschannel outtakes video for this**

Mildly inebriated Hank is best Hank.

For a second I was really scared when Hank was falling face forward, but then he bit the peep and all was well.

Well we now know who's the lightweight :D

My favorite line by John green "peeps don't have flavors, just shapes."

What's the cocktail name for a blended happy meal?

I feel like that "Hank, get a hold of yourself" was so genuine, and also not the first time he's had to tell him thay while drinking together 😂

"Hank, get ahold of yourself" 😂😂😂😂

Lmao Hank handles booze the same way I handle vlogbrothers uploads

So I guess we know who holds their liquor better now, John. Can't say im surprised lolol

Hank is such a lightweight omg

I love how Hank's getting toasted, and John's just takin' it like a champ.

John trying not to giggle when telling Hank to get it together. Iconic.

I love how you can clearly see Hank being tipsy, but as soon as he starts talking facts - difining vodka etc - he's all sober sudenly. Science is science! :)

"excuse me while i pour myself another one" HANK what are you doing with that peep loving the pizza-kun shirt btw this is incredible i love it 10/10 would try

Drunk Green brothers are amazing, why has this been kept from me!??

2:14 Here we see demonstrated the two universal reactions to taking a bad shot. I am definitely a Hank, but I have so much respect for Johns.

The way Hank ate the Peep at the end made me wonder how Kurt the Punk Rock Nerdfighter is doing...you guys should reconnect with him haha

“Hank... get a hold of yourself for God’s sakes”

Love the phrase “You’re the reason we’re in this problem.” PS. I think you need to do this again but as a Dear Hank and John Podcast. PPS. I died laughing watching John judging Hank before telling him to get a hold of himself....

Drunk hank is the very best

Theres literally (or figuratively? Sorry Im german) a whole section in the Wikipedia about the Vodka story being a myth. "Vodka myth: A very popular Russian story is that it was Mendeleev who came up with the 40% standard strength of vodka in 1894, after having been appointed Director of the Bureau of Weights and Measures with the assignment to formulate new state standards for the production of vodka. This story has, for instance, been used in marketing claims by the Russian Standard vodka brand that, "In 1894, Dmitri Mendeleev, the greatest scientist in all Russia, received the decree to set the Imperial quality standard for Russian vodka and the 'Russian Standard' was born",[53] or that the vodka is "compliant with the highest quality of Russian vodka approved by the royal government commission headed by Mendeleev in 1894."[54] While it is true that Mendeleev in 1892 became head of the Archive of Weights and Measures in Saint Petersburg, and evolved it into a government bureau the following year, that institution was never involved in setting any production quality standards, but was issued with standardising Russian trade weights and measuring instruments. Furthermore, the 40% standard strength was already introduced by the Russian government in 1843, when Mendeleev was nine years old.[54] The basis for the whole story is a popular myth that Mendeleev's 1865 doctoral dissertation "A Discourse on the combination of alcohol and water" contained a statement that 38% is the ideal strength of vodka, and that this number was later rounded to 40% to simplify the calculation of alcohol tax. However, Mendeleev's dissertation was about alcohol concentrations over 70% and he never wrote anything about vodka.[54][55]"

Gosh pizzamas is always the best

2:26 Willis carrier invented the air conditioner but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything

CONGRATS TO SAID COCKTAIL WINNER

I think I need to make my whole wardrobe Pizza John.

I'm getting all vlogbrothers reunion videos in the home section and I'm here for it

Oh wow I'm here early. P.S. Drunk Hank is best Hank. I'd love to see more drunk Hank and John during P4A. Maybe a drunk Dear Hank and John episode as a P4A perk???

*Tuataria-Pizzamashunt 4* Letter:8s- I personally think the Pizzajohn-Shot Glass is an excellent Pizzamas merch item. Though there are so many amazing items with Pizzajohn's face on it. I really couldn't tell what one's my favorite. All those glorious pieces of art should have their own museum.

i was lucky enough to be in the SF show to hear stories of the aftermath of this much alcohol consumption

Hank spitting out his drink made me spit out my own drink from laughing

I didn't think they were actually going to follow through on this one, but I'm so glad they did. Watching them consume and enjoy vlogbrother-themed drinks out of pizza-mass themed shot glasses DURING pizza-mass was an extra present itself.

John: Here's to the species continuing to 2018 🥂 2020:

3:19 This is what naive self-published authors say about their books.

2:38 "I feel like I'm flying like a G6." Oh, drunk hank is the BEST HANK!!!!!

Top 10 Italian Dishes

If I'm old enough to drink but don't like the taste of alcohol, can I still use the pizza John glass for Coke??

Drunk Hank is fun'ner than regular Hank?!? And finally.. someone who can get drunk on lesser alcohol than I would!

I don't drink so I'll take your word on the deliciousness of these drinks lol. They sound impressive, though!

The next video better be explaining that inside joke, lol

So Hank handles alcohol about as well as he handles caffeine?

I didn't know it until now but my whole life has been leading up to the moment I get to see John and Hank drinking cocktails. Now I am complete

I was having a rough day and I was thinking how I wished it was Friday for a Vlogbrother's video. Then I remembered it was Pizzamas and there was a video today! Thank you guys for your great videos, they never fail to make me feel a bit better. :)

John objectively can’t eat string cheese.

I read Turtles All The Way Down in a day. I loved it so much. You’re my favorite writer John

I was really hoping they'd slap a mustache on the bottom of a cup after my suggestion. Sad day, but happy pizzamas! Thanks for the videos guys :)

Hank at the end of the video is one of my favorite things.

tipsy brothers are tipsy

I really desperately want to know about Willis Carrier now.

giggle Hank is probably the cutest thing ever. Also, John being THE older brother really got me.

3:36 that is the smile of a man who got his little brother drunk knowing full well it'd be hilarious to watch.

Hey! Longtime nerdfighter! Loving pizzamas!

2:33 WISCONSIN! Me on the daily

This video reminds me so hard of the picture where John is holding a glass of champagne and Hank is getting sprayed in the face by a champagne bottle.

I really love how happy John is recently. I feel like he was super stressed out these past few months but now that turtles is out he’s relaxing a lil :))

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER QUADRAGOCON

Another old school vlogbrothers reference: not having strawberry hill and replacing it with something that tastes better.

I feel like the most hilarious part of this video is that John acts like he's sober the whole time while Hanks soberness deterioratesXD

I’m so glad you guys actually did this! This makes me so happy

YAY for grown ups who drink grown up drinks!!!!!

too bad i'm too young to drink or else i would've enjoyed this video more

This is one of my favorite videos in a long time. The fun-just-because videos have been lacking as of late.

Saw you both tonight, thank you so much for a wonderful show!!!

This video was literally uploaded a minute ago and you already have 60 likes! The internet is crazy!

God, I've missed the old vlog-banter content. Bring on the weirdness!

All the shots were John's favourite drink of the night

Instantly putting this on my list of videos to cheer myself up with. You guys are so cute when you do co-videos. This was so happy and nice. Thank you.

Good job forgetting you shot glass hank

NOTE: this audience contains people doing people things

This video brought me so much joy. It felt so good to see all the suggestions from old school vlogbrothers fans who have been there since the beginning.

I've been anxious and unable to fall asleep so I came here and watched some pizzamas and now I feel happy and loved and in general much better. Thank you nerd fighters and thank you vlogbrothers

No views, three comments? I think KZfaq's also had too many pizza shots.

My stomach hurts watching this.

I haven't been this early in so long! A video with John and Hank together drinking? Such beauty. Thank you for brightening my day! Pizzamas could not have come at a better time :)

These are amazing. This is the high quality content I've been waiting all year for.

OMG YES ALSO JOHN I AM GOING TO YOUR SHOW TODAY I AM SO SO SO SO EXCITED

First? Alas, no. Third though. I am okay with that. It was also great to see John and Hank get increasingly tipsy as the video went on

Holy God, this is one of the best videos you guys have done. Some of that old school vlog brothers charm.

"...and I'll see you tomorrow." And also right now. I had to add the "right now". It's my favorite part. It's SO cute!

No slobber peas?!?!

I love that they have inside jokes, not just nerdfighteria jokes, but real inside jokes between them. It shows how good friends they are

Pizzamas videos are just so so good, this is the quality content I love

i legitimately literally laughed out loud at hank spilling "strawberry hill" on himself with a mouthful of peep. Thanks for making my day better in an unintentional way

Such high quality video's this week. I LOVE IT.

Ive been watching this channel for ten years. And I can confidently say that this is my favorite vlogbrothers of all time.

I think John looking at the camera and going "Hank. Get a hold of yourself for God's sakes" will be one of my favourite reunion video moments ever. I laugh out loud every single time! poor lightweight hank (i see what you were going for though!)

I loved this. You two are such gems.

this was wonderful. It was also fun seeing the video you guys referenced last night at the San Francisco show!

I'm pretty sure THIS is my most favorite Vlogbrother video EVAR! Reminds me of my friends and family and our adventurous approach to food, drinks, and fun!

I'm honestly really excited to see what the Nerdfighteria poll this year looks like. It definitely seems like Nerdfighteria is getting older, but it'll be interesting to see just how much older it is becoming

Thanks for the great show in SF last night. I was in the audience and I loved every bit of it, especially the silence during Sweet Caroline :3

You know, I'm with you, john. I too, am jealous of Hank's complete confidence in SO MANY THINGS.

Pizzamas is really here!!!! I'm so excited!!!

Hank's awkwardly enthusiastic thumbs-up at the end is everything.

"Hank. Get a hold of yourself, for God's sakes."