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Poofesure

Poofesure

Күн бұрын

i get expelled from kindergarten
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@Poofesure
@Poofesure 10 ай бұрын
i didn't think it was possible
@Crunchy2617
@Crunchy2617 10 ай бұрын
me either
@HoppyHopscotch2861
@HoppyHopscotch2861 10 ай бұрын
Hu
@wgamer85
@wgamer85 10 ай бұрын
yo
@escuadronpotato9234
@escuadronpotato9234 10 ай бұрын
Dem
@ajpvxx
@ajpvxx 10 ай бұрын
go to sleep
@kearstin4638
@kearstin4638 10 ай бұрын
"My dad makes me nervous because he hates me." is gonna resonate with so many people
@fruitberry.milk.2002
@fruitberry.milk.2002 10 ай бұрын
😭😭😭 bless those souls
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 9 ай бұрын
Daddy issues
@timothyy15
@timothyy15 9 ай бұрын
The anime community especially
@TacosAreWizard
@TacosAreWizard 4 күн бұрын
@@timothyy15 I think you’re mistaking us with the furry community.
@timothyy15
@timothyy15 4 күн бұрын
@@TacosAreWizard I think more so the MHA community but yes
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 10 ай бұрын
"Gets expelled for repeat offenses involving violence as a kindergartner, becomes a teacher" Yeah, that's the MDickie experience.
@Umbra_Magna777
@Umbra_Magna777 10 ай бұрын
3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”
@SomeI3ody
@SomeI3ody 10 ай бұрын
imagine getting body slammed by a grown ass man in kindergarten but still being charged for assault, and then expelled, and hired as a teacher-
@demonsuckafucka6828
@demonsuckafucka6828 7 ай бұрын
Society be like
@TristenTimberwolf
@TristenTimberwolf 5 ай бұрын
thats life
@3mily2.0
@3mily2.0 24 күн бұрын
American public schools be like:
@shiiierin
@shiiierin 12 күн бұрын
sounds pretty true to me
@frenchtoast3553
@frenchtoast3553 10 ай бұрын
In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)
@Notmiddleg
@Notmiddleg 10 ай бұрын
That is legendary
@feder28
@feder28 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like an MDickie game sequence of events alright
@neonskylite2242
@neonskylite2242 10 ай бұрын
@@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game
@esifas6541
@esifas6541 10 ай бұрын
game name?
@feder28
@feder28 10 ай бұрын
@@esifas6541 Old School
@TheKingHuskerGames
@TheKingHuskerGames 10 ай бұрын
Poof is the only one that can get expelled from kindergarten of all places
@Floofie_boi
@Floofie_boi 10 ай бұрын
and then after getting expelled become a teacher
@butterdowg4965
@butterdowg4965 10 ай бұрын
@@Floofie_boiat the same school
@timothyy15
@timothyy15 10 ай бұрын
rookie stats. i got expelled from pre-school
@kingcrapout
@kingcrapout 10 ай бұрын
Bro has NOT heard about kenji
@8abydoll
@8abydoll 9 ай бұрын
I actually did 😭😭 I was a bad ass little kid
@Benny.261
@Benny.261 10 ай бұрын
That was actually the kid from Bully Poof, his name was just Billy Hogskin instead of Jimmy Hopkins lmao
@kaitlando636
@kaitlando636 10 ай бұрын
😂
@brandondonahue679
@brandondonahue679 10 ай бұрын
Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂
@Marksman_12
@Marksman_12 10 ай бұрын
Wasn't that supposed to be a bag of thumbtacks?
@ArkOfTheShadow
@ArkOfTheShadow 10 ай бұрын
​@@Marksman_12 yes, they were thumbtacks , fun as hell to use in Wrestling Empire
@Sarah-dl6me
@Sarah-dl6me 10 ай бұрын
and at 14:40 the girl talking to him had money in her hand lol
@ArkOfTheShadow
@ArkOfTheShadow 10 ай бұрын
@@Sarah-dl6me I was screaming "SHE'S GOT MONEY IN HER HAND" Poof could have got out of debt potentially but didn't notice,
@feder28
@feder28 10 ай бұрын
Those were thumbtacks
@mart_liam55
@mart_liam55 10 ай бұрын
“I’d like a new hat.” Haven’t heard that in a while…
@fruitberry.milk.2002
@fruitberry.milk.2002 10 ай бұрын
OOOH YEAH
@alienigga
@alienigga 10 ай бұрын
oh shiiiieeet
@Woohoowi1
@Woohoowi1 10 ай бұрын
i would like some new clothes
@aaronfoster-io1wc
@aaronfoster-io1wc 10 ай бұрын
Thank you poof for making me laugh during a difficult time
@alfredodelagarza7031
@alfredodelagarza7031 10 ай бұрын
Hope your situation gets better. :)
@BobotPlayzBobotRebel
@BobotPlayzBobotRebel 10 ай бұрын
Hope you're doing alright, you got support from us ♥️
@LivvyTube24
@LivvyTube24 10 ай бұрын
Sending love and support ^^
@thatfroggyguy
@thatfroggyguy 10 ай бұрын
​@@LivvyTube24hiiii
@LivvyTube24
@LivvyTube24 10 ай бұрын
@@thatfroggyguy heyo
@ik0la
@ik0la 3 ай бұрын
12:41 is fucking me up I don't know why a caveman with pink pigtails smashing a guitar and an iron pipe together is so funny to me
@zozozoozoz
@zozozoozoz 2 ай бұрын
HAHAHHA
@lemongentleman8925
@lemongentleman8925 10 ай бұрын
I beat kindergarten first try, obviously a skill issue
@21Handguns
@21Handguns 10 ай бұрын
Source: trust me bro
@dtvfenrirofficial
@dtvfenrirofficial 10 ай бұрын
Peter: oh man this is intense! Almost as intense as that one time I’ve beaten kindergarten on my first try!
@mrgnstarrr
@mrgnstarrr 10 ай бұрын
didn’t ask
@lemongentleman8925
@lemongentleman8925 10 ай бұрын
@@21Handguns I mean, I can do math
@21Handguns
@21Handguns 10 ай бұрын
@@lemongentleman8925 if that's all you can do,then I'm afraid I got bad news for you
@leyulis8882
@leyulis8882 10 ай бұрын
The Fat Tits lore is gettint complex, this whole story leads to Fat T. dead in jail
@LordPepe-jh5dt
@LordPepe-jh5dt 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs. I'm in a rough patch mentally and I don't think I've actually laughed at something in a week. I needed this.
@GooseGoosington84
@GooseGoosington84 10 ай бұрын
Stay strong homie
@LordPepe-jh5dt
@LordPepe-jh5dt 10 ай бұрын
@@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes. Just have to take it one day at a time.
@margotferg
@margotferg 8 ай бұрын
@@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤
@oliverbican5617
@oliverbican5617 10 ай бұрын
"home, the most hostile place I know" That sounds kinda relatable...
@panayiotispp
@panayiotispp 10 ай бұрын
As a European this is exactly how I imagined kindergarden life looks like in America.
@MilkBeverage
@MilkBeverage 9 ай бұрын
It’s close enough
@Wabu_227
@Wabu_227 9 ай бұрын
As an Aussie I agree with you, lol
@jamesreading9583
@jamesreading9583 5 ай бұрын
The developer is British.
@czech_ring
@czech_ring 3 ай бұрын
@@jamesreading9583 the uk doesn't count as european since brexit
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 ай бұрын
@@czech_ring Last time I checked it was still in Europe
@Canadian-Dude
@Canadian-Dude 10 ай бұрын
Watching Poof’s vids always helps me escape reality and enjoy a good laugh before bed. Thank you!!! 🙏
@mochimia8606
@mochimia8606 10 ай бұрын
3:19 made me spit out my drink
@mochimia8606
@mochimia8606 10 ай бұрын
like he heard two chords, class ended, said you wasted his time, AND gave you an F
@Awesome_Thomas
@Awesome_Thomas 10 ай бұрын
40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO YES
@macyaceytmsp5135
@macyaceytmsp5135 10 ай бұрын
Well damn. He’s done it, it was about time.
@Notmiddleg
@Notmiddleg 10 ай бұрын
I thought it impossible, but it's not
@freebird1621
@freebird1621 9 ай бұрын
7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail. 7:57 CM Punk on the poster 22:40 Nikki Bella 22:58 John Cena 33:30 Skull Crushing Finale
@cherylshover6728
@cherylshover6728 10 ай бұрын
Somebody needs to compile a movie of the complete Fat Tits lore between Old School and their future in Hard Time.
@sav7167
@sav7167 10 ай бұрын
only poof can get expelled from kindergarten 😭
@robertwildschwein7207
@robertwildschwein7207 9 ай бұрын
Sadly, MDickie removed death from this game because "killing children is bad" (but killing wrestlers is ok apparently).
@itsblackchu
@itsblackchu 7 ай бұрын
Actually yes. You can die in this game being a child
@robertwildschwein7207
@robertwildschwein7207 7 ай бұрын
@@itsblackchu Yet I have been blown up and ran over by trains multiple times, but only went to hospital for it.
@itsblackchu
@itsblackchu 7 ай бұрын
@@robertwildschwein7207 Well one time i came out of a hole made with a shovel with low health and literally freaking died as a child
@Raincally
@Raincally 10 ай бұрын
24:03 Did anyone noticed the guy away from the tracks holding a tombstone 😂
@GladoreFR
@GladoreFR 10 ай бұрын
I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c
@a.grimes4202
@a.grimes4202 10 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley. Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.
@ARMASOG
@ARMASOG 10 ай бұрын
He also said they stole it from english but english actually inherited it from french.
@SpiralPoliFemboy
@SpiralPoliFemboy 10 ай бұрын
Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.
@a.grimes4202
@a.grimes4202 10 ай бұрын
@@SpiralPoliFemboy Yup. I’ve watched newLEGACYinc play that game. Also, I believe I spotted “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the streets driving a motorcycle *🏍️ 🤣* .
@darkside5959.
@darkside5959. 10 ай бұрын
“My dad makes me nervous cuz he usually hates me”. Felt that one
@afellowguy1933
@afellowguy1933 9 ай бұрын
I wonder what kind of trauma inspired MDickie to create this game
@Happwer2
@Happwer2 10 ай бұрын
As a woman who got expelled from kindergarten, I can relate to this guy
@DrthVdr_qt
@DrthVdr_qt 10 ай бұрын
what’s the story here
@mukuplays
@mukuplays 10 ай бұрын
Well, don't leave us in suspense!
@JukeCubed
@JukeCubed 10 ай бұрын
How though
@Kmika00
@Kmika00 10 ай бұрын
Thank you poof for giving me the perfect thing to watch before going to sleep
@user-jx3hx
@user-jx3hx 10 ай бұрын
"I'm coming to get you tits" is both an ominous and hilarious bit dialog
@katsauce
@katsauce 10 ай бұрын
YES I'm here early. been literally hovering to see more of Old School, THANK YOU POOF
@Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes
@Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes 10 ай бұрын
Thank You so much poofesure for making me laugh while i'm dealing with severe depression.
@margotferg
@margotferg 8 ай бұрын
I feel you.❤ hang in there! It’ll be okay.
@RedstoneRuler
@RedstoneRuler 10 ай бұрын
I swear the grade levels in this game mean absolutely nothing
@amanda2590
@amanda2590 10 ай бұрын
poof pls do more of this series, i haven't laughed this hard in a while
@Catcatian
@Catcatian 10 ай бұрын
This is legit what American public schools are like.
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 6 ай бұрын
So true 😂😂😂😂
@MutedAndReported3032
@MutedAndReported3032 10 ай бұрын
If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass
@RottenPancake
@RottenPancake 9 ай бұрын
🤓
@MutedAndReported3032
@MutedAndReported3032 9 ай бұрын
🤓
@xofrnkiee
@xofrnkiee 9 ай бұрын
@@RottenPancakecorny
@Alias79555
@Alias79555 7 ай бұрын
​@@xofrnkiee🌽
@TheFurry
@TheFurry 10 ай бұрын
YES PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! By far my favorite series you've done
@ThyHolySkunk2507
@ThyHolySkunk2507 10 ай бұрын
I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”
@rmstitanic1911
@rmstitanic1911 10 ай бұрын
24:03 Drunk Elmo’s laugh
@kikitheunibunny
@kikitheunibunny 10 ай бұрын
Please please please keep these videos coming poof 😂🙏
@anamethatisntfinished1192
@anamethatisntfinished1192 10 ай бұрын
18:58 “burger *eating intensifies*”
@MutedAndReported3032
@MutedAndReported3032 10 ай бұрын
The thing you got at 9:50 is a moneybag! If you get that, press the taunt command and it gives you money
@nathanvanek6479
@nathanvanek6479 10 ай бұрын
3:29, meanwhile, the girl next to him is drinking beer.
@mmp5453
@mmp5453 10 ай бұрын
these videos make me laugh the hardest of any videos I watch on youtube.
@GoCrazy69
@GoCrazy69 10 ай бұрын
11:26 Ultra instinct at its finest
@julianvillarreal1450
@julianvillarreal1450 10 ай бұрын
Poofesure will always make my day. He’s one of the funniest KZfaqrs ever.
@ernsburnsgaming6181
@ernsburnsgaming6181 9 ай бұрын
This is the most horrific game ever
@GavGaming15
@GavGaming15 10 ай бұрын
that character looks stunning
@Subarubdub
@Subarubdub 10 ай бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Poof murdered a (mostly) innocent man with his own tombstone? Even for Poof’s standards that’s brutal 💀.
@cosmeticincantations7997
@cosmeticincantations7997 10 ай бұрын
"....Have no choice to expell you..." "Become a teacher, u great! :D"
@user-jk4on6ui7y
@user-jk4on6ui7y 10 ай бұрын
29:52 Aint no way they got Mr. White in this game 💀
@defectumdefectum9642
@defectumdefectum9642 10 ай бұрын
mr white has become a meth kingpin horror character into a human. hes evolving!
@candorcat5736
@candorcat5736 10 ай бұрын
Thank u poofesure i was on the edge of burnout, your videos help me so much thanks a lotttttt
@WesPlayz430
@WesPlayz430 10 ай бұрын
A kindergarten student being expelled is very rare but it happens to yours truly
@zxbzxbzxb1
@zxbzxbzxb1 9 ай бұрын
How many people did you beat to death with tombstones?
@RealColbalt
@RealColbalt 10 ай бұрын
14:40 "This throne belongs to the king!" Poof: Excuse me...WHAT?!
@12...
@12... 10 ай бұрын
love the poster that just says "B I Tc H"
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Dvrkwulf
@Dvrkwulf 10 ай бұрын
I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.
@LegendaryHeroponRiki
@LegendaryHeroponRiki 9 ай бұрын
Sometimes graphics arent everything
@theshadowking3198
@theshadowking3198 7 ай бұрын
@@LegendaryHeroponRikiyeah but these games have more than just graphical issues
@boogie6207
@boogie6207 10 ай бұрын
That’s a quote “I’m out of debt! I have 1 dollar!”
@mochii_draws
@mochii_draws 10 ай бұрын
THE "OH MY" WAS AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH HELP 🤪
@xDmakc
@xDmakc 10 ай бұрын
29:49 heisenberg himself arrested him
@fatnuts8974
@fatnuts8974 10 ай бұрын
This dude nvr fails to make me laugh not even 3 minutes have gone by 😂
@Keiran27729
@Keiran27729 10 ай бұрын
That thumb nail tho 😂
@UnluckiestJester
@UnluckiestJester 10 ай бұрын
28:38 master martial artist. Wrestlers have to learn this move.
@camharrell2734
@camharrell2734 Ай бұрын
This series is by far my favorite of your videos
@MarshallKujo
@MarshallKujo 10 ай бұрын
The exploding iPad made me laugh way too damn hard.
@maridiancrest243
@maridiancrest243 10 ай бұрын
I wonder if Poof will actually finish a class and answer a question this time. Probably not
@maridiancrest243
@maridiancrest243 10 ай бұрын
Im surprised. He managed to answer one though it was luck.
@tetra8157
@tetra8157 10 ай бұрын
36:16 too real lmfaooo
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 9 ай бұрын
Inner-city student simulator
@faxturtle1983
@faxturtle1983 10 ай бұрын
I know you didn’t buster
@RareWebex
@RareWebex 9 ай бұрын
16:07 yes its true the french word for 6 is six but its not pronounced the same way as english. its pronounced " cease " if that makes sense
@WeatherReport63
@WeatherReport63 5 ай бұрын
More like "sissy" without the -y part
@fatso6843
@fatso6843 17 күн бұрын
i love poofs laugh so much at 24:02
@JustAPersonWhoComments
@JustAPersonWhoComments 10 ай бұрын
MORE OLD SCHOOL CONTENT PLEASE!
@KNGMedusa
@KNGMedusa 10 ай бұрын
Jesus, why is everything so fucking chaotic? 😂
@andrewszanto9347
@andrewszanto9347 7 ай бұрын
This game got better fights than baki 😂
@thew7329
@thew7329 9 ай бұрын
he finally found the greatest addition to the new mdickie games - the train.
@vnpyr5036
@vnpyr5036 10 ай бұрын
poofesure and mcdickie best combo
@blah7836
@blah7836 10 ай бұрын
petition to bring back tomodachi life
@NVR4GET
@NVR4GET 10 ай бұрын
I could still do with more of this content 👌
@user14690
@user14690 10 ай бұрын
4:08 and 31:32 i can’t this series is too funny
@Zzaaccharay
@Zzaaccharay 8 ай бұрын
I love the fact how his hair glows in the dark
@Wspre_
@Wspre_ 10 ай бұрын
6:56 to 7:35 has me dying
@HowellSzn
@HowellSzn 10 ай бұрын
19:56 Crying of laughter😂
@QueenJosephineOfTheNorth
@QueenJosephineOfTheNorth 8 ай бұрын
Interesting how many pro wrestlers are in this.
@thetickler85
@thetickler85 7 ай бұрын
31:11 Bruh it’s Watts. Hertz measures sound 😂
@KB-kx1ig
@KB-kx1ig 10 ай бұрын
i love these videos , was hoping more of these drop😂😂
@15kinz
@15kinz 10 ай бұрын
loving this series poof
@user-qd7qj6lh4u
@user-qd7qj6lh4u 4 ай бұрын
I never thought a kindergartner who looks 68 years old would cause chaos.
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare 10 ай бұрын
I love how much you’re playing this, it’s great.
@baddoomguy1986
@baddoomguy1986 10 ай бұрын
I lost it when you started beating Dominic Striker with the shovel lmfao
@Catpaw616
@Catpaw616 10 ай бұрын
Imagine getting expelled from kindergarten 😂
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 6 ай бұрын
So true stralight 😂😂😂😂
@Catpaw616
@Catpaw616 6 ай бұрын
@@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 Lol
@heinrichberthold7839
@heinrichberthold7839 6 ай бұрын
I don't know why but the explosive poop followed by "oop there it is" made me crack up.
@SadistMal
@SadistMal 10 ай бұрын
I play this and my dad hates me also lmfao
@BijanIzadi
@BijanIzadi 10 ай бұрын
The gift being a guitar bro I cantstop laughiing rnn 😭🤣
@LivingSkull1
@LivingSkull1 10 ай бұрын
Yes! Another Banger. Thank you Poof, keep the heat coming 🔥. Have a great day everybody 🎉
@Dude_Royale
@Dude_Royale 10 ай бұрын
This is gta 6
@OwlishStare
@OwlishStare 10 ай бұрын
This series is so funny LOL!
@theREALdingusMD
@theREALdingusMD 10 ай бұрын
These vids are great Poof, keep ‘em coming. 🤣
@bailee_1uvsu
@bailee_1uvsu 10 ай бұрын
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