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@@LanguageSimp As Pierre Miniggo said, that chicken game would be great. But here's the catch: slurs

I used to watch your channel to learn japanese lol

LMAO

I guess you forgot russianese, kazakhese and slav

˙llǝʍ ǝʇᴉnb uᴉ ʇᴉɟ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʎʇᴉʌɐɹƃ ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ oʇ ʍoɥ uɹɐǝl ʎǝɥʇ ǝɔuo 'puɐ ǝƃɐnƃuɐl ǝɥʇ uɹɐǝl ʎɹʇunoɔ ʎɯ ǝpᴉsʇno ɯoɹɟ ǝldoǝd ʎuɐɯ uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ I ˙oʇuᴉ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇlnɔᴉɟɟᴉp ʇɐɥʇ ʇ,usᴉ ʇᴉ 'ɹǝʞɐǝds uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ǝʌᴉʇɐu ɐ s∀

@@mdahsenmirza2536 dont forget antartican too!!

While the first half of this comment was funny, the second half is just ignorant. For example people in Japan and Korea don’t speak mandarin, they speak Japanese and Korean. Also Africa has over 2000 different languages, Africa is a continent with different countries and systems. People don’t all just speak “African” there.

@@ched28 that's the whole point of the joke..

omg yes its a total rollercoaster lmao

Yeah seriously ! I am left questioning did I really get the sarcasm in the ones which I found reasonable?! 😂

He does that, yes!😅😅

I like how there's legit advice on here for beginners who can benefit from it, yet not for a moment does the trolling relent.

@@sirfizz6518 what is relent?

🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

You forgot to say Gigachad

he already did in the video when he said soy gay

it's not rare theres just several sub dialects within sort of like WU < SO CAL, NOR CAL, Xicano, Bay Area > . Rare dialect is Appalachian... California dialect is like Bejing Mandarin of America

@@arclight2012 actually what does this word gigachad mean ?! Or does it not ?!

Switch to Gujarati?

I'm a native Uzbek speaker and I can teach you how to insult people in Uzbek language

@@hankersoree how

So now there's 4 people instead of 2?

I highly recommend learning the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic etc, which are the languages of the future, so all learners should be learning these 2gether, they are so heavenly with the prettiest words and sounds and the coolest and most modern pronunciations and aspects ever, and, Norse and Icelandic are the most alpha languages ever, definitely a must-learn for every learner, once one discovers these gorgeous languages, one wishes one would have discovered / learnt them sooner - I started learning languages on my own like one year ago, and I am already upper advanced level in Dutch and advanced level in Norwegian and upper intermediate level in Icelandic / Norse / German and mid intermediate level in French / Portuguese / Italian / Swedish and intermediate level in Welsh and upper beginner level in multiple other languages, so I highly recommend learning many easy and pretty languages, like I do, instead of only learning 1 or 2 impossible languages that don’t even sound good that one is never going to be native speaker level in, anyway, as choosing wisely is key to being a successful polyglot! Danish is one of the prettiest languages, but Icelandic / Norse / English / Dutch / Norwegian are the absolute prettiest languages ever, and this truly is an objective fact, as prettiness and great language construction and great word construction and great letter combinations and great sound combinations and pretty word endings etc are objective facts, just like the great sméłłs of fruits and flowers, and just like talent in music and skills in songwriting and pretty melodies etc, which are all facts, so all should be learning them 2gether, as they are way too pretty not to know! By the way, some of the other info is very untrue, all wøm’n are the exact opposite of cómpliments / beautiful / attractive etc, and ppl don’t even understand what things such as attraction are, which do not exist for ppl, and there is no way to ‘dethrone’ ppl as ppl are the exact opposite of kings etc, and we the Alphas (me and the pure protectors aka the alphas) are the only beings who belong on the thrones etc aka the only Royalty!

Hi 👋 (sorry for my bad american I have been studying for 2 decades)

@@shawcremeans1773 That's nothing I sjsk learnosj foh 3 decadus

Same here! (Now only me and you can talk because they can’t understand our Australian dialect of American)

@@_perza jokes on you, i've been learning the australian dialect of american since i was 2 weeks old

@@_apsis oh no.. well hey 1 person can understand us, that’s alright. Right mate?

mordzia słyszałeś koedyś o francuskim?

Can confirm, girls cream when i speak Danish. Men too.

@@isnisse3896 how dare you?! From a Swede quote by a Swede

And it also has one of the most simple modification of the Latin alphabet, right behind Vietnamese, of course.

@@augustobarbosab.773 it look worse, but is slightly more coherent then Swedish orthography, after awhile you can atleast figure out what sort of sound a letter (or combination of letters) is supposed to make

My entire body just went weak, this is the best comment

Especially with relaxed intonation, it sounds so much like fapping.

🤨

oh no 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I lost my shit reading this. 💀

by learning swedish you can also speak danish! as long as you get really drunk cause as a native danish speaker i can say with confidance that i say rød grød med fløde and fem flade fløde boller på et flat flødebolle fad almost every day

…. This hurts my swiss soul

LOOOL, you actually had me in the first part

Swedish language is worst in the world.

Swedish language and Switzerland (they don't speak it there)? I don't get the joke.

The American alphabet is objectively the best writing system so I don’t blame you!

Whats up with the Spanish 'n' ?? Ni**a what's up with the French ' R ' sounds nothing like ARE or Ere (Spanish, Italian, Portugese,Romanian) . French 'R' sounds ghhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh ar..ghhhh! *weird french noises. C'mon Senapai, Mexican Spanish alphabet is basically a Romanized version of the Japanese Chimpokemon script.. Everything be ending with POCKET - O , WAIFU - A, OMELETE- O, K OSO.

The only phrase you need to know in Spanish is this: Lo siento por el baño. Está todo en llamas. Todo. Bueno, ahora es tu problema. Adiós.

@@joeldavis7577 Thx now I can speak to Spanish person Latino Einstein!!

@@joeldavis7577 ¡Aye! You must be a superpolyglot hyper omega gigachad! Por favor, yo quiero comprende tu!

What a Gigachad

@@Zapatero078 ikr

But what if they spoke American?

He answered multiple questions seriously but it's hard to tell

I was just about to comment this. He knew when to drop the act for a moment and be real. I love that

I thought the same thing. But I didn't want to comment about it in case he did say something sarcastic that I missed or didn't understand, which would make my comment about the guy being serious look sarcastic.

Ukraine haters:I see this as a win win

@@average_tankie1370 if they hate Ukraine this would not be a win

I have never seen a video have this much irony before XD i almost started believing he is being honest

@@smoothrough9718 so true, I want something normal now

You mean sarcasm?

The best language 💪🏻🐺🇺🇿

Ozbek til yaxshi

Such as encouraging Texans to learn Uzbek 👍🏻

@@headlightspirits as a Texan I can confirm

@@headlightspirits hhhhhhhh

@@headlightspirits i want to learn welsh for no reason as a texan well it is for a reason it's so i can shit talk people

All mi jan pona omnichads speak toki pona

xiaoma

Lingualizer

@@Tinoco1x Seeing his mandarin videos i hoped he is different but holy did it go downhill fast from there

@@charlesdaloz2547 the other replies say ikenna and xiaoma but honestly they're not bad but holy shit does lingualizer piss me tf off. bro says the same rehearsed phrases every time and then shocks the ignorant americans for speaking a foreign language fluently even tho that's his native language 💀

Their empathy is selective and the USA and NATO crimes are not important for them and not even a crime in their vision,they act like it doesn't exist 😍 by the moment you're european or from usa and have light eyes you automatically have access to a treatment for a first class human being.

Liberals are just fascists in disguise. Look at how redditors talk about Russians

@Rachel Well considering my family can barely pay rent sometimes... And I am white... And live in America... I would disagree.

@@JimJimWACA She's saying wars that affect white people get more empathy from white people than wars that affect brown/black people. Not that white people get catered to in every day life.

@The Queen Ah, understandable. Though it is completely reasonable for us to care more about Ukraine than say, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen, Sudan, etc. Ukraine is in our Hemisphere. In our area of influence. The invasion of Ukraine directly affects us Americans. If you go to Kenya, you will probably see more people talking about Somalia or Ethiopia than you would Ukraine. It's not good necessarily, but it's entirely reasonable. I, my family, and most Americans are not significantly affected by some conflicts in Somalia. In terms of war crimes, yes we have done messed up shit. But to compare our crimes to the Spanish, the British, the Germans, the Russians, the Japanese, and tons more, is simply stupid. We did bad stuff, but agree or disagree, I would say we're on the good side of history. I've always thought America should focus internally rather than externally, because at our current rate we'll be killing eachother like it's 1862 in 2024.

Yea

He really likes Kaufmann (everybody does). He was not putting him on the level of the fake polyglots and such

@@caiovinicius5204 Hopefully both you guys have since seen the two videos they did together three months ago.

I have the internacional fonetic alfabet, cus you can write funny weird shit like ͡o ͜o ͡ ʂɥɢθɰa ɒɪck ʎʰᶿʲ̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃̃˞̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰̰ Bolsonaroémuitogostoso oɯo ʁəəə β̪ azɨɳɢä ̥̥ ͡ṵ‿ṵ͡ ˩˥˥˩˩˨˧˦˧˩˨˦˦˥˩˥˦˩˦˧˥˩˦˥˧˩˨˦tɬʼ

@Feldweebel Akhowski No use having keyboards I use once in a blue moon. In reality, I only need three: English, Norwegian, and Italian.

Sei italiano?

@@ledues3336 No. I'm Canadian. My grandmother spoke Ukrainian to me but I ended up learning Norwegian and would se it as a code in high school. I'm still improving on my Norwegian but I can hold a conversation in Italian. I would consider myself fluent in English, almost fluent in Norwegian, and conversational in Italian.

@@polska-ukrayina oh cool! I love to see Italian culture being appreciated

I believe in you

@@LanguageSimp Thank you language simp

"I'm fluent in Albanian and I can attest to the fact that the best reason to learn a language is to constantly talk shit about everyone around you." What's the albanian word for "bunker" ? I'm planning on doing the opposite.

How tf are u fluent in Albanian and not Kosovoan

@@bread2512 Lol, they're the same, so I am.

@@joeldavis7577 So the opposite would be not talking shit about no one? And it's bunkier, like boon key air.

This is fucking hilarious bro

This part really threw me off because it was the one sensible/accurate bit in an absolute sea of sarcasm/ironic comedy.

Same bro

Lol!!

It's been years since I spoke Czech so I think that the translation to the sentence without vowels is: Stick your finger through your neck. Also I know some people that cannot pronounce the Ř sound (they weren't raised in slavic countries).

Hi, im here to remind you of this embarrassing moment from six months ago that you probably dont want to be reminded of.

10 month anniversary

Do the natives speak Luxembourgish in daily life or is it more of a cultural relic these days while everyone speaks French or German?

@@Mentally_Will Haha, I'd say cultural relic just about describes it

@@Arthur-wc4hn Depends. There is still a lot Luxembourgish spoken on a daily basis, but indeed french is taking over.

German is taking over too and in the south most of the people are portuguese

But we still talk Luxembourgish, but most dont know how to write it at all

Eg komme fra Norge og ønske at Dansk fremdeles va landets Nasjonalspråk😔. Eg forstår veldig godt koffor dette hypergigachad språket forblei språket av den høgere klasse i flere århundre haha.

both are awesome

@@kefir321 agreed

253 years ? Did you mean 253 days ?

@MH That's pretty long.

Become one with anime and start talking like anime voice actors by screaming your special attack in public. This will get you to level Z2 in no time (I skipped all of the letters of the alphabet by using the power of friendship).

Cat 🐱

gato 😼

El cringe

Chat 😾

Me too

hoe GHat het. GHGHGHGHGH sounds like ur choking

It makes German sound like honey.

Thai tegulu tamil

Most beautiful languages: 1. Franco-castilian 2. Californian Mandarin 3. Danish 4. One i made up when i was 15 as a joke

Luxemburger hier. Kennst du den Komiker der beim Integrationstest Luxemburg als Hauptstadt Deutschlands nannte? xD