Presidents Know Who Is Coming To Dinner | A Hot New Herschel Walker Scandal

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The former president claims he didn’t recognize a known white supremacist who tagged along when Kanye West visited Mar-a-Lago, and Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker still claims his Texas home as his primary residence. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын

Trump was never president, it's fake news. America spent 4 years lead by Twitter and 4 chan.

@rrrjjj5572 Жыл бұрын

And he is trying to top that humiliation by pushing Herschel Walker on Georgia. Absolutely absurd.

@Tick421 Жыл бұрын

I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

@Tick421 Жыл бұрын

I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

@voixdelaraison593 Жыл бұрын

@@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.

@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын

Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁

@jongmod9440 Жыл бұрын

VERY pun y! But very true! 😔

@seymourbutts4654 Жыл бұрын

the side effects are sedition treason and severe headaches

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

ba-dum tish! but also - nice one 😀

@marty4278 Жыл бұрын

Especially since Covid.

@eliassalcedo5229 Жыл бұрын

Mushroom 🍄 😩

@KatieG55 Жыл бұрын

As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!

@lynnstlaurent6789 Жыл бұрын

My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.

@lilRadRidinHood Жыл бұрын

@@lynnstlaurent6789 I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room

@corbeau-_- Жыл бұрын

@@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).

@mrroadrunner5304 Жыл бұрын

I remember our school having a smoking area for students!

@vivelaresistance3239 Жыл бұрын

One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.

@InStitchesComedy Жыл бұрын

I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼

@godisbollocks Жыл бұрын

That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.

@InStitchesComedy Жыл бұрын

@@godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.

@HowlingWolf518 Жыл бұрын

... Took me literally half a minute to realize the Q wasn't a typo.

@VerenicruzX Жыл бұрын

If i was in Georgia id vote for him just to have that stain on the GOP and listen to him fail to speak for 6 years

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, because no Democrats have EVER been involved in sex scandals. LOL.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

Iran-Contra did it for me. I was 9.

@loki6626 Жыл бұрын

At least Herschel is addressing America's vampire problem. Biden never says a word on the subject.

@anakamarvelous Жыл бұрын

Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy

@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын

His ego is even bigger than Cheeto's, hence his spectacular recent fails re his former sponsors.

@billgreen1861 Жыл бұрын

Mini Skitz, Was there any doubt ?

@goodgame3374 Жыл бұрын

How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate" "No you" "Nuh uh" "I'm the boss of everyone" "No I am! you should be honoured"

@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын

He's God. He told you!

@jeffreycarman2185 Жыл бұрын

It was a meeting of the narcissistic minds.

@user-ej8uh3lb9o Жыл бұрын

Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮

@RazyrDiarmait Жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Crazies tend to flock together.

@jessicageorge9136 Жыл бұрын

What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households

@uis999 Жыл бұрын

Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl

@susancervantez3336 Жыл бұрын

@@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵‍💫🙀👎

@civil_villain Жыл бұрын

TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.

@faithlesshound5621 Жыл бұрын

Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.

@Phoenix38m Жыл бұрын

TFG....The Fat Guy?

@adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын

TFG.... Tiny Fugly Genitals?

@azoth6641 Жыл бұрын

TFG, That F**king Guy?

@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

Always!

@ZergrushEddie Жыл бұрын

There is something deeply unsettling about Cruz and Graham flanking Walker for Walker's own interview...

@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын

Handlers.

@Phoenix38m Жыл бұрын

just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)

@gl15col Жыл бұрын

@@marshwetland3808 And see what a great job they did, sadly 3 losers don't make 1 winner.

@jimhays2772 Жыл бұрын

Lindsay was cleverly pulling the puppet strings

@Kuid4or3 Жыл бұрын

When you have to babysit your Guy for the Race, that really looks good...

@YesJustice Жыл бұрын

hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤

@jamesgoines7663 Жыл бұрын

Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas." It's was wonderful. And done without a teleprompter, too

@thefly373 Жыл бұрын

Wow. Your idea of humor is pretty old fashioned. Try Ricky Gervais. Now he's a comedic genius.

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

@@thefly373 Why are you here?

@thefly373 Жыл бұрын

@@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.

@randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын

@@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.

@thefly373 Жыл бұрын

@@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.

@AndyM_323YYY Жыл бұрын

I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.

@MicheleEngel Жыл бұрын

They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.

@terryreynolds200 Жыл бұрын

That is mind bending. Maybe the Intelligence Organizations in the US should shut it down .

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

@@terryreynolds200, we're working on it.

@melissa7041 Жыл бұрын

its a golf course you sheeple

@AndyM_323YYY Жыл бұрын

@@melissa7041 I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

Why not? The Democrats have AOC , Biden and Harris. Not a single functioning brain among them.

@bell2990 Жыл бұрын

I believe he is going to lose big ❤️🥰 he ain't even trying to win😃😃

@sinetteiversen9978 Жыл бұрын

The scary part is,that almost two million people voted for a liar,despicable being with zero integrity

@adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын

@@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.

@tjahjadijudono1074 Жыл бұрын

That depend on the republican voter in georgia..they r the ones who self-claimed pro-life but insist doing abortions..😁

@edc8657 Жыл бұрын

I didn't know I needed Stephen Colbert to sing to me...but I 100% needed that.

@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.

@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын

Okay, Lardfather. That's a new one. I like it.

@deborahwilson4684 Жыл бұрын

@@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!

@heinleinreader Жыл бұрын

And peed on him in the process.

@heinleinreader Жыл бұрын

@@deborahwilson4684 So you must love Cecily Strong who was born and raised in the Chicago environs.

@benwu7980 Жыл бұрын

It almost makes me nostalgic for the era up to about 13 years ago, when Republicans could lie convincingly.

@alexmartinez5859 Жыл бұрын

“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.

@charityquill4965 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the sheer amount of ignorance, ego, and bigotry in one room didn't cause some sort of tear in space-time

@WorldOfARandomVegan Жыл бұрын

Facts!!

@burritodog3634 Жыл бұрын

ok mexican

@alexmartinez5859 Жыл бұрын

@@burritodog3634 American, actually.

@burritodog3634 Жыл бұрын

@@alexmartinez5859 mexican american

@a.r.9530 Жыл бұрын

Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.

@gal1885 Жыл бұрын

Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all? Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.

@sambarris9843 Жыл бұрын

Was the previous owner killed by a werewolf?

@hospicedragon96 Жыл бұрын

🥁

@ihcterra4625 Жыл бұрын

Not sure he could tell the difference.

@hospicedragon96 Жыл бұрын

@@sambarris9843 🥁

@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын

And after the erection he will pay for a abortion and send a nice get well card.

@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын

I never knew an audit could take over 8 years

@Keallei Жыл бұрын

Probably because of all the significant figures.

@marih3286 Жыл бұрын

There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.

@ChristophBrinkmann Жыл бұрын

They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆 Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.

@michaelccozens Жыл бұрын

Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful? That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.

@ianmusic19 Жыл бұрын

I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣

@moniqueengleman873 Жыл бұрын

I know, I think that every time.

@jefe2098 Жыл бұрын

I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done

@serendipityshopnyc Жыл бұрын

It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.

@calvinbonjovi Жыл бұрын

I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol

@ge2623 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"

@steverogers6572 Жыл бұрын

@@ge2623 lmaooo actually true tho.

@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын

I was already laughing!

@corbeau-_- Жыл бұрын

it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.

@errgag3580 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Mike Pence's book also comes WITHOUT a spine!

@hospicedragon96 Жыл бұрын

🥁

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

You mean the guy who stood up to Trump and was threatened with violence? That guy with no spine?

@Creative-Chaos Жыл бұрын

Did you see the meme about Mike Pence, his book, and the cover w/out a spine.

@dozzer009 Жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality

@kathleenscullion8348 Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆!

@wintermute740 Жыл бұрын

I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.

@uthmanbaksh3530 Жыл бұрын

I could just play Stephen's version of All I want for Christmas and never get tired of it!

@vanessawhitneypro Жыл бұрын

Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...

@somethingcooliguess Жыл бұрын

You’re referring to the ubiquitous Mariah Carey song, right?

@vanessawhitneypro Жыл бұрын

@@somethingcooliguess Nope... About the racist a**holes in the world...

@vanessawhitneypro Жыл бұрын

@@somethingcooliguess Any more questions?

@violetqueen450 Жыл бұрын

Yes! This is the only source of news my poor battered psyche can handle anymore. Thank God for the Stephen Colbert show!

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.

@MareMeyer Жыл бұрын

"FIFA's ethics committee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞

@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.

@science_bear Жыл бұрын

@@chonqmonk I think it’s because they prefer rugby to American football.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

@@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal. And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀

@maximeprometheas Жыл бұрын

7:14 - That moment when you are reminded that you miss Jon Batiste's piano keys as Stephen puts away imaginary objects...

@LPike-kh4dt Жыл бұрын

I miss seeing Jon Batiste. I hope he and his wife are doing well.

@maximeprometheas Жыл бұрын

@@LPike-kh4dt Latest news on Jon Batiste is that he will be serenading French President Emmanuel Macron during his state visit at the White House. So he seems to be doing fine. I haven't read any new news about Suleika's condition, but my heart goes out to her for strength to combat her cancer. I hope she's writing well in the meanwhile.

@Gigalisk Жыл бұрын

"....FIFA has an ethics committee....?" LOLOLOL

@edwinnakamura1726 Жыл бұрын

I like presidents who don’t invite anti Semitic racists to dinner and acts he wasn’t aware!!

@pipedown1246 Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂

@P.Kenney Жыл бұрын

@@pipedown1246 Racist comment by a racist lib!

@jandrews6254 Жыл бұрын

Why weren’t the Kuschners invited? I’m sure the conversation would have been....interesting

@michelejohnson1001 Жыл бұрын

A real president wouldn't ever think of that

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

What must the Secret Service think?

@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын

Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

@hanzgerberpresents Жыл бұрын

As opposed to what's transpiring now?

@marty4278 Жыл бұрын

@@hanzgerberpresents Yes. As long as trump breathes air.

@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын

@@hanzgerberpresents what's transpiring now, Hanzy? Iz da Gerber baby not happy?

@julesbower762 Жыл бұрын

Any vote, for any Republican, for any reason, is an act of treason.

@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын

@susan ruthroff Baby Shart Poop your pants, do do do do do do Wave little hands, do do do do do do Give senseless commands, do do do dumb Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb Now you poop out of your mouth Fake tan, bigot the south Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout Can no longer lie or fake your way out Macho man, do do do do do do Support the Klan, do do do do do do Your evil plan, do do do do do do Might as well bury your head in sand You can't dance, you can't sing Only fear and hatred do you bring You can't lead, only be a boss Only salads do you toss Ignorance, do do do do do Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do Insurrect, do do do do do do Watch all the immigrants climb your fence

@JamesSmith-sl3ms Жыл бұрын

Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!

@lauraw.7008 Жыл бұрын

Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖

@barbaraslater6507 Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

You are watching the end of the democratic party, enjoy.

@jeremybenoit759 Жыл бұрын

Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.

@leonessity Жыл бұрын

Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol

@salortiz6548 Жыл бұрын

It’s an audience of sea lions.

@triciac1019 Жыл бұрын

There are plenty of us.

@josefkay5013 Жыл бұрын

What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face. I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.

@leoh3616 Жыл бұрын

I REALLY would like to watch a tape of that part of the evening. I´d even pay for it.

@vanguard9067 Жыл бұрын

Larry, Curly, and Moe-a-Lago?

@crazysc0tsman Жыл бұрын

I hope it gets repeated on the debate stage. Would be a great convincer for swing voters.

@michaelshanks6932 Жыл бұрын

More like the tea party from Alice in Wonderland. Did the denier get to be the Dormouse?

@irishdivajeffries6668 Жыл бұрын

Love it!

@rpryce2140 Жыл бұрын

"FIFA has an Ethics Committee? Really??" Perfect!

@renees.6614 Жыл бұрын

Stephen singing gave me life!!! 🤩

@pibyte Жыл бұрын

The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.

@ratholin Жыл бұрын

the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.

@thomasdones4208 Жыл бұрын

We are betting your a kareoke star...lol

@heintz256 Жыл бұрын

Same.

@wetbobspongepants Жыл бұрын

Hey, ya gotta love that clip of Herschel Walker with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

@pangalactictuber Жыл бұрын

Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)

@DeborahGee Жыл бұрын

What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶

@anjulikamins6420 Жыл бұрын

Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.

@amil89 Жыл бұрын

Too bad his joke writers completely gave up.

@dozzer009 Жыл бұрын

@@amil89 Don’t watch. Easy!!

@Pro24zach Жыл бұрын

@@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.

@Pro24zach Жыл бұрын

@@dozzer009 sorry you’re right, I’ll unfollow this channel and stop watch the tonight show too.

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

@@amil89 what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.

@roxannewolf7130 Жыл бұрын

Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊

@cherylleech785 Жыл бұрын

👍🏾❤️

@hollynordgren510 Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who would love a Late Show Christmas Album??!!!

@nyarlathotep4389 Жыл бұрын

At this point we just wait for the next Hershel walker/Republican scandal to drop like it's a new album or pair of shoes.

@amil89 Жыл бұрын

Walker is up in the recent polls, there is no hope for this country

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

You mean like Paul Pelosi's gay lover spat...whoops he got caught again while Nancy was away.

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

Do you mean like when Joe Biden called black kids roaches, on video?

@lizardog Жыл бұрын

@@TheSoloAsylum try paying attention, instead of thinking up your next lame attempt.

@TheSoloAsylum Жыл бұрын

@@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

Donnie was trying to recreate the 'Legion of Doom' villainous lair at Mar-a-lago... may good prevail over weasels!

@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын

More like the Legion of Dumb

@RendaJane Жыл бұрын

IQ45 is still trying to create “scorched earth” to punish us for firing him.

@fatman957 Жыл бұрын

Aww

@alex35agm Жыл бұрын

Ah c'mon,even Lex Luther thinks Trump is too evil for the Legion of Doom.Trump and Kanye belong in the Legion of Dumb.

@DataJanitor Жыл бұрын

A capella from Colbert almost brought me to tears. 🥲

@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын

Best line of the night, “FIFA has an ethics committee ? Really?”

@sshaw4429 Жыл бұрын

The best nighttime monologue……..he should have 20 million subscribers.

@vc5385 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert does not have 20 million subscribers on KZfaq, because he goes MIA, so often...

@deedeeannash Жыл бұрын

@@vc5385 Johnny Carson used to work 3 days a week. What're you moaning about?

@amil89 Жыл бұрын

@@vc5385 or maybe because they hire the shittiest joke writers and it is complete derivative trash

@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

“I’m your host Stephen Colbert.” Best host ever.

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

1.Carson 2.Lettermam 3.O'Brien 4.Gutfeld 5. Leno

@Washougalite1 Жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 1: Carson 2: Letterman 3: Ferguson

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

@@Washougalite1 You're right. I forgot Ferguson.

@amil89 Жыл бұрын

Not even fucking close especially with these horribly written 'jokes' Cable TV has become absolute trash

@AlexandarHullRichter Жыл бұрын

Hostus Mostus: Stephen Colbert. Oliver can be second best.

@TheGruffchickJournal Жыл бұрын

Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.

@ceceliavoss9174 Жыл бұрын

This was an excellent monolog! 😂

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Жыл бұрын

Hershel Walker, Texas Werewolf Ranger trying to pull a Dr Oz, whom Herschel thinks is The Wizard's grandson.

@eklectrikmusic Жыл бұрын

Lindsey Graham's button reads :"Run Hershel, Run!" - Maybe it's an inside Joke.

@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын

He can't run with any ideas. He's a walker, at best.

@williamduffy1227 Жыл бұрын

I saw that too and started cracking up. Miss Lindsey probably isn't even aware of it. 😆😆😆😆

@p.j.m.d.1948 Жыл бұрын

Herschel Walker makes Forrest Gump look like a genius. (Sorry Forrest)

@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын

@@p.j.m.d.1948 Forrest has another serious advantage: he's a fictional character

@loridancer9378 Жыл бұрын

Lindsey's is a musical badge. "🎵Run, Rabbit, Run, Rabbit Run...🎵"😉

@mariejoseehuot9309 Жыл бұрын

This is all so so funny but all so so sad at the same time.

@Angel-eq9tq Жыл бұрын

Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.

@Genny-Zee Жыл бұрын

Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!

@ernestocampos8330 Жыл бұрын

He did a musical: Company.

@GoneTeal Жыл бұрын

He also did make a Christmas album/special back in his Report days

@emotionalsupporthipster659 Жыл бұрын

There is a Colbert Christmas album he did like 15 years ago. It's called "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" It's up on Spotify.

@jenniferhart559 Жыл бұрын

All the more amazing since he's deaf in one ear.

@dozzer009 Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferhart559 Wow, I didn’t know that and yes, it does make it even more amazing. Thanks for that tidbit!! I always learn something new 😊

@sarahschouveller1993 Жыл бұрын

Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.

@Sanjidadipu Жыл бұрын

No one is going to talk about Stephen's singing? He was great!!!!

@nancyradford8166 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant as usual, Stephen!

@zorohibiki Жыл бұрын

if you ever feel useless remember that fifa has an ethics committee

@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын

😆🤣🤣

@florete2310 Жыл бұрын

All of FIFA's ignorance towards blatant human rights violations, the rampant corruption and the nepotism aside... At least they have some humour, LOL.. The "FIFA Ethics Commitee"... I am still LMAO😂😂😂

@puellamservumaddominum6180 Жыл бұрын

@@florete2310 I would like to be on committee. ......free pay check! Just ignore all the Qatari slave labor.

@heinleinreader Жыл бұрын

If they have an ethics committee, what the hell is the tournament doing being played in Qatar?

@MunchKING Жыл бұрын

Well yeah, how would they know THE most unethical things they could do without a committee to tell them what ethics is?

@tripodthreefoot2268 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy

@unseeliesidhegoddess Жыл бұрын

I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!

@jeremybenoit759 Жыл бұрын

These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it

@pippogriffthegreat7003 Жыл бұрын

Steven out here spitting facts, serenading, and making me snort laugh like a champ 🤣

@melissa7041 Жыл бұрын

you mean bahhhhh like a good little sheeple

@a.s.4601 Жыл бұрын

@@melissa7041 Yes. You are not clever.

@kidtroll9 Жыл бұрын

Steven can sing!!! He has a natural vibrato, who knew?

@time2livelife Жыл бұрын

“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense). trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

@ianthesoccerref Жыл бұрын

That's a keeper👏👏

@lisamessiana1032 Жыл бұрын

ALL OF THEM!!!

@davidjames38589 Жыл бұрын

Candidate for best line of the monologue!

@Mike_Jones281 Жыл бұрын

"THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE" ~ H. Walker

@JynxieTheMermaid Жыл бұрын

Nicely sung Stephen!

@aliciagreen5411 Жыл бұрын

Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️

@dr.velmasablan3611 Жыл бұрын

Stephen, you are so BAD, irreverent, and I just love it. Thank you for being comic relief during this craziness going on in our beloved country.

@230608grace Жыл бұрын

Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!

@deltazero4685 Жыл бұрын

Steven’s got a pretty nice singing voice! What a treat!

@aleccopile Жыл бұрын

9:40 Stephen actually has a lovely singing voice 👍. I remember when he sang "Falling in Love Is Wonderful" with Anna Kendrick, I was surprised how good it sounded. He should record a Christmas album.

@sharronmainor Жыл бұрын

Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!

@CFAweiss Жыл бұрын

I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍

@karinwolf3645 Жыл бұрын

You notice how the two next to hershal immediately looked at him when he said that and later tried to say they didn't notice? 🤔😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😻😻😎😎💋

@atlpeach6852 Жыл бұрын

Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤

@MattHudsonAtx Жыл бұрын

"*she* brought your sister" DYIN HERE

@kathysorsoleil5448 Жыл бұрын

My sides hurt from laughing. Thank You!!!

@michaelsamerdyke108 Жыл бұрын

Love how he sang at the end.

@petgranny194 Жыл бұрын

Great bit - had me laughing out loud through the whole thing.

@gwen6453 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha “FIFA has an ethics committee!” and what a Christmas song!

@danielmorales1470 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!

@JaneDoe-em7zi Жыл бұрын

Lol I didn't know Stephen could sing. 🥰

@joenalewabau9589 Жыл бұрын

Noticed how Graham’s head turned immediately to look at him when he heard the word erection. That was good.

@terryreynolds200 Жыл бұрын

I do declare! Well, I never! (Clutching his pearls!)

@Stiffdistantandweird Жыл бұрын

I wake up every morning and pronounce…”THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S ERECTION!”

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

but do the people really want it, my guy? ;-)

@1Kent Жыл бұрын

Does that mean he only has an erection once every 4 yrs?

@williamduffy1227 Жыл бұрын

They asked a Chinese politician if he had elections. He said "Yes! Every morning!"

@Stiffdistantandweird Жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the exit polling is looking pretty good right now

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Жыл бұрын

@@Stiffdistantandweird well as long as your numbers are good then I guess you stand in line for some commendation 😀

@Dbeckdesign68 Жыл бұрын

Thanks, now that f*cking song is gonna be in my head all night. Good grief.

@anro7137 Жыл бұрын

What a perfect way to begin the Christmas season. Thank you for singing!

@TheThird1977 Жыл бұрын

As soon as "... complained to FIFA's ethics committee" flashed up, you just know we all though the same thing and laughed heartily when Stephen fulfilled the prophecy.