Brings back memories. In the Wizard wars, the battle fields were as sticky as they were bloody.

"His last order was: COME! And they all came. All of them. Even the dragons."

You know this actually exists if you're clicker trained enough.

Just imagine being in the middle of a war and the elder mage of the enemy guild screams: "FORBIDDEN MAGIC, MASS C*M!" And everyone in the front lines just burst.

Imagine what rolling a Nat 20 with this spell would do.

That’s some crazy water bending technique

If I can convince my DM to make this real (in the campaign at least), things are going to become more chaotic that the party is already

Power word: Scrunch!

The most powerful spell ever conceived.😮

These are one of the banned power words

Dear those dark arts do be kind of attracting though am I entranced?

At first, I thought that was Ralsei

I don't need a spell to do this against my oponents

Well, that was gloriously silly!

All the other wizards act like tough shit until you pull out the Forbidden Tome of Fu'ree

So there I was, sitting in my lair. I was drinking some brew, as I usually do, when a skeleton minion walks in. He says, "Yo boss. I'll make this quick. Some guy at the entrance tried to make us stiff. But not in the way you would think. He tried to make a bone grow between our feet." "Well kick him out," I said in response, taking sip of my drink. "He's no threat to me if that is the only spell he keeps. I got ghouls and tools to deal with such fools, none of which he can exploit. So kick him out, laugh it off, and then get back to work." So remember this my wizard friends, for it is very important. While fighting solo may sound fun, having minions will save your bum.

“ Power word! *Testicular torsion!* “

I need to become a wizard. The immense power these spells can conjure is unfathomable.

Power word… CREAM!

nah, I'd cast a tiny spark bolt, but add so much modifiers that does millions and trillions of damage

Not a bad spell, but I don't think anything can surpass the real deal of "Power cast : EXPLOSIVE-SHITE DIARRHEA!!!"

yeah, i bet those sleepless nights were worth it

Read the title as “power chord”. Was expecting some absolute banging power chords. But I still am not disappointed.

The enemy cannot fight if he has dry balls. "Sargent, Sargent"

ME NEXT!!!

This is how you can give yourself clarity to do work and maybe send that important email!

Well that's one way to switch the the bottom/top dynamic

this type of magic was outlawed for a reason

Ah, yes, one of the accursed incantations, known only to followers of Dibella or Eros.

Power word: FOR Power word 2: THE Power word 3: EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“POWER WORD: C##!” *Pull out uno reverse* “Oh shi-“ Or Enemy:“POWER WORD: C#-“ Plr: OOC, I make out sloppy style to stop the spell DM: *Visual and auditory whiplash*

Aight bet now should I make you some cereal. I recently bought milk.

Forbidden!

i remember when me and my homie used to play this game i was the slutty dragon from shrek and he was some dude idfk

I want this to be real NOW! SCIENTISTS SOMEONE ANYONE MAKE IT REAL!

Oooo i will definitely do this

I have that spell as a passive ability when doing melee combat (i am a sadist)

The best power word.

Dispell from 10th circle of magic.

nah nah the first thing we do when we end up in fuckin real life DND or whatever kind of fantasy world we are getting ANY reflect/block abilities cuz that is the most devious and disrespectful ahh spell ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

i want this spell

imagenery technic. TESTICULAR TORSION.

Best power word, I’m gonna be rich

If I could use this spell on someone it would be someone i hate >:3

Well someone clearly learned from Ralsei

DAMN YOUUUUUU

Strongest attack ever

Arnold?

hm..good job

who's that wizard dude with the horns

Oh yeah? I cast axe

what the Kentucky fried hell did I just watch.

WORRRRD

That works

Inumaki NO, YOU CAN’T JUST DO THESE THINGS

I knew it was going to be that or "Gay!" XD I was the creator of the c*m golem.

:3

AYO????

By shors bones the thuum

You mean approach, right? ...right?

HAAAAAAAAGHHHH 💀💀💀

Power word: Sissify.

Inumaki if he wasn't stupid

Is that fucking ralsei deltarune

whers no?

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Kinda shit pathfinder 1e lets you do

Harry Potter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Furry Potter