"Mal ain't got nobody to live for" is crazy🤣🤣🤣

Prayers for rorys kid. Broken leg, can't sleep. Life is already tough.

Mal gonna raise a mini Draymond green😂

TIMESTAMPS: 11:54 - Demaris admits she is suffering from a hangover and she shares her weekend expedition 26:39 - After the weekend recap, we discover that James Harden discovered that he has a girlfriend 28:40 - Drake is getting cooked (again) for his latest outfit and caption 34:00 - Rory is still ducking that Chris Brown smoke 44:54 - Bad Boys 4 was a commercial success, and somehow this leads to us planning our funerals to avoid mishaps. Mal refuses to let his girl mourn her ex, and we all debate on what the appropriate time of mourning is. 1:12:00 - We have voicemails! Both follow ups about relationships past, and we discuss our icks in regard to intimacy. (Timestamps taken from their podcast description on other platforms. No idea why they keep leaving this out of the youtube bio)

Bedtime routine. Nice bath with lavender for her. Set the tone with sounds of nature music or lullabies. Make sure she’s dry. Tell her you love her. Read a book with her. Place her in the crib. Tell her it’s time to go to sleep, Daddy loves you. Set the night light up. Place the baby monitor in the room. Check in periodically without her seeing you. Eventually, she will cry herself to sleep. The first few nights will be tough emotionally, but ultimately it will be best for the baby and family too.

Baby D saying sprinkle me outside of Las Lap is crazy! 😂😂

Rory sleep coach finessed the Phil Jackson/ Knicks coaching deal where he somehow coached them from CA 😂

Julian wilding with the gun sound effect when Rory said he was in Sandy hook 😭😭😭😂

Demaris and Julian were both hilarious and a mess in this episode lol

Julian is the king of one liners

Drunk baby d is a vibe 😂

Baby D talking about death and her last day plans is a very vital conversation to have. Lack of planning for things like that are why families pop out with gofundme's, fights over the will (if there even is one) and fish frys because they failed to plan and write it out as they should have.

Demaris getting finer and finer ❤❤

I can tell when the episode needs to be listened to multiple times. 😂 I'm dying laughing as I'm doing other things.💀

Y’all didn’t give that “gave her a filling” line enough credit 😂

Rory...from a parent. No matter how it feels, you gotta let the baby cry it out. Julian is right. You have to start it off the rough way. It wont last as long as you think. We started off with having our daughter in our room, but in a bassinet (to help her get used to sleeping by herself and so we didnt have to walk across the house in the middle of the night if she woke up hungry)....once she was sleeping thru the night, we let her sleep in her room in the crib.

Getting married in the church next to a mass school shooting is insane .. legit insane .. and I’m not even superstitious lol

I got hiccups from how much the crew were making me laugh! Another great ep, the funeral segment was hilarious 😂

Yo let Baby D rock…she cookin to be hungover lol

lol ight Mal’s back!! Lmfao “wash that cat! Rawr!” 😂😂😂

non parents giving parenting advice is my favorite lol

Demaris sister🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Interracial Bad Boys is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣

00:00 - Rory paying a sleep coach b/c his kid don't want to sleep in her own bed 04:15 - Julian explains why Rory did that 10:35 - Baby on board sticker conspiracy 11:30 - We realize that Baby D drunk, shoutout Burgers and Bottles 15:15 - Rory, Jamaican Wedding, Sandy Hook 20:35 - Mal roasting Baby D for being drunk and addressing him, but didn't do anything this weekend 21:36 - Happy Bday Julian's mom / parents be (*&^%ing 24:42 - James Harden's reaction to his GF catching the bouquet / hidden GFs / hiding kids 27:27 - Julian admiring Drake's dad pants at son's soccer game / kid sports and parents fighting 33:30 - Rory preemptively theoretically ducking any smoke with Chris Brown, spinning cane kick 37:06 - Shoutout Nick Grant, Mal's getting out the house 38:07 - Baby D still drunk, Rory gay, Happy June 39:39 - Rory copping pleads for saying Kendrick was clout chasing, Top's tweet 41:15 - Ads 42:25 - Mal wanted to watch the new Bad Boyz, but nah / didn't beat 45:10 - Will Smith watched Bad Boyz in public 46:55 - Funeral talk... You die, wyd? 52:25 - Demarius could kill Rory easier than Mal / Mal's funeral would be lit 55:40 - Julian don't %^$# with funerals 56:30 - Sprinkle Baby D's ashes in front of last lap, Rory's in the dog bowl 59:00 - Bad Boyz numbers are good, but how about going to your EX's funeral? Can your main go to their EX funeral? 01:08:54 - Julian racist, but will the pod eventually see Bad Boyz 4...? Baby D gotta date with a rando 01:10:58 - Not watching sports is a red flag for Baby D, some men don't watch sports but that's not hip hop 01:12:44 - Voicemail 1 - update from military man... missing teeth and sagging turnoffs... if she got stuff in your crib, yall together? 01:27:40 - Voicemail 2 - update from Los from Chi... cheating and herpes 01:35:35 - Tour date info

Nah we gotta get Demaris a raise bro she putting up some of her best numbers this quarter.

Rory and demaris friendship makes so much sense with this conversation 😭😵‍💫😂😂😂😂 48:02

GET OFF MY MOM😂😂😂😂

Mal & Will Smith doing the fusion dance in that thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂

Rory, I have 2 girls 5 and 3 now. This book , Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old: A Step-by-Step Plan for Baby Sleep Success, helped me.

Nah catch me of my pivot hits different!

Yo the chopper sound after Rory said he was in Sandy😂😂😂😂

That Raaaah was wild 😂😂😂😂

1:16:26 🤣 watching this while im in my lunch break working at the dentist is a crazy crossover

Mal: I didnt do anything this weekend (for the 4000x time) Mal later in the ep: I tried to see BB4, but it flopped - whole story just sounded fake lmaooo, everytime Mal has these random stories that just "dont work out" it sounds so forced and fake esp the way he tells it.

Rory, do not let the her cry. You have to pick her up, rock her or whatever in her room, then put her back in the crib. If she cries do it again. She just needs help to get comfortable in the crib, she’ll get used to it if you stick to it. Sleep next to her crib. be supportive but also let her know she can’t sleep in y’all room. You won’t get the best sleep at first but it’ll be worth it in the end.

...I almost died when that casket popped up at 50:49... 😆💀

Baby D and her sister having their funeral affairs in order is actually really smart! More young people should do that because there are a lot of people who die prematurely without having their assets, valuables, and plans worked out. And then the state or federal governments can literally sieze those things no matter if you have family alive. It's a bit morbid, but it can save you and your family a lot of stress and grief.

"Oh you should just move here" is CRAZY, Rors! lol

Hungover Demaris > Merlot Mel

Jesus christ Julian 😂 @ 35:06 talking about Chris Brown dancing: “look at that leg…. swing” 😂😂😂

Try a warm bath or pat down, also try and stop the later naps. This can help with her wanting sleep. Set her down turn on some white noise and let her soothe herself to sleep. A first time parent here and it was agressive for a week. But luckily she finally went to sleep. Hang in their Rory.

These thumbnails 😳😞😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They tried to play you Julian you was on fire today probably more then anybody else lol

Rory: “So I was in sandy hook this weekend” Julian: “Rrraaaaahh” (adlib) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Demaris ex's gonna look at the casket like ' i'd still beat......... why you leave me!!!!! bury me with youuuuu!!!"

Damn Demaris lil sister thoooo 😍

Read between the lines the whole episode... Mal & Demaris were each others date for Bad Boyz & she fucked up the plans. They keepin it low. When you listen to it w that ear its so much funnier

Damaris is toast😂

Demaris is fantastic

This pod was so funny

Rory please don’t listen to ppl who do not know how it feels to have to get up with a screaming baby at 3:15am. Don’t.

Baby D having a flu game 😅

Julian always has the references on deck.

Bro you should read "12 hours sleep by 12 weeks old" it works 💪🏻 lol

D’s finished. 😂😂😂😂

As soon as they showed the Chris brown clip I knew Mal was gone bring up the Quavo situation 😂

Shout out to teh thumb nail designer....smashing it

Demaris like that girl at work that’s just a cool chick at first and then after you see her every day for a year, she start looking mad fine

Having a schedule for your kid is so important

I appreciate that y’all showed Julian screen and yall put that coffin ⚰️ 🎉

Mal should make Rory do the commercials by himself. We all know it was his idea 😂

A sleep coach Rory and her being there with you? Come the fuck on! 😂

"we've never fucked" is hilarious 😂

Baby D looks so Cute. Is it the braids!!!?

I thought Julian was doing whip its lol

Shit crazy when Julian has to explain to Rory how to treat dogs/kids and is 1000% correct lol

lmao mal does look like will.

My 3 month old son just slept the whole night through last night, Rory I recommend a sleep schedule (example: shower, bottle, and white noise) and cop the Baby Merlin sleep suit.

If Rory is sick then so am I because YES WHO TOLD YOU? 😂

Damn so this pod was Demaris’s flu game? 🤣💀

Demaris was cooked😂😂

Demarcus said “hbd love you “ 😂 21:40

Demaris the star of the show fr

18:53 sounds like an inexpensive destination wedding to me

Demaris keeping the humanity in this pod man, damn..

Black Magic’s Boy 😂💀

45:18 nobody realizes when he talking about not noticing will smith in a movie theater, demaris said “i woulda smelt him” ??😂 wtf

I need a spin off show with angry Rory and Julian. The 2 of them ranting about sht would be funny

Rory wedding outfit was crazy 😂😂

Julian be killing it 😂

Julian bringing up the drake stuff just to not address the reference of the caption is too funny bro cannot hide his bias

Colorado Springs is straight up like 3.5 hours from Aurora 😂

it should just be Rory & Mal on the this podcast i swear 😂😂😂😂

the "baby on board" sticker is there to let emergency responders know if a child is in a car if theres an accident

Crazy work from Mal at 1:24:00 😂😂😂

"Kai Cenat??" 😂😂😂😂

I had a consult with my pediatrician re toddler sleep and let me tell you worth every cent!

Baby D still lit from the night previous is crazyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rory said “swag” and I’m dying😂

My new favorite podcast 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪🏾🫡🫶🏾

@1:24:35 Mal went nuts right there! 🤣🤣

The tooth chart took me outtt!!

He's a 8 but you ate 😂😂😂😂 Pause ⏸️

Non parents shouldn’t give advice but in this case Rory should take any advice that doesn’t cost him $ 😂😂

Bro is delusional thinking a strange woman is going to come to his house to put his kids to sleep for him. The entitlement is crazy.😂

Is it just me or baby D is the real star of the Rory & Mal pod lol ? And she don’t gotta try hard either

Bro. Listening to this Pod and hearing Mal talk about parent/child sleep training was excruciating as a parent. He obviously has no clue the wear and tear full time parents have to withstand in regard to a baby that won’t sleep without the parents! Him or Baby D! I don’t know how Rory sat there without snapping. Painful…smh lol. Keep podding tho’ folk!

I’m glad they were able to get through that drake segment with out making it weird

Demaris doing her best Mel impression 😂. I’m not consoling somebody over their ex FOH

Baby Wise is a great book for sleep scheduling for kids