Podcast idea: the reverse of this. People who are beneath the law and get their own personal laws. For example, every time Kermit pees on the floor, he LEGALLY has to wear a sweater the rest of the day

Omg when Jenna's hair matches the BEAUTIFUL SUNSET COLOR

Jenna is above the law and is able to participate in any basketball game she comes across. Julien is above the law and is able to drink orange juice WITH PULP straight out of the container where ever he is. So Jenna can go play at an elementary school basketball game and stomp on their dreams while Julien drinks all of their orange juice on the sidelines.

Tom hanks should be able to sit on any bench with any person and tell them his life story and they have to listen

I think Jenna and julien are above the law they should be able to have AS MANY DOGS AS THEY LIKE

Julia Roberts, Sandra bullock, and Anne Hathaway are all above the law. Their privilege is that they can swap responsibilities and movie roles with each other no questions asked. They also get their own Snapchat filter and are allowed to randomly quiz julien about their identity at any given moment. If he gets it wrong, he cleans the kitchen.

Jenna: I quit! I quit the podcast! Julien: So it's just the Julien Podcast? So boring... I just talk to myself for an hour? Yeah, unfortunately that came true... then it ended :( I miss them so much ♡

Steve Carell, he can become regional manager of any office whenever he wants

Rule #1: DONT BE NASTY Rule #2: don't go to their house. Rule #3: water your cermet Rule #4: be a virgo Rule #5: duel before the sun is in the sky, pick a place to die where its high and dry

Ok since Jenna started "ey bby" it has transformed into *the* couple of words in my vocabulary to say whenever I have the occasion.

Jenna - You don't like my foot? Julien - *what's the contexT?* Me- UMMMMM JULIEN

Jenna should be above the law: She should be able to walk into the Beauty Supple Store and get whatever she wants for free!

Bob Ross, if he were still alive, would be allowed to give anyone a hug whenever he wants and interrupt any public speaker to talk about trees and animals and being happy at any given time.

Okay so now we need to make it our goal for Ryan Higa or Jenna to make a video of him training her for her basketball game tomorrow

6:02 the saddest foreshadowing I've ever experienced. I miss them both together 😢😔

Julien is always so proud of his segue ways and it warms my little Pisces heart every time I watch him do it. On the other hand, Jenna’s Virgo self gets the intense urge to correct or criticize him but is always overcome by her amusement and appreciation of how happy it makes Julien that she really doesn’t mind. Their whole friendship truly makes my heart melt I love them so much!

TrackR for Virgo: Find your mind after your Aries makes you lose it TrackR for Aries: Find your Virgo after they purposefully lose you

I think cement should be above the law and he should be able to automatically call 911 if he's ever feeling unsafe and every policeman, firefighter, and medic in his local area has to arrive at the scene and give him pets to calm him down

Can I use TrackR for when I lose my mind over Juliens segue?? Every time... I don't understand how you do it

Cermet should be allowed to cry whenever he wants Paesh should be allowed to be cradled whenever she wants Mr Marbles should be allowed to resurrect himself whenever he wants

Julien should be allowed to cough as loudly as he wants in any public or private setting. He can come into my house and cough directly into my food. He can come to my funeral and cough in my casket. Jenna can say Hell Yeah as loudly and in whatever dumb voice her brain decides to say it on that particular day. She can be at Donald Trumps assassination and yell HELL YEAH after it happens, and she won't be suspected of carrying out the deed because she's Jenna Marbles. thanks for coming to my tedtalk

Jenna, this is about to go kinda deep into your chart. But here we go! You're a Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon and Aries Ascendent. What this basically means is you do have a lot of Virgo tendencies, for example, certain things needing to be in certain places, thriving on a schedule, love learning, and are extremely hardworking(though you have spouts of wanting to do absolutely nothing at all) Your Moon in Aquarius(like me!) would mean you're very observant, a lover of human nature, and you may have always felt growing up you were "different" but that was a source of pride for you instead of making you feel shy. But you can also be emotional and lonely at times. Your Ascendent in Aries is why you and Julien are actually very compatible. The qualities that would infuriate a Virgo Sun with a different Ascendent and Moon actually are funny and cute to you. You probably enjoy watching the storm that is creativity and don't mind cleaning up after it because it promotes imagination. The fun thing about astrology is that every planet and every sign plays a part in who you are. It's just what pieces of which you get that create your unique person. 😇

Just happened to randomly get this video on autoplay, and Julien commenting about how bad him doing the podcast by himself would be broke my heart.

How many tomorrows away is Jenna's basket ball game??

Happy Birthday Mom, Queen of Virgos. You both do so much for us. Never feel guilty for taking some time for yourselves. The Dink fam loves you guys.

ten seconds in and Jenna already used a voice. this ones going to be good

honestly hilary duff should be able to get any role or part she wants in a tv show or movie and should be able to guest star on every new disney channel show bc she will make it 100x better

5:59 ok but like- WHY IS THIS HITTING ME SO HARD? THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

The kid that made the "I have a basketball game tomorrowww" vine is above the law and should be allowed into any and all basketball games everywhere.

I like how Jenna's hair matches the sunset

“Its just the julien podcast.... its so boring i just talk by myself for an hour.” This didnt age well AT ALL

Jake Paul's neighbors should be allowed to arrest him at any time and make him stand on top of a news van for however long they want him to.

What was my life about before jenna & julien?

I showed my husband you screaming I'm a Virgo and he's a Virgo so now he screams it at work. I'm a pieces so it's a intresting dynamic he said he doesn't believe in that and I made him listen to it was like hun you see you see...

Jenna should be above the law in that she can have ANY crafting materials for free when walking into ANY supply store with no questions

I'm an early Aries, and my BFF is an early Virgo. We've been friends for half our lives and couldn't be any more complete opposites, but that's what makes us so compatible.

we need another podcast with the troll master Debbie

MOM AND DAD THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US ONCE AGAIN

jenna should be able to put acrylic nails on anybody and they can't be mad about it

When Julien was talking about how he "dominates" the kitchen, I checked the description bar to see if TheSkimm was sponsoring the podcast lol.

Jenna should be above the law - able to play in any basketball game she wants to, as long as it's tOMoRrOW

"Rule #1: Don't be nasty!" She says with her foot on the table

Marbles is above the law because you can't arrest a ghost

My husband is an Aries and I am a Virgo, we have been together for 18 happy years, sure we had our ups and downs and a couple break ups but that was all when we were still growing and learning from each other.

"Which one do you want? The blonde one or the crying one?" 😂😂

It's just 0:08 and Jenna has already said " *JULIENUUHHH* " I'm living 😂

Dolly Parton can break any and all laws and we will have to THANK HER!

John Mullaney is also above the law and should be allowed to shut down Delta Airlines at any given moment and he should always fly first class.

Im not gonna lie I have noticed a severe lack of the Dr. Phil theme song

Jenna is above the law, she's allowed to join any basketball game ever for the last quarter and if the team she's in loses Jenna gets the trophy anyway.

5:57 "I QUIT! I QUIT THE PODCAST!" "what so its just the julien podcast? i just talk to myself for an hour?" oh :(

5:58 I’ve been going through the old podcasts and omg... there are so many times when things like this happen :(

"Is that an earthquake or you moving?" 😂😂😂😂 that is literally me with my boyfriend 😂😂 he moves abruptly and is super loud it's hilarious lol

2 seconds into the podcast and Jenna is already 110% DONE with Julien

How is Jenna THIRTY ONE?!?! Impossible. She looks like she's 20.

"the dog will LIKE it" made me laugh so much

Julien: *aggressively coughs* Jenna: jULIENNNNN

Good luck at your basketball game tomorrow, Jenna!!

I, a virgo, just recently unwittingly moved in with an Aries. Today I witnessed her putting tortilla chips into the fridge....WHY?? THEY DON'T NEED TO BE COLD

in the state of kentucky, if you fill out a form and have a child under the age of like 6, they get a free book every single month. i used to live in kentucky and saw commercials for it all the time. Dolly was even in the commercials. it was reallly neat.

If the Jenna and Ryan Higa basketball collab doesn't happen, I'm going to be PISSED

Esto1121 should be above the law and have access to all video equipment he needs for free, and be given extra hours in the day, just for him, so he can make more videos

Jenna, Julien, I reccommend looking up your zodiac birth/natal chart so you can find out your MOON SIGNS which will help you understand why you may not be completely Virgo or completely Aries. I always tell people to use cafeastrology's birth chart bc it explains and you can put in your info easily. :D love to see y'all talk about this topic again!

GIRL, my boyfriend and I are both Scorpios... But we aren't like semi-scorpio, we are both FULL-FLEDGED SCORPIOS. My birthday is the 14th, his is the 16th! LOL so basically, two scorpios are either perfect together and super lovey and happy or RAGING STUBBORN MONSTERS. Luckily 99.99% of the time we are gross gushy loving people so it works out fine. We just have to struggle though the crazy sometimes😂

James Corden from late late show can hop in anyones car at anytime and play whatever songs he wants and you have to sing with him, and drive him wherever he has to go.

My dad is a Virgo and my mom is an Aries! The have been together for 34 years now and still going strong!

Morgan Freeman should be above the law. He should be able to go into anywhere with a PA system and announce whatever he wants over the mic for as long as he wants.

Jenna is above the law in that any time Julian makes a fire segway she can set fire to one of his possessions.

I NEED a compilation of relationship facts, advise and how to's, from Jenna & Julien. I will love you both no matter where life takes you, but I'm so happy you both found each other!!! #relationshipgoals

when ur signs aren't compatible but it's literally never gonna come between you bc... *LOVE*

Get your natal charts done now! Ascendant sign is your personality or what people perceive you as. Moon is the hidden self/subconscious/emotions. Everything just filters out through your sun sign. Also seeing where your planets are can help you understand what one another needs in relationships or language of love. It's a very helpful tool and anyone that says it's useless have never tried to actually read or learn about it. The deeper you go the better I swear. There's also different kinds of astrology in which a lot of other parts of the world use than the one we use! You guys should do your life path number or numerology next!

The Primitive Technology guy can renovate any building anywhere, by just putting special mud and sticks and leaves on them.

Love your videos. My goats sit and listen as I feed them. You have goat fans:)

I AM HERE FOR THE BINGING WITH BABISH SHOUT OUT. That channel is the definition of awesome.

How to Dominate Your Kitchen by julien solomita

I think Vera Farminga from Bates Motel should be allowed to tell every person (no matter your age) that you cant go out with your friends, and have to stay in your house and eat whatever she cooked.

title: our compatibility first five seconds: *JULIEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN*

The sun sign, the moon sign and the ascendent are the three most important parts of one's astrological chart and those three basically form the personality. I just learned from the comments that Jenna is virgo, aquarius and aries, which is flexible earth (virgo), fix air (aquarius) and cardinal fire (aries). A very varied mix. Having the aries in her chart explains why she and Julien get along so well. I can also imagine that Julien has a prevalent earth sign in his chart, Capricorn or something, which would match well with Jenna's virgo. And he probably has another sign that matches well with Jenna's important signs. :)

Since Hurricane Harvey I have fallen behind on every podcast and vlog, slowly catching back up. I have come accustomed to hearing your 2 voices so often that they have become so comforting for me. Thank you!

Damn, watching this in 2020 and the bit about "what, so it's just the Julien podcast now?" hurts my heart

Claims to be vegan. Breathes oxygen. ok.

DINK DINK on a TUESDAY?! GURL I was not prepared for this kind entertainment, call an ambulance next time before you make my heart stop beating

Bo burham is above the law because he's far more talented than most pop stars... So he should be able to parody any pop artist and have that song replace theirs on the billboard top 100

This podcast has been there for me through the hardest years of my life. I knew it held a special place in my heart, but I could’ve never predicted this feeling. I wish you guys the absolute best in life ❤️

I think ESTO1121 should be above the law - he should be able to take time out of college (the college literally just stops running for a couple of days) to make FIRE ASS CONTENT FOR KZfaq

Above the law... The Debbie Machine. She can tell companies they have to support the Dink Fam. No questions, they just agree. She can progressively make it harder for Julien's fire segues in support of Jenna. Also. Obama. If he sees politicians acting badly he can put them in time out. They can't come out until they're ready to behave. Priv. He can boot anyone, no question, on any stream. Oh you have a mod? Yeah. It's Priv. And Matt Mercer from Critical Role and mad voice acting gigs. He can make anyone he comes into contact with role for anything he wants.

Jenna is just a walking healer and you can see juliens growth in her presence over the years. I have only love and admiration towards them 💗

5:59 hits hard in 2020

I know no one will see this but I just want to put this somewhere so I can move on from it I don't really have anyone to talk to. I just got out of an abusive relationship and I'm struggling so much. I feel so bad about myself and like I'm so useless and I miss him so bad but I know he's so toxic for me and I can't have him in my life. I'm finding college so hard but it's so important because I want to go to vet school and I have to work so hard to get in. On plus side these podcasts help me sleep and I literally listen to two or three a day. Jenna and Julien are the best I appreciate all the effort they put into all their content so much. Dink fam is the best fam ❤️

Can we have a podcast of you two just reading Cher's tweets. That will be hilarious.

Hell yeah, Binging with Babish is amazing! Didn't know I needed this in my life until I started watching! Cocktail Chemistry is fantastic also, with a similar aesthetic!

Jenna was right about Dolly foundation buying more kids books then any other group, her foundation works so a child can be signed up for free books and a book appropriate for their age gets mailed to them once a month. She wanted to make sure any child has access to books no matter what. She does all kinds of stuff though- like all the families who lost their homes in the terrible fires from last year she gave them each $1k a month for housing and helped them get the money needed to put down for a new home. She has foundations to help kids who need school supplies. Dollywood also has one of the largest bald eagle sanctuaries in the US. There's tons of other stuff, she's pretty much a saint to all of us southerners. #PraiseDolly

Dr Phil should be able to council anyone he wants, whenever he wants, just to get the world excited about their lives.

claims to be vegan, doesn't eat any meat or dairy products. ok.

i think that misha collins should be able to walk onto any set he wants and automatically get to play any role he chooses and has full creative freedom with how he plays said character

16:18 What makes it even funnier is when they moved into their new house and she made that video to get furniture she said "idk where all my forks went" And now we know

We need to get Julien a Segway so he can literally Segway into his segways

Can you do a podcast with ad?

I'M A VIRGO AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I TURNED 21 ON THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER YAAAAAY

You're not annoying the internet, guys. Your relationship is awesome, it's hilarious and absolutely entertaining.