Kitty girl reviewing bad games?? Forget Netflix and chill! I'm gonna binge watch this!!! *salutes*

"You get on the stick" made me almost chew my tongue off.

What if Tommy Wiseau made a game?

I already knew the game but this review was HILARIOUS :D The spoof at the end is just awesome. :D It's incredible how much effort you put in your videos Octavius!! Great job!

I rewatch this when I'm having a bad day, never fails to make me laugh!

The stereo separation in this game is amazing.

LMAO! You know what? I think you may have topped Angry Nerd here. It was nice seeing some of the other choices available. My God, they were worse than the main narrative of the game. Also, your "game" was fucking hysterical. Awesome sauce!

This is one of the most amazing reviews I think I've ever seen on KZfaq, just wow.

My favorite part of your review is where you did that skit at the end where you totally roasted the game with your own version.

Didnt know about the title , I thought it was a Mario Spoof, because of the title. Funny video

amazing vid :)

one of the best reviews Ive ever seen ) gamers dont wear scarfs needs to be made lol

This has been one of my favorites of your videos so far. Great skits to help balance the insanity of this "game". Keep up the great content (even though this on's nearly a year old XD).

Yay you're back, great vid love how you make even the dullest game entertaining.

I just found you last month and I have your theme mostly memorized, this channel is awesome

The girl in it has an interesting career; Jeanne Basone was 'Hollywood' in the original GLOW then later went on to do a lot of short wrestling videos which would be of...interest to men and loads of bondage, submission and domination videos. She went from hitting the ropes to being hit by ropes.

That was hilariously awesome! Just came by after watching Nostalgia Nerd's vid you were in. Think I'll stay a while!

Are you insane Octav1us ? You're gorgeous, any man would be lucky to be with you.

Brilliant video. Love the “what the f@ck am I watching” badges, could do with a pin badge with that most days. Congrats and keep up the great work.

This game is empowering. Everyone should at least have a go at making a game or writing a story because no matter how bad it may end up you can always point to it and say yes I could do better but at least its not as bad as plumbers dont wear ties.

You deserve sooo much more subscribers! Love your work!!

That letter opener guy has got more stamina than you'd think.

Your videos keep getting better and better keep up the good work. I enjoy watching you and you quirky since of humor.

Not exactly Zachary Quinto's best work. Or his poor forgotten-about doppelganger's.

Your content and yourself are so funny and creative, keep it up!

As hilarious as ever! I find I always get much more emotionally invested in a game if I can relate to a character but sadly unlike John I don’t wear ties (nor am I a plumber)

Loving the new intro, it's mega slick!

At last another vid. Love your vids please keep em coming

My gosh, it was sooo funny! :D Octavius' form of presenting games is just the best! :D

That was hilarious, great video as always!

I just found you through Larry -your videos are great!

Decided to do a 5 year Anniversary channel marathon so here is my HI to try and make the algorithm be nice. Fun and great no matter how many times i have watched them.

Got on to your channel from Cannot Be Tamed :) Ever since the avgn did this I've always wondered "Is that all there is to it?" And yes, it looks like it is ;) I don't own a 3do so I'll have to watch out for that rare pc version...If I even want to suffer through this myself!? Thank you for reviewing this XD

I had a 3DO years ago. I remember finding this game and wondering what kind of mysterious backwoods hallucinogens these "game developers" were dipped in. They sold this. In stores. At full price. And somewhere, someone bought it. The 3DO was loaded up to the tits with bad games but this one had to be the worst title available. Awesomely hilarious vid. Way more entertaining than playing the game. Good thing you had all those WTF rainbows laying about.

Videos are getting better and better :)

that was perfect ! Seriously though, i've seen your tweets, I hope that university is going ok

Dying here. Absolutely hilarious. Both you, and the game. And the soft toy octopus. Especially the soft toy octopus. I'm off to watch the Manic Miner and Horace vids.

You so deserve your own TV show this was hilarious 😂

Thanks for playing that so I don't have to! It could be its own genre: PMV - Part Motion Video. We started, but we couldn't be arsed to finish!

I paused for a bit at 24:53, because I am a bad person.

LOL love the spoof at the end :).

Welp, this is perfect timing to say this shit is getting a switch port.

Laughed my ass off. Then it got creepy. Then it got funnier. Probably your best video ever.

BTW, great video. I have been looking for another AVGN like subscriber and I enjoyed your review. Funny as crap. Thanks.

Lol, you do love your odd ball games hun, keep up the awesome work!

To answer the job question, YES. Plumbers will always be needed. They're like electricians. You can NOT outsource them

Fun fact: Jane was played by Jeanne Basone aka Hollywood from Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling

This game has amazingly... bad sound quality.

Love the Alice Drawing on the wall

I was staring at 24:52 and then I noticed that sign. Why is it called a restroom? I tried having a nap in a cubicle once, but I could not get comfortable. People just kept coming and going. So I tried using the disable toilet for a kip. It was much roomier, but an actual disabled person turned up, and kept banging the door.

This game definitely seems more like an experimental website circa the 90s than a game. So very odd. Super amusing video though. :D I came over after the video with the Mouse Police with Guru Larry, and it 's a like and subscribe situation here now for sure.

This is so funny! Keep it up! :-)

Thank you for making this really bad game into a very entertaining video I like the solid snake part and the ending reinactment that had me cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂

octy question.... where did you get your cat ears????? im after a pair and can only find the small wire ones... :D

That's made me laugh so hard that was brilliant thanks you've really cheered me up that was so funny

Good to see u back 😀

25:21 Her smile and optimism: gone.

What a brilliant video - thanks :-)

...and out of the back of whose van was this game being sold..?

awesome video and that horace shirt is great

Million subscriber channel in the making!!!

Just found your channel through ashens. Subbed your funny and make some good content

Just discovered Octav1us . My new favourite channel.

This is hilarious, TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OWF 😂😂😁

Cthulhu is calling me and telling me that gamers don't wear scarves. You made a fatal flaw with your remake, you forgot to remove the pop filter when recording the audio.

Best ending ever! Thank you!

One of your funniest videos! 😂 And my condolences for having to play this game... 😱

I always thought this game was terrible, creepy, sexist, embarrassingly bad titillation. That was until I saw the actual box-art just now, and noticed the word 'comedy' describing it. They totally knew what they were making and I now believe they were trying to 'do irony' and failed :)

I'm glad you seem to have recovered from those disgusting comments you were getting a while back. You seem much more confident in yourself recently. Keep it up 🙂

Glad I found your videos

Fantastic work.

Personally, I enjoyed the parallel universe chase scene at the end -where Octav' is chasing Octav', Octav' is chasing Octav' because she's chasing Octav', but also Octav' is chasing Octav' because Octav' wants to get with Octav' -but not in the same way as the other Octav', because that's illegal. Also, if you replaced the letter opener with a pair of scissors, there's a barely-stretched "scissoring joke" to be made, which might be responsible for one (or several?) Quantum Singularities within our current universe.

Just so everyone knows. Limited Run Games is re-releasing this game for PS4 in 2021! NO JOKE. Look it up!

Amazing vid!

Jesus... you warned this was bad on twitter. I thought it was at least going to be an interactive movie. There's gotta be something very wrong with a game when the average premade dvd menu on imovie is a better interactive experience. Thank you for putting yourself through this in order to make such a fun video out of such a miserable game. You're the hero this website needs.

Read the description after watching about 1:30 into the video. Huh, didn't know Nostalgia Nerd could make such awesome sounds with his voice. I assume that he did the octopus voice... :P

Kirin was a subsidiary of Digital Pictures Inc responsible for Night Trap

I keep thinking the video is broken and I need to restart the youtube app, and then I realized that's just the uhh, seconds per frame of this game

"Did you put LSD in this again?" Lmao, I'm fucking dead. Subscribed!

I can’t get over this ‘game’ or whatever it thinks it is. Dead funny to watch your take on though, you made it interesting 😊😋

I never noticed the cat trying hide before. Guess it realized what kind of game it was in.

It would be quite tempting to remake this using KZfaq and unlisted video links.

I'd buy your game if it was real. Thanks for another amazing video! :)

Hilarious video! thanks for the lolz.

Thresher: "TAKE YOU'RE DAMN CLOTHES OFF" Me: "How about I take your head off?"

You're a stronger being than I, there's so much cringe in that game, I have to take the review in small doses!! excellent video nonetheless. ^_^

Good to see that all your videos are back. It's great to be able to watch them once again. Keep up the good work. Seriously though, this woman deserves our respect for murdering her own sanity for playing these games as well as her dignity... For doing that thing at the end where she wears nothing but a bra... What the f*ck am I watching ?

That actress was the original bad girl, Hollywood from the GLOW women's wrestling league...her most famous wrestling days were prior to being in the game, she also did numerous guest appearances in popular films and television shows.

I was in a different tab when I started this video and all of a sudden I was like "Did I click on a new Kickscammer video instead?"

At the abandoned building part, I immediately thought that "Yackety Sax" would make the scene more amusing... After all, it's still less absurd than what's happened previously!

Soo funny. You made me laugh so hard 😊

I'm more or less positive the 'developers' of this game were working in the adult industry before hand and probably with some degree of accuracy, assumed that rather than put any effort in they would simply photograph themselves in varying states of undress in order to garner some ill deserved money. Sad really... But once you've seen them they're old news. Where next? No replay value at all... Better to hold back and maintain an air of mystique and put some actual effort in. Then you will still have a job after everyone is spent. The male actor is probably still doing plumbing as it is a very stable industry. Until they replace pipes with smart pipes or something...

I bet Nostalgia Nerd made you record a few takes of the Codec scene

I would totally play your game! :D

How the hell have I avoided this game for so long?

I knew i'd picked the wrong week to stop putting mescaline on my cornflakes.

For some reason , Dizzy Egg brought me to you but I'm happy to stay .

Show me your twin snakes!! Most epic!!!

Your version was much more entertaining the the other "Game", Kudos Octav1us.

Your review of this terrible game is great made even better at 24:53 :-)