Fr tho its 05:32

too right

Hahahaha yes,it's 2:35 a.m. here

@@dr.yolo3343 dude wtf same here creepy

@@dr.yolo3343 how was ur day

Lol

FOR DEUTSCHLAND I WILL SAVE AMMO FOR ZE FATHERLAND

He isn’t saving ammo the Germans use a different type of Lmg so they’re used to warming up the gun first before they use it

Lol

Confused Koala nope

This capacity is achieved by going through said training himself. He knows.

It wasn't a compliment it was a lie!

He was drowning lmfao

Believe it or not… not. Dude was like a brick.

Just imagine a tank drifting over all the cars and blowing sh!t up

What if another tank shows up?

tokyo drift

That is nissan gtankr

I N T I L L

Taser tho

You could see her vibe...and the hands...she was priming her self to grab

she didn’t know

She went down... on the right dude, just sayin.

The girl in the beginning didn’t know what she was doing.

stipid nig couldn't swim lol

Same with the girl doing 6 gs in the jet. Dude just made fun of her when she managed to ace the exercise

That was marine training haha

You meant "it's amazing what Mcdonald trump can do"

1000 like

1K sub? huh??

Marines. . .

He he

Hehehe

He forgot hitler

*He he*

German go brrrrrr

Why does it have to be something where people feel discomfort? Is there in any other sector such rituals? Imagine you get a promotion on the job and the first day with the new salary you had to inhale some poison gas. Would that be acceptable that your bosses requires it? Is just stupid and uncivil.

@@Strade8 you need to get kidnapped by a foreign government to appreciate your security provided by the military. I recommend you go to China

@@Strade8 it’s literally the military the fuck do you think they are going to do a surprise tickle fight

@@johnathans3306 Well as long as they don't require exposure for too long cuz u don't want to promote someone just for them to get permanent damage before even being deployed

@@Strade8 its not a fucking ritual its part of there training you knob to deal with extreme discomfert and pain plus they will be tear gassed, beat up, shot at ,taserd in combat so it prepares them you clearly dont know much about the militery

Best comment I have seen

Now that is a boomer meme

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 you are a literal child then

Big Smoke how, boomer is so overused and used in the most dumbest situation. smh

@@ChubiceOfChunckle20 says the guy with big smoke as his pfp

Saucy Flossy I’m curious if he was okay from that crash

Wordd 😂

@@codyfargo1861 if he died, yes, if he survived...FUCK and NO

I would think he died

cody fargo surprisingly he walked away from it unhurt. That guys got an almost unbelievable story that’s 100% true with video footage, lucky bastard!

Kid never played Call of Duty

When the drill sergeant is so shocked and confused by the guys lack of awareness he is chuckling and not yelling

"Oh"

The private thought the Drill Sergeant was doing some kind of magic trick.

Now you know how stupid Hollywood is. The shooters on tv shows, each of their guns have more bullets than an army squad carries.

I started laughing so hard and when the sergeant turns the camera around I lost it

16:06

legend

😂😂😂😂😂

americas finest

I was cutting some habaneros recently and I was foolish and rubbed my eyes.... the rest is history

Are you like forced to get taxed as like part of training or whatever or is it just cause ya want to

Also any other things that you d9 in the military that might make someone think twice about joining?

In the world of lifeguarding, we call that "active drowning."

@@TraceMalin meh close enough

But for a moment he actually was swimming

They build each other up and pus each other harder in the military, one day that man will be able to swim because of moments like that

@@terricampbell3179 The military specializes in creating a gung-ho mindset which is important that you believe that you or your team can do anything when facing the enemy, but there are few skills the military can do that civilians don't do better (other than some things that are very job specific). Most world-record holders in scuba diving, skydiving, swimming, obstacle course racing, shooting etc., are civilians who never served. So, in reality civilians get push harder with results. The one thing that I truly think the military does better than anyone else is teach. Friends of mine who could barely pass a math class became trig experts thanks to artillery school. One worked for Space-X and solved a problem the Ph.D. engineers couldn't figure out based on what he learned about shell trajectory. Public schools need to adopt whatever the military does to turn idiots into geniuses.

Enigma Encrypted the way he said it had me dying

He sounded like squidward

I like how he was looking around for it like he just lost his keys

Sherlock Holmes 15:36 watch the whole clip 😂

That’s gotta be the funniest shit ever 😂😂 Steve urkel ass

Pretty sure the pilot died

@@ASB117 Quite possible. But given where he finally crash landed. He landed belly down with loadsss of reduced speed from his final turn. He also landed in 3 or more meters of powder snow which would have given him enough cushion for the pilots body weight itself. Though he was in the helicopter so that would add a lot of weight :l I'm sure there's plenty of reports on the incident that you could look up... Edit: Quote from Brian Wimmer~ "I was on this deployment and only an hour away from this accident. I knew some of the pilots involved. The front seater was absolutely injured. The ground force requested a low pass which is not uncommon. The pilot was showing off a bit and failed to take density altitude into consideration. The aircraft experienced an effect known as “mushing” and could not recover due to the low altitude. The pilots in the flight were disciplined by their leadership and all pilots of all aircraft in Afghanistan were required to attend a “lessons learned” class so that this would never happen again."

Except it lost the only war it’s ever been in 😂

The Germans face looks like : if it's a macchine gun I am a princess

*tapes on hitlerstache*

@David Jones LOL

I have to Yell at people and tell them a machine gun is not a 50 Cal it is fully automatic

@David Jones I took it as a joke , anyway I still think that communism and fascism has a lot in "common" ( communism joke ) Usually Nazist and fascist want to say that they are different from communism and apparently it is true , but at the bottom they are the same shit with different names . Impo To find the right route you have to THINK with your mind . Because at the least we know what it's right even when we try to lie to us . That's why there is a think called commonsense

Well, at least it wasn’t next to him or it would be much more fun! 🤦‍♂️

Drill sergeant: Well go find it then! Me: Yo Timmy, you found it? Timmy’s foot:

I saw this clip and was like 🤔where’d it go hmmm 🧐 I wonder I just see ur battle buddies foot in front of u and just go like welp SHEIT not again obi-wans gonna kill me 😒

so much wrong in that clip lol.

@@khanglo6326 These two don't qualify to carry da green boom-boom rocks.

My favorite part

Josh46731 fucking marines 😂

Josh46731 that was hilarious😂😂

That shit killed me 😂

I died laughing at that part 😂😂😂

Yh thAt was funny shit 😂🤣

I had a stroke reading this

@@saatananaasi2015 then you need to go back go school

@@ryanfrederick3671 I didn't know they taught you how to avoid a stroke in school?

@@ryanfrederick3671 I suppose you're still in school since you can't even write.

He got some flashbacks

What’s polluting it?

Calum TMP a form of CS gas , non lethal obviously but burns every part of you like hell. It’s pretty impressive he was able to do it.

Fr how was that a fail that’s a dub

insnt it tear gas?

@@UsEr242afjberguy Pretty much

it brought back the german inscinct

He Had flashbacks

Its stupid to just fire 100 rounds and not hit anything. The german soldier obviously knows, that its more effective to fire slowly but precisely.

@@mati338 Suppressing fire? What's that?

@@mati338 Have you never heard of 'suppressing fire' before?

I did, I searched for it because i wanna be in the army or Marines

yessir

On bro

I search for it

Black First what that supposed to mean I live in a very wealthy place, and I been wanting to join the army sense I was little and it’s my dream to join and Ik it’s not impossible to join, your join someone that wants to bring someone down and tell them they can’t do it, I want to help my country while your lazy ass sets on your couch and criticize people do something better with your life then to mess with people

Army ain't for pussies ig haha

All Time Goldies Definitely not. My uncle told me that in his army training it’s like they’re goal to break you down. They’re hella tough, that’s why u can’t do it cuz i’m sensitive as hell

@@mellloyd6291 yeah, i hate when bitches lile izaac complain, i wonder what training the army like little snowflakes would do for the country in an eventual war

Literally everybody is talking about it

Yall realize that’s the marine corps training right? Lmao

Minute

@@aataa322 3:33

It was us soldiers and German soldiers. German on the mg

Yeah, that used to happen quote a lot at mutual training exercises. German doctrine was to conserve ammo with short precise bursts...american doctrine was to let 'er rip because we sure as hell aint humping it back to base. :-)

He went full auto German.

he’s such a nerd too lmao it’s hilarious

Poor guy

Honey Bun Kid • 10 years ago stupid and a nerd is a very unlucky combination

He almost cry

I felt bad for the guy he almost cried

Veer Singh 👁👄👁

@Veer Singh you have the wha-

@@sandypits Welcome to the Gulag

That looked so fake though

Off to the gulag

That’s like me in Warzone

@@edwardlinbeck8923 lol

Reminds me of Kobe’s helicopter...

Fav moments

What can they do

You copy

Big mac big mac

SCP 5000 everything

"Oh man that's so cool it's just like how we all fly in video games" 2 seconds later crashes "yep... Just like how we all fly in video games"

not so much of a steep angle. more of thin air due to higher altitude. maneuver would be fine if he did it at sea level, which is probably what he practised at.

Any idea where/when this was at?

@@micahwhitsel3847 Yeah that was definitely the most serious of the 'funny' montage, I'm curious too that couldn't have ended well.

he almost hit one guy... dude hit the deck just in time..

Miock painfull singing

More like screaming

@@bluemicrobe7744 I'm talking about the one dude that was actually singing when he got tased

More often reverse, that why it's in funny

Miock oh okay still funny though

Mine too... At camp they made us do it, and well... I almost died.

Quantum_Chezburger 227 boyyy why would a kid be in a military?. So that’s a capppp‼️😂🤣. Don’t try to lie son.

Can you not go through if you fail?

@@aizan4391 not boot camp, as a joke in a summer camp. We all failed.

@@aizan4391 I wouldn't attempt stolen valor.

Yeah

How did that didnt explode lmao

@@adielrum2721 snow took the impact

When i let my friend fly for the heist...

Me trying to even fly

More like drowning 😂

Hahhahahaha

for like 2 seconds. Baby steps

SubK for Life cause he was black lol

4 Your Eyes Only not funny didn’t laugh

MG42 intensifies

NoobSlayer beat me to it

Germans on Normandy Beach during WW2 “Das Machine Gun!”

Rece Markou „Das Maschinen Gun“

"Machinegewher" not machinin gun

*falls flat on his back*

Lmfaooo

Didn't understand this at first. Lol

But the one thing they cant do is have a hecin working ice cream lachinr

Lol

He awakened what is in his blood inherited from his ancestors

*insert MG42 firing unlimited ammo here*

Top 3 things not to say to a German fella... just saying man... last time Germany got too excited with machine guns the world had a rough patch

JustaGamer the new German ar is just a semi auto, in future they don’t know how to use a full auto gun

@Deutsche Comrade the Zweihander is the og "German big gun"

can someone say me what they tested or what happend? please

@@justclass9394 I'm really bad at explaining so here you go. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training

@@Angel-pw7el ok thanks short said: The blood goes away from the Brain for a moment that causes the Body to breakdown and when the blood comes again the brain restarts (I cant explain it better xD)

Do the zombie! Do the zombie!

They won’t tell you ( unless you dig ) how many “kids” trying to “fight for their country “ died with this kind of training. Gotta be a better way than making it happen - this will kill someone who goes into high altitude yes so I see why it needs to be training for it but actually making it happen is horribly risky and as I said many have died. It looks funny to you but to me it looks sad. He doesn’t even know what they are doing to his brain and what risk he is in: they don’t tell you either. Just man up and fight for your country right. Who cares about you needing blood to the brain all the time./: so what if your only half dead a minute or so..: we will train you yet. Or kill you: one of the two:

Cody Overland underrated

@Amon KC *Believe it or not*

I can't swim ~

I don’t understand that test. Was it just because he couldn’t swim and had heavy equipment? Why was it so hard for him?

@@fridaymorning139 I think the test was to practice jumping into the water with his equipment on but he was scared of going doing it because he has troubles swimming. That's why the instructor said, "Believe it or not you was swimming."

Then the American remembers Omaha beach and now regrets telling the German that. .

Machinegun goes: murica fuck yeah

MACHINE GUN GO DO DO DO DO DO

The only thing is that he is aiming by tracers, not using sights. You can't shoot accurately unless you have a long burst to walk rounds on target since only like every 5 rounds have the trace. If you fire 2 round bursts, you are firing most of your rounds blindly. Plus the 50 cal needs volume of fire in order to be effective.

"Precise manner" with a heavy machine gun, ok...

“BigMac”

Frahs

Hey soldier big Mac behind enemy lines Soldier:theres hundreds of you AND one of me you have no chance

IM DEAD ASF. thank u for this comment my dumbass didn’t realize that’s what they were doing

“Its amazing what mcdonalds can do” BRUH 😂

Had me weak asf

**APPLE PIE**

LARGE COKE! LARGE COKE!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!

Those are what we call POGS. They’ll never see the enemy.

@@franksmith8210 or REMFs xD

Na, more than likely a computer guy or admin.

Stolen comment but in another language.

Me: *Nervous laughing*

Yep

Yes

Fractured Frame that tail whip was performed too low and since it endangered many civilians in the process the pilot got arrested.

@@anonymoushunter9808 damn that's really rough ngl RIP ti the pilot's job and oop to the endangered civis

😂😂😂👏👏

ANTONINIO 21 I can’t even land helicopter’s in arma so I’m a bit like you lol

me playing warzone

The Guy At Right is Dead or not

Lol

where

@@nc5460 5:19

What was making him choke?

@@craigoakleygomme8492 it's the tear gas I guess

@@craigoakleygomme8492 CS Gas sucks. I'd do basic all over if they left that part out.

I chuckled at this comment

My grandfather XD

truxzzy I swear😂😂

i loved how they smashed the chickens balls on the ground like when ksi beated up bearus lmao

Yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ya the chicken toys are to see if they can have a straight and serious face

I am loving it.

I read this comment while watching them have a chicken squeezed next to their ear

Lol we really don’t

Oh, lose a granade is to train hard? Hahahahahahaha

Adalberto Jorge Ribeiro Coutinho bruh moment

Facts lol

@Sumeyo Hassan bro he was 🤣🤣

there was next to no gas in there

CS gas, and it isn't that bad.

I no n

@Skullgar2 :-) :-) :-)

Calm down boys LMAO

"Its amazing what McDonald's can do"

He's a Sarge for a reason, dudes probably very tough.

Not to underrate the guy's strength but it's easier to lift someone when they're suspended in water.

you don't weight as much when your floating in the water, and he dragged him out sliding on the rail, it's not as bad as it looks

Believe it or not he was swimming

He's lovin' it.

*big Mac big Mac*

He reminds me of Gomer Pyle