AB: rayban? hila: valentino 😌💅🏻

I am so proud of Hila for beating up David Dobrik

Ethan : “bald is a vibe” Also Ethan:

When Ethan laughs really hard it’s like a direct shot of serotonin to my brain

"4 hr movie? I would never have time to watch that." *watches a 3.5hr podcast*

i feel like ethan will keep saying that these real famous people are calling in so it becomes a running gag and when an actual famous person call we wont believe lmao

Ethan thinking 5 year olds are in 5th grade... I'm wishing future 5 year old Theodore good luck in 5th grade

Zach is so amazing at his job. He's so good on the soundboard and has such good timing with it

Is no one going to mention the fact that Shredder pretty much has puppy GERD lmaoo 😭🐶

“He’s so old they discontinued his blood type” DEAD

Zach saying “fuck elementary school” is honestly just funny and true

After Dark has become such a comfort podcast , no matter what I’m going through it instantly distracts me 💜

i genuinely think that sometimes the soundboard of hilas laugh is her actually laughing and it really confuses me

“All women are queens, but then there’s *the Queen* ...” DAN IS THE NEW HEART THROB

I need a 2hr behind the scenes documentary about Hila and Teddy Fresh. Please and Thank you. 🙏😊

Hila: we have a family dinner Ethan: they'll wait Hila's mom preparing everything for days: 🤨

Ethan hyping his wife up about how good she looks every podcast is my morning coffee.

If Hila's "fucking fuck fuck" isn't a new soundbite, I'm gonna be really disappointed. With peace and love.

Watching Ethan and Hila make more money than in I do in a year in 3.5 hours is absurdly impressive and completely depressing.

The fact Ethan plays a compilation of him pronouncing things wrong then comes back and mispronounces a word 🤣😭

How Ethan is Unironically saying ‘Love that’ after being around trish so much makes me laugh so much 😂

The way hila got all shy while saying Valentino...so cute

I actually lost a couple childhood friends because I asked if they liked Harry Potter at a family dinner and their family was hyper Christian. The parents were nice to me but they explained that witchcraft was evil and sent me home. Both kids were never allowed to speak to me again lol.

Trump blew me away, this guy is so funny and witty

The Trump impersonator was spot on for his speaking mannerisms

Holy shit that guy's Trump is insanely good and unlike many impressionists (not just of Trump but in general), he has the comedy to back up the novelty of his spot on impression. Brilliant

I love that Hila buys whatever she wants and Ethan is just happy so long as she is happy. Psychology studies have shown that the happiest and longest marriages is when the Husbands listen to their wife’s advice and suggestions. I think we all kinda know who wears the pants in their marriage, which is awesome! I love how Ethan starts every podcast with Hila by asking her how she is doing today, then he looks her up and down and always gives her a few compliments. For a man to take the time to notice his wife’s haircut or hair color change, he even pays attention to her accessories and tells her she is hot! That is such a huge turn on for a wife when her husband is actually paying attention to the details. Not only is it a turn on but but watching Hila get all giggly and happy when he does it. Uuugh it’s just so freaking adorable! I love that he flirts with her, even after several years of marriage, a baby, and working together. We all know that Hila is an amazing, loving wife. But it’s so Awsome to see Ethan being an amazing, loving husband as well. ❤️❤️😍😍💋💋

Trump impersonator was amazing 🤣

Ok but the vlog squad are the literal definition of “Just because you’re loud doesn’t mean you’re funny”

Everytime I hear Dan laugh it adds ten years to my lifespan, it is literally the best laugh.

"He's so old they discontinued his blood type" xD Omg

Now that Zack's hair is blond, he can go full Joker and dye it green...

"4 hours is such a commitment" all of us watching this 3.5 hr podcast 😬

The longevity of the Windy Williams fart debate has me DEAD😂😂😂

I came to H3 for Trisha, then developed a love for Ethan❤️

“Do not indorse Jeffree star. No.” hila. Thank you.

*MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS!* 1:36 vape god NFT coin auction 6:03 zack snynders justice league review 18:52 james charles update 23:42 windy williams fartgate #2 *_36:02_**_ president trump calls in_* 47:37 kraken crypto expert calls in 1:30:55 semen preacher update 1:37:38 crazy tik tok finds 2:01:53 the crew shares teacher stories 2:13:53 strange tik tok video 2:28:11 basketball fail clip 2:37:44 jeffree star's NFT's 2:43:42 jaystation banned 2:54:37 expert crypto trader calls in 3:09:52 NFT coin final countdown 3:16:10 - 3:20:00 NFT coin winner calls in

Ethan complimenting hila every episode now is very heart warming

I've noticed over the years that Hila seems to be more and more comfortable on camera which is awesome because she's so intelligent and interesting and I enjoy hearing her input, plus she has that cool stoic vibe that I admire. Definitely my favorite person across all of h3. Plus she beat up David Dobrik!

Can Hila do a special where she talks about her journey with Fashion? I love her!!!!

It’s funny when people say “move on” in chat like they’ll actually listen.

“Are they from Amazon” “They’re valentinooooo” “OH SHIT”

I think James Charles isn’t getting canceled because of the very young fan base he got off of leaching on the D’amelios + a lot of misinformation like “he lied about his age”

The kraken dude was so helpful to my general knowledge of crypto. Shoutout to his family.

I love Ethan's excited tourette's jazz hand.

I usually don’t really like when people do Trump impressions, but this guy is so good. “Really bad marketing there.. with the V THE V! Very feminine I don’t like it” 💀💀

I feel like Dan is talking a lot more throughout the podcast and it is very welcomed! Always loved Dan but love him more and more and time goes on 🤠

This podcast is getting to the level of Ed, Edd n Eddy with the sound effects. I love it

QUEEN: They’re valentinooooo Ethan: Oh I thought you got those from Amazon QUEEN: Yeah I heard. HAHAHAHAHA

Hila to ab “oh...those are ray bans? 🥱😬” I LOVE HER

Ethan:“You look bommbbbb today girl” Hila: ehahah eahaaa

I was so invested in Jessie’s complete collection pursuit, the RELIEF 👌🏻

dan, ethan and ABs laughs in the back are so comforting

Ethan hit the gold mine with Hila, the way she looks at him sometimes is honestly everything. This makes me realize I should probably leave my toxic relationship.

Zach we need a soundbite of Ethan saying "Shout out to the Crack"

The semen preacher is a Key & Peele character come to life😂

3. fucking. hours. They blessed us today

Please clip Hila saying "Valentinoooo" 😂

I fell asleep to an H3 podcast in my bed after work, having a nice wholesome snooze and was woken up to "WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BITCONNEEEEECT" "WASAWASAWASAUP" and it legit makes me on edge every time that sound played now fml

All the bit connect sound bites are starting to become my favorites. Especially “hey hey heyyy”

If every episode was 3+ hours, my life would be complete

I know hila might not like this, which makes me like her even more lol, but I really look up to her. I don’t even look up to people, especially people I don’t personally know, but something about Hila makes me feel like I want to be kinda like her. She’s so stoically beautiful on the inside (and out) and idk I don’t even have a word to describe her vibe.

Anyone else notice nearing the end of the podcast, Ethan was swallowing the ice cubes in his cup whole? I honestly didn’t know you could do that lol

One of the best After Darks ever made

The Donald’s trump impersonator was so hilarious 😂

Ethan’s huge open cup of water always gives me spill vibes and it finally went and happened Trish needs to hook him up with a bling’d up sippy cup

“There ain’t nothing like a brain on Jesus” -Papa Ethan 2021

"That's my vibe, paying way too much for something that looks like I could get it from Walmart." Who says money changes people?

I’ve been ✨obsessed✨ with these podcasts lately, they’re the only things getting me through midterms

“he gave away cars, that’s socialism we should cancel him for that”

im glad im not the only one who smoked crack at their sketchy friend's house.

“I tried crack once” 😂😂😂 I love Ethan he literally just says anything “I didn’t rip the crack pipe to hard but I was willing to give it a shot”

A 3+ hour episode is just what I needed today

The Trump guy had some of the best jokes I've heard in a while 😂😂

The joker "ha" soundbite gets me every time🤣

Ethan spilt the water on PURPOSE so Hila could get the cool teddy fresh shirt he wanted 😂

Thank you for talking about James Charles, I mean NOBODY was talking about the fact that he literally collabed with a 16 year old boy after admitting to what he did.

The fact that both Trisha and Tati were right about these guys and there's EVIDENCE and there's still people letting them walk around unaccounted for, it's disturbing

In Jr high my computer teacher told me I can't always feed my family with bean and rice. Jokes on him because you can totally feed your family with beans and rice lol

dan became so enthusiastic and happy for the rest of the podcast immediately after ethan said he would give them all one ethereum

Something about the way Hila said "Yeah, I heard that" after Ethan repeats himself cracks me up 😂🤮😂

I love that ethan literally just gets changed in front of the camera. WE'LL DO IT LIVE

They say dogs will re-enact their owners actions for approval, which makes sense why Shredder is now part of the Gurd gang

Fun fact: One time a guy on Wall Street bets was saying he was gonna hold his stock but accidentally misspelt it and put hodl, thus creating that slang for hold.

I feel like the cohosts are all each 1 dimension of Ethan’s personality

These are Valentino 💅

I just appreciate your authenticity. I love how you guys aren’t afraid to be yourself and have your own thoughts. If you make a mistake, you will correct yourself and apologize.

Zach, I feel your pain! My PE teacher call me fat in 4th and 5th grade ALL. THE. TIME. When you said it still sticks with you to this day, I felt that! I think about it all the time! And I relate to you on still having anger towards it because that cannot be forgiven! You don’t do that shit PERIOD

Hila’s hair is now almost pink. After blonde and dark red this is the prettiest look by far!

3 hours and 20 mins??? Sheesh we lucky

Love all these podcasts, kills so much time on my night shift as I catch back up

These sound bites run on a loop in my head... “fucking fuck fuck” with peace ✌️ and love 💜

Hila should do that meme on tiktok. How do you boyfriend/husband won’t cheat on you, and it cuts to Ethan complimenting her at the beginning of ever show

I love when Ethan compliments Hila and she always smiles and gets real cutesy 😉☺️😚

Lmaooo your sound guy's laughs in the back when sound clips are played is so hilarious xD they try to laugh away from mic and it's so funnnny

As an Argentinean I can confirm that we don't use crypto to buy every day things but it's becoming more and more common to use digital wallets instead of physical money

My theory is that, you know how celebrities get stunted at the age that they get famous. Since James got famous in high school, he hasn’t realized that he supposed to age out of that yet because his high school behaviour is what got him famous and so he still relates to kids were 16 even though he is so much older than them.

That Trump segment was SO funny, I want them to bring him back for more 😂😂😂😂

“We love the immigrant people” 😂😂😂

Thank you Jessie very educational