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@ChrispyP7 ай бұрын
Oli deserves some credit for that "dog vallium is 7 times stronger than human vallium" line. Top tier canine banter
@Rog3rY7 ай бұрын
Labour has said they will bring back legal routes and process offshore. Obv .the Tory press aren’t reporting this properly, expect Joe to know this.
@RazagalArtanis7 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Obviously when you're very left, everything looks right to you (including left of centre) and sometimes this pod suffers from that blindness.
@MrJC-pl8mf7 ай бұрын
@@RazagalArtanisit’s a really bizarre situation. When you’ve drunk the cool aid anyone to the right of you is a facist. Even liberals
@hapijoel75697 ай бұрын
@@RazagalArtanis they're not *that* left?!
@RazagalArtanis7 ай бұрын
@hapijoel7569 compared to what far left meant 10 years ago, they absolutely are. The far left 10 years ago, is being called centre by some in the left and I've even had people slate Keir Hardie and say his views are irrelevant and right wing.
@hapijoel75697 ай бұрын
@@RazagalArtanis the metric has stayed the same the entire time, you're talking nonsense
@FabianMacGintyONeill7 ай бұрын
Get Oli off the graveyard shift on LBC, put Nick Ferrari in the stocks for a while and let the lefties run wild. I demand it.
@animatechap51767 ай бұрын
Petition for PolJoe to release the pocketcam footage unedited so we can have 45 glorious minutes of Oli's groin
@fang_xianfu7 ай бұрын
"I don't think anyone's going to fix dentistry" -> the main thing that would fix that is free movement of people. All my NHS dentists for the last 15+ years were European.
@deleted45777 ай бұрын
I have a Spanish partner, it's cheaper for me to fly to Madrid and see her dentist than it is for me to go to a private here lol, much quicker too when I don't have to wait 2 months for a consultation appointment and then another month to actually be seen. You just make an appointment, go in and then have the work done. This country is a joke when it comes to public services, total scam.
@Czechbound7 ай бұрын
Here in prague, I'm just back from getting my teeth cleaned. One of the best deep cleans I've ever had. The dental hygienist was from Ukraine
@agathacrisps49577 ай бұрын
Ed filmed Oli's groin in this episode. But where is Joe in all of this? Was it his idea? Will we ever know?
@FabianMacGintyONeill7 ай бұрын
It'd be really funny if 'Joe' was actually Joseph Stalin and they weren't reasonable lefties but actually completely mad Stalinists keeping it under wraps with nonce jokes
@monged4life4427 ай бұрын
"No one is saying do what France have offered, open up a centre in Calais and process asylum claims there." Um.... that's EXACTLY what Labour have said they'll do?
@ikyiky1677 ай бұрын
Fucking 4 hours of dogmore on lbc?? Insane treat, off to the LBC catch up app now.
@JANG04547 ай бұрын
Ed is giving major Han Solo vibes with that outfit love it!
@nomoreheroes937 ай бұрын
Han Swolo more like
@Imperial_Squid7 ай бұрын
Han Microlo (penis)
@user-sd3ik9rt6d7 ай бұрын
Square one? Yes please.
@IndaloMan7 ай бұрын
More dentists than charity shops in my local Parque Commercial. Move to Spain, you know it makes sense.
@janephillips60317 ай бұрын
Totally agree! I live in a very small.spanish village where dental treatments are about 1/3 of the cost in the uk, offering better quality products and you can whatsapp for an almost instant appointment. Many of my uk friends come over to see me and access all their dental treatments whilst here . Even with flights and accommodation, they save huge amounts of money and receive private care. Why are dental services so expensive in the uk?
@Ourvee7 ай бұрын
Too much politics this episode, more nonsense!
@fang_xianfu7 ай бұрын
I want to know the second part of the Generator Saga
@Imperial_Squid7 ай бұрын
@@fang_xianfugengate part two, the people demand updates!
@S10wGuY7 ай бұрын
Penny Mordaunt's face says it all...
@michaelbowling13627 ай бұрын
Ha ha - I was going to comment on this myself - she looks like someone who's thinking "Why am I here surrounded by idiots..."
@Newsbro897 ай бұрын
Best podcast for Americans to watch to learn about British politics
@GiveMeBourbon7 ай бұрын
Is our politics as depressing as yours?
@nickjones98677 ай бұрын
@@GiveMeBourbon Ours is depressing because everyone in charge is so stupid they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag. American politics is depressing because the people in charge are so rabidly mental they would set fire to the paper bag and blame the left for everyone's third degree burns.
@Imperial_Squid7 ай бұрын
@@GiveMeBourbonnot American but I do follow American politics, it's about as depressing but a bit more inflammatory at least, spicy dystopia
@StratsRUs7 ай бұрын
What politics ?
@fang_xianfu7 ай бұрын
If these contracts dont include clawback provisions for Fujitsu supplying completely inadequate software then the people who wrote up those contracts really do deserve punishment. How long until Sunak wheels out the "commercially sensitive" line again I wonder?
@1976darby7 ай бұрын
after 14 years of tory rule its labours fault 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katiep20657 ай бұрын
70% of crops grown are fed to animals for animal agriculture, so eating plants directly rather than eating animals still reduces animal harm from combine harvesters because fewer crops would have to be grown and harvested.
@turbokadett7 ай бұрын
Ed's Pocketcam has revealed Oli's right leg is the flywheel to his body, jiggling away to store the potential hot-take energy so it can be released at any time.
@misterpwood7 ай бұрын
Yousaf trying to cosy up to Souter genuinely has me questioning my membership
@enemystand29817 ай бұрын
Our public transport is a joke, and so is social injustice. I agree that this is incredibly disappointing
@domhuckle7 ай бұрын
Holy fuck, he got absolutely owned
@maximusdecimus1117 ай бұрын
To Ed (and anyone else reading this) please dont leave your phone in your top pocket. It can cause arrythmia - happened to my Dad. The small print in a phone's legal disclaimer does warn of this, but it feels like nobody knows! Love the pod!
@Halokon7 ай бұрын
I found one study that stated this, but it was on a group of less than 200 people, measured changes that are well within the margin of error and according to said study, women are just immune, not to mention the phone being at belt level is worse? Plus they only noticed changes when it was actively ringing, which doesn’t make sense as phones are constantly emitting radio waves, suggesting it may be more that the surprise of the phone ringing briefly jolts the heart. I’d love to explain further but the paper was 3 pages and didn’t go into methodology anywhere close to enough even criticise it, that it got published at all is a nonsense. The other studies showed no statistically significant changes, even in people with heart conditions. The one aspect that may lead to issues is magnets near a pacemaker, which is a real concern, not unique to phones, but still best to avoid it, because it could potentially cause real issues. And to clarify, not calling you a liar or anything. There’s every chance I missed a better study, but the only papers I found didn’t show anything of the sort, and the only articles I found discussing it were from tabloids scaremongering, and about the potential interference with pacemakers. I’m sorry your dad had arrhythmia, can be really scary, hope he’s okay! TL;DR there’s nothing to worry about where you place your phone (unless you have a pacemaker where it *probably* won’t do any damage, but it’s best not to just in case)
@deanlolxd7 ай бұрын
Ava wanted to carry on because she had notes. Did the the work an wanted to show the class. Shes adorable
@liamwyatt43737 ай бұрын
The lack of sleep made this episode hilarious.
@vidurbutalia21307 ай бұрын
Doing your own dentistry isn’t always horrible.. ask Bob Mortimer. Fuji 9 is the key.
@tommoore82667 ай бұрын
There's one of those strings around north Manchester too, it's called an "Eruv".
@user-qi1jc1yn3o7 ай бұрын
A vest, looks more like a waistcoat to me but that’s possibly because I wear vests since I was a child and they go under normal clothes
@agathacrisps49577 ай бұрын
define normal clothes
@user-qi1jc1yn3o7 ай бұрын
@@agathacrisps4957 whatever you would normally wear, personally I normally wear T-shirts and beyond and would be your daily clothing choice as a vest is part of underwear
@agathacrisps49577 ай бұрын
@@user-qi1jc1yn3oyou usually wear "t-shirts and beyond". Tell me more?
@user-qi1jc1yn3o7 ай бұрын
@@agathacrisps4957 just clothes is all, I am disinclined to further your imagination further
@agathacrisps49577 ай бұрын
@@user-qi1jc1yn3owell, you only specified a t-shirt. Are you some sort of exibitionist? Not clothing yourself in the imaginations of those who read your comments in nothing more than a vest and t-shirt? Wont your bum be cold? 😮
@AceKataku7 ай бұрын
Oli keeps saying circumnavigate and I am pretty sure he means circumvent
@janephillips60317 ай бұрын
Another example (Fujistsu), of where the Conservative government have spent out millions on a not fit for purpose product. How many more examples do people need. Where are the stops and checks? Where are the product requirements and contracts/briefs/quality control? Lets not even go to the NHS computer systems
@stephenwood21727 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it was New Labour who selected Fujitsu. Or maybe you're just saying Labour = Conservatives in which case fair play.
@janephillips60317 ай бұрын
@@stephenwood2172 pretty sure you are correct with that, I see them all as being corrupt, and these huge expenditures are just a way of defrauding public money.
@AshleighLoeb7 ай бұрын
A non-Jew who is employed to do things that Orthodox Jews are not permitted to do on Shabbat is called a “Shabbos goy”. An “eruv” is a piece of string around an area (there’s one in Golders Green too) which allows Orthodox Jews to carry things outside the home as that’s interpreted as working on the sabbath by some denominations. As such some Jews will also wear things like keys as necklaces as you aren’t carrying it if it’s jewellery. There’s some interesting loopholes Orthodox Jews use sometimes…
@FRU.No.17 ай бұрын
Having grown up in Leigh on sea, I think Anna Firth may be overselling the razor clam brexit industrial boom. There is about 10 ratty trawlers there, and the diesel run off from the large ships heading up to Tilbury infests the mud turning it black when you dig in. I would rather eat from a skip than a clam from there.
@calmhorizons7 ай бұрын
I don't think the Conservatives chuckling sardonically about razor clams being a Brexit Bonus plays the way they think it does.
@user-qi1jc1yn3o7 ай бұрын
I also have pulled teeth out with pliers, twice 😢
@jamessouthern31777 ай бұрын
Yours or someone else's ?
@user-qi1jc1yn3o7 ай бұрын
@@jamessouthern3177 mine 🦷 🦷 thankfully as an electrician I happened to unsanitized pliers with which to do the operation with
@JBils417 ай бұрын
Reduction in Albanian small boats numbers mostly due to the fact that we’re now giving Albanians who want to come here visas… so they don’t need to come by boat…
@TheAlexRH7 ай бұрын
Nice Santa Clause 2 references there Ed, love to see it
@lead1117 ай бұрын
Oli overcooks razor clams
@user-xe4xp9tt6m7 ай бұрын
fujitsu also at hmrc - important figures are correct here
@danmoar947 ай бұрын
Ed, idk if you call them this but my dad's Orcadian family call razor clams "spoots" if that helps
@Relisysification7 ай бұрын
Something missed was in KS 3rd question the speaker needed to calm things down (as per usual) and poonts to Starmer and says "mr prime minister" (not the first time, but still funny)
@Stormy_696 ай бұрын
Fujitsu told the Post Office about the bugs and they decided to prosecute the postmasters anyway. They're not innocent but don't get caught up in the blame game. If certain government contracts don't get renewed I'm out of a job I kinda need 😢
@astraplaneta46567 ай бұрын
Good to have J R Durden back, wheres Flava Mantina though?
@u4tiwasdead7 ай бұрын
They have those wires (eurvs) around Jewish neighbourhoods in London too. There’s one around Golders Green and weirdly one around Primrose Hill, I imagine there are others further north too.
@jayturner907 ай бұрын
Love the pocketcam just being a crotch shot
@SourDizz7 ай бұрын
Oli truly is the slug daddy😮
@Howyanow7 ай бұрын
Oli in his Jesse Pinkman era
@NotThatTomBrady7 ай бұрын
Can't believe I'd never heard of the "Rooftop Koreans", absolute Chad shit!
@alphapu66446 ай бұрын
22:06 Something like "If we're beeing fucked, we might as well [get some satisfaction out of it]". Like, ok Fujitsu, you are getting shitloads of government contracts through some shady backroom dealings. Then atleast deliver a product that fucking works as promised.
@JohnDickensonogle7 ай бұрын
Stop pretending this is a joke. 30 percent through before we get some honest commentary on the shit show of UK politics. Post the jokes - welcome analysis - just do more
@andrewgoodall21837 ай бұрын
Not trying to defend Fujitsu in a big way here, crap software is not good value for money of course. But the reason there's a big compensation bill here is the way the Post Office handled the situation with the victims. Post Office is the primary culprit. I guess there's a case for the Post Office to sue Fujitsu....
@Deedumdee7 ай бұрын
love podcast this J podcast ladies and gentlemen
@ddunnachie7 ай бұрын
I love being on the telly 😂
@justjackman7 ай бұрын
POCKET CAMS FOR ALL!
@Stuboy7 ай бұрын
One thing is for certain and wil never change , unless you are royalty or an mp the laws dont apply or are different to everyone else fact
@Jamestheblue227 ай бұрын
Re the Razor Clam section, while Vegans like myself would love to eradicate all suffering, we aren't gullible to believe that veganism eradicates all suffering. The point is to remove as much suffering as possible. It is a common misnomer used by non-Vegans, though appreciating the team hasn't meant it in a negative way.
@BruceDuncan7 ай бұрын
This has been unhinged
@davidvestermark38047 ай бұрын
Austria stopped boats...? Famously landlocked
@sinc107 ай бұрын
Surely a basement NIMBY can just be a NIMB?
@olliem277 ай бұрын
is this the first podcast to have a crotch cam focusing on the person hosting the podcast?
@joejjj43787 ай бұрын
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLLLLEE
@gungrthespear35437 ай бұрын
Why, that's my M'cropenus M'lady.
@PopsicleSponge7 ай бұрын
I thought Ed had a hearing aid in. But it was just my mouse cursor.
@MasterDeroy7 ай бұрын
I would have climbed out my window and turned the generator off.
@justjackman7 ай бұрын
Had to scroll for ages to find this comment. Surely not beyond the wit of man to find the kill switch
@AndrewMcColl7 ай бұрын
Wait a minute. Why hasn't Netanyahu called up this Hasidic tunnelers and signed them up as a special counter-tunneling force in Gaza?
@stephenwalker8507 ай бұрын
Can ah just remind people the tories huv been in power for 14years n they only decided to step in on the postmaster scandal coz ITV made ah drama about it , plus it had Toby Jones in it , if ITV did ah drama about the fact junior doctors (apparently) only get paid £15 an hour starring Toby Jones then the Tory / orange party would’ve stopped fannying about trying to drum ah culture war about it and made them ah decent offer as well
@tbrooke30167 ай бұрын
Ed Campbell pocket cam. Otherwise known as the Olly Dugmore crotch shot
@sketchseven7 ай бұрын
Two very sleep-deprived presenters makes for an ... interesting episode.
@tbrooke30167 ай бұрын
Am I the only one thinking that the fact a foreign country is making software for our MOD is slightly insane?
@alextyler99127 ай бұрын
Oli, it's called the meat grinder strategy, currently being used by Russia in Ukraine
@Levenstone1327 ай бұрын
Shaken, all night long,by an AC/DC generator. That was a bit loud.
@tonymccann19787 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's a waistcoat.
@1dkappe7 ай бұрын
After the fluff. 4:39
@Adventuresingearland7 ай бұрын
17:08 Get ready for Marge Simpson….
@callibea7 ай бұрын
Not the nine o'clock news advert for "Alpen" like cereals - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNuGdZt2rJnHYps.htmlsi=MVPfcfovBWQpnKd6 - "Roughage K, the bag of nature"
@nickjones98677 ай бұрын
6:39 Sunak is so slow. How on earth could he not work in a jibe about Starmer getting elected to labour leadership based on left wing pledges and then dropping every single one of them and kicking out the people who elected him based said abandoned pledges?
@John-nu1vp7 ай бұрын
Razor clams are delicious you've obviously just had a poorly cooked one
@veganbarnsley157 ай бұрын
Vegan oysters? WTF?
@RedSntDK7 ай бұрын
17:36 What the heck? 😂
@andymeh4997 ай бұрын
Feudalism.....
@SirWhig-esq.7 ай бұрын
PM Starmer.
@Sodacake7 ай бұрын
Ava, get some ear plugs!
@Kokiri_Forester7 ай бұрын
39:12 Oli asks who would win in an actual Race War…
@jamesannetts44497 ай бұрын
😊
@nbrown_7 ай бұрын
That was the most deranged pod intro so far, I reckon
@DevastateOrionVII7 ай бұрын
Skip to 4:35
@DGmuludnep7 ай бұрын
Go watch Times Radio ya boring helmet
@mIllly82537 ай бұрын
If you don't want to watch them and you keep bringing up they tell too many jokes or 'press here to skip', why ARE you still here and not just watching the PMQs itself instead or another channel? I'm here because I actually like the presenters and enjoy their commentary.
@jdc17487 ай бұрын
Am I going to have to skip a minute into every episode now, my poor ears.
@HenryLeslieGraham7 ай бұрын
its not at all possible to put "hot left wing anti right wing takes" somewhere in the title?????????????? this channel markets itself as a channel for ALL yet its clearly a left wing labour supporting channel. ffs just put it in the description!!!!!!!!!!!!! its not fucking hard mate.
@keef55437 ай бұрын
oli dugmore: Subterranean Antisemite
@enemystand29817 ай бұрын
On what grounds?
@keef55437 ай бұрын
@@enemystand2981 the under-ground’s
@cheekygalloway697 ай бұрын
Why do you always shout something inaudible and then clap yourselves at the start of the show?
@lucymilne40867 ай бұрын
They are shouting "Love podcasts, hate nonces? It's the Politics Joe podcast" I think it's a throwback to when the Epstein news broke
@LimeyRedneck7 ай бұрын
🤠💜
@jillallan89857 ай бұрын
Do you 3 get on?
@PoliticsJOE7 ай бұрын
No
@SashaGrace947 ай бұрын
@@PoliticsJOEI like to believe that you never speak to each other outside of the podcast studio and are all deposited there in hermetically sealed bubbles and are then transported away separately.
@bobfunk50557 ай бұрын
PMQs is an unbearable unfunny joke. Can’t even bring myself to listen to commentary on it.
@DGmuludnep7 ай бұрын
All these fannies complaining about you not doing enough politics need to get a life. It’s what makes this podcast, and if you don’t like it, just go and listen to Times Radio. Bring back the nonsense!
@enemystand29817 ай бұрын
I watch it for both. Their interviews and legwork is all 100% taken seriously, as it should be, however this podcast is a good chance to have a more casual take on it with some humour as well. The news is fucking grim, and it balances it very nicely
@Solid_Soup7 ай бұрын
Street dentistry is a sketch from the Day Today. Love it when satire becomes reality. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f7OYeriZuLSvnYU.html
@garriejackson95517 ай бұрын
Stop this embarrassing pantomime, it's absolutely pathetic, no substance, no responsibility and more of a Muppet show as time goes on, I'm sick of the whole shitshow, it's no longer fit for purpose
@monged4life4427 ай бұрын
I honestly can't tell if you're talking about this government or the podcast
@garriejackson95517 ай бұрын
@@monged4life442 the government infact the whole shitshow, thought that was blatantly obvious