Playing Hard to Get at the Gyno | Zainab Johnson

Playing Hard to Get at the Gyno | Zainab Johnson | Stand Up Comedy

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Zainab Johnson's unique brand of comedy allows her to explore one topic during a set that takes the audience on a fun journey. If she's in a city new you check her out!
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KZfaq: ‪@zainabjohnson‬
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Zainab Johnson
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Grip: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asilis
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Ace Ramirez
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Mixing: Ben Rose & Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Megan Hunter
Z Gregorio
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco (IG: @mattmisiscostudios)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Unitá, in El Segundo, CA
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Пікірлер: 585

@princess_katana 9 ай бұрын

I’m a medical student doing my OBGYN rotations, I never thought someone could make OBGYN jokes funny 😭 and yes every gyn procedure was invented by a man 🥲

@willfrancescofini 8 ай бұрын

in the next 20 years do you think it will all be reinvented by women? our society will change

@KpTheG 7 ай бұрын

Ok black girl magic! I’m rooting for you! Congratulations 🎉

@OrNaurItsKat 7 ай бұрын

Soon that'll be ✨Doctor Princess Katana✨ to all of us 💞

@obtainuniversal5072 6 ай бұрын

goes to show we know ya body better

@brettbarager9101 5 ай бұрын

Yes and, unfortunately, many of the things learned by these men were at the expense of black slave women . . . Without any kind of anesthesia (cause they believed that Black people didn't experience pain like white people do)!

@ernestdaka4083 9 ай бұрын

Zainab is one of the best in the game

@thushfdo7262 9 ай бұрын

She is brilliant 👏 😅

@bluedaisy30 9 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@ronaldmarte 9 ай бұрын

She’s the best !

@agostinhovandunem9679 8 ай бұрын

Yessir🙌🏿

@willfrancescofini 8 ай бұрын

wow this is my first time seeing her I love her. she’s got it all, delivery, originality, chill, beautiful face, sensuous and sexy

@straifaces 9 ай бұрын

She is destined for the BIG SCREEN for sure. She's great and she looks like a star.

@JacyndaMinor 9 ай бұрын

She is on this Netflix show called 100 humans, it’s not scripted but she’s really funny in it. It’s a great show!

@victorc1421 8 ай бұрын

@@JacyndaMinor She's also on Upload.

@cervantesAi 8 ай бұрын

@@victorc1421 i loved her in that show

@LennonEnglish 5 ай бұрын

She released a show on Amazon prime… all laughs ya dig

@galaxylucia1898 9 ай бұрын

She’s gorgeous and hilarious!! A set about Ob-Gyn without it been vulgar is A+++! Can’t wait to see more of her 💗

@majorroman9578 6 ай бұрын

I really appreciated this about her set as well!

@beverleyreid7572 6 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@futrpdr 9 ай бұрын

I want more!!! That 12 minutes went by quick af. Her timing and transitions are golden.

@triniciaeverett8673 6 күн бұрын

I just saw her tonight at the Denver Improv! She didn't tell any of these jokes nor those from her Prime special. She was frickin HELLARIOUS!! 😂😂😂 From the Glock gun joke to Eugene the opossum, and her guy friend's boots at the door joke! We took a selfie together. ❤

@chezronstevenson6825 9 ай бұрын

The, "...never spilling anything on your shirt," took me OUT!💀🤣 Personally, I feel seen😊! *Zainab is hilarious!

@juicymiss87 9 ай бұрын

Omg that almost took me out I was brushing my teeth 😂

@TheJohtunnBandit 9 ай бұрын

Laughing so hard I probably woke someone across the street. I *totally* play hard to get without meaning to!

@heafie 9 ай бұрын

Just give them the link...they'll get it 😂

@Tommyoda 9 ай бұрын

i lol a couple times and wasn’t even paying attention lol

@monicarenee7949 9 ай бұрын

I just had a Pap smear a couple of days ago and I’m laughing because I didn’t scoot far enough forward at first, acted like I didn’t know I had to put my feet in the stirrups lol like I never got one before. I’m 36, I’ve been getting them for years 😂

@willfrancescofini 8 ай бұрын

@@heafiefactual💯🤣🤣 i just found Zainab off this video and she is tremendous

@heafie 8 ай бұрын

@@willfrancescofini and we found you 🙂

@ekdaufin1485 9 ай бұрын

Give her a Netflix special! Great writing and timing and presence!

@Nearlynamaste 6 ай бұрын

She has a new Prime special out now.

@Whitemilkenator 9 ай бұрын

"I'll be saying her name." I laugh so hard! Netflix you better start giving her a special

@CM-dh8py 2 ай бұрын

Seconded. I would watch that!

@malstarrainbow 2 ай бұрын

She has one!!

@Whitemilkenator 2 ай бұрын

@@malstarrainbow When was it???

@malstarrainbow 2 ай бұрын

@@Whitemilkenator October 2023. Correction to what I posted I see it’s on Prime Video actually. Sorry.

@jalondradavis1565 9 ай бұрын

“You gotta say something niiiiiice”😂😂😂

@garciavashchino1 9 ай бұрын

She was a great sport and funny for it... I hate when comics make fun of others w/o some self roasting... She gave me a full roast and I love her for it!!!

@slartibartfast7921 9 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@JustinRiray 9 ай бұрын

She gave us her full roast beef

@Lovessoloman 9 ай бұрын

She is sooooo right! All this technology and there's no better screening than a mammogram?!😂 A man DEFINITELY created that mess!

@karysmuh 2 ай бұрын

There is, an MRI will do it and more accurately, but insurance companies won’t cover it unless a traditional mammogram has shown you as positive.

@Lovessoloman 2 ай бұрын

@karysmuh MRI is not first-line screening. You must have a negative Mammogram, and then you insurance will CONSIDER an MRI.

@karysmuh 2 ай бұрын

@@Lovessoloman pos/neg, maybe used the wrong term.. I thought positive meant you were shown to have the thing but entirely possible I’m wrong. The main point I was making is that MRI is technologically speaking an option. It is more comfortable, it is more accurate, and insurance companies will not pay for it until they put your boobs through the painful press first.

@p382742937423y4 Күн бұрын

As they created everything

@aatiti2011 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was so funny! She never disappoints!

@scottcarr2032 9 ай бұрын

This is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. She's amazing I need to find a special or even a bootleg live she's hilarious

@acevanefan 9 ай бұрын

Beautiful and talented. 10/10 Zainab.

@MrNH718 9 ай бұрын

Why do you feel the need to mention her looks? So weird

@user-wp8sy2zq3v 9 ай бұрын

@@MrNH718 I bet it was just an observation, a good one may I say. And it's true. Zainab is beautiful and talented. Somehow, she reminds me of my (biological) sister.

@Tommyoda 9 ай бұрын

off the chain funny 😄

@slartibartfast7921 9 ай бұрын

@@MrNH718 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it’s their right to express it. She is funny in my opinion, and beautiful.

@OReily08080 9 ай бұрын

@@user-wp8sy2zq3va very astute observation indeed

@vguitarman 7 ай бұрын

The bit about never spilling anything on her shirt made me stop walking so I could give it the proper laugh it deserved.

@TheShowerofSlime 9 ай бұрын

Zainab keep this up and you will be getting your own special and touring the country!

@MarayaGavin5839 9 ай бұрын

Lmao she already touring the world love, betta Google my girl Zainab!!! she don’t play!!!

@aaronbriggs6821 9 ай бұрын

Already happening

@markofisaiah1449 9 ай бұрын

“You gotta put somethin on the plate” 😆

@DKDUBBA8165 Ай бұрын

Lol that part had me rolling 😂😂

@XiAdu2 9 ай бұрын

I like her style. She’s hilarious 💙

@AJ-ks9ef 9 ай бұрын

Haven't seen Zainab in a minute! She seems ageless. Flawless, effortless beauty and humor ♥️

@uprimus 8 ай бұрын

I haven't seen her in so long that I was wondering if she always had hair 😊

@AJ-ks9ef 8 ай бұрын

@@uprimus Only her true fans, who have been there from the beginning, would understand that comment. Love it!😄

@Oratile-nl9eo 8 ай бұрын

@@AJ-ks9efshe was rocking that exotic-bald-supermodel look back in the day. She still is gorgeous though.

@AJ-ks9ef 8 ай бұрын

@@Oratile-nl9eo Yes indeed!

@user-wp8sy2zq3v 9 ай бұрын

"That's some good a** customer service." It's hilarious!

@ZebraLens 9 ай бұрын

She turned into Stewart from MadTV: *_Staaaaaaaahhhhhp_* 😂😂😂

@bossyboots5000 9 ай бұрын

But without the "look what I can do!"

@CourtTV. 8 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@martinkem 9 ай бұрын

THIS IS COMEDY!!!.. Best laughs i had this quarter

@eriwhere 4 ай бұрын

I'm in the hospital for over a week and this made me laugh real good. My hospital room mate wondered if I was crying 😅. Thank you 🫶

@ajohonly3721 Ай бұрын

I hope you’re doing well 😢

@blahblahblahlogan7061 9 ай бұрын

“Pediactrics is that way” 😂😂😂😂

@sarah9044 9 ай бұрын

For women, going to the ogbyn is kinda like pets going to the vet. Reallllyyyy don't want to be "examined" 😂

@DoctorFashion 7 ай бұрын

She’s hilarious’! Her storytelling is on point. Love it 😍

@TCt83067695 9 ай бұрын

Literally hollering at the never spilled food part. Zainab you owe my neighbors an apology on my behalf.

@Mr.MallyMall 8 ай бұрын

Zainab is funny. This is the first time I have ever seen one of her sets and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

@rosa-cu7ku 9 ай бұрын

She’s smart and funny. Best combination. Thank you!! Keep it coming!

@filipepsico293 9 ай бұрын

Omg this girl is sooooooooo good! Wasnt expecting that, this is some crazy netflix special pro right there! Go get it girl!

@rachelkutner2838 9 ай бұрын

She brought it. Finally a good set! Last couple sets have been lacking on the Don't Tell page

@jiffyb333 9 ай бұрын

Absolutely hysterical! Had me grinning ear to ear for the entire set :)

@Reallyerinrenee 9 ай бұрын

Had me rolling on the floor. So hilarious, and stuff I have experienced but never heard before! So original! I'm waiting for your special, Queen!!

@23kofi 9 ай бұрын

Zainab is the best😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@XENOpz 8 ай бұрын

She's so funny! And her laughter is hilarious too!

@joerurigi601 8 ай бұрын

"I'll be saying her name", that's a bar...

@misterpalmer 9 ай бұрын

Yo! That set was beautiful, BRILLIANT, and perfectly delivered. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

@FabFame 8 ай бұрын

Ok, why did my device pause to give the definition of “malignancy” when she said “hey Siri, is it benign?” 🤣🤣🤣

@AhmedLovesBread 9 ай бұрын

I love Zainab!! She is absolutely hilarious

@renamanvelova5200 2 ай бұрын

I love her voice. i look for her comedy all over youtube, only get a couple of minutes. That's how you know there good comedian you have to pay to watch the whole special .

@royalnerd717 9 ай бұрын

Amazing job yo.. I like how she brought the final joke around again... 10/10

@qbconnect2883 9 ай бұрын

Man this girl is a comedy goat in the making 🐐

@markusgeimer3099 9 ай бұрын

I want so much more of her! She's great!

@nii_amart 9 ай бұрын

She always kills it!

@kumiredruid 9 ай бұрын

Burst out laughing several times, great set.

@evenflowsteven 9 ай бұрын

One of the funniest sets I’ve seen on this channel in a long time. Hilarious!

@gimaiyo 8 ай бұрын

Try Jackie Fabulous

@naithorlain1976 9 ай бұрын

Gosh! She is gorgeous!

@assortedfrogs5879 8 ай бұрын

Man i didnt even get a gown at the obgyn, i got a paper shirt and a paper sheet. Im a big person, neither covered enough. Then the doctor came in for a consult for like 10 minutes before getting around to the exam. Like dude i could have at least been wearing clothes while we talked, im half naked as it is and were just sitting here chatting like that's normal.

@OverwatchUA 5 ай бұрын

Wow, such a great set. Delivered perfectly, so smooth and natural. Also, she's so beautiful!

@tjelanascott3169 9 ай бұрын

She was funny as hell. Her set was impeccable

@jmjones7897 6 ай бұрын

The eyes sell it. Perfect timing. Outstanding delivery

@marv_line 8 ай бұрын

Zainab is HILARIOUS!!! Love her!!!!!

@bobbojojo 9 ай бұрын

literally hilarious 😂😂 she did activate my siri though lmfao

@9godofthe6ix 9 ай бұрын

I could wife a woman with this kind of energy. She's me as a woman 😂😂😂

@high.vibrational.collective 2 ай бұрын

Do you have any videos to watch?😊

@Celeste-in-Oz 9 ай бұрын

Funny 👏😆 ..also, 5:06 I had to pause the video and tell my phone that was just a joke 👀 …we live in a weird world

@stacccurrency 9 ай бұрын

😂😂 👏🏼 got the crowd dyin laughin lol

@hellobye4984 9 ай бұрын

This deserves way more views she’s hilarious

@jaylou8721 9 ай бұрын

People that are able to laugh about themselves are the greatest This should be a lesson to sensitive communities and people😜

@Deezy_Ankh 9 ай бұрын

She went from bald to willow Smith 'I whip my hair back n forth'. Damn sis, in the first couple seconds that head was whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. 😅

@JuaniqueVerde 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Zainab this was hilarious! We need more!! Glad to see you back. Only you could make going to the OBGYN hilarious for all genders!! That shirt spilling part had me like 😮🫢🤭 cuz I spill all the time. But now I gotta breast reduction, so I’ve joined your team!! Whoo 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 I hope to see more of you soon!!! 🧡🧡🧡

@sandilemasemola6593 9 ай бұрын

She's really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@funmioh 9 ай бұрын

I’m just so in love with this woman 😂

@9TO5G4MERS 9 ай бұрын

She killed

@casied7226 9 ай бұрын

Hilarious from start to finish!! Amazing set

@iamviewer 12 күн бұрын

tackling issues with a good sense of humor : one of the best comedians out there 👏🏿

@MKE87 9 ай бұрын

Loveeeeeee Zainab. ❤❤This is an amazing set.

@oumerisha 9 ай бұрын

Great jokes and amazing delivery! 👏 ❤

@jschillean 2 ай бұрын

You are funny asf I swear breath of fresh air for comedy keep Tawk in dat shhh💯🙏🏾

@maniagonewild120 9 ай бұрын

Gorgeous and HILARIOUS. Wanted MORE!

@m.alexander5587 8 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen a boring zainab stand up EVERRRRRRR!

@Distaval 9 ай бұрын

Great set! All the way the way through 😂😂

@EzeObinne 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant! Thank you, Zainab. 🎉

@unclvinny 5 ай бұрын

What a natural!

@xapokalypse 9 ай бұрын

First time seeing her. This was absolutely hilarious

@BoogieBoogsForever 9 ай бұрын

That was funny and fresh for real. Keep going!!

@williamharvill7492 9 ай бұрын

This is a damn good set, and she is visually stunning.

@yodad4776 9 ай бұрын

Gorgeous ..funny ASF and smart as whip ..u go girl

@WonderfullyMade_Lex 9 ай бұрын

Need to see more of her.

@sthomas6369 9 ай бұрын

Wow, she's good, I like Zainab!

@FollowerOfChrist144 9 ай бұрын

She’s funny!😂

@Toofast4005 6 ай бұрын

Such an incredible set!

@Tyfynys 7 ай бұрын

She is hilarious. I love her 😂. This made my day.

@ebt7 7 ай бұрын

So good. Thank you.

@JeanetteMoseneke 9 ай бұрын

One of favs...Love Zainab

@user-uf5sd3yk6g Ай бұрын

Honestly, mate, you are brilliant. Thank you.

@user-ks7rl5ne6q 9 ай бұрын

last time i saw zainab she didnt have hair. 😆 thats a long time man. im happy shes back. what a joy

@afrosamourai400 9 ай бұрын

And she didn't even change except for hair..

@tashinaking3198 9 ай бұрын

Terrific set! 😂😂😂😂

@JediGuy1000 9 ай бұрын

Great energy, very funny!

@Aizee_Vee 8 ай бұрын

first time listening to her and i love her already. She's so funny!!!!

@andreyamatthew2035 8 ай бұрын

That bit never dropping stuff on her chest has me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sino3318 5 ай бұрын

so funny !! love this

@CraveComedy 9 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!

@hereigoagain5050 8 ай бұрын

Guy who invented the first mammogram hooked up an x-ray to a panini press. The press wasn't necessary. Don't know how he does it, but my Dr keeps his hands on my shoulders while checking my prostrate.