The story about him lying to his fans faces about who he is and then shouting a one liner at them after denying who he was made it into my top 5 Jerma moments almost instantly

Use to work in dry cleaning oddly really took pride in how clean i could return something. I remember these bed sheets had vomit all over super bad worst I've ever seen. Get this apparently the son ate an entire sleeve of oreos and did it out of spite. Did the best we could still remember the smell terrible.

As someone with siblings, when Jerma said "I used to wear hockey gear while my brother threw baseballs at me" I literally sighed and thought "finally a normal story"

Imagine you hire a guy to pressure wash your fence and you look into the backyard and he is standing on top of your tool shed talking to himself about a time he pretended he didn't recognize a fan in public

whenever jerma talks about his brother I love to think that he doesn't exist and jerma is insane

This stream was really chill until he turned on face cam to demonstrate how easily he can remove blood out of the carpet in a matter of minutes

It's the most mundane games that lets Jerma do the wackiest commentaries

One time I was in a pet store, wearing my pet store employee cosplay, when this incredibly short man approached me and said "Do you guys sell the thing? Do you know where I can get the object?" and I said "I don't work here" then he immediately started to mutter about my facial hair under his breath. It sounded like he was saying "bet you feel so tall under that moustache, don't you?" I felt really uncomfortable, My girlfriend asked him "Are you Jerma?" (I didnt know she knew some guy named "Jerma" before this point) and he crossed his eyes & stuck his teeth out saying "Duhhhh what's a Jerma???" and she blushed and said "you know, like from twitch?" and he started jerking around, twitching sort of, and asked "What's twitch?" and she stopped and stared at him. She seemed to be kind of excited. He seemed emboldened by this. After a little while he said "Look at me" and threw a tennis ball from the shelf next to him at me. It looked like he tried to throw it really hard but he kind of just flicked it at me with his fingers. Then he just left. My girlfriend couldnt stop thinking about him after that day. She said he was a badder boy than I'll ever be.

Jerma sleeps to the sound of wood being cut and cars being cleaned

"Where's the weirdest place you've been recognized?" 'In one of the casinos' Uh oh

Calm down “Laughs maniacally” “I want that guy timed out for 1 minute”

I think one of my favourite parts of this is that while he’s talking about the vsauce prime numbers video he EXCLUSIVELY says even numbers and ones ending in 5. Like he doesn’t even come close to saying an actual prime number.

If the fan recognizing Jerma moment doesn't get into the Jermawards I will unironically smoke crack Two years later edit: I've only returned now from rehab. Thank you, Jerma!

The best part about these highlights is the complete lack of context going from one insane topic to another.

i remember actually falling asleep watching this stream and when the "Youre asleep" bit came on I fucking bolted upright and screamed in horror thinking jerma had broken into my house or something I genuinely still have the occasional nightmare where jerma just stands in my room saying "this is a dream I want you to let go"

Jerma really found a House flipper 2.0

I am not joking when i say that the 'You're in a dream with Jerma and a bird shits into his mouth' bit is one of the funniest things i have heard in my life.

I wish as kids they gave us power washers instead of super soakers, we would have skin as hard as diamonds, or we would be dead

This man confused Babish with Vsauce which is understandable actually

Jerma is a hard boiled egg just waiting to reveal his yoke

Isn’t this the guy who got jumpscared by the kirby’s epic yarn OST

It was relatable when jerma was talking about faking a temperature to skip school, but then the orange juice story just reels it back in, actual psycho

Jerma’s not like the other girls, he watches power washing and log cutting videos.

If I met Jerma in a Casino i'd go "Hey Mr. Green remember me?" and just hand him $5000

He literally did the “I’m sick” voice. I had it in my head when he said he was going to do it, and then he completely did the exact voice that was in my head

There's something INHERENTLY SATISFYING about WILLING a GAME into REALITY

The fact that jerma didn't know about Beverly Hills chihuahuas amazes me

I love the idea of jerma trying and failing desperately to do a Mitch Mcconnell impression while being dragged out of a room by security.

jerma is really intersting cause if you know him in real life i feel he would be a kinda boring. just a normal guy who likes to watch videos on wood cutting or powerwashing . but then you see him on twitch and suddenly hes making billion dollar cat cosplay bets on video games, running a carnival for a day and hosting a wrestling match with people who are pretending to be a bunch of characters he made up. if you try to explain multiple streams hes done to someone it sounds like your explaining multiple episodes of family guy or just family guy cut away gags

Is this the comfortably petite streamer who got MY stimulus check?

as soon as he said "autoplay" and "counting" I knew exactly what he was talking about. I've woken up to that video playing so many fucking times.

jerma is just living the truman show

I feel like Jerma's mind is just an RNG of storys

I was at the pet store the other day and I saw Jerma985, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “What's a Jerma Twitch?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Look at me!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

Not only is the son of the mask a bad movie now I can’t unsee the mask as jerma

Jerma can’t stand up for himself, when Dad wants his filet mignon.

This game is great because he doesn't have to focus on the game, he can spend all his brainpower just letting his mind wander

Can we just take a minute to appreciate that the man who is so much like the Scout from TF2 in so many regards used to play baseball

KZfaq must know that on the stream the "talking dogs on 4 legs all sound like goofy" bit went on for more than 30 minutes at least. Chat kept finding examples to counter him.

I love it when Jerma is just playing a relaxing game and just enjoying the game and making jokes. It's just very fun.

38:15 0 for 3 on guessing prime numbers

46:15 is exactly what I'd be doing if I was a big streamer lol. Just make a bunch of random obscure references and have to constantly pull up the originals to show what I'm referencing

This Guy Power Washed My House! He Was Talking To Himself About Zorn And Power Washed Me In The Face

Jerma's almost like the rest of us

The line between Jerma’s mind and reality is collapsing

INSANE streamer remembers TERRIBLE google searches and scrubs his search history, unknowingly in front of THOUSANDS of INNOCENT CHILDREN

BREAKING: Local streamer reported for IRONICALLY smoking crack

this game really is jermacore essential.

Okay, Jerma genuinely had the most wholesome childhood Like even the baseball thing sounds crazy on paper but with the context? That's the most suburban America thing I can think of

The power dynamic shifts so quickly in the meeting the fan story

Deranged streamer confuses VSauce with Binging with Babish

Haven’t even watched it yet and god the main guy son of the mask DEFINITELY looks like fucking jerma when he’s wearing the mask

Jerma Mentioning Babish was a surreal crossover.

Psychopath streamer breaks into neighbour's backyard and power washes their lawn

I legit fell asleep with this video on on my couch and I woke up in terror when he said “YOURE DREAMING.” And I couldn’t move it was like jerma was my sleep paralysis demon

I was only half watching until I realized that Jerma was playing a game about powerwashing, listening to the Mother 3 soundtrack, and talking about copyright expiration for Disney characters. That's exactly when I had to stop, skip back in the video, and try to piece together what the hell happened.

I'll repeat: The woman who recognized Jerma and called him Jerma Twitch wasn't a true fan, because we all know his true last name is 985

I love to think that every aspect of jerma’s life has been gaslit to him

Boomer hypnotist Jeremy "Twitch" Elbertson PUKES the McDonald BTS meal onto his GRANDMOTHER'S tiles, while receiving a $2,000,000 *stimulus* from Mitch Mcconnell, ON STREAM

Someone has probably said this before but I’m generally starting to believe that jerma is just a cartoon character

This video legitimately motivated me to power wash my house, thanks Jerma Edit: it is complete. I have vanquished the beast living on my walls. I am covered in the mud of my enemies. All will know my wrath

I love when jerma does an impression of himself it's so funny

He's literally zerking it out while he's playing omfg

"How do you ironically smoke crack?"

I sh*t you not, I fell asleep watching this last night and jerma was actually in my dream. I finished tonight and I am kinda outraged it worked.

Without a doubt the funniest gag in this whole video is where Jerma jokes about mickey mouse becoming public domain. Where does he keep coming up with all this.

I saw Jerma985 at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Imagine looking in your backyard after you've hired a pressure washer and he is talking about how his brother hurled baseballs at his head while he is washing grass.

INSANSE streamer attempts to use SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to FORCE people to give him MONEY

The Jerma editors finally using a Son of the Mask clip for the intro gives me an excellent opportunity to point out how that movie's version of The Mask just looks like Jerma in a bad costume

the story about his pitcher older brother throwing baseballs at him sounds SO MUCH like Scout lore it hurts

I always fall asleep to these videos so imagine my frustration when the one time I actually sit down and watch one he acknowledges that the viewer may be sleeping

The story of his brother throwing baseballs at him reminds me of when my sister belted unripe grapefruits at me except I had no protection and it was no game.

I actually did fall asleep during this video, none of what he said got through to me.

i feel like knowing that jerma sleeps to the sound of wood getting cut explains a lot

I just realised this game is published by Square Enix. I hope we get to play as Cloud power washing his blade and stuff, or Noctis power washing The Regalia sometime.

jerma said he willed this game into existence i did the same with lego rock band

there is the possibility that someone was sleeping during this stream and woke up exactly when jerma was doing his dream bit. i hope that person is doing well, i would be traumatized

Would never have expected to see jerma talking about Beverly Hills chihuahua on stream

I need like a 10 hour compilation of Jerma's rambles and stories.

38:00 thing is I did fall asleep during a jerma video where he was reading spongebob fan fiction and it messed with my dream

snapping out of zoning out for 30 seconds on a jerma video is always a surprise

Jerma is such an *interesting* fellow

Jerma discovers a fan in the wild and fails to disguise himself before he’s spotted

Why is nobody talking about the Jerma Guided Meditation

jerma is the type of person to play wack a mole and hit them after they have gone back in the hole

i was also a spiral cutting kid, jerma. you’re not alone my brother in arms

I used to work in a detail shop and man... Taking those disgusting old used trade-ins and pressure washing, waxing, steam cleaning the carpets, seats and engine to make them look brand new was SOOO satisfying.

The part where he says its a dream actually scared me awake when i had the vod on in the background

INSANE streamer decides to INVADE his fellow viewers' DREAMS while they are ASLEEP

I woke up one night to The Son Of The Mask playing on tv when I was 9. The scene was when he was interrogating his wife about the disappearance of his son. I was scared shitless and was petrified til morning. Didn’t go back to sleep.

I absentmindedly watch jerma and listen to him tell stories and immediately forget them

What I found funny is how none of the numbers jerma mentioned was a prime number. I didn't even have to look it up cause they all had an even number or 5 as their last digit.

"chips are dinner" hearing jerma say that brought a primal fear of a certain streamer

this is one of those jerma videos you wish would never end

We really are at a point where we're playing video game simulations of menial chores.

I could listen to jerma talk about nothing for hours. and I have, many times

Jerma's Scooby impression killed me.

VSauce counting prime numbers has auto played while I was asleep like 20 times in my life

Jerma should just start a podcast honestly