THE MOST FUNNIEST BRITSH SOLDIER
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14 жыл бұрынThanks Soldier
@helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 жыл бұрын
Man suffers Delirium from tea withdraw (2009)
@jeffhickingson174 5 жыл бұрын
NOW THATS NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT A WELSH we like faking cider and beer
@wsketchy 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeffhickingson174 yeah thought I saw a dragon tattooed on his back thanks for the confirmation
@Xander_Zimmermann 5 жыл бұрын
Especially when we Americans throw it in the Boston harbor. 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@wsketchy 5 жыл бұрын
@@Xander_Zimmermann well that comment was unwarranted wasn't it
@rubio1290 5 жыл бұрын
Americans are British you moron
@crybaby703 4 жыл бұрын
“Dad, what did you do 10 years ago?” Dad:
@haltocarrick5504 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: I used my GMG *P* , with fookin purpose
@TheKingEd1tor 4 жыл бұрын
WELCOME TO MTV CRIBS
@lad8142 4 жыл бұрын
True
@Creedio90 4 жыл бұрын
Rxspzct funni meme format
@Cheemster 4 жыл бұрын
how in the world does this have 6.3k likes but only 6 comments??
@MrMarkguth 2 жыл бұрын
It’s now 2021, hope he and his mates are still alive to laugh at this
@dWFnZWVr 2 жыл бұрын
I posted a link here a while back to a fb repost of this video where he was tagged. I think it’s been removed now because I assume people bothered the bloke-my bad lol. But, yes, those in the video are alive and well.
@stephenbranigan3303 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@xixi1x34 2 жыл бұрын
Oh than it's nice if he is alive.
@auberginereverie 2 жыл бұрын
Some guy called "RandomGary" claims to be that extra dude. He has a reaction video of it and it will come second if you search it.
@icealkion 2 жыл бұрын
2022 now
@datboiashy2957 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's in the sun, with no clouds, is enough for me to think he's the strongest Brit ever
@loco4loco 9 ай бұрын
This is what happened when us Brits have too much sun
@herknorth8691 7 ай бұрын
"Mad dogs and Englishmen"
@M.One.XJ6 7 ай бұрын
@@loco4loco Cant blame them when they are out training in Wales and Scotland in the hills and mountains toughest terrain we got in our backyard as its just always shit raining sideways, muddy, cold and always groggy. Give a Brit sun like that they don't know where to put their emotions xD Usually bogged down from the weather
@loco4loco 7 ай бұрын
@@M.One.XJ6 indeed
@souravdash3230 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when a British drinks coffee instead of tea
@jmemphisTX 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh look, Another American that probably has never even left his fucking state
@TheRealBleach 4 жыл бұрын
@jamie cole It's a joke, we are supposed to be the best at banter and sarcasm mate you are a disgrace to the nation lol.
@holmes6878 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmemphisTX its a joke, dont go insulting dudes
@jmemphisTX 4 жыл бұрын
Ignatius Holmes or what ?
@giraffe5967 4 жыл бұрын
Why do Americans come up with the most original comments 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂
@lemmy6782 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens to a Brit squadie when the tea rations are running low
@goldcut3281 4 жыл бұрын
Haha your funny...not
@dudeskie2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@goldcut3281 triggered
@aarongofford3517 4 жыл бұрын
Blunty 1 I’m English and thought this was funny 😂
@dudeskie2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@aarongofford3517 So am i. i was replying to the other dude who didnt rhink it was funny...
@lemmy6782 4 жыл бұрын
@@dudeskie2000 me too we got to have our cuppers fk the ammo aslong as the tetleys gets thru 😀
@benivinson3693 2 жыл бұрын
If the rest of the army had the energy this man had we’d still have the empire
@InceyWincey 2 жыл бұрын
They do, unfortunately the military aren’t actually run by the military but by politicians. Much of the military wanted to govern the empire very differently to how Whitehall wanted it done, and there are practically thousands of newspaper articles written by various figures from all parts of the establishment, but especially the military, warning that it could only ever lead to revolt. Books were even written on the subject. The biggest problem the military has is that it isn’t allowed to run things how it would really like to in its jurisdiction, because if they did everything would run perfectly and everyone would be safe and well provisioned, and then the public at home wouldn’t be scared of the military, which in turn would undermine the governments fundamental basis for control, and there would be nothing stopping the general public from more actively demanding the government be held to account.
@Cooldude-ko7ps 2 жыл бұрын
@@InceyWincey yeah. In my opinion militaries should not be run by politicians.
@Cooldude-ko7ps 2 жыл бұрын
@@InceyWincey how did the military want to govern the empire?
@Cooldude-ko7ps 2 жыл бұрын
@@InceyWincey what is the fundamental basis of a governments control? The military? Surely someone realises that military members are normal people and that in a government tyranny like situation most of the military would usually side with the people.
@blahblah8037 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cooldude-ko7ps Yeap. Sure helped the jews in Germany. And the 100m dead soviets or Chinese. But yeah. They’ll side with you.
@russellwilliams4317 2 жыл бұрын
I served plenty with the British in the ME and can only say one thing---badass! They would NEVER give ground nor lose face. A force to be reckoned with!
@notgadot 6 ай бұрын
🦁
@mihailshevchenko2368 5 жыл бұрын
I can sense the pushups this guy had to do after his platoon officer saw the video
@mistakenface5316 5 жыл бұрын
Turns out that he is the platoon leader
@dylanmcgarry5993 4 жыл бұрын
Mistaken Face hahaha ha. Laughing my head off of that was the case.
@aaronlol6703 4 жыл бұрын
Oof lad
@paxmosley5950 4 жыл бұрын
Nah , our military allow this shit to amuse our men for morale boost , unlike the American military
@johncalabria1607 4 жыл бұрын
Probably none, there’s no real infringement in this video. You could make an opsec argument, but I think it’s weak at best, nonexistent most likely
@Thegoldenerabodybuilding 5 жыл бұрын
" We got open fresh air widows,.... Bulletproof in fact" 😂🤣😂
@hotdog9259 4 жыл бұрын
Can't break a window that doesn't exist
@centurion756 4 жыл бұрын
You see Ivan when you have net over hole enemy knows not if I has a bullet proof windows
@sirsupesafro7637 4 жыл бұрын
@@centurion756 i read this in a Russian accent and it made me chuckle
@centurion756 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirsupesafro7637 well now I am happy
@deathswitch2008 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes the standard issue bulletproof fresh air windows, used in every military installation
@saxonstacker7269 2 жыл бұрын
Soldier's humour is unique. Humour out of adversity. Brilliant.
@TheREALJWMGaming 2 жыл бұрын
And here we have, the GPMG, or as I like to call it, the GMGP - I'm the General, using this Machine-Gun, with fucking Purpose" Love it😂🤣😂
@Mod-rw9cw 2 жыл бұрын
Gimpy
@yuripuri639 2 жыл бұрын
GMGP does sound better than General Purpose Machine Gun.
@nepnepguythegreatestofall6032 Жыл бұрын
Introducing the fully automatic General Machine-Gun Purpose
@wiretom 5 ай бұрын
Killed me off that 😂
@saintkartano 2 ай бұрын
Ought to be on the currency!
@uselesspatty4235 6 жыл бұрын
Enemy Sniper:THIS GUY WON'T STAY PUT . British Soilder:THESE ARE BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.
@itsyaboibenjones4279 5 жыл бұрын
*Shakes in Taliban*
@Gussyboy06 5 жыл бұрын
The enemy wont shoot him because he has the balls to take his plate carrier off
@somerandomdumbass7433 4 жыл бұрын
*speak in bomb wire language*
@dogz7506 4 жыл бұрын
*Speak in vest underneath the shirt with a detonator in hand language*
@ItsGorka 4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Chill Born in Wales, made in the British army.
@Patrick-er2ld 4 жыл бұрын
commander: where's the backup The backup: welcome to MTV cribs
@coolsceegaming6178 4 жыл бұрын
patthemightymat Commander: can we order 50 more of this guy?
@just_violet 2 жыл бұрын
Only OG players can remember when the trailer was used as loading screen...
@mst7806 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh and smile. Greeting from Australia. I hope this bloke is having a great life after serving.
@floatahhh 8 ай бұрын
🏴 🇦🇺 you guys are our blood cousins
@mst7806 8 ай бұрын
@@floatahhh Absolutely.
@rjtp2552 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's not wrong about the windows being bullet-proof. Nothing breaks.
@alexriv1737 4 жыл бұрын
@Ghost God Gamingwut
@norbertvarga1210 4 жыл бұрын
Just your skull
@liquidleopard4495 4 жыл бұрын
Was it not funny when the soldier said it?
@SomeKrieger 4 жыл бұрын
RJ TP ya and it’s just fucking Magic when a corpse comes around. Use the fuckers as sand bags.
@auberginereverie 9 ай бұрын
i understood 85% of the words he said due to the cameraman laughing out loud, yet it's still enough to give me a good laugh
@SpotownProductions 2 жыл бұрын
As an American i would drink a beer with him, he would fit in well with the country boys cheers.
@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 2 жыл бұрын
soft fat yankees shut up brits and russians are the best
@derth9230 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot
@kitma9 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot
@hog7302 2 жыл бұрын
@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 you wish
@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 2 жыл бұрын
@@hog7302 wish what. THIS IS A FACT the only thing that gives u courage is a gun. u have no guts u pussies. never have i ever heard of a tough yankee never. what have u guys done that might impress anyone apart from california and the pussies u can get on holiday. u have never won a war and will never
@napoleonbonaparte4951 4 жыл бұрын
And that's how Britain conquered half the world
@Flakz911 4 жыл бұрын
Absolute madness
@Flakz911 4 жыл бұрын
@Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ like your country never invaded anywhere lol the difference is we conquered while you get your ass kicked
@lordsofafan372 4 жыл бұрын
@Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ twat 😂
@Vivigreeny25 4 жыл бұрын
This reply section, oml-
@fennymitch2019 4 жыл бұрын
lords of afan I agree
@superdot9513 5 жыл бұрын
ARMA 4 leaked gameplay
@allenbackbone 5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a goddamn mod for Arma 3 with this blessed of a man
@Syrruies 5 жыл бұрын
THIS HAS TO BE THE TRAILER FOR ARMA 4
@itsyaboibenjones4279 5 жыл бұрын
*Leaked footage of Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 4 (Colourized)*
@ps4trolling681 5 жыл бұрын
Super Dot not a good idea
@kate86ss 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@ibizenco 2 жыл бұрын
August 2021: This WAS Helmand province. My heart and thoughts to out to all good Afghans, who will now be suffering under the taliban again.
@leisureclub_ 2 жыл бұрын
they were also suffering under American + NATO presence also... Airstrikes always killed civilians including children, women & old people from more than 20 years... but yeah... that was not allowed to be shown to the world...
@hannahdyson7129 2 жыл бұрын
@@leisureclub_ Sadly its much much worse for them now. 😞
@UkSapyy 2 жыл бұрын
It was the airstrikes that did this. If Americans put boots down on the ground and helped the afghan goverment before they started bombing the place for the revenge of 9/11 we would'nt have todays problems. Those air strikes created more tailiban fights than they killed.
@johnjason1251 2 жыл бұрын
@@UkSapyy yep
@johnjason1251 2 жыл бұрын
@@leisureclub_ also a few US soldiers did abuse their Power by killing civilians on purpose and also many other brutal Things...
@Uaeboravisma Жыл бұрын
2:48 "pen y bastard bont" gotta love he added Bridgend
@eazycakes2593 4 жыл бұрын
The Taliban be like “don’t kill that guy. He’s funny...”
@johnd.1855 3 жыл бұрын
No replies so I'll break it. Also, 160 likes without a reply?! I'm offended for you. P.S I'm the 161 likes chap.
@koreantoaster9246 3 жыл бұрын
John D. Quiet dude we all agreed not to talk to him
@shylz731 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO 💀^^^ the comments above me funny asf
@osmanthuswine4928 3 жыл бұрын
@@shylz731 shhhhhh
@wolfd89 3 жыл бұрын
like 421. sorry, not sorry.
@carnaljohnson4399 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m the general, using this machine gun, with fookin purpose.”
@riptidecosmos5772 5 жыл бұрын
bourbon
@carnaljohnson4399 5 жыл бұрын
@@riptidecosmos5772 yuh
@christiansantillan184 5 жыл бұрын
General Purpose Machinegun
@carnaljohnson4399 5 жыл бұрын
Ted Bear Yuh
@norayrizahanian1653 5 жыл бұрын
carnal Johnson I saw this the second he said it
@kibster9325 2 жыл бұрын
"we've got no twin towers" well neither does the us, remember the reason ur there m8.
@theceo678yearsago5 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@deeoneill801 2 жыл бұрын
People don’t actually realise how much a sense of humour is actually needed, plus…you will talk about everything. Literally, fucking, everything.
@User-dc6sm 2 жыл бұрын
jeah thats why the sententence "you need a good sence of humor in a trench comes from" If you are stuck in a foxhole with a guy for 9 hours, you better entertain yourself so that you don't go crazy
@laszlobiro3588 5 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attac But most importantly He invade iraqq
@pisiontgroszyv2116 5 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AFGANISTAN !!!
@sosukeaizen8224 5 жыл бұрын
Dolcsászár just like a person said
@FoxyBoxery 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Lasko395 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit you killed me😂😂😂
@kepone3121 4 жыл бұрын
he has "gay lord" written on his plate carrier 0:28
@2lbsTrigrPull 4 жыл бұрын
Nice catch! ^^
@SorcererAC0 4 жыл бұрын
Roland Owen You have a lot of fuckin chromosomes in ur eyes good find
@airekusandaa9529 4 жыл бұрын
Nice one man
@SorcererAC0 4 жыл бұрын
best amv there's writing above the straps stranger
@awddfg 4 жыл бұрын
*_gay brit_*
@Soop_Man 9 ай бұрын
13 years later and this is still funny
@Aerophina 2 жыл бұрын
1:30 "BI-NOC-U-LARS"
@gregorysolo3992 3 жыл бұрын
Taliban commander : why didn't you shoot him? Taliban sniper : I was.. laughing
@ins34 3 жыл бұрын
220 likes and no replies? What a world
@gregorysolo3992 3 жыл бұрын
@@ins34 I didn't even realize I got so many likes thx for you reply btw
@k.dalexander3803 3 жыл бұрын
seen like 10 of the same comment
@urma7713 3 жыл бұрын
I just that fucking pfp.
@wessexdruid5290 3 жыл бұрын
He was - Welsh.
@BruMonger 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine him doing running commentary during a war 😂
@dogz7506 4 жыл бұрын
“IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU’LL SEE AN ISIS MEMBER WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TRYING TO HIT OUR HEADS WITH LIVE ROUNDS!”
@ArialArialArial 4 жыл бұрын
ALL THE ALLIES THE ENEMIES BRAKE DOWN OF LAGHIN AND THE WAR STOPS HAHAHA
@drugdealer4357 4 жыл бұрын
Where I don't see any
@coolsceegaming6178 4 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Stirapanny i’d join that war in an instant just to be in his division.
@hank6624 4 жыл бұрын
"IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE A TANK COMING OUR WAY AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US BUT IT KEEPS MISSING!!"
@carisaunders2346 2 жыл бұрын
Giving his mates a good giggle! I bet he kept them entertained when he could. So glad he came home alive!
@domjonah4329 2 жыл бұрын
There have been people like this through each and every conflict around the world. God Bless them all.
@lauralishes1 3 жыл бұрын
People like this are so valuable in the military. He probably got a lot of soldiers through their time even more than he knows.
@augustferdinand6462 3 жыл бұрын
You speak the truth. Thinking positive is everything in shitty situations such as war.
@arandomkreiger2191 3 жыл бұрын
Pma
@markiv2361 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, that sums up the british armed forces, a bunch of clowns with guns.
@markiv2361 3 жыл бұрын
@@noblesix8549 no, I myself am British and my comment ment they act like clowns, they are great soldiers I just meant they had a good sense of humor
@Interdiction 3 жыл бұрын
@@noblesix8549 He meant CLOWNS .He is not to be trusted
@öoööäoööä 6 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc but most importantly He laughs bacc
@DarkShadows-me2fj 6 жыл бұрын
No man, he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he laughs bacc
@öoööäoööä 6 жыл бұрын
Dark Shadow haha good idea
@DarkShadows-me2fj 6 жыл бұрын
Your welcome bro
@Benjiman645 5 жыл бұрын
Did you change your name yet
@bobthedude9424 5 жыл бұрын
He can't protecc He can't attac Bust most importantly He forgot to get his pills back.
@petebony4664 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Making the best of a terrible situation while keeping moral up! I'll bet that guy is a hoot to go out for a drink with, I would certainly buy him a few pints! Absolute hero!!!!!!!
@blackcat5159 2 жыл бұрын
Humour when facing adversity shows character and strength , hope he is still with us and not suffering PTSD. Bet he gets bought beers all night , thanks for your service.
@-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB 3 жыл бұрын
He really is, boosting their morale.
@blurred939 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. And Soldiers like him are necessary in today’s Military.
@GruesomePizza1992 3 жыл бұрын
There's always a few platoon clowns, this is hilarious.
@LOLMGS 2 жыл бұрын
@@GruesomePizza1992 he was maby one of the school clowns and just evolved into that Lol
@StanOwden 2 жыл бұрын
You really need a high moral to kill innocent civilians.
@Pmp_258 Жыл бұрын
Bros carrying morale on his back
@nmus6246 4 жыл бұрын
America: we got Carl Norway: we got læfy Britain: we have a random soldier that's funny
@pepeshel8445 4 жыл бұрын
Justin. Hi big up læfy
@darthbane2552 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
@darthbane2552 4 жыл бұрын
Stfu Carl lol
@Matteo64985 4 жыл бұрын
ISIS: we got abu hajar
@Navoii. 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@geoderegartta8009 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a soldier hate their job in such a comical way as much as this guy!
@vilmaimperial4807 2 жыл бұрын
I also impressed of how you get to imitate how the general commander Col. To put up with duty and equiptment to work with and you had it speaks out with funny logical mind of describing how its not easy to be there.
@keelanbrown7747 3 жыл бұрын
"He died serving our country" "He was a great cameraman" "How'd he die?" "Well... uh... Laughter"
@atomicbetrayal1 3 жыл бұрын
WE FINALLY FOUND THE WEAKNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY CAMERAMAN: LAUGHTER
@LumboDumbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@atomicbetrayal1 CAMERAMAN AIN'T IMMORTAL ANYMORE EHHEHEHEHHEHE
@davidlipton7818 3 жыл бұрын
The killer joke
@boffffff 3 жыл бұрын
i wonder if he is still alive?
@planespotterjl 2 жыл бұрын
@@boffffff and who he is
@josephlim2567 3 жыл бұрын
The enemy sniper on the other side: "Oh shit he is back at it again"
@potatolikesbionicle1673 3 жыл бұрын
Taliban officer:ah shit... everyone guns down and scopes out Eian is back at it again with our weekly entertainment
@wolfenstein3015 3 жыл бұрын
"Everybody quick its the British comedy hour!"
@freakishlyundead1050 3 жыл бұрын
I cracked up reading this comment.
@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfenstein3015 lol
@teamroberts5820 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marvinc9994 2 жыл бұрын
Well done, Mr Biden: your brilliant 'tactical withdrawal' makes all the sacrifice by British and American soldiers and their Afghan friends and helpers SO worthwhile ! And those kindly Taliban chaps are ESPECIALLY grateful.............
@neodutch 2 жыл бұрын
Tru Dat.
@highonsmog 2 жыл бұрын
British could have added more troops, and taken over.
@janpatka3303 2 жыл бұрын
Welp, the agreement with Taliban was signed when Trump was still in charge. Both Biden and Trump are to blame. Also, other countries also had their soliders in Afghanistan. Like mine, Czech Republic.
@neodutch 2 жыл бұрын
@@janpatka3303 Welp? Ok Boomer. Biden trashed everything Trump did, but was seemingly married to this one. But he changed the dates to the worst possible time. This is all Biden.
@TheMotoboy247 2 жыл бұрын
Bro you nailed it forgot the bits tho lol ….thank you for serving, I did too for 8 years…get er done ..you made my night mates..
@ghostwolfsniper1981 4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that he says "biinoocculaaerrrrrs" then stares into the empty zone
@darthbane2552 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO 👍
@ghostwolfsniper1981 4 жыл бұрын
23 likes. Woah
@ghostwolfsniper1981 4 жыл бұрын
:) 30 likes
@ghostwolfsniper1981 4 жыл бұрын
80!!!! Likes!!!
@cameronleach5902 4 жыл бұрын
ghostwolfsniper_ 76 146 likes
@frederickt8423 3 жыл бұрын
I love how people used to post videos on KZfaq just for fun and not for the cash
@connorfithen8160 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@KrefOner 3 жыл бұрын
damn right noone seems to be addressing this foken e beggars
@ahuman2179 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@grootsyt 3 жыл бұрын
i still do that :p theyre in dutch tho
@raitamangfamily517 3 жыл бұрын
Aw man I miss those times
@nspinicelli 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the brits in Helmand. And the Danish.
@TacoStacks 2 жыл бұрын
Alrighty...
@georgejackson4790 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahas
@dangerouswater 9 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there was a sniper 2 miles away thinking "I am having a hard time getting steady on him....."
@wasabiemans 9 жыл бұрын
I doubt any Afghan sniper has the weapon or skill capable of 2 miles but I get the joke lol
@orlock20 8 жыл бұрын
+TheNoobStevio The AK-47 used by the Afghans can't hit a human sized target at 200 yards twice even if its stuck in a vice. To make it worse, they tend to chop off the butt and shooting it while the rifle is at their hip or way over their heads. Accuracy is not their strength.
@wasabiemans 8 жыл бұрын
orlock20 definitely not
@wasabiemans 8 жыл бұрын
***** lol
@kubo0691 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq 5 жыл бұрын
ok youtube recommends this to me 8 years later
@atanpeep4162 5 жыл бұрын
It had to be cleared
@edwardzero9275 5 жыл бұрын
9 for me
@griffindachel4246 5 жыл бұрын
I watched this video like 4 years ago and now it’s back
@atanpeep4162 5 жыл бұрын
@@griffindachel4246 RECOMENDED RE RE RE WIND
@sextus541 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@davidcarrasco118 2 жыл бұрын
"Open aired windows.....BULLET PROOF in fact!!!"......that did it for me 🤣
@jamessmaby8758 2 жыл бұрын
Thank You lads this brought Me back to the funniest times in my infantry days !
@neeltheother2342 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm the general using this machine gun with fucking purpose." ded
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 2 жыл бұрын
Say that in squad when you have a gobby soldier telling you what to do with the machine gun.
@wulfengel 2 жыл бұрын
I love being British for that very reaon, the way how we talk
@jabezteng9872 2 жыл бұрын
I'm calling my GPMG the GMPG from now on
@neodutch 2 жыл бұрын
@@jabezteng9872 GMGP
@carlnewman24 2 жыл бұрын
@@neodutch or just call it a Jimpy like every other crayon eatin' mong
@Kyle0ng 3 жыл бұрын
flares to shoot at the locals when they're fuckin' about :'D
@R0C4I 3 жыл бұрын
what does it mean fuckin about?
@Kyle0ng 3 жыл бұрын
@@R0C4I Messing around, acting silly.
@R0C4I 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyle0ng Thanks for an answer.
@captaincacksparrow9517 3 жыл бұрын
“No staff sergeant they where already burnt to a crisp when I got here, I promise”
@maxmccann5323 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking locals*
@moonshineofthemoon8054 Жыл бұрын
These guys in the field are always the best.
@Anonymous-iq3kc 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to meet this guy and thank him. I hope he made it home safe. Thank you.
@martinsohajek6111 4 жыл бұрын
When you showing your room to your girlfriend.
@scarzandy436 4 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@danielgraham5199 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t relate
@Creedio90 4 жыл бұрын
xd lmao
@Myemnhk 4 жыл бұрын
This is the cum corner
@BigDaddy-je2nq 4 жыл бұрын
I only got as far as the mounted machine gun in the window before she left, must of had to change clothes from her wetness
@liamf4056 5 жыл бұрын
How to get 1 million views: •Low quality camera •No clickbait •Post before 2012
@saucesfc8946 4 жыл бұрын
Liam SF and wait 5 - 10 years later
@rdpmedia4606 4 жыл бұрын
They have a low quality video because they can’t bring these huge cameras to Afghanistan and fight a war...
@salesconsultant9294 4 жыл бұрын
@@rdpmedia4606 Or the fact it was probably recorded earlier than 2010?
@bullshitter905 4 жыл бұрын
SalesConsultant no no that can’t be it
@echothegecko5248 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Pfister or it was because this was in 2010 when we didn’t have good cameras like today
@hans1783 Жыл бұрын
And people questioned their sanity... The fact that he's wearing all that gear in a 12-hour-long sauna is already madness inducing in itself.
@pjviitas Жыл бұрын
As an ex soldier I find this absolutely hilarious....this guy is awesome!
@theburninman5907 5 жыл бұрын
9 years later, 500th time watching this shit. It's still bloody hilarious.
@makeourday1075 3 жыл бұрын
"flares to shoot at the locals when they're fucking about" lmao
@teamroberts5820 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@poriccrompton 3 жыл бұрын
Just what us welsh do 😂
@generalgrenade6463 3 жыл бұрын
Just a kid walking around reload the gpmg
@req6385 2 жыл бұрын
Hearts and minds maddafaaaakka.
@LOLMGS 2 жыл бұрын
I heard Apartment instead of about
@aviatorjames512 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we had recordings of WW1 and WW2 that were like this
@damightyshabba439 2 жыл бұрын
Thats one guy I would LOVE to drink with in the pub - and hate to annoy in the pub. Damn he's funny - and would tear your face off in a second if he thought you were a threat. Brilliant video.
@warpz6095 5 жыл бұрын
*War is hell* Modern day british soldier: hold my tea
@haltocarrick5504 5 жыл бұрын
Now, war is HOTEL
@truck965 5 жыл бұрын
@@haltocarrick5504 trivago
@rubio1290 5 жыл бұрын
Apantard we drink as much alcohol as you do
@mr.bobitto1012 4 жыл бұрын
Yogward no you don’t 😂
@kronix3891 4 жыл бұрын
Apantard stereotypical but funny
@hansindp4914 5 жыл бұрын
Aims flare *Shoot at the fookin' locals*
@rrazelp833 4 жыл бұрын
You have adorable senko as a picture with name of german senko and soviet backround go to war with you it would be over in 5 minutes
@JakeBWFC 4 жыл бұрын
Ye when the locals fookin about innit
@youalreadyknow1336 4 жыл бұрын
When they FUCKIN ABOUT
@boi8825 4 жыл бұрын
Locals: *confused screaming*
@khanjaaan5800 4 жыл бұрын
local wil fuck u p they born in war they dont care
@MrRobbiedee Жыл бұрын
This should be an army advert lol
@waifuracer6516 10 ай бұрын
I come back every few years to watch this cinematic masterpiece.
@kienanl8370 3 жыл бұрын
"im the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose" - quality
@nanoqht285 3 жыл бұрын
He sounded Australian when he Said that.
@leew8812 3 жыл бұрын
@@nanoqht285 no. he sounded Welsh.
@guardsman-against-the-chaos 3 жыл бұрын
@@leew8812 defiantly Welsh probably around Swansea way.
@hmshood319 3 жыл бұрын
@@guardsman-against-the-chaos Swansea for the win
@harlech703 3 жыл бұрын
@@guardsman-against-the-chaos Sounds like a Bridgend accent and I think he said Bridgend too
@danielmcdonald2046 5 жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn't get kicked out of the army. 😂😂🤣😂
@WembleyGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel McDonald he’s all good and he left by his own accord a year or two ago I think
@Celestial1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@WembleyGaming can I get more info on that?
@WembleyGaming 4 жыл бұрын
ADITYA Tiger think so mate, facebook account called FYB is an army banter page, they posted this vid and he commented on that Facebook post saying what I said
@sebby324 4 жыл бұрын
He died. Not
@sexysydney3502 4 жыл бұрын
Hes the commander
@winstonsmiths2449 2 жыл бұрын
This is my 20+ viewing. This dude is hilarious. Guys like this make hell a little more bearable! I hope he got home safe and sound and laughs when he watches this video! I hope he was interviewed by the BBC for this classic clip. MTV would be better.
@hephaestuswapahep1957 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommended me this after 11years.
@lucasfg3 8 жыл бұрын
Open bullet proof windows! HAHAHA
@playlists1168 8 жыл бұрын
the flatscreen's no more! xD
@wanqwer 6 жыл бұрын
More like bullethrough :D
@edisonpalicdon5058 6 жыл бұрын
wanqwer budum tsss
@firstnamelastname7374 6 жыл бұрын
The window are only bulletproof if you don't get shot
@bepisdogger5355 5 жыл бұрын
it's probably Hot inside the vehicle
@comradepootis3665 6 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you go into tea withdrawl.
@itsukavonhyakuya6145 5 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@EthanThomson 5 жыл бұрын
@@nolimitarmani the fucking accent
@fetyrol7108 5 жыл бұрын
*the welshman whispers* :"oh cil ni fyddwn ni'n yfed te"
@smogz7023 5 жыл бұрын
The accent easy
@derekmate4833 5 жыл бұрын
Comrade Pootis wrong country bro
@Voshed518 2 жыл бұрын
2 tallibans in the distance: wtf those brits doing? "i think they are irish"
@DutchVanHelsing 2 жыл бұрын
That is the definition of Afghan Sir Crazy !! Respect ti those Boys...I hope they all got out safely....
@davudlastname2545 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey ahnid what are the enemies doing?" "I have no idea but that shirtless man is getting very violent I think we should surrender"
@amir3508 4 жыл бұрын
*Bushes start retreating*
@osmanthuswine4928 3 жыл бұрын
*wait... but I don't see any bushes...*
@amir3508 3 жыл бұрын
@@osmanthuswine4928 *cuz they already left*
@ImReal0 3 жыл бұрын
E
@cageybee7221 3 жыл бұрын
"no, that doesn't work. remember what happened last time we tried to surrender?"
@timeframe4985 4 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing I noticed about soldiers is that once they get bored they tend to do some quality shit.
@chrisrosalez8619 4 жыл бұрын
They take a quality shit
@notlogical4016 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisrosalez8619 in a non-quality environment.
@williewilson2250 4 жыл бұрын
With terribly recording quality
@familyaccount9750 2 жыл бұрын
And funny humour
@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 2 жыл бұрын
Shows the British sense of humour that base was under sige everyday with no resupply it's moments like this that keeps people's morale high
@1953streeky 2 жыл бұрын
Good to see he took his sense of humour along. Had me in stitches anyway
@IISkullzyII 4 жыл бұрын
Girls Sleepovers: Omg the new boy at our school is so cool. Boys Sleepovers: 0:00
@ahmad_irf42 4 жыл бұрын
0:00 doesnt work my dood, ya need to use 0:01
@user-ye2xc9ip3d 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahmad_irf42 it does work
@bannerherr8815 4 жыл бұрын
the new boy:
@LHoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-ye2xc9ip3d not on phones
@user-ye2xc9ip3d 4 жыл бұрын
@@LHoriginal im on my phone and it works
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I just see a floating head on the first half of the video?
@maticsega3311 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violetes are blue, I see you everywhere, ...... jeh thats it.
@leroy2298 5 жыл бұрын
Some people might not get it 😂
@Jevrosons 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sosukeaizen8224 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂😂🤣😜👌
@g-hosty1026 5 жыл бұрын
Did u know that there’s a guy with the same name like you in this comment section
@janettosan3739 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that’s like me every morning……😂😂😂 so when you get home 👏🏻 have a thought? Because you’re not there and I’ve got all the kids? 😂😂❤️❤️ thank you for you’re service.. 😂😂🥰🥰🤷♀️
@bananasenpai 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm quite sure his commanding officer is so sick of making him to push ups or run laps that he just lets this legend do whatever skits he wants LOL
@nodeloliver6201 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is a riot. Any Taliban sniper with a crosshair on him is either furious because he can't stay put, or laughing his ass off at the pure absurdity. I love it.
@TheWeedyBird 5 жыл бұрын
hahahah dfkm
@mubaris.s 5 жыл бұрын
They wouldn't even understand what he is doing
@nodeloliver6201 4 жыл бұрын
@@mubaris.s Taliban commander: Mahmoot, what are you doing? Mahmoot: Shhh, I'm watching western television.
@anthonysimpson01 4 жыл бұрын
"this is my bed" *points at dirt* i shouldn't have found that part so funny, but i did
@maxmuller8633 4 жыл бұрын
He slept there for weeks so, must quite comfortable eh?
@stefciok 4 жыл бұрын
His "pillow" looked comfy aswell
@spongebitchbobface 3 жыл бұрын
You have a very beautiful face on that profile pic of yours. Might i ask Who the artist was that did your headshots?.
@alexandriabruckshaw413 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that funny thank u from Canada 🇨🇦 yea god bless the queen @ this guy lol
@DingleberryWhite 2 жыл бұрын
2022 and this is still fucking hilarious! Good on them for keeping a sense of humor... Should have done a video like this with an Apache Longbow LMAO
@ayushmagar3267 5 жыл бұрын
yo hopefully this man aint dead, he a legend
@WembleyGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Trip he’s alive for sure, he left the army a year or two ago I think.
@ayushmagar3267 5 жыл бұрын
@@WembleyGaming thank god man, if i had the money ill go to his house and kneel down to him no cap
@ankahstanley9082 4 жыл бұрын
@@WembleyGaming how the fuck do you know?
@protalukoriginal4560 4 жыл бұрын
@@ankahstanley9082 facebookaccount dude ;)
@rodgerrhodes4601 4 жыл бұрын
@@protalukoriginal4560 account name?
@saiayaphets3043 4 жыл бұрын
His family : I wonder how he's doing in Afghanistan, I'm so worried that place is a hell of a nightmare Him:
@smithers4420 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is that in that place 1 day you can be messing around like that, the next day you are dead. private Chris Grey wrote a letter home to his mother saying that nothing much was going on. Before she received it he had been shot dead.
@xxxxxx5868 3 жыл бұрын
@@smithers4420 Now you're making me sad
@billybob-xy5pt 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Devor he is British, not English
@billybob-xy5pt 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Devor ... are you hearing yourself lol, he obviously has a British passport, therefore he is British.
@billybob-xy5pt 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Devor British is citizenship status, nothing more, You can be every race in the world and British.
@christianrousse2088 2 жыл бұрын
How the other dude managed to keep a straight face the whole time amazes me
@nananas8088 2 жыл бұрын
I love how ths channel just has no context to it, gold.
@Adamm0896 8 жыл бұрын
1:40 I'm the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose.
@030lilmax 8 жыл бұрын
i dont understand this line
@zCopyCatz 8 жыл бұрын
The weapon is called a GPMG (General Purpose Machine Gun)
@030lilmax 8 жыл бұрын
Ah i see, i did understand the GMGP part but not that particular line, thanks bud
@thedonofbgfmakoflatty172 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best part for me as well!
@tacocat0436 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually just footage of Sovietwomble & ZF Cyanide in Arma 3
@oomphlagwumpla650 5 жыл бұрын
Noice true
@rilbitz8364 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@catalin5945 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@XxRYNxX-cc8vg 5 жыл бұрын
True
@Gussyboy06 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else here watched them
@denzeljohndejesus6856 2 жыл бұрын
I got recommended with this video and i should say this mans humour is very fresh
@masonwitek627 2 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine a ambush creeping up on them and seeing him and being like “alright boys, turn around
@MrMcfish 5 жыл бұрын
Americans: English boys are so charming English boys:
@lake5520 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Mcfish Welsh*
@ciaransmith481 4 жыл бұрын
Not english, welsh. Has the welsh flag on his back. Even says pen y bont
@1500Chevy 4 жыл бұрын
Literally no American said that
@jeffo9401 4 жыл бұрын
Did a British guy just compliment himself?
@alexburgess8082 4 жыл бұрын
Yanky hes Welsh boyo
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