I liked the part where they bullied the brit

Worst part of perturabo? The whole time he's going "Iron Within, Iron Without." Just to keep his rhythm

In defense of Rogal Dorn: He is an extremely guarded individual. If you got him to bed, it would be through trust and proven worth. So it could potentially end with tender and passionate missionary from the man who carried the Emperor to the Throne. But post coital clarity would likely end with him wallowing in self criticism.

Angron: All the angy h8 fux. Magnus: Seduces you with poetry in a dead language, may or may not be all talk. Roboute and Horus: Competant, but no oomph. Rogal: Stale, but good with his hands. Lorgar: Too pious to even think of it. Vulkan: The most kind, compassionate, generous, gentle lover there is. Jaghatai: Savage, but decent after care. Mortarian: No. Alpharius/Omegon: Every night's a surprise. Fulgrim: Kinky as literally all hell. Ferrus: Toys, toys, toys. Perturabo: The poor man's Rogal. Corvus: Too much edge. Leman: The most drunken of drunk sex. Lion'El: Too paranoid to think about it. Sanguinius: The gentleman's Vulkan. Konrad: Fucker beware.

It should also be noted that Sanguinius has exceptional stamina, even for a Primarch, because he had been fighting for DAYS before he went to fight Horus, and during that time he fought a Bloodthirster in single combat and won. So he's going to go the distance in bed. Plus, sexy vampire aesthetic, angel wings, and he can see into the future, so he can be an absolute tease if he wants.

The paper on the sword says: Whoever lifts this Sword, if he kicketh Ethereal ass, shall haveth the power of the Greater Good

23:27 maybe it's just the fact that I'm a Salamander simp but, it borderline doesn't matter how good Vulkan is because A. You KNOW that man loves to snuggle after, B. His aftercare is UNMATCHED, fuck waking up to him making you breakfast, you'd wake up to an 8 course gourmet breakfast and, a college fund for your whole ass family

Night Lord Man is right, some women -- aka me and all seven other female fans of the VIII Legion -- are into innocent little meow meow types like Konrad Curze and his sons. Also Bo should 100% be on the same rank as Mort and I'm saying this out of love. I mean, I'd give them a chance if it wouldn't kill me (it would).

Amazing restraint with the Lion. No rock jokes

"He is in fact the cuddling master." NEVER HAVE TRUER WORLDS EVER BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT MY FORGE-MASTER VULKAN!

I think Rogal, Guilliman and Sanguinius are one tier too low. I think Rogal is your average trad man that knows a thing or two "by the book", and if he's in the mood -- he's pretty Competent. Guilliman, on the other hand, is a poster boy, master of diplomacy, and has to be Exceptional -- not out of passion like Khan or Vulkan, but rather because of his burden. And Sanguinius has to be a God, since his chapter is trying to turn any primal urge into the finest art form

Ferrus Manus would love to explore the mysteries of your flesh, once his father’s crusade is finished.

You forgot that leman russ had multiple wives that he genuinely loved

Concerning Farsight's sword at 1:40, the blade is a warp or Necron blade that gives him the life force of those he kills so I doubt the blade will change looks

You forgot about Ferrus's greatest strength. His head game.

I. Am NOT okay with Fulgrim being a "sex god". The man is far too narcissistic to care about anybody else's desires.

Very funny, please make more or I will cry

They are asking the real questions.

Angron was really nice to the navigator.

Sanguinius can see the future, he would be able to tell exactly what you want and do them before you even ask

Didn’t know I needed this, MORE!!!! Please

I think ferrus would be ecceptional because ferrus looks like he just gives off MAD himbo energy

Saw your latest episode but before watching decided to start at the beginning. Best decision. Instant sub.

I like how the playlist is backwards it starts with the newest

The lion: THE Jack of ALL Traits

The night lord being like "that's crossing some lines" is hilarious to me The Khan I agree with the night lord again and he's also right about Konrad the man just needs some hugs and some cuds; kinda same with Angron. The twins its either that actual twins or their marines but I'd score them higher. Leman needs to go higher than Ferrus because yes Dom me daddy. Magnus yeah pinned perfectly, same with Vulkan (minus the beans on toast), Lion agree with, Horus 100% vocals, Ferrus yeah hardware Sanguinius is about the aesthetic and the feeling safe (agreeing with the Ork also on the red river), Perterabo is 100% just needs aftercare and affirmation that it was good and yeah he is defo more involved just make sure to remind him that it was good. Gulliaman needs to go in lower Exceptional. Morty I disagree with everyone with the absolutely unfuckable I think it's more of Not sure why, he's actually got nice hair apparently but its more so the fact yes he's a bit bitter and his lungs are kinda messed up. Also yes pining after the potential of Angron always hurts

You put the ultamate sub under the ultimate hate fuck. Lewd.

9:14 That's my image THIEVES

35:59 Yeah, The Lion, based on who he’s based on, doesn’t like women as much as he hates himself for who he is inside

30:40 There's this bit in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman's fucking two women and he looks in the mirror and flexes and smiles at himself. That's Fulgrim. 37:37 oh y'all literally bring up that scene lmao

Bruh i just found this, i love this

The only one’s mic who hasn’t changed is Moots… Never change Moots. Never change.

There is absolutely no circumstance where the Gorgon is a satisfying fuck. Not only won't YOU finish but he won't even bother to try and get HIMSELF off before he just leaves the bedroom

"Some people are into that kinda guy" sounds like youre into that kinda guy

Sanguinius is basically Angron and fulgrim combined

Came for vulkan, stayed for beans on toast.

During the heresy: Horus shot porn for money, Sanguinius shot porn because someone told him it would help with morale, Fulgrim created the industry

24:39 as a fellow Brit I have to agree. A full English with a cup of tea makes him an exceptional shag, if not a sex god. However with the caveat that it HAS to be morning sex.

Ok so new fan, but big fan. I found this podcast on KZfaq like 2 weeks ago. Listened to one of the latest ones. At first, I was like wtf are these guys talking about? Then, after 15 minutes, I realised they are exactly like my old warhammer friends growing up. Your content is really helping me and giving me solice during a hard time in my life. I decided to start from the beginning with you guys and watch Ep 1 and was so delighted to find that the only thing that really has changed is your recording quality. xD You're a nice seeming bunch of dudes who are really lucky to have each other and this endeavour. While I'm a little bit jealous and forlorn thinking about my old crew hearing you guys talk shit, it also genuinely warms my heart. Please keep this going, and I'll happily join the patrion and discord.

Dunno if this might change Angron up or down for anyone but that is gonna destroy u and leave u looking like a dropped strawberry milkshake, just a splatter of pink froth on the ground

At last, Perturabo is better than Dorn at something!

the lion is legally required to be aeroace i refuse to believe he would ever want to fuck

The only pro to mortarion is that he’s a moth

Am I the only one who sees 9:31 Reggie gigas

Angron sounds like a bratty sub.

1:40 It's supposed to be Necron, so no.

I believe the best candidate for the highest rank is the Primarch of the 2nd legion. Try to dispute it, I DARE you.

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vulkan and guilliman can tag team me roughly

Just before 6 mins did you make a Fnaf vhs film reference?

Wait were you kitten in if yhe emporer had a text to speech device... or am I misunderstanding that

A Bri'ish?!