Stewart Rhodes Convicted Of Seditious Conspiracy | Senate Votes To Protect Marriage Equality
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Жыл бұрынThe founder of the Oath Keepers and several associates were convicted on charges related to planning the Jan 6th insurrection, and the Respect For Marriage Act passed the Senate with bipartisan support. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын
"Nazis are a lot like cats: If they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them." --John Oliver
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I love that British parrot!
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Thank you.
@sarahappleby1800 Жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey, it's also because we clean up their shit.
@StriderZessei Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 spider fingers and all!
@djpoopypants4741 Жыл бұрын
Hey!
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
What would make me feel great is Trump going to prison.
@y.r.9401 Жыл бұрын
He shouldn't have been allowed to run in the 1st place with all the fraud he has committed!
@DaveT383 Жыл бұрын
I agree 100% - it would give moral and judicial credibility back to America. However, I am also 100% certain that Trump will never be put in prison. Neither will any of the vermin he sired. And that's because America's corruption is far too broad and deep. America is beyond saving, sadly.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
You and me both!
@lightning5273 Жыл бұрын
Never gonna happen
@ginajones2328 Жыл бұрын
⚖️⚖️😭😭😭🌩️
@Thinkingaroundthebox Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that Stephen isn't doing jokes when it comes to Walker. He's just reporting the news and letting Walker make a joke of himself
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын
Helmet denier
@hollyadamson6641 Жыл бұрын
I always get my news from Colbert!
@todd8155 Жыл бұрын
@Overworkedandunderpaid - It's like when Tina Fey lampooned Sarah Palin by just repeating her words almost verbatim. You got to hand it to the Republican party for it's ability to come up with totally unqualified candidates!
@Thinkingaroundthebox Жыл бұрын
@@todd8155 It's the sad state of our politics that it is more important to put a butt in a seat than to actually fill the position
@brianmouland209 Жыл бұрын
As if The Biden Ball ⚽️ Licker is taken seriously
@FraizyMD Жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote that bipartisan joke deserves a raise!!
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
When Stewart shot himself in the eye, it was just foreshadowing for when he shot himself in the foot...
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Did he really shoot himself in the eye?
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Yep. His ex-wife says it was while playing lookout for some drug dealer in Vegas. He likes to tell people it was during a training exercise or something. 🙄
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
@@cc1k435 Oh my gods, that's hilarious! What a nutjob!
@AverageEldritchEntity Жыл бұрын
Just the foot, for now.
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Oathkeepers for looking at a guy who shot his own eye out, and with his own gun no less, and going, "Ah-yep! That's our leader!"
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
Craziest rises to the top...
@mikehersh6192 Жыл бұрын
What the Fuck could possibly go wrong?🐼
@hx8mx Жыл бұрын
@@cc1k435 😂🤣😂
@ClonedGamer001 Жыл бұрын
Seriously. And it's worth noting that the only way you accidentally hit yourself in the face with your own weapon is if you're intentionally looking down the barrel. And literally one of the two biggest rules of handling a firearm is "Never point a loaded weapon in the direction of something you aren't willing to shoot." Pretty sure for most people "my own face" isn't on the list of things they're willing to shoot. This idiot broke one of the simplest yet most important rules of firearm handling in one of the dumbest ways possible, and is permanently disfigured as a result, and people were like "Yeah he seems like someone we should listen to."
@davidh6134 Жыл бұрын
He demonstrated his Second Amendment rights, and shortly after, espoused his freedom of speech by screaming “ ooowwwwwww!”
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
"even the partisan support was bi" 🤣 fantastic line ahahaa
@CounterFleche Жыл бұрын
What you did there, I see.
@JRoss-zxzx Жыл бұрын
6:09 so, the former toddler in chief has to have constant supervision 😂
@billwheeler3687 Жыл бұрын
Rhodes estranged wife said "It's the first time my husband ever faced consequences." I can't wait to hear that from Melania.
@jamesdavis8731 Жыл бұрын
The difference is that Melania CHOOSES to stay where she is and she doesn't need to. She is greedy and as classless as her husband. Rhodes wife tried to get away from him.
@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын
Well, he did kinda face the consequences of mishandling his gun. Too bad that consequence was so small.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be nice!
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын
Touché
@Karin_Allen Жыл бұрын
Let's hope she finally feels free to speak her mind once he's locked away. God only knows how he's been keeping her quiet all this time.
@jennywitkop8467 Жыл бұрын
Listening to Hershel yammer on makes me wonder about the voters in GA that they needed to have a runoff. Sheesh
@tammyjohnson1927 Жыл бұрын
That's because the legislation in Georgia put a rule that any candidate must have 50% of the vote to win another way to gerrymander minority candidates.
@rebeccamouyos3031 Жыл бұрын
Some Maga Retards. Will vote for a scarecrow!! If it has DTJ or Republican sign in front of it!!
@amarbyrd2520 Жыл бұрын
@@JonathanMercure If you're looking down from Canada -- you *do* know about Doug Ford, yes?
@JLee-rt6ve Жыл бұрын
@@amarbyrd2520 He may act like a clown, but unlike Trump, he actually gets some things done and wins elections.
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
Warnock is good. He's a genuine black guy.
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
What angers me about Rhodes' sentence is the fact that the real culprit is still running around free.
@8088I Жыл бұрын
Joel Greenberg got sentenced 11 years for Child Sex Trafficking on behalf of 'Matt' Gaetz! Him, and, separately, 'Gym' Jordan have a lot to answer for!
@iamwell5654 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. “Conspiracy” means many were involved.
@daghostxxx1797 Жыл бұрын
60yrs max....6mos min, guess what he'll do !
@kaytraveltarot Жыл бұрын
They’re close to getting the biggest fish!!??
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
We'll get there. One victory at a time.
@redplaysgames719 Жыл бұрын
great monologue! also you DO need to pre-rinse if there's chunks of food on the dish, because otherwise the dishwasher will get all gross.
@Jadeskorpion Жыл бұрын
You're only supposed to have to scrape the dish, therefore removing the chunks.
@karenlebeter4196 Жыл бұрын
Older dishwashers don't have a garbage disposal built in.
@oldschoolman1444 Жыл бұрын
Walker is a prime example of why the NFL doesn't like to talk about CTE
@MajICReiki Жыл бұрын
☝️🙃 this part
@kellyb1420 Жыл бұрын
So true
@pocketheart1450 Жыл бұрын
Noooo shit.
@Wraithlen Жыл бұрын
True, but he was a total idiot long before he took hundreds of blows to the head.
@jamesdavis8731 Жыл бұрын
I don't think Walker's delusion and stupidity have to do with CTE. Did you ever him him talk when he was in college or in the early years of his NFL career? He was almost impossible to understand then and sounded like a clown.
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
I said it on the Kimmel video and I’ll say it again, every time Hershey talks it’s like that scene in Billy Madison “we are all dumber for hearing what you’ve said”
@suzivigeant2213 Жыл бұрын
He's a gift to comedy.
@babybaklavagus Жыл бұрын
sooo trueeee I fast forward whenever any of the late night hosts show clips of him because I can't take it anymore lol
@sirjer73 Жыл бұрын
Man he just rambles on like a over hype 4 year old who just learned new words!!!
@ToadyWoods Жыл бұрын
Hershey Chocolate Walker? 😊
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Someone should blast that scene at one of his speeches!
@rileymcphee9429 Жыл бұрын
It's insane how many people in our society we are simultaneously laughing at and afraid of.
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
And Elon gets the last laugh...
@davidgraham-parker Жыл бұрын
"but they can question why they moved to Florida..." Love it!
@GenRN Жыл бұрын
I hope that Rhodes isn’t the only one that has never faced consequences that is finally going to get some.
@maxryder995 Жыл бұрын
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@charlesrovira5707 Жыл бұрын
Being convicted of *seditious conspiracy* means two things: 1) it was a _conspiracy_ and 2) being a _conspiracy_ means that everyone present, in the rooms, or by _phone,_ is guilty of: • a) providing active support, or • b) providing tacit acquiescence for the topics under discussion. You *_can't_* claim ignorance. If you were involved and didn't report it, you're *_GUILTY!_*
@dmelnick00 Жыл бұрын
… and being convicted of sedition in the free world makes them a special kind of loser.
@Omni0404 Жыл бұрын
Can I just say you have better formatting on a youtube comment than all my coworkers in the office? The parenthesis, the bullets, the italics, the numbering. Mwah, chef's kiss 🤌
@tygrahof9268 Жыл бұрын
Thus Seditious Traitor Trump and creepy daughter coveter needs a jail cell too.
@tammyjohnson1927 Жыл бұрын
He's waiting on Trump to pardon him.
@joenisnapje712 Жыл бұрын
Apparently 3 other oath keepers still managed to escape that verdict 🤷🏻♀️
@Becky_Cal Жыл бұрын
“Sashay away…” 😂😂😂 I love that!
@FoxMacLeod2501 Жыл бұрын
Pro dishwasher tip: if you don't pre-rinse, a huge power boost is to run the hot water in the sink closest to the dishwasher, until it's coming out nice and hot. This keeps the 'washer from starting off with cold water. Hot water breaks up oils and fats pretty well by itself, so it essentially makes the best possible use of the detergent by teaming up with it, where cold water just carries the detergent while it does all the work.
@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын
Another tip: if you live somewhere where ants or cockroaches are a problem rinse the dishes first or at least keep the dishwasher tightly closed.
@kimberkimber0 Жыл бұрын
I don’t run the dishwasher every night. I definitely rinse before I load. I will try the hot water trick. Thanks
@rathersane Жыл бұрын
Two more tips from a lazy and single engineer: 1. Run the garbage disposal while you’re running the hot water before the wash. That’ll help the dishwasher to drain freely (learned that one the hard way). 2. If your dishwasher has a removable filter, rinse it frequently. That’s what catches what you didn’t wash off of your dishes beforehand.
@FoxMacLeod2501 Жыл бұрын
@@rathersane Absolutely good stuff! I hadn't thought of the disposal, but then again I always run it any time much of anything goes into it, so's to not accidentally send a future obstruction down the drain. But I like that tip, partly because it seems like it'd be a good, easy-to-remember ritual to run the hot water, and take up part of the wait time with running the In-Sink-Erator.™ Thanks for adding to the knowledge!
@rathersane Жыл бұрын
@@FoxMacLeod2501 It’s all about keeping the flow at the rate the machine was optimized for 😉
@kennetho2499 Жыл бұрын
It's impossible to make Herschel look bad. He has that covered!
@Tattiehoker Жыл бұрын
No he doesn't, he opens his mouth and rattle of stupid stuff
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
Racist
@janaschwehm3059 Жыл бұрын
AMEN!
@danixoxo8637 Жыл бұрын
It's like watching a bad sitcom listening to him
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
@@danixoxo8637 He racist.
@casbot71 Жыл бұрын
I can't watch Herschal Walker giving a speech _without cringing._
@yasuke9317 Жыл бұрын
No one with a working brain can't either. Trust, you are not alone.😁
@cappiece3786 Жыл бұрын
How do these people even get to this point now do green gaetz and boebert
@dotesondots Жыл бұрын
I already can't stand his voice, just like I can't stand #45's voice or seeing/hearing his name.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Him and Kanye are gonna be running mates in 2024, I can already see it happening.
@OhNoNotFrank Жыл бұрын
And that's what he's got going *for* him...
@wirelesmike73 Жыл бұрын
"The Legion of Dumb" 🤣 That is soooo unbelievably accurate. Meanwhile, back at the Hall of "Just Us? 🥶Really?"👀
@janelandry6584 Жыл бұрын
"They can question why you moved to Florida..." Perfect!
@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын
It's a start with those traitors! Now, get the former guy. GO, Garland & Mr. Smith, get em! Thanks for the laughs Stephen.
@cherylleech785 Жыл бұрын
✔️
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Haha this is the best sequel to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington I've ever seen!
@X2LR8 Жыл бұрын
The traitors who rioted in 2017 in DC on Trump's inauguration day. Or those who tried to siege the WH which forced Secret Service to move Trump to a "bunker". Or those who created CHAZ. Or those who participated in the summer of 2020. Go get em' Garland!
@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 , 100% 👍 agreed! Best sequel to Mr. Smith goes to Washington. v
@virginiatyree6705 Жыл бұрын
@@X2LR8 , That 2017 was peaceful, until the former guy needed his photo op. If you follow the those riots,, they have been going to jail/prison. The former guy was the WORST president (EVER), in the history of the USA. Oh yeah, he's a TRAITOR too. v
@vanessawhitneypro Жыл бұрын
"OOOPS-A-KARMA" will be in my vocabulary from now on...
@Oooo-bi7bi Жыл бұрын
I'm pleased that justice is being performed. Lives where lost.
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
Where lost? There lost?
@sadie1606 Жыл бұрын
Well we now know Evie is the organized one and Steven is the chaos goblin who does not rinse dishes before loading them into the dish washer. 😂
@Creerbass Жыл бұрын
Stewart Rhodes is literally the quote, "Careful, you'll shoot your eye out" in real life.
@yasuke9317 Жыл бұрын
Well we know what HE got for Christmas. 🤣
@mkelpie3513 Жыл бұрын
Elmer
@ilduce5874 Жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye 😂
@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын
@@yasuke9317 A Red Ryder BB gun! Sweet! . Ow!
@FutureChaosTV Жыл бұрын
He used the Second Amendment against himself. Maybe he can do a repeat with the other eye.
@susannablue Жыл бұрын
You know what they say, "The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."
@MidgarMerc Жыл бұрын
I think you'll find "the first time they've ever faced consequences" will be a recurring theme in these convictions.
@bradleylambie6115 Жыл бұрын
This was the most positive monologue I’ve seen in a long time. ❤
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@LydiaAwesomeLady Жыл бұрын
"...you got yourself a Nazi duck. That's just logic, baby, that's math." OMG, I died!! So funny. Love you Stephen Colbert!
@petehoover6616 Жыл бұрын
The guard duck is a standard figure in a newspaper comic strip.
@susansingh1291 Жыл бұрын
The respect of marriage act also protected interracial marriages!! I wish they would talk about that more. I would really like to know mitch McConnells defense for voting against a protection of his own marriage just to spite same sex marriages
@peterlongprong7521 Жыл бұрын
...USA is the melting pot of the world - its insane that such a vote would even come to the table, entirely ludicrious
@cameronsitton501 Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he HAS a defense.
@darthsidious1959 Жыл бұрын
It just screams political football. They know they weren't going to win it, but it goes down with their base so well they can weaponise it.
@unknowncitizen8192 Жыл бұрын
It is ironic that, Moscow Mitch McConnell, voted against the interracial marriage act; because, he is in a interracial marriage? What a bigot!
@mattpierard Жыл бұрын
There never was much of a ban on whites marrying Asians -- many guys brought back Korean war brides in the fifties. What's sad about this bill is that they had to tack on interracial marriage to get it passed. Obergefell has been challenged way more than Loving, and there's no way Clarence Thomas was going to make his own marriage illegal.
@JohnDoe662002 Жыл бұрын
Amusing that the monologue transitioned from Walker not being a resident straight into Oz. Oz was only a resident because his wife's church in PA sold him a house, with the stipulation that the church gets first offer if he sells. The church literally allowed him to meddle in politics by giving him a temporary home to establish residency.
@chillier Жыл бұрын
Great job!!! Keep me smiling 😊
@magalisuarez2397 Жыл бұрын
Lot of winning for the country, Hurray!!!! Keep it coming.👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@mnd124 Жыл бұрын
God bless America 🇺🇲 👏
@elirien4264 Жыл бұрын
And yet the American people STILL hand the House over to the Right.
@brianr6651 Жыл бұрын
Let’s break out that beautiful mar a Lago chocolate cake and celebrate!
@littleman6950 Жыл бұрын
Jailing an oathkeeper is a sacrifice the right is willing to make. It's easy for Republicans in safe seats to show support for equal marriage rights if they can trust the house or SC will shoot it down. I won't cheer until meaningful change and results become reality.
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
There are microplastics in raindrops. The entire planet lost.
@bettyveronica9880 Жыл бұрын
Damn. Herschel Walker sounded like he was the last guy trying comedy at an open mic night. You could literally hear the patrons talking and glasses clanking as they ignore him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jjwubs1638 Жыл бұрын
"So what's the deal with these walls, right? Right? Your house is made of walls, but people still get in. Then you build extra walls around your house, and people STILL get in. It's like they just don't respect your privacy! Then you get a dog, so that he can bite people coming in... turns out I got one of those non-bitey ones. "Yeah, his bark is worse then his bite" they say, well my dog does none of that. He sniffs, that's what he does. Sniffing and waggling. Oh, I'm telling you, people..."
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын
“Next up on the podium, give a warm welcome to an actual helmet denier”
@axew3127 Жыл бұрын
7:18 if you look at the work experience, it says honorary deputy sheriff! 😂😂😂
@TrondBrgeKrokli Жыл бұрын
I like the new outro of these clips. The new outro feels more comfortable and joyful at a different level. Thanks, team, good job.
@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын
"They _can_ , however, question why you moved to FL." 😁
@xionmemoria Жыл бұрын
There's something very bittersweet about guaranteed marriage rights but "not bothering" when it's just the lives of women with pregnancy complications on the line.
@coleengoodell7523 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more.
@M_SC Жыл бұрын
They may have misunderstood and thought they were voting for keeping marriage man woman only
@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@gyroofthyme Жыл бұрын
I don't know about "not bothering", Congress has been trying to put abortion rights into federal legislation for awhile, and they've held at least two votes on it since Dobbs. The majority vote just isn't there. But in good news, multiple states enshrined the right to abortion by referendum just this last election. Extremely swift response when it comes to American politics. And in Kansas, voters rejected a referendum that would restrict it. There's more to come for sure, people are absolutely 'bothering' to do something about it. Much more so (and much more quickly) than most other things wrong with the country.
@dmelnick00 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. We need to stay focused and not let this distract from the ongoing fights either.
@kennethherbert267 Жыл бұрын
I heartily approve of using Joni Mitchell’s “Free Man in Paris” as you’re outro music! ❤
@louiebee6745 Жыл бұрын
Excellent monologue AND gets played out to Free Man In Paris! How cool is THAT?!👍👍
@loriann1506 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations 🎊 DOJ on the conviction!!!! 😊
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Keep 'em coming!
@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын
3:43. Well, since the Democrats have maintained the Senate, here's hoping that President Biden gets the opportunity to nominate a 2nd Supreme Court Justice to replace either Thomas or Alito before the end of 2023 and decreasing the number of members of "The Legion Of Dumb."
@tammyjohnson1927 Жыл бұрын
You know something the rest of us don't know somebody got a terminal illness. It's like a marriage death do us part with those two and the supreme Court.
@babybaklavagus Жыл бұрын
Pleasseeeee let it be Thomas lol but ideally both tbh!
@goblinwisdom Жыл бұрын
Why not add an extra also
@alexandradaniele Жыл бұрын
The only thing that would cause Alito or Thomas to retire would be ill health, I'm guessing.
@cappiece3786 Жыл бұрын
Thomas's wife too lol
@snatermans Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on that verdict! New hope for your democracy.
@RequiemDead Жыл бұрын
Yes you DO pre-rinse, especially if the dish is caked with whatever sauce/substance you were eating. The dishwasher cannot get encrusted food crap off the plate!
@toddklempan105 Жыл бұрын
Another reason is that all that gooey, oily food stuff has to go through a small diameter flex tube where it coats the sides over time constricting the flow until it clogs completely and needs to be cleaned out.
@danielgregory3295 Жыл бұрын
The nice (?) thing about the Walker clips is that no editing is required! Just play them the way he said them!!😳🤣🤣
@HungryLoki Жыл бұрын
His "caricature" of a modern republican politician is so on point. I would love to go to any of his standups.
@robertcooksey4510 Жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty funny, ,if you can look past Biden and fedderman😮
@danielgregory3295 Жыл бұрын
@@robertcooksey4510 Fetterman
@latchkeykidfilmsLLC Жыл бұрын
"Planned Parenthood reward points" the writers are slaying!! 💀😂🏆
@istdochallesegal3427 Жыл бұрын
"...even the partisanship was bi!" is another example of your point
@sopanmcfadden276 Жыл бұрын
Well seeing as black women are 3 times more likely to get an abortion than white women you can understand replacement theory better in a statistical analysis
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
I used to be against abortion until I saw who was using it most. It's kinda like a voluntary Final Solution.
@Art4ArtsSakeVideo Жыл бұрын
Possibly one of the all-time best summaries of our delusional times. Thanks, Stephen, for lightening an otherwise dismal day. I did spit up my martini over "goose-steps like a Nazi", but I forgive you...
@jodyariewitz7349 Жыл бұрын
"How do I stay so fat on this much crank?!" I died!!🤣🤣👏👍❤
@baconsuspenders Жыл бұрын
Oh no, Dr. Oz! It looks like we're not in Kansas... err, New Jersey... err, Pennsylvania anymore!
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Womp womp for Dr. Oz. As Melania’s jacket says “I don’t care, do u?”. 😂
@rebeccamouyos3031 Жыл бұрын
Yea the whole dumphy family Don't care about anything except themselves
@michaelharding675 Жыл бұрын
Rhodes conviction was a real eye opener
@nweerahaweera6641 Жыл бұрын
Always great show! From time to time, could you please show that ban members laughing? I want to laugh with them! Very nice crew right there!
@nonyabizness.original Жыл бұрын
"build a wall they can get in but it would be hard to get out." 😳 was his next sentence "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."? 😂
@diazinth Жыл бұрын
a Fritzel wall?
@hotprints Жыл бұрын
Wait…can have them rent a room. Kind of like a hotel. In California. And that’s how you’ll pay for the wall!
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
No. He's far too stupid to remember all those words in that exact order.
@TheKleptix Жыл бұрын
So he's telling them they can come in and stay forever? Oh, thanks, that's what we were planning to do 🤡
@unknowncitizen8192 Жыл бұрын
@@hotprints Don't forget that he has a dog, ... "but the dog don't bite!" 🤗 Lol, hee, hee ...
@oldmanbluntz Жыл бұрын
We have Pat King in Canada. Similar mentality as Rhodes. Pat has a prosthetic leg. He lost it because he was a roofer, fell off a roof and messed up his leg, didn't seek medical attention, and ended up with the prosthetic leg. Just as embarrassing as Rhodes.
@moniqueengleman873 Жыл бұрын
Hummm Almost. This dude Rhodes was a trained military man who supports the 2nd amendment and he has proven that guns don't hurt people.... Stoopid people with guns hurt people. God this is so ironic 🤣
@oldmanbluntz Жыл бұрын
@@moniqueengleman873 Pat is a pretendian (claims to be Indigineous and is not), was a founding member of the Wexit party (a political party with the core idea of having the western part of Canada separate from Canada), claims a military history (but are more lies), is very anti gun control, has spewed out an entire 20 minute long diatribe about how the white bloodline is the most superiour, and was a very visible part of and main organizer of the "freedom convoy" in Canada at the beginning of 2022. Similar, yes. But not in others. And yes, ironic we can debate who's the most RW numpty in our respective countries.
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
Darwin award potential is strong with those two, as well with any who think that make good leaders. Those followers get the Lemming Award!
@InterestedCitizen Жыл бұрын
Maybe if Pat King did 23 and me DNA tests will show they are related!😳
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait...dude didn't get medical attention in a country with free healthcare?! You people are missing that little fact which makes it oh so much worse...
@lovedbysome5402 Жыл бұрын
I am so happy for the US for the vote to protect marriage equality! Congrats from CANADA!!!
@bwell6941 Жыл бұрын
Best monologue to date!😂😂
@danielgehring7437 Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there, bass guitar player. Those first two notes of Jailhouse Rock made me laugh for an embarrassingly long amount of time.
@akaimizu1 Жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how such a simple two notes, and the timing of them, is still so distinctive, to this day.
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
Perfection
@peterslegers6121 Жыл бұрын
It was Louis. The first "tone" was made with two strings, and they didn't have the depth, the full timbre of the contrabass.
@JonBlondell Жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen, you and your writers are making a huge impact, Please keep it up!!!
@melvynjamerson136 Жыл бұрын
Yup, America 🤞🇺🇸
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@jakublizon6375 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying. My grandparents argue about proper dish washer placement, pretty much anytime my grampa puts in a dish. It's wrong! And it's wrong because my grandma says it is. He agrees.
@GraeHall Жыл бұрын
"That's the thing the dishwasher went to college to learn" - got dang the writing is so good!
@nychellebrewer Жыл бұрын
The Lord says Hells yeah to the conviction of Stewart "Hold My Yale Law Degree" Rhodes.
@rebeccamouyos3031 Жыл бұрын
If Yale has an ounce of integrity they will revoke his degree
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccamouyos3031 then Rick De Santis ' one too...
@sharhondahurd2037 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mattsoreng3066 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t be happier that my marriage will be recognized in the entirety of the United States
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I am a black lesbian. I feel so validated right now!
@sopanmcfadden276 Жыл бұрын
How is marriage freedom?
@TheClairemyst Жыл бұрын
IKR?! CONGRATS. OPA!!
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 🤣😂😅🤣😂
@irmamarie52 Жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, it should never have been not recognized.
@Dermatillomaniac Жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote the bi-partisan joke deserves a raise 😁
@stevesloan7132 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps we could nickname their jailers The Oaf Keepers?
@TheDylls Жыл бұрын
Same Sex Marriage was potentially on the line after an age old legal precedent that Justice Thomas cited when "overturning" Roe v. Wade, and that same legal precedent also stated that Same Sex Marriages may not be legal... The only TINY thing is, the exact same precedent finished by stating that Interracial Marriages should be/were illegal. Now why, oh why would Justice Thomas decide NOT to bring up that last little bit? Hmmmmm
@nonyabizness.original Жыл бұрын
cuz ginny would cut off his other... ?
@stephenbouchelle7706 Жыл бұрын
As much as I am drawn to the Herschel Walker train wreck, it’s kind of a shame I never hear Warnock and Georgia’s voice of normalcy.
@WalterStahlhelm Жыл бұрын
When did you first realize that you craved a black man deep in the steamy recesses of your bowels and blasting his man chowder all over your face?
@tealvampyre Жыл бұрын
Since the leader of the Oath Keepers was convicted of sedition, among other things, will the politicians who gave the conspirators tours get convicted too? We need to kick them out!
@phoenixfive4091 Жыл бұрын
The long arm of justice can be swift after all. Cheers to the conviction of their “fearless leader “🥂🥂
@davemccutcheon9053 Жыл бұрын
5 people died, Manslaughter charges are called for against all insurectionest organizers, at a minimum.
@waltonsimons12 Жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if felony murder would be applicable to those deaths.
@bipolarminddroppings Жыл бұрын
I didn't think I'd ever hear a grown adult that couldn't finish a thought worse than Trump, but then along came Hershal Walker...
@justayoutuber1906 Жыл бұрын
G. W. Bush was pretty bad too
@jessstuart7495 Жыл бұрын
"Vampires is really cool" is a complete thought. Credit where credit is due. Ha!
@alexandradaniele Жыл бұрын
@@justayoutuber1906 W certainly made quite a few gaffes, but Herschel is in a class by himself.
@morpheus2573 Жыл бұрын
Correction. He’s not a “grown man.” He’s a “groan man.”
@bernardwalden6884 Жыл бұрын
MUST PRE RINSE DISHES!! It's a thing. Gosh this band is Solid!!! ❤️❤️❤️✌️
@emilybazer Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure losing an eye is suffering a consequence lol but I get her sentiment and am happy with the verdict as well!
@thethirdman225 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the bullet?
@emilybazer Жыл бұрын
@@thethirdman225 he got his
@TheTardisDreamer Жыл бұрын
He was extremely abusive to her and their kids, so every shot aimed at him by her (pun intended) is earned.
@richardunderwood3138 Жыл бұрын
Excellent monologue Stephen. Loved it
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@AndiDuck Жыл бұрын
“It will take time to restore chaos” - George W. Bush
@o.b.7217 Жыл бұрын
"Maximum" is the keyword in all these cases. Doesn't mean they'll get that much.
@filthcauldron2441 Жыл бұрын
Omg finally some justice
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
It's a good day for democracy and gay marriage! First the Oathkeepers, next Donald Trump!
@justayoutuber1906 Жыл бұрын
And the "proud Boyz" (worst name ever)
@staomruel Жыл бұрын
I read that as Trump marrying the Oath Keepers.
@cdvan6183 Жыл бұрын
God bless trump Tr🚽mp2024/great prisoner
@sopanmcfadden276 Жыл бұрын
America is not a democracy
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
The Oathkeepers were okay to convict because they're unimportant low-hanging fruit. The US doesn't convict US Presidents, former or current. If the US convicted Presidents, every President would be in prison for crimes against humanity, including Saint Obama. That would ruin the myth of "American Exceptionalism" and hurt the economy, and money is all that anyone cares about.
@baconsuspenders Жыл бұрын
Well team... it sure was a long Rhode... but it ended at the federal penitentiary. :)
@retriever19golden55 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! Everyone deserves the right to experience a nasty, poverty-inducing divorce if they so desire.
@maynewzion2661 Жыл бұрын
Anyone that entered the Capital that day should be charged. Lock them up.
@le_th_ Жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment and appreciate how great Colbert's band is? I mean, we know the comedy is always spot on, so it's only fair to pay homage to the band, as well.
@joeb4142 Жыл бұрын
In their previous incarnation they won an Emmy. High bar to clear!
@danleblanc2321 Жыл бұрын
"Free Man in Paris" by Joni Mitchell on the outro.
@dayegilharno4988 Жыл бұрын
:) 0:36 The two accords of "Jailhouse Rock" didn't get the love they deserved!
@karllieck9064 Жыл бұрын
Yes, the band is super talented...I just can't stand the music they play. I suppose it's a matter of taste.
@markb6295 Жыл бұрын
@@dayegilharno4988 Nice catch
@shannonm1608 Жыл бұрын
Yas, Louis Cato and the Late Show Band! "Free Man in Paris" ! Great way to end a great monologue. 👏
@tropicalaquarium5807 Жыл бұрын
“The trick would be to keep Trump out of any room that he is in” 😆
@bartholetbay412 Жыл бұрын
Great video, I was in a beautiful marriage before my now ex wife left me,i still love her and most times i can't stop thinking about her, i am doing my very best to get rid of the thought of her, but i just can't, i love her so much, i don't know why i am bring this here for, i can't stop thinking about her .
@haynesatteh4463 Жыл бұрын
it's always difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation my wife for 12 years left me, i couldn't just let her go i did all i could to get her back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual adviser who helped me bring her back.
@bartholetbay412 Жыл бұрын
@@haynesatteh4463 wow, how did you get a spiritual adviser, and how do i reach her?
@haynesatteh4463 Жыл бұрын
@@bartholetbay412 her name is MIRIAM CHAMANI DIETRICH, and she is a great spiritual adviser as well as caster who can bring her back
@bartholetbay412 Жыл бұрын
@@haynesatteh4463 Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.
@JaydragonM Жыл бұрын
F YEAH some kind of true accountability. A MAX of 60 years sucks tho. It should be a MIN of 60 years.
@DuchessofEarlGrey Жыл бұрын
Guess they will only hang onto his corpse for so long.
@j.angelis6934 Жыл бұрын
Big shout out to the whole editing crew, really enjoying the change up in music on the play out at the end of the episode(s)! Keep up the good work, we love you guys!
@sydposting Жыл бұрын
It sounded kinda like Free Man in Paris by Joni Mitchell to me!
@bwell6941 Жыл бұрын
Keep it coming….🌊🌊🌊💙
@Deadhart72 Жыл бұрын
It’s endlessly embarrassing to live in a country where Walker vs. Warnock even a close race. It should have never gotten to the point of a runoff.
@0HARE Жыл бұрын
Absolutely scathing monologue! Get ‘em, Stephen!
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@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!
@ootvtoo6677 Жыл бұрын
in the words of Chappelle "Walker is observably stupid" lmao 🤣
@9erner Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@customer5032 Жыл бұрын
I cracked up at "Legion of Dumb." 🤣
@bluegold21 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Mr Colbert for recognising people who are "out there".
@captvalstrax Жыл бұрын
I can feel the IQ points falling away when I hear Herschel Walker speak.
@charityquill4965 Жыл бұрын
It's almost sad, it's like a child's babbling. I'm wondering if he was always like that or if multiple concussions from football scrambled his brains really badly
@curlygurl1263 Жыл бұрын
Herschel is cray, cray!
@ilduce5874 Жыл бұрын
It makes sense that Rhodes was disbarred in Montana for refusing to respond to two bar grievances filed against him in Arizona. He simply doesn’t think that the rules apply to him. Sound familiar?
@miketufaro5915 Жыл бұрын
I met him when he had two eyes. He kept calling me a pussy because I never snuck a gun on a plane. I told him I don’t have anywhere to fly to but if he could fly his ass away from civilization I would be happy. My dad, the connection I had to Stewart, took a photo of us… his empty eye socket would make a great place to store valuables if any prisoner should need to know that.
@SoManyRandomRamblings Жыл бұрын
Wonder if they'll make it function as a glory hole 🤔
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
Gross. And I do not doubt that's already been done before. 😉
@miketufaro5915 Жыл бұрын
I meant for stuffing contraband in lol 😂 you guys are awesome. I mean I guess it can be used for both.
@baknights14 Жыл бұрын
Hope he's a rick and Morty fan cuz he's gonna be hearing the phrase "give me my eyeholes" quite a lot in the joint.
@mikeblair2594 Жыл бұрын
@@miketufaro5915 Man, I'm missing an eye also and that's the first thing I thought of too. Only its better to give than to receive.
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